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Perhaps a few times a day, we have those magical moments where, almost wordlessly, we share an emotion or experience with someone. This might be through a moment of human understanding or simply something comical happening, but the internet has allowed us to connect and document these things like never before via hilarious memes about life.
The “HilariousTextx” Instagram page makes funny and relatable captions for images and experiences we all might find familiar. So get comfortable, scroll through, comment your thoughts, and be sure to upvote the most hilarious memes for adults here.
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#1
Becky Samuel 2 years ago
Yes, they're absurdly beautiful, but unfortunately so inbred that they suffer from many genetic conditions. Such a shame.
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Bored Retsuko 2 years ago (edited)
Yep, the small pony looks like he's allowed to wallow to his heart's content!
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Does anyone else buy a cute outfit but doesn’t try it on in the store because you know how bad it’ll look in the mirror, then try it on at home and the mirror shows the same 🤷🏻♀️
Living Example 2 years ago
I think I've found my spirit animal, the depressed one on the right.
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Erik Ivan 2 years ago
Yeah. Usually it's the husband cooking if the wife does not do it. It's called sharing a househhold together.
Maisey Myles 2 years ago
What?!? Did I read that right? A husband and wife sharing responsibilities?!? Well, I never. What a concept
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tuzdayschild 2 years ago
I could teach you to cook. But the key is wanting to.
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Max Fox 2 years ago
Why would I want my wife to cook? I am an excellent cook, and I love cooking. She is amazing with salads though - for the past 10 years or so, I've never had a better salad anywhere. She does the salad, I take care of the rest. Sometimes she'll do one of her Russian soups in the winter.
Couragetcd 2 years ago
DH just wants me to make enough that he can stay home to be a house husband.
Notyomama 2 years ago
My hubs does the shopping. His Grandfather and Father did the same though.
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
I never liked Rolf Harris but couldn't put my finger on exactly why. Something about him just really put me off. Boy did I feel vindicated a few years later.
Cara G 2 years ago
I felt the same way about Jeffrey Jones as a child. Whenever I watched Beetlejuice, Howard the Duck, or Ferris Bueller, something in my brain told me "this man is bad". Later brought up on child pörnography charges.
Load More Replies... Michelle C 2 years ago
Sometimes we’re the ones who dislike someone and sometimes we are the people other people dislike. I’ve definitely had both experiences and I’m grateful for them. A willingness to grow and learn from one’s past is key to true life change, isn’t it?
Pan dulce 2 years ago
I was that person at work & in my family because I didn't talk about hair, nails, tits, d***s, gossip & talk s**t like they did. I was way too independent while they were clique-y & vindictive. I was dumbfounded by the things they chose to believe about me & for them to have been so easily manipulated & used by the specific people. Some things were just so unreal. I couldn't win over that kind of willful ignorance & pack mentality. Walked away from both & am happily living my best life.
T'Mar of Vulcan 2 years ago
My case: Kevin Spacey. Watching him always made me feel like I needed a bath afterwards. Woody Allen as well.
Is a Sense of Humor Really an Essential Part of Life?
There is nothing like humor to lighten the mood, keep someone entertained, or just make yourself look interesting. While the traditional things one looks for in a partner are attractiveness and the ability to provide, studies show that both men and women report that humor is a vital characteristic when looking for a potential partner. 90% of men and 81% of women in one piece of research rated it as attractive and something they actively seek out.
While the statistics would show that men value humor more than women, men still value physical attractiveness even more, while women are willing to compromise on attractiveness if the potential partner is funny. Self-deprecating humor, which often does fall into the “painfully relatable” category, is often considered particularly attractive, as it conveys the person's self-confidence in that they can actually laugh at themselves. A liking for hilarious memes about life also helps!
#4
Daniela Lavanza 2 years ago
Considering that cats have 9 lives, he'll gonna have to work very very hard for his fluffy one.
LizzieBoredom 2 years ago
Cat: "Oh my God! What's happened to his head?????".
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JM 2 years ago
Yes! When I leave to go to work I the cats it’s so I can pay my half of their mortgage.
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Marco Richter 2 years ago
You can lack concentration sometimes even without a diagnosable condition
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Aboredpanda 2 years ago
Ways to help against this: keep your finger on where you are. Shake your leg or have a fidget toy, etc. Some people with ADHD actually walk around the room whilst reading. (The activity stimulates the brain and helps with focus.) Listen to instrumental music (prevents boredom and helps keep focus, without being distracted by voices and lyrics). Coffee does help, but not huge amounts of it. Space it out through the study time and dont have espressos. Get enough to drink on the side; coffee dehydrates. Kepp small healthy snacks by your side so you don't get hungry. I could go on. 😅
Joe Reaves 2 years ago
I find ambience videos (coffee shops, university libraries etc) work well for stopping me zoning out.
