50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Amused panda 8 months ago

And if you are going to give an 'Email me when in stock' option, make sure your system sends the email!

5points

KatSaidWhat 8 months ago

"don't show out of stock" should be more common.

10points

Nikole 8 months ago

Oooo I love that idea

2points

Šimon Špaček 8 months ago

If you are gonna get it again, fine, you can keep it. But having things you are out of stock for years just to get more clicks, you can get lost.

8points

CP 8 months ago

That is just lying at that point.

6points

Alyce 8 months ago

Or at least have a working 'in stock only' filter

0points

Blondie23 8 months ago

I work for a company that has a website that sells stuff and I can tell you.... not always easy to do. Most ecom websites are hosted by third parties and if that third party doesn't write the code correctly it can be very hard to remove something once it's out of stock. Those hosting companies have us in a choke hold over that stuff. Trust me.... we are frustrated with it too!

0points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

If you take it off it affects search results.

0points

Mike F 8 months ago

Are you listening, Walmart?!

0points

Sam Lombardo 8 months ago

That's just silly to request.

0points

#2

Funny tweet about housework panic, humorously depicting generational wealth of procrastination tasks.

Final score:

167points

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sbj 8 months ago

Just don't answer the door!

41points

Lotekguy Premium 8 months ago

Or the phone.

7points

digitalin 8 months ago

Nah. 1) It's the only motivation I get for cleaning 2) it weeds out people who I can't be a mess around. Win-win.

6points

keyboardtek 8 months ago

I never minded going into a cluttered busy looking house of active creative people. But any house with a bad odor is pretty tough to even be in at all.

4points

Nichole Harris 8 months ago

Nah... Anybody coming over better just embrace my mess

3points

My O My 8 months ago

I hate it and love it. That's the only way my house gety cleaned

3points

BeKind&Rewind 8 months ago

Thank God for out of town guests coming in a few times a year. My mop gets used for once.

2points

Zephyr343 8 months ago

Even when I am going to see someone at work, I give them at least a weeks notice.

2points

Joshua David 8 months ago

In the 2000s my boyfriend Mike and I always had the wèèd and our group of friends who all still lived at home would always pop in at all hours hoping to catch one. We just quit acknowledging them and they coined a phrase to accompany the sentiment and called it Mike and Joshing lol. We just been Mike and Josh'd. Heck yeah don't answer it.

1point

Cydney Golden 8 months ago

Nope, real friends don't need a spotless house.

0points

Isabela Cincu 8 months ago

Clean after anyway

0points

#3

Tweet says, "home is where you trust the toilet seats," highlighting generational wealth humor.

Final score:

165points

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Nea 8 months ago

Jus returned from a 5 day trip, all I wanted to come to was my toilet and pillow. Husband is hurt!

35points

Nikole 8 months ago

I totally understand!

2points

Lupita Nyong'heaux 8 months ago

and that's precisely why i take my pillow with me if i'm gonna be gone for more than 2-3 days.

0points

Novlette Williams 8 months ago

I know that!

0points

LinkTheHylian 8 months ago

His fault for not being a pillow.

0points

sbj 8 months ago

Every time!

2points

Kevin Beard 8 months ago

The home stool advantage!

1point

Lghn Hawk 8 months ago

Hopefully nothing is blocking path esp living beings..cuz something or somebody getting run over

0points

Bryan Wright 8 months ago

That is why King Charles totes around, or his servants do, all his worldly goods when he goes on his hols. His loo seat has got the perfect grooves for the Royal butt.

0points

Cydney Golden 8 months ago

Ladies...do not squat. It can damage your pelvic floor.

0points

Savannah greenleaf Premium 8 months ago

Ever wake up in the middle of the night to bee and break the toilet seat when you sat down? I have I am still shocked none of my neighbors called the police with the amount of curse words beings yelled out in the bathroom that night..

0points

Julie S 8 months ago

Are toilet seats murdering people in their sleep are they not to be trusted?

0points

BeKind&Rewind 8 months ago

Was in Yugoslavia as a teen and went into the bathroom at a bar and there was literally just a hole you squat over. WTH is the rest of the world doing???

0points

Thanks to the internet, we all can share our jokes far and wide, to the great joy—or sadness—of those who get to read them. So it’s no surprise that social media is brimming with quips, some better, some worse.

Talking about jokes and humor, the CEO of Humor That Works, author and speaker Andrew Tarvin, noted that they can also be used for better or worse. “Humor can have a dramatic effect on the listener... in a good and bad way,” he told Bored Panda in a recent interview.

“In a good way, delivering a joke that lands with someone strengthens your connection with them. You bond over that shared laughter and they see you as a more competent, confident person. Also, the physical act of laughing can increase blood flow through the body, release endorphins, and relax muscles, so it's also like a mini health boost for them.”

#4

Social media post humorously endorses generational wealth over employment and joblessness.

Final score:

164points

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CP 8 months ago

I made a horrible economic mistake when I chose my parents.

92points

Khavrinen 8 months ago

Same.

6points

Pandemonium 8 months ago

Son, is that you?

5points

Michael Largey 8 months ago

How did they expect you to read the prospectus when it was so dark in there?

4points

kzys59pcrp 8 months ago

Try hitting the reset button

2points

Nikole 8 months ago

Also same. I’ve “jokingly” said, “D**n you for not having generational wealth!” to them multiple times.

1point

Azari the Lich 8 months ago

Just find a tomb, die and come back, collect the gold off people who come to k**l you.

1point

Kat Alison 8 months ago

This should be #1.

0points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 8 months ago

It is now!

0points

#5

Post about anxiety and humor with a tweet discussing mental disorder symptoms, gaining viral attention in March edition.

Final score:

156points

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Nea 8 months ago

I know, right! Always reaching for my gut.

31points

TotallyNOTAFox 8 months ago

The gut has the second highest amount of neuron alike cells in the body though

5points

Dawn Marie Premium 8 months ago

Anxiety first attacks my stomach, then heads straight for the ole' bowels, hence the severe IBSD. After about 6-8 trips to the bathroom the headache a starts. Yes, I am a basket case.

3points

Nikole 8 months ago

Giiiirl I always have Immodium on hand. I feel your pain. The headaches might be due to dehydration, fyi.

1point

KatSaidWhat 8 months ago

Me today. On top of insomnia.

3points

Snowkit 8 months ago

Nah, anxiety does my head AND stomach. Imagine literally having one of the worst headaches ever while throwing up and ur stomach hurts, and your still having anxiety.

2points

DragonofMordor 8 months ago

And meanwhile my migraines cause panic attacks.

0points

Nadira Abdulla 8 months ago

True story man

0points

Papa 8 months ago

There's finally one I can relate to. I don't get anxious often, but when I do my digestive system goes haywire, to the point where I'm afraid to leave home.

0points

“It's true that jokes tend to work a little better in person, but not always,” Tarvin noted, discussing a jokester’s chances of making people laugh online vs. in real life. “We are much more likely to laugh when we're around other people. But that doesn't mean jokes don't work online, they absolutely can have the desired effect. But instead of an uproarious laugh, it might lead to a smile, or gently blowing more air out of your nostrils for a split second.”

#6

Funny post about mom's ceramic dishes and generational wealth.

Final score:

139points

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Auntriarch 8 months ago

Oh my...

35points

M O'Connell 8 months ago

My great aunt stole her silverware from United Airlines. Her greatest joy was getting to travel first class, and she felt that for what it cost they were complimentary.

14points

Greyling Streets 8 months ago

Legend.

5points

Biytemii 8 months ago

This brings back an old memory from my younger years lol. Me and my bf about 17ish used to have a thing we would do and sneak out at least 1 piece of something from any restaurant we went too. Would b kind of cool if I still had them. Yes I know it's a stupid thing to steal dishes but it was our thing lol

3points

sturmwesen 8 months ago (edited)

all I say is: ashtrays...oh and a friend stole a reserved-sign for me

0points

Michael Largey 8 months ago

Reverse tipping.

3points

KatSaidWhat 8 months ago

*quietly locks her glasses away*...

3points

Ian Winn 8 months ago

she got them from being committed

3points

Otto Katz 8 months ago

Dad would always put his casserole plate INTO the take home box at restaurants, instead of just putting the food in the box.

2points

Jenn Smith 8 months ago

Sometimes it really does be like that

2points

Zephyr343 8 months ago

Truth be told, that is how i got most of my cutlery as a poor college student

1point

Mary Sutherland 8 months ago

You can buy very inexpensive cutlery.

0points

Sonia Ceacero 8 months ago

XDDDDDDD

0points

#7

A humorous tweet comparing folding laundry to packing for staying home, featuring a witty take on everyday life.

