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If you're in a long-term relationship with someone, you two will argue, it's written in the Bible. The trick is to avoid fighting over meaningless stupid things, reserving your energy for dialogues that can change your everyday life for the better. Sadly, it's easier said than done. Recently, people started sharing the ridiculous things couples fight about, hilariously poking fun at the times everyone just could have kept their mouths shut.

Reading the stories under the hashtag #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout, it's evident that we often lose our cool and get angry over completely stupid things. What are things that couples fight about exactly, you ask? Well, from correctly placing a roll of toilet paper to deciding who is more tired, these situations perfectly describe every relationship ever. Scroll down to chuckle at the stupid disagreement that shouldn't exist in the first place and upvote your favorite couples arguing about absolutely nothing.

#1

The Number One Cause Of Constant Fighting In A Relationship

The Number One Cause Of Constant Fighting In A Relationship

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Crazy Dog Lady
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have a rule that saves us I swear. Our rule is that if you say no to one place then you have to offer another place. Your only participation can't be criticism.

Monika
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

very smart solution, would never work with my temper tho.

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Beth McFadden
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is me, I'm sorry to say. It's a lot easier to decide what I don't feel like eating, than what I actually want. We do not fight about it, though.

Sancha Fung
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one happens with everyone of any age

coraline meyers
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it me and my bf do that so much he only eats olive garden and I like homemade stuff (or mc Donalds but still)

Tami Picken
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whenever my boyfriend asks me where to eat i just say "sure let's go". 1 because i'm not a picky eater. 2 because i love my food. 3 doing that will make you have food faster than arguing about it for an hour. 4 you won't break up over food.

pusheen buttercup
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The silverware drawer. My love's crazy-a*s silverware drawer organizing system. So long as it's a fork and it goes with the forks...! It's the same size fork! We have too many forking forks! O.O

Echo
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just love Stich. Now I gotta go watch my copy of Lilo and Stich. Thanks internet.

Laura Sherman
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Got this one from a Meme but it's perfect. He never cares where we eat, so we play a game, He asks me to guess where we are going and I say the first place that comes to mind. I guess right every time :)

Maria Suppe
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

is that already worth a fight??!

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    #2

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About - Pant Rights

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About - Pant Rights

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does one person still have to "wear the pants"? I really hope not (says the single person...).

    Erin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully you both wear pants. You wouldn't want to be arrested now, would you?

    Ben S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find things are more enjoyable if neither person wears any pants...(at home, of course) :)

    Fye
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most important thing is that I need a girlfriend above all !!

    Opelouis Ackyan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know who really wears the pants, haha.

    #3

    Funny Couple's Fights

    Funny Couple's Fights

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    Pamela24
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I hate this so much. I feel like this is what brings us together, that we only have this experience with each other, that it's "our" show.

    Charlotte Brine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, hun couples in a relationship should have more than just a tv show in common to keep their relationship together!

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    Victor Calamity
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't fight about it...but my wife has watched several more episodes of "Stranger Things" than I have, and I have to be careful I don't overhear spoilers when she's talking about it on the phone with her mother

    Brandon Collinsworth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started watching Mr. Robot, my wife walked in on the second episode and got mad and said she wanted to watch it. So we started watching it, then she got bored with it and didn't want to watch it, a few months later I start watching it again and wife walks in and asks me why I am watching it without her. This was a year ago, I still have not seen Mr Robot.

    Jim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched a show without her once, we started from the beginning so she could watch it but spent the entire time on her phone.

    Kai Lee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! *HE* binge watched three episodes of Stranger Things without me - definate and reasonable basis for divorce

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely not done in our home. Verboten. Actual infidelity might be more acceptable.

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When its your favorite too!!!!

    Tracy Sellars
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this to my other half. Watched the last episode of GOF without him. He was not impressed.

    Kerri Russ
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does that but only in the guise of previewing and making sure I want to see it because I'm much more picky about the movie I want to see and he doesn't mind watching things twice. He never spoils.

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    #4

    The Toilet Paper Debate

    The Toilet Paper Debate

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    mocochang
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never understand why people prefer the way shown of the 2nd pic. It's not practical...

    Alberto Alves
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have cats at home the first one is much more easy to destroy.

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    Daniel Losinger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never get involved with someone who places toilet paper with the leading edge against the wall. That is nonsense. That is like putting knives in the kitchen drawer with the handles at the back of the drawer.

    Phillip Moderow
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    7 years ago

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    You can search and search and when you finally find someone who's good enough for you, you probably won't be good enough for her.

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    Troux
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the left is more ergonomic as it's simply closer to you. More importantly, the one on the left is more hygienic, since the paper falls forward, so both the paper and your hand are less likely to touch the wall. Even more hygienic would be a proper holder which sets the roll apart from the wall rather than falling against it.

    Catori
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my mum would argue about this until I pointed out how expensive hotels do it my way ....and in that moment she was converted lol

    Mont
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 2nd pic is the wrong way so there shouldn't be any fights about it.

    Brittany Cash
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily my husband and I don't argue about this. The first pic wins.

    Julie Partridge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grab the toilet paper, pull the insert thingy off the holder, and place the new roll. I don't even pay attention to which way the paper is going. My husband does the same thing. As long as there's toilet paper, I'm happy.

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The patent application for the toilet roll holder shows the paper hanging over the front, like the first photo. That's my ammo for winning that particular discussion.

    Hazel Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the hygiene argument, it's still rubbing against the wall whatever way you put it?