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CHRIS DOMRES 2 years ago
I don't have any attention problems and legal documents still make my brain glaze over.
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Haha, half asleep taking my doggie outside at 4:30 am, actually read the first one and had to scroll back up to read it again
#6
Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago
Finally, I get to blast the cocomelon theme song on full volume.
Of course, “attractiveness” is just how we measure things we like in other people. Humor and hilarity aren’t fun because they make us attractive to potential mates; they are just enjoyable human experiences in general. It’s also a great shortcut to bonding, as humor relies on shared experience or understanding, so if two people find the same thing funny, like these hilarious memes for adults about life, it’s a marker that they might get along. Not just romantically but as friends, coworkers, or even just neighbors.
#8
Passerby 2 years ago
I once forgot my email address and the password right after I newly created them, so I had to got through the whole process again. What a fun time I had.
Penguin Panda Pop 2 years ago
Yep. Me: "I won't write it down, I'll remember it". Brain: "sure, whatever. Hey here's a random thought about something. And now I don't know the password. Sorry bud."
Ed sheran away 2 years ago
this is why i always keep a lot of notebooks that contains passwords, then if i changed it then didnt rewrite the password on my notebooks im doomed
AxolotlViolet (they/them) 2 years ago
I forget my passwords but remember all the lyrics in a song that I hate :(
#9
Rae Ramirez 2 years ago
Just thinking about this movie makes me cry!! Especially the live action one
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Alecto76 2 years ago
I can't watch this movie. With people teasing him and then that absolute song/scene when his momma's in the train car. I just can't.
Cat Crazy Lady 2 years ago
Same here. I believe I have only seen it once. Just.. too sad. Makes me cry. Elephant man too. (I know bad example but..)
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Mistiekim 2 years ago (edited)
My mom never had us watch movies like Dumbo, Bambi, etc., when I was little because she hated the sad parts. Meanwhile mom and dad take us to see movies like Romancing the Stone where I was traumatized for life when that guy got his hand bit off by an alligator.
The Veil of Fire 2 years ago
This is me,. I know why. Don't ask me why. Its a long story and it just makes sadder to tell it.
Besides entertainment, humor does have a host of other psychological benefits. First and foremost, feeling good is good for you, surprise, surprise. But research shows that positive humor, as in the ability to be funny and find things funny is connected to better health outcomes. It might not offset a Big Mac, but a few hilarious memes about life a day could keep the doctor at bay, for a bit at least.
#10
Ryan Edwards 2 years ago
This was me, my brother & his wife when we discovered Murdoch Mysteries!!! We watched 15 seasons in 3 months! It's a Canadian series that is essentially a modern day police drama but it is set in the late 1800s thru early 1900s. It is an EXTREMELY self-aware show that KNOWS it is ridiculous in many of its plots and exploits it to make it even more ridiculously enjoyable. It is a wholesome drama/comedy/cop show/soap opera. It takes a certain personality to "get it" and enjoy it.
René Sauer 2 years ago
and then somewhere between season 4 and 5 the quality starts to drop dramatically.
Son of Philosoraptor 2 years ago
It was meant to be five seasons and done. Then they got renewed and had to scramble. I still think the episode with Death in Chicago is one of the best moments in episode TV
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Jules (they/them) 2 years ago
(These are all shows that have a good number of seasons/episodes and that I really liked) She-Ra (and the princesses of power), Bones, Warehouse 13, Fringe, Alias, X-Files, Phineas and Ferb, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Once Upon A Time, Supergirl, The Flash, Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure, Stranger Things, Grimm, The Librarians, Gravity Falls, Agent Carter, Locke & Key, and a lot more that I may add when I remember.
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
I'm just now finishing up binging 'Grimm' and I'm depressed that there aren't any more! I was a big fan when it was on TV. It was unique and very entertaining. I love the fantasy/sci fi genre!
Load More Replies... Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
When you find a show that has 1 season, 5 episodes, and 15 minutes per episode: *still the same size bag of Cheetos because we all know how long it’s gonna take me to watch those 5 episodes with my 2 second attention span*
José Gabriel Morais da Silva 2 years ago
ME AND "HOUSE", EVER SINCE I FOUND ON MY STREAMING CATALOG
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Shiva Ho 2 years ago
I remember when I got my one and only promotion to manager but they failed to give me a raise for the added responsibilities then criticized me for doing all the extra work they gave so I retired!
Billy Harrelson 2 years ago
I've started acting my wage at work. I'm supposed to be a team lead. Have been for the last year now. Well those above me have decided not to pay me to be a team lead. I finally got the raise I've been asking for, and I'm grateful for that, but those above me decided that it's best for me to make the same as those I'm leading. So I'm quietly just doing my job, checking up on people from time to time but I really don't want to lead them if I'm only going to make the same pay.