Final score:

129points

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Rafael 8 months ago

Staypackation

43points

Heather Menard 8 months ago

I hang everything

3points

digitalin 8 months ago

This is weirdly motivating

2points

David Jeffery 8 months ago

Call me a nutjob but I do love folding the laundry. Something satisfying in putting fresh clothes away

1point

#8

Tweet humorously comparing dating to career changes, related to generational wealth jokes.

Final score:

125points

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Crikey! (ho/hum) 8 months ago

Nightclub has the same kind of vibe as an ER. Really loud with lots of people waving their arms around, gurning and pestering for pharmaceuticals.

68points

Just_for_this 8 months ago

You forgot vomit and urine on the floor 😅

6points

sbj 8 months ago

Sounds like a smart career move

7points

KatSaidWhat 8 months ago

Probably gets more sleep than med students

2points

Michael Largey 8 months ago

DJ - Doctor of Jivin'

1point

Laura Deckers 8 months ago

Doctor Jivey, please report to the dance floor.

1point

aubergine10003 Premium 8 months ago

I hate it when I see old tweets with new dates on them... it's like, find your own d**n jokes

0points

Nichole Harris 8 months ago

Can vouch fer this ..13 years... Not wasted per se..... But gone none the less

0points

Bryan Wright 8 months ago

Language please. Some of us are British and hate to read how our wonderful language is being dragged through the gutter.

-1point

Sandy Irwin 8 months ago

I dont understand Southern dialect!

-1point

Papa 8 months ago

The only part of that I'd consider Southern is "y'all." The rest is just poor grammar.

2points

While the joke can work great online and offline, when delivered to a live audience, it’s likely to evoke a bigger reaction because of how contagious laughter can be. When we hear someone laughing, it’s not unusual for us to start giggling, too, sometimes even without realizing it.

“Contagious laughter demonstrates affection and affiliation,” explained Sophie Scott, a neuroscientist at University College London, who, according to The Washington Post, has studied laughter for over two decades. “Even being in the presence of people you expect to be funny will prime laughter within you,” the expert noted.

Scott delved deeper into people’s reactions to hearing others laugh in a study she co-authored, which showed that our brain responds to the sound of laughter by preparing the facial muscles to join in.

#9

Funny post about bizarre situations on Reddit, highlighting shared experiences and humor in generational wealth conversations.

Final score:

124points

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Nea 8 months ago

And thats comforting! Ever so slightly.

56points

Zephyr343 8 months ago

Or shout out to that one guy on YouTube who has a video he made 6 years ago with 14 views about the exact way to change a headlight bulb in a 2004 Acura RSX. You're the real hero.

12points

Talis 8 months ago

They should change the name to Donnit.

2points

Wang Zhuang 8 months ago

Reddit is a cesspool that I can't help gazing at

2points

KatSaidWhat 8 months ago

Thanks to BP posting Reddit here, I am learning my life is not so bad.

2points

Kat Alison 8 months ago

Well, that makes me feel better.

1point

Bryan Wright 8 months ago

Or so they claim.

0points

Mike F 8 months ago

And named the disorder.

0points

TotallyNOTAFox 8 months ago

Been there, saw that

0points

Kalevra 8 months ago

Reddit is a joke.

-1point

#10

Tweet humorously discussing money and happiness, touching on generational wealth, with likes and reply icons visible.

Final score:

121points

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Kathy Brooke 8 months ago

It's just another line of the con rich people spin to keep poor people from revolution.

67points

Justin 8 months ago

I've always said "while money can't buy happiness, a lack of money buys misery"

11points

sbj 8 months ago

Just having some money in my account makes me happy

6points

TotallyNOTAFox 8 months ago

Money can't buy happiness, but craying on a yacht is a lot more comfy

6points

cj be like 8 months ago

Money couldn't buy happiness back when boomers were young and the world was actually looking healthyish

3points

Kat Alison 8 months ago

Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but it can solve a lot of problems.

2points

Linn 8 months ago

Nah, just makes you “think” it does! Don’t drink that koolaid!! It is truly nasty!!

0points

digitalin 8 months ago

We bought Legos on vacation and when we all sat down to build our separate sets together we were so happy. It was like stereotypically perfect family time. Maybe we could get the same vibe for free, but then we wouldn't have the Legos. This is why we're in debt.

2points

Nikole 8 months ago

Eeeee my Jazz Club just arrived today!!! It’s just me though, so it’s fine. I only spend money on alcohol, groceries, spices/herbs, and Lego. I spread out the Lego sets though because mine are expensive and I want building them to still feel special. I get the modular building ones.

1point

Snowkit 8 months ago

Lemme fix that stupid phrase for you: money can’t buy friends and family and excess items are worthless but omg if you have the money to go on a nice vacation then yes, that is happiness.

1point

Family's_disappointment 8 months ago

Or eating delicious foods

1point

Lotekguy Premium 8 months ago

You know money COULD buy happiness when you're stuck in the middle seat of the back row in coach next to a crying baby.

1point

royal crablets 8 months ago

Guess I'll just have to rent it.

1point

#11

Tweet on generational wealth humor, joking about the fleeting joy of an empty laundry basket.

Final score:

118points

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Tina Girard 8 months ago

kinda like have a clean toilet. That lasts until hubs smells the cleaner - instant laxative, I swear..

45points

BeKind&Rewind 8 months ago

Or litter box. The second I change the litter, my 2 cats are lined up behind me!

7points

My O My 8 months ago

Did you marry a cat?

3points

KatSaidWhat 8 months ago

I have a housemate whose bf also feels that the scent of a freshly cleaned bathroom is his call sign to absolutely destroy my hard work.

2points

Alison Hobbs 8 months ago

So, get "hubs" to clean the toilet after he's been

1point

A girl 8 months ago

Now to wipe my phone off. :)

1point

Kevin Beard 8 months ago

Unless you do laundry naked, you’re never really done doing laundry!

5points

Sue User 8 months ago

Once, during the pandemic, I had all the laundry washed , folded and put away. Even the handwash.

5points

Auntriarch 8 months ago

If you can remember the date, we should make it a national holiday

9points

Mona 8 months ago

Living the dream...

5points

winterwidow87 8 months ago

Teach us the way, oh wise one.

0points

Linn 8 months ago

😂😂😂👍😉🥰

0points

Talking about whether it’s easier or more difficult to be funny in real life than online, Tarvin noted that it depends on a person’s natural style of humor. “If you tend to make jokes that are off the cuff or rely on your delivery, then in real life it is definitely easier,” he said. “However, if you're a witty writer, or more introverted in your delivery, then online can actually be easier because you have more time to plan, craft, and perfect your punchline.”

#12

Funny social media post about painting avocados for Easter, highlighting generational wealth humor.

Final score:

117points

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DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago

If you've got the space, get two, just two laying chicks and you'll be set.

18points

les 8 months ago

and if you really really dislike your neighbours get a male too

8points

Nichole Harris 8 months ago

So much for the avocado toast theory go millennials

5points

Talis 8 months ago

Now it's toast with omelette on it, I suppose.

3points

Regina Holt 8 months ago

Well, with the tariffs, avocados coming from Mexico ain't gonna be cheap.

3points

Nikole 8 months ago

Didn’t you hear? We’re putting tariffs on everyone now! Yay!

0points

Janice Sanz 8 months ago

Ingenious

0points

Cydney Golden 8 months ago

Nope, tariffs on avocados.

0points

Kalevra 8 months ago

Imagine just NOT doing the whole egg or stupid s**t and talk to your kids.

-1point

#13

Tweet screenshot with humorous text about feeling the sock seam, highlighting March's funny generational wealth posts.

Final score:

115points

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sbj 8 months ago

I know exactly what you mean

59points

Nicola Roberts 8 months ago

🤣 yep

1point

A girl 8 months ago

I've worn my socks inside out for years because the seam bugs me. I just got some "traction" socks - little treads on the bottom. The seam is purposely out. I love them.

5points

Chihuahua Mama 8 months ago (edited)

Does anyone else remember when some socks had the seams right on the tips of your toes? I hated them with a passion

3points

Nikole 8 months ago

Yes! Some still do!

0points

Snowkit 8 months ago

Worse when a thread gets so loose that the tip of ur toe gets stuck in it.

1point

Kerry Bullen 8 months ago

I've just discovered footless socks..a bit like leg warmers but footballers wear them. Perfect, nice and snug up the leg but no irritating seams. Game changer for me.