    Troux
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you have a proper offset holder which doesn't fall against the wall. 41Tl8QPWTL...b5781b.jpg 41Tl8QPWTL_SL500_AC_SS350_-5a68953b5781b.jpg

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    #5

    The Shopping Disaster

    The Shopping Disaster

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    Ntosh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has taught me to be specific when asking him to bring something at home, right down to the measurements if possible. Otherwise he will buy what he thought was right, even though he never saw me buy it before, and it would make me angry that and he would not understand. So to save us all and to retain peace at home, we must be specific ladies; brand, color, size, weight, the aisle where to find it if you can remember it. This way he will always bring what you asked for, no fights

    John Ashley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly!!! Why does it take so long for (some... most?) women to understand that we men can not read your minds?

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    SnoopyCereal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you live with only 1 potato?

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some=more than one, less than 30

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live alone, but I just buy a bag of potatoes. They're not a fragile food!

    Becca Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Classic male avoidance of emotional labour

    Celestial Lynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a cashier, it makes me scratch my head when I see someone with a big family go through and buy a single potatoe, or a single pepper, or a single avocado or a single onion or... you get the point. It happens a lot. Like, why???

    Hanna Byström
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Single avocados, onions and peppers I can understand, in a big family there's always someone who doesn't like one or the other and the goods are easily damaged. But single potatoes? Haha that's interesting, what would they want just one for? Many things are usually a "side dish/ingredient" but potatoes is such a big part of the plate. :) Being single myself however, I often buy just 1 apple, orange etc or I'll just forget to eat the last ones before they go bad. Plus, it gives me a nice reason to talk a healthy 20min walk to the store, and buy another fruit! Fresh walks, fresh fruit. A good combo! :))

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    Ousama Tarazi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once in a small town a wife asked her man to go to the grocery store to buy detergent, he asked the store owner, the owner said well of course you just have to tell me is it for washing machine that fills from the top or the front, the man went back home and asked his wife, she said from the top, so he goes back to the store and tells him from the top, you just have to tell me is it for color or white clothing, the man went back home and asked his wife, she said for colors , so he goes back to the store and tells him for colord, you just have to tell me is it for delecet or regular fabric the man went back home and asked his wife, she said regular fabric, so he goes back to the store and tells him for regular, the owner said you just have to tell me is it powder or liquid detergent , the man went back home and asked his wife, she said liquid , so he goes back to the store and finds a naked man carrying a toilet and yelling "THIS IS MY A*S AND THIS IS THE TOILET I NEED TOILET PAPER"

    Betty Gohr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you get cereal do you get a couple of those individual serving bows?

    Esther
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just show a text picture of what I need to my boyfriend.

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    #6

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens all the time. My boyfriend does not care what we should watch, then I choose something to watch and less than 5 minutes later he stops watching and complains that he does not like that and then I have to let him choose. Because of that we have seen all episodes of Mythbusters probably over 3 times... :D

    Say_cheeeese
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come u know? Stop spying on my daily life!

    Danny Giusa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no respect for the passions of your partner, huh? :P

    #7

    Toilet Paper - Constant Debate

    Toilet Paper - Constant Debate

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    Ntosh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please if someone has an answer to this one, please let me know I need to know.

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like putting empty milk bottles back in the fridge !!

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    Susan Shelton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I taught my grandson to put a new roll on the back of the toliet when old roll was running out and he does pretty good job of. LOL. He should he's 6.

    Astrid Huyghe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk i live on my own and i to have trouble with that, its just easier to pick a new rol and put it next to the dispenser than to put it IN the dispenser

    Greg T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer right on top of the old roll, the gap between the empty roll and the wall is a perfect fit. Almost like it was planned that way.....hhmmmmmm

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    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I'm sorry, this makes me INSANE. The TP is literally right there. You can change the roll while you're literally still on the pot. JUST DO IT!!

    Trisha Dragon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because people treat "I'll do it later" like its a right when it should be an earned privilege. You don't get to do things "in a minute", "in a few" or "later" until you've proven you can deliver results. If you don't get things done reliably you don’t get to postpone anything. Thats how it works. People who can deliver can put things off. The rest of us haven't earned that.

    Capermom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about the people who leave ONE sheet on the roll as a lame-a*s excuse for not replacing it..?!?

    Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We blame it on the "stumpy y chromosome." There was a lot of valuable information that broke off that leg!

    Toni Carroll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep the opened roll out of reach. He might get the idea to put it on the holder

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in our house, this problem is solved along with the over-or-under tp problem: whoever replaces the roll gets to choose whether it's over or under. and no one else can change it.

    Jeannie Carle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT JUST MEN! Omigosh!!!!!!!!!! How hard can it BE????

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    #8

    Fuel For A Fight

    Fuel For A Fight

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    Jonathan Bruford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SO is still pissed at me for something i did in a dream in '04

    SnoopyCereal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You went without me on the cruise... yEAH IT WAS A DREAM BUT"

    Jim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got dumped because I cheated on her in a dream, 12 years of child support and no visitation later.

    Potato
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girlfriend keeps dreaming that I cheated on her and she gets super mad at me.

    Steve Ustin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkRNSg0MY04&t=6s

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse when he is moaning and groaning and rock hard so you wake him for a bit and he would rather the dream. True sad story

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    #9

    The Inevitable Temperature Fight

    The Inevitable Temperature Fight

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    Ally Holloway
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this doesn't seem stupid to me. your level of comfort isn't stupid. although it's easier to fix being cold-put on a jacket, get under a blanket etc.

    Shari H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reverses at a certain age.

