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It’s Time For The Funniest Tweets Of The Month, Here Are 50 Of The Best From December
Interview With Expert
How’s the start of the new year treating you, pandas? We hope you’re doing great! But if you’re feeling a bit sluggish after all the festivities, don’t worry—that’s perfectly understandable. To help shake off those January blues, we’ve rounded up some hilarious tweets that people posted throughout December. They may not be vitamin D, but they’ll definitely bring a good laugh. Scroll down to enjoy them and upvote your favorites!
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Rali Meyer 11 months ago
Yes, you can do this for about 3 to 4 years. But have a cover story ready!
Gen X Feral 11 months ago
Awwww! Happy puppies. "Doesn't know he has hands yet" 😂 🤣😂 My grandbabies are at the last stages of believing in Santa, idk if the youngest does and I'm not trying to find out. But if any of them so much as utters a word about not believing, there will be hell to pay.
Christina Hvurchilova 11 months ago
Same, pups got happy tummies, baby got to enjoy attention from the family, it's a win-win.
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Jane No Dough 11 months ago
My motto, don't say anything about anyone behind their back that you don't have the balls to say to their face.
Anon822209 11 months ago
This is mine, too. The problem is, there's not a whole lot that I won't say to someone's face
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Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 11 months ago (edited)
I got called into my bosses office and asked if I had called him a c*nt. I owned the sh!t out of it, told him exactly why he was one. Still makes me laugh to this day. Definitely worth it.
Jenny 11 months ago
This reminds me of when my sister came to my house and told me she'd heard that I'd said she was a c**p mum. Her face when I replied "Yes, and?" was hilarious. I had two of her kids living with me at that time, her eldest son had moved in with a friend's family and her other two kids were with their dad.
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Antoinette the Red 11 months ago
More like a cartoon villain as they are the nastiest
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Trump became president again. That is the top evil villain winning if there ever was one.
EJN 11 months ago
After watching him during the past few decades, I am convinced that Trump is not smart at all, but he does know how to con people. I would grant him a PhD in conning and swindling.
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Gen X Feral 11 months ago
This world is a dystopian movie, full of suffering and injustice and we're just at the beginning.
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While most people can appreciate a good joke, some are naturally better at delivering them than others. And those with a knack for humor often enjoy plenty of social perks—they can appear more attractive, competent, and confident, and even have the potential to become stronger leaders. It’s clearly a valuable skill, but can it be taught?
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Linda's friend Ginger 11 months ago
Literally watching Bewitched right now as I scroll. lol
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Huddo's sister 11 months ago
l could fit a whole other tv episode into the time it currently takes to get to work. I want to teleport so I can spend longer not thinking about the fact I have to work.
minnieslave0 11 months ago (edited)
Hey, I was named after that witch and once, just once, I'd like the nose thing to work.
highwaycrossingfrog 11 months ago
I never understand why everyone picks invisibility or flying as their superpower of choice. TELEPORTATION, PEOPLE!
CP 11 months ago
But if I teleport into a girls locker room they will see me!
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Lucy Covington 11 months ago
Me and a friend tried to invent a blinking machine once, blink your eyes tight while willing yourself to a desired location. Still a work in progress.
Cyber Returns 11 months ago
I used to teleport when I was a kid. I would fall asleep on the sofa and wake up the following day in bed!
#6
HTakeover 11 months ago
Some people put statues of dogs or lions or something in front of their house. Repaint this one and let everyone enjoy!
Mason Kronol 11 months ago
Someone in our neighborhood has a gorilla. Not only am I jealous I can’t believe no one has stolen it or ran into it.
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Bettye McKee 11 months ago
Just as well. You were never going to have a flat, usable table surface.
The answer is yes, you can learn to be funny, or funnier. In fact, it’s less about learning to be funny and more about rediscovering your natural humor. That’s because as many of us step into adulthood—around the age of 23—we tend to lose it. According to a 2013 Gallup survey of 1.4 million people across 166 countries, that’s when our frequency of laughing or smiling each day takes a noticeable dive.
#7
Cosmos in your eyes 11 months ago
My sister posted about her "amazing 2024" and I'm like...really? Did you just stay in your house all year?
Nosirrow 11 months ago
In 2024 I was attacked, people were right there, walking past me, pretending very hard they see and hear nothing. The last piece of my villain origin story. I decided to never help anyone ever. F**k people, screw them.
Gen X Feral 11 months ago (edited)
No truer words have ever been said. THIS YEARS BEEN AWFUL!!!! I'd rather had 2020 back, minus everyone dieing part ffs
#8
ucp 11 months ago
One of my pet hates: people standing in line for security, but waiting until they get to the front of the queue before considering what they need to do to get through.
#9
NapQueen 11 months ago
Again, throwing the word 'autistic' and 'OCD' as if they're not serious-enough illnesses.
Stuey Bassfish 11 months ago
Autism isn't an illness. Please read this https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/autism/what-is-autism/
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justagirl 11 months ago
What does she mean "kind of" autistic? You're either autistic, or you're not.
Auntriarch 11 months ago
It means she doesn't know what it means but she thinks she does
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Pencil 11 months ago
My guess is that he has personality traits that she associates with autism in some way and she's just mis-using the word as an adjective. Like when people straighten the papers on their desk and call it an "OCD moment" or lose their train of thought for a second and say "Oh, there's my ADD". They don't realize (or don't care) that they're using real medical terms for actual conditions. It's just descriptors to them.
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Pencil 11 months ago
I would seriously consider reporting that. A determination of autism cannot be made based on the brief observation of an ER visit and is a serious lapse of professional conduct. Recording it could help protect future patients or even yourself if it's now part of the medical record of that visit. I would simply write up a letter outlining the facts of what happened and send it as an FYI to the hospital's patient advocacy or ombudsman services. If you feel it was more serious and requires action, I'd also copy the medical board. This really isn't a small thing and that doctor needs to be educated and corrected.
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Joanne Earle 11 months ago
Geting real sick of the 'autistic bandwagoneers'. Not everyone is on the spectrum but it seems that lots of people are seeking the attention of others by self diagnosing. I'm 60 and have always been quirky and different than my peers but I am not neurodivergent. I'm interesting.
