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Remember the days when we all were in self-isolation, working, studying, eating, sleeping and spending leisure time in the comfort of our home? That all-too-familiar comfort soon turned into cabin fever, and Zoom became this surreal substitute for real human communication.

Fast forward to today, and there’s still a lot reminiscent of these times – from people rethinking their values to employees switching to remote and hybrid work models. The memes of that time are also not going anywhere, like this Facebook group “Zoom Memes for Self Quaranteens.

Launched on March 12, 2020, the group started as hilarious source of memes and today it’s home to a solid 958.4K members. We wrapped up some new memes from the page that anyone who’s currently under a burden (and a blessing in some other way) of work or studying will relate to. Psst! More Zoom memes can be found in part 1.

Bored Panda also spoke with Dr. Gleb Tsipursky, the best-selling author of Leading Hybrid and Remote Teams: A Manual on Benchmarking to Best Practices for Competitive Advantage (Intentional Insights, 2021) and CEO of Disaster Avoidance Experts about ways the worldwide pandemic transformed how people work, as well as the benefits of remote work for employees.

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FakeOptimist
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree : show us how stupid you can be and still graduate !!

Boss Lady
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes just making it to school is an accomplishment. There are homeless kids, abused kids, mentally challenged kids, lazy kids. Some can perform regardless of their environment, some can't.

Tamra
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed, and thank you for saying it.

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sofacushionfort
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know it’s just a joke, but the kid voted most popular had less to overcome than the kid (informally) voted most lonely

Miz Chelle
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To quote Albert Einstein.. "The only difference between genius and stupidity, is that genius has its limits." That speech would be effing epic!!!

simfan all day every day
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I disagree I did not want to give a speech. It would of blown my strategy of not being noticed.

Masada2
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excellence is rewarded from diligence and hard work, mediocracy not so much or failure, not at all. Thems the breaks.

Cheyanne Pavan
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES! Graduation ceremonies would me much more entertaining that way!

Christie Amador Egendoerfer
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ya know, just because you didn't get great grades in school doesn't mean that you are stupid. Einstein dropped out of school at age 15. Not that I'm promoting this 😅

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Dr. Gleb Tsipursky explained that prior to the pandemic, the habits and mental models of work centered around a physical space belonging to their employer. “However, during the pandemic, the 56% of all workers who could do their job from home changed their habits and mental models of work to focus on the tasks they did, not where they did these tasks,” Dr. Tsipursky said.

According to the CEO of Disaster Avoidance Experts, employees learned they can have much more work-life balance, less stress, more happiness, and more time with their family and friends, while still getting all their tasks done.

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    #2

    Funny-Relatable-Zoom-Memes

    Kylie Allison , twitter.com Report

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have my book that says if Bob buys 200 potatoes and eats 129 how many potatoes does Bob have

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob is obese with a metabolic disorder. Yes Bob is fat.

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    Hey!
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a wine store in our grocery store. Once in a while, we like to take a digestive. Mine wasn't available during COVID for some reason so when we did groceries and I saw it again, I bought one and told the lady that the kids drank it all during Christmas. She looks at me and says "there's a gentleman that just came in and said the exact same story" so I asked if it was someone with a S&P beard "yes" "that's my husband". LOL. I got 2 bottles that night. I was busy with the cashier and he went and bought one while I wasn't looking. salted-Car...8722b0.jpg salted-Caramel-Liquor-63707038722b0.jpg

    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If dad buys 15 mangoes and mom buys 10 mangoes, how fast does a plane have to travel to overtake a speeding 3-toed sloth?

    MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a math book it’s always the morons who goes ‘gee I think 49 pizzas aren’t enough for a meeting’!

    Ed Gomaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a delicious problem.

    Ruth Harper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mangoes are delicious, you can never have too many.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    25 mangoes? That's going to be a big fruit salad. They don't stay good for long.

    Jude Kay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the time you finish peeling them they're rotten!

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    Iampenny
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they have 25 delicious Mangoes, I don't see a problem here ;)

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    #3

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    The Dissertation Coach , twitter.com Report

    Amber.exe (She/They)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way the women are looking at him is what makes me believe the title

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you can totally read their thoughts. "Not this again", "I can't wait till this is over", "I still can't believe this dumbass got promoted over me".

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    Sekrets
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand this can be a problem but also know women can do this too. I'm a stay at home dad and whenever I'm out with my kids it boils down to comments of baby sitting, giving mom a break and such. Every woman in my life whether they have children or not give me their two cents and explain parenting things to me when I'm quite capable. I've never had another male try to give me advice or correct me. I appreciate the advice and sometimes it's useful. But this is the same thing. We're capable of taking care of children, the house, schoolwork. All of it.

