Do you have writer's block? Don't worry, because there's a soap for that. Are you a morning person? Then there's a soap for you too. There's even a soap for internet trolls that smells like living in your mom's basement.

In fact, thanks to Whiskey River Soap Co, there's a soap for pretty much anything and anybody you can think of. From weird teachers, creep uncles, and crazy exes, to geeks, queens and introverts, their amusing and endlessly inventive range of hygiene products (they also do bath bombs) means you'll never be stuck for Christmas presents ever again. Don't forget to vote for your favorite, and be sure to check out the Whiskey River Soap Co website for more info.

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Pi...
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brushes made from the tail hair of a male dappled pony harvested under the full moon on leap day. Nothing else will even come CLOSE to that kinda quality!

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John L
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, this is so relevant. Middle children tend to be the most trouble because they are no longer the baby getting all the attention. And they are not the oldest, who are supposed to set the example. In other words, they are left hanging. I've seen quite a few examples of this. :O

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The Cappy
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On the side it says it smells like cheap whiskey. Surely not.

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PsychoPrincess
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hah cuz sober knitting ain't going to cut it! Lol neither is sober crocheting if its me

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d r e a m w o r l d
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lauhing Buddha scented... still laughing through and through

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Nancy E
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trolls are easy to spot . They reek of unhappinesss

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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahhhh perfect, we know what soap Trump uses now ;P

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C M
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sippy cup wine flavor!! Lol!! Also known as the 3 liter Gallo. Bottom shelf to the right in the grocery store- flavor.

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lindsayaotter
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually utter that everyday, Tuesday or not.

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Angelicat
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"It was cloudy when we went to the Bahamas" "that sucks dude"

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Pi...
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*buys fifteen thousand of these as stocking stuffers*

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Nancy E
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never have been bothered by one of these. My boat horn waits by my landline. Bring it on.

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CatShatBrix
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Least there are people willing to come to pity parties...

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C M
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Evil laboratory sent!! Facts are just complicated alternative lies! They need to have a counter soap. No really, Science.. it's the truth.

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Tracey Martens
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOVING all these positive testimonies from strong OCDers willing to work hard with therapists to improve their own quality of life! Keep it up. Everyone has stuff they need to work on, but you're actually doing it. GOOD FOR YOU!! That shows strength of character & persistence. Wishing you all nothing but the very best.

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C M
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They need a soap to accompany this one.. Dog's Revenge.. smells like urine.. the dog peed on your pillow for locking him outside the house all night.

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Jeeves
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is ALSO MINE. MINE MINE. Galaxy soap... MINE. I love all these. MINE MINE MINEEEEEE

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C M
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To that one person that cannot buy milk at the grocery store without some dramatic story.

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C M
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All of us last survivors with no Facebook account deserve this. Lol!!

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Sarcasticow
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the reference to selfies with that pink color! :)

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Agnes Jekyll
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every single girl should have this in her bathroom

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Mary Brister
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The woods behind your house scent" - yeah, where he plans to hide the future bodies...

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Pi...
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*takes down etsy store and runs away*

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Pi...
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd like to shove this down (or shove it up) my neighbor's appropriate body parts.

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C M
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like heavens gates when you leave the bar, open the door and the sun is shining down.