If you're in a long-term relationship with someone, you two will argue, it's written in the Bible. The trick is to avoid fighting over meaningless stupid things, reserving your energy for dialogues that can change your everyday life for the better. Sadly, it's easier said than done. Recently, people started sharing the ridiculous things couples fight about, hilariously poking fun at the times everyone just could have kept their mouths shut.
Reading the stories under the hashtag #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout, it's evident that we often lose our cool and get angry over completely stupid things. What are things that couples fight about exactly, you ask? Well, from correctly placing a roll of toilet paper to deciding who is more tired, these situations perfectly describe every relationship ever. Scroll down to chuckle at the stupid disagreement that shouldn't exist in the first place and upvote your favorite couples arguing about absolutely nothing.
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The Number One Cause Of Constant Fighting In A Relationship
We have a rule that saves us I swear. Our rule is that if you say no to one place then you have to offer another place. Your only participation can't be criticism.
very smart solution, would never work with my temper tho.
Load More Replies...This is me, I'm sorry to say. It's a lot easier to decide what I don't feel like eating, than what I actually want. We do not fight about it, though.
I love it me and my bf do that so much he only eats olive garden and I like homemade stuff (or mc Donalds but still)
whenever my boyfriend asks me where to eat i just say "sure let's go". 1 because i'm not a picky eater. 2 because i love my food. 3 doing that will make you have food faster than arguing about it for an hour. 4 you won't break up over food.
The silverware drawer. My love's crazy-a*s silverware drawer organizing system. So long as it's a fork and it goes with the forks...! It's the same size fork! We have too many forking forks! O.O
Got this one from a Meme but it's perfect. He never cares where we eat, so we play a game, He asks me to guess where we are going and I say the first place that comes to mind. I guess right every time :)
Stupid Things Couples Fight About - Pant Rights
Funny Couple's Fights
Oh, I hate this so much. I feel like this is what brings us together, that we only have this experience with each other, that it's "our" show.
Wow, hun couples in a relationship should have more than just a tv show in common to keep their relationship together!
Load More Replies...We don't fight about it...but my wife has watched several more episodes of "Stranger Things" than I have, and I have to be careful I don't overhear spoilers when she's talking about it on the phone with her mother
I started watching Mr. Robot, my wife walked in on the second episode and got mad and said she wanted to watch it. So we started watching it, then she got bored with it and didn't want to watch it, a few months later I start watching it again and wife walks in and asks me why I am watching it without her. This was a year ago, I still have not seen Mr Robot.
This is absolutely not done in our home. Verboten. Actual infidelity might be more acceptable.
I did this to my other half. Watched the last episode of GOF without him. He was not impressed.
My husband does that but only in the guise of previewing and making sure I want to see it because I'm much more picky about the movie I want to see and he doesn't mind watching things twice. He never spoils.
The Toilet Paper Debate
I'll never understand why people prefer the way shown of the 2nd pic. It's not practical...
If you have cats at home the first one is much more easy to destroy.
Load More Replies...I would never get involved with someone who places toilet paper with the leading edge against the wall. That is nonsense. That is like putting knives in the kitchen drawer with the handles at the back of the drawer.
The one on the left is more ergonomic as it's simply closer to you. More importantly, the one on the left is more hygienic, since the paper falls forward, so both the paper and your hand are less likely to touch the wall. Even more hygienic would be a proper holder which sets the roll apart from the wall rather than falling against it.
Luckily my husband and I don't argue about this. The first pic wins.
I grab the toilet paper, pull the insert thingy off the holder, and place the new roll. I don't even pay attention to which way the paper is going. My husband does the same thing. As long as there's toilet paper, I'm happy.
The patent application for the toilet roll holder shows the paper hanging over the front, like the first photo. That's my ammo for winning that particular discussion.
I don't understand the hygiene argument, it's still rubbing against the wall whatever way you put it?