Catlady6000 2 years ago
Frankly, I'd have a hard time respecting the leadership of someone who accept same or less than me. I've also been in you're situation. Get out ASAP.
Load More Replies... Son of Philosoraptor 2 years ago
Then again, we all say What Would Susan Do? at my place. For real. She knows more than anyone else here and we love her.
Michelle C 2 years ago
I had one like this in a previous job and I truly hope that she has grown from her experiences.
Ambry Petersen 2 years ago
Or the 18 year old assistant manager who thinks she's better than all the older cashiers who have worked there for 5 to 10 years. They only hired assistant managers from customer service, and the only reason she got into customer service is because no one else wanted the job. She then acted like the workplace was her own personal high-school popularity club. Giving perk to her high school friends and expecting the older employees to do all the work and treating them like c**p, because she thought she was better than everyone because she got the job not realizing that she only got it because literally no one else wanted it, not because she was qualified in any way, shape or form, which was aptly demonstrated by her behavior.
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago (edited)
I was the corporate controller. The new receptionist (that I did not hire) seemed to think she had a lot more importance than she did. I came back from lunch and she had changed the radio station, so I had to remind her that this was a place of business, not her living room and the N word was really inappropriate. All kinds of petty little things, but the bottom line was when she changed the password on her computer & refused to give it to me. I was like, "You do understand that I am your supervisor, right?" She assumed that since the owner had hired her, she's the only one she had to report to. She lasted less than a week and that same owner is the one who came in a fired her.
Lara Verne 2 years ago
Or when newbie tries to tell you how to do your work. Or when new supervisor is the person, who has absolutely no idea about your work.
#12
ThéveNinja (she/her) 2 years ago
Calculating minutes until I HAVE to get up makes my brain feel alive
Anxious Aardvark 2 years ago
Laying in bed until the last minute, then shouting "All right, all right, I'm getting up!" even if no one asked, or no one is listening.
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Daniela Lavanza 2 years ago
I for one never do so: I'm awake, I get up immediately. You don't even enjoy this time knowing you'll have to move very soon.
Jennifer Clayton 2 years ago
Noooo, someone tucked him into those sheets. That would freak me out. Plus, there's like a 90s cordless landline phone on the floor? Nope. He was kidnapped by a serial killer.
Teresa Thomas 2 years ago (edited)
Ugh yes, every morning I have to be productive. If I have no work or social obligations, you better believe I'm getting up at 7:30 to go get coffee 😂
Lady Lestrange 2 years ago
Lays there and ponder over whether I really need to get up.. and then realize I'm poor and in dire need of money.
However, not all humor is created equal, and maladaptive humor does not necessarily help a person with their health. Self-deprecating humor is good, but some people take it so far that they start to believe all the negative things they say about themselves. Similarly, aggressive humor that attacks others or has a lot of negative energy tends to not really make anyone feel better.
#13
Mila Preradović 2 years ago
How many underpants do these guys have when they can afford to ignore laundry for weeks?😳
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
I weighed my full laundry basket out of curiosity one time… 38lbs. I also have to drag my laundry up two flights of stairs to get it to the washing machine
Clown fish 2 years ago
My poor 14kg washing machine couldn't handle your full laundry basket
Load More Replies... Pickles, Pennies, & Ponies 2 years ago
That's what I'm doing right now. I took a shower and shaved my legs, that's enough. I'll do it tomorrow.
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
When the pandemic hit, I had to take the laundry to my moms house instead of the laundry mat , then dad got sick so I was there every Sunday helping out, was able to only do 2 loads as I didn’t want to overwork her machine( I usually do like 2 of those large jumbo machines at the laundry mat ) fast forward to present, that’s the remaining laundry in that pic
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Anne Reid 2 years ago
Funny, I was the youngest so I had to sit there! Even on my 37th birthday. My best friend & her guy drove one of my brothers & I to dinner so we could drink. My other brother met us there after work, and since he commuted by bus he didn’t have his car. The thing is, us three siblings are TALL. At 6’, I’m the little one. Never knew an SUV could feel tiny until I was squished between 6’4 & 6’5! We sure missed Pop’s 1972 Pontiac that night 😂
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Vasana Phong 2 years ago
We always had station wagons ( there was 5 of us kids) me and lil brother always sat in the back flat “ trunk/storage area, long trips we’ll put a blanket down and lay there, happy child hood memories 🥹
The Other Guest 2 years ago
Ah, the "way back." Best seat in the entire car!
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Cooking Panda 2 years ago
I actually like the middle seat, because i can see the road instead someone's back of the head
Hiro Lee 2 years ago
Yes, never had to sit there because I was the only one who got car sick!
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Tamsin Far 2 years ago
Yes. At some point in my life I just gave up any hope of growing legs anything longer than those of the average 8 year old and accepted this to be my place for the rest of my days.
