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Someone In Colorado Is Putting Up The Funniest Signs, And Here Are 50 Of The Best New Ones
If posting puns was a sport, this guy would take third, second, and first place — he's in a league of his own.
Vince Rozmiarek, who lives in a small Colorado town of Indian Hills, started publishing his dad jokes nearly a decade ago when he began volunteering for the local community center and took over managing its roadside message board.
At first, he put up messages for community members, but on April Fools' Day 2013, the former stay-at-home father went for a joke. It ended up going a "little haywire".
"There's a heavy police presence in the neighboring town of Morrison, where a lot of speeding tickets are issued," he said. "People hate those speed traps, so on the sign I put 'Indian Hills annexed by Morrison'. I pranked everyone in town and got a call from the Morrison Police Department an hour later."
And Rozmiarek has been trying to outdo himself ever since. Continue scrolling to check out his latest puns and fire up our earlier publications on his work here and here.
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a fruity dream of delusion 4 years ago
*aggressively pets them on the head as i whisper* if it not’s too much trouble, would you mind sleeping?? like, forever?? maybe if i’m nice enough..
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Headless Roach 4 years ago
The real trouble there is to reconcile gross habits with a net income
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a fruity dream of delusion 4 years ago
ah, the wave of mortal terror my ears get when i hear my step-father start to shriek along with a hamilton song.. 😌
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Final score:
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Headless Roach 4 years ago
I am usually late to work, but I always make up for it by leaving early
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Boluwatife Folorunso 4 years ago
Never stop trying 🤣🤣 buddy!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Victory is yours!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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YourAverageIdiot 4 years ago
I have a sign reading "Changing the toilet roll will not cause brain damage."
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Eat Dirt Crow 4 years ago
How do you get down from an elephant? You can't, it comes from a goose
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Frank Barrett 4 years ago
Indian Hills was founded in the 1920s as a vacation-cabin development for Denverites and a way for the landowners, the Van Derbur undertaking family, to make money. This was before subdivision regulations, so the lots were tiny, and the cabins were not well built. There was no municipal water supply, no sewer system, and the roads were all dirt. The area became a hotbed of Ku Klux Klan activity. In 1957, Marilyn Van Derbur was named Miss America 1958. When she was 53, she revealed that she had suffered child incest from age 5 to 18 by her father.
Kenneth Brodigan 4 years ago
Reading these angers me. And I don't know what to do with my anger. Isn't it enough to be a good man...
Frank Barrett 4 years ago
Indian Hills was founded in the 1920s as a vacation-cabin development for Denverites and a way for the landowners, the Van Derbur undertaking family, to make money. This was before subdivision regulations, so the lots were tiny, and the cabins were not well built. There was no municipal water supply, no sewer system, and the roads were all dirt. The area became a hotbed of Ku Klux Klan activity. In 1957, Marilyn Van Derbur was named Miss America 1958. When she was 53, she revealed that she had suffered child incest from age 5 to 18 by her father.
Kenneth Brodigan 4 years ago
Reading these angers me. And I don't know what to do with my anger. Isn't it enough to be a good man...
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