Unless you have a proper offset holder which doesn't fall against the wall. 41Tl8QPWTL...b5781b.jpg
The Shopping Disaster
My husband has taught me to be specific when asking him to bring something at home, right down to the measurements if possible. Otherwise he will buy what he thought was right, even though he never saw me buy it before, and it would make me angry that and he would not understand. So to save us all and to retain peace at home, we must be specific ladies; brand, color, size, weight, the aisle where to find it if you can remember it. This way he will always bring what you asked for, no fights
Exactly!!! Why does it take so long for (some... most?) women to understand that we men can not read your minds?
Load More Replies...I live alone, but I just buy a bag of potatoes. They're not a fragile food!
As a cashier, it makes me scratch my head when I see someone with a big family go through and buy a single potatoe, or a single pepper, or a single avocado or a single onion or... you get the point. It happens a lot. Like, why???
Single avocados, onions and peppers I can understand, in a big family there's always someone who doesn't like one or the other and the goods are easily damaged. But single potatoes? Haha that's interesting, what would they want just one for? Many things are usually a "side dish/ingredient" but potatoes is such a big part of the plate. :) Being single myself however, I often buy just 1 apple, orange etc or I'll just forget to eat the last ones before they go bad. Plus, it gives me a nice reason to talk a healthy 20min walk to the store, and buy another fruit! Fresh walks, fresh fruit. A good combo! :))
Load More Replies...Once in a small town a wife asked her man to go to the grocery store to buy detergent, he asked the store owner, the owner said well of course you just have to tell me is it for washing machine that fills from the top or the front, the man went back home and asked his wife, she said from the top, so he goes back to the store and tells him from the top, you just have to tell me is it for color or white clothing, the man went back home and asked his wife, she said for colors , so he goes back to the store and tells him for colord, you just have to tell me is it for delecet or regular fabric the man went back home and asked his wife, she said regular fabric, so he goes back to the store and tells him for regular, the owner said you just have to tell me is it powder or liquid detergent , the man went back home and asked his wife, she said liquid , so he goes back to the store and finds a naked man carrying a toilet and yelling "THIS IS MY A*S AND THIS IS THE TOILET I NEED TOILET PAPER"
When you get cereal do you get a couple of those individual serving bows?
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
That happens all the time. My boyfriend does not care what we should watch, then I choose something to watch and less than 5 minutes later he stops watching and complains that he does not like that and then I have to let him choose. Because of that we have seen all episodes of Mythbusters probably over 3 times... :D
Toilet Paper - Constant Debate
Please if someone has an answer to this one, please let me know I need to know.
It's like putting empty milk bottles back in the fridge !!
Load More Replies...I taught my grandson to put a new roll on the back of the toliet when old roll was running out and he does pretty good job of. LOL. He should he's 6.
idk i live on my own and i to have trouble with that, its just easier to pick a new rol and put it next to the dispenser than to put it IN the dispenser
I prefer right on top of the old roll, the gap between the empty roll and the wall is a perfect fit. Almost like it was planned that way.....hhmmmmmm
Load More Replies...Yes, I'm sorry, this makes me INSANE. The TP is literally right there. You can change the roll while you're literally still on the pot. JUST DO IT!!
Because people treat "I'll do it later" like its a right when it should be an earned privilege. You don't get to do things "in a minute", "in a few" or "later" until you've proven you can deliver results. If you don't get things done reliably you don’t get to postpone anything. Thats how it works. People who can deliver can put things off. The rest of us haven't earned that.
We blame it on the "stumpy y chromosome." There was a lot of valuable information that broke off that leg!
Keep the opened roll out of reach. He might get the idea to put it on the holder
Fuel For A Fight
My SO is still pissed at me for something i did in a dream in '04
Worse when he is moaning and groaning and rock hard so you wake him for a bit and he would rather the dream. True sad story
The Inevitable Temperature Fight
this doesn't seem stupid to me. your level of comfort isn't stupid. although it's easier to fix being cold-put on a jacket, get under a blanket etc.
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
That is TOO FUNNY ! The dog gets the right side, of course. Dumb question.