1point

Biytemii 8 months ago

Omg I bought new socks that do this when I sit cross legged at home...I have to fix them anytime I get up again lol

1point

Nikole 8 months ago

Careful, because I used to exclusively sit cross legged on my couch. Then I noticed where the crossover was placed on my ankles/slight calf got to have kind of a permanent reddish-purple color. So… I’ve had to change my comfy position.

0points

Deborah Coalter 8 months ago

I feel this

0points

Novlette Williams 8 months ago

Once had to take a week off work for that very reason.

0points

Sarah Bailey 8 months ago

I feel SEEN!

0points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

Show sock seams dominance, invert them.

0points

#14

Tweet about luck and humor with a four-leaf clover and poison ivy pun, posted by a user.

Final score:

115points

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Auntriarch 8 months ago

Dad?

66points

Papa 8 months ago

I just got back to my office after going two doors down the hall to tell it to the coworker who is my daughter's age (and my daughter's friend). My daughter will hear it as soon as I see her.

1point

Pink kitty 8 months ago

Love this ! 🤣🤣

1point

Otto Katz 8 months ago

Boooooo

0points

Uncle Panda 8 months ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Jonathan 8 months ago

😊

0points

According to Tarvin, humor provides more than 30 benefits when used correctly. “People engage with funny content for a myriad of reasons,” he said. “Maybe they need to relieve some stress or boost their energy. Maybe they want to take their mind off things or try to reset after doomscrolling. They could just be bored or want entertainment. It could also be for a deeper reason, maybe they're looking for the perfect joke they can send to their crush, or a funny meme they can include in a presentation. There are so many reasons people are drawn to humor, and that's a good thing, because it can make them, and the world, feel just a little bit lighter.”

#15

Tweet humorously discussing generational wealth through selling "freedom discs" to conservatives.

Final score:

113points

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Paul C. 8 months ago

This is sooo funny....Well it would be if I had the vaguest clue who, or what any of these things are!

37points

luci (he/fae) 8 months ago

it's a common joke among American non-conservatives to make fun of nutjob consertvatives' tendency to call things "woke" for the bare minimum (ie: allowing atheists/gay people/whatever group the servies are mad at to exist) and then boycott them. so, freedom discs for real patriots is a joke about this tendency. laura loomer is a far-right activist who spews anti-muslim b.s.

7points

SpiderWoman13 8 months ago (edited)

Paul, just be reminded that there's a sucker born every minute - and NONE of them are WOKE. Wokeness = Brilliance.

2points

Linn 8 months ago

Or, very, very sa!! 🤷‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

0points

Earthquake903 Premium 8 months ago

Be glad that you don't

0points

lisa_l_ross58 8 months ago

Right?

0points

Holly Marley 8 months ago

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CP 8 months ago

I lamented for a while that I am not the type of person to take advantage of stupid people. It would be so easy to make a buck off MAGA.

19points

🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking 8 months ago (edited)

I agree. I wish I could, but can't bring myself to sully myself enough to capitalise on it. In the meantime, the orange horror realised that decades ago and is doing well on that business model.

17points

Kevin Beard 8 months ago

Looks at fine print “ made in China” 🤣

9points

Sam Trudeau 8 months ago

The irony is MAGA is more "Make America Go Away" to any non-Americans with much intelligence.

6points

Justin 8 months ago

The US is voluntarily stepping back from the world stage, leaving a military power vacuum to be filled by... whoever really

9points

hardrad2009 8 months ago

It’s Alex Jones business model.

6points

Mike F 8 months ago

I think he's down to selling his underwear to pay the judgements.

1point

Dragons Exist 8 months ago

That's the plot of a Family Guy episode, Stewie and Brian sell taffy by marketing it as for freedom and MAGA

5points

Renay T 8 months ago

Trump diapers. Get on it, Depends.

4points

Schmebulock 8 months ago

Sad, but true.

3points

Bob Jones 8 months ago

And all the maga grift items are made in China

1point

Biytemii 8 months ago

I literally am debating on going against every ounce of hatred I have towards it and make resin maga ashtrays and and other stuff....earrings keychains grinders even and rolling plates 🤣if I can make some cash off these dummy's that buy anything that has maga or trump on it...hey it's money might as well feed on his little army of middle class people with money.

1point

#16

A humorous post showing a package labeled "Teen Spinach," sparking laughter about generational wealth.

Final score:

113points

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LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 8 months ago

Well relax now, it’s a salad…

40points

A. HAM 8 months ago

Eat some spinach, sing a ballad…

14points

Wang Zhuang 8 months ago

In a bowl now, you must strain us

11points

Nikole 8 months ago

I feel healthy, and delicious

6points

Trillian 8 months ago

So that is baby spinach that smells like feet?

7points

Chrissie Anit 8 months ago

no, Nirvana

4points

Timothy Yeager 8 months ago

And now I've got that Nirvana song in my head, and it won't leave.

4points

Captain Kakapo 8 months ago

at least 13 years old... it has to be a tree at this age

2points

Khavrinen 8 months ago

"It's hard to bargle nardle zouf, with all this spinach in my mouth..."

1point

Lavender Myst 8 months ago

Little young to be tossed, wouldnt you say?

0points

Otto Katz 8 months ago

Stay fresh, Cheese Bags.

0points

Vincent Bevort 8 months ago

Is that spinach ten years old?

0points

MotherofGuineaPigs 8 months ago

Angsty salad?

0points

#17

Funny tweet highlighting delivery cost contrast pointing to generational wealth.

Final score:

112points

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Howl's sleeping castle 8 months ago

What have you ordered though

37points

Ivo H 8 months ago

$53,346.29 worth of coupons expiring on Nov 27.

9points

Helen Rohrlach 8 months ago

A Baby?

2points

Parmeisan 8 months ago

With the way big company websites are these days, I would not be shocked if it was less than a $50 item. I mean it's probably photoshopped... but also I wouldn't be shocked if it wasn't.

1point

OneHappyPuppy 8 months ago

I don't think it's the "what" but "when" that matters here. The date implies it's probably Black Friday or Thanksgiving in the USA so makes sense that it's a wee bit hectic

0points

Lila Allen 8 months ago

RIGHT?!?!

0points

🇺🇦 🇵🇸 TribbleThinking 8 months ago (edited)

Lol. It's what do on Facebook. Selling off a bunch of stuff for £1-£10, at a fraction of normal prices (so it's a real bargain , to make it worth your while travelling to get it). Collection only, no delivery. But of course, some morons HAVE to ask. So I add that it's £500 for delivery.

4points

Bryan Wright 8 months ago

Jesus wept. Have you tried to buy a car online?

0points

Heather Ball 8 months ago

Hey now... this isn't from March

0points

Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 8 months ago (edited)

I know these are jokes, but I genuinely think next day delivery should be insanely expensive. Unless it's a kidney, nobody is really so desperate that we have to make all delivery drivers and warehouse dispatch workers jobs a constant stressful misery and have to deliver to neighbouring houses in the arsé end of nowhere on 3 consecutive days. Speaking as an ex-delivery driver. I'll get off my soap box now.

0points

R Dennis 8 months ago

I have an account online. To transfer money immediately costs a few dollars, to wait one-three days is free. The free one usually arrives in my other account within eight hours... I'll wait! (The longest I ever waited was 12 hours.)

0points

Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger 8 months ago

New anxiety unleashed - IMAGINE YOU ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED THE FIRST RADIO BUTTON and now have to sell your left kidney and maybe your dog, too

0points

Zephyr343 8 months ago

Are you interested in a kidney? May not be mine but who is going to know?

5points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

Tomorrow was via SpaceX.

-1point

#18

Cookies with candy eyes, one resembling a sad face. Trending generational wealth meme, March edition.

Final score:

109points

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sbj 8 months ago

This is what my face looks like on a Monday morning as I start another long week at work

40points

Beak Hookage 8 months ago

And mine as I start another week of being unemployed. We just can't win, can we?

3points

Mary Sutherland 8 months ago

Retirement is great. Except for the being old part.

2points

Hassel Davidhoff 8 months ago

Same, lol.

1point

Janice Sanz 8 months ago

I understand.

0points

Artsy Bookworm 8 months ago

It's a Monday morning here

0points

Lotekguy Premium 8 months ago

Of course it's sad. It has seen its future, and there's nothing pleasant about the journey ahead.

1point

Auntriarch 8 months ago

For some reason it reminds me of Jasper Carrott

1point

Robert Miller 8 months ago

"please don't eat me ..."

0points

cryssH 8 months ago

ET can't call home.

0points

Bryan Wright 8 months ago

That's one grumpy cookie.