    Jim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put on a damned hoody and turn down the heat, unless you have a young child, make it comfortable and suck it up.

    Joelyn Kitzmiller
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby and I are opposite of this 😂

    René Haller
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Touch each other, so you both get a better temperature!

    Kristel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am always cold. My partner is always hot. He doesn't mind my cold body. So problem solved :-). Don't have to deal with this one luckily!

    Capermom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always. Just the other way around... LOL...!!

    Nona Bgo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's the other way around, I'm always hot and he's always cold :))

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    #10

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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    Hans
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one happy dog! (wbo eventually chooses)

    Victor Calamity
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That IS a stupid argument...the dog, of course

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is TOO FUNNY ! The dog gets the right side, of course. Dumb question.

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog does that in the morning!!! Arghhhh how to get it to stop?????

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teach the down command and use it every time the dog gets in the bed. The dog will learn that the bed is off limits.

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    Dan H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so they have a video camera watching their bed.......

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No dog. But the cat gets the middle.

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AWWWWwww... I love german shepherds. They can be real good dogs. I love how their ears scrunch too when they're trying to be cute. It goes from traffic cone to... ear origami.

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks the gods my dog sleeps more than i do, i have to wake him like that.

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    #11

    There's Always A Reason To Fight

    There's Always A Reason To Fight

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    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this conversation makes me see life in another way... SO IS WATER WET OR NOT??????

    Lora Mad
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think of "wet" as the opposite of "dry"... Water cannot be wet, because it can never be dry :D

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    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like saying sand is sandy, or salt it salty.... actually I think I just confused myself even more...

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a fight when there's toilet paper to argue about?

    ~Ravenclaw~ OwO
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Water isn't wet. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being. We, or our possessions, 'get wet'.

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is he a dot, or is he a speck? when he's underwater, does he get wet? or does the water get him instead? nobody knows - Particle Man.

    Geoff Pierce
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wetness is the measurement of cohesiveness between something and H2O, H2O is cohesive with H2O, therefore water is wet.

    Geoff Pierce
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wetness is the measurement of cohesion between a surface and H2O, therefore since H2O is cohesive with H2O, water is wet.

    Mangoes'nRum
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My two penny bits - Wet, damp or muggy, humid etc., is a unique physical sensation for a person created when a space (or material) is covered/ contains more liquid than its natural dry state at relative reference surrounding conditions such as, for example, average atmospheric conditions at sea level (a sample reference). A bucket of water at these sample reference conditions cannot contain more water than it should, ergo, it's not wet. When I immerse a cloth in water, it is not wet, because under water, the cloth is supposed to be surrounded and saturated by water in those conditions. When I raise the cloth out of the water and into the air, it is still saturated with water, but the surrounding environment i.e. the air does not have that much water, so the cloth is wet.

    Jordy Star
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Household cleaners are clean XD :]

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    #12

    The Trash Combat

    The Trash Combat

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I generally take the trash out about 4 seconds before she needs to throw something away...drives her nuts

    Pablo Savy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because TEAM-WORK... One takes the garbage out, meanwhile the other puts a new bag. Time saving.

    Patience Oloo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is literally a sibling thing too.

    Jimmy Rustled
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put your roll of garbage bags in bottom of garbage can

    Laura Sherman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope this is not a fight. No garbage bag = put a new one in. It's that simple.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens at work ALL. THE. TIME.

    Elise Mon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we don't have any arguments about this, but it's surely annoying sometimes ..not me or him being lazy, ATTITUDE does matter

    Maike
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the role of bags in teh bin, the olde one out, the new one is nearly in just open, fix, ready

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    #13

    What. Do. You. Want?

    What. Do. You. Want?

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    baz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pizza... gross?? she is dumb, not you..

    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm going to get ______. Do you want any?" That is the way to avoid this whole conversation.

    Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did this so often on our date nights we finally made a list of the places we wanted to go and put it in my phone. Now we just argue over who has to pick!

    SexyEggPlant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .-. well you dont know cuz you dont like anything!?

    Susan Shelton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take the b**check to McDonalds.

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    #14

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    funpun32 Report

    Greg T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Alexa, bathroom light on 10%" technology has saved my marriage...

    Amazon07
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever goes to bed last turns the light off. No-brainer!

    Kristel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phillips Hue! Problem solved. Just put the lights off (and on) via your cellphone!

    Dyesce
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rock paper scissors saved my marriage over this.

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My conversation with sister "Hey turn the lights off" "you go!" "Go close it Waffles!!" P.s. Waffle is my dog

    Elise Mon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who the last come in, he/she should do it

    Capermom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still a problem these days..??? LOL...!!

    Night Gaunt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoever it was that was last in bed should have turned it off before getting into bed

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    #15

    It's Always The Fries

    It's Always The Fries

    ROSVNNV Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A smart guy always buys extra fries. ;)

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me sooo mad! Not just McDonalds though. Just any type of food that gets eaten, even though the person stealing that denied to order something. I F*UCKING LOVE MY FOOOOOOOD!!

    Xenia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy to understand: shy tried to resist and gave up...However I would not eat his food

    Laura Sherman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's McD's I always ask for a large Fry because I know I'm week when it comes to the Fries.

    Brónagh Synnott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just buy extra fries...you welcome :)

    John Ashley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This goes along with wanting to try some of your food. If you wanted what I got, why didn't you order that instead of what you did order? When my SO and I started seeing each other, she did this repeatedly and it irritated me no end. She doesn't do it any more... but then it's been 40+ years since then.

