If your perfect Valentine's day ideas consist of hating everyone who likes this festivity, then you've clicked on the right post. And it's an even better match if you hate the kitschy side of Valentine's Day, yet like to impress your significant other of how much you don't care about it anyway. In that case, we have a selection of very ironical, deeply sarcastic, totally un-romantic Valentine cards for you to greet your loved one without getting all pukey cute.

Most of us have had enough of the typical Hallmark-style love cards (not that there's anything wrong with them). For couples and romantic singles with a sense of humor or an unconventional approach to romance, there are fun and creative greeting cards like these!

Sure, some of them are not the most romantic greeting cards out there (not that you were looking for one, anyhow), but you've got to give them to the right person for them to be effective. If there's a pant-nullifying Valentine's Day card that you think we've missed, you can add it to this list and vote for your favorite what-you-see-is-what-you-get cards as well!

(h/t: huffpost)

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Funny Valentine's Day Cards

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KarenSobaski
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A valentine card for Norman with love from the Cat Lady.

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Sonali Bhatt
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice List. Very creative and nice cards. Find more gifts @ http://www.valentine.gifts/

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shazzer
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i dnt think thats possible im a pro biatch lol xx

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Liliana Mello
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3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not what a dementor does they take away all your happy memories leave you with your worst memories then they take your soul

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I'm Still Not Sick Of You

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Valentine's Day Card "you Are My Favorite Nerd"

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Lorien
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whoa.. that's saying a LOT

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Kip The Otter
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The perfect card for Dwight Schrute!

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You Complete Me ...in An Incomplete Way

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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you like it you can download the card for free here! https://www.behance.net/gallery/23379947/Free-Alternative-Greeting-Card

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