Who am I, where am I 11 months ago
They disrespect because they need to "label" themselves or others, how about labeling people by their names or how they wish to be addressed, sounds simple enough
That decline, often called the “humor cliff,” is explored by behavioral science professor Jennifer Aaker and leadership coach Naomi Bagdonas in their book Humor, Seriously. As they explain, the drop is likely tied to work and the demands of adulthood.
“We grow up, enter the workforce, and suddenly become ‘serious and important people,’ trading laughter for ties and pantsuits,” the authors write. “Before long, we lose levity entirely in a sea of bottom lines, slide decks, and mind-numbing conference calls.”
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detective miller's hat 11 months ago
I also always give a cash tip because no matter where they are headed next, it will take them an additional 20+ minutes to get back to civilization from my redneck town. :)
Mr. Jones 11 months ago
We always engage our Uber drivers unless they aren't personable. GPS never directs them the correct way out of our neighborhood, so it always starts there. If they are from another country we always ask about their culture and then thank them for the ride and tip them well. But if we get in an Uber and they aren't personable, we just leave them be.
Mason Kronol 11 months ago
We are always chatty with the drivers. Met some really great people.
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Šimon Špaček 11 months ago
CTRL+Shift+T is your friend. I don't ask why you have it for two years, my job is fixing problems, not fixing disorganized people :D
LuckyL 11 months ago
we're not disorganized - just distracted. (okay, I don't keep tabs open that long, I sometimes open them, dont read anything and turn of my computer at some point)
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TuesdayDangerGirl 11 months ago
Sure but the tab has been open for around two years. I don't know about you but I don't want to scroll back through two years of history to attempt to locate when I opened the tab
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JessieJ&LilyLovebug 11 months ago
Shaggy and Scooby-Doo...poster is dressed like Shaggy...brother talked to him like Scooby-Doo.
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Nicola Roberts 11 months ago
Didn't realise it varied so much. It looks about the same in my UK vehicle.
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BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago
He only operates on a tiny island off the coast of England
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Pencil 11 months ago
I love Amtrak. I've always wanted to go on a four or five day train ride in a fancy sleeper car. I've looked into it but they're WILDLY expensive. Like way more than flying somewhere and staying in a nice hotel. Still a dream, though.
Amy Rammelsberg 11 months ago
I love Amtrak also! We’d ride in almost empty cars during COVID. We took a roomette from VA to Miami. Such an experience!
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Anxious Aardvark 11 months ago
Tried to take Amtrak from Baltimore to DC. All were delayed or cancelled from 11am until well...maybe the next day. MARC commuter train showed up and although a bit worn, it got us there fast, and much less expensive than Amtrak. Weird experience, honestly. We take trains all over Europe.
BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago
We have SEPTA, Amtrak, PATCO, and the Northeast Regional that goes from at least Ardmore through Philly, up to NYC and on to Boston. I live by our train system
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Travelling Stranger 11 months ago
op might have chosen plane or car or coach, so that's why amtrak thanks
Bookworm 11 months ago
If you don't live in a major city/urban corridor with its own regional train network, there are literally no other trains. It's Amtrak or pick a different mode of transportation.
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Beak Hookage 11 months ago
"Thankyou for shopping at Coles". "Yeah, I had a great time being ripped off."
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Russell Rieckenberg 11 months ago (edited)
Even worse when they say, "bare with me," then keep their clothes on.
XenoMurph 11 months ago
They are less dangerous when they only have 2 limbs.
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 11 months ago
Wrong. Bare means naked/unadorned. For everything else, it's BEAR.
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Phil Green 11 months ago
It's much more fun when they are watching though.
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 11 months ago
No one has ever asked me this. They have asked "Could I use your toilet?" but have never asked if we have one.
Child of the Stars 11 months ago
My ex-husband used to specifically go outside to pee, but only when he was drunk. Apparently, he wasn't even aware that he did it until I mentioned it.
Rodney Bowie 11 months ago
I always find it amusing when people ask where the bathroom is. I know they are being polite, so that they don't wander into my super-secret guest bedroom, but for real, you'll find the bathroom without my help. It won't be hard.
medcrest 11 months ago
Down the hall on the right. The only one with a toilet.
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Gracie Mae 11 months ago
gonna start answering, "Yeah, out the glass sliding doors, right corner of the back yard"
tater.gonna.tot 11 months ago
I said this all the time when asked the same question bartending 😄
Philly Bob 11 months ago
Back in the landline days, someone would call and you would answer and they're like "Oh! you're home! And I'd be like "No, this is the refrigerator speaking, Bob's not in right now but if you'd like to leave a message, I'll create a post-it note and leave it on my door for when he returns!"
But of course, with enough practice, we can learn to let go again and become funnier. Comedian and founder of Copy POP, Jill Pavlov, believes it’s entirely possible. “Everyone has a secret funny bone hidden inside them!” she told Bored Panda. “Start with funny things you hear or see. What made you laugh about it? How can you relay that to others? Then look inward—what about yourself can you poke a little fun at?”
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Huddo's sister 11 months ago
Actually there are some great after dark exhibitions at museums, usually with wine!
BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago
Yes, they're fun. Also the natural history museum here has a sleepover for kids where you camp under the T-Rex.
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Child of the Stars 11 months ago
The Desert Botanical Gardens in Phoenix does a lot of nighttime stuff. Did you know that scorpions glow under a black light??
Lotekguy 11 months ago
Good to know. I'll bring one if I ever go camping again.
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Kise Miarse 11 months ago
Our local science museum has "grown up field trip" nights where it's adults only, usually some special themed exhibits, and wine/beer and a food vendor of some sort. It's great!
Miki 11 months ago (edited)
Yes there are. At least in some UE countries. But it's like 1 night a year.
Pencil 11 months ago
The Met in NYC used to have cocktails every Friday evening but now it's "Date Night" so I don't know if it's all couples or groups go, too. Other NYC museums have various evening events throughout the year but nothing regular that I know of.
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Kim Kermes 11 months ago
I want children's museums to be open one evening a month, adults only, so we can play and not obstruct the kids.
SheamusFanFrom1987 11 months ago
If I pass by a museum playing September on speaker in the middle of the night, I'm buying a ticket and entering immediately XD
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Dawn Marie 11 months ago
What do you mean you are scared of going outside? and I would say, there are stupid people out there and I can't handle them!!
Beak Hookage 11 months ago
I get anxious merely from waking up in the morning. Took me forever to figure out the probable cause.