    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it makes you feel any better: It's very common in my circle of mum-friends to give advice - I haven't noticed any correcting, but I'd need an example to compare. So what my husband would call annoying because "it's none of their business" is actually kind of normal exchange for me: one mother says her children still don't sleep through at 2 years old, and out come the tips from other mothers; one mother is a bit too late in running around the jungle gym and the one standing next to it gives first mother's toddler a hand in climbing back up... My husband would have an entirely different emotional experience on a playground from mine, just because he has another concept of what's "normal" concern for other people's children. - I do know that it's very common for fathers to be infantilised in many aspects, though. I'm just saying, maybe those women don't think anything of it. Parenting is something in which nobody keeps to themselves, and it's not always bad.

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    Ed Gomaz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he’s just talking about a fish. Here let me explain it to you.

    K- THULU
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My home town.....how embarrassing!!

    B B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got wet paint manspained to me last week. For contact I'm blonde so I've clearly got to be dumb! The man in question told me the paint he had just applied to the wall was wet with the words "you do understand this paint is wet right?" To which I replied "oh may is it, I didn't know paint is wet!"

    Mrs Irish Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurry up kevin, wer bored 🤦‍♀️

    urszulat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    University of Adelaide - shame on you!

    BenMaharaj
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A picture captures a moment in time, not the full event. I’m seeing someone be listened to by their peers. I would assume that before and after the picture was shot others also spoke and were afforded the same courtesy. Maybe I’m just too radical in that I don’t make snap judgements when presented with limited information using preconceptions to fill in the blanks.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are speaking from the context of being a man, I presume, so you find it to be a positive image. The women commenting here have clearly experienced mansplaining, knows what it looks like and feels like. Different perspectives.

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    Simon Kwan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stock photography is so heavily cis hetero male biased. Marketers have to stop being lazy just to accept and use first page search results as well as seek images from more diverse image banks.

    Beans
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In theory this is actual students. Idk about Adelaide University but mine in Aus always took shots of people around campus with their consent for the ads and brochures. It was never staged or stock because of false advertising here. But idk about this University. Edit: yes they use students, I looked it up. As to the way it was staged, I'm guessing some sexist did it.

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    Bel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was debunked. If you look carefully in the bottom right corner, you can see that the ad is actually for the South Australian government, not the University. It's a badly cropped image. Still a terrible picture but the university doesn't deserve the hate.

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    #4

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    Confused Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this prison nicer than my home

    Falcon on Dizzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they make these so that prison isn't just a place to put them, it's supposed to reform the prisoners and make them better people by treating them like basic human beings

    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should watch some videos on YouTube about Norwegian prisons. They get their own private shower, comfy bed, video games and the inmates have a shared kitchen where they prepare meals and the guards hang and chat with them. And none of the guards carry guns. Wow. That s**t would never work here in the US…especially Texas! Lol

    Furious George
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike the US, they actually get reformed and their recidivism rate is practically 0. It's crazy what happens when you treat people like human beings.

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    ADDee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am starting a radicalization program to end up there!

    Louise B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want 25 to life. It's so tastefully designed. I bet they have underfloor heating too. You'd have to keep committing minor crimes just to stay another 3 months.

    Hanne Klit Johansen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you get life in Denmark, you can expect to be out after 16 years

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    Mindghost
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are just the advertisement pictures. Don't buy this scam, the real cells are dark, dirty and haunted by the ghosts of the celtic graves they're built on

    Nora
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly no. I'm from Denmark and these pictures are real. Sadly we see more homeless people every year, the recent economic crisis hasn't made it easier for those with lower income. However, everyone is provided with sufficient funds for living and the homeless are offered shelters and housing. I know of some who declined because they couldn't bring their dog. But then it's their choice, and they are still taken care of. Drug addicts are provided free controlled drugs or substitutes. And of course medical care, like everyone else. It really helps keep crime rates low by giving everyone a chance for a decent life. And yeah, we also have strict gun control so shootings are very rare. Everyone can get an education, no debt. Taxes aren't even that high, we have a high minimum wage. It's called democratic socialism. Because we all chose it democratically and the vast majority are very happy with it. I still struggle to understand why people elsewhere prefer a radically different society.

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    Frua
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dane here, I can confirm, this is the new Storstrøm prison. The idea is to build the prison of the future, not the past. A lot of old prisons where actual modern when they where built. Also, it's not more expensive to make something look nice, but long term it's cheaper as people will vandalize it less.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love d decor and d natural light 🙈 never thought id say that about a prison

    Holly Benedict
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking we're number 1 and turns out, compared to other 1st world countries we're the feral children living in the woods afraid to leave our caves because it's the only thing we know.

