If you're in a long-term relationship with someone, you two will argue, it's written in the Bible. The trick is to avoid fighting over meaningless stupid things, reserving your energy for dialogues that can change your everyday life for the better. Sadly, it's easier said than done. Recently, people started sharing the ridiculous things couples fight about, hilariously poking fun at the times everyone just could have kept their mouths shut.

Reading the stories under the hashtag #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout, it's evident that we often lose our cool and get angry over completely stupid things. What are things that couples fight about exactly, you ask? Well, from correctly placing a roll of toilet paper to deciding who is more tired, these situations perfectly describe every relationship ever. Scroll down to chuckle at the stupid disagreement that shouldn't exist in the first place and upvote your favorite couples arguing about absolutely nothing.

#1

The Number One Cause Of Constant Fighting In A Relationship

The Number One Cause Of Constant Fighting In A Relationship

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Crazy Dog Lady
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have a rule that saves us I swear. Our rule is that if you say no to one place then you have to offer another place. Your only participation can't be criticism.

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#2

Stupid Things Couples Fight About - Pant Rights

Stupid Things Couples Fight About - Pant Rights

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#3

Funny Couple's Fights

Funny Couple's Fights

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Pamela24
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, I hate this so much. I feel like this is what brings us together, that we only have this experience with each other, that it's "our" show.

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#4

The Toilet Paper Debate

The Toilet Paper Debate

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mocochang
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll never understand why people prefer the way shown of the 2nd pic. It's not practical...

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#5

The Shopping Disaster

The Shopping Disaster

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Ntosh
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband has taught me to be specific when asking him to bring something at home, right down to the measurements if possible. Otherwise he will buy what he thought was right, even though he never saw me buy it before, and it would make me angry that and he would not understand. So to save us all and to retain peace at home, we must be specific ladies; brand, color, size, weight, the aisle where to find it if you can remember it. This way he will always bring what you asked for, no fights

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Bored Fox
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That happens all the time. My boyfriend does not care what we should watch, then I choose something to watch and less than 5 minutes later he stops watching and complains that he does not like that and then I have to let him choose. Because of that we have seen all episodes of Mythbusters probably over 3 times... :D

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#7

Toilet Paper - Constant Debate

Toilet Paper - Constant Debate

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Ntosh
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please if someone has an answer to this one, please let me know I need to know.

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#8

Fuel For A Fight

Fuel For A Fight

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Jonathan Bruford
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My SO is still pissed at me for something i did in a dream in '04

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#9

The Inevitable Temperature Fight

The Inevitable Temperature Fight

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is one happy dog! (wbo eventually chooses)

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#11

There's Always A Reason To Fight

There's Always A Reason To Fight

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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, this conversation makes me see life in another way... SO IS WATER WET OR NOT??????

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#12

The Trash Combat

The Trash Combat

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Ben Smith
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I generally take the trash out about 4 seconds before she needs to throw something away...drives her nuts

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#13

What. Do. You. Want?

What. Do. You. Want?

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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#15

It's Always The Fries

It's Always The Fries

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#17

That's Me, For Sure

That's Me, For Sure

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Mikleo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The one who doesn't have the strength to argue

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#19

White Lies

White Lies

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Rhonnda Oliver
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the top ten rules of coupledom. Do not ask a question you don't want and honest answer to

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#20

The Charger Fight

The Charger Fight

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mocochang
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have this issue since I have multiple chargers distributed around my house + purse + workplace. If I have only one, it will never be where I need it...

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Daniel Losinger
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is possible to buy bathtub plumbing that automatically switches back to tub mode when you turn off the water. It is very simple and works on water pressure (or the lack of it).

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#23

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Dan H
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Police have also concluded that this was a justifiable homicide

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#24

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Hallak65
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The struggle is real when we choose "fall asleep" movie. If it is too good, we can't sleep it over, if it is boring we don't start at all.

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Shari H
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disagree. If I sound even a little bit less than ecstatic hubs starts in with "what's wrong?" and when I say nothing he tells me I sound upset. I say I'm fine and he argues with me about it until I'm pissed. I WAS fine, now I'm sick of you telling me I'm not! Get the hint, even if I'm not fine if I say I'm fine, leave me alone!

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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ukoms
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course it was! There are two major Christmas movies - Die Hard and Home Alone. Period.

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Kristel
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't have pets. It's more who my niece likes best! Me or him. My nephew likes us equal, but my niece being still young, she changes her mind every them we see her haha. But in the end it is pretty equal I guess.

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Týna Ef
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just why? I crack the egg and throw the shel away...what the hell is this?! :-D

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Shana
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"When the cat is cute, she's mine. When the litter box needs cleaning or if she's sick... she's yours." Yup... :P (Bf really did say "look at OUR kitty, so adorable" once and another time it was "ew YOUR cat puked again"... He loves them nonetheless though, he just can't clean the litter box)

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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frederic eeckman
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need to wear the dress, not let the dress wore you hun'

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#40

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Phillip Moderow
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whomever wins this one also takes the blame for being late.

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#41

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Greg T
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(and it's a family picture of an old neighbor that lives on the other side of the country, with her husband and kids)

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#42

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Celina
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Mother and Father do this all the time. Mostly Mom brings it up. She creates fights out of nothing as well.

#44

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Chris Sprucefield
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha!!! Good one! IKEA's instructions are blueprints for divorces or worse, and only the most savage ikea fans are qualified to navigate the instruction hazards... the bigger the item, the bigger the threat.

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Jim
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got in trouble because I didn't yell during arguments, I clearly didn't love her enough to be passionate during a fight....

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#48

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Dr. Cheri Hayes
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't have this problem with my husband. I do all the laundry, and he's just grateful he doesn't have to. :-)

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#49

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Susan Shelton
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who pays the electric bill or the gas bill gets to choose the temperature.

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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sexy_scorpio_3MD
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We just ask the other if they want the left over or not, sometimes you can change your mind and not want it, and if the other person wants it then sure why not, better than wasting the food.

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Jilltdcatlady
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who gets the "good" controller even though they are Identical!!

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Night Gaunt
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bless you from not taking your kids to the grocery store

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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Stupid Things Couples Fight About

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