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Sarah Matsoukis 11 months ago
My budget says it's either fast fashion or being nude in public
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Child of the Stars 11 months ago
I live in the mountains. Cheap winter clothing is absolutely not an option.
sbj 11 months ago
I reckon their cheap clothes are also extremely flammable so you'll be warm soon
*raspberry sound 11 months ago
"Build a man a fire and he's warm for the night. SET a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"
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That's why I own a hiking jacket. Insulates me fairly well, lasts more than 30 seconds, and has loads of pockets
Lyone Fein 11 months ago
I know this is against the majority on BP and I may get down votes......I bought two articles of clothing from Shein approximately 4 or 5 years ago. They have both held up extremely well. In the winter I wear them both at least twice a week and launder them regularly. They are warm, long lasting, and were very affordable. How does this qualify as "fast" fashion?
“Some of the best comedy comes from comparisons and metaphors,” Pavlov explains. “For example, if you were going to roast your love life, try filling in this sentence: ‘My love life is like ________ because _______.’ You could say something like, ‘My love life is like Blockbuster—closed for business.’”
“Keep experimenting! Try your material on close friends. If they laugh, you’re golden. If they just blink at you, congratulations—you’ve identified what not to do. Remember, even if you bomb, you’re still funnier than someone who never tries.”
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Funny Tweets
BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago
I can fight my own battles. I just want a safe and peaceful place to be vulnerable with somebody. So I can share what makes me a human without the fear that this will be used against me later.
Miracle Max 11 months ago
Why do introverted men marry outgoing women? Because someone's got to tell the waitress I ordered mashed potatoes and it ain't gonna be me!
April Pickett 11 months ago
If he let me drive, I would open his car door. As for puddles, I'd walk around them, and he could follow.
keyboardtek 11 months ago
I have always let my wife do the confrontational stuff when situations go wrong. In her youth she has already thought out every attack angle and argument needed for any and all of life's circumstances and possibilities.
Jenny 11 months ago
My partner's food choices are his to make. I genuinely couldn't care less whether he eats pickles or not.
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Agfox 11 months ago
Reminds me of the very old one: "What's the matter, dear, you've hardly touched your sweets tonight" "Oh, I'm sorry my Sweet"
Norm Gilmore 11 months ago
I read that in Morticia Addams/Gomez Addams voices.
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Marie Clear 11 months ago
Hey, give him a break, he's doing inventory, and everyone hates doing inventory.
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ABC NrEight FCK CENSORISM 11 months ago (edited)
"Male" is not that cat's gender, it's their sex. These are two completely different words and concepts, why do people find it so hard to understand?
Agree to Disagree 11 months ago
Because it's a cat and concepts like gender have to be determined externally for people to understand expected social behavioural characteristics, possibly?
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Hugh Crawford 11 months ago
Man, I didn't see "laughed" when I glanced / read that at first. Got very concerned.
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This made me laugh, but I also need to be the cranky person who points out that this is NOT the proper way to hold a bunny. Bunny butts must be supported at all times!! Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Huddo's sister 11 months ago
Everyone I meet first asks me if I'm doing well at school, then when they find out I'm in my 30s the next question is if I have kids.
Cyber Returns 11 months ago (edited)
Not to be confused with the Chinese knockoff Minge-Munch-a-bot 5000
Gossameringue 11 months ago
Start asking relatives about their stale relationships. That'll shut em up.
Michael Largey 11 months ago
Ask that nosy uncle about the blonde you've been seeing him with (real or imagined). That will shift the focus of the conversation.
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Remi (He/Him) 11 months ago
Not safe to be out everywhere or with everyone
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Dawn Marie 11 months ago
I will go hungry before I will stop my antidepressants. I was like you, I waited and waited and waited. They changed my life. I am so glad you got the help you needed!!!!!!
Ansi 11 months ago (edited)
Then getting horrible sideeffects that you ignore for two year because you can't imagine going back to before. But in the end you have to, thinking "I probably remember it worse then it actually were". [Edit for spoiler: You didn't]
Lou Cam 11 months ago
Wait until you get the brain zaps for years after finishing them!
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Matt Du 11 months ago
My wife didn't feel entitled to take the anti-depressants she was prescribed when her father passed away. Talked to her friends and 9 out of the 11 were already on them. I'm not sure I should of been relieved she got the help she needed or worried that life has become that depressing that 83% of them now need help to get through their day
Ansi 11 months ago (edited)
It's good to hear your wife started to take her medication. No one would recommend a diabetic not to take their insulin, the stigma around depression is weird like that. About the people taking medication I feel it's a more recent fenomenen. I grew up hearing I should "shut up, suck it up and stop whining". People now are more informed and therefore think more highly of themselves then to just suffer silently (and unnecessarily) when there's help to find. Like vitamin, insulin, blodpressure medicin and so on, there's no shame in taking medication for what your body needs. Medicin is a good thing, especially with depression. When your mind tricks you into the darkness with destructive thoughts, it's an incredible act of self-love to take medication day after day while your whole body might scream that you don't deserve getting better or that you're weak because you can't get well with only willpower. 🙁 Hope your wife feels better and you're able to struggle through all this with her. ❤️
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BookFanatic 11 months ago
Yep. I was 40 and after about a month I was like "is...is this how it's supposed to be? Like, not worry constantly and be anxious about doing even the most mundane thing?" Blew my mind..
keyboardtek 11 months ago
They are horrible meds. Made me numb. Could no longer compose music. Killed my desire to do anything. But since they also killed worry and depression, I no longer cared that I had no desires anymore. Ramping off them caused brain zapps, which were like momentary loss of consciousness. They scared the hell out of me.
Maggie Fulton 11 months ago
36 for me. Still have problems (and a new diagnosis of bipolar 2), but damn, the difference is incredible.
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Panda Cat 11 months ago
Not the cat. Dogs would be willing to if they could only figure out how.
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Mason Kronol 11 months ago
IKR? My State Farm account has been asking me to change my password for years. Nobody has logged in pretending to be me and paid my insurance once. But Amazon could care less what credit card or address is being used and how old my password is🤦🏻♀️
Celtic Pirate Queen 11 months ago
Yeah, why do I have to enter the code you texted me to get into my account? Are people lining up to pay my mortgage? F*cking let them.
