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If you've ever sat for hours trying to create the perfect bio for a dating app - typing, deleting, typing again - we feel your pain. Oh, the pure pressure. You're supposed to come across as genuine, funny, smart, intriguing and all that jazz, but you need to do it in a way that makes you really jump out from all the other fish in the sea.

Those in the know say the top-performing Tinder bios are under 30 words, and say a lot in a little space of time. Then there the ones that make it onto a list of a different kind: chaotic, cringeworthy, unhinged, clever and downright iconic. They're the gems that might not necessarily receive right swipe, but certainly do stop people in their tracks for long enough to screenshot and share.

There's an entire corner of the internet dedicated to these masterpieces and it's where people go to roast someone else's bio, or showcase their own. Aptly called Tinder Bios, the wall is quite a ride and it doesn't fail to disappoint.

Bored Panda has selected the best posts from the community for you to scroll through when you're bored of swiping left or right. From Jesus, who claims to be several thousand years old, to the more simple human being who says they like to breathe air and walk on legs, many of these prove just how strange modern-day dating has become.

#1

Damn. Pappy Off The Hook

Older man in gray shirt holding photo of young woman in crazy Tinder profile from 54 Tinder profiles that went off the rails.

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3 in 10 Americans have used a dating app to find love, and more than a quarter have ended up dating someone they met on one of these platforms. That's according to a Pew Research Center survey.

Interestingly, the same poll found that men are significantly less satisfied with the amount of attention they garner from possible matches on dating apps. Many said they struggle to feel visible on apps like Tinder, and feel ignored or undesirable compared to their female peers.

But at least one expert says the ones who are complaining the most could actually be to blame.

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    Oh

    Young woman in orange top and black bottoms lounging by pool in a quirky Tinder profile from 54 Tinder profiles off the rails.

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    JB
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    K, but that's clever!

    #3

    Idk. Seems Convincing

    Tinder profile with a catfish image and humorous bio in the collection of Tinder profiles that went off the rails.

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    Jenka666
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This passes every known test for humanity.

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    World-renowned relationship therapist, Dr Laura Berman says men tend to assume that women think like they do.

    "In other words, they think women just look at their photos and decide whether or not to swipe left or right," she explains. "Not so. Women are going to spend much more time reading your profile and looking for possible connections and possible red-flags."

    Berman goes on to say men who (regardless of their profile pic) have a low-effort profile, or a profile that feels "dicey" to women, shouldn't be surprised when the right swipes are winning the Tinder Olympics.

    #4

    Its Fate

    Tinder profile parody named Coronavirus 30, with a humorous bio about travel, masks, and taking your breath away.

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    Jenka666
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn’t be funny, but somehow it is

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    #5

    Nailed It!

    Man dressed as Jesus on a Tinder profile humorously pouring red liquid into a wine glass outdoors by the water.

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    Jenka666
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a tiny chance this could be a scam

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    Another mistake the expert says she spots a lot is men portraying bitterness or self-pity in their bios.

    "I see guys on apps like Tinder saying ‘This is silly but why not give it a shot’ or ‘Let’s see if anyone will actually swipe right on a middle-aged dad.’ They think they’re being funny or self-deprecating, but it’s really hard to judge tone online, especially if you don’t know someone, so it just comes off as desperate or negative," warns Berman.

    The therapist shares similar thoughts when it comes to bragging or bravado. Her advice is to just keep it real but be positive.

    #7

    Thoughts?

    Tinder profile of Jonathan, 27, live chat advisor, with an unexpected and shocking About Me message.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taxidermied mum in the basement vibes

    #8

    I Just Created Bio Based On Inspiration From This Sub. What You Guys Think?

    Tinder profile listing pros like cooking automation and McDonald's McNuggets, plus cons including bad photos and zombie apocalypse survival.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦 I was still thinking about the catfish one and understood the 'six feet' as this person has six legs.