    AffenpinscherMom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived in the Netherlands, I remember it being a thing that they would rent out prison cells to other countries.

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    When asked how remote work benefits employees, Dr. Tsipursky said that the large majority found they really like working from home: that's why 87% of workers would want to work remotely for all or a significant portion of their time, if given the chance.

    He explained further: “That's because employees benefit immensely from spending time working remotely. They don't have to spend two hours in traffic every day stuck in a commute. They don't have to put on fancy and uncomfortable clothing, such as hard shoes or heels. They don't have to pay for overpriced lunches in downtown restaurants.”

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    #5

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    Sazid Choudhury , twitter.com Report

    Saltea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The professor turned into therapist overnight lmao

    Luna Moonclan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me laughing so hard at this, until my toaster popped up. My laugh turned into a scream and that was how I died

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have to know the scientific field of said professor

    Ed Gomaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he still wants to date.

    Jane Spear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE SENT THE SECOND TEXT AT 12:01 AM

    Milla Bell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science i am so computer brained, i originally read the first message as file attachment as well.

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    #6

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    Marie Dahme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better skip that avocado toast for breakfast too!

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the end, it all comes down to wheter you have Netflix subscription or not.

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    ADDee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly baby boomers believe this!!!

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 day down, 592 years to go...

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve cut out buying food entirely, so that little 1 room shack should be mine within the month!

    Shyla Bouche
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you stop eating completely, sooner or later, you'll get your very own plot of land.

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    cwa92464
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little extreme analogy but how I could afford getting my first small house, which led to a larger 2nd, a larger 3rd,...but you do you.

    Gustav Gallifrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to Australia. House prices here are like, you get born, never eat or drink anything at all in your entire life, put all the food/drink money aside, die at 99, and you'll have enough saved for the deposit on a house.

    Anonymous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep good habits like this and you will.

    Snorkeldorf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw. You have to do that for a week.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also quite bubble gum too. You will afford an audi too.

    LJeanne T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it will only take 30 years if you keep HBO and Showtime package.

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    #7

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    Alex Travous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would I go to a planetarium to look at a planet I already live on? I'd boo too!

    Brocken Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I like this so much? 🤣

    JG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooohhh dont boo earth. Would you you boo a human for having a viral infection *smirk*

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. I'm laughing so hard I woke the cat up so now I'm apologizing and laughing and she's looking at me like I'm nuts.

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when "about" is too long to write?

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American President was there?

    LapCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahhahaha omg 🤣🤣🤣

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    Instead, Dr. Tsipursky argues, “They can spend much more time with their friends and family. They can have better balance as caretakers of children or elderly, which benefits women especially, since they are still unfortunately the major caretakers in our society.”

    Moreover, “remote work is especially desirable for minorities such as African-Americans, since they still face microaggressions and discrimination in the office, as well as for people with disabilities, which is why minorities have a much stronger preference for remote work than white males,” Dr. Tsipursky explained.

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    Ruth ChickenNuggies Report

    Passerby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, kid, me too, and I am a teacher, by the way.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the car have butt cheeks?

    Rosie Mroczynski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the kid even has a ride in a get away car

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    #9

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    francescabourdi Report

    YoChicken
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen thsi post all over bored panda

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did he pass the final exam?

    CWebby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what the cats loans look like?

    LJeanne T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat was smart. I'm guessing he did "work study" and had another pary-time gig on the graveyard shift to pay for his tuition outright.

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    Piggy Tee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shouldn't use the #texasex hashtag...

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    #10

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    Nicholas Pinto Report

    Trillian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm here live. I'm not a cat.

    VikingAbroad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our very dignified old pastor did this, managed to have a lot of colourful balloons as background for his sermon... 😂😂😂

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interviewee, "You are wrong, I asked about background not the Back. It is cloud." Next !

    simfan all day every day
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better then when my niece decided to create an only fans section of the interview and I made the interviewer feel like a worse parent then I was an uncle soothing my niece from crying while my sister in law put her clothes on

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    While there are so many benefits that come from remote work, it’s no secret that many companies are still reluctant to implement a fully remote work model. Dr. Tsipursky explained that this is because of cognitive biases, which are mental blind spots that lead to poor decisions.

    “Many leaders feel a desire to go back to the world before the pandemic. They fall for status quo bias, a desire to maintain or get back to what they see as the appropriate situation and way of doing things.”

