Whether you have previous experience as a parent or not, we can all agree that pregnancy isn't necessarily all that glorious. It's a beautiful moment in a parent's life as they eagerly await the arrival of their baby, but when we idealize it as something purely idyllic and miraculous, reality kicks in, and we start to realize it's not all roses and rainbows. Pregnancy can get messy, both for expecting women and the future fathers actively participating in this important event.
While outsiders may make assumptions about the experience of pregnancy, those who have had the chance to go through it know that it's not always what it seems. Fortunately, there are some very reliable sources that share honest yet funny facts about this blessed condition. Today, we've curated a new collection of chuckle-worthy posts shared online by mothers-to-be themselves, shedding light on some of the not-so-magical moments of pregnancy.
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I Think My Wife Forgot She Was 7 And A Half Months Pregnant When She Tried To Hide So She Could Jump Out And Scare Me
I Called Chewy To Tell Them The Packages They Are Sending Me Are Too Heavy Because I’m Pregnant And If They Could Be Split Up. I Got This In The Mail From Them
My Pregnant Wife Is Practicing Swaddling On Our Dog
Bored Panda reached out to Claire Falconer, a certified women's hormone coach from Australia. On her social media profile, she helps future mothers and shares valuable tips related to hormonal health, fertility, preconception, pregnancy, and postpartum. Apart from assisting her followers on the pregnancy journey, Claire continues her own adventures by traveling Australia in a camper van with her partner Luke and their two beautiful children, 2-year-old Beau and newborn Reef.
Motherhood often comes with unexpected challenges. Apart from all the wonderful moments, women have to face some difficult situations. That's why we asked Claire if she could share one of her personal experiences related to being a mom. Falconer told us: “As a mother we sacrifice our bodies, our brain cells, our social lives, our sleep, eating a hot meal, our money, our energy, our patience all in the name of unconditional love. Motherhood is wild, daily I’m reminded just how lucky I am but also questioning how am I going to survive.”
My Girlfriend Is 4 Months Pregnant, And I Got This Fortune Today
My Pregnant Wife Claims To Have Found The Perfect Onesie For Our Soon-To-Be-Born Son
This Is How We Announced Our Pregnancy To Our Friends And Family
Asked to share a bit more about the realities of pregnancy that often go unnoticed or unspoken, Claire said: “I think the realities of pregnancy are now shared very openly. The fatigue, the nausea, the constant heartburn, the insomnia, the constant feeling of being uncomfortable, the back pain and hip pain and so much more physical symptoms everyone is so aware of. What isn’t spoken about so much is the fear and anxieties, the constant checking the toilet paper after every wipe for fear of losing your little one, the fear of will you be enough, will you be a good mum, will your relationship survive. The constant questioning yourself is sometimes enough to send you insane.”
Texting Bernard The Update After My Appointment
Subjects Pictured Are Not Pregnant, Give Me Back My Damn Pillow
At 30-Weeks-Pregnant, I Told My Husband I’d Like To Have Some Pie. It’s A Win
But we shouldn't forget that, first of all, the time of expecting a baby comes with some wonderful benefits: “Something else that isn't shared so much is just how beautiful and powerful pregnancy can feel. People seem to always share the bad. But pregnancy can be beautiful. I felt the most sexy I have in my whole life during pregnancy. Every time I looked at myself in the mirror I was reminded that I was actually growing a human. I was making fingernails and toes. It was a beautiful time in my life.”
First-Time Dad, Costco Had A Diaper Sale And Baby Not Due Yet. Did I Go Overboard?
Warning For All My Pregnant Mamas Out There: This Can Happen From Vomiting
My Sister Is Pregnant With Triplets
We wanted to know what, according to Falconer, is the most rewarding part of being a mom that makes all the challenges worth it. We found out that: “The unconditional love you feel for your little ones. Motherhood is the toughest job in the world but what these little people do to our hearts is what makes it all worth it. That little smile, or giggle they give you is worth even the worst night's sleep.”
Wife Is Pregnant With First Child, Due In 58 Days, Must Practice
Made My Pregnant Girlfriend Pancakes
I Think I Jinxed Myself Complaining About This Pregnancy Being Hard. Today I Broke My Right Foot And Left Ankle. Everything Just Got 1000% Harder
At least you get to relax now with everybody doing things for you!!
Lastly, we were curious what advice Claire would give to other moms-to-be or new moms who might be facing some of the less glamorous aspects of motherhood. Falconer shared with us: “Do what you need to do in order to survive, there is no 'right way' to do things (obviously within reason). You will get so much advice from so many people and it’s often so overwhelming and this adds to the stress of motherhood. Trust your gut, and do what works for you, your family, and your baby. No baby, no mother is the same. You do you!”
We Recently Announced Our Pregnancy. My Dad Wanted To Know How Big The Baby Was. I Told Him The Size Of A Sweet Potato. A Few Minutes Later, I Received This Picture
The Struggle
There's No Medal For Giving Birth, But My Partner Made Me This
I’m A Pre-K Teacher And Asked My Students For Name Suggestions. They Did Not Disappoint
You Currently Have 2 Brains In Your Body, And That Doesn't Help Either. The Struggle Is Real
After fifteen minutes of searching, I found out that I had put the car keys in precisely this place because that's such a nice logical place.
Seeing Blue band butter makes me happy because it means it's a Dutch picture.
