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Making a good ad is hard work. You need to craft an attention-grabbing message that instantly transforms an uninterested person (who might even be unaware of your company) into a willing buyer, willing to spend their hard-earned money on your product. Plus, you have a budget, a timeline, and a results-hungry board of directors breathing down your neck with unrelentingly high expectations.

No wonder so many of them miss the mark. However, some are so exceptionally bad, that you can't help but wonder if the people behind them knew what they were doing or were clowning around on purpose. And you can find them on the Facebook group 'Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Real Ads' and the page 'Advertisements that look like sh*tposts.' While these two are separate online projects, their content complements each other so well, we decided to feature them both in the same publication. Continue scrolling and check everything out yourself.

#1

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Headless Roach
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's funny and it works

Craig Silberman
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes, and therefore ought not to be in this post

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Caroline Kimber
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not the worst I have seen - it did make me want to read it....

John Dilligaf
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I Failed Miserably to understand how this ad/promo Failed Miserably

Icy_Question_4977
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s actually not that bad of a flyer

Anne Jones
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually clever. I like it.

Fat Harry
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this succeeded admirably.

Craig Silberman
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

definitely NOT an example of something that "Tried Hard To Be Relevant But Failed Miserably"

Travis Fox
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought these were supposed to be fails?

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    #2

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    Eh-non-o-mous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d use him just because of that disclaimer

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this is super cute. Would at least give him a call.

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    Kevin Sutton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was she cutting his hair at the same time as the survey?

    crazy_stupid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would use him purely because of his honesty

    Matt Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he's up front about it.. .

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he is honest about the survey size.

    Injun Joe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, it's hard finding honesty these days. Especially in the states.

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fun. I like it. I'd choose him. I'm nowhere near Canada.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is going on with your part son?

    Dr. Amazing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was an ad my phone gave me while I scrolled past.🤦‍♂️

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the only thing worse then the ad is his hair

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    According to Michelle Greenwald, the CEO of Catalyzing Innovation, a global, cross-sector innovation hub, for advertising to be "effective," it must be:

    • Memorable;
    • Resonate with consumers by ringing true and delivering a personally meaningful message, even if the brand has a huge target audience like Nike's;
    • Communicate how the product or service fits into consumers' lives or work to make them better, more productive, happier, and more fulfilled;
    • Stand for values above and beyond the product or service itself;
    • Be inextricably linked to the brand, so the ad won't be attributed to a competitor.

    But most of the ads we see on 'Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Real Ads' and 'Advertisements that look like sh*tposts' fulfill just the first requirement.

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    #3

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop being paranoid - my wife is not going to find out about us! Now hush and eat your meatball footlong." "Oh baby I love it when you talk dirty."

    NakNakNak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .......oh gracious, I'm 25 and all your replies make me feel like an elderly British lady.

    Paul Richards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pastrami is the most sensual of all cured meats

    JoJoB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find pastrami to be a little stand-offish in certain situations. Now, brisket....that's a sexy meat.

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    Amanda Pack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A hotel in my town has a large mural on the side of the building saying “have your next affair here”

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you work up quite an appetite looking back over your shoulder all the time!

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if your spouse works at that reastruant... hello i am here to order...

    James A Tipton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be the baloney in the middle!

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    #4

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    Fat Harry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, but it comes with a free house!

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    Laura Ketteridge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free pizza arriving at your new home on moving day is a fantastic thing. It takes away the worry about having to find dinner, plates, cutlery etc.

    Andy James
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's probably a catch, it'll be thin crust I'm sure!

    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you've finished signing all the paperwork at closing they hand over a frozen pizza

    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the idea, actually - I won't immediately starve to [unlife] after buying their expensive house.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's handy on moving day.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring those pizzas on move in day... we'll need them.

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if we can't afford the house, can we still get the pizza?

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I checked, they only let you have one topping.

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    #5

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    Mrs.Pugh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, why are all of my yummies wayyyy out of the wrapper?🧐. Funny.

    love u
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the yummy is in the wrapper wym? Do you not like eating babies???

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    Candy Cane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually kinda cute. Be a great infant Halloween, if you like Subway lol.

    Groaver Andout
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That don't smell like Italian herbs and cheese!

    Injun Joe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    December on a cannibals calendar?

    LadyVischuss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Company not liable if dog eats baby.

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    #6

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    Mrs.Pugh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all, I was scrolling and I thought this was an actual bp ad🤡

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s funny but the fonts are hurting my head.

    Garpus Grumpus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She seems built for it just fine.