0points

Alison Hobbs 8 months ago

Awww! 😭

0points

Jessica Daus-Warner 8 months ago

I want to fight someone to make this cookie happy

0points

Sarah Bailey 8 months ago

That cookie has seen some s#*/>¡!!!

0points

Alexander Cameron 8 months ago

The little green men have always freaked me out.

0points

#19

Tweet humorously suggesting not to include weight on missing posters, highlighting generational wealth.

Final score:

106points

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DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago

And make sure to get my good side, well they're all bad so the better side.

28points

Talis 8 months ago

"We could have found her sooner, but the picture on the poster looks way better than the reality."

5points

Michael Largey 8 months ago

Is it ok to put lactose intolerant people on milk cartons?

5points

Zephyr343 8 months ago

While you're at it, make me a couple inches taller too

2points

Beak Hookage 8 months ago

"Hmm, we could organise a full search of the area, but they're just so ugly. Let 'em stay missing."

0points

Kelly H. Wilder 8 months ago

😆 at her username!

0points

Wang Zhuang 8 months ago

No promises

0points

Subaru645 8 months ago

You mean posters, right?

0points

Nikole 8 months ago

Nope, just the one.

0points

#20

Tweet by Kelly sharing a funny story about her son's curiosity with numbers, gaining many likes, depicting generational wealth in humor.

Final score:

104points

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Isabel Galvez 8 months ago

My friend's son after first day of school: "How long do I have to do this?"

66points

Andrew Galinauskas Premium 8 months ago

that's when you say would you perfer the truth or a lie?

5points

Zephyr343 8 months ago

Oh my sweet summer child....forever

2points

Carmen 8 months ago

My daughter wanted to be a kindergarten drop out...she's warmed up and now she'll stay through 8th grade but draws the line at high school.

1point

Amara 8 months ago

just another casual 13 years...you got this!!

0points

Lila Allen 8 months ago

Please don't tell him. It'll only crush his soul

0points

madeleine f 8 months ago

Tell him about prime numbers! 😂

1point

My O My 8 months ago

"*gasp* you lived before the 2000s?"

1point

Damned_Cat 8 months ago

My friend's grandson came home from his first day of kindergarten saying, "Well, I'm not gonna go THERE anymore".

0points

Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago

Like "what is $100 minus $125? $175. The extra $50 is called an o-v-e-r-d-r-a-f-t".

0points

ElfVibratorGlitter 8 months ago

$-75, bc of the -25$ and a -50 overdraft fee?

3points

#21

Funny social media post about prioritizing a new baby over friends, with ironic humor on generational wealth.

Final score:

100points

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DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago

That's rude, you know her longer lol

25points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 8 months ago

I know this is a joke, but there are really people out there who think this way.

9points

Midoribird Aoi 8 months ago

Yeah, but the baby knows her inside AND out

3points

CP 8 months ago

It tracks logically.

3points

Alison Hobbs 8 months ago

😂😂😂

0points

Jessica Daus-Warner 8 months ago

so very selfish! ;)

0points

Child of the Stars 8 months ago

I really hope this is a joke.

-2points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 8 months ago

It is dw ^-^

1point

#22

Tweet about guardian angel taking a long break, with likes and shares. Generational wealth humor post.

Final score:

97points

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Michael Largey 8 months ago

My guardian angel is now in the witness protection program.

7points

Nichole Harris 8 months ago

REALLY? I've gone thru 8..... They're all in therapy

3points

sbj 8 months ago

If I were you I'd seriously think about joining them

3points

Doc 8 months ago

Mine went on a mental break.

0points

Berni 8 months ago

Mine ran off.

0points

Doug Moyer 8 months ago

My guardian angel never showed up for work, I guess. By the time I was 8, my mother decided that I wasn't going to live to be an adult, so she had another kid as a replacement...

0points

#23

Cat looking up, sitting on a patterned rug, with a humorous tweet about influencer moms. Generational wealth humor.

Final score:

96points

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Howl's sleeping castle 8 months ago

My cat has started to understand things and stops moving when she realises I am making a video

53points

pfeils wife 8 months ago

same... it's awfully blatant as well! And I'm happy to know my cats aren't the only ones!

6points

Lila Allen 8 months ago

Mine has even figured out the subtle tricks I'm using to get pics and now glares suspiciously at my phone

3points

Nikole 8 months ago (edited)

My Tink goes up to the camera/phone and paws at it. But he’s a Gen Z cat and I have kitty games for him on my iPad. Griffin doesn’t seem to care (he’s 13… the other is five).

1point

Nuku Nyara 8 months ago

Same, I can't seem to get cute or funny videos of my two boys anymore 🙄

1point

Nichole Harris 8 months ago

I've gotta bribe my pittieb to pose pretty....

1point

seana lammers 8 months ago

Awe. But what a gorgeous gal!! She can come and ignore me anytime!

3points

Nea 8 months ago

If she could speak, thats precisley what she would have told ya!

2points

Deborah B 8 months ago

My cat is adorably cute, and actively flees being photographed. I adopted him at 14mths, so I'm assuming instagram-related kittenhood trauma.

1point

Kim Steffen 8 months ago

My cat figured out where the red dot comes from.

0points

Anne Roberts 8 months ago

During COVID lockdown I made videos for my preschool classes. My cat loved to photo bomb them. I was like, Cat! I'm trying to keep you in "Friskies"! Get lost!

0points

axnyslie 8 months ago

Relatable.

0points

kayteeisdabomb 8 months ago

pretty kitty

0points

Subaru645 8 months ago

Who wants to break it to her?

0points

#24

Text message about mother rowing despite needing bedrest, with a photo of women rowing. Generational wealth humor.

Final score:

95points

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Bonnie Blue Bird 8 months ago

That's a top secret boat .... A reporter must have snuck in. Blame the reporter.

34points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 8 months ago

Hope shes not harming herself doing this

2points

Brain-In-A-Vat 8 months ago

Just hope the Benefits People haven't seen it . . .

2points

SheHulk Premium 8 months ago

This is such a cute thing to be busted for!

2points

Cecelia Martin 8 months ago

That's my doppelganger! The secret twin you never knew about! My clone!

0points

Blondie23 8 months ago

That would be me... I would be on that boat... screw bed rest

0points

#25

Funny social media post joking about height differences between men and women, related to generational wealth theme.

Final score:

95points

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Helena 8 months ago

I don't understand the 6ft obsession. I don't want a step stool to kiss a guy. I don't want him to develop hunchback from how far down he'd have to lean to kiss me.

46points

KatSaidWhat 8 months ago

Went on a date with 6'4" - I am 5'4". He literally picked me up in a park and put me on a bench to kiss me. We did not date again.

9points

LinkTheHylian 8 months ago

Can I introduce you to my friend Tom Cruise? He's a bit of a nut but people still seem to like him.

1point

Nichole Harris 8 months ago

I just want my king to make me feel like a queen... IDK

1point

Kat Alison 8 months ago

Yeah, that’s why I stopped dating tall guys. This is supposed to be fun….not give me a backache.

0points

Andrew Galinauskas Premium 8 months ago

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LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 8 months ago

I’m 5’10”, husband is 5’9. I’m his arm candy and we love life 9 years strong now. Men lie about height. Women lie about age and weight.

6points

Pandemonium 8 months ago

When I realized I'd never reach 6 feet I switched to metric

5points

Michael Largey 8 months ago

My girlfriend in college thought being tall wasn't "feminine" - meaning off-putting to guys. She told people she was 5'8' but would admit to 5'10" if pressed. She was actually a shade under 6'. Apparently she got over this because she end up marrying a runt of a guy she towers over.

5points

Nikole 8 months ago

Aw that’s sweet, actually

0points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

It's the shoes... men need better heels.

3points

Howl's sleeping castle 8 months ago

My exes were 5'6-5'8 because I am 5'1. I ended up marrying a 6 ft guy

1point

Trillian 8 months ago

I am 5 foot and 9,5 inches (stupid measuring system) and I have not met a whole lot of guys in the US who were taller than me.

1point

Sue User 8 months ago

I am 5'7" and everyone in my family is taller. Like Dutch tall. My sisters are 5'10" and 6' and the men just keep going until 6'8". My childhood nickname was peanut.

6points

Papa 8 months ago

I'm surprised to hear that. I am also in the US, and I often see men taller than I am (I'm 6'0").

0points

Anony Mouse 8 months ago

I am the same height as you, in this normal-to-me measuring system. I meet a lot of men taller than me.

0points

Bryan Wright 8 months ago

Might it be as simple as high heels?

0points

Cuppa tea? 8 months ago

Meanwhile in the metric world....

