This IG Account Collects The Best Tumblr Posts And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones

I've seen that post a dozen times on Tumblr, and this is the first time I put "Mike Hawk" together. Good one, Tony. Good one.

Turns out that I can read "bird-beak-speak" and what that Tiny Hawk is telling you is the following: "When performing a hard-flip, be sure that you don't put too much pressure on your back foot, or the flip will rotate too far you'll land on the truck, total trick-system failure to the MAX." I would listen to that bird, as he knows what he's talking about!

I once searched for this margarine style fat Trex. You can imagine the outcome 🤣

Great respect for Tony, but Tiny, the American Kestrel, is so much cuter.

Valid

Right decision mate.

This is, %100, a set up to get bookstore girl to date pro book boy. I have been a wingman for a great many of these scenarios. Once I even threw half a glass of ice water in my best friends face and hollered "you said you were a cat person!!!?" Before storming out of the bar, just so he could get a phone number from a woman with two golden retrievers. All's fair, in love and scamming.

*Dude listens to whiny girlfriend, carefully peruses shelves, and pulls out a copy of "Find Yourself A New Boyfriend, NOW," which he hands to her and leaves the store* 🤣

Smart move kid

I would 100% watch this and I'm not even a Bond fan.

Where are all these awesome movies!?!

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Great idea, but I would have been rooting for Kermit in the reveal. Maybe Eric Cartman.

SPOILER ALERT!

Who's Leslie Jones

Why are all the best TV show or movie ideas only in posts and we never get to see them

Wow, it hit me in all the feels to realize that if I had been fortunate enough to have a knucke-dusting hero sister in my life like this one that I would have had a much happier, healthier life, including “adulting” time. I was (and I am once again, thankfully) a Chester. I cry very easily. Reading about Chester and his scrappy sister made me cry TODAY, because I realized that I needed a person like her in my young life. Society taught me as a young kid that I COULD NOT cry without having serious sanctions leveled against me, ergo I stopped feeling ANYTHING as best I could. I got very good at it, and once I was an adult and could have USED the ability to feel all the feels that life tosses at us, I found it had become impossible to "get through" my barriers. I'm 46-and-a-half and am FINALLY able to cry openly. Thank you, punchy sister, for protecting your brothers!

as the oldest, it was my duty to beat the c**p out of kids who picked on my younger siblings.

One more reason militant vegans are idiots

Go to your local charity shops. Lots of wool garments, and pure cotton stuff

So veganism is about the animals, not the environment. There is a long list of environmental reasons to avoid animal husbandry as well, but they're not directly the rationale for veganism. Secondly, there are a ton of non-plastic natural fibres, from cotton to bamboo, linen etc, even vegan leather made from mushrooms! Incredible advances. Furthermore, you don't have to search too hard to find examples of animal abuse in the wool industry. Maybe know what you're talking about before calling caring people idiots.

I tried to tell a vegan that they're abusing a sheep by insisting it keeps it's fleece forever; she hasn't spoken to me since she googled it

uhhh acrylic yarn has been around for ages, thats nothing the vegans invented.

Gonna definitely use this

I love me a metaphor.

You CAN boil an empty kettle. But you shouldn’t.

Downloaded ❤️

"You can't make chicken salad out of chicken s**t..."

Cat the Younger knows I'm leaving for work when I start putting on make up. He gets very upset when he sees me doing this!

Awww, I love this so much ❤️

I certainly know my pets love when I stay home, actually I love it as well.

This is so cute

🎶 Ah ah ah ah time to die time to die 🎶

I think crows are so cool that if they wanted to accompany to Death's door, I'd be pleased as punch. (Just checked the origin of pleased as punch. It's not good, but I'll leave it as is.)