    René Haller
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because when you ask me, if I want fries, I think with my brain: no McD food is not healthy. When you bring home fries and eat them in front of me, I can see and smell the fries, the sensory impressions override the logic thinking an just can think about eating some fries :-D Hope that helps for understanding.

    Betty Gohr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he doesn't know that I'm going to eat some fries after 30+ years, there's a deeper problem

    Jenn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just get some extra fries, I dont why people say no, just frigging eat them!

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    #16

    Silence, You Hog

    Silence, You Hog

    kissdeliciouss Report

    Chris Pitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    loud might be the name of a band that the partner breathes in time to.

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    Julie Partridge
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't fight with him on this, just make him roll over & bump him to make him stop. He's usually asleep so he doesn't remember

    Devon Daquelente
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. I'll try to not breath from now on

    Jamal W
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This GIF is perfect lmaoooooo

    Susan Shelton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I would give to hear him breathing again in my ear. Hope you never loose the person you love to Cancer.

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    #17

    That's Me, For Sure

    That's Me, For Sure

    birdaileen Report

    Jim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She shakes me awake "baby, I can't sleep, can you"? I was asleep, thanks.

    Maike
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    especially if you have kids. beeing tired with babies- whole other level...

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    #18

    JUST Asking

    JUST Asking

    hardtruth4real Report

    Kamisama
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD I know, right? How do you even reply to that? "Oh no, they came with the shoes"

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    Andie Casey
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About anything - Is this out for a reason? Are you still using this? Is this something you need?I'm a master -

    Sphinx905
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...coat hanging on the chair when there's a coat hanger right there?

    #19

    White Lies

    White Lies

    Miacortesse Report

    Rhonnda Oliver
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the top ten rules of coupledom. Do not ask a question you don't want and honest answer to

    Pacy Xx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a rule of life in general

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    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is when (most) gals are speaking their own language. What it (usually) really means is "I feel bad about myself. Please tell me you find me attractive." Acceptable responses whether your girlfriend is obese or not: "You look very attractive." "You don't seem like you gained any weight to me." "I like your outfit." If she's hoping for honesty: "That garment doesn't flatter you as much as 'this' one does." (bring an alternate suggestion!) "I would say that looks a little uncomfortable." "I really like you when you're being yourself." I personally never want to hear "you always look beautiful to me!" because it feels it doesn't sound objective about the specific question of the outfit "today", the one currently going on this time. (Now if you are genuinely concerned about the weight, that's a whole different matter. Otherwise!) you're welcome ;D

    SexyEggPlant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is with this question? .-. its awful

    Yana La
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fat" and "great" are not mutually exclusive though.

    Debbie Grona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this dress make my hips look wide? No, dear, it's the tacos that make you look wide.

    Capermom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I NEVER asked hubs that question. That's what besties are for...

    Potato
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she knows she looks fat, why ask? And to be honest I'm annoyed if I'm asking someone their honest opinion and all they do is sugar coat things. Not every positive answer is sugar coating of course, but quite a lot of people seem to do it.

    Chase Howard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Į said this to my bf once, he said No, I said I do,he said if still f**k you either way so... Yup... -///- he knows how to win arguments...

    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reply to that question with "shut the f**k up"! You will still get in a fight, but at least for a different reason.

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do I look fat?" "hmmmm" "GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANWSER OR PAY!!!!"

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    #20

    The Charger Fight

    The Charger Fight

    AngRod78 Report

    mocochang
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have this issue since I have multiple chargers distributed around my house + purse + workplace. If I have only one, it will never be where I need it...

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on this topic, I can fight with anyone tbh

    mbergen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a busy household, four adult children (two living at home) and a lot of friends/family stopping by. Our chargers were always going missing and ending up in strange places like the plug BEHIND the couch (someone liked charging their phone while using it and watching TV it turned out). We finally bought a couple wall receptacles with built in USB charging ports. Never had an issue charging our phones or tablets again.

    P.Brux FHell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS. I spend the weekends with my BF, and I try to bring my iPad fully charged. When THAT doesn't happen, it's war.

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    #21

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    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    monalisa4068 Report

    Mikleo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The combination of both.

    Victor Calamity
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect that THAT is worth fighting over

    Capermom
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an actual THING..?!? Sad.

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    #22

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    AdamCPeck Report

    Daniel Losinger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is possible to buy bathtub plumbing that automatically switches back to tub mode when you turn off the water. It is very simple and works on water pressure (or the lack of it).

    PsychoPrincess
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine used to just go back down but lately it gets stuck and often forgotten about

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    Tiari
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure I get this one. Are there really people who take a bath in the morning? Or why is the shower option bad?

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The water always starts out cold. You let it run in the bathtub until it warms up (1-4 minutes, depending on your water heater and plumbing), then pull the lever (or switch) to reroute the water through the shower head. If you have older fixtures, the faucet will stay in the shower position when you turn it off (it's not obvious by looking at it quickly/without glasses). Then, the next person assumes the faucet was returned to the bathtub setting, and gets a blast of cold water on their face.

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    Celestial Lynx
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t have a spouse but my younger brother does the same thing and it drives me absolutely insane.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just couples, anyone who has to share a bathroom.

    Devon Daquelente
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is your own fault. You should be expecting that it's set to shower. You are an adult.

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    #23

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    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    MineGreenEyes Report

    Dan H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Police have also concluded that this was a justifiable homicide

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    should have stopped at no... xD then with a possible "do you want some water" or something.

    #24

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    ayedunno Report

    Hallak65
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The struggle is real when we choose "fall asleep" movie. If it is too good, we can't sleep it over, if it is boring we don't start at all.

