73 Ridiculously Stupid Things Couples Fight About

We have a rule that saves us I swear. Our rule is that if you say no to one place then you have to offer another place. Your only participation can't be criticism.

Ha! Good one!

Oh, I hate this so much. I feel like this is what brings us together, that we only have this experience with each other, that it's "our" show.

I'll never understand why people prefer the way shown of the 2nd pic. It's not practical...

My husband has taught me to be specific when asking him to bring something at home, right down to the measurements if possible. Otherwise he will buy what he thought was right, even though he never saw me buy it before, and it would make me angry that and he would not understand. So to save us all and to retain peace at home, we must be specific ladies; brand, color, size, weight, the aisle where to find it if you can remember it. This way he will always bring what you asked for, no fights

That happens all the time. My boyfriend does not care what we should watch, then I choose something to watch and less than 5 minutes later he stops watching and complains that he does not like that and then I have to let him choose. Because of that we have seen all episodes of Mythbusters probably over 3 times... :D

Please if someone has an answer to this one, please let me know I need to know.

My SO is still pissed at me for something i did in a dream in '04

always.........

This is one happy dog! (wbo eventually chooses)

Wow, this conversation makes me see life in another way... SO IS WATER WET OR NOT??????

I generally take the trash out about 4 seconds before she needs to throw something away...drives her nuts

pizza... gross?? she is dumb, not you..

“Clap on. Clap off.”

but who says no to McD's?!?!

too*

The one who doesn't have the strength to argue

The last one XD

One of the top ten rules of coupledom. Do not ask a question you don't want and honest answer to

I don't have this issue since I have multiple chargers distributed around my house + purse + workplace. If I have only one, it will never be where I need it...

The combination of both.

It is possible to buy bathtub plumbing that automatically switches back to tub mode when you turn off the water. It is very simple and works on water pressure (or the lack of it).

The Police have also concluded that this was a justifiable homicide

The struggle is real when we choose "fall asleep" movie. If it is too good, we can't sleep it over, if it is boring we don't start at all.

Disagree. If I sound even a little bit less than ecstatic hubs starts in with "what's wrong?" and when I say nothing he tells me I sound upset. I say I'm fine and he argues with me about it until I'm pissed. I WAS fine, now I'm sick of you telling me I'm not! Get the hint, even if I'm not fine if I say I'm fine, leave me alone!

That would be me. Spiders are to be respected members of the household

Of course it was! There are two major Christmas movies - Die Hard and Home Alone. Period.

Leave this to Google lol

You have trust issues.

We don't have pets. It's more who my niece likes best! Me or him. My nephew likes us equal, but my niece being still young, she changes her mind every them we see her haha. But in the end it is pretty equal I guess.

Or "often," "either," "aunt".

yes it is ..

Record him doing it then show him it later

just why? I crack the egg and throw the shel away...what the hell is this?! :-D

But, how did you hear the second line then? :P

"When the cat is cute, she's mine. When the litter box needs cleaning or if she's sick... she's yours." Yup... :P (Bf really did say "look at OUR kitty, so adorable" once and another time it was "ew YOUR cat puked again"... He loves them nonetheless though, he just can't clean the litter box)

Who got up first?

As person or as food?

You need to wear the dress, not let the dress wore you hun'

Whomever wins this one also takes the blame for being late.

(and it's a family picture of an old neighbor that lives on the other side of the country, with her husband and kids)

My Mother and Father do this all the time. Mostly Mom brings it up. She creates fights out of nothing as well.

63°??? Brrr.

Hahaha!!! Good one! IKEA's instructions are blueprints for divorces or worse, and only the most savage ikea fans are qualified to navigate the instruction hazards... the bigger the item, the bigger the threat.

very British problem ;p

Driver.

I got in trouble because I didn't yell during arguments, I clearly didn't love her enough to be passionate during a fight....

I don't have this problem with my husband. I do all the laundry, and he's just grateful he doesn't have to. :-)

Who pays the electric bill or the gas bill gets to choose the temperature.

The one who gets up last makes the bed. Done

We just ask the other if they want the left over or not, sometimes you can change your mind and not want it, and if the other person wants it then sure why not, better than wasting the food.

Washington DC needs YOU !

Who gets the "good" controller even though they are Identical!!

Bless you from not taking your kids to the grocery store

Sounds worth the fight to me.

I have definitely said this.

I get a dirty look if I even reach for it, it's like taking a toy away from a big mean animal.

First seven choices don't count.

I do this but with other movies and tv shows. Husband hates it.

We do this, we also switch off every day. And if one of us forgets and the other has to do it, the person who forgot to do it has to do it 2 days in a row :)

I'm not picking sides here but if I were- I'm on Ross' side. THEY WERE ON A BREAK

I'm too polite to argue about things like that :-(

it really only matters in the middle of the night so i don't "fall in" while half asleep!

lmfao calling him out