Teach the down command and use it every time the dog gets in the bed. The dog will learn that the bed is off limits.
Load More Replies...AWWWWwww... I love german shepherds. They can be real good dogs. I love how their ears scrunch too when they're trying to be cute. It goes from traffic cone to... ear origami.
thanks the gods my dog sleeps more than i do, i have to wake him like that.
There's Always A Reason To Fight
Wow, this conversation makes me see life in another way... SO IS WATER WET OR NOT??????
If you think of "wet" as the opposite of "dry"... Water cannot be wet, because it can never be dry :D
Load More Replies...That's like saying sand is sandy, or salt it salty.... actually I think I just confused myself even more...
Water isn't wet. Wetness is a description of our experience of water; what happens to us when we come into contact with water in such a way that it impinges on our state of being. We, or our possessions, 'get wet'.
Wetness is the measurement of cohesiveness between something and H2O, H2O is cohesive with H2O, therefore water is wet.
Wetness is the measurement of cohesion between a surface and H2O, therefore since H2O is cohesive with H2O, water is wet.
My two penny bits - Wet, damp or muggy, humid etc., is a unique physical sensation for a person created when a space (or material) is covered/ contains more liquid than its natural dry state at relative reference surrounding conditions such as, for example, average atmospheric conditions at sea level (a sample reference). A bucket of water at these sample reference conditions cannot contain more water than it should, ergo, it's not wet. When I immerse a cloth in water, it is not wet, because under water, the cloth is supposed to be surrounded and saturated by water in those conditions. When I raise the cloth out of the water and into the air, it is still saturated with water, but the surrounding environment i.e. the air does not have that much water, so the cloth is wet.
The Trash Combat
I generally take the trash out about 4 seconds before she needs to throw something away...drives her nuts
Because TEAM-WORK... One takes the garbage out, meanwhile the other puts a new bag. Time saving.
Nope this is not a fight. No garbage bag = put a new one in. It's that simple.
What. Do. You. Want?
"I'm going to get ______. Do you want any?" That is the way to avoid this whole conversation.
We did this so often on our date nights we finally made a list of the places we wanted to go and put it in my phone. Now we just argue over who has to pick!
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My conversation with sister "Hey turn the lights off" "you go!" "Go close it Waffles!!" P.s. Waffle is my dog
whoever it was that was last in bed should have turned it off before getting into bed
It's Always The Fries
If it's McD's I always ask for a large Fry because I know I'm week when it comes to the Fries.
This goes along with wanting to try some of your food. If you wanted what I got, why didn't you order that instead of what you did order? When my SO and I started seeing each other, she did this repeatedly and it irritated me no end. She doesn't do it any more... but then it's been 40+ years since then.
Because when you ask me, if I want fries, I think with my brain: no McD food is not healthy. When you bring home fries and eat them in front of me, I can see and smell the fries, the sensory impressions override the logic thinking an just can think about eating some fries :-D Hope that helps for understanding.
If he doesn't know that I'm going to eat some fries after 30+ years, there's a deeper problem
Silence, You Hog
I don't fight with him on this, just make him roll over & bump him to make him stop. He's usually asleep so he doesn't remember
What I would give to hear him breathing again in my ear. Hope you never loose the person you love to Cancer.
That's Me, For Sure
JUST Asking
XD I know, right? How do you even reply to that? "Oh no, they came with the shoes"
Load More Replies...About anything - Is this out for a reason? Are you still using this? Is this something you need?I'm a master -
White Lies
One of the top ten rules of coupledom. Do not ask a question you don't want and honest answer to
this is when (most) gals are speaking their own language. What it (usually) really means is "I feel bad about myself. Please tell me you find me attractive." Acceptable responses whether your girlfriend is obese or not: "You look very attractive." "You don't seem like you gained any weight to me." "I like your outfit." If she's hoping for honesty: "That garment doesn't flatter you as much as 'this' one does." (bring an alternate suggestion!) "I would say that looks a little uncomfortable." "I really like you when you're being yourself." I personally never want to hear "you always look beautiful to me!" because it feels it doesn't sound objective about the specific question of the outfit "today", the one currently going on this time. (Now if you are genuinely concerned about the weight, that's a whole different matter. Otherwise!) you're welcome ;D
Does this dress make my hips look wide? No, dear, it's the tacos that make you look wide.