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    #25

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    AAskelson Report

    Shari H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagree. If I sound even a little bit less than ecstatic hubs starts in with "what's wrong?" and when I say nothing he tells me I sound upset. I say I'm fine and he argues with me about it until I'm pissed. I WAS fine, now I'm sick of you telling me I'm not! Get the hint, even if I'm not fine if I say I'm fine, leave me alone!

    Jess Harvie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I just say guys sometimes do this too

    Tracey Chananie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freaked out; Insecure; Neurotic; Emotional - FINE!

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't we just say "I'm tired and I need some quiet alone time." or "I'm in a crappy mood, but it's not because you, about you, or something I'm ready to discuss with you."

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is wrong. You shouldn't have to ask. You should know what's wrong. ("But you just said nothing is wrong!")

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    #26

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    DanaBougon Report

    Bernadette Martínez Hernández
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be me. Spiders are to be respected members of the household

    Noctis Nix
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't kill them either. I just don't want them in my house. Don't you know how to use a cup and paper? It's more like kicking them out. Not murdering them. Damn dude.

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I first thought Spider's name is DANA.

    Blue Cicada
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, who will eat the unwanted bugs if you kill the spider?

    SoLàlà
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they respect their boundaries, i'm totally with Dana!

    Beth McFadden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, yes. BF believes all bugs must be squashed immediately. I either let them go about their business, or if I think they'll starve in the house, I take them outside to find more bugs to eat.

    kjukju
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just accidentally kill one by seat on it this morning at the toilet..and it's a big one..nasty..

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we would more argue over who has to kill the spider this time. I don't want anywhere near that thing! Neither does my love- just as big of a scaredy cat! xD (He says he's not scared. He totally is.) We know it's irrational. Still O_O But bees however... bees we try to save.

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nooope, dana's wrong...spiders in the house die

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    #27

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    philster115 Report

    ukoms
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it was! There are two major Christmas movies - Die Hard and Home Alone. Period.

    Montanna K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is a Christmas movie. it takes place around Christmas so obviously

    Darryl Kerrigan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is! It's about a man not letting anything stop him from seeing his kids on Christmas. It has a Christmas intro song and everything.

    Pam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a man thing not a couples thing...mostly because it is NOT a Christmas movie just because it takes place around Christmas time!! Die Hard is never on during the holiday season. Lies...all lies!!

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    #28

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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    pumpkinheadrd Report

    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave this to Google lol

    Elise Mon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i left this to my bae .. im just not good with directions

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad will get directions from someone and then change them are to suit him and then we end up even more lost.

    ivan bolitekurac
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just f****n google it and click on directions

    PsychoPrincess
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no no no no no no!!!! Google maps is the reason I'm $250 bucks out for an appointment with a dermatologist. Have u ever forgotten to specify whether u ment street or blvd. If u mystype in google search it corrects you but if u don't specify street or whatever u get taken to where it thinks u wanna go and doesn't correct you or ask u when u dont make it clear.

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    #29

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Sb_spark Report

    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a "dream". Not a "reality".

    ICanSORelate
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this happens with an insecure person, though - may The Force be with you. In 2002....such a thing took place. It was all I could do to go GROCERY SHOPPING without having to undergo a polygraph and va-j-j swab upon my return. Spoiler: We broke up in 2003 (#GloryBe)

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    #30

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    EllenTrailerDog Report

    Kristel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have pets. It's more who my niece likes best! Me or him. My nephew likes us equal, but my niece being still young, she changes her mind every them we see her haha. But in the end it is pretty equal I guess.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dog loves me best. The end. He knows it, too!

    #31

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Johnsense38 Report

    Zach
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one pronounce "graphic" (what the G stands for) ?

    queen...<3
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Zach
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be easy, how do you pronounce graphic?

    Elise Mon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes i say 'the picture that moving' ..

    Daniel Losinger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who invented it (Steve Wilhite) pronounces it as “Jif.”

    Joe Sauer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pronounce it with the G, and don't give a s**t if you pronounce it with a soft G. Its like people calling it soda pop, pop, soda or just a damn coke.

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    #32

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    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    SnapDad42 Report

    EJ Halle
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hawaiian pizza is the BEST. Yum 😋

    Jim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hawaiian is the best pizza, if she disagrees, there is the door.

    Zinti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People can't just order pineapple on half the pizza?

    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza...ever

    Tracy Sellars
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as bad as pineapple in coleslaw

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    #33

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    PollyJames Report

    Týna Ef
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just why? I crack the egg and throw the shel away...what the hell is this?! :-D

    Shari H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because egg shells go in the compost heap, not the trash can, and it is easier to carry 12 - 18 shells out at once. Also, you can compost the cardboard carton.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can contaminate the other eggs. Food poisoning

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What??? Why would anyone do this??? Does he put back used tissue too?

    Susan Shelton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do that, I don't know why, but I do that too.

    Hotdogking
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad does this. Me and my mum always complain about it

    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't leave shells in the carton when you're done, that's nastyness...

    SexyEggPlant
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i d do this if i didnt have access to a trash can

    d bradley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not only stupid but possibly sickening..... how can you sell those eggs by the tens!!!!!!!!!!

    Greg T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is acceptable only when the stove-top is far from the trash can, then only as a temporary transport vessel to the trash can. Just my opinion (that my wife gave me) :-)

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    #34

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    chellemybell22 Report

    porcupine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I can’t have been snoring. I’ve been awake this whole time!”

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be sleep apnoea, have a doctor check it out.