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    As Berman stated, tone can be hard to judge when it's written in a bio. So while you may want to come across as funny, it's wise to avoid jokes or quips that read as creepy, scary or insensitive.

    Here's looking at you, Mr "I'll chloroform and rob you." That line probably won't land as well as you might want it to, and could likely have the left swipes piling up faster than you can say "Boo!"

    #10

    She Is The Chosen One!!!!!!!!

    Tinder profile of Mae, 18, with a creative and unusual bio about shrinking and living among mice on Tinder profiles off the rails.

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    #11

    Rate This

    Text about meeting, chatting, and getting to know each other, related to Tinder profiles that went off the rails.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning! Nice Guy Alert! Please Keep Well Clear.

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    #12

    LOL…that’s A Good One!

    Tinder profile text humorously stating taking a break from mental health to focus on Tinder with emojis and age 33 visible.

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    #14

    Just Made This

    Man reaching into kitchen cabinet in a humorous Tinder profile, part of off the rails Tinder profiles collection.

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    #16

    As A Guy, I've Never Wanted To Match With Somebody So Much Before

    Tinder profile of Obi-Wan holding a lightsaber dressed as a Jedi, example of profiles that went off the rails.

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    Jenka666
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he might be lying about his age

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    #17

    How’s My Bio?

    Screenshot of a Tinder profile with a playful bio about clothes made of boyfriend material and a stealable sweater.

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    #18

    Rate My Bio

    Tinder profile listing unusual pros and cons with humor, including piano skills, love of animals, and duck theft joke.

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    #19

    How To Perfectly Utilize Every Tinder Bio Character 101:

    Tinder profile poem by Aaron humorously describing a fall on Heelys and a dramatic love confession on a dating app.

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    Jenka666
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I needs a therapist… And maybe a poetry class?

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    #20

    Rate My Bio?

    Man in a pink shirt posing outdoors with a funny Tinder profile bio showcasing off the rails dating humor.

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    Jenka666
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a bit concerned about the minor in the basement

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    #22

    I Thought This Would Be A Good Bio Until I Had A Girl Match With Me, Provide Actually Feedback Then Unmatched With Me

    Tinder profile text asking for feedback and improvement tips due to lack of matches on dating app.

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    Jenka666
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowledge is power. Hopefully it helped.

    #23

    I Laughed And I Still Swiped Left

    Tinder profile screenshot of Jordan, 24, with an offbeat and darkly humorous dating bio.

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    Jenka666
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a chance he’s telling the truth

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    #24

    Got Peer Pressured Into This, And Really Don't Know What I'm Doing. Send Help

    Young man in a brown jacket sitting with two dogs on a tiled floor in a quirky Tinder profile photo.

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    #25

    I Heard Self-Deprecating Humour In Bio Works. Thoughts?

    Tinder profile bio humor about being single with a joke on Siri and not having an iPhone.

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    #26

    Find Yourself A Girl Who Can Do Both

    Side-by-side Tinder profiles of Kylie, 26, showing contrasting photos in an off the rails dating profile example.

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    #27

    Rate My Bio

    Tinder profile bio with a humorous typo about super likes and matching in a dating app profile example.

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    #28

    Thoughts And Suggestions For Bio?

    Smiling man in a maroon shirt with a humorous Tinder profile text from dating profiles that went off the rails.

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    #29

    A Regret Every Cs Girl Has

    Close-up of a Tinder profile showing a woman wrapped in a blanket with a quirky, off-the-rails bio.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, she didn't cut her teeth with assembly language, that's a hard pass from me

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    #30

    Seems Like A Lot Of Effort

    Tinder profile with a humorous bio stating looking for a cheating boyfriend, illustrating off the rails dating profiles.

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    #31

    Interesting How You Can Share An Account Like This

    Two young men posing inside a wrestling ring featured in quirky Tinder profiles that went off the rails.

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    #32

    The Match Of My Dreams

    Tinder profile parody with humor referencing COVID, travel, hygiene, and romance alongside a beer bottle spider stand.