    Cooter McCoughlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at her last name...you might be in for a surprise

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    Roy Zobel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to google what "only fans" is. I am so old.

    BoredNoof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonononono, you brainless nincompoop!

    Rich Mahogany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw her on only fans.. think she does quite well

    Alison Hell
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to know what this OnlyFans is...but then do I really. Yes..no...ah f**k it..I dont feel like looking at the google....and the mystery continues.

    Rachel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically people selling their nüdes and homemade pöřņ to strangers for money. I mean I think there's milder stuff but I believe most people use it for adult content

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds strangely appealing in today's world of constant change.

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    though it does, 'unimproved recipe' sounds like it tastes horrible and they are stubborn and wont change it.

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    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want a Greg's sausage roll...

    poopyhead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little taste of normal - something to which I aspire.

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greggs has taken over the UK. Our town (Swindon) has around 250,000 people and there are 12 Greggs. That's as compared to one Burger King, one Taco Bell and one KFC.

    Gifted Ape
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but Greggs is at least British. I remember my dad pointing out the one in Gosforth as the first shop, this was back in the 80's.

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    Chris B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I read "Improved Recipe" I think to myself "S**t. I guess I need to find a new jam, chocolate, cheese, cream or what ever." New or improved only means they found some cheaper ways to produce that product.

    k sand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see 'improved recipe' I take it to mean a cheaper ingredient was added and less of a more quality ingredient to save $. Gets the customer in a positive frame of mind if it tastes a little different and no one seems to mind a little more c**p in their junk food.

    Rob Eman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're right. I simply could not handle the "improved recipe". I mean could you even imagine?... me? Lol no....

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greggs rools the world, and their sausage rolls are Emperor.

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    #8

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    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sponsored by company.

    Jrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amazing thing is that their brand is so strong that, just with this photo, you know exactly the maker and the model of the car (Bugatti Veyron, and the color is exclusive to the Grand Sport Vitesse version)

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what color is your bugatti?--black and orange

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 someone didn’t do their job properly!

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    #9

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    Amanda Rose
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matter which way I read this, none of it makes sense.

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit yourself at 3rd floor. You will thank us 3 months from now?

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    Chintan Shah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 months from now you will hit yourself and thank us??

    A. HAM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the S fell off? Three months from now, you will sh*t yourself at (the) 3rd floor (and) thank us.

    Fluffybedsocks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh i really miss s******g myself on the 3rd floor. Sign me up

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    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know Yoda went into advertising.

    Rigor Moreno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be at - you had one job!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the same people who planned this sign also planned this staircase, I ain't going up or down it in any month.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can kinda arrange the lines to make sense. But "hit yourself"? A mystery!

    Katy Hickman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the person who put those up fall down the stairs?! They might be having a concussion. Can someone check on the clearly concussed person

    Kelli McNeile
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three months from now, at third floor, you will hit yourself. Thank us.

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    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is effective because now I really want Butter chicken.

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "People like memes. Go make meme."

    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but why does that look bomb? As an Indian, I love me some butter chicken 😋

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought the naan was a rock and he was hitting his head.

    Wren Hard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is hilarious and adorable

    BoredNoof
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the man and naan lived happily ever after

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was just a meme. Then I realized this list has bizarre ads only.

    P Mo.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your Chief Marketing Officer is in 5th grade.

    RL R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That man" just had the printer toner blasted into his face.

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    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KFCyou, I’m going to run away as fast as I can to the other direction :D

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this guy says "finger licking good", I'm out.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they introducing a new "Soylent Nuggets" range? 😬

    Spiritastray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    KFC - It's window lickin' good!

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Spain`s version of the Col.?

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    #12

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    Your Local Slytherin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend sent this to me a few years ago and it broke my brain

    J-Stryker666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual fuckery is this?!?!?!?!?!?

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeaah thus is KFC so makes sense seeing as they made a dating sim game

    Holy Cow That's Outta This World
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So any anime geek wanna tell us what this is meant to say?

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a sexual innuendo? Why’d they said it was pedophily

    Man in the ceiling
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a meme former that came from a weird depression meme

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    Tired Disaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shouldn't be laughing at this, but I am

    James A Tipton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Colonel is rolling over in his grave.

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    Mulberry Juice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eggxactly what I’ve been looking for!!!

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One shell of a yoke, cracking me up (*exits stage left*)

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    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be a game changer for me. I usually have to hard boil them and attach them to my belt with duct tape.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bit of a niche product, but it'll make a nice nest egg. ;-)

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank goodness. Carrying one egg was a huge issue in my life.