MezzoPiano 2 years ago
I always sit in the middle seat. I get motion sickness really bad, and I am far less likely to get sick in the middle seat because it's the only one with a full view out of the front of the car.
#15
Bo'owowo'uh 2 years ago
It's under the most visible cat's head to the right of the annoying human's arm
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So, just being relatable isn’t enough; we can relate to pain and sadness, depression and loss just as easily as anything else. Even if a person is making a self-deprecating joke, it’s pretty easy to reflect those same negative feelings on one's self. So perhaps reconsider when you make the same “I’m a lazy slob” joke for the ninth time today; it’s definitely no longer funny, so choose one of these hilarious memes for adults instead.
#16
Minh Chau Do 2 years ago
yep, crying for half an hour, a little later, alright just because a kid came to the counter.
Load More Replies... The Veil of Fire 2 years ago
Yep. I'm definitely a "let me get mad, let me get over it, and let me move on from it." Type of gal. I don't thrive on drama but just let me do my thing, my own way, and things will be much better.
Lylah Mcfadden 2 years ago
being dramatic is sooo fun to me its truly something i do to entertain and amuse myself
your local 1D10T 2 years ago
my sister was pregnant i had a glass of milk "her milk" she threw the milk jug on the floor u see this would be fine i guess... i was making the waffles she asked for it was a measuring cup
#17
lonely miso 2 years ago
“Did you clean your room?” “No, I picked up a single sock then slept for an hour.”
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Kiri 2 years ago
This happens to me all the time. Sometimes I say something and people look at me weird and I have to specify that I'm joking. ;-;
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago (edited)
Even though you stated you were joking, somehow it solidifies to them that you are not joking...So you just have to fade away into the wind 🙃...
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Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
When this happens and you’re on boredpanda: “todays weather forecast: downvote storm*
AnnaRachelle 2 years ago
Been there a few times. My mam always said you need a certain intelligence to understand wit and humour
Son of Philosoraptor 2 years ago
I get that sh*t all the time and it's infuriating. No, I did not actually ride an orca while singing LaTraviatta. Is there any common sense left in this world?
#18
The Veil of Fire 2 years ago
Im pushing 60...that's me. More often than I care to admit.
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Liv 2 years ago (edited)
Come to my place then. Ice-cream and coffee as rewards? I'd even order take-out tbh
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Certain aspects of life do end up with more joking and humor, however. The workplace is a classic example of this, as work jokes are a way to relieve stress. Similarly, the workplace involves a number of shared experiences among a group of people, so it’s a lot easier to set up jokes with an audience that understands you.
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Double the trouble 2 years ago (edited)
Or when you always tell people to forget there ex's and be happy and me being depressed and crying over my ex for a months and always sad and gloomy but masking it all
#20
Diolla 2 years ago
As an introvert I much prefer a place with a view where I can move around. Not this.
Red Panda 2 years ago
As a claustrophobic introvert, this is a nightmare.
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PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
I am a claustrophobic introvert, so I don’t like this either
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*•.¸𝕘๏๏𝘴ê𝕘๏𝔡¸.•* 2 years ago
i shall always be watching tho waiting for my next attack...
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pamela nichols 2 years ago
I suffer from insomnia sometimes I'm up 2 or 3 days when all i want is 6 to 9 hours of sleep uninterrupted
ILoveMySon 2 years ago (edited)
If only it would last more than three hour increments for me. Ugh.
While work is the most common venue for hilarious memes about life one can find examples in most areas of life, public transportation, traffic, pet ownership, and ordering a coffee, just to name a few. All of these involve some similar difficulties, experiences, and moments that a clever or funny person can exploit to garner a few laughs. They also are good topics for small-talk humor, unlike politics or religion.
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sara fulmer 2 years ago
Anxiety: OH hey guys! Something bad is gonna happen.... something ¯\_(°°~)_/¯
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
One guy trained his cat to take care of it. All it took was the judicious application of a laser pointer.
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Milan Chleborád 2 years ago
Gotta be honest, I scrolled two posts down before I got this and laughed for a minute. Well done.
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Tee Rat 2 years ago
According to my older siblings my parents wanted to return me but lost the receipt.
Birgit M 2 years ago
My older sister told me I was the afterbirth that usually gets thrown in the trash, but they forgot.
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Magazine 2 years ago
I used to tell my little sister we were princesses in disguise. Even fabricated a princess certificate burning all the edges of a sheet of paper to make it look old.