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ZuriLovesYou 11 months ago (edited)
Don't just stand there tweeting! Go on the adventure of a lifetime!
TruthoftheHeart 11 months ago
I'm wondering how the person is sitting there texting and not downstairs already checking out the cool train that just pulled up in front of their house!!!
Daniel Alexander 11 months ago
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD!
Cindi Antrobus 11 months ago
I would so be on the train texting from it, gotta make sure someone knows I got on a strange train
Who am I, where am I 11 months ago (edited)
You invited them all to spend the night while you were online at 2:00 AM (0200)
Bryan Wright 11 months ago
Remember and beware of strange conductors,especially if they sound like Tom Hanks
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LuckyL 11 months ago
It's not his body - it's just one of these picture cutouts where you stick your head through.
Lilford Gallery 11 months ago
And how long has it taken the company to put them in a recyclable tube!!
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les 11 months ago
except on bored panda where having a disability means you now have to pay for dark mode. really great work guys, i mean isn't it everybody with sight problems dream to have to pay for something everybody else gets free. thanks guys, it really makes us feel part of the world when we get treated differently. i'm pretty sure if it wasn't an online business this would be a crime in most countries
dayngerkat 11 months ago
edge://flags/#enable-force-dark to enable dark mode on Microsoft Edge
Crissy Newbury 11 months ago
I must admit I pay for dark mode on Bored Panda because my eyes are so bad. I just wish Amazon would offer dark mode. I mean don’t I pay enough for Prime already?
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Steve Robert 11 months ago
Hey! Just because we're old doesn't mean we don't want a line now and then.
Marilyn Holt 11 months ago
I'm a grandma. I gave these gifts too. Used 17 boxes up to a dishwasher size box, each one wrapped and taped. Opening is the best part. lol
m6nbtfpx7q 11 months ago
She used the first one for the energy to roll the others and tie them up with crinkle ribbon
Rob D 11 months ago
Read your name as "rail" ...I was like, huh, super on brand comment.
Load More Replies... Celtic Pirate Queen 11 months ago
Awww. Now I miss MY Grandma. She totally used to do stuff like this. She once put a $100 bill in a bag of peanuts for my brother at Christmas (resealed it by ironing and it was beautifully wrapped in a box with ribbon, coordinating bow and tree ornament. She was cool like that). Thankfully, she warned me just in case, as he'd just thrown it out.
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Bookworm 11 months ago
We're on the same page 😄 Comfy chair, a lamp, and floor to ceiling shelves
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detective miller's hat 11 months ago
My poor parents.... I discovered opera at 5 years old. They lasted 3 years before they finally sent me for proper lessons. :D
Marsha Hultberg 11 months ago
A chaise with a lamp. Noticed the electrical outlet. Oh, and big art on the long wall.
Marsha Hultberg 11 months ago
Would be helpful to see the rest of the room. 😉☺️
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Who am I, where am I 11 months ago
Normal home entertainment center. TV, sound system, gaming and stuff silly
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Šimon Špaček 11 months ago
I kinda like it. I'm not sure I would want this in my garden, but... maybe...
Tiffany Marie 11 months ago
Shiny. I have to remind myself the only reason I like it is because it's shiny ✨️ and then I walk away.
OldButNewButBroken 11 months ago
I want this so bad!! It's B*** Stallion, Queen of the Wonderlands!! I can attach the horns myself
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Sara Frazer 11 months ago (edited)
I wouldn't mind this at all 😂 I'm in my 30s and have a couple, as you do. Beginning of covid I took a nasty spill off a skateboard, didn't go to the doctor for obvious reasons (when I probably should have; I could barely walk for a couple weeks) but hey now I have the 30s achievement of "My Bad Knee" 🏆 ETA wear your knee/elbow pads, y'all! And of course helmets
zovjraar me 11 months ago
you'd be surprised how many will open that gift and be impressed with your thoughtfulness!
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Dawn Marie 11 months ago
And why are all the bath tubs going away?????!!!!!????? I travel a lot and I am seeing a trend that whether I am in a hotel or an air AIRBNB, most baths have been converted into all showers. UGGG!! I have joint issues and love to soak in a tub, so now I have to vigilant when I book a room. Just nonsense!!
howdylee 11 months ago
Because it's hard to clean. I wouldn't trust that the tub in a hotel/airbnb has been cleaned properly, particularly in/around any jets.
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Kathrin Pukowsky 11 months ago
Floating serenly in the warm water until it's time to get out and gravity returns WITH A VENGEANCE!
Hugh Crawford 11 months ago
Well maybe agree ahead of time on a duration so everyone else aren't caught off guard
Michael Largey 11 months ago
And the tubs hotels do have are so low that getting out of one is perilous for a tall person like me.
Julia Mckinney 11 months ago
Whereas, for a short person like me, getting in and out of a strange tub without any slip things on the bottom is an adventure in "am I going to fall and traumatize my husband now?" combined with "what can i grab onto in case I fall?"
Load More Replies... Bryan Wright 11 months ago
Is it awkward? Its not as if you are ending a friendship and you won't ever see the friend again. The bath is usually where you left it and ready for the next great submarine adventure.
RamiRudolph 11 months ago
Worst thing about showering or bathing in winter is getting out after you're finished. It's so godamned cold!
realenancy170 11 months ago
Get a heated towel rack or a towel warmer.You wrap yourself in a warm towel for a minute or two and you will be warm all day.
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Panda Kicki 11 months ago
Yeah, when I was in the military there was an expression someone was "UN-hot" as in when you are deployed on UN-missions there was not much to compete with.
JessieJ&LilyLovebug 11 months ago
Contrary to popular belief, absence does not make the heart grow fonder; proximity is the chief attractant.
George Costanza 11 months ago
It's the desert island hot phenomenon. They're simply the hottest person around, but that's because there's no one great around you. Put them out in real life at a bar or event and they're completely average.
Bettye McKee 11 months ago
A high school teacher told her class, "You can fall in love with anyone if you spend enough time with them." I scoffed at the time, but since then I have learned that it's true.
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Kurt Ramsey 11 months ago
Wouldn't be awesome if this had been one of the old Michael Jordan nerf hoops?
Ben 11 months ago
I always wonder why some people seem to have two TV sets. One on top of the other. Somebody explain.
realenancy170 11 months ago
The large console tv would break. It was too heavy to move easily but it was the perfect height to hold the portable. Problem solved.