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ***Due to recent events this product will no longer be available in England***

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would have been true decades ago, when Coke actually contained coke leaf extract.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost a century actually, and apparently it was ecgonine that was actually in the original recipe, which is the cocaine precursor found in coca leaves. At least according to snopes

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    Anon Ymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A big part of growing up is just finding out how many people do coke lol

    Alison Hell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a part of being an adult, realizing how many do coke..those that are famous, big wigs, people in politics, your next door neighbor.... it's quite surprising what goes on behind closed doors 😏

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    LizzieBoredom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the days when I could do the laundry, write a novel, paint the house and play a quick game of Monopoly all before breakfast.

    Fishbear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone in the comments knows that Coca (the plant) and cocaine (the drug) are not the same thing right? The drug is a part/byproduct of the plant and the plant itself is used in a ton of different stuff.

    Chooyu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel dumb for trying to "see more" because I was v curious.

    Dea Kel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually made me laugh out loud

    Injun Joe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a video some did a while back. They loaded their vehicle with a lot of Coke and went through the US Mex border. And when customs asked....

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much for a full pallet?

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    Rico Mendez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His right arm looks small and shorter, but the distance between him and the bowling ball is 'far' so I think his right arm is actually longer than his left. Very realistic game, 11/10 would play.

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No bowling game will ever be better than Elf Bowl.

    Queen Jackson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking like a Homowhatever. Evolution musta skipped something with him.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd get a strike every time if I had an arm long enough to reach the pins

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an episode of the Cosby Show where Denise made a designer shirt for Theo. The shirt was yellow black, and looked frighteningly like this.

    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mhm, two arms that are VERY different sizes, very realistic

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ARE there any more 'realistic' games anymore?

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    #16

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    Corvus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Badly photoshopping the tire wasn't enough, so they had to add this weird hair too? :D

    LadyVischuss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the lock necklace and mod ear buds...needs a tattoo

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    T5n
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New idea for stroke detection:have everyone read this image . Then they will know what having a stroke feels like and will likely get to the hospital sooner

    Papa Het
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hair and necklace I can't- 😭🤚

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trying to keep up with today??

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the watermarks on the stock photo that they didn't pay for.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hurts me on an oddly personal level.

    Tired Disaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "to the dad that slaps the most" yeah, maybe it's best you're getting him a tiny tire-

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hair looks fake. The tire looks fake. Everything looks fake.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this made me laugh five imnutes strate

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    #17

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    Lemon Beans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a promoted post, so I guess it technically is an ad, even though it's not actually advertising a product idk

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having chronic pancreatitis, I feel the Pancreas Thief already got me 😢

    Dr. W.D. Gaster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I block them every time I see them. Can't wait to get this far into the Void.

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was Luke Skywalker's lightsaber. It's missing a hand though.

    Nonna_SoF
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd play that game. But only if I get to be the Pancreas Thief.

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    Mrs. EW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only did I have this as a kid, I also bought one a couple years ago out of nostalgia

    Travis Fox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vintage ad. When it was introduced this was considered high tech for children's toys

    Joshua Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid's looking to score some horse on the dark web

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they told him it was a 3d printer

    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our technology has only declined since the invention of this machine.

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    their friggin keyboard ski sliped and they typed hi instead of lo

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    Corvus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time when blank cassettes were something valuable indeed... and the fact cigs are openly advertised here is a pretty good hint how long ago it was.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unopened, blank tapes are even more expensive now.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “More doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette.” - 1946 ad.

    Richard Scott Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I FINALLY see the c*ck and balls on Joe's face that everyone else saw back in the '90's.

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That camel looks like ALF

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda smart, letting them record what they miss during their smoke breaks.

    Bianca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to record movies off the tv & press pause when the ads came on then record again when they stopped so you didnt have to rewatch them or fast forward everytime you watched it. He always used the longplay setting & got 3 movies on each tape. We had so many he even wrote on the sticker you got with them the time each movie stated. It was awesome to have so much choice before dvds, usb sticks or streaming services. This was the 90s 🤣 i sound soooo old now 🤣

    Phryne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always programmed them for when I wasn't home, so I had ads...

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    Cassi Lyris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old enough to remember this promo...

    Cerise Hood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵You've been hit by, struck by, a smooth character🎵

    Jason Llewellyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine was never blank. Had Debbie does Dallas on it 🥱

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    LizzieBoredom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard of ' Choose an option' because I had a very liberal upbringing.

    harpling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I have heard of it because I had a very literal upbringing.

