If you’re in need of some giggles today, you’ve come to the right place, pandas. We’ve taken a trip to the Today Years Old Instagram page and gathered some of their most hilarious memes and screenshots down below.
No matter how many trips you’ve taken around the sun, we’re all “today years old” at the moment, and we all deserve to enjoy some silly content. So have fun scrolling through, and remember to upvote the pics you’ll want to see when you're "tomorrow years old" and "next week years old" too!
More info: X | Facebook | TikTok | TodayYearsOld.com
This post may include affiliate links.
I gotta say most men get this and I think any emotionally healthy man doesn't want to creep out women. I used to run at night (only time I had to do it) and every male runner I encountered would either cross the road, give me a really wide berth - even run out onto the road to do so or, if he was coming up behind me, would cough or clear his throat so I'd know he was there. Mind you, it only takes that one predator who has that one opportunity and your life is never the same again.
Load More Replies...
That's why I switch sides when I cross a woman in the dark, I wouldn' t like be seen as a threat
Where do you live, if you don't mind. Well, area... not exactly lol. I'm 50 and I've never had a man not do this to some level.
Load More Replies... Thank you dear! Not alle men - we know that. BUT: ALL women I know have had unwanted experiences with men. Thar's why!
Exactly! - 'not all sharks' bite people still you're not going swimming in shark infested waters are you...
To avoid being seen or being labelled as anything, I consciously avoid ladies at my workplace (17M working in retail) whether they're co-workers or customers. I'm still polite and all but I don't do small talk. My other male colleagues keep calling me out saying I'm gay for doing that. In their words, the women want a man on their necks. And where I live, I think it's kinda true cos a month ago I was stuck in an elevator with this lady due to a power outage for 30 minutes or so. She was shocked by how calm I was, then proceeded to get offended and report me to the manager when I refused to give her my number. No joke, she said I didn't know how to make small talk with customers and all that bullcrap. Luckily, the manager just played it off but I was so confused for the rest of the day. What should I have done in that situation? Didn't mean to write this much guys lol
I think your instincts are good. It's disappointing that your other male colleagues are calling your respectful behavior "gay", and the woman's behavior also wasn't great. You're on the right track,and I can assure you that most women do NOT "want a man on their necks".
Load More Replies...
How does this count as "funny" or "unhinged"? It's absolutely right. I used to take it personally when women crossed the street to avoid my walking behind them, because *I'm* not one of the bad guys...until I realised that the woman in front had no way of knowing that.
Brilliant to read this from a man who actually understands :) Thank you
A trick that a lot of guys do is when you are walking at night behind a woman who is alone, pretend to be either talking with somebody on your phone, or be otherwise engaged one way or another in something harmless. Don't change your speed until you pass her, and then speed up, unless she is very obviously speeding up, in which case, slow down. Remember, though, that you should still pay attention to your surroundings. Men are mugged too.
My female friend has a buzz cut and plays rugby so in the dark she looks like a big man, walking behind women at night, she has been mistaken as a threat until she calls out to them that she is also female, which calms the situation right down.
Pausing for a few moments and playing with your phone or making a phone call can help to relieve anxiety too I think. I try to slow down or stop and give space if I see a lady look back anxiously
Everyone seems to miss the obvious; granted, he understands, I understand, however, the point is, is that women shouldn't have to feel that way in the first place. A male presence shouldn't be a reason for a woman to feel anxious....
Yes, that is exactly the point, "witness the threat of your presence" -Born of Osiris. I'm 6'5", tattoos, big beard. I will cross the road, etc. to avoid a gal on the street at night to avoid any chance of making her nervous with my presence. I worked at bars in college, and no questions asked, would walk a gal to her car, her group of friends at the bar next door, whatever. I've had many gal pals in my life, and have heard way too many stories of men being terrible. With all that, I'll still never really understand being a gal in that position.
If it's dark and you're alone a strange male presence makes everyone anxious. A woman might be more vulnerable to attack because in all likelihood she is weaker but a man is far, far more likely to be attacked and even if people turn up it is very unlikely anyone will help.
