“Memes For Mathematicians”: 80 Posts Nerds Will Probably Love

Eating a half pie is the worst you can do.

That's super cute! I't totally hang that on my wall!

The funny thing about this is Schrodinger created his thought experiment as a joke to criticize the Copenhagen Interpretation of quantum theory. And I'm a huge nerd for knowing that.

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If you change Calculus to Statistics you get the opposite result.

Hehe a Möbius strip conquers all!

Made me laugh!

The limit always exists. Sometimes it exists on the infinite numbers but it still exists.

New ex gf?

Do that on a test tho and suddenly the same prof is all about showing your work

I found calculus to be pretty easy. I started young though.

Not without motion they can't. Through piezoelectricity, stress gives charge. So when someone overcharges me, that stresses me.

Our Physics teacher used to refer to constants as "fiddle factors".

Is that young Ron Livingston on the left?

Ocean Waves?

Someone gave me the numbers 51, 6 and 500 - I was LIVID!

I made a similar joke about myself today. After grunting and groaning to pick something up off the floor, I told the bartender "I can't help it! Every year goes by and I get a year older"!

I find this applicable to my situation.

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If I recall correctly, wasn’t the structure of benzene found when a scientist was dreaming?

Well I have a geology joke and it rocks

So is his wife

The Greek lowercase letter xi is the equivalent of the normal x, so it is very useful. When written by hand, any illegible scribble suffices for xi ! I'm serious.

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What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it it hits the windshield? This is just an âss question.

WOW! There is a way for Gen-X to connect with Gen-Z!

AVOGADRO! I have a degree in Chemistry so yeah.

Good one.

I'd take a collider over new generations of tanks, jet fighters or ballistic missiles every time. Maybe not the best way to spend taxpayers money, but certainly not the worst.

I just thought that was how cats in Greece spoke

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Have you guys ever managed to beautifully prove that -1=17? Would not recommend doing that during a national exam

I chuckled.

Oh, Dash.

The poor physicists tho

That B*****d!

In my day (the 80's) you better have the HP 15c or 16c calculator or you're toast in calculus.

This need to happen to all those smug business majors.

Oh, aren't we clever.

Hail Eris!

Next try a cubic spline.

Never use them. I prefer real calculators. I never go anywhere without my trusty Ti-34. It's small, solar powered and does everything I need.

Fakes testosterone test results.

We have quantum computers to run this algorythm in seconds

That's only the incompressible Navier Stokes equation, to fix it you need Favre averaging which will put the density inside the differential. The cow should be spherical in order to get get an exact analytical solution. For P = NP you need to be aware that NP complete is not actually complete. The quark diagram is incomplete. The Feynman diagram needs an extra loop. I wish my extrapolations worked that well. See, he's easy to fix.

OK smarty pants then what's 17 x 5,882,353?

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What the fck? This applies? I have to derive a proof

Oh K

And because of inflation they'd both be completely worthless

Nice Wordart

No. El Stupido!

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It's got to be 42.

That's correct.