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I had, but then I realised I was thinking of .

    LadyKing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course I've heard of questions marks. Geez

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bird? Yes, I have heard about the bird

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    #21

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    ThatBiBookLover
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I… there’s a lot to unpack here.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Apologize to bother you but can you inform me how to receive to the English class?" "Of course! Just increase those stairs on the left!"

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked there difficult, didn't see it

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    Nat Rich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Britain our men have the babies so women can work

    Pizzagirl 91
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, in Britain there are sea-men. Like seahorses, but less wet, and without narration from David Attenborough.

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    Mrs.Pugh
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This entire ad is a comedy. Hilarious stuff.

    M F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yay trans representation?? Also no one would speak like that, it would be stilted and unnatural.

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my fiance does but i think that's just how he learned english

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    Bonnie Buttons
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an English teacher. This almost made my head explode. I want to cry...

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I teach ESL. I see stuff like this daily. I have to laugh or the face palming would give me brain damage

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    Brendan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Review this course! You are learn England is less time. Commence now!

    TGHW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon you can make the English speaking most deliciously!

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    Anne Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha! This is weird and a lot of it is wrong..

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    #22

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Welcome to the Uncanny Valley, how may I help you today?"

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks more believably human than the real Zuck.

    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just flicking through BP hoping to drift back off to sleep. Not anymore.

    Nancy Doughty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is the ice cream/shake machine working?

    Techguy791
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of those photos where everything looks fine at first, and then starts to fall apart the more you look at it

    James S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They made an even creepier version of Mark Zuckerberg, which I didn't know was even possible until now.

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    #23

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These belong on the CakeWrecks website.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a typo at all - these "cacks" truly cannot and should not be called cakes :P

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every cake there belongs in a "nailed it!" meme. Sorry, I meant "cack"

    SageHare37
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to traumatize children with a birthday cake.

    nicole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An instructional guide from the creators of "For Dummies"

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    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I'd pay about $25 for one of these trainwrecks.

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they’re not legally allowed to be called cakes

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That minion will haunt my dreams tonight

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the minion? They all are nightmare producing.

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    #24

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    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this still available?

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but you have to collect as for unrelated reasons I don't have a car

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    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I wish that I hadn't purchased the train wreck.

    NakNakNak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Free car accident" sounds like a mafioso threat.

    JoJoB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could you DM me the dimensions? I'm not sure it will fit in my living room.

    BOTW PANDA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY ARE YOU NOT AT THE HOSPITAL

    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhm miss/sir, I believe you posted in wrong Facebook group😮. Sorry I know it’s serious and I feel horrible because I laughed!

    michele mbennett1010@att.net
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why did I need to know the guy went to the hospital? Is this a fire sale?

    Ruben Sanchez Gonzalez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how far inflation has come. Too broke to have your own car accident? Here's a free one!

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texting while in labor: Not her first rodeo.

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Early labour can take a long time, and can be quite boring!

    Dawn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's birthing your next customer! chill Samsung 🤣🤣

    nicole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would expect better from Samsung... smh

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, it can take some time between 🤰🏿and🤱

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    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok seriously these posts make me feel like I'm high. Or the advertisers were high. Or we're all high.

    le_smol_froge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aLwAyS lOoK oN tHe BrIgHt SiDe Of LiFe

    Dawn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused....is this flashlight as bright as the sun or bright as the flames of hell??? 🤔🤭😏

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and there are 3 pointy hats on the obverse....

    R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So bright that we burn in heaven.

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're an arsonist but you mostly work at night and need to see what your doing.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are they burning crosses?

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, is it the flashlight or the "app" that has all those nameless and multiple features?

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    #27

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    Falcon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... I don't kinkshame, but that's strange.

    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, smurfs. Don't be smurfing on smurfs for smurfing smurfs!

    Mangelo Il Fumatori
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, *she's* built for OnlyFans.

    Lemon Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "please buy my only fans, I'm not built for real estate" 😭

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    laura lee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool thing is thinking about just how often this was googled before becoming an ad, lol

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This exists because there was an desire for it. There is also a desire to have the people who desired this lobotomized.

    ---
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only desire is that of companies trying to get cheap clicls from unsupervised children online

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    Giles Martin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just wondering the kinda person the algorithm decided to send this to might actually click it.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we can sexualise cartoons too?

