Do you have writer's block? Don't worry, because there's a soap for that. Are you a morning person? Then there's a soap for you too. There's even a soap for internet trolls that smells like living in your mom's basement.

In fact, thanks to Whiskey River Soap Co, there's a soap for pretty much anything and anybody you can think of. From weird teachers, creep uncles, and crazy exes, to geeks, queens and introverts, their amusing and endlessly inventive range of hygiene products (they also do bath bombs) means you'll never be stuck for Christmas presents ever again. Don't forget to vote for your favorite, and be sure to check out the Whiskey River Soap Co website for more info.

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Daria B
Community Member
3 years ago

Now that's a dangerous stereotype.

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Agnes Ashley
Community Member
3 years ago

This is the soap for me. The grammar 'mistake' is messing with my brain.

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Bina Acharya
Community Member
3 years ago

haha i can relate to this one as well :p

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Bina Acharya
Community Member
3 years ago

:'( i am the middle child... ya sure i will dye my hair purple ^_^

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3 years ago

I get you mate, I get u

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Amir Ally
Community Member
3 years ago

yummy!

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Sophie G
Community Member
3 years ago

prolly ;o)

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Ha ! Ha !.... or, a bad commercial

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Life without joy ...............................

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Bina Acharya
Community Member
3 years ago

oh these soaps are so brutal -.-

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d r e a m w o r l d
Community Member
3 years ago

Lauhing Buddha scented... still laughing through and through

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Well thought out sentiment !

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Trolls are easy to spot . They reek of unhappinesss

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Amir Ally
Community Member
3 years ago

:-(

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Rebekah Haynes
Community Member
3 years ago

Literally me

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Amir Ally
Community Member
3 years ago

Wet Bear and Fur!!!

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RaroaRaroa
Community Member
3 years ago

The blood red is very appropriate.

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Or, an affair !

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C M
Community Member
3 years ago

Sippy cup wine flavor!! Lol!! Also known as the 3 liter Gallo. Bottom shelf to the right in the grocery store- flavor.

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lindsayaotter
Community Member
3 years ago

I actually utter that everyday, Tuesday or not.

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Love the last sentence !

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MysticalMan
Community Member
3 years ago

Apply to mouth.

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Angelicat
Community Member
3 years ago

"It was cloudy when we went to the Bahamas" "that sucks dude"

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C M
Community Member
3 years ago

Red stapler not included.

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Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

*buys fifteen thousand of these as stocking stuffers*

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Kim Areum
Community Member
3 years ago

i'm outta money so imma borrow some money from me mom and buy dis

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Luca
Community Member
3 years ago

My whiny posts don't smell like chocolate and red wine

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Hardik
Community Member
3 years ago

Soap for George Bush!!

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

Self absorption . I notice the rose color of self deception.

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Community Member
3 years ago

this is deep :P

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Gấu Hôi
Community Member
3 years ago

Lucian, stop building Rabadon.

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Amir Ally
Community Member
3 years ago

Finally... its here!!!

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Valentina Vitale
Community Member
3 years ago

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Galeanthropy2017
Community Member
3 years ago

This one is actually nice! I like the colors :)

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Nancy E
Community Member
3 years ago

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OCD is almost impossible to treat. So much wasted time. Sad.

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

"Did I tell you about the time I was backpacking across Western Europe?"

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HauntedForests
Community Member
3 years ago

Sounds more like sharing a room with your grandmother..... Don't ask me how I know this.

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lindsayaotter
Community Member
3 years ago

Smells like you might be bi-polar or have schizophrenia (oh, the voices!).

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d r e a m w o r l d
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol this one's for me (I have a proud flair for the dramatic)

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Community Member
3 years ago

Wow

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Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

This one's for me. Also, the wine soaps are for me... and the depression ones too.

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Sarcasticow
Community Member
3 years ago

I love the reference to selfies with that pink color! :)

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Agnes Jekyll
Community Member
3 years ago

Every single girl should have this in her bathroom

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Wyndmere
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm waiting for caramel macchiato.

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Valentina Vitale
Community Member
3 years ago

Fave.

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Galeanthropy2017
Community Member
3 years ago

I could hand these out to quite a few people...

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Sylvia Valentin
Community Member
3 years ago

Want one to leave at the office

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Mary Brister
Community Member
3 years ago

"The woods behind your house scent" - yeah, where he plans to hide the future bodies...

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C M
Community Member
3 years ago

Merlot and lollipops! They forgot to add - up to date on Judge Judy, Catfish and Hoarders

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Susan Forbes
Community Member
3 years ago

*Fresh gas scent* snort

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Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

*takes down etsy store and runs away*

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Grace Mercier
Community Member
3 years ago

Love the vibrant colors!!

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Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

I'd like to shove this down (or shove it up) my neighbor's appropriate body parts.

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lindsayaotter
Community Member
3 years ago

Don't forget the mullet.

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Berit-Bärbel Rebane
Community Member
3 years ago

Steve?

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C M
Community Member
3 years ago

It's like heavens gates when you leave the bar, open the door and the sun is shining down.

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Neeraj Jha
Community Member
3 years ago

One for me please. One carton.

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lindsayaotter
Community Member
3 years ago

Or your garbage and goo will actually kill you...

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Kara Amundson
Community Member
6 months ago

very few of us 55-yos are in here

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BeNT-
Community Member
3 years ago

Joke: I don't get it. Kim Kardashian blew a black guy, and now she has her own TV show. Ive blown 8 black guys and am making minimum wage.

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April W
Community Member
3 years ago

"Straight up hooch" 😂

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Pi...
Community Member
3 years ago

"Hey! Pull my finger!"

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