    Moreover, “a major factor in leaders wanting everyone to return to the office stems from their personal discomfort with work from home. They spent their career surrounded by other people. They want to resume regularly walking the floors, surrounded by the energy of staff working.”

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    #11

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    Abigail Leonita Masengi , twitter.com Report

    HangryHangryHippo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jajajaja,snort-laughed at this one! Excel-lent 😂😂

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know what Excel and incels have in common? They both incorrectly assume something is a date. Yep, this joke is old, I show myself out

    Nicky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Months are numbered wrong - Sept was 7th month, Oct was 8th, Nov was 9th, Dec (like decade) was the 10th, until Augustus Caesar inserted Aug and July to honor himself and Uncle Julius.

    Joshuah Johnston
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm slightly ashamed this took me awhile to "get it."

    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's a tenth of October!

    Headless Roach
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta be careful with that equal sign or she'll become 1

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    CWebby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually great!!!

    Patrick Linnen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Adds meaning when your travel plans go to November/December.

    Ed Gomaz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t even change the date.

    Nandros M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Click Format > Cells > Number category "General".

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    #12

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    Jesse Uwu Report

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the sake of every high school student, PLEASE!

    AutisticTurtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a high school student, I'm begging whatever higher powers exist to change this.

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    Steve Robert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was too feely, so I hit him and now he's quite numbery.

    phoenix_rising
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also "synchronous" and "asynchronous" with "on zoom" and "no zoom"

    Isabel Care
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother's psychiatrist didn't know the difference

    Anna Bella Vittoria
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just choked on my coffee and expelled it through my nose...can we slow down with these plz

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    #13

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    Mary Grace G. Moser , twitter.com Report

    Charles Mayberry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love in America. We get no vacation time a year. Lucky if we have any PTO and sick days are taboo and can get you knocked hard on a performance review. Hell last week had to go home, fever of 103°F and I have to sign an attendance paperwork for "company records" on that.

    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the people saying that their jobs have better leave policies: That's very nice for you. I hope you realize how lucky you are. But there are a heck of a lot of people in this country who are not that lucky, and not all of us can just change jobs on a whim and expect to find something better. THAT'S the problem with the US: not that there are NO jobs with good leave, but that there are so many jobs without it and such a godawful job market. (And please do not reply that we could get better jobs if we would just try harder / go back and get a degree / etc. That's also not how it works.) Sorry, I'm not trying to flame you all. It just feel really invalidating to hear someone giving an honest complaint about the working culture in the US and have a bunch of other people be like, "Not ALL jobs!!!" We know. Not all jobs. But too many jobs.

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    Dan Buckley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy with my 6 weeks off a year, plus bank holidays

    Gina Babe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's insane! You can't be in America

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    Collin Lyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your boss finds every teeny tiny itty bitty mistake you ever made while your on vacation and is going ballistic

    LJeanne T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they keep raising the age you can claim Social Security.

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less than that, dude. Sometimes no time off at all!

    Milano1015385
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the pension is so bad you can barely afford to live after retirement

    Ed Gomaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the grind. Grind your soul.

    Joe Bloe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is really bad at math...

    Holly Benedict
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Struggling with that myself, I get 1 sick day every 3 months, we only observe 6 of the 12 holidays where banks or government are closed and after working for a year I successfully earned a week of vacation time.

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    Another problem is functional fixedness, Dr. Tsipursky argues. “When we have a certain perception of how systems should work, we ignore other possible functions, uses, and behaviors. We do this even if these new functions, uses, and behaviors offer a better fit for a changed situation and would address our problems better.”

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    “That's why so many companies are unable to implement effective hybrid work policies and are instead demanding that all employees return to the office,” Dr. Tsipursky concluded.

    #14

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    Abigail Leonita Masengi Report

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like leadership positions.

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, this answer made me really think. As it means, that while the girls worried about the grades, how to get the guys to work and probably shouldering the major workload... the guys learned with how much they'd get away with and how to coax other people in doing their job while still getting the fame.🤔

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    Wonderful Places
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uni group projects should be cancelled, I almost failed a class because the other people didn't do s**t

    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not always girls bearing the load. I hate group projects.

    Kate Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, yup yup yup. Welcome to the inequality

    Gwyn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have to stop this in Uni so they don't learn how to do it when they go to work.

    R J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the industry and workforce. Don’t know about others but in school teaching in Australia there are a lot of females in leadership positions. But they’ve always valued and respected me as a male so i think women in leadership positions are great!

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just did the group projects on my own. :/

    Jen F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All my group projects are always filled with terrible people in general. Group projects are the worst.