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    Lynne Hammar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COOL! I would love to hear the story behind this

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a great premise for a movie. Maybe a comedy starring Steve Buscemi. Give it a shaky cam Arrested Development style treatment like in Death of Stalin.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But when they played back the tape, every voice came out at a really high-pitched level for some reason.

    RickyT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fictional Band"??? Say it ain't so!!!!!!

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are they “trying to be relevant” this is literally something that happened.

    Spikey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it’ll try to steal my soul

    Joshua Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for clarifying that they were fictional, was confused for a second. Also, this looks like a pigmunk.

    New Everywhere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FICTIONAL band? No way, they had albumS. Somebody start drawing again so they can sue this bozo

    That emo Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kinda scared if I was in America

    Jason Llewellyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sissy the FBI is watching this post

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    #29

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert: Posting this (or any similar message) on your wall has no actual effect ;)

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it will make your friends crave pizza.

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    Kelli McNeile
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FACEBOOK DOES NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO SHARE MY PHOTOS

    BoredNoof
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lordy - I remember when FB was flooded with these nonsensical posts

    Jo Sargent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too late. You participate, you agree.

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    Steven Tobias
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    3 years ago

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    I know right? Being related to Obama and Clinton

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    Anon Ymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly brilliant marketing to get your post seen by more people, you know the comments section gonna be lit lol

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that this is already terrible, but those birthstones are wrong. 😂

    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's about 25 years (+/-) of presidents so hopefully she is finished having kids. It's too bad about naming her daughter Bush. She probably got teased in school

    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A reminder necklace for people who constantly forget former presidents?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of these things is not like like the others, one of these things just isn't the same, can you guess which thing is not like the others?

    Dawn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is how to bankrupt a business with one piece of jewelry advertisement for $500 Alex

    That le$b1@n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this? This necklace makes no sense😂

    Wren Hard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain please?!

    Lemon Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a memento necklace that is supposed to have your family's names with their birthstone next to it, but for some reason the ad has the names of former presidents :)

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    #31

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    Panda Boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

    nicole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOUR ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD

    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry @McDonaldsPK but you're toxic and I'm better off without you

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    Micah Thompson
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    3 years ago

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    Damien Teran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I missing something here? Everyone's joking about feet licking, but I'm seeing a cat in front of the door in one pic, and a cat in front of the door on top of a box and blankets in the second.

    Courtney Bostwick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay so its not just me being confused cuz I see the cat too

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    Candy Cane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not fully free if I have to lick feet to get it...

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope those feet are clean

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he really lick its feet?

    T5n
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what he is paid to do

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    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, free money, super! Why don't everybody do that?

    Greennovator
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Awesome! I've been looking for someone to hack all of my accounts while I lick their feet!!" 😄

    Sky Hicks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is a promo

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Art looks nice but I think it’s stolen

    Puppeteer Saint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that is from a Magic: the Gathering card

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    Solidhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the fact the email say Sanjay I am betting he does not look like that in real life.

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I can add her to my life I'll take it.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this looks like the cover of an old ps3 game

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice doxxing, now lemme see if these are still good

    Lucas Skrobot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get posesed by demons as well for only $9.99

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the Riddler mask from the last Batman film isn't it?

    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is, no joke, an actual US Army issue extreme cold weather face mask. I have had one, I have used one, I might still have one buried in a moving box somewhere .

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one of these masks and its amaZing. Chopping firewood or whatever outside is way easier in the winter. I wore it just the other day. Yeah it looks weird but it kept my entire face warm.

    Denise Melek
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like it. What? Its freezing here on the bike atm.

    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also available in black latex

    L hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weirdos? Is this an ad for BP viewers?

    Miriam Gwynn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad (military collector) just bought one of those. It’s terrifying.

    ThatCuriosGirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, I'd wear this😂😂

    Sparkysheep
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bonus is we'd get to scare the shi* out of our neighbors!

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    Anne Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m British and I see nothing wrong here.

    Yeah, okay.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    K, just FYI, chips in Britain = French fries.

    NakNakNak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Graphic design is their passion.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pandering to the gays I see. well it's working bc that looks yummy ngl

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait what? nandos usually has absolutely awesome adverts in our country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl8wYtCgZAk

    LizzieBoredom
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    3 years ago

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    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be an ad out of the UK, where American fries are chips. But that's no excuse for that background

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    Error 404 (He/They)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the bowl isn't even centered 💀

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    David Martin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't Koffing be the better choice than Pikachu?