Cara G 2 years ago
This is adorable! My mom uses to tell my sister that she was purchased from a pig farm and her name used to be Suey Pigoletto but our parents changed it to Jamie. I'd then try to undo the damage by telling her that no, she wasn't actually a pig, I went to our grandmother's house for a sleepover when Mommy was in the hospital delivering her, and whatever else a five year old can think of to soothe a toddler. I like your idea so much better! ❤
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Rissi 2 years ago
I told my sister her entire childhood that she was once a twin but her other half pissed me off so I buried her under the huge rock in our front yard.
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PotatoNinja5000 2 years ago (edited)
We found mine at the zoo and I never miss the opportunity to tell them that we'll take them back if they act up.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Middle child here. Was found in a dumpster and the raccoons want me back. I was fairly convinced I was adopted too because I looked nothing like my parents or siblings. Genetics are very interesting especially when you see me with my two siblings; sister looks like my dad, brother looks like both and I'm just such an amalgamated mix I don't look like anyone. Hair colors, skin tones and eye colors are all different too so we barely look related
From this perspective, humor is also a tool, as it humanizes us. A manager might throw in a few hilarious memes for adults now and then to show that they are still in touch. We are more likely to remember something if there is a punch-line attached to it, which clever markers will exploit. The cost of your laughter is a few moments of attention and memory.
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David A Paterson 2 years ago
Being a potato is complicated, too. You either get killed and eaten, or have the life drained out of you caring for five babies at once.
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
No, potatoes get sliced down the middle, covered in butter and cheese, and eaten.
Demonic child of hades 2 years ago
i found a shirt on amazon saying potatoes gotta potate and i need it
Norm Gilmore 2 years ago
In the book The Truth by Sir Terry Pratchett one of the evil henchmen (Mr Pin) is reincarnated as a chipping potato... So maybe not😁
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#27
On the flip side, laughter and humor help with endorphins, which make us more creative. Incidentally, this is why you often have good ideas in the shower, the pleasure of hot water literally makes your brain work a bit better. But electricity bills being what they are, some hilarious memes for adults about life might be the cheaper solution.
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Claire Bailey 2 years ago
How can you have a caption of unpossible and not have the picture of Ralph Wiggum?
Jaya 2 years ago
I think it's completely ridiculous that it's "impossible" and not "unpossible", and I think we should start rioting until it's changed.
Dan Flo 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah, people are imaware of how unpractical these rules are.
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A Jones 2 years ago
ah so a consensual hug. I'm not a hugger, but people seem to like it.
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Valerie G. 2 years ago
or as Sheldon Cooper used to say "When someone is upset, you ofter them a hot beverage".
Load More Replies... Adam Zad 2 years ago
Water is such a useful substance! Need to lose weight? Drink water. Have a headache? Drink water. Hungry? Drink water. People annoying you? Drown them in water.
Bored Alpaca (She/Her) 2 years ago
YES, I am extremely socially awkward so I never have any idea what to do in these situations
River wolf 2 years ago
I’m actually scared of crying people, so I sprint to my room and put a pillow over my head. It’s one of my two actual fears.
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Daniel Atkins 2 years ago
Based on a true story means there are people with that names that might have had something similar but not quite and that this is what a friend of a friend’s hairdresser told them.
Tee Rat 2 years ago
According to my mom's sister's hairdresser's 2nd cousin twice removed.
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Suzy Creamcheese 2 years ago
I wish I had a dollar for every horror movie that's claimed to be "based on a true story."
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Remember Texas chainsaw was "based on a true story" aka the writer walked into a hardware store, saw a wall if chainsaws and thought to himself "I bet this would clear out the room real quick." The End. Texas Chainsaw Massacre born
Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 2 years ago
i HATE when that happens!! i HATE when i watch a really difficult, a really SAD movie that throws that in at the end!! for petes sake, at least warn me up front!!
R1MV4Superleggera 2 years ago
Me when Wife wants me to get up early on Sunday to do something, something...."in the name of the Father, son and holy spirit! Back off yer evil woman, back off! (😅)
So if there is any takeaway, it’s a lot easier to be relatable than outright funny, but once you understand what things and experiences people tend to share, it will by proxy be easier to be funny at the same time. Just remember, laughing with someone at these memes from HilariousTextx tends to bring both pirates benefits while laughing at someone is more hit or miss.
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whineygingercat 2 years ago
Wonder how much sugar and caffeine it took for that one to sleep standing on his head?
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
I remember when my sister was getting married, all family members came to stay at our house the day prior, I’m talking about no room to walk as they slept on the floor, some decided to go to a hotel, my brother said he woke up and someone took his pillow, we still have no idea who did it
Marilyn Holt 2 years ago
eight kids, four hound dogs, and a piggy we stole from the shed in grandma's feaather bed
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Lovely little lesbian 2 years ago
Getting dressed is simply too much work sometimes. Towels are soft, simple, and it gives you some time to enjoy being clean before soiling yourself being productive
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago (edited)
"Soiling yourself being productive" - we have questions. I've been productive - never soiled myself, so...
