We crave more than sunshine, warmth, and good company in the Fall. Everyone needs a good dose of humor to keep away the Autumn blues as well. And we’ve got a great collection that will make you chuckle all ready and waiting for you.
We’ve collected, concocted, and collated some of the very best examples of funny tweets posted by women. Grab a mug of hot cocoa or mulled wine, get comfortable on the couch, grab your cat or doggo for some company, and start scrolling. Upvote your fave tweets and share this list with anyone who desperately needs to unwind.
You can read Bored Panda’s previous posts about hilarious tweets by women that made everyone crack up right here, here, here, aaaaand here.
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Bored Panda spoke with Sophia Armen, one of the women who posted extremely viral tweets. In her post, she compared EU leaders sitting around a round table to hummus and got nearly half a million likes.
“I love hummus and it is always on my mind. I couldn’t help it,” Armen explained what inspired her to make the joke. “The image even had the parsley garnish! People around the world expressed they also saw hummus. And once they saw it, that they “couldn’t unsee it.” That is how I felt as well.”
“The tweet got a lot of love from users in the Middle East. I was happy that a tweet spread a little joy,” she said. “As a woman social media can be a scary place, especially when you are outspoken and community-committed. This tweet was a moment of joy that showed universal love of hummus. Just made me smile and laugh.”
The relationship between humor, stand-up comedy, and gender is seen as innately ‘sexist’ by some. Being a stand-up comedian was, until recently, seen as a profession ‘meant’ almost exclusively for men due to how much ‘aggression’ it requires. However, this has partly changed in recent years. Female comedians are becoming more and more prolific, even though not everyone accepts them. A large portion of female stand-up comedians use humor as a platform to declare their political beliefs and promote feminism.
Humor is known to have positive side-effects. According to one study, laughter helps reduce blood pressure. While another one shows that laughing helps reduce anxiety, as well as other negative emotions. In other words, if you’re laughing, you most likely won’t be crying anytime soon.
What’s more, laughter can boost your immune system, improve blood circulation, calm down stress hormones, and even relieve pain! When you look at it this way, there’s barely anything that humor can’t help fix. Of course, it’s no substitute for exercise, a good diet, getting plenty of sleep, and doctor-approved medication or therapy if you need it, but laughter can give a big boost to your mood and your energy levels.
Well, did you start shaking and swinging your tail when you saw him walk in? :))) I bet the good boy did :))))))
Or pee on the floor a little? Come on! Greet your man properly!
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There is a variant with babies. Husband enters, goes to the cradle ''where is my baby, where is my beauty, where is the smartest and next leader''. Turns his head on the left ''hello wife''.
Dogs=inconditional love, no questions, no claims, accept any scrap you give them. You can ignore them, mistreat them, yell at them. They will love you the same. Wife/marriage= a lot of work, commitment, communication, good treatment, attention, etc. I don't want my husband's dog love. I want the harder human love instead.
She probably wants his human love too... she just didn't get any that time.
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Well you know who he really care and love now. You just the maid who cooks, clean and put up with his s**t for no Money.
Next time when your husband comes in the room, jump up on him and start licking his face as you paw his chest.
Maybe he's planning a midnight rendezvous with the cute dog. I know it wouldn't be a midnight rendezvous with me!
I have a sad tale... husband would at least try to be affectionate before we married... but sometime afterward, I asked him why he wasn't affectionate anymore. He literally said, I don't need to now, I have you! So, for a long time, I had to ask him to try, or I had to ask for affection or kind words from him. He rarely if ever says anything nice to me now. I decided it wasn't worth it to keep asking for anything Even close to affection from him. So I haven't for about three months now. And on his side? Nothing offered. Ever. So be it. I am 60 now. This past Jan. No card no celebration, nothing. I understand we were in the midst of funerals for my dad and his mother, but still, when we got home, nothing ever came not even a card or a I'm sorry. We need to go celebrate your birthday. Married 26 years next week.
I’m sorry you are experiencing that, Kim. Are there areas of life where you both participate and enjoy together?
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I think you should do the exact thing to your husband, Wait until he's sitting down, get down on your knees in front of him (He'll probably think there's something good coming up!) ) , then say/do what he did with the dog, get up, pat his head, and leave.
I kiss my cats way more than my husband. That little spot right on top of their head is too cute to resist. IMG_201805...5054db.jpg 
See, now this is the mistake people make. It will never be the same again!!!
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all my life I could not understand why most women are so extremely unconscious and without any clue about the mirror of consciousness - to hide behind the myth of being a victim does not work all the way - men get more and more awake these days and I guess there will be a time when we collectively wake up for the depth of the father-wound and its results - sadly only one of a hundred women is somewhat awake - what a journey through the collective matrix of me-myself-I
Fared better than me. I accidentally kicked the couch and my toe bone split in two. I was on crutches for 6 weeks.
...this is why I have no kids, 3 cats, and captain crunch for dinner last night.