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    #15

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    Chan Narula Report

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My biology teacher does this. We will be halfway through the class and he will say something along the lines of, “Ok guys, only 42 more slides to go!”

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being the presenter too - seeing 42 more to go hurts as much.

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    Yerdua_e.d
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That scene makes me cry every time Poor Will....

    L Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a professor who used to always say, "death by powerpoint!"

    Garth Bock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a new VP of IT... She would do this PP smoke and mirrors presentation to justify her hiring more programmers while we needed more techs. She added levels of approval for every little task and moved knowledgeable people to dead end jobs. There were a mass resignation as well. Everytime she spoke many of us thought she is a fake. She ended up leaving after a year announcing she had accomplished everything she came to do (totally making our IT a dysfunctional mess). Rumor had it she was quietly asked to leave because she was an embarrassment to the higher ups.

    simfan all day every day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a professor who did this but the slides were for multiple days and a quarter of the stuff was bullets of tips, notes, and some test answers but you only knew this if you did the homework. One class during October anyone who wore pink got 10 percent bonus on their worst test.

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the person leading the work meeting. ☠️

    Pepper Scout
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, now imagine weeks of Earth Science until everybody could identify a million kinds of rocks. No disrespect to geologists, but that’s not the way to spark on interest

    Snorkeldorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were the loooooong presentations I had to sit through at work. Large screen and most of the presenters just stood in front of the audience reading all the slides out loud. Why couldn't we just sit at our desks with a cup of coffee and read them ourselves off the computer?

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    #16

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    Drew Hampton Report

    Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the gingerbread man!!! (sorry, but only 42 days until Christmas!!!!)

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    Kylie Mountain
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in this picture and I don't like it

    The Happy Hijabi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh gosh, don't remind me about all these assignments I've got.

    Dizavid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, this meme is highly misleading. It isn't depicting the other twenty fifteen-minute tasks that will catch up to me and beat me silly if I stop for just one.

    MJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i dont stop and look at it, maybe it’ll go away. 😅

    anime girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me, avoiding my half page of English homework* 🤨🤨🤨

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they'd have spent longer than 2 seconds on this meme, they might have caught the typo.

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    #17

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    Rohith Raghavan Report

    Tactical Taco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Falling off the roof gets second message* "Well F-ck"

    simfan all day every day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is no one explaining this 2 coins and a dice thing?

    Robert B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Charon is gonna be busy today. You think he ever gets a vacation?

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and die if possible" "ok" "wait, i meant a die!"

    Javel!
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    3 years ago

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    #18

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    Jackie Chan Report

    ί𝔫CίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my golly, someone roll that little tato over.

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you do that to him? He's comfy. He probably wants tummy rubs.

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    MarcyParlomerNerdGirlsRock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. Little ‘lap cactuses’, ‘ouch mice’ and ‘furry toothpick holders’ are so cute :p

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    Bored_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in this picture, and I don't like it

    JUINNO TAN Moe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too, and it's pretty annoying like oh no I miss my fun time!

    Moose Gomer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sitting in the back of a van laughing while everyone is looking at me wondering why..... they're all laughing now

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this 'Chog' in my life 💖

    Pius Xulu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the hell is that and why is it a pet?

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a hedgehog, and I also wonder why you'd have them as pets.

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    MJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That little hedgehog is living his best adorable life. 😏

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted that too. But I am the breadwinner of family of 5ive.

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    #19

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    Zwee Nguyen Report

    Confused Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE STRUGGLE IS REAL WITH THIS

    Louise B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could not agree more. My 8 year old son asked me if boxers get harsher punishment in the legal system if they hit someone out of the ring. So I googled it and all I got is 'Mike Tyson punished every competitor.

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    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anybody else feel like the Google algorithm is getting worse and worse? I look up a lot of very specific things, and the last several months, Google has stopped answering the question I asked and has started answering the question it THINKS I asked, or the question a lot of OTHER people asked, which is not at ALL the same thing. Drives me nuts.

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen! And it seems to be getting worse and worse. At some point, the whole thing will become completely worthless.

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    DebJ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. I have to LOOK? With my BRAIN?

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, I HATE these crappy partial answers. In almost every case, it is either NOT what I was searching or just a PART of it, meaning I have to look it up and click links anyways.

    simfan all day every day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you Google what you googled a different way thinking Google didn't understand your sophisticated question.

    Anna Bella Vittoria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's not in that big box above, does it even exist??? 😱

    Luke T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use Google scholar. It helps

    Stormi Silengo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are any of these “zoom” memes?

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    #20

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    Giorno Windhorse Report

    Heather W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting way to explain Government...