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Sanni Salo 2 years ago
I wish I had towel large enough to cover my head and my toes (at the same time).
Daycare Attendant Sun 2 years ago
This is why I bring my clean clothes into the bathroom and set them on the counter. My towel doesn't leave the bathroom, I MUST get dressed, and sitting on the toilet lid is too uncomfortable.
Inclusion2020 2 years ago
Me sitting in a towel talking about how I need to take a shower but not actually doing it for 97 years.
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Claire Bailey 2 years ago
It's wombok / Chinese cabbage. But very cute and I want one.
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Nitka Tsar 2 years ago
My aunts. When they did something wrong: „oh just let it go I‘m sorry ok?!“ When someone did them wrong: crying until you grovel and beg for forgiveness (it‘s exaggerated but sure feels like it sometimes)
whiterabbit 2 years ago
100% my boss. I always treat people with the same level of respect they treat me, you dont get more because you're my boss.
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Alicia Kessinger Bader 2 years ago
The reason authorities take pictures of both sides of a person's head is to be able to use their ears as identificating factors ... just like their fingerprints.
Rachel Ainsworth 2 years ago
The underlying premise that if someone pisses you off enough it's okay to hurt them is not cool.
Meredith Parker 2 years ago
Well, because of your youth, your side pictures are pretty good. That should make you feel good.
Karri Berkowitz 2 years ago
That's how I knew my last relationship was over. I was practicing my alibi in the mirror.
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The Other Guest 2 years ago
Since Grandma lost her teeth, she's been soarking more corck than ever!
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Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago
I wish that’s what this meant- if you don’t know you’re probably better off that way 😅
Load More Replies... iamjusthereforthecruise 2 years ago
before my dirty mind could activate, i thought it was the bus manufacturers making a joke about people holding the pole
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
I was thinking robots bending something. But maybe I've been watching too much Futurama.
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Kiri 2 years ago
I've gotten to the point hehehe I just say "I didn't hear a word you just said"
Wyndmere 2 years ago
I just told you my aunt Edna died. Why aren't you listening?
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Hey! 2 years ago
My husband and I were sitting at a table with 6 other guests. Someone was going to win a grant to start a business. This guy besides me starts talking about his idea and I do all the words of encouragement I can think of - no one else was saying much - the correct questions, etc. After a while, he and his partner both leave. My husband turns to me and says "Are you crazy?" I'm just stunned; I have no idea what he's talking about. Then our friend tells me why they think that. Apparently, it was about killing people and running in the woods, kidnappings, ransoms, etc. (it's been ~30 years so I don't remember most of the details). "Oops, sorry. I didn't understand most of what he was saying". Everyone was flabbergasted that I could hold a convo without hearing the other person (his lips were moving too fast to read). They weren't that upset afterwards; they mostly laughed, shaking their head. LOL.
Barbara Speckner 2 years ago
Yes! I'm so afraid I will laugh once and then find out the other person has mentioned sth sad and think I'm a d**k.
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Lylah Mcfadden 2 years ago
that looks like a close up of Joey Tribbiani's face. Can someone pls tell me if im right?
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I can't do that...someone always echoes behind me "that was soooo fake" And facepunch.
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Alyssa Phillips 2 years ago
My husband raises his hand and says "solve or stratch?" Do I want help or do I want him to scratch my head (I love head scritches). It is a wonderful system.
arthbach 2 years ago
When someone starts complaining, ask the question, "Do you want help finding solutions, or do you want to get it off your chest?" If they want solutions, try to help them find them. If they simply want to talk about what is bothering them, then shut up, listen, and make appropriate noises from time to time.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago (edited)
We don't want solutions sometimes and just want ro be angry
Angela C 2 years ago
I've literally never understood that. Like if you don't have a solution don't bs one but if you have a thought on how to fix my problem I'd like to hear it because I'm actually a reasonable human being
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Blondieybat 2 years ago
Substitute hubby and that is totally me. Eventually he just lets me get it out of my system and brings me a beer.
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Miss Mali 2 years ago
U can afford Mac and cheese . . . U living the high life my friend . . . Try life in the Ramen lane!!!
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Ropre 2 years ago
I've always been heavy. I've lost and gained back weight my entire life and I hate when someone says "You lost weight...you look great". It just makes me feel like s**t because I don't want my weight acknowledged at all plus I know next time I see them I'll probably be fat again......lol
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
At one point I was given a new position at work that was a bit more demanding with strict deadlines. When complimented on my weightloss (about 20 lbs) after several months and asked what I was doing by my boss I, with a stoic face and complete eye contact, responded "stress from this job" and went back to my desk. They were quietly stunned but my workload didn't ease up.