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Maples Dad 11 months ago
You too can achieve the effect by haphazardly throwing christmas cards onto yours.
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Funny Tweets
Kristen Woehlke 11 months ago
Well... Damn! what have you been smoking?!?
Load More Replies... Breadcrumb. 11 months ago
It's time to quit they are saying."You stink and should be petting us"
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Rali Meyer 11 months ago
My doc once lectured me how fit some of his 60-year old patients are. Well, I am 40, plenty of time to catch up
HTakeover 11 months ago
"But they've had more time to get that way, Doc!"
Load More Replies... Barong 11 months ago
Many of the doctors I worked with look like gym rats or just really fit. This seemed to be even more so with the surgeons. Not all but many. I’d say half of the doctors that came in were in really good shape about 10% looked like they needed more exercise.
Load More Replies... Child of the Stars 11 months ago
There are lots of times I wish I had a car (usually when it rains or snows), but this is one reason I'm glad I don't. My doctor can't hassle me about exercise when I walk everywhere 🤷♀️ (plus it's great because my kids don't whine when we have a long walk!)
Huddo's sister 11 months ago
Yeah, this is why I don't read referrals my doctor writes for specialists...
Mason Kronol 11 months ago
I hate the new health portals where you see all the notes. ER Drs can be the worst. Nurses usually have a little more tact. My GP is good because she knows my history.
#39
Michael None 11 months ago (edited)
I'm constantly reminded that the future we were promised is a chalk outline on the pavement at this point. Human progress is now the masterbation of staring at a rectangular piece of glass showing a 55 year old man pouring glue and glitter over himself while stopped at a red light on the way to your minimum wage job.
Load More Replies... Agfox 11 months ago (edited)
I'm charging my tablet with my recliner as I work my way through BP on this pleasantly warm evening in Melbourne, Australia. Hello & a belated Happy New Year to other Pandas in far away lands
Seán Baron 11 months ago
I too am charging my tablet, perusing BP, but it’s lunchtime (now) in London, and I’m also watching Ferdinand! I love the Christmas telly at the tail end of the holiday. You get little gems like Ferdinand to watch! I won’t say Happy New Year, as basically it’s going to be the same shitstorm but in a new dress.
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Teutonic Disaster 11 months ago (edited)
1920s-folks who wrecked their brains about those "technology a 100 years from now"- forecasts: 🤨
BookFanatic 11 months ago
Genuinely idiotic luddite question. Rings...aren't wired into the house electric system?
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ZuriLovesYou 11 months ago
I know, right? The whole time I'm worrying that someone might've stolen it.
Maples Dad 11 months ago
I've had packages left on my doorstep for days and they've never been stolen. I do live in a secure and honest building though so I guess that helps.
Load More Replies... BookFanatic 11 months ago
Yep. My Misfit Foods box got delivered a day early, which meant instead of me being home to receive and promptly refrigerate it the box sat outside on my stoop for 8 hours. I've never been so grateful for winter.
Cindi Antrobus 11 months ago
I have a bag on my door that most packages fit in and it has a lock on it I believe it’s called Package Guardian and you just add it to the notes on delivery and they put it in side and relock it it has been a great peace of mind
Kathy L 11 months ago
Would it be easy for someone to just steal the Package Guardian?
Load More Replies... Craig S. (EvilSausage) 11 months ago
Or how about when they cram it in your mailbox, and the fit is so tight you can't get it out.
Lez Be Honest 10 months ago
Thankfully I live in a pretty secure area. The only package that has ever been stolen was a little bottle of peppermint Christmas sprinkles from Walmart. And I order A LOT online due to my anxiety over actually going into the stores.
Marsha Hultberg 11 months ago
You must live in Oakland CA. LOL I do. It's actually a great place The world's gone mad is all.
#41
Auntriarch 11 months ago
No, I seem to have gone straight to, I'm too old for this shït I'm a 66 year old bat.
General Anaesthesia 11 months ago
And still wondering when you're going to grow up. No hurry.
Load More Replies... Tiffany Marie 11 months ago
I'm a 35 year old.. 8 year old. Trauma x_x still stuck. I'm an emotionally unstable woman child.
Courtney Christelle 11 months ago
I don’t feel my age. I have to remind myself I’m no longer a teenager.
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setsuriseikou 11 months ago
But what if it's new issues _instead_ of old ones, not _added to them_? Honestly, I'd try a different kind of crazy if that meant getting rid of some of the more annoying current problems
Load More Replies... George Costanza 11 months ago
With all those giant trucks in the background this seems like one of those pics right before he gets turned into road pizza.
Nosirrow 11 months ago
I just wish I went mad. Just lose my mind entirely. It's so hard to be the only reasonable person in this crazy world.
BossyCloud 11 months ago
That's a really good point. The real problem is not that I'm crazy, but that I'm not crazy enough.
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Say No to Downvoting 11 months ago
Try doing it in Australia when it’s something-stupid degrees hot outside and Santa’s surfing in at Bondi Beach.
HTakeover 11 months ago
They just named the wrong kind of nuts roasting. And substituted in Sugar Plum Fairies for the Tim Tam Fairy who comes with a Coopers.
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Panda Cat 11 months ago
You know, the 12 days of Christmas are *after* Christmas. It culminates when the wise dudes and shepherds showed up. And another thing - when real babies are born do you quit celebrating immediately? I think not. After a baby born is when everyone takes care of the mom so she can be with the baby.
#44
Strings 11 months ago
Hate to break it to you, but a LOT of fitness regimens come out of combat training (and are very effective). And much of it can be soothing, as well
Rali Meyer 11 months ago
Soothing, yes, like the 72hours sleep marathon :-)
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#45
Marie Clear 11 months ago
I go to Target for a $5 spatula, and by the time I walk out, I could definitely qualify for my $5 gift card (and justify the additional purchases because it meant I got my spatula for free - good financial management there!).
Panda Panda Bo Banda 11 months ago
My supermarket reward is literally $4 for every $1,500 spent 🙄
#46
NapQueen 11 months ago
They say our dreams are the gateway to what is to happen - but I keep having dreams of lobsters appearing everywhere in the flat - under the duvet, in the bath, in the cabinet underneath the TV, so I don't really feel comfortable with what's in store for me....
keyboardtek 11 months ago
If at any point in your life, having a dog is part of it, then god's plan got something right.
