Do you have writer's block? Don't worry, because there's a soap for that. Are you a morning person? Then there's a soap for you too. There's even a soap for internet trolls that smells like living in your mom's basement.

In fact, thanks to Whiskey River Soap Co, there's a soap for pretty much anything and anybody you can think of. From weird teachers, creep uncles, and crazy exes, to geeks, queens and introverts, their amusing and endlessly inventive range of hygiene products (they also do bath bombs) means you'll never be stuck for Christmas presents ever again. Don't forget to vote for your favorite, and be sure to check out the Whiskey River Soap Co website for more info.

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Sophie G 2 years ago

can it be delivered @ home?

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Katnip WickerBasket 2 years ago

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Pi... 2 years ago

Brushes made from the tail hair of a male dappled pony harvested under the full moon on leap day. Nothing else will even come CLOSE to that kinda quality!

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John L 2 years ago

Oh, this is so relevant. Middle children tend to be the most trouble because they are no longer the baby getting all the attention. And they are not the oldest, who are supposed to set the example. In other words, they are left hanging. I've seen quite a few examples of this. :O

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2 years ago

I get you mate, I get u

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Petra Christovová 2 years ago

LOL! "Smells like your beard" .. I died.

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The Cappy 2 years ago

On the side it says it smells like cheap whiskey. Surely not.

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2 years ago

okay i love this

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PsychoPrincess 2 years ago

Hah cuz sober knitting ain't going to cut it! Lol neither is sober crocheting if its me

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Bina Acharya 2 years ago

oh these soaps are so brutal -.-

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d r e a m w o r l d 2 years ago

Lauhing Buddha scented... still laughing through and through

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Corina Mihaela 2 years ago

Mojito scent!

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Nancy E 2 years ago

Trolls are easy to spot . They reek of unhappinesss

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The Cappy 2 years ago

Ouch.

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CatShatBrix 2 years ago

'Blind dates with your dad* AHAHAHAHA

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Amir Ally 2 years ago

Wet Bear and Fur!!!

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2 years ago

Ahhhh perfect, we know what soap Trump uses now ;P

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2 years ago

does it really smell like what it says?

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C M 2 years ago

Sippy cup wine flavor!! Lol!! Also known as the 3 liter Gallo. Bottom shelf to the right in the grocery store- flavor.

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lindsayaotter 2 years ago

I actually utter that everyday, Tuesday or not.

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Nancy E 2 years ago

Love the last sentence !

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2 years ago

smells like your broswer history ;D

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Angelicat 2 years ago

"It was cloudy when we went to the Bahamas" "that sucks dude"

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C M 2 years ago

Red stapler not included.

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Pi... 2 years ago

*buys fifteen thousand of these as stocking stuffers*

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Nancy E 2 years ago

Never have been bothered by one of these. My boat horn waits by my landline. Bring it on.

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CatShatBrix 2 years ago

Least there are people willing to come to pity parties...

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2 years ago

LOVE THIS ONE!

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Agnes Jekyll 2 years ago

YES!! No more duck lips

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2 years ago

this is deep :P

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C M 2 years ago

Evil laboratory sent!! Facts are just complicated alternative lies! They need to have a counter soap. No really, Science.. it's the truth.

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Amir Ally 2 years ago

Finally... its here!!!

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Full Name 2 years ago

If I could high 5 a soap, this would be the one.

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CatShatBrix 2 years ago

Finally a soap I want

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Tracey Martens 2 years ago

LOVING all these positive testimonies from strong OCDers willing to work hard with therapists to improve their own quality of life! Keep it up. Everyone has stuff they need to work on, but you're actually doing it. GOOD FOR YOU!! That shows strength of character & persistence. Wishing you all nothing but the very best.

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C M 2 years ago

One surfing lesson!!

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C M 2 years ago

They need a soap to accompany this one.. Dog's Revenge.. smells like urine.. the dog peed on your pillow for locking him outside the house all night.

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Jeeves 2 years ago

This is ALSO MINE. MINE MINE. Galaxy soap... MINE. I love all these. MINE MINE MINEEEEEE

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C M 2 years ago

To that one person that cannot buy milk at the grocery store without some dramatic story.

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2 years ago

Wow

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C M 2 years ago

All of us last survivors with no Facebook account deserve this. Lol!!

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Sarcasticow 2 years ago

I love the reference to selfies with that pink color! :)

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Agnes Jekyll 2 years ago

Every single girl should have this in her bathroom

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Wyndmere 2 years ago

I'm waiting for caramel macchiato.

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Wyndmere 2 years ago

Even looks like it has salt on the top.

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CatShatBrix 2 years ago

'It's blue! We're all gonna die!'

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Sylvia Valentin 2 years ago

Want one to leave at the office

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Mary Brister 2 years ago

"The woods behind your house scent" - yeah, where he plans to hide the future bodies...

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Wyndmere 2 years ago

... so you won't be unemployed?

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Susan Forbes 2 years ago

*Fresh gas scent* snort

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Pi... 2 years ago

*takes down etsy store and runs away*

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Angie Morton 2 years ago

So fresh and so clean clean! HAHAHA

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Pi... 2 years ago

I'd like to shove this down (or shove it up) my neighbor's appropriate body parts.

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lindsayaotter 2 years ago

Don't forget the mullet.

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Berit-Bärbel Rebane 2 years ago

Steve?

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C M 2 years ago

It's like heavens gates when you leave the bar, open the door and the sun is shining down.

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Neeraj Jha 2 years ago

One for me please. One carton.

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lindsayaotter 2 years ago

Or your garbage and goo will actually kill you...

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BeNT- 2 years ago

Joke: I don't get it. Kim Kardashian blew a black guy, and now she has her own TV show. Ive blown 8 black guys and am making minimum wage.

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April W 2 years ago

"Straight up hooch" 😂

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Pi... 2 years ago

"Hey! Pull my finger!"

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