Į said this to my bf once, he said No, I said I do,he said if still f**k you either way so... Yup... -///- he knows how to win arguments...
Reply to that question with "shut the f**k up"! You will still get in a fight, but at least for a different reason.
The Charger Fight
We had a busy household, four adult children (two living at home) and a lot of friends/family stopping by. Our chargers were always going missing and ending up in strange places like the plug BEHIND the couch (someone liked charging their phone while using it and watching TV it turned out). We finally bought a couple wall receptacles with built in USB charging ports. Never had an issue charging our phones or tablets again.
THIS. I spend the weekends with my BF, and I try to bring my iPad fully charged. When THAT doesn't happen, it's war.
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Stupid Things Couples Fight About
It is possible to buy bathtub plumbing that automatically switches back to tub mode when you turn off the water. It is very simple and works on water pressure (or the lack of it).
Mine used to just go back down but lately it gets stuck and often forgotten about
Load More Replies...I am not sure I get this one. Are there really people who take a bath in the morning? Or why is the shower option bad?
The water always starts out cold. You let it run in the bathtub until it warms up (1-4 minutes, depending on your water heater and plumbing), then pull the lever (or switch) to reroute the water through the shower head. If you have older fixtures, the faucet will stay in the shower position when you turn it off (it's not obvious by looking at it quickly/without glasses). Then, the next person assumes the faucet was returned to the bathtub setting, and gets a blast of cold water on their face.
Load More Replies...I don’t have a spouse but my younger brother does the same thing and it drives me absolutely insane.
That is your own fault. You should be expecting that it's set to shower. You are an adult.
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should have stopped at no... xD then with a possible "do you want some water" or something.
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
Disagree. If I sound even a little bit less than ecstatic hubs starts in with "what's wrong?" and when I say nothing he tells me I sound upset. I say I'm fine and he argues with me about it until I'm pissed. I WAS fine, now I'm sick of you telling me I'm not! Get the hint, even if I'm not fine if I say I'm fine, leave me alone!
Nothing is wrong. You shouldn't have to ask. You should know what's wrong. ("But you just said nothing is wrong!")
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
That would be me. Spiders are to be respected members of the household
I don't kill them either. I just don't want them in my house. Don't you know how to use a cup and paper? It's more like kicking them out. Not murdering them. Damn dude.
Load More Replies...OMG, yes. BF believes all bugs must be squashed immediately. I either let them go about their business, or if I think they'll starve in the house, I take them outside to find more bugs to eat.
we would more argue over who has to kill the spider this time. I don't want anywhere near that thing! Neither does my love- just as big of a scaredy cat! xD (He says he's not scared. He totally is.) We know it's irrational. Still O_O But bees however... bees we try to save.
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Of course it was! There are two major Christmas movies - Die Hard and Home Alone. Period.
It is! It's about a man not letting anything stop him from seeing his kids on Christmas. It has a Christmas intro song and everything.
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My dad will get directions from someone and then change them are to suit him and then we end up even more lost.
No no no no no no no no!!!! Google maps is the reason I'm $250 bucks out for an appointment with a dermatologist. Have u ever forgotten to specify whether u ment street or blvd. If u mystype in google search it corrects you but if u don't specify street or whatever u get taken to where it thinks u wanna go and doesn't correct you or ask u when u dont make it clear.
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yeah right, as if every dream reflects some deep s**t and definitely not just randomly depicts wild combinations of various experiences combined with complaints by stomach for that one hard to digest meal eaten before bed..