    Priya McDermott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU DID NIT JUST SPEAK THE TRUTH 🤣🤣🤣😭💀

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    FakeOptimist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of political parties 😃

    Ed Gomaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they are stopping each other from accomplishing something.

    Timothy Patel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s because it’s only our money they want. Corporations couldn’t afford all the government agencies but they can afford to control the head guys like the FCC Chairman Ajit Pai. This happens because the Supreme Court allowed Corporations United, oops, Freudian slip, Citizens United, to spend as much as they wanted and as a result election spending has skyrocketed. This money men are who the politicians listen to. The Supreme Court now enact laws for corporations not the people. This desperately needs to change.

    Bob La Capra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many cooks spoil the something, something

    Megan O'Leary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a similar quote in my office... 'alone we do so little together we do even less' by the great Whitney Merlau

    Jo Slatermill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just got an invitation to join a group meditation for peace, and that's exactly how I picture it.

    Ghaniyah Verma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. But it's convenient too! Dividing the tasks, you know.

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    #21

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    Kishan Trivedi Report

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use guys for everyone, similarly to the terms dude or bro

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same its gender-neutral i use it for whoever

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    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys means everyone. I call all the ladies in my group of girl friends from college “guys”. Like “Guys, when are we going to have dinner together again??”

    Edgar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you, useless bot.

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like censoring cum laude, this is the ridiculousness of this "woke" bs. Gone wayyyy too far

    Pius Xulu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To hell with these pronouns nonsense. Can't we just live? 😏

    Btsquestrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I'm from 'dude' is an entirely gender-neutral term

    Charlie Brangles
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... until we're talking about straight men having sex with them.

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    Sarah Schumm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Guys” is gender neutral is a hill most of the Midwest and pretty much all of Canada will politely die on.

    Ahni Alger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A hill most... will politely die on." I love this! It's hilarious! 😂🤣😂🤣

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    the Return of Bruno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Guys" is not a gendered pronoun in my home dialect of English, FWIW. So let's just dial down that cultural exclusivity a bit, shall we?

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    #22

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    Abigail Leonita Masengi Report

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awesome!

    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a doctorate in literature. I'm still not sure why they taught us algebra, trigonometry, or chemistry. I carried literally nothing useful to me out of those classes. I could definitely have used classes like Emotional Health 101, How to Do Your Taxes, and How the Heck Does Insurance Work.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One reason we're taught math, science, and other subjects (including literature) is so that we can decide which we want to do in a career. Nothing Charles Dickens ever wrote helped me as a mathematician, but education is more than just preparing for a job.

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    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BS. The molecules in our bodies are largely organic. Therefore, organic chemistry is crucial in understanding the pharmaceutical molecules used for the treatment of diseases. I'd never want this person for my doctor!

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last sentence is a bit extreme, but as an anesthesiology resident I can confirm organic chemistry helped me a lot.

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    Collin Lyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My high school chemistry teacher referred to organic chemistry as alchemy

    Ian Shaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heaven forbid you ever prescribe medication *shudder*

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The absolute worst undergrad class, ever!!!

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for my job. Although all the stress it caused me did prepare me how to handle all the stress I currently have.

    J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until you encounter a puzzling case. It’s part of the puzzle and that matters.

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    #23

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    Haseef Sardar Report

    Joi Cain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope goldfish cost way too much.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg i'm gonna do this for my son next time he asks for sushi

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't eat things that are smiling at me. I just can't.

    Ahni Alger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you made sure to always hold it so that it was frowning at you? Would that make it any easier? 🤔

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    Milano1015385
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way I thought the goldfish was cheese-

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    #24

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    Haseef Sardar Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is true, because the craziness was in my head all day.

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Apologies for my delayed response. I thought about texting you back every day for the past two weeks, but I just didn't".

    Kate Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm afraid I've added to the collective idea that people who work in hospitality have no life outside of work by using the 'sorry I've been mad busy with work' excuse for years when really I've had plenty of free time but prefer to burrito myself in my duvet and not respond to messages

    Weim Central
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "burrito myself in my duvet" may just be the best phrase ever! I wish I could hand you a 🏆.

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    Worst Cop in Britain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me whenever my work asks me to come in on my day off

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me a really long time to get into the most comfortable position. Just crazy!

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    #25

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    Muhin Al Bangali , twitter.com Report

    Cute panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait… I did this all that time and sometimes still do, FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have reached quantum entanglement

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friendzone - you're doing it right

    Ash
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww I used to do things like this in elementary school too...

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting on top is farther then the cuddling.