    ATM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i domt want to get high with koffing

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides, all Pokemon ORIGINAL fans are like what 40-50y by now/

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait what? where? guess what i'll be looking up now ttfn

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why stop at syphilis? Planned Parenthood will do the full checkup in 15min. Everything from Herpes to HIV. Just get it done it's really easy and cheap.

    Andrea G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great idea! Oh right...PP doesn't exist anymore. Thank you GOP.

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone whose member looks like that needs to get tested for a whole bunch of things!

    Mary Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What's the sweetest thing you can do for your partner?" Not put a giant stick of candy up their äss, first of all

    Dawn C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's something so unwholesome about a man holding a penis shaped lollipop while talking about syphilis testing

    Ruth Hempsey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Health and senior services? Wrong targets Missouri. We're way down the Swanee river and too far gone. 🙄

    Ja Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    STDs are on the rise in nursing homes and assisted living. totally appropriate

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    DetriMentaL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ive never been more intimidated by a sweet . .

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course its Missouri 🤣🤣

    Timbob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where’s that doctor gonna stick that thing ?

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    Anon Ymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not an ad promoting this as an actual diet though, it's more of an infographic to show you why some kids (especially those with sensory disorders) are resistant to some fruits and vegetables.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some of us grow up to be adults who are resistant to certain textures.

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    keighterz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should not be on here. This is from an Instagram account that is actually run by two professional therapists who specialize in feeding for young children with sensory issues or special needs. They are amazing.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This image is used for guiding parents who have kids with newly diagnosed sensory issues.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's great info, actually. I've personally had this problem with carrots but never realized it might be why kids don't like some foods.

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is spot-on for understanding pickiness. All it takes is one mushy grape, one seed in an apple slice, one sour blueberry, and my grandson won't touch another one for a year. Got sand in some Lance peanut butter crackers on the beach and they were off the menu until next summer. So even crackers can be iffy.

    VulcansAreSexy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES. I love sweet blueberries but they're just not a trustworthy fruit

    Kiwii Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I struggle with raw foods and why I never eat a whole punnet of fruit

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the same for me and I'm grown up

    Araminta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find most store blueberries to be extra sour and bad so this is actually a good infographic

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    Lynne Hammar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, why should you be the only one to suffer?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why can't they be as miserable as us heterosexuals in their marriages?" "- Dolly Parton, US national treasure, on same sex marriage.

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just wondering how many piercings we're gonna be having, because tax prep takes longer than a few minutes.

    Zoe DiAnni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comeback and your kid looks like pinhead from Hellraiser 😂

    Trentin Quarantino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't real, people have been trolling Claire's with Photoshop for ages

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just... odd. For a start, having to "get your taxes done". Does the US not do any sort of PAYE (pay as you earn)? In the UK, my income tax is taken from my pay directly. If, due to some change in circumstances, I overpay, I get issued a refund. Only people with unusual circumstances or the self-employed need to file a tax return.

    Dina Anastasakos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In North America they do take money from our paychecks but we alao have to file income tax so the Government can check that our employer deducted enough....and if we made any money in other ways (ie capital gains from investments) then they want their cut from that too.

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    michele mbennett1010@att.net
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No extra charge for piercing your wallet, it's just a slight pinch. Claire's not responsible for any errors and will not be available for an IRS audit.

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this isn’t real…

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    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this... like... from some kind of porn HP adaptation or what?

    Paul Richards
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry twatter and the bedroom of secrets

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    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying any Kardashian could be a Slytherin is an insult to Slytherins.

    K W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I never thought about which Harry Potter house the Kardashians would be in but I guess this makes sense.

    Jordan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kim Kardashian with a lazy eye!!!????!?!

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if Voldemort wasn't bad enough.

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So apparently Cher went to Hogwarts to learn how to turn back time

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    ThatOtherPanda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was fine - and that’s when “Magic Organ Cat Scratch Board” hit me

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bouche is only six months. She's still way too young to have her magic cat organs scratched. In January, her magic cat organs will be removed.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Organs not included, cat priced separately See store for details

    CrazyCatLady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else click the ‘see more’ on the picture or is it just me?

    hanginwithmygnomies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just clicked it too, so that you wouldn't be alone in that, though tbh if I'd been lacking proper sleep and nutrition, that would have been me in your place and OmYgOsH this post is perfect for you, CrazyCatLady

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    Ruth Kilpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Available at Walmart. I just ordered one.

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was supposed to say organic.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most serious tumblr ad

    Hobincu Alexandra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I want one copy of trump please. Just to have something to set on fire

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    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to be AI generated, it's not possible something so cringy and stupid is created by human.

