66 Funny Toxic Traits Shared By 99.9% Of Humans

How is this toxic?

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Shuffle is weird. I have approximately 20gb of music on a thumb drive in my car. Even without skipping, I hear Layla (Derek and the Dominos) every drive. That and Flagpole Sitta (Harvey Danger).

I was doing that at the exact time I was reading this

And this is a problem why!?

I just think we are nocturnal!

This is my life. Chronic insomnia sucks.

This is the worst.

Every. Single. Night!

Exactly me, except I go on BP and look at stuff, my eyes get heavy, then I have to get up and plug my phone in, get back in bed. Wide awake again, only difference is that it’s now 11:30.

Yes, yes and yes.

Stop calling me out-- *continues reading*

Ohh...such as my dissertation.

I solved the puzzle! It says "plape" i so smart.

This is not toxic in every case, often it's just self care. Sometimes you need that break.

20 minutes?! More like 20 seconds for me!

Adulting is HARD!

Other people do that too?! Pheww ..I thought I was alone in that.lol

As an Adhd person I always thought and talked out loud as a kid. I still do it sometimes. For some reason things make more sense that way is I can't get it organized in my head. Adhd like I said. When I was young people found it weird me talking 'to my self' but I was merely thinking out loud. Nowdays I'm completely normal nobody pays attention to my thinking out loud. They all think I'm talking on a cellphone with airports in.

Or if a customer who was rude to you ever got violent or you ever got violent with them

Everyone needs a good fight at least annually. Good for releasing that long built up tension. I should be a shrink. My advice, go kick some a*s.

Then having to dig it out of the trash covered in wet coffee crumbs and eggshells.

I don't forget so much as want to verify that I correctly remember before burning my food.

Microwave is just for (re)heating food, NOT for ´cooking´ a meal. So, how hard is it to warm up a meal for all those "chefs" present? *rolling eyes*

Lol. Then having to dig it out of the trash

Literally doing it as I type this

Same, and when I do get up to pee at 6 am, I go back to bed knowing my alarm will go off at 615 instead of just staying up lol

I’m challenging my bladder! Gosh!

This is me. I won't get up until it gets to the very uncomfortable stage.

Arthritis! Those few minutes after you wake up when nothing hurts - until you move…

Doing it right now. Lol

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Every single day other than getting my son up for school.

If they have a dog I remember it's name though

I don't like touching people cause ew germs

When you don't care about the person you're being introduced to.

I do this! I try to remember to repeat their name back to them, i.e., “nice to meet you, so-and-so”, in order to remember their name. It does help. 😊

That’s when you notice all the typos

The desktop version of Gmail used to (and may still) allow you to put a send delay timer so you could cancel an email if you realized you didn't want to send it or wanted to fix it within 10 seconds (I think) of hitting send. Only actually used it a few times, and only to correct spelling, but still I wish I could do that or schedule a time to send from my mobile app.

Yup

My ADHD causes me to do this, convincing me that if I don't get it out immediately, I'll forget it. (Usually true, but beside the point.)