    Orchid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend crying after reading this 👌

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    #26

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    Mary Grace G. Moser Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot to unpack there

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why. Do u need. A cardboard box that big. For POTATOES

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watermelons! You sit on a throne of lies!

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those roast potatoes look pretty good.

    JUINNO TAN Moe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it onion box, a potatoes box, a bread box or a watermelon box?

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But those chocolate croissants look really good

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie.At first I thought they were chocolate drizzled croissants as well. 🥐

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    Caroline
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A family member of mine lied on his first ever CV making out he had more qualifications than he actually did. He got his first job, made his way up and has become very successful. It worked for him, but I don't recommend it. I couldn't do it, I'd be constantly worried they'd find out lol

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    #27

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    Muzamil Report

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you say "It depends... what do you want me to do?"

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't slide the camera cover over (so doesn't state camera off) and say it must be something wrong with the video "but I can still hear ya, so go ahead"

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there....done the ensuing combing-my-hair-putting-a-sweater-over-my-wrinkled-PJ-top dance as zoom started chiming at me

    Justme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right up there with “how late are you here ‘till?” Just because I’m here doesn’t mean I’m available.

    MJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I do not like unannounced or uninvited video calls. Sure im free, but it’s 10 am and i still look like i just rolled out of bed… which was 3 hrs ago.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am smart. Because I don't have smart phone

    Orchid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me *no!!!!!!!!!! i’m a tree now!!!! trees no have internet let alone talk*

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No one is free who must work for a living, but I am available>" (Illya Kuryakin, The Man from U.N.C.L.E.)

    Allie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's absolutely the correct face that this situation.

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    Jesse Uwu Report

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... censored...at least they're consistent.

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they mean sensoring as in sensing, feeling their presence? (bit of a stretch, I know lol) (edit: eh, forget about that one. I misread yours as "at least be consistent" and didn't see they misspelled the top one as well. My bad. :D)

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    Edgar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems they censored intelligence in those universities / schools.

    MoMcB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was playing Storm Shot and they censored accumulate

    Peter Trudell Jr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everyone going off about 'cum', but no one's talking about "horseshoe on a rim"??

    Des
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to make something dirty that was not dirty at all

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    Rudaynah Toofany , twitter.com Report

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accidentally minored in Art History. So yes.

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you 'accidentally minor' in anything? Asking for a friend

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    Argle Bargle
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sociology is all about the waffle and big words to pretend you're saying something profound. My essays were like, ' The juxtaposition of blah is inconsequentially related to blah blah hitherto, quid pro quo.'

    Alex Travous
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once read the back of the book to read what the book was about, figured out the main characters names and made up my book report by filling in the blanks. Took me an hour to write it and I still magically somehow got a B. I'm pretty sure the teacher didn't read it either though lol

    simfan all day every day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my major in Criminal justice and lock them up and forget the key wasn't the right answer EVER so yes

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. A letter of recommendation for a boss I was desperate to get rid of.

    SobyKay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad Im not the only one 😂

    Lianna Bolt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when I was little, my older sister wanted to be a school teacher. During summer vacation , she would make up a class room in our basement & make my brother & I play along. I was so bored, I started quoting the Berenstein Bears on my work sheets. My answer to every question was, “Release another bee!! Muwhahaha”. Safe to say, I flunked “summer school”.

    Silre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much every paper I wrote in my sophomore year

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    Jackie Chan Report

    YoChicken
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro i was inputting a bunch of names and grades and graduation years and then manually entering all 120 email addresses (based off those things) bc i didn't want to deal with the formula, and then my dad was like NO THIS IWLL BE FASTER and wasted a FULL 30 MINUTES trying to figure out a fkin formula. I completed it manually in literally half that time.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a saying in engineering. Why waste a day performing a task, when you can spend a week automating it. I bet your dad had fun figuring it out at least.

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    Susan De Nimes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they never had to use Lotus 123. Excel came as a relief after that.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say that, Lotus 123 was such a massive pain in the a**e!

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    Helena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love excel. I love that I can automate things, easily scrub data, and visualize data, just a fan. It isn't the right tool for everything, but it is a good tool.

    Lynne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a long time finance person I love Excel. I am so enthusiastic that my secret Santa once gave me a "I ❤ Pivot Tables" mug.

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Je suis seul car il ne veut pas apprendre Excel Et je meurs car il ne veut pas apprendre Excel Comme les marins, qui fument des cigarettes sur le canal, ah. Mais Excel ne sera pas appris aujourd'hui Mes pensés sont françaises.