Queen Penelope 2 years ago
Poverty is why I'm fat cheap processed food and only able to afford 1 meal a day so I starve making my body store every bit
Robert Beveridge 2 years ago
Nutritionist: "tell me what you've eaten the past week for breakfast, lunch, and dinner." Me: today's the first, I've eaten oatmeal for the past four days." (based on an actual conversation at the beginning of this month)
Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
last week was 3 days before payday and my i was forced to eat tofu anytime I was hungry ~
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Deborah B 2 years ago
Reality doesn't live up to the expectations set when you were a child and everyone made a big deal about your birthday.
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Tata Connasse 2 years ago
It's my birthday today, and I woke up feeling like the guy on the second picture. Guess what I'm doing ? Well, this is supposed to be MY day, so : pajamas, cats, Bored Panda and books.
MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
I heard the song playing in the first photo (think it's from an old Vine)
Goose of the Ahonkalypse 2 years ago
They play it on the big screen when they switch out pitchers at my local Minor League baseball park. I always wondered where it was from.
Load More Replies... Ropre 2 years ago
I hate my birthday and not because I'm getting older. I've always hated being the center of attention and I hate that others are forced to plan anything for me just because it's my birthday.
kansasmagic 2 years ago
Good news is, the older you get, there are fewer and fewer people who will feel "forced" to plan anything at all.
Load More Replies... lonely miso 2 years ago
Can’t relate I went to take 268 pics of flowers, cars, koi fish, cement paw marks, and mystery domes this year for my bday.
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
My birthdays are also kind of anniversaries of my cancer diagnosis. I turned 10 during my first stay.
kansasmagic 2 years ago
Did you just turn 47? Because I had that box too. Don't see the empty beer cans, though.
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Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦 2 years ago
I absolutely have a friend like this. She's a sweetheart, but when she's drunk ... See above
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
This is the cutest thing I've ever seen... kids have no sense of Personal body space
Kim Armand Nielsen 2 years ago
I have a freind who gets sentimental when drunk. The trick is to get another two beers into him to get through the well known stage!
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
That is an inordinate amount of trust in the charging cable. No wonder people have phones with broken screens.
your sarcastic bestie 2 years ago
honestly i listen to music more than i listen to anyone else 😭😭
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kansasmagic 2 years ago
All self help gurus: Only *you* can give yourself the life you want! Me: Well, s**t...
Em 2 years ago
The thing is, you won't. You won't spontaneously drop dead and it's very hard to successfully kill yourself. Odds are you're going to live well past that age; might as well make peace with it now and save yourself some time.
Load More Replies... Meredith Parker 2 years ago
I should have been born with instructions. It would be a lot easier.
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Liv 2 years ago (edited)
Happened to me (just getting to know him and then couldn't say no). And then almost happened again. Several times. 😵💫
Karolína T. 2 years ago
Umm... reminds me my wedding (I planned only one night and then I felt inmodesty to say him good bye). We had 21st anniversary this year...
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David A Paterson 2 years ago
I look closely at every corn field I pass to see if I can catch a glimpse of the grim reaper doing his day job. Reaping corn.
the_avenging_knight 2 years ago
Why do I feel like the grim reaper would be cool to have as a friend?
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ShyWahine 2 years ago
And not about to change anytime soon! Love my old school jams – that’s house cleaning music right there…
Samantha 2 years ago
ShyWahine, I read about a parent playing 'The Clean up Song' on YouTube, and gave it a go, much to my surprise I got up and cleaned up my flat, it was very helpful, lol :)
Load More Replies... Miss Mali 2 years ago
Oh thank the universe . . . I am not the only one . . . And yes like I already said ADHD is a b***h!!!
Minh Chau Do 2 years ago
ADHD really is a bish. I get stuck on Hayloft 2 for a bit, move on to some Melanie Martinez songs, and then go to Everest by Dream.
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PupperPanda 2 years ago
I've got 150+ songs on my playlist, but Spotify insists on playing the same ones again and again...
I_am_Allan 2 years ago
I listen to "classic rock" ... songs from the 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s. Every day. Sometimes for 8 or 9 hours.
PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
For me it’s the same songs I’ve been listening to for the past years, and I see no reason to change that
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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
It is, but honestly, it's exhausting. I prefer to just skip straight to indifference.
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kansasmagic 2 years ago
Saw this recently: "No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved."
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Daniel Atkins 2 years ago
Jokers to the left of me clowns to the right here I am stuck in the middle with you.
Michal Dolyniuk 2 years ago
Well, is just a oxytocin. Nothing to believe. Unless u are flat earth believer some sort.
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Jamie Solt 2 years ago
Technically they should be red and not orange since the bag is Flaming Hot Cheetos. Still reminds me of our cat though hahah
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Kat Hoth 2 years ago
I need a new pair, but damn they are expensive; insurance only pays $75 total.