Load More Replies...If this happens with an insecure person, though - may The Force be with you. In 2002....such a thing took place. It was all I could do to go GROCERY SHOPPING without having to undergo a polygraph and va-j-j swab upon my return. Spoiler: We broke up in 2003 (#GloryBe)
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Stupid Things Couples Fight About
The person who invented it (Steve Wilhite) pronounces it as “Jif.”
I don't care how he says it, he is still wrong
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just why? I crack the egg and throw the shel away...what the hell is this?! :-D
Because egg shells go in the compost heap, not the trash can, and it is easier to carry 12 - 18 shells out at once. Also, you can compost the cardboard carton.
Load More Replies...Don't leave shells in the carton when you're done, that's nastyness...
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Stupid Things Couples Fight About
First time he was doing something else and wasn't actively engaged in listening. He was watching TV, reading, or playing a game and his attention was focused on that. The second time, he was actively engaged in listening, and focusing on trying to hear the conversation. This is why I always start out of room conversations with "hey you ".
Load More Replies...My wife does that to me all the time. I never answer until we're face-to-face. If she doesn't, then it must not have been important, right ?
HE'S the mumbler... If you don't have enough conviction to just say it, don't say it.
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"When the cat is cute, she's mine. When the litter box needs cleaning or if she's sick... she's yours." Yup... :P (Bf really did say "look at OUR kitty, so adorable" once and another time it was "ew YOUR cat puked again"... He loves them nonetheless though, he just can't clean the litter box)
I say things like that all the time about my kids. "Our kids are so cute when they're asleep." vs. "Your son got mustard on my recliner!"
Load More Replies...We solved the problem and had the teenage boy adapt that as one of his chores after he chipped EVERY SINGLE PLATE unloading the dishwasher.
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Stupid Things Couples Fight About
The aliens might be unable to understand the concept of liking someone. Maybe the first aliens here will be the BORG!
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
I think the correct way would be "you make that dress look pretty" :)
I think the correct scenario is an attention-seeking insecure spouse....who gleans any iota of self-esteem from the presentation of a compliment. Sheesh
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All the damn time. Your route home is dumb... no it's not... yes it is
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If my SO would do that, I think it won't last. I don't need that kind of distrust in my life.
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Stupid Things Couples Fight About
My mom keeps the house at 62. You get used to it after a while.
Load More Replies...63??? Well then, I guess SHE can pay the $400 electric bill this month!
Unless it's Winter...
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Hahaha!!! Good one! IKEA's instructions are blueprints for divorces or worse, and only the most savage ikea fans are qualified to navigate the instruction hazards... the bigger the item, the bigger the threat.
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ooooh this one is easy! If making it with a teabag in a cup then milk second, If making it from a Teapot, milk first!
Brew the tea in a pot, then choose which you want first in your own cup. In a mug, if you want the tea to brew properly, no milk til it's strong enough to drink.
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Kinda unfair when the driver uses the car way more for work etc and can already listen to whatever he wants every day :P (My bf is kinda addicted to 1 cd at the moment and he plays it pretty much nonstop so.... I just want to listen to some other music for the few times I'm in the car with him :P )
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I don't have this problem with my husband. I do all the laundry, and he's just grateful he doesn't have to. :-)
Zactly. If someone cares more than the other about how a chore/task is done, *they* should do it themselves and stop bitching/nagging the other to do it *their* way. (that's why I do the all the laundry and the dishes.) no fighting. I'm happy, he's happy. One couple was complaining to us that one of them loaded the dishwasher wrong, and i said, then you do it the ''right'' way and your partner can have the task of emptying it and putting the dishes away, and they went :O gooood idea!! lol.
Load More Replies...It's almost come to physical blows when I fold and put away laundry, but don't match his 900 pairs of identical white socks by how "Worn"they are at the top and the toes.
Nope. He'd be doing and folding all his own dang socks at that point. I am happy to the laundry for my family, but if they complain, I'm out.