    Haywood Jablome
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't anyone in the comments talking about how Robitussin wants to teach us 5 simple ways to give head?

    Astrius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    « Does your feel better formula include giving head? » At the bottom. I’m dying.

    Richard Scott Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the best "Feel better formula" I've ever seen.. Wish the 5 simple ways were included LOL..

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe we're looking at it.

    Dan Padgett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst is someone forgetting how to colour within the lines while using the mask tool in Photoshop ...

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking Dr Pepper is the worst that can happen.

    Phryne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst? They don't clearly list (or at least didn't used to) that the cherry flavor is from real cherries...my friend who is allergic to cherries ended up in the ER after two sips...she almost died (unalived :p). That's the worst that can happen.

    Ru Bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If something is a flavour in the UK (drinks, sweets e.t.c) we assume its a natural flavour. Not many things are artificial these days.

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    Confused Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so confused but hey I found all the objects

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oneth twoth threeth ... never knew it's that easy!

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that's missing is the casket.

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    The Happy Hijabi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this kinda makes sense if you're Australian and did Dollarmites when this was a give away. Not sure about the 2008 thing, but if you know the platy bank, it isn't so weird. I've still got mine under the bed.

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    ThatOtherPanda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No rules rules, not nice and no logo are my favourite methods of fixing trust trust issuees ☺️

    harpling
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that Freakonomics is the most useful for trust issues and making things better.

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    David
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused. Is the Joker teaching the class or indicative of the sort of person I become if I take the class?

    Paul Houldcroft
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all sound like stoner-rock album titles...

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf, i think stoner rock appeals to joker fans the most.

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    Xray0976
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Three women.....I feel like that might make things more stressful!

    Matt Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .......like I'm going to take trust advice from The Joker

    Astrius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like common advice given by someone having a stroke.

    Richard Scott Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No logo??!? I understand psychopath free, but what does a logo matter?

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of a coffee shop I used to frequent in college that had a Barbie Halloween contest. My favorite was someone who glued her torso onto a giant plastic spider.

    Jaaawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth is this

    Horst
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No wonder those two are screaming

    Bored_NorWeirdian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, good his right arm wasn’t any lower. Would thought it was something else then🤣🤣💀

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    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure that sleeping your life away is the best advertisement for a car. 😂

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " You too can be a skin cancer victim trapped in his car by enormous ceramic dog." There, fixed it.

    Little Panda Bear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man Aussie adds are such fever dreams but totally enjoyable.

    Aballi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that blood on his face? Did the fake dog attack him?

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    Eh-non-o-mous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I have time to work on my GED

    Paul Richards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In zimbabwe $ that's about 20centa

    Your Neighborhood Alien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I could hear chickens saying "juckport." "Juck...juck...juck..juck...juck...juck..juck..juck...juckPORT!"

    ẽ̶̛͗͋̄̒̇̌͒̈͒͆͋̄̾̾́̊͗̓̃̒̓̓̚͝͝͝
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And congratulations, I'm giving it all to you! Just send me your bank details! Don't forget the password!

    Bart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A quadrillion Zimbabwe dollars equals around US$5000 so this could actually be true...

    Matt Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing he didn't hit the jackpot, then...

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    T5n
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some hypothesis about the matter say it was an increase in meat consumption or the use of fire to cook meat .

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Terence McKenna believes it can be traced back to a single individual who introduced the consumption of psilocybin laced mushrooms into the diet of her familial group.

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    Little Panda Bear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually wicked cool art. Feels dream-like.

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    Mulberry Juice
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s so sketchy about this?? Looks better than the other ones for sure

    ThatOtherPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody just copied and pasted a request for an advert without editing it lol

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    Matt Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .......never seen an episode of Rick and Morty, so would someone mind explaining this?

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has neither. Both are fictional characters anyway...

    Marek Čtrnáct
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though Musi DID guest-starred in an episode...

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    Matt Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ......what is this supposed to be?

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    broken stories are the best, they never end

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    Lesbian Sloth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, it's aldi. They're ads are always weird- buuut it makes you remember them so it works

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, conspiracy theories never fail to amaze

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy a good conspiracy theory, but this is more like alphabet soup. OMG my alphabet soup is talking to me. The FCIA has been listening this whole time. Who stole my can opener? Is my can opener the mole?