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The Mediterranean Fruit 2 years ago
Or when you do it at :00 but it didn’t even beep. Skill level 1000%
Cody 2 years ago
Or you can just mute the microwave. Usually by pressing and holding the "2" button for a few seconds
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k1ddkanuck 2 years ago
I used to do this as a kid so as not to wake up or bother anyone in my household. Did this with my ex so as not to wake him up or bother him when I was hungry after getting home from work super late and he had to be up early. I still do this now that I live alone. Not even sure why.
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Unstable_Artist 2 years ago
But at least we have motivation that will last until the day of said activity
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The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 2 years ago
Long phone is loooooong. XD
Load More Replies... Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago
And it’s even worse when the typing symbol comes up for like 3 minutes and their response is just something like “oh”
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
Worst is when you go out of your way to physically/mentally/financially help someone, then a week later they are back where they started
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The Mediterranean Fruit 2 years ago
I am 5’2 and one of my friends is 6’1. I think it’s great that she in confident enough to wear 3 inch heels.
Vasana Phong 2 years ago
You’re taller than me, I’m 4’9, still gets mistaken for a child
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The Mediterranean Fruit 2 years ago
A kid on my xc team used to have the following schedule: school from 8-3:30, xc practice from 4:30-6:30, work from 7pm-2am, get some sleep between 3am and 7am. Repeat. He functioned reasonably well, but still not healthy
2x4b523p 2 years ago
I envy poeple who can function on only few hours sleep. My stepmother is 65 and only needs 3-4 hours sleep her entire life waking up fresh and rested. She goes to 24hr gym at midnight because it’s quiet. I need 9.5 hours otherwise I’m a zombie, less than 8 hours and I can’t trust myself to drive. People with less sleep requirement just get so much more done, sometimes I feel like my life is being robbed off me.
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The Kitten Overlord 2 years ago
The other day I played one of my favorite songs (My Ordinary Life by The Living Tombstone) and my Daddy said “…Well that was a weird song.”
Load More Replies... The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 2 years ago
Seriously though, I'm extremely hesitant to share "my" music with people, it somehow feels too personal?
The Kitten Overlord 2 years ago (edited)
THEY ALWAYS THINK IM WEIRD UGGGHHH Edit: except my little sisters they always jam out with me
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HaloMasterDoge 2 years ago
Well yes how else will he hear his brain malfunctioning.
Load More Replies... kansasmagic 2 years ago
Might as well say "have you tried not being yourself?" Well, I'll try, but it hasn't worked so far.
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Norm Gilmore 2 years ago
Ooh. Very bad phone ettiquete. Up there with answering someone elses phone or reading their messages..
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kissmychakram 2 years ago
Never go back to a lover, a house or a job. Best advice I can offer.
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Tom Hardeveld 2 years ago (edited)
ah yes, the famous trial of Mister Wonka versus The Chocolate Factory
Em 2 years ago
Same. If it's idle nonsense, texting is fine. If you need to actually talk to me, please just call.
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SmooshieFries 2 years ago
Its not ice cream noww- it was a delicious vanilla cone dipped in chocolate then topped with peanuts. What you see now is the brilliant fudge filled BOTTOM of the cone so the melted ice cream doesn't leak out all over you
Glen Moore 2 years ago
They melt? I've never had one last long enough to see that phenomenon, it's cuz I'm a fatty
Load More Replies... David A Paterson 2 years ago
I don't get it. That's a waffle cone, but that doesn't look like ice cream.
freakingbee (she/he/they) 2 years ago
it's the last little bit of the cone with chocolate
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Ed sheran away 2 years ago
i took a picture of you from ur upstairs window
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The Kitten Overlord 2 years ago
This is my thought process in those Bored Panda posts which a lot of pictures of a certain animal that no one comments on.
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Kat Hoth 2 years ago
Me too, as long as I don't have to get into the water.
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Lex <3 (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
I know, it’s crazy, but somehow I found another screaming trash demon.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
That kid in the white shirt was the one who tried to flirt with me last week. They both are my classmates
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I know him personally and he doesn’t deserve anything
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HaloMasterDoge 2 years ago
Friends correct other friend’ stupid mistakes. But yes they also are supportive.
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The Kitten Overlord 2 years ago
My friend has a bf that’s only toxic to her friends. His YouTube channel makes me cringe and scream.
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ThéveNinja (she/her) 2 years ago
Idk about this one…sometimes when we “reject” people, it’s because they genuinely make us feel unsafe.
Jude Corrigan 2 years ago
It isn't just about who loves you,you have to love them back. It should read, I haven't met the right person yet.'
Super Beast 2 years ago
never settle for the dudes who complain about girls who know their value
Minh Chau Do 2 years ago
when we reject, it's because they either have low grades, are overly obsessed, and messy/disgusting af.
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