I desperately want to claim that's a lie ... but it's true! I do have a favorite stovetop burner! I'm too much of an adult ...
And after 8 hours in open office, I kinda want to be alone for month.
Because you my darling are shining diamond of nonsense and something better is waiting for you
Well... nope. It's about a person's traits not what sex they are. My husband carries a BACKPACK - daily. With multitool, a bottle of water, hand sanitizer, water filter, rain jacket, a knife, and some energy bars... so am I. So either we are both preppers for zombie apocalypse... or just very smart people.
That happen to my brother this past summer. His daughter said look daddy they fit me now.
loool, I laugh so hrd that my cat sleeping next to me woke up, growl at me and leave :D
I mean switching your letters around isn't dangerous until you try to pronounce it and accidentally summon a demon...
I'm the opposite. I don't work out, sit at a desk all day, and I'd still happily sleep 10+ hours a night 7 days a week.
Maybe if the service industry wasn't rigged against the wait staff. When most of their wages come from tips.
What is SMH? I keep coming across these in posts what the hell? It's like another language, man I'm not going to sit around for five mins trying to figure out what words start with smh just type that s**t out. Some Monkey Hype? Is that it? Someone Moo's Hello? Smoke Marijuana Hookahs? Yep, that must be the one. ( I totally sat around for five mins trying to figure it out) damn it!
This may seem like a bad bf but if my husband, who can not always say in words what he wants to say, went to google search for something that describes his feelings it wouldn't mean less to me. I think this is sweet :)
Actually this is brilliant -- finding out what's really in this stuff that you put on your skin all the time.
Well, you do have a hunter, a trapper and a fisher, so you're all set for Robinson's island.
It came out in 1998, twenty-one years ago. For a cartoon that's super old.
Maybe not wear a dress with a personal space device attached to it, so other people can be in the picture and not stand on it?
I once got a message like that at 3am from a guy I hadn't talked to in almost 3 years.
I have NEVER heard a guy say "do you want to do your skincare routine in my bathroom?" If i am staying at a boys place you best believe half my make up wil end up smeared on the pillowcase and I will wake up looking like death...
I'm also really tired of these gendered posts from Bored Panda. The fact that women are funny is not news worthy or surprising because PEOPLE are funny. Enough with the "Women being funny" and "Dads being parents" posts.
I’m with you, Ivy. I think we are seeing a surge in “posts” like this because: a) it requires very little to no research b) it’s going to bring in a lot of traffic and get people to post, debate, and complain c) it’s an easy post that can instantly be repurposed on other listicle websites. Frankly, I just find posts like this boring.
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These are funny, but why does the gender of the person who posted them matter?
Because men and women are different and they have different life experiences.
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"xzy Times [Gender] Shared Their Thoughts On Twitter And Made People Crack Up". Gender = Women: "Hey, great to see these posting!" Gender = Men: "Why mention it comes from men you patriachist sexist swine?" Whz not just say "funny tweets"?
Interesting take, but the top two posts on this are saying exactly what you predicted would be said for men, and they have ~30 upvotes each. In actuality we are all tired of this gendered nonsense, non-TERF feminists included.
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I just like a laugh and don’t care if it women, men or children.
hey bored panda this was funny but maybe some more original content would be great, thanks!
Well, it's 4 years later and things have changed a lot. I see people here making arguments making arguments about how gender isn't important that people rarely dare to make on this site now.
There is nothing wrong with saying " Funny tweets by women ". Men and women have different life experiences.
Karen Kilgareth is one of the hosts of the podcast My Favorite Murder.
I'm also really tired of these gendered posts from Bored Panda. The fact that women are funny is not news worthy or surprising because PEOPLE are funny. Enough with the "Women being funny" and "Dads being parents" posts.
I’m with you, Ivy. I think we are seeing a surge in “posts” like this because: a) it requires very little to no research b) it’s going to bring in a lot of traffic and get people to post, debate, and complain c) it’s an easy post that can instantly be repurposed on other listicle websites. Frankly, I just find posts like this boring.
Load More Replies... These are funny, but why does the gender of the person who posted them matter?
Because men and women are different and they have different life experiences.
Load More Replies... "xzy Times [Gender] Shared Their Thoughts On Twitter And Made People Crack Up". Gender = Women: "Hey, great to see these posting!" Gender = Men: "Why mention it comes from men you patriachist sexist swine?" Whz not just say "funny tweets"?
Interesting take, but the top two posts on this are saying exactly what you predicted would be said for men, and they have ~30 upvotes each. In actuality we are all tired of this gendered nonsense, non-TERF feminists included.
Load More Replies... I just like a laugh and don’t care if it women, men or children.
hey bored panda this was funny but maybe some more original content would be great, thanks!
Well, it's 4 years later and things have changed a lot. I see people here making arguments making arguments about how gender isn't important that people rarely dare to make on this site now.
There is nothing wrong with saying " Funny tweets by women ". Men and women have different life experiences.
Karen Kilgareth is one of the hosts of the podcast My Favorite Murder.