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    CatFist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I had to check it out. And... It's clearly a joke. Albeit a very funny joke, that this guy has gone all in on, to the point of even buying ad time (so to speak). It's full over the top stretches, even more outlandish than this. Well worth a look. He has found a convert (to his brand of humour) in me!

    Luke T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. S=S which of course means that S is....S.

    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did Indonesia do to appear twice??

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody's TV broke down and their mind was left with nothing to do?

    Mothy🦄
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to Indonesia?

    nicole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On Christmas Day in 2005 a giant tsunami hit Indonesia

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    Zoe DiAnni
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn face yoga makes you loose 60 pounds in 18 days!

    Misty Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do face yoga everyday when I work with the public 🙃

    Paul Richards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called the STOP EATIN diet

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Contrary to popular belief, working a certain part of your body doesn't remove fat from that part. I.E. sit-ups don't make a beer gut go away.

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    General Anaesthesia
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your opinions for the week will be emailed to you every Monday morning before business hours.

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a partial skull transplant

    Anya Beboop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to log in to mention this is what you look immediately post-op for hair transplants. It's a little funky to use for the ad but it's technically what it looks like.

    Richard Scott Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's pointing out the fact that someone rubbed coffee grounds on his scalp??

    poopyhead
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looked to quickly and thought it said, "Now I Hate Him."

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a subliminal message about being trans?

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    Alicia M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life tried to break me when my internet failed. My carpal tunnel syndrome scars tell the story of my keyboard warrior lifestyle in my mom's basement. 😂

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    Richard Scott Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally everything about this says "Compensating for a tiny tallywhacker".

    Panda in the Fake South
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw a Pic of a guy @ r/peopleofwalmart with this on

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get off the interwebs dad

    ThatOtherPanda
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    3 years ago

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    #68

    I Dunno What This Would Advertise, But If You Can Find A Way To Use It, That Would Be Great!

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    Screen_Addict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caught moments before the mascot was body slammed

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MIB on the move trying to capture a rogue alien.

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    Mrs.Pugh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Id pay anything to get away from pikachu man. Ooo-jump scare.

    Persephone hates Pomegranate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I saw that I looked at it in shock for 30 seconds. But the little animated frog is super cute!

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    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excludes certain promotional content." It's claiming to be ad-free when it isn't.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE5RdFFgW0w Human matrass dominoes are a thing apparently.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that salty chicken makes me so... THIRSTY...

    le_smol_froge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAA THIS IS SOOO CURSEDDDDD have an upvote

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    Lynne Hammar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it gets the message across ... and is cheerier than a covid lockdown

    blackberrycobbler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The delivery guy was so excited he levitated all the way there.

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    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make your AirPods look more like hear aids. Great way to show solidarity with hearing impaired loved ones!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read recently there's an app that lets you use your airpods and phone as a makeshift hearing aid. I think it's pretty clever.

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    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? My AirPods always fall out so I never use them.

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more things to get stuck in my hair

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    Beth I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I was lookiing at a low-budget Klingon character....Hayzeus was the furthest thing from my mind.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus is inside this guy's head?

    Queen fhk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aswr at first glance I thought it was something else..... but just a forehead

    Kevin Sutton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inside the swastika the crazy Tesco dude carved in his forehead? Sounds reasonable

    Mr. Cinder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like skin cancer. You should see a doctor good sir.

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    crazy_stupid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is that all they are going to pay me?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember when all you had to be shocked about a president was that he was getting a bj on the side?

    Kevin Sutton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine comes up with a deal on a cigar and dry cleaning

    General Anaesthesia
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    3 years ago

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    David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may have such a tiny but you look like a surprised blow up sex doll.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "surprised blow up sex doll" may be the bigest contradiction in terms I've ever seen.

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you want to pray like Jesus, the first thing you have to do is learn Hebrew!

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or Aramaic. Or Latin. Or maybe Greek. Which one did he speak anyway?

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    Mrs.Pugh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually🤓,according to my mother, you're suppose to pray with your hands open and out. Don't fact check me, my "Christian and trying to convert to Judaism" mom said this.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands open like a money catcher in a megachurch. Be The Church!

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna be church. I can use all that extra tax free cash.

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Jesus said it, wouldn’t it be “my Father in Heaven”?

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the 10 underage kids working to make cars

    zakk jakkl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a YouTube documentary on that, horrible thing going on there

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the variety is outstanding "we have both kinds, country AND western"

    #85

    This Was An Actual Bp Ad Why

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    Screen_Addict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eww... it's a boot with holes(which kinda defeats the point of a boot) and fuzz(which would get soggy because of the holes).

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