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I record my wife snoring for incontrovertible proof. HA !

    #35

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    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    CharlieCrusan Report

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, how did you hear the second line then? :P

    John Myers
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time he was doing something else and wasn't actively engaged in listening. He was watching TV, reading, or playing a game and his attention was focused on that. The second time, he was actively engaged in listening, and focusing on trying to hear the conversation. This is why I always start out of room conversations with "hey you ".

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    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife does that to me all the time. I never answer until we're face-to-face. If she doesn't, then it must not have been important, right ?

    FreckledFox
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE'S the mumbler... If you don't have enough conviction to just say it, don't say it.

    #36

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    Stupid Things Couples Fight About

    coastalcat3 Report

    Shana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "When the cat is cute, she's mine. When the litter box needs cleaning or if she's sick... she's yours." Yup... :P (Bf really did say "look at OUR kitty, so adorable" once and another time it was "ew YOUR cat puked again"... He loves them nonetheless though, he just can't clean the litter box)

    Melissa Caywood
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say things like that all the time about my kids. "Our kids are so cute when they're asleep." vs. "Your son got mustard on my recliner!"

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    Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We solved the problem and had the teenage boy adapt that as one of his chores after he chipped EVERY SINGLE PLATE unloading the dishwasher.

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    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The aliens might be unable to understand the concept of liking someone. Maybe the first aliens here will be the BORG!

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    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to wear the dress, not let the dress wore you hun'

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical thing my husband would say to compliment me and then wonder why I look like Grumpy Cat. 😂

    Pranas Teišerskis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the correct way would be "you make that dress look pretty" :)

    ICanSORelate
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the correct scenario is an attention-seeking insecure spouse....who gleans any iota of self-esteem from the presentation of a compliment. Sheesh

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    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whomever wins this one also takes the blame for being late.

    Jim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drivers need to drive and passengers need to passeng, it means don't distract the person with your life in their hands.

    Amber Oppenheimer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the damn time. Your route home is dumb... no it's not... yes it is

    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A straight line. No, wait. That was a geometry question.

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    Greg T
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (and it's a family picture of an old neighbor that lives on the other side of the country, with her husband and kids)

    Potato
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that this passes the point of being funny and is actually a big problem.

    Lilian Teeuw
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my SO would do that, I think it won't last. I don't need that kind of distrust in my life.

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    Celina
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mother and Father do this all the time. Mostly Mom brings it up. She creates fights out of nothing as well.

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    Erin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom keeps the house at 62. You get used to it after a while.

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    Zinti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see how this could start a fight. I wouldn't like to be monitored and controlled like that. But on the opposite end, 63 is too cold and would be expensive to maintain.

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    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha!!! Good one! IKEA's instructions are blueprints for divorces or worse, and only the most savage ikea fans are qualified to navigate the instruction hazards... the bigger the item, the bigger the threat.

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    Joanne M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooh this one is easy! If making it with a teabag in a cup then milk second, If making it from a Teapot, milk first!

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what kind of monster puts the milk in before?

    Hanni
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before. If the milk is off it will curdle when you pour the hot tea on it. It does not work the other way around because the tea lost some heat in the teacup.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brew the tea in a pot, then choose which you want first in your own cup. In a mug, if you want the tea to brew properly, no milk til it's strong enough to drink.

    Erin Sheppard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking in the fridge... lol.

    Jenn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does it matter?! goes down the same way.......

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    Shana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda unfair when the driver uses the car way more for work etc and can already listen to whatever he wants every day :P (My bf is kinda addicted to 1 cd at the moment and he plays it pretty much nonstop so.... I just want to listen to some other music for the few times I'm in the car with him :P )

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    Jim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driver if it's the radio, passenger if it's an iPod or phone plugged into the radio.

    Dixon's Mama
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driver picks the music, passenger shuts his cake hole 😂

    Potato
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an important thing to fight over! I hate listening to music I don't like. Luckily we have very similar music taste with my girlfriend.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My car, I control music and heat/AC. No matter who's driving. Driver gets the front cup holder.

    Kc Stroup
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband always asks me what do I want to listen to, and never argues about it.

    Becca Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

    Gornot
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely always the driver. Music or other forms of media such as poscasts or audiobooks, as well as music they are not familiar or interested in but might be forced to listen to it creates an irritating distraction from the road.

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    Jim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got in trouble because I didn't yell during arguments, I clearly didn't love her enough to be passionate during a fight....

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    Dr. Cheri Hayes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have this problem with my husband. I do all the laundry, and he's just grateful he doesn't have to. :-)

    Lydia Curio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zactly. If someone cares more than the other about how a chore/task is done, *they* should do it themselves and stop bitching/nagging the other to do it *their* way. (that's why I do the all the laundry and the dishes.) no fighting. I'm happy, he's happy. One couple was complaining to us that one of them loaded the dishwasher wrong, and i said, then you do it the ''right'' way and your partner can have the task of emptying it and putting the dishes away, and they went :O gooood idea!! lol.

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    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost come to physical blows when I fold and put away laundry, but don't match his 900 pairs of identical white socks by how "Worn"they are at the top and the toes.

    Beth Arriaga
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. He'd be doing and folding all his own dang socks at that point. I am happy to the laundry for my family, but if they complain, I'm out.