Load More Replies...I was never able to fold towels correctly so I just decided to ask her how she did it and learned what is actually the right way to do it, and we are both happy :-)
The towels: fold them lengthwise FIRST, and that way when you take one out to hang it up you dont need to unfold and refold it first. Yet he ALWAYS does the opposite!
My husband and I each do our own laundry. That started when he dried an item that now fits an 8yo. If he folds my laundry it takes me a week to locate it--pajama tops hanging, t-shirts folded wrong, & don't get me started on the bath towels with the tags poking out...
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Who pays the electric bill or the gas bill gets to choose the temperature.
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
The one who believes it is necessary to make the bed shall make the bed.
Making the bed traps moisture under the sheets and is healthy. Just leave the bed unmade.
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
We just ask the other if they want the left over or not, sometimes you can change your mind and not want it, and if the other person wants it then sure why not, better than wasting the food.
Father, Son, and Holy Ghost. Who eats the fastest gets the most. Amen.
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
When I was a kid I got Mario everytime and my sister had to learn to live with it.
If you fight over which video game character to be, you're not old enough to be in a relationship with a person.
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
I get a dirty look if I even reach for it, it's like taking a toy away from a big mean animal.
Not just a couple thing. Families too. The more siblings the deadlier.
When Dad gets home from work the remote is his. That's the way granddad did it, that's how my dad did it, and that's how we do it at my house. Everyone knows the deal and is usually happy with it, but I'm easily bribed with candy.
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I think it's funny that this same thing has shown up 5 times just in different words
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Same! Talking during the movie (or tv-show) and me asking questions. While we both see the movie or episode for the first time. So he doesn't know either, but I still ask!
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We do this, we also switch off every day. And if one of us forgets and the other has to do it, the person who forgot to do it has to do it 2 days in a row :)
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I'm not picking sides here but if I were- I'm on Ross' side. THEY WERE ON A BREAK
He still should have just told her he didn't read the letter.
Load More Replies...A break is not the same as a breakup, people. Stop this, it's NOT okay.
She shouldn't have asked for the break. She thought he'd just sit at home like a loser obsessing over her. She played herself.
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we argue over who is giving it to the other. You can have it. No you. No, you! You have it. You sure?? yes, it's yours, I ate more than you did today.
I don't understand how 2 people argue over a slice of pizza. Pizza comes sliced in even slices, equal for everyone of the pair.
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it really only matters in the middle of the night so i don't "fall in" while half asleep!
This is actually the only reason this can be a problem, haha. But growing up my mom always wanted us all to leave it fully closed, because it looks better. She even got automatic lids that close themselves.
Load More Replies...When women are in a hurry to use the can and the seat is down there's no effort involved. When the seat is up, there's actually very little effort involved in putting it down. All that needs to be done is for the seat to be flipped gently away from the tank. Because of the way the toilet seat is hinged and thanks to the earth's gravitational pull, the seat will fall neatly into place in a fraction of a second. When men are in a hurry to use the facilities (talking about urination. For number two, the above information is equally applicable), if the toilet seat is up, there's zero effort naturally. Just unzip, pull it out and fire away. However, unlike the simplicity and negligible effort women are afforded when the seat is in the "wrong position", there's much more that needs to be taken into account. First of all, as should be apparent, gravity is now against the effort rather than in favor of, so the seat must be lifted against this natural force...
Then, there's the added element of human physiology. In the woman's scenario, the front edge of the seat is in a position that's easily reachable without having to bend at the waist. In contrast, when lifting of the seat is required, unless the male happens to be a child or a midget, it's necessary for him to either bend at the waist or at the knees in order to reach the seat to raise it. Either effort puts physical pressure on the lower abdominal area. This in combination with a near-bursting bladder can make for a messy situation and a possible biohazard concern depending on the nature of the beverages consumed earlier.
Load More Replies...I totally don't understand that issue - simply be tolerant - you don't live alone!
Normally I'd say it doesn't matter. In my current home, though: seat down and lid closed. Always. My neighbours have had a few rats come into their home through the toilet in the past and I don't wish to ever have that experience.