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1984 was a good year. And a good book

    Samira Peri
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There were spreadsheets before Excel. CalcStar for one.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excel is a millennial ;)

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women were happy alone. Men were happy with their children. Specially daughter (men are still feel happy with their daughter ).

    Miz Chelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im the exact opposite! I LIVE for excel!!

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    Rifat Z Report

    Ruth Harper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same goes for first year law students vs. those preparing for or those who have just taken the bar exam.

    Jerry Mathers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this also applies to folks who are just starting out in the workplace and those who just getting ready to retire from it.

    K-Hey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am deeply interested in the source of this artwork! Is it cover art for a metal band?

    Rob Woollard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not absolutely certain but judging by the figures on the left, could be Iron Maiden

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    Another Fool on the Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this picture, especially since the skeletons seem to have much more more fun, so the ride has to be pretty awesome.

    Bobby
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are illiterate people doing? -- Operating the Roller Coasters !

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    Shiela Marie Clarino , twitter.com Report

    Telepathetic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have only 2---One's Lost and the other's out looking for it

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, might as well be productive with those 3 brain cells

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain cells are down to 1% …and the charger is lost.

    Charles Mayberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a male guitarist. I have a single brain cell I share with my bands other guitarist. It's currently his weekend to have it. So I have no braincells only jello up there.

    Grammarly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one, his name is Jeremy and he's been on vacation since last Friday.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are solar powered. Unfortunately I’m allergic to the sun.

    simfan all day every day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well us guys gave you the third like your extra rib, that extra brain cell was judgemental and kept telling us not to do that really dumb thing we were thinking of doing.

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're taught. I don't do that, but I do mention (because I'm both forgetful and have a dead spot in my brain where I keep names and acronyms) that I have certain weaknesses. I'm also a rocket scientist, so I'm not stupid, though.

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    Sarah Report

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in my teens with my 63 year old back pain

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro Tip: The more sedentary you are, the more your back will hurt. I say this as someone who has been disabled by chronic pain for 23 years. Get up and move.

    WoodenLion
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would have to back up to have 63 year old pains. i would do it if i could.

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    Im_ya_girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in my teens with 63 y/o joint pain cuz of dance

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *me in my thirties with a decomposing skeleton*

    Jewels737
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had back pain since my early 20s. I’m...in my late 40s now & my heating pad is my best friend. My lower back kills me daily. I've also already had neck surgery for a ruptured disc...so, yeah. I hope to god I can keep a strong neck. With my job I’m so worried it's gonna go bad again...as of now I still have full neck movement but if it happens again...I'll be screwed.

    Alane Lambert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was diagnosed with Ankylosing Spondylitis at age 28 after four years of being misdiagnosed, I was really walking around like that for most of my 20s.

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    Aisha Odusanya , twitter.com Report

    Cappuccino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you can still stand

    Livy Leonard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry the pictures on its side I think you need to rotate it

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    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    literally me. i'm about to finish year 10 before moving up to senior school and i am dead

    Orchid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶I’m still standing!! yesh yeah yeshhhh🎶

    Truice Zer0
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    used to be a competition in my school which teacher could cause the most sleep deprivation for finals... the most I lost was 4 days and I had no f*****g clue where I was or what I was doing. it should be illegal

    #35

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    Abigail Leonita Masengi Report

    Cappuccino
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah until their passport gets stolen...

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a toss up - my passport photo and driver’s license both look like mug shots taken just after I’ve been arrested for vagrancy.

    JL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then airport security wonders why your passport has a club stamp in it...

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to before I learned to drive

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha i have to if i've traveled to another country

    simfan all day every day
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever had a passport I would use it to confuse the bouncers they would look very puzzled but that's because public ed in America sucks

    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard if people use their passports as IDs like that, it's because their drivers license is suspended or something similar

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    Paige Miller Report

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    Katie Nguyen Report

    #38

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    Abigail Leonita Masengi Report

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Someone explain why George Bush is… I don’t get it.

    Charles Mayberry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As others have mentioned already Bush was reading to school kids when the 9/11 attacks happened, and he had known about the first plane before going in, and when the second plane hit a guy came in and whispered to him "another plane has hit the second tower." A moment those of us that witnessed it will never forget. One of those memories that etches deep.

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    Gala Guiba Guerrero
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    He had an incident at some other time in which he vomited on the lap of some other statesman, during a big international dinner. Hence the comment of the “soup hitting the fan”, as opposed to the “s**t hitting the fan”

    Well-Dressed Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, no. That was George H. W. Bush, who was the father of George W. Bush. George H. W. Was president from 1989-1993. The Twin Towers incident happened in 2001, when George W. was in office.

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