My Husband's Genius Drawing On My Baby Bump
This Pregnant Lady's Dinner Choice For The Past Two Weeks
In Case Anyone Is Wondering, I Am "Walked With An Opened Tub Of Butter To The Garage And Put It On The Passenger Seat Instead Of In The Refrigerator" Weeks Pregnant
The Dude I Work With Found Out That His Girlfriend Is Pregnant
Poor guy, it looks like he needs time to gather his thoughts. When my wife told me she was pregnant with our first child, I sat down on the stairs stunned for a few seconds, realized that probably wasn't the best response, then got up and hugged her. It didn't quite come off as the spontaneous joy I had hoped for.
I Guess Pregnant Woman Can't Drive Broncos
Pregnancy Massage Table. Amazing Invention, But Can't Stop Laughing
That Moment You Pour Chicken Broth Into Your Smoothie Blender Instead Of Almond Milk. Great Way To Start Off The Morning
In Need Of A Laugh Today
I have a wonderful picture of me and my father comparing our bellies :)
My Fiance, Normally A Lean Machine, Has Experienced A Lot Of Swelling During Pregnancy. Here's Her Foot
My Wife’s Pregnant Belly Makes It Look Like She’s Smuggling A Pumpkin
My Wife Is Pregnant. I Guess She Thinks I Won't Know What To Do When The Baby Is Born, So She Got This To Help Me Out
A Friend Needed A Pregnancy Announcement, So I Obliged
When I Thought I Looked Pregnant vs. Now
My Pregnant Wife Is Trying To Choose A Color For Our First Nursery. I Present To You My Work Of Art - "Indecision (In P Minor)"
My Husband Made My 3rd Trimester Cake
Pregnancy Is Going Great, Why Do You Ask?
Did I Really Just Go In Public With Two Different Shoes?
Gosh I Hate The Combo Of Extreme Nausea, 4 AM Cravings And Not Finding The Damn Can Opener
Everyone In My Life Over Thanksgiving: You're 29 Weeks Pregnant! Is The Nursery Done? My Nursery:
My Pie Craving Is Next Level. Just Needed To Share With My Fellow Pregnant Peeps
Pregnancy Snack
Today Is A Significant Day For My Wife's Pregnancy
Wanted To Do Something A Bit More Grand To Break In My New Lodge 12", But My Pregnant Wife Wanted A Grilled Cheese At 2:30 AM
Preggo Brain. Wore My Slippers To Take The Boys To School But Forgot To Change Into Work Shoes When I Got Home Before Going To Work
And yes, I can still see my feet I just didn’t look down until I got to work.
Grabbed My Stuff For Work This Morning And I Realized When I Got To Work That I Did Not In Fact Grab My Beauty Blender… I Grabbed A Boiled Egg
When You Order Subway So It's There When You Get Home From Work, But Forget That They Wrap Delivery Orders In Foil, So When You Stuck In The Microwave It Catches Fire
The microwave and sandwich are both fine. My pride is a little wounded though.
My Wife's Pregnancy Photoshoot Dressed As Vecna At An Abandoned Pizza Hut In Vermont
My Pregnant Step-Mom's Nutella, Onion, And Cucumber Sandwich
I remember walking around with a whole onion and a bottle of ketchup..... Just squirt and bite 🤣
Pregnancy Brain
Pregnant Lunch
Hmm olives, peppers, grains, cream cheese and bagels?! I would totally eat that - looks delicious!
My Friend Had Her Pregnant Belly Painted, I Think If You Press The Belly Button She'll Explode
My Pregnant Wife Is A Warrior. One Week Left, And She Is Still Out Running Errands With Me. This Is Our Last Costco Run Before The Baby Is Born. Thought This Was Funny
Back When My Wife Was Pregnant With Our First, She Had A Craving For Ramen Noodles Prepared With Kraft Mac And Cheese Powder. Behold
That actually doesnt sound too bad. I wonder if she also wanted the flavor pack from the ramen? I like the texture of ramen noodles
My Very Nauseous Pregnant Wife's Dinner. Finding Food She Can Digest (Or Even Think About) Has Been A Struggle
Happy Birthday Dear Preggo Cravings, Happy Birthday To You
That looks like my 8th birthday cake except the candies were dinosaurs
Living With A Pregnant Woman
Living with a pregnant woman involves coming home, taking a shower, putting on PJs, getting comfortable, getting back up to make her a snack, getting comfortable again, driving to Taco Bell for a Crunchwrap Supreme, and waiting for what's next.
What, You Ask, Is Pregnancy Brain? Oh, It’s That Thing That Makes You Not Realize That Tea Leaves Are Extremely Light, So 1 Pound Of Them Is, You Know, A Ton Of Tea
So you order an entire pound of tea leaves, and this arrives.
It’s Been 5 Hours Since I Got To Work And I Just Realized I’m Still Wearing My Slippers From This Morning
My Pregnant Sister
Vegemite Roll Stuffed One Inside The Other. I’m Pregnant, So One Roll Wasn’t Going To Be Enough To Fill Me Up, And Eating Two Rolls Individually Seemed Like Way Too Much Effort
Pregnancy: Vanilla Ice Cream And Salted, Buttered Corn
Well, creamed corn is a thing, so why not ice creamed corn? Kinda curious now
Smores Poptart Pancake For Pregnant Wife
Hors d'Oeuvres For My Pregnant Wife On Mother's Day
Our Friends Decided To Make Us A Cake Celebrating Our Pregnancy. It Was Delicious
This Is