#47
Lily Robertson 11 months ago
Ridiculous. Linda set your daughter up to be queen of the entire HOA empire! Be thankful!
michael reid 11 months ago
Just looked this up apparently the customer reeked so bad Linda had to take several fresh air breaks and during one the mother worked on the daughter's hair causing the hilarious pictures. There's one from the back that's even funnier. Just search Linda b Oswald
TuesdayDangerGirl 11 months ago
She should have just refused service if they smelled that badly.
Load More Replies... m6nbtfpx7q 11 months ago
Honestly, part of the problem is the shape of her head. Not everyone is shaped to be the boss. Having a chin helps. But these hair stylists are entrusted to bestow upon only the most obnoxious, and defined jaw lined of us with this sacred duty.
Maples Dad 11 months ago
Her neck and head are very 'thumb-looking' in stature.
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TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago (edited)
I bet you can hear boss music starting to play when she walks into a store
Stuey Bassfish 11 months ago
Lee Harvey Oswald would have done a better job. Too soon? OK something something Voldemort in the first film.
George Costanza 11 months ago
Is your daughter 45 years old and asking to speak to the manager?
#48
Julia Mckinney 11 months ago
I want a refund for 2017-Jan. 6th 2021, and another one for the next 4 years.
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Maples Dad 11 months ago
Oh but they are. People manage to sell 'air from Taylor Swift concerts' and I know personally someone that bought air from a 2019 Spice Girls concert.
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Mia Black 11 months ago
It's a mix of this, helping to do stuff and (to our luck) getting the best food and playing boardgames or cards together. My family is kind of special in some parts but all in all is so much more fun und relaxed with them than with nearly all other parents I know. And my partner fully agrees with me
Tessa 11 months ago
Same! I am so happy with my parents and how they are/were. ❤️
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Say No to Downvoting 11 months ago
It’s about my mum telling me she got us some treats, me getting all excited and it’s gluten free banana bread and ricecakes dipped in carob.
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bryan 11 months ago (edited)
You should change completely every few days. A shower every now and again helps as well.
Andrew Keir 11 months ago
Any time you hear yourself saying "Tomorrow I'm going to ..." then, - 1 - it's not going to happen, and - 2 - consider seeing a psychiatrist, talking to yourself is not normal ;-)
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Huddo's sister 11 months ago
I get weird cravings for things like bean sprouts or lettuce when I'm drunk (as well as hot chips)
ElfVibratorGlitter 11 months ago
Hahah! Dude doesn't know Taco Bell is like the original fast food restaurant to actually have vegan options. So imagine... going home high ASF and getting taco bell. 🤔
Hassel Davidhoff 11 months ago
I've been vegan for 26 years and I'm doing just fine, thank you very much.
#53
Maples Dad 11 months ago
No job application has ever asked me that. Pretty sure it's illegal to ask those questions in my country.
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TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago
Depending on the industry that is either a positive or negative trait
Jane No Dough 11 months ago
Gotta call you out on that BS... I was enjoying your comments until this one.
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#54
Kise Miarse 11 months ago
Ours can! It's so much better without the beep!
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 11 months ago
Obviously not every one, I've never seen a microwave with that button or the warning
Maples Dad 11 months ago
I have never seen a 'popcorn' button on any microwave either. Must be a regional thing.
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BoredWolfe 11 months ago
Technology Connections did a YouTube video about this. Fun deep dive.
#55
Jess Bertram 11 months ago
Help me Denny! Why would not-onlies be tested by only-child friends? I'm struggling to see this one. ❤️
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detective miller's hat 11 months ago
We had a neighbour who was between me and my brother's age (there are 6 siblings all together) and she was an only child, so we just kind of absorbed her into the pack. I like to think she learned some valuable life lessons during the 8ish years we lived in that house.
Orange Panda 11 months ago
I guarantee you she did. I'm an only and made a friend in college who was the 2nd of 6. I learned a lot!
Load More Replies... Cindi Antrobus 11 months ago
I was an only for 15 years we have little concept of how siblings do things. It was a steep learning curve when I got insta siblings at the age of 15. However we tend to be very independent and don’t look for support from many people
Jess Bertram 11 months ago
Why? What are friends that happen to be "only" children considered tough/difficult/trying? I was a second of 2, so have no perspective here.
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Huddo's sister 11 months ago
I rarely get the chance to wear anything other than my work uniform these days, you bet I'm going to dress up when I get the chance! I have been making the most of my time off this week and wearing a nice outfit every day, including not wearing the same skirt two days in a row. I haven't even been going out, and done washing sooner than usual, but has been good for my mental health.
Cosmos in your eyes 11 months ago
Heck yes! I dress up to go to ALDI. Why tf not?
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Skitty Young 11 months ago
Nana’s judgmental as hell. Til the day she died, she still brought up how my cousins ex wore a t-shirt to Thanksgiving one time.
Firstname Lastname 11 months ago
Especially considering all the stain making, belly filling food, I want my stretchy pants.
SlightlyTarnished 11 months ago
Ellie, Ellie, Ellie, where to begin. It's pitiful when people dress like slobs for a special occasion, and Thanksgiving at your nana's is special. Show some respect and appreciation for the work your nana and others put into cooking, setting the table, cleaning up afterwards, and yes, you should help with the cleanup. And for fücks sake shut your phone down for a few hours and enjoy the time.
Urbangirlatl 11 months ago
It takes a lot of effort to put a nice Thanksgiving dinner on the table. Dressing a little nicer is a show of respect for the holiday, the host, and everyone who contributed.
#57
bryan 11 months ago
I really want to be THAT FRIEND who UNPLUGS HIS LIFE SUPPORT even though the doctors say he will recover
Stuey Bassfish 11 months ago
This gentleman does seem to be rather attracted to exaggeration and hyperbole
Maples Dad 11 months ago
So everyone is just to urinate themselves on the clubs dance floor?
Load More Replies... Huddo's sister 11 months ago
Actually, the last time I got drunk I kept saying 'no one wants to be friends with drunk me (in the third person)'
#58
m6nbtfpx7q 11 months ago
My mom passed away in September and my dad still signed everything from both of them. I hope he does that forever.