0points

Kim Steffen 8 months ago

I'm 5'10" and I like seeing eye-to-eye with a woman, not looking down at the part in her hair.

0points

#26

Tweet describing a humorous parking lot incident involving a car, vape, and Shania Twain in California.

Final score:

94points

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LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 8 months ago

What was in that vape ?!?!?

33points

BiggBoii 8 months ago

her will to continue that day!

19points

Subaru645 8 months ago

CaliKushPurpleDank

7points

merlin 8 months ago

THC

4points

LinkTheHylian 8 months ago

Whatever it was deleted all knowledge of foward gears on her car.

2points

Deeelite 8 months ago

Ah! Good question - thc or......

0points

g90814 8 months ago

Makes you wonder which song it was?

5points

Jessica Daus-Warner 8 months ago

"Let's go Girls!"

4points

Bryan Wright 8 months ago

California is certainly a place, just a pity ( or blessing ) it operates in an alternative universe from the rest of us.

0points

Alexander Cameron 8 months ago

Reverse high?

0points

New York Nerds 8 months ago

You've must've been watching for a long time. Vapes take substantially longer to absorb than flower.

0points

Nichole Harris 8 months ago

Yes and God willing I can avoid that place

-1point

CrunChewy McSandybutt 8 months ago

We didn't invite you.

4points

#27

A miniature stool inside a sample jar humorously labeled as a "stool sample," showcasing the concept of generational wealth.

Final score:

91points

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sbj 8 months ago

This is the only stool sample I ever want to see

39points

Tim Gearing 8 months ago

Wait until you have to do a Faecal blood test 🤣

0points

Aussi Panda 8 months ago

Does it need to be kept in the fridge? 😆

2points

Annik Perrot 8 months ago

In French there would be a saddle in that jar.

1point

Bryan Wright 8 months ago

That must have hurt.

0points

lisa_l_ross58 8 months ago

Cute!

0points

#28

Tweet about password requirements with a funny twist on character backstory, related to generational wealth humor.

Final score:

90points

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Robert Millar 8 months ago

~ approximately.

17points

Kevin Hickey 8 months ago

# - it was once "libra pondo", Roman for pound weight. It had a great run. Bracketing comments in programming languages. Used as a symbol of commerce throughout the Middle Ages. After a string of bad luck, it wound up on the street and had to take whatever work it could get, selling itself out on mindless social media platforms as "HashTag". A truly tragic backstory.

3points

Nikole 8 months ago

But it says not to use your name

1point

LinkTheHylian 8 months ago

JohnWick123Parabellum4

1point

Lotekguy Premium 8 months ago

Batman

1point

Janice Sanz 8 months ago

It does

0points

#29

Tweet humorously recalling when computers were stationary, highlighting changing tech for generational wealth insights.

Final score:

86points

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Serial pacifist 8 months ago

Remeber the phone hallway? Far away to answer quickly, close enough for everyone in the house to eavesdrop on your conversation.

31points

Anne Roberts 8 months ago

Or the one phone on the kitchen wall!

1point

Cydney Golden 8 months ago

We bought an old house in 1982. It had one phone jack. Until we installed more we had the longest extension cord available. Carried it around the house like we now carry around cell phones.

0points

Hassel Davidhoff 8 months ago

Me too. Profoundly.

0points

#30

Funny tweet about waking up before an iPhone alarm, highlighting generational wealth humor with high engagement.

Final score:

84points

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Pandemonium 8 months ago

You can change the alarm tone. Mine is now "Helter Skelter"

22points

MotorcycleDoggo 8 months ago

Yes, you can change it to something that still sucks, but differently.

1point

Lila Allen 8 months ago

How on earth is that an improvement???

1point

Lemon 8 months ago

That song scares me, gives me murder vibes, but its the beetles so its still good

0points

Danish Susanne 8 months ago

Is that better?

0points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 8 months ago

My alarm used to be the tornado siren, but there were too many chaotic mornings of fear and confusion.

2points

JK 8 months ago

There should be an option to set your alarm to random sounds.

1point

Holly Herr 8 months ago

I wish I could have it set to run through all the choices, then start again. If I get used to an alarm I can sleep thru it.

0points

MK-C PHD Premium 8 months ago

Mine’s Game of Thrones theme… cuz Winter is Coming at 7 am every d**n day.

1point

Serial pacifist 8 months ago

Yes, they paid Yoko Ono to devise it.

1point

MotherofGuineaPigs 8 months ago

Samsung isn't much better. Where is that ice cream truck?

1point

Dragons Exist 8 months ago

I'd rather wake up thinking there's an ice cream truck than wake up like it's WWII and the Germans are dropping bombs on my small village

2points

Trish Wise 8 months ago

That's the whole point!

0points

Cydney Golden 8 months ago (edited)

Change it to a song! Mine is "Come Down in Time" covered by Sting.

0points

#31

A humorous tweet about taking a husband's last name, linked to generational wealth.

Final score:

84points

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Corvus 8 months ago

Pour some oil on him, and he'll be Oil Derrick.

36points

Vylnce NA 8 months ago

Or get him a big long stick

0points

Nichole Harris 8 months ago

Getting mine changed this week..... Can't wait to spring this on him

1point

LinkTheHylian 8 months ago

Is this a good or bad story?

0points

Janice Sanz 8 months ago

I like it!

0points

Kalevra 8 months ago

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Nikole 8 months ago

WTF?

2points

#32

A humorous social media post about fool's spring optimism, tagged by normol.

Final score:

83points

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Deta Rossiter 8 months ago

canadian?

30points

A girl 8 months ago

Minnesotan. I bet Finland natives don't get tricked

4points

"Disembodied voice" 8 months ago

I'm Canadian and yeah... my area is in a blizzard :(

2points

KatSaidWhat 8 months ago

UK. We have spring several times in winter.

2points

Zephyr343 8 months ago

It was 78F in WI on Friday. Last night (Sunday) we had snow.

2points

Lady Eowyn 8 months ago

Not necessarily, we even get that in Maryland some years.

2points

Kalevra 8 months ago

Pennsylvanian

0points

Nichole Harris 8 months ago

Yeah.... I'm American... I'm aware good s**t don't last😂

2points

Bec 8 months ago

Temperature was about 30F colder today than previous days but everyone refused to wear their winter coats and sprint uncomfortably from car to building, myself included

1point

Nikole 8 months ago

I believe completely the opposite, and our weather is indeed going to be shítty (Chicago). In the 20s (F) tomorrow morning? Whatever, you crazy diamond.

1point

Elchinero 8 months ago

fool's spring? Coil or leaf?

1point

Parmeisan 8 months ago (edited)

Leaf. It's when winter ends, the sun comes out, the snow melts, it's gorgeous ... for about a week, and then there's another blizzard and some more -30 for a week or two more.

0points

Bryan Wright 8 months ago

That's America for you.

0points

#33

Tweet by Sushee humorously suggesting hobbies as generational wealth, dated March 15, 2025, with 105.7K likes.

Final score:

83points

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Serial pacifist 8 months ago

Academic validation is seldom followed by financial validation. That’s reserved for those who can throw or kick a ball really well or for frustrated neo-Nażis who can build a car that looks like a garbage container

38points

Shadow Milk Cookie 8 months ago

buddy we all know you were the biggest Elon fan 1-2 years ago

1point

Nikole 8 months ago

Academic/intelligence validation is my cócaine.

1point

Puppy Dancing! 8 months ago

Me too! So very happy in my pottery and painting classes, not like my failed Marriage or doctorate where the stress made me sick.

0points

#34

Person with a humorous expression in a snowy setting. Generational wealth meme about tipping on an iPad.

Final score:

81points

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Dorie McKernan 8 months ago

For some reason that picture makes my blood run cold. Creepy.

48points

Zephyr343 8 months ago

🎵my memory has just been sold, my angel is the centerfold🎶

10points

Senjo Krane 8 months ago

for 'some' reason? lol she looks like she walked out of the atlantic ocean after being drowned.

5points

keyboardtek 8 months ago

In a fair world, this is what Trump's wife would look like to match his personality.

5points

Angela Coker 7 months ago (edited)

It's Nicolas Cage in a horror/thriller movie as the title character, "Longlegs". It's supposed to look creepy.

0points

Black Cat 8 months ago

Cos she looks dead?

0points

Earthquake903 Premium 8 months ago

As intended. It's from the horror movie Longlegs. That's Nicholas Cage. It's one of the best horror movies I've ever seen.

0points

Susie 8 months ago

It's a still of a character in a horror movie, so I'm not surprised

0points

Emie N. 8 months ago

The movie is Longlegs. It's really good.

0points

Anne Roberts 8 months ago

It's the new zombie look.

