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"When you are the first to laugh at yourself, everyone else laughs with you, not at you."

There's a subreddit called r/SuicideByWords and its 674K members are sharing photos of the best (worst?) self-inflicted insults they can find on the internet. And believe me, they're the best at what they do. I refuse to believe there's a place where self-deprecating humor is edgier and funnier than here.

From regular guys denouncing their sexual performance to aging movie stars questioning their relevance, this subreddit has it all!

#1

Broke Af

Broke Af

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Prilsy
Community Member
5 years ago

Me too, pal

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    #2

    That’s A Yikes From Me

    That’s A Yikes From Me

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    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Im an introvert, I reckon I go the better part of a year alone without thinking about it... I would eventually go weird, but I think I could live like that especially if I had dogs....

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    #3

    What Would You Choose?

    What Would You Choose?

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Same bro same

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    #4

    Flat Earthers Don't Make Any Sense Tbh

    Flat Earthers Don't Make Any Sense Tbh

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    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    there’s no curve yes, but there’s a horizon… that photo literally debunks their whole argument

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    #5

    Today's "Boobs" Thread On Askreddit Is Triggering The Feels

    Today's "Boobs" Thread On Askreddit Is Triggering The Feels

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    HAHAHAHHHHHHAA PURE GOLD

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    #6

    He's Not Looking For That

    He's Not Looking For That

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Omg thats actually hilarious

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    #7

    I Can See Clearly Now

    I Can See Clearly Now

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    Life is ?
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    She loves you. She won't.

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    #8

    Killed Two Birds With One Stone

    Killed Two Birds With One Stone

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    Lav Oravaf
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    good one... you made me LOL

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    #9

    Oh Ted....

    Oh Ted....

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    Julie Bonenfant
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Swing and a miss, Ted.

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    #10

    The Embarrassment

    The Embarrassment

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    Hansel Indenbirken
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oooof!!!!

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    #11

    That’s Rough Buddy...

    That’s Rough Buddy...

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    Persp Gold
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ha!

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    #12

    Suicide By Exam

    Suicide By Exam

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    James016
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Deserves an A for self awareness

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    #13

    That's What He Said

    That's What He Said

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    TmKhr
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Ouch!

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    #14

    Dang, Wish My Memory Was That Good

    Dang, Wish My Memory Was That Good

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    mcborge1
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lol.

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    #15

    1860 Suicide By Words

    1860 Suicide By Words

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    New Prometheus
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    He looks like not-so-well-aged Phil Dunphy

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    #16

    King George The 1st

    King George The 1st

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I look like my ancestor! Google John Quincy Adams, It looks even worse on a girls body

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    #17

    This Is The Best Self Inflicted Insult

    This Is The Best Self Inflicted Insult

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    TmKhr
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Hilarious :D it's great you're having a good time

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    #18

    This Man Needs Some Love

    This Man Needs Some Love

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    TmKhr
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh yes, I too know the feeling

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    #19

    I Think Every Reddior Should Do This

    I Think Every Reddior Should Do This

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    T-This is... 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

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    #20

    This Hashtag Is Stupid But Here A Suicide That Made Me Laugh

    This Hashtag Is Stupid But Here A Suicide That Made Me Laugh

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Honestly, you're safer avoiding the whole pack

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    #21

    That Definitely Hurts A Lot

    That Definitely Hurts A Lot

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Maybe the fact that there are only foreign scientists is involved with this record.

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    #22

    Found My First One

    Found My First One

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    T Simmons
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You should see the rhododendron ponticim here in the uk- !

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    #23

    Quarantine Problems

    Quarantine Problems

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    kasa alex
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I laughed too hard at this

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    #24

    Does This Count

    Does This Count

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    Life is ?
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yes you are so sweet and funny.

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    #25

    Seth Rogan Knows Who He Is

    Seth Rogan Knows Who He Is

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    Gillian Mackenzie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I love his laugh!

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    #26

    Invisible

    Invisible

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF.

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    #27

    German Humor At Its Best

    German Humor At Its Best

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    Francis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    heuteshow! :D i'm simple, i see german things, i upvote :D

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    #28

    Well, That Backfired..

    Well, That Backfired..

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    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    ...not *my* mother, but *a* mother... somewhere... probably

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    #29

    But You Have Heard Of Me

    But You Have Heard Of Me

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    Aroace tiger (any pronouns)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I feel sorry for blob fish.. They look awesome underwater!