Lucy 11 months ago (edited)
I do this for my son. Dad fills his stocking or gets him a special gift each year. Helps keep him with us. Tell her you love this.
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 11 months ago
My dad always used to joke "can't wait to see you open your present from me and your mother, it'll be a surprise for both of us!"
Panda Panda Bo Banda 11 months ago
Couldn't you find a stock photo where someone is actually opening something?
#59
Dawn Marie 11 months ago
Reminds me of an old love. He would do or say something and then in jest I would say: "you don't love me anymore," and he would reply, "I don't love you any less."
Undercover 11 months ago
Have you buried his corpse deep enough in your backyard or do you need help digging the hole?
#60
NapQueen 11 months ago
Charlie looks quite young, wait until he hits 30....that's when the two day hangovers kick in....
BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago
Wait until your 40 and get a hangover without drinking at all. Just every morning your whole body hurts, and you have a headache.
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Geoffrey Scott 11 months ago
That one thing in there that ordinarily causes no issue, but now decides to stick up JUST enough..
Howisitmondayalready 11 months ago
Or - hear me out - even more annoying, The Thing sticks up after you’ve closed the drawer and is just beyond the reach of your fingertips to push it back down and open the damned drawer 😡
Load More Replies... Seán Baron 11 months ago
The anger I have building up inside, when this happens, is quite scary and would have won the Hundred Years War in two months.
#62
Huddo's sister 11 months ago
I joked about my dad being able to do the stereotypical Aussie pedestal fan as a Christmas tree when he divorced my mum, but he still put a tree up every year. Though these days if we don't spend the day at his/my place he puts up a smaller one even though I'm fine if we don't bother. I caught him listening to Christmas songs today too...
Child of the Stars 11 months ago (edited)
It's the opposite for my ex-husband and me. He loves buying and wrapping gifts and decorating. Me, I do the bare minimum. (Although I do try to do thoughtful gifts. This year, I took the kids to see Mufasa in the theater, which isn't something we do regularly because it's so d.amn expensive.)
Breadcrumb. 11 months ago
I grew up like this. Our living room was also a home gym with mirrors on all the walls so every christmas my sister and I would paint snow flakes on them..
BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago
I am a divorced dad. I have a 2 meter fake tree that my kids and I put together, then decorate with lights and ornaments. Each year I get a new ornament for the year. I put up Christmas lights around the house, and do Elf on the Shelf. I love being divorced, best $150.000 I ever spent
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bryan 11 months ago
I would have thought that the nuns would have beaten the ginger out of you by 11.
Huddo's sister 11 months ago
I would have been fine putting up with that if it meant I had naturally red hair. I've always loved it and dye just doesn't look the same.
#65
detective miller's hat 11 months ago
Same! And I'm of course always too hot, so I make sure to dress in layers whenever I go there, so I can strip down to my tank top if need be.
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Rachel Parker 11 months ago
Listen, if your parents are still married that means they successfully concluded many years of delicate negotiations about what temperature the house should be. People who don’t live there should just appreciate that and not b***h.
Child of the Stars 11 months ago
Mine too. I keep it just warm enough to keep the pipes from freezing. I can't afford it otherwise.
Load More Replies... Gracie Mae 11 months ago
my sister & i are the only old people i know with cold homes--everyone else has it so hot you can't breathe!
Cindi Antrobus 11 months ago
My grandfather had a heart condition which gave him bad circulation so at Christmas we all wore tank tops because it was so warm in the house
#66
Rick 11 months ago
I was once in a bar with a friend at closing time. We were the only ones in there. The bartender told us he was going home and we could stay if we wanted to. Then he left with us still sitting at the bar.
Josh Dorsett 11 months ago
How have you commented tomorrow? Also small town stuff fr
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Auntriarch 11 months ago
An hour short, because if you're not present for part of an hour you will be docked the whole hour
Load More Replies... Cindi Antrobus 11 months ago
That is 15 more minutes in traffic and not at home with your family.
#68
DowntownStevieB 11 months ago
The older I get, the more I understand the Grinch and how the Who's are just selfish and annoying (like the Munchkins in Oz).
Who am I, where am I 11 months ago
I'm 60 YO and love him so much that I've adopted some of his ways
Load More Replies... James Frail 11 months ago
And yes, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, there was a witness. But it has been proven time and time again that witness testimony is unreliable. This was a child, a child who was admittedly groggy from having just woken up. We can't expect that her identification of my client was accurate in that state. Her dehydration may well have also contributed to her unclear state of mind.
#69
Themoonprincess 11 months ago
I am yearning for a canopy bed, soft pillows and so many plushies (preferably in a castle) :)
detective miller's hat 11 months ago
I did not purchase a new piece of furniture until I was 39 years old. And I was only able to afford that sofa because some a-hole ran a stop sign and I got a 5-figure settlement after 18 months of physical therapy. :/
Child of the Stars 11 months ago
My sister as a teenager swore that all of her furniture would always match. She's now 40 and my parents still give her s.hit that her furniture is all second-hand and definitely doesn't match.
#70
Maples Dad 11 months ago
I don't get the original tweet and I don't get your response!
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Andrew Keir 11 months ago
I do wonder what they're doing there that they don't want us to know about? Does the government know?
#72
st4x2gt974 11 months ago (edited)
Disagree. Gosling is sexier by a landslide. He sings, he dances, he doesn’t try hard at all. Any role Reynolds has done Gosling could have slayed, but the same cannot be said in reverse. Hands down the hotter Ryan. It’s like comparing Blake lively to Eva mendes. No competition.
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bryan 11 months ago
I tried that and now I am not allowed within 500m of the house, the artist, the family.
detective miller's hat 11 months ago
I made it to the top .01% of Mississippi Bones listeners this year. I think this means they should go on tour, specifically in the village where I live in the middle of nowhere.
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Tim Fawcett 11 months ago
Why is your child so late joining the workforce? They should be at least six years in to a job. One can only conclude the parents are liberal snowflake commies
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 11 months ago
Except in math class, where bananas and football fields are the accepted standards.
#76
OldButNewButBroken 11 months ago
I'm getting old...I thought it was lgbt? I don't know my abc?
#77
Tiffany Marie 11 months ago
Probably more so affordable housing and medical care over My Space.