0points

Holly D. 8 months ago

ITS NICK CAGE!!!! Longlegs movie!

11points

Gabby M 8 months ago

STOOOOP for real? I haven't seen it yet. Can't wait now.

2points

Skara Brae 8 months ago

That's Nicolas Cage in Longlegs (2024).

4points

Anony Mouse 8 months ago

And you pick up your own utensils and clear up to the bussing station after 😣 We do none of that in Aus, pay staff a minimum half-decent wage and still don’t have to tip (but I do for nice people or great service).

3points

Conor 8 months ago

Pretty sure the tip goes to the people actually making your food too...

2points

Janice Sanz 8 months ago

Oh, Nick....which grocery store?

0points

Cydney Golden 8 months ago

Stare back the same way...

0points

Novadoe (She/They) 8 months ago

Oh that movie terrified me. Good movie. But mortifying

0points

*raspberry sound 8 months ago

I got self-serve ice cream with my kids the other day and after having poured, topped, and weighed my own ice cream, she gave me this look after I didn't tip. Like, I gotta tip witnesses now?!?!

0points

Osprey 8 months ago

THEE Most HORRIBLE movie ever. waste of time.

0points

#35

Tweet humorously discussing inconvenient dentist appointment scheduling, related to generational wealth theme.

Final score:

79points

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sbj 8 months ago

But did they state which year?

34points

Auntriarch 8 months ago (edited)

Definitely. Because I'm retired! Oh, I've mentioned that already have I...

5points

Multa Nocte 8 months ago

How's this week going for you?

0points

g90814 8 months ago

I figure I'll get a reminder and then could reschedule if needed.

3points

Aussi Panda 8 months ago

I took my daughter to the dentist today & they asked if I want to make an appointment for 6 months time. Nope, I don’t know what day & time will suit me in 6 months!

3points

B Jones 8 months ago

Works for me I always take the whole day off so I can mentally prepare and mentally recover that day.

2points

#36

Box of mini toothpaste tubes as part of a humorous take on generational wealth.

Final score:

77points

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Cyndielouwhoo 8 months ago

She can give them out for Halloween and get free eggs and TP!

55points

Lila Allen 8 months ago

Nobody's parents are gonna let their kids out with eggs or tp in hand. GO cheap and send them with cash instead

7points

azubi 8 months ago

Now she needs to travel a lot

7points

Nadine Debard 8 months ago

What a bargain!

7points

Undercover 8 months ago

What would have she done if they were all regular size? Does she run an orphanage? I buy toothpaste maybe twice a year, it lasts forever!

4points

Mason Kronol 8 months ago

😲 My husband sometimes has to be reminded to brush his teeth and even he needs a new full size of crest every 2-3 months. We use separate brands.

0points

Guy Lombardo 8 months ago

Another Temu purchase I guess

2points

Tina Girard 8 months ago

aawww they're so cute!

2points

Nea 8 months ago

I am not aware of the brand, but loving how it just says toothpaste.

2points

Amy S 8 months ago

I think it's meant to look like Colgate

0points

Lyone Fein 8 months ago

So much plastic

1point

Trish Wise 8 months ago

Temu?

0points

Janice Sanz 8 months ago

Ish

0points

#37

Funny post of the month featuring a tweet about a neighbor's interaction with her Pomeranian.

Final score:

75points

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Sue User 8 months ago

Same, but with cat. She has been super needy today. I finally said" enough" and she promptly laid down and stopped. Who knew they had off switches? [ Note: yes I pet her and played with her but she just wanted more ].

35points

Nichole Harris 8 months ago

Nah... They understand way more than you want

4points

Beak Hookage 8 months ago

Caught my rat chewing on the windowsill and wearily said, "We've talked about this."

3points

MotherofGuineaPigs 8 months ago (edited)

Ever heard 'stop hump!ng your brother!' Hard to explain that one to the neighbors.

3points

Kelly Hartle 8 months ago

I say it, but my 99 pound golden/great Dane doesn't listen.

1point

Bryan Wright 8 months ago

Maybe the dog would have paid attention if your neighbour had said it in Pomeranian.

0points

#38

Emergency room with ocean-themed walls and an orange octopus mural, creating a humorous setting.

Final score:

74points

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Paul C. 8 months ago

It's not actually like that, your on meds, and you just think there is a giant Octopus on the wall!

65points

Talis 8 months ago

You're wrong! The octopus just assured me that I'm NOT hallucinating!

8points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

The meds are making it 3D and the eyes follow you around.

3points

Hassel Davidhoff 8 months ago

I personally love those kinds of meds.

1point

Mimi M 8 months ago

-Off- meds.

0points

Kathy Brooke 8 months ago

You got an actual BED?

10points

Nadine Debard 8 months ago

I had my own room at ER! Stayed 5 hours.

4points

veirdbuttrue 8 months ago

There's no one in the bed!!

0points

Pensive_Panda 8 months ago

Right???

0points

Nix 8 months ago

This is where we put children, or patients on acid trips

8points

Parmeisan 8 months ago

New program to discourage the people who go to the hospital to beg for the heavy meds

5points

Lady Eowyn 8 months ago

It looks more interesting than any of the ER rooms I've been in.

8points

Pensive_Panda 8 months ago

For reals. I'd be stoked to see vivid colors...

5points

Agfox 8 months ago (edited)

When my wife was in her mid 60's, she tripped over on a wet lawn one night & injured her right foot. I took her to Emergency at our nearest hospital & she was found to have a broken bone in her foot. They wanted to keep her in overnight but didn't have a bed available immediately so she stayed in ER for several hours & suggested I leave. Eventually, they found her a bed in the post-natal ward, something that even the person on the reception desk found humorous when I came to the hospital the next morning & asked to see my wife

8points

sbj 8 months ago

This would scare the hell out of me if I were sick

6points

Yelenda Lawrence-Tahir 8 months ago

I guess that’s a room for children

6points

Trillian 8 months ago

"Now sweetie if you don't stop crying the giant squid is going to eat you"

13points

Meaghan Stewart 8 months ago

Why does the octopus’ face look like Casper’s?!?!

5points

Tyranamar Seuss 8 months ago

How can they possibly keep this room sterile? One blood gusher and you’re wiping down an octopus with a q-tip.

3points

Dawn Marie Premium 8 months ago

That would be it for me. I don't remember why I came it, just put me in the psych ward.

2points

#39

Tweet about loving girls who add sparkle emojis for positivity; funny generational wealth meme.

Final score:

72points

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Nadine Debard 8 months ago

Have a good day everyone! ✨✨

77points

GenuineJen 8 months ago

Thanks Tinkerbell I needed that 🥰

14points

SpiderWoman13 8 months ago

You're fabulous Nadine ✨✨

3points

LinkTheHylian 8 months ago

Thanks Tinkerbell, I needed that.

2points

Nikole 8 months ago

Now I feel sparkly too :)

0points

K 8 months ago

That's me............lol ✨️

1point

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 8 months ago

Not even positive for me its everything ♥️✨️

1point

Amara 8 months ago

your welcome ✨✨

0points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

In 2025 I regard it as a possible declaration of AI content.

0points

Otto Katz 8 months ago

✨✨ ✨✨ ✨✨ ✨✨ ✨✨ ✨✨ Now I feel all sparkly! ✨✨ ✨✨ ✨✨ ✨✨ ✨✨ ✨✨

0points

#40

Tweet humorously discussing bowling with skilled players, related to generational wealth and funny moments.

Final score:

71points

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keyboardtek 8 months ago

Nothing more dull than bowling without getting high.

14points

Papa 8 months ago

I belong to a summer league (ten weeks playing three games each Wednesday night). Tthere is a bell curve from the first to the third game. On the second I've had enough beer to relax enough to play better, and by the third game I've had enough to be too relaxed.

0points

Beak Hookage 8 months ago

I always lose miserably at bowling but I don't mind. I actually have fun losing and laugh at my own hopeless incompetence. Even had a guy incredulously say "you want to do this AGAIN? You LOST!"

1point

JK 8 months ago

My ex husband made me go with him to bowl in his league. I went for the free beer. Later, he told me the only reason is because I was their handicap.

0points

Blondie23 8 months ago

that used to be me. I was in a league all through high school and then took it as my PE credit in college. I used to go out with my college friends and they would be so made because I would be bowling 200+ and they all were struggling to get past 50. Luckily I have let that skill slide and I suck now!

0points

Serial pacifist 8 months ago

That is like trying to have s*x when you are too sleepy - you kinda want to do it, but there is a fine line between enjoying it and it being a nuisance, and the fine line is the climax, that unfortunately doesn’t come for you, so you’re left both sleepless and dissatisfied.