A rat got into my house via toilet. I always put the lid down now.
Load More Replies...Exactly Tyna Ef. He needs to put it up. Then I put it down. It is just fair! I've seen this one (and commented the same) before in another article. And a few others too.
Load More Replies...I live with three women in the house and I refuse to leave the toilet seat down for two reasons: 1) the underside of the seat is always diwgusting as hell; water (or other liquid, don't know and I don't WANT to know), hair, generally just dirt. I am not f*****g touching that and then touching myself. 2) I constantly get uxcuses that the seat prevents the spreading of germs and bacteria and that kind of stuff, but if that's the case then both lids should always be down - but that brings me back to point 1 - toilet seats and lids are generally always disgusting unless you clean them almost every day.
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Stupid Things Couples Fight About
or on a similar note: squeezing the tube in the middle or from the end. AAAGH!
But squeezing from the end is more practical and makes less of mess as opposed to squeezing in the middle or from the front once the contents of the packaging is near depletion. By squeezing from the back you're ensuring that no matter how little you have left, you can always know exactly how much to squeeze out, and takes less effort because you can roll the packaging from the back towards the front, knowing it's empty and more compact when putting in the trash.
Load More Replies...Two tubes of toothpaste would be no fun. That's equivalent to giving a football to each team so they don't have to fight over it.
Then still you can have the discussion to close the cap. We use different toothpastes luckily. I see very few "fights" we really deal with. I guess we both give and take, or be stronger together! (Like the one with making the bed)
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1) last one in. Usually me. 2) the one who is not in need to do a 2 and otherwise first to get there...
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If you are over the age of twelve and you still do this, you should probably just kill yourself
You're f*****g joking, right? Something as innocently ridiculous as that surely didn't warrant a response you posted... You do realize that, right? Not sure why you feel like acting like a piece of s**t on the internet is constructive or worth anyone's time, including yours...
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Sorry, what was the question? I was too busy laughing at that picture.
Seriously? You don't each have an umbrella? We each have two...one in the house, and one in each car.
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
Same, I'd be happy if she wanted to drive instead but she doesn't even have a license.
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Stupid Things Couples Fight About
Never a problem for us...it's been the same since we were married. I sleep on the right side, he sleeps on the left. Even when we travel...same thing.
When we got married, we both wanted the right side of the bed. I won... but he would wait until I fell asleep then get up and nudge me over then climb in on the right side. After about six months, I gave up and I now sleep on the left side. We've been married almost 25 years and that is the last fight he won! LOL! ;-)
Men should have their choice, usually for whichever side is closest to the bathroom. See toilet seat argument above.
this is a thing? i thought everyone had that figured out in the beginning of the relationship.
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No, leave it open. She deserves it for putting you on the couch
Load More Replies...wow, that's quite harsh for something so stupid as being too lazy to get off your a*s and close the door yourself.
If that a simple issue causes that much of a friction, you are truly better off with someone else.
Stupid Things Couples Fight About
If and wants honest and you have it, say that the dress doesn't flatter her in the way she deserves
If she's the kind of woman who always wants you to say "Yes, it looks good on you", try "You make anything you wear look good" (or something similar).
Too simple. More likely, "Do these jeans make me look fat ?" to which there is no right answer. Argument in 3....2....
I suppose I'm lucky. My dude and I only silly argue about things. We're not jealous, we just make jokes. We just dare each other do do things that we don't like. It's way more fun!
When my husband said to me "You're angry, I can tell" Me, "no I'm not" Him: yes you are", Me: No I am not angry", Him, Yes you are, you're angry", "me: well I wasn't, but NOW I am!"
I suppose I'm lucky. My dude and I only silly argue about things. We're not jealous, we just make jokes. We just dare each other do do things that we don't like. It's way more fun!
When my husband said to me "You're angry, I can tell" Me, "no I'm not" Him: yes you are", Me: No I am not angry", Him, Yes you are, you're angry", "me: well I wasn't, but NOW I am!"