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    #30

    Ahhhh, Tinder

    Ahhhh, Tinder

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Slivovica - that man/woman is a gourmé! I would like do that mistake very much and thank you.

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    #31

    It Hurts

    It Hurts

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    Laura Carney
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Poor Zuko

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    #32

    Honestly Same

    Honestly Same

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    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Same... :(

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    #33

    That's My Favourite Halloween Costume Too

    That's My Favourite Halloween Costume Too

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    James016
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Good old Pakalu. He always delivers

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    #34

    Ngl Had Us In The First Half

    Ngl Had Us In The First Half

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    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Same. But uncool is to mild to describe me.

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    #35

    Trash

    Trash

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    Life is ?
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sweet

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    #36

    We Are Humble Creatures

    We Are Humble Creatures

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I've tried to tell the next generation because it was revelation when I worked it out. If you like the look of a guy, buy him a drink. Chat to him while you both have a drink. If by the end of it he's not for you, you know what, he's not going to mind if you say 'thanks for the chat' and disappear because you know what, a girl bought him a drink. And if you found that you like him more, off you go girl. So much safer and easier than hanging around hoping the right guy will fancy you and approach you.

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    #37

    Death And Finances

    Death And Finances

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    Life is ?
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    They thought it couldn't be you.

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    #38

    Highly Relatable

    Highly Relatable

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    Prilsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Honesty is always appreciated

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    #39

    Ended His Own Career

    Ended His Own Career

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Serves you right

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    #40

    Dang

    Dang

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    WhoAreYouToSayPandasAreBored
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The plants produce oxygen so they are actually quite useful, unlike you. Lol

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    #41

    Well That's One Way To Put It

    Well That's One Way To Put It

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    You're not calling anyone else, either

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    #42

    A Very Rare And Relatable Attempt

    A Very Rare And Relatable Attempt

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    But have you ever been to a party celebrating nudibranchs??? I have. And I wasn’t the only one there 😜

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    #43

    Conan O'brien Puts All His Jokes They Turn Down For His Show Onto Twitter

    Conan O'brien Puts All His Jokes They Turn Down For His Show Onto Twitter

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    Aroace tiger (any pronouns)
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Sorry if I offended some people with my comment. I'm sorry..

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    #44

    You Brought This Upon Yourself, Elon

    You Brought This Upon Yourself, Elon

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    TmKhr
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well that comment didn't age properly

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    #45

    Perfect Fit

    Perfect Fit

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    Sarcastic Cow
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    That is an actual size of pockets on female clothes.

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    #46

    Say Goodbye To The Rainbow Logos

    Say Goodbye To The Rainbow Logos

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    Mysterious Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's me but all year round.

    #47

    Suicide By Proper Grammar

    Suicide By Proper Grammar

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    T Simmons
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Semi colon could be a full stop, but isn’t

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    #48

    Good Ol’ Elon

    Good Ol’ Elon

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    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Doesn't Elon have like 7 kids?

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    #49

    Thought This Belonged Here

    Thought This Belonged Here

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Thats absolutely accurate TT~TT

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    #50

    Sometimes You've Just Gotta Own It

    Sometimes You've Just Gotta Own It

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    Guy MacGregor
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well I mainly noticed the undercoocked ("raw", one would say) meat :/

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    #51

    I Felt That

    I Felt That

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    ElenaK
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow, so many lonely people!

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    #52

    Coronavirus

    Coronavirus

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    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Smae

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    #53

    Touched By Women

    Touched By Women

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    Neil Bidle
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The grammar hurts as much as the response

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    #54

    Quick How Do I Yawn On Android

    Quick How Do I Yawn On Android

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    Community Member
    5 years ago

    🥱

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    #55

    Online Dating Is Hard

    Online Dating Is Hard

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    #56

    It’s True

    It’s True

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    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That's just sad.

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    #57

    Also I'm Wet Garbage

    Also I'm Wet Garbage

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    Mazer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And basically left in pieces

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    #58

    We Are All Sad Losers Now

    We Are All Sad Losers Now

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    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I hate getting roped into politics XD

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    #59

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

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    #60

    I Feel Personally Attacked

    I Feel Personally Attacked

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    Carmen Sandiego
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

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    Trash. No one steals that. No one who is human, that is.

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    #61

    Sad Times

    Sad Times

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    CAMAW
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Me now: so, did I improve in drawing? 16 y. o. Me:...........................

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    #62

    I Mean, I Can Relate But, Man

    I Mean, I Can Relate But, Man

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