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    Devon Daquelente
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was never able to fold towels correctly so I just decided to ask her how she did it and learned what is actually the right way to do it, and we are both happy :-)

    SoLàlà
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend always folds his shirts the usual way and mine are just 'quartered'... I hope you know what i mean. When i asked him why he just answered: they're too small, it's annoying. Guess i should eat more

    Karen Stauffer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The towels: fold them lengthwise FIRST, and that way when you take one out to hang it up you dont need to unfold and refold it first. Yet he ALWAYS does the opposite!

    Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I each do our own laundry. That started when he dried an item that now fits an 8yo. If he folds my laundry it takes me a week to locate it--pajama tops hanging, t-shirts folded wrong, & don't get me started on the bath towels with the tags poking out...

    Kristel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just use Sheldon's folding board! Everything is folded exactly the same (size)!

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    Susan Shelton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who pays the electric bill or the gas bill gets to choose the temperature.

    Kristel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily we both want it +- at 20 degrees Celsius

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    Tim Duenkel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one who believes it is necessary to make the bed shall make the bed.

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let it air or it'll be damp when you get in next

    Zinti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex worked swings and slept until 11am. I was out of the house by 7am. He was always FURIOUS that I didn't make the bed and thought it was so unfair that he "had to do it". -_-

    John Myers
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making the bed traps moisture under the sheets and is healthy. Just leave the bed unmade.

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    sexy_scorpio_3MD
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just ask the other if they want the left over or not, sometimes you can change your mind and not want it, and if the other person wants it then sure why not, better than wasting the food.

    Zinti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a lot of these could be prevented by some clear communication. "Hey, can I eat this?" "No, I want it." "Okay."

    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. Who eats the fastest gets the most. Amen.

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    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who gets the "good" controller even though they are Identical!!

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I got Mario everytime and my sister had to learn to live with it.

    Lisa Reuss
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you fight over which video game character to be, you're not old enough to be in a relationship with a person.

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    Night Gaunt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless you from not taking your kids to the grocery store

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is NOT a stupid thing to fight over!!!!!!

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    serena
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have definitely said this.

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am not yelling at you, you were yelling at me!"

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    Jim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get a dirty look if I even reach for it, it's like taking a toy away from a big mean animal.

    d bradley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the remote is called "THE POWER" in our house. we don't ask where the remote is we ask where is the power?

    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just a couple thing. Families too. The more siblings the deadlier.

    Devon Daquelente
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Dad gets home from work the remote is his. That's the way granddad did it, that's how my dad did it, and that's how we do it at my house. Everyone knows the deal and is usually happy with it, but I'm easily bribed with candy.

    Kristel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if he wants to watch car-related tv-shows. Other than that, we have pretty much the same taste!

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    Taryn Wallace
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's funny that this same thing has shown up 5 times just in different words

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    Heather Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this but with other movies and tv shows. Husband hates it.

    Kristel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! Talking during the movie (or tv-show) and me asking questions. While we both see the movie or episode for the first time. So he doesn't know either, but I still ask!

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    Jim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would p**s me off.

    Rapunzel Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I hate that tho but I do it sometimes tdh

    Aurica Hess
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talking during movies or episodes..ugh.

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    Rebecca Cote
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We do this, we also switch off every day. And if one of us forgets and the other has to do it, the person who forgot to do it has to do it 2 days in a row :)

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    Kamisama
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not picking sides here but if I were- I'm on Ross' side. THEY WERE ON A BREAK

    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He still should have just told her he didn't read the letter.

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    Aurica Hess
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A break is not the same as a breakup, people. Stop this, it's NOT okay.

    Samantha Phoenix
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She shouldn't have asked for the break. She thought he'd just sit at home like a loser obsessing over her. She played herself.

    Pam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were definitely on a break but i probably would've been pissed too

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    SoLàlà
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm too polite to argue about things like that :-(

    Lydia Curio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we argue over who is giving it to the other. You can have it. No you. No, you! You have it. You sure?? yes, it's yours, I ate more than you did today.

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't pizza be cut into an even number of slices?

    Tiari
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just order two pizzas?

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our family, it's "He what eats the fastest gets the mostest."

    Vlad Horobet
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how 2 people argue over a slice of pizza. Pizza comes sliced in even slices, equal for everyone of the pair.

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    Kathy Estepp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it really only matters in the middle of the night so i don't "fall in" while half asleep!

    Potato
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually the only reason this can be a problem, haha. But growing up my mom always wanted us all to leave it fully closed, because it looks better. She even got automatic lids that close themselves.

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    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When women are in a hurry to use the can and the seat is down there's no effort involved. When the seat is up, there's actually very little effort involved in putting it down. All that needs to be done is for the seat to be flipped gently away from the tank. Because of the way the toilet seat is hinged and thanks to the earth's gravitational pull, the seat will fall neatly into place in a fraction of a second. When men are in a hurry to use the facilities (talking about urination. For number two, the above information is equally applicable), if the toilet seat is up, there's zero effort naturally. Just unzip, pull it out and fire away. However, unlike the simplicity and negligible effort women are afforded when the seat is in the "wrong position", there's much more that needs to be taken into account. First of all, as should be apparent, gravity is now against the effort rather than in favor of, so the seat must be lifted against this natural force...

    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, there's the added element of human physiology. In the woman's scenario, the front edge of the seat is in a position that's easily reachable without having to bend at the waist. In contrast, when lifting of the seat is required, unless the male happens to be a child or a midget, it's necessary for him to either bend at the waist or at the knees in order to reach the seat to raise it. Either effort puts physical pressure on the lower abdominal area. This in combination with a near-bursting bladder can make for a messy situation and a possible biohazard concern depending on the nature of the beverages consumed earlier.

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    Леда Ледда
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally don't understand that issue - simply be tolerant - you don't live alone!

