30 ‘Lyrics You’d Never Believe Are Real, But They All Are’

Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor

He wrote this after too much of the world's most expensive weed.

F**k it I’m a chicken nugget

"Many college students have gone to college and gotten hooked on drugs, marijuana, and alcohol." I'm wondering if this is sort of like mondegreen-ing except with how the music has to break up a sentence.

YOU DON'T SAY! Man, this is... I can't find the words how deep this is

But it's always greener on the neighbor's side.

They should put it back! I'm hungry!

That’s not the weird part, it’s the “... so you don’t confuse them with mountains”

They’re... too sexy for this song.

The whole song is like this though.

Well, better than R Kelly lol

Well I think that's enough internet for today....

Reminds me of a weird song from my country, in which the lyrics were something like "You are one brooding fridge, please become a heater, I know you can!"

At this point, you should ask if the songs with proper lyrics, rather than just random thoughts on weed, are the minorities

Clearly, the art of writing songs has advanced a lot nowadays.

This man disagrees with you! https://www.huzlers.com/dc-man-sues-mcdonalds-for-still-being-depressed-after-eating-happy-meal/

C'mon man, make up your mind

Shawn must have a master's degree in English.

This is taken out of context, that song is beautiful and everyone should listen to it at least once

To be fair that's one of Kanye Wests better lyrics. I remember his song Robocop which rhymes robocop with...robocop.

this isn't that bad

What part of 'I've never seen Blade Runner" is too difficult for you?

Atleast it wasn't two days!

Because of family playing this thing, I can tell you that if the sentence was actually finished, it says: "If you ever feel alone, don't; you were never on your own." It's about carrying the memories of your loved ones with you because they are still there even if the person is not.

This is genius

im washing dishes in the dishwasher

Honestly?

This is one of the best lines he's had... when you notice is talking about the G in lasagna and also lasagna in general

This is actually a great response.

This song is talking about remembering the memories of youth while on his way back home. One of the memories mentioned is that he and his mates used to get sloshed on cheap nasty vodka and then vomit. It's not a good memory, not all of them are, but it's nostalgic and reminds him of when he was younger in his hometown. The song was actually written by him while on the train home.

wait is travis scott the batman

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That's so deep! Especially that dun dundundun dun 🤣

That's pretty clever...

If I ain't dead already, Ooh girl you know the reason why.

and and uhh ugh uhm hmm maybe

..what?

Darn hallucinogens

That makes perfect sense!

So, you are siblings!

YOU DON'T SAY?

Not bad actually

But she WAS living two lives!

Really? How do you expect to call you if your name is 6lack?

That actually makes sense...

'shoot a child in your mouth' is even more odd out of context but its a metaphor for... yeah...

someone delete this from the thread before the army sees this. I'm scared 😨

Makes sense to me

A daily shower and a change of jeans fixes that problem.

Most of their early lyrics and songs are crap, even if we're not allowed to criticize them cause of overly sensitive morons who get mad at random strangers who dare to have different opinions.

I'm going to assume that this bit is highlighted because of covid? This song is from May 2019 and is something about doing horrible things to someone because the person he loves is dating someone else.

Hodor... Hodor.

may harambe rest in peace

A noble sacrifice... but also a total lack of understanding how biology works.

actually if u didnt move you float

and when you slide, you're slidin'

that's kinda catchy lol

gucci gang gucci gang me and granny we da gucci gang

I don’t have no time for no monkey business

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