Of course it does, I'm 6'2" built like brick shithouse and look intimidating. I cross over the road and will avoid women when I'm out at night, not a problem for me to do and honestly I don't think it appeases woman at all, they're still terrified.
Oof, some of these comments are just moronic. It doesn't matter that a guy *shouldn't* have to be aware that they might be seen as a danger, it doesn't matter that women *should* feel safe walking alone at night - the simple fact is they don't. And you can b***h and whine about that as much as you like, rail against the world that makes people feel this way, but that won't change the simple fact that, as a man, I *will* be perceived as a danger in some situations, irrespective of whether I am or not. You can't change how people react. But you can change your own actions- such as crossing the road, playing a game on your phone, etc- to help out someone a bit more at ease. Doing so is a minor inconvenience to me, but if it helps someone feel safer when they're walking home then it's inarguably worthwhile.
I respect and appreciate this man! Too many times I've been followed home, cornered and harassed by strange men so I'm weary of them all
I always cross the street at night if a woman is walking alone so she won't feel anxious.
I hate getting off the bus in the dark when the only other person getting off is a lone woman. I deliberately walk the longer way round to my home incase she thinks I'm a danger to her. It takes me an extra 10 minutes of putting myself in danger but as long as she has peace of mind then that's all that matters. Men can be utterly vile creatures.
Tis a shame too! I feel weird when I am the only one walking somewhere and a woman steps out in front of me and gives me a weird look!
This! ☝🏼 This right here!☝🏼THEY don't know who is or who isn't a safe guy and they can't take that chance.
0Thank you for your heightened state of awareness and your Consciousness-raising statement. I am a Survivor, and you are correct. All men are a threat.
See enough people get bitten by a pit bull, you'd be a bit foolish not to avoid the.
Okay I can't be the only girl who doesn't feel anxious when I'm alone around men right?
I prefer to hoof it past a lone female, even if I end up out of breath, rather than follow behind at the same pace.
That's an off topic question. If you would spare some time you'd find out that women most of the time get attacked by males. Strangers in this scenario (and even being more likely killed by a male they were acquainted with, if it comes to this). Women can also be dangerous, but they are way fewer and if one woman attacks another (leaving assault weapons aside) your chances to counter the attack and are mostly equal.
Load More Replies...
I'm gonna try to explain what it feels like for me. When I cross the street it feels like I am telling the guy "I fear you! I am the prey and you are the predator"
Load More Replies...
And if the strong men are also the bad men?
Load More Replies...
The Today Years Old Instagram account is dedicated to sharing entertainment, news and memes. And clearly, it’s doing a great job, as the account has amassed an impressive 9.1 million followers since its creation in 2018. But if Instagram isn’t your favorite platform, have no fear. Today Years Old can also be enjoyed on X, Facebook, and TikTok as well.
TYO even has their own website, TodayYearsOld.com, which explains their community. “We’ve created a network of social accounts that drive influence,” the site states. “Leveraging creative content and marketing strategies, our approaches have allowed us to build a highly engaging and organic audience across all platforms. From viral memes and trending videos to fun facts and discoveries, our communities are centered around content that speaks to people.”
I got so tired to being the one to put in then mental effort and planning for ordinary every things. My husband and I talked about it, and now whilst I am planning the menu, composing the shopping list etc, he is washing dishes, doing the laundry, vacuuming the stairs... What I am doing has not changed, but it is being recognised as being part of the housework. It's being valued and appreciated. We each have our own tasks, and it feels like a balance has been reached.
Sounds like the type to start a juicy rumour if there wasn't one going round, true or not.
We’re big fans of Today Years Old Media here at Bored Panda, so this actually isn’t the first time we’ve covered one of their accounts. And lucky for us, when we featured posts from their X page about a year ago, we were able to get in touch with the company’s founder, Aidan Schwieger.
As far as where the inspiration for Today Years Old Media came from, Aidan shared, "I always found myself coming across random facts that truly blew my mind, and couldn’t help but share them in the hope that others would find them as fascinating as I did.” This list features mostly memes and silly photos, but on the group’s X account, there are many fun facts that followers can learn when they’re “today years old.”