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normally I'd say it doesn't matter. In my current home, though: seat down and lid closed. Always. My neighbours have had a few rats come into their home through the toilet in the past and I don't wish to ever have that experience.

    Carolina Ren
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A rat got into my house via toilet. I always put the lid down now.

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    Týna Ef
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when he can put it up every time, she can put it down as well

    Kristel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly Tyna Ef. He needs to put it up. Then I put it down. It is just fair! I've seen this one (and commented the same) before in another article. And a few others too.

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    Toni Carroll
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep the kid closed - everyone wins

    Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Closed, just for hygienic reasons.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a simple solution: both of you, lower the lid!

    adoracat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have 2 bathrooms. I will go to the hall bath to do my business rather than use his toilet...which is a "tall" toilet and my toes barely touch the floor!

    Gornot
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live with three women in the house and I refuse to leave the toilet seat down for two reasons: 1) the underside of the seat is always diwgusting as hell; water (or other liquid, don't know and I don't WANT to know), hair, generally just dirt. I am not f*****g touching that and then touching myself. 2) I constantly get uxcuses that the seat prevents the spreading of germs and bacteria and that kind of stuff, but if that's the case then both lids should always be down - but that brings me back to point 1 - toilet seats and lids are generally always disgusting unless you clean them almost every day.

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    Bobby Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or on a similar note: squeezing the tube in the middle or from the end. AAAGH!

    Gornot
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But squeezing from the end is more practical and makes less of mess as opposed to squeezing in the middle or from the front once the contents of the packaging is near depletion. By squeezing from the back you're ensuring that no matter how little you have left, you can always know exactly how much to squeeze out, and takes less effort because you can roll the packaging from the back towards the front, knowing it's empty and more compact when putting in the trash.

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    Lydia Curio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    get two tubes. one for you, one for your partner.

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two tubes of toothpaste would be no fun. That's equivalent to giving a football to each team so they don't have to fight over it.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get one that has a flip top. Then the top never goes missing

    ICanSORelate
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It helps for each party to simply have their own tube.

    Jim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't put the cap on the toothpaste? In a room literally swimming in fecal matter, leaving anything that goes in your mouth out in the air is a bad idea.

    Potato
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you not put it on? It will dry.

    Elise Mon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you should buy the one that attached to it ..

    Kristel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then still you can have the discussion to close the cap. We use different toothpastes luckily. I see very few "fights" we really deal with. I guess we both give and take, or be stronger together! (Like the one with making the bed)

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    #66

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    Dyesce
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. Rock papaer scissors to the rescue!

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) last one in. Usually me. 2) the one who is not in need to do a 2 and otherwise first to get there...

    John Myers
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a bedside lamp, and a two bathroom home.

    Dyesce
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2. We do callsies when getting home. Who says "firstsies" first gets to go first. But the first one has to hurry up.

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    #67

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    Jenn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who even does this in the first place!???

    Kristel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like teenager puppy love to me. Let the downvotes begin!

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Igh... that is assured self-destruction by proxy..

    Devon Daquelente
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are over the age of twelve and you still do this, you should probably just kill yourself

    Gornot
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're f*****g joking, right? Something as innocently ridiculous as that surely didn't warrant a response you posted... You do realize that, right? Not sure why you feel like acting like a piece of s**t on the internet is constructive or worth anyone's time, including yours...

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    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, what was the question? I was too busy laughing at that picture.

    Dr. Cheri Hayes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? You don't each have an umbrella? We each have two...one in the house, and one in each car.

    #69

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    Keyz Karanza
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never have this argument. I hate driving.

    Potato
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I'd be happy if she wanted to drive instead but she doesn't even have a license.

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    Jim
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is named on the car title?

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you want me to drive or vomit? Your choice

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    #70

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    Dr. Cheri Hayes
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never a problem for us...it's been the same since we were married. I sleep on the right side, he sleeps on the left. Even when we travel...same thing.

    Kiss Army
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we got married, we both wanted the right side of the bed. I won... but he would wait until I fell asleep then get up and nudge me over then climb in on the right side. After about six months, I gave up and I now sleep on the left side. We've been married almost 25 years and that is the last fight he won! LOL! ;-)

    Sandra Luz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women are always on the right side. 😉

    Jim
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always sleep on the driver's side of the bed (left in the us) it always closest to the door so I can deal with any home invasions that happen.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always slept on the side closest to the bathroom (weak bladder)

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men should have their choice, usually for whichever side is closest to the bathroom. See toilet seat argument above.

    Lydia Curio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is a thing? i thought everyone had that figured out in the beginning of the relationship.

    Allen Karlowa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dogs have a greater say in this than the people

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    Bobby Jones
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While you're up going to the couch, shut the door.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, leave it open. She deserves it for putting you on the couch

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    Lydia Curio
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, that's quite harsh for something so stupid as being too lazy to get off your a*s and close the door yourself.

    Chris Sprucefield
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that a simple issue causes that much of a friction, you are truly better off with someone else.

    #73

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    Tiari
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me. I want his honest opinion when I ask, or I would not be asking. And I mostly ask when I am not 100% sure and still consider returning it.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always say "Yes", if you want to live.

    Toni Carroll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If and wants honest and you have it, say that the dress doesn't flatter her in the way she deserves

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's the kind of woman who always wants you to say "Yes, it looks good on you", try "You make anything you wear look good" (or something similar).

    Phillip Moderow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too simple. More likely, "Do these jeans make me look fat ?" to which there is no right answer. Argument in 3....2....

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