0points

LinkTheHylian 8 months ago (edited)

This person knows my marriage better than I do.

4points

#41

Social media post humorously comparing pickles to tricky situations, part of monthly funny generational wealth content.

Final score:

71points

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Auntriarch 8 months ago

I made watermelon rind pickle on the weekend, it's rather tasty. You pick up some good ideas on BP!

25points

Nikole 8 months ago (edited)

I love pickling things! I use rice wine vinegar and put in various spices and herbs depending on the flavor profile I’m trying to achieve. Edit: and add honey sometimes.

0points

Nichole Harris 8 months ago

Link me that recipe yeah?

0points

cj be like 8 months ago

drop the link!! my mom would love this

0points

Theater nerd 8 months ago

PICKLE RICK!!!!

1point

Doc 8 months ago

LOL

0points

Azzzzzure 8 months ago

Like PickleRick

0points

Stuart 8 months ago

...or one is in you.

-1point

#42

Red chair resembling a popular animated car character, showcasing humor and generational wealth in meme culture.

Final score:

69points

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A girl 8 months ago

I am speed

19points

Don Golosso 8 months ago

I am seat

2points

Khavrinen 8 months ago

Ka-chow!

3points

LooseSeal's $10 Banana 8 months ago

Ka-chair

2points

Wilder Bourdaghs 8 months ago

I don't speak Spanish but I understood every word

2points

Amara 8 months ago

kachoW !

0points

#43

Person in a blue shirt looking perplexed, capturing a humorous generational wealth meme on social media.

Final score:

69points

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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 8 months ago

I can’t tell if this man is 25 or 40

73points

Tyranamar Seuss 8 months ago

28 with too much sun exposure. And he wears a mask for whatever outside work he does. One that he doesn’t bother covering his nose with.

7points

Lotekguy Premium 8 months ago

Next comes old enough not to care what they mean.

6points

Nikole 8 months ago

100%. And I’m only 44 (and a half!).

3points

Trash Panda Premium 8 months ago

skibidi rizz, my sigma Chad

3points

LinkTheHylian 8 months ago

Yeet that lit rizz. Or something.

3points

ocean todd Premium 8 months ago

Skibidi sigma alpha

3points

lisa_l_ross58 8 months ago

Love his nose!

1point

Sonia Ceacero 8 months ago

I'm older than you, imagine...

0points

Alexander Cameron 8 months ago

He was aged by the bombardment of new language.

0points

BeKind&Rewind 8 months ago

My life...

0points

#44

Funny tweet about sandwich bread being painful during eating, by michaela okland, March 18, 2025.

Final score:

67points

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KatSaidWhat 8 months ago

Feel this - I have a "soft upper palate" so I have learnt to eat baguettes upside down.

30points

Lotekguy Premium 8 months ago

Which is upside down? You, or the baguette?

2points

Argie Smith Premium 8 months ago

That's actually a really good idea

0points

Nadine Debard 8 months ago

Yup, me too

0points

WubiDubi 8 months ago

Putting the pain (EN) in pain (FR).

2points

Beak Hookage 8 months ago

Bought a fantastic roast pork bahn mi with a crusty roll yesterday, then remembered I have a cold sore. Chilli and sharp crumbs were quite the combination to say the least (it was so delicious I didn't even care).

0points

Steve mc 8 months ago

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Dragons Exist 8 months ago

Sourdough is not mentioned anywhere in the tweet

6points

#45

Tweet humor about space signals, featuring a joke on an article from The Independent.

Final score:

66points

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Kathy Brooke 8 months ago

Your call is important to us... your position in the queue is 103 after all the other things we have to worry about.

57points

SpiderWoman13 8 months ago

Plus, we've seen this movie before. Seems nothing good ever comes from ...'Unprecedented' parts of Space.

2points

Parmeisan 8 months ago

You made of think of this old song, Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teBV0EoJJY8

1point

LinkTheHylian 8 months ago

I'm not waiting around that long! Y'all can deal with Unicron without me.

0points

TotallyNOTAFox 8 months ago

They probably just want to talk about our car's extended warranty

5points

Auntriarch 8 months ago

Your call is important to you...

4points

Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve 8 months ago

I don't understand why an alien encounter is always perceived as a threat. What if they want to help us and clean all our mess up?

3points

Lotekguy Premium 8 months ago

They won't help.They're still upset about what we did with the pyramids.

2points

keyboardtek 8 months ago

Unfortunately that radio station only plays Rap.

-1point

#46

A funny tweet on generational wealth, humorously lamenting Spotify shuffle and skipping bad songs.

Final score:

66points

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merlin 8 months ago

Can relate. What was i thinking adding those to the liked list?

27points

LinkTheHylian 8 months ago

Lots of people got into the Harlem Shake for some reason. It made me glad I don't socialise with real people.

0points

Zephyr343 8 months ago

Is it just me or has shuffle gotten a lot worse? I remember on my discman, no song would get repeated. Now it seems as though songs are constantly getting repeated.

4points

M O'Connell 8 months ago

I always found it funny when a song is immediately followed by its own "extended mix" or a cover by another band.

2points

Nikole 8 months ago

Does anyone listen to music via Alexa?? They have this new thing where you can’t skip more than 5 songs in an hour, but please subscribe to Amazon music and you can skip all you want! The FÚCK does Jeff need more money for?!? Just because? Motherfúcker.

1point

Vincent Bevort 8 months ago

But you liked them all once, didn't you?

0points

#47

Tweet humorously equating sun fatigue to a crocodile's life. Generational wealth theme in background.

Final score:

64points

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GenuineJen 8 months ago

Or a cat. They make sunny naps look supremely cozy.

46points

Happy Jack 8 months ago

I remember naps in a sunspot on the living room carpet as a kid.

6points

Nea 8 months ago

People dream different than me.

1point

Jane Hower 7 months ago

And the sun will help you LOOK like a crocodile in no time. STAY OUT OF IT!!!!

0points

#48

Lisa Simpson meme with funny text about speaking up at a nail salon.

Final score:

55points

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Paul C. 8 months ago

Bit like when they show you the back of your head after a haircut... How's this sir? Bit late now, you ain't gluing it back!

24points

Nea 8 months ago

You are very brave!

7points

Tyranamar Seuss 8 months ago

I had a manicurist who kept asking me if I wanted X. I’d say yes. She’d do Y. I was like um excuse me, but could you do X. And then she’d scold me about how I asked for Y. It was bizarre. Sometimes the language barrier makes things hard.

4points

Aussi Panda 8 months ago

How dare you have a say in what goes on your fingers! 😜

3points

BeKind&Rewind 8 months ago

I hate getting my nails done in the only shops you can go to now. It's so awkward with the language barrier. You used to talk to your nail tech and tell her all of your problems like a bartender!

0points

#49

Sparse fridge interior humorously depicted, aligning with generational wealth discussions.

Final score:

54points

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Sarah Bailey 8 months ago

Yes cause it is now cheaper to buy an Appliance than it is to buy Groceries!! 🌟

0points

Dogcat vet (retired) 8 months ago

drinks to hide the goodies

0points

JL 8 months ago

Better to have and not need than need and not have.

0points

iBlank 8 months ago

and this is when the undefined item in tupperware at the back of the fridge began

0points

sbj 8 months ago

That fridge looks like it could do with a good clean

-3points

Senjo Krane 8 months ago

You need to see mine if you think that's dirty!

3points

#50

Cocktail on restaurant table, caption humorously referencing parental breakup, linked to generational wealth theme.

Final score:

32points

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LinkTheHylian 8 months ago

I used to be worth it too, but then they changed what "it" was, and now what I'm worth isn't it.

7points

Beak Hookage 8 months ago

And what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU.

1point

WubiDubi 8 months ago

From Martin to Espresso Martini.

0points

#51

Funny post about quitting shared by user on social media, part of March's edition on generational wealth humor.

Final score:

26points

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Zephyr343 8 months ago

Ah disappointment. The greatest gift of all

3points

Binny Tutera 8 months ago

“Great” as in big, not wonderful.

0points

Serial pacifist 8 months ago

Yes, quit at the peak of your bottomness.

0points

#52

Tweet humorously comparing certain behaviors to wizardry, highlighting a funny post of the month.

Final score:

23points

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Corvus 8 months ago

And then journeying to other dimensions?

19points

Kathy Brooke 8 months ago

In New Testament Greek the term "pharmacopiea" (sorry, no Greek keyboard) can be translated witchcraft or d**g taking.

5points

Michael Largey 8 months ago

Ever notice that wizards never had any money? You would think they could arrange that.

0points

Wang Zhuang 8 months ago

Hocus Smoke us!

0points

#53

A humorous tweet about a wild night out, highlighting the concept of generational wealth.

Final score:

21points

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GenuineJen 8 months ago

You did, my dude.

2points

Foxinamug 8 months ago

Someone clearly spiked his copious amounts of alcohol with even more alcohol! How dastardly.

1point

Auntriarch 8 months ago

Your evil twin.

0points

#54

Yellow Spirit Airlines polo shirt on display with a humorous Twitter caption about generational wealth.

Final score:

19points

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M O'Connell 8 months ago

One of my greatest clothing purchases was a heavy cotton duck jacket with a full-embroidered back for a HVAC maintenance company with a name stitched into the front (brand new, probably at the thrift store because the embroidery was off-center a bit?). Employees leave me alone at the hardware store, I get to use the contractor checkout desk at Home Depot, I bought a water heater at a wholesale contractors' supply company without any markup. And after 15 years its still holding up well.

23points

MisterE 8 months ago

These places aren't asking for a contractor account #?

1point

#55

Funny post about being "chill" and disconnected, with social media interactions.

Final score:

18points

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ElfVibratorGlitter 8 months ago

My psychiatrist told me something similar, yay needing to be so in denial about everything to manage each day!

0points

#56

Tweet humorously discussing the concept of turning 360 degrees, related to generational wealth.

Final score:

16points

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TotallyNOTAFox 8 months ago

We in Germany have a joke about that since our foreign minister Annalena Baerbock said that "Putin has to make a 360 degree turn". Guess who is about to be nominated to become president of the UN General Assembly this year.....

8points

les 8 months ago

with the actions trump has taken, probably p*o tin

1point

Chocolate llama 8 months ago

well, doing a little spin and then straight ahead doesn't sound too bad?

1point

#57

Tweet humorously comparing dating and job market, part of monthly funniest posts on generational wealth.

Final score:

16points

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LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen 8 months ago

It looks like there’s a lot out there but half are fake or sketchy. Wrong ones target you.

8points

Nichole Harris 8 months ago

Good thing I'm married.... And not looking fer work

0points

#58

Split image of neighborhood houses and a scenic walk, humorously captioned. Main SEO keyword included: "Generational Wealth".

Final score:

15points

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Helena 8 months ago

Creepy

6points

BrownEyedGrrl 8 months ago

WHAT THE F*****K IS CENSORED, BP?

5points

Nikki Private Citizen 8 months ago

H*e according to original post

0points

SheHulk Premium 8 months ago

H???

4points

Nikki Private Citizen 8 months ago

H O E

1point

luci (he/fae) 8 months ago

where do you live, the windows 98 screensaver???

1point

Kalevra 8 months ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Deeelite 8 months ago

The set from Edward scissorhands

0points

Savannah Newman 8 months ago

Vivarium vibes...yikes on bikes.

0points

keyboardtek 8 months ago

Windows 20 screen.

0points

#59

Text message humor with a funny conversation about karate and reactions, featuring a crying emoji.

Final score:

15points

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LinkTheHylian 8 months ago

Except Daniel LaRusso when he kicked Johnny Lawrence in the face.

1point

Argie Smith Premium 8 months ago

Wax on, wax off

0points

#60

TV screen showing a parody movie titled "The Grinch That Stole B*tches" on Tubi, surrounded by humorous tweet text.

Final score:

14points

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Sue User 8 months ago

Protected.

3points

Zephyr343 8 months ago

It has a better rating than the new Snow White hahahaha!

1point

Savannah Newman 8 months ago

It is really good! Their documentary game is strong.

1point

HardBoiledBlonde 8 months ago

If you enjoy documentaries, check out Kanopy. It's free through your local Library.

0points

Renay T 8 months ago

Is this like Velocipastor?

0points

Bored Sailor 8 months ago

Typical thought process now of days. I saw something I do not like out thousands of things on here let us cancel the whole service.

0points

#61

Tweet about societal issues, humorously stating no one looks at the dessert menu, linked to generational wealth.

Final score:

14points

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Sue User 8 months ago

I am fine with a little dessert. However, when they started serving portions the would feed half of Montana , i stopped looking.

13points

The Scout 8 months ago

I never understood the U.S. obsession with portion sizes. On average, you get between double and triple a portion compared to european restaurants. I know taking home the leftovers is socially accepted but why not make a manageable portion in the first place? It comes to no surprise that no european restaurant would ever have the idea to advertise a 20-000-calory burger...

2points

Medway Gal 8 months ago

My problem with restaurant desserts in the UK is that they are tiny portions, and priced at about ten times what you would pay in a shop for the same thing.

1point

iBlank 8 months ago

I feel like most restaurants offer dessert as an expensive afterthought

0points

Brian Droste 8 months ago

After eating a full meal anymore, I can't eat any dessert. Plusxafter paying for a meal, I can't afford dessert either.

0points

#62

Funny post about Team Snapchat messaging daily, highlighting humor in generational wealth commentary.

Final score:

12points

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LinkTheHylian 8 months ago

It's in the Ts & Cs.

0points

#63

Tweet humorously linking karaoke choices to generational wealth and sensitive young men.

Final score:

12points

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M O'Connell 8 months ago

Wait, how young are these men? I feel like this music hails from my generation, and I'm in my late 30s.

2points

tameson 8 months ago

I'm 64, my husband is 70, and we listen to that music. While shouldn't people in their 20's?

2points

#64

Tweet humorously recommending generational wealth, noting public reactions to carpenters.

Final score:

11points

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LinkTheHylian 8 months ago

Poor Karen...

1point

Kalevra 8 months ago

We really comparing her to "divinity" now?

0points

luci (he/fae) 8 months ago

it's called a joke, kalevra.

0points

#65

Tweet about being kicked out of Barnes & Noble for book sniffing, emphasizing humor and generational wealth.

Final score:

11points

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Nea 8 months ago

Or because you said ‘Barnes an obal’.

24points

Michael Largey 8 months ago

Just don't get tricked into shopping at Barns & Offal.

1point

#66

Tweet humorously noting astronauts returning to Earth after missing events, highlighting generational wealth themes.

Final score:

11points

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Don't listen to me 8 months ago

And the dolphins came out to play with them. What a lovely welcome. .

8points

Michael Largey 8 months ago

Dolphins can recognize fellow space travelers who also get stuck someplace that's hard to leave.

4points

keyboardtek 8 months ago

After watching what Trump and Musk have done to the country, I wonder how many of them wished they could stay in space the next four years?

3points

Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago

My hope is they will be SO annoyed at what they came back to.

2points

General Anaesthesia 8 months ago

SpaceX Crew 9 astronaut Nick Hague and Russian cosmonaut Alexander Gorbunov were also aboard the capsule. It was a not 100% normal crew rotation, not a rescue.

1point

#67

Woman smiling during a virtual meeting, reminding team about timely submissions, emphasizing generational wealth.

Final score:

10points

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Corvus 8 months ago

Sounds like the mandatory morning exercise scene from Nineteen Eighty-Four.

11points

azubi 8 months ago

Because it is

1point

Auntriarch 8 months ago

*Sniggers in retired*

2points

Spidercat 8 months ago

This can fück off.

1point

Argie Smith Premium 8 months ago

My boss, Mondays at 930am. Sigh

0points

Michael Largey 8 months ago

If your boss calls you a team, start working on being the player to be named later.

0points

ElfVibratorGlitter 8 months ago

I worked remote for like ten years where we'd have camera optional meetings, and usually only if you were presenting something you'd actually turn on your cam. Now where I work, requires our cameras on... I'm not a fan, but I make up for it by having the most unhinged backgrounds and effects I can find.

0points

#68

Woman in pink top sitting at a table, smiling in a dimly lit room, embodying generational wealth humor for March.

Final score:

10points

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Zephyr343 8 months ago

Baby Reindeer was pretty good

5points

kayteeisdabomb 8 months ago

That show was incredible

0points

#69

Funny post about spring frustrations in March 2025, garnering over 210K likes.

Final score:

8points

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Child of the Stars 8 months ago

Does spring just come and stay for y'all on regular years? Because where I'm at, March and April are always very temperamental. This year, we had 6 inches of snow one Sunday and 70° the next day and we all just kinda shrugged it off because that's a normal mountain spring.

3points

kayteeisdabomb 8 months ago

omg....

0points

#70

A humorous tweet parodying historical events for March's funniest posts on generational wealth.

Final score:

0points

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Michael Largey 8 months ago

Happens to Ice Tea every time he plays Boston.

2points