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    #33

    “New” Version

    Woman with a summer tan and bikini pic in a humorous Tinder profile showing quirky updates for dating app users.

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    #34

    If Only I Was Joking

    Squirrel profile on Tinder with humorous bio about hibernation season and looking for casual connection.

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    #35

    Shout Out To The Breh That Made This Account

    Tinder profile of Count Dracula with red background, dark suit, highlighting bizarre and off the rails dating profiles.

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    #36

    Dude Who Are You Trying To Offend Here Seriously

    Man in gray shirt posing outdoors on a trail, featured in a Tinder profile that went off the rails.

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    #37

    Just Went On Tinder And Saw This Bio... Well I Am No Cute Girl But Holy, That's A Very Nice Idea Xd

    Tinder profile text humorously explaining a rare disease and a quirky request to warm ears for medical reasons.

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    #38

    I’ve Matched With Exactly One Person Who Wasn’t A Bot After A Year Of Owning This App. This Is My Latest Bio, Any Thoughts?

    Tinder profile bio sharing quirky personal details and digital artist skills, showcasing off the rails Tinder profiles.

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    #39

    22 Yr Old Male - Thoughts?

    Tinder profile humor about building a solid foundation for relationships and a bed, showcasing off the rails creativity.

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    #40

    Well That's Interesting

    Tinder profile text listing personal challenges, health issues, and crystal therapy certification plans from off the rails Tinder profiles.

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    #41

    Sarah Sounds Nice

    Tinder profile of Sarah, 21, with an unusual bio full of wild claims and quirky humor from off the rails Tinder profiles.

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    Unicorn
    Community Member
    28 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 2.05 m and 115 kg. I think I'll keep clear.

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    #42

    What Should I Change/Add/Remove? I Feel Like My Bio Needs Work. 22 M USA, For Reference

    Tinder profile with humorous bio mentioning laughing at own jokes, Disney obsession, and dad joke connoisseur.

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    #43

    When She Puts Her Red Flags Up Immediately

    Tinder profile showing interests and a controversial bio with dating app swipe buttons below the text.

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    #44

    Why Are People Like This

    Tinder profile of Virginia 19 listing unique minimum requirements for swiping right and dating preferences.

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    #45

    Wait. Italian & What?

    Text from a Tinder profile stating preferences including love for food, Italian cuisine, and dogs, reflecting off the rails dating humor.

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    #46

    Thoughts? Male In Mid 20s

    Tinder profile with a humorous bio about blowing glass and handling hot stuff for dating profiles that went off the rails.

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    #47

    Reward For Worst Tinder Bio Of The Year Goes To!

    Text post from a Tinder profile with poetic and dramatic language describing a dark, intense emotional scene.

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    #48

    Tinder Bio Feedback?

    Tinder profile bio of a biomedical engineering major joking about cloning and confidently unzipping genes.

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    #49

    Excuse Me???

    Photo of a Tinder profile showing a bisexual woman and brother/sister seeking open minded people, illustrating off the rails profiles.

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    #50

    It’s You I Wanna Fill Up Not Your Car Babe

    Tinder profile of Lauren, 26, showing a bold bio demanding tea and petrol, part of off the rails Tinder profiles.

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    #52

    Look At This A**bag

    Tinder profile of Bruce, 33, showing a delivery driver with controversial bio, part of Tinder profiles that went off the rails.

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    JB
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure if he's one to talk. He's basically the human equivalent of a whole wheat bun.

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    #53

    Is This The Longest Sentence On Tinder? P.s. You Must Own A House To Proceed

    Tinder profile of a single mother describing her life, kids, and qualities she seeks in a partner on dating app.

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    #54

    Men Complain About Not Getting Matches But Their Bios Are This…

    Tinder profile of Nathan, 32, detailing strict dating preferences and fitness interests in a casual, bold tone.

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