I think tax avoidance is trashier when the rich do it because they're just being greedy monsters
"I’m truly amazed that the project has had such a positive response on Twitter, literally overnight,” Aidan went on to say. “We’ve had a long-standing presence on Instagram, but I’m so glad the content we share has now found a home on Twitter as well.”
And when it comes to what Aidan decides to share to his followers, he previously told Bored Panda, "In all honesty, I really share whatever interests me. I love learning new things and when I come across something unusual or unexpected, I can’t help but share it.”
Because Today Years Old had only recently taken off on Twitter when we last spoke with Aidan, he noted that it’s difficult to know what content resonates the most with followers. “But we hope to continue to be a daily source of trending facts and discoveries in a variety of topics,” he added.
Unfortunately the sleazy dates will lie and say "no", when, in fact, there is someone
I wish we had a cry room at work. I'd use it every day. Maybe multiple times.
The founder also wanted to encourage readers to never stop seeking out new information. "There is always something new to learn in our world. You can never really know everything,” he previously shared. "I hope this project will allow people to find new interests and encourage us to continue to be curious about the world around us."
In Europe we have the museum night since 2005. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Night_of_Museums
Learning something new every day and getting in some laughs every day are both key to maintaining a happy, healthy life. So by following a few Today Years Old accounts, you can have all of your bases covered. On X, you’ll learn why the highways in the United States are numbered the way that they are, and on TikTok, you’ll learn that San Francisco residents have been taping notes in the windows of their cars urging people to stop breaking into them. Meanwhile, on Instagram, you’ll find hilarious screenshots of silly conversations that have taken place online.
I just tried the same thing and I am writing this from the Emergency Room.
According to Everyday Health, you can’t be stressed and laugh at the same time, so if you find yourself holding onto some tension, don’t hesitate to find something funny to help you relax. “Just a moment of laughter can allow us to think more clearly and creatively and strengthen a sense of connection with others,” clinical psychologist Natalie Christine Dattilo, PhD told Everyday Health. Squeeze in a few moments to scroll through funny memes or exchange silly stories with your loved ones, and you’ll be sure to have a brighter day than you would have otherwise.
We are mammals! Surrounded by food we are designed to eat as much of as we can(high fat/sugar), as it should have been as rare as hens teeth to come across. We are meant to lounge about and whatnot. No wonder so many of us suffer mental health issues, especially anxiety and depression. Our societal advancements don't mesh well with our still existing basic instincts (inside artificial structures, artifical light affecting circadian rhythm etc)
We hope you’ve been able to get a kick out of some of these memes, pandas! Keep upvoting the screenshots and pics you find particularly hilarious, and let us know in the comments which ones are the most relatable to you. Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s previous publications featuring Today Years Old, you can find them right here and here!
Even tho I know it's her dress, it's funny to think the fairy godmother threw in a butt lift too
I got ok at this. But only mastered it once or twice (all rings on hooks). How did you guys do?
My boyfriend was once kinda complaining about how complicated my family situation is. And he's right, I don't blame him but he was framing it as if that's so strange and I then had to point out to him that looking around our closest friends and their families - he's actually the weird one for having mostly good relationship with his parents who actually listen to feedback etc.
My doctor has never asked me that. I kinda wish he would.
Noise at night. The bloody crickets won’t shut up and there’s construction going on in the neighbouring plot at 11 fricking pm!
Yeah this "you need to WORK on this relationship" is b******t. I mean, yes, make an effort, make sure to not exclude the other person but come on ... it's not WORK.
Same both ways. I can tell if my partner is miff by her breating pattern.
That's why they sometimes find extinct animals. "Hey, hasn't this [random animal] been extinct since 1756 when we ate the last specimen?"
If they can't understand this, then it's probably best to just get rid of them as friends. No need for extra, unnecessary stress in your life
When I'm not reading or editing images I prefer the world to be a bit blurry tbh. It's bad enough.