Gracie Mae 11 months ago
not a millennial but i miss that people couldn't just steal your photos
#78
Cosmos in your eyes 11 months ago
Robbie, the brother dino on the Dinosaurs show from the 90s. Very confusing time to be a horny pre-teen.
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detective miller's hat 11 months ago
As a woman, I would not answer for fear of being stoned to death for speaking.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 11 months ago
Saying someone "ate" is slang for Saying they did something really well. "Slaying" has the same definition. So the original poster thought their friend was saying "did you do well" and they replied basically saying "yes i did well" but the friend was being literal, not using slang
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Dawn Marie 11 months ago
I don't know, 67 inches on the weekend after Thanksgiving, it is still hanging around a month and a half later. If you want some, I would be happy to mail it to you. Oh, this is in far north east Ohio, 5 minute from Lake Erie and 15 miles to Erie, PA.
howdylee 11 months ago
Lake effect snow belt is *special*. You can keep it, those of us in central Ohio don't want it! 2 inches of snow this morning and people can't frickin drive.
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TotallyNOTAFox 11 months ago (edited)
And? The movie came out in 2000 so not that revolutionary
#88
Child of the Stars 11 months ago
When my oldest was about 5, they insisted on putting out pretzels and water because Santa must be sick of cookies and milk.
MicrowaveGoddess 11 months ago
I insisted on putting out chicken wings and beer when I was little. My parents still tell the story
Load More Replies... *raspberry sound 11 months ago
Is he wearing a shirt that just says "Alcohol?" He looks like a Disney preteen villain.
Bec 11 months ago
You don't recognize Stone Cold Steve Austin? Realizing this shot is probably from 25 years ago since it is labeled WWF and not WWE.
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Huddo's sister 11 months ago
That time my mum took my sister's Ritalin to keep her awake to study, but it didn't do anything but calm her down and we still didn't realise she had ADHD!
Say No to Downvoting 11 months ago
I am 1000% sure that will happen if it tinker with my kids’ Ritalin. Can never find the right day to try, though, in case it all goes wrong and I just fall asleep.
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Maples Dad 11 months ago
Love Island contestants are even younger. But it's true they just want fame.
Andrew Keir 11 months ago
Shame, then. They should have worked harder at school.
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OldButNewButBroken 11 months ago
With todays food prices the pigeon could be offered as a romantic gift. Instead of going out on a date. If it doesn't return you know she likes you. Or just wanted free food. So not so different from a normal date
DowntownStevieB 11 months ago
You know, you could be the one to yearn for the man you speak of...
Maples Dad 11 months ago (edited)
But they know you'd be straight on TikTok moaning how the guy is too cheap to use a postal service.
#93
Andrew Keir 11 months ago
Rationing? Lack of electricity? Have you lost your water supply? Are you hiding in the storm cellar? If none of these applies, it's just winter, deal with it.
BeesEelsAndPups 11 months ago
Having worked in a warzone, what I remember most was the smell, less than the cold. We had generators, but fuel was hard to come by, and electricity was sporadic. But the smell and dust from debris was everywhere all the time. You could taste the ashes, and you were always thirsty. It was also very quiet, until it wasn't, then it was fear and panic. But yes, I can see how your broken thermostat is the same as that.
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Panda McPandaface 11 months ago
Elphaba, the character in 'Wicked' that becomes the Wicked Witch.
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veryvenasaur 11 months ago
Ok I just watched that movie and I want to say it was the WORST MOVIE EVER. Pls guys just read the book.
Kathrin Pukowsky 11 months ago
Yes, please, the book is actually a good read, while the book is a dumbed-down fever dream.
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Child of the Stars 11 months ago
Can someone translate this? Because I understand the individual words, but I have no idea what they're saying.
Andrew Keir 11 months ago
It's in a code but nobody seems interested in breaking it
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Pencil 11 months ago
A whole bunch at the end there that I didn't get at all but there's no point asking since they're all gonna disappear behind the paywall in an hour or two.
Gracie Mae 11 months ago
I must be old & out of touch--I either didn't understand most of them or had no clue who the people were in them...
Panda Cat 11 months ago
Here’s a thing about advertising: as long as it’s static, I’m fine with it and may even engage with it. As soon as it moves with videos, scrolling changes, etc., I’m blocking ads. If BP isn’t getting the revenue from advertising, they might want to figure out why not.
Mike F 11 months ago
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way! I'm good scrolling and reading but when $hit starts dancing around I'm out. It makes no difference what site or ad, if it's static I'm fine but when the animation begins, it's later dude.
Load More Replies... Boredest Panda 11 months ago
Y’know, I really like reading at this time because this is when all the comments are good and all the rude comments have been downvoted to the bottom. Unfortunately, BP decided to shoot themselves in the foot and lock half the article.
Anon822209 11 months ago
XenoMurph yes, sometimes. I'm not in the habit of being mean for the sake of it, and I do try to temper negative feedback with positive. But negative feedback is useful and sometimes necessary.
Kamal Hasan 11 months ago
December's funniest tweets are like the perfect holiday leftovers—just as delightful the next day, and without the stress of overcooking the turkey. From witty one-liners to relatable holiday mishaps, these tweets serve up the humor we all need to close out the year with a smile.
Pencil 11 months ago
A whole bunch at the end there that I didn't get at all but there's no point asking since they're all gonna disappear behind the paywall in an hour or two.
Gracie Mae 11 months ago
I must be old & out of touch--I either didn't understand most of them or had no clue who the people were in them...
Panda Cat 11 months ago
Here’s a thing about advertising: as long as it’s static, I’m fine with it and may even engage with it. As soon as it moves with videos, scrolling changes, etc., I’m blocking ads. If BP isn’t getting the revenue from advertising, they might want to figure out why not.
Mike F 11 months ago
I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels this way! I'm good scrolling and reading but when $hit starts dancing around I'm out. It makes no difference what site or ad, if it's static I'm fine but when the animation begins, it's later dude.
Load More Replies... Boredest Panda 11 months ago
Y’know, I really like reading at this time because this is when all the comments are good and all the rude comments have been downvoted to the bottom. Unfortunately, BP decided to shoot themselves in the foot and lock half the article.
Anon822209 11 months ago
XenoMurph yes, sometimes. I'm not in the habit of being mean for the sake of it, and I do try to temper negative feedback with positive. But negative feedback is useful and sometimes necessary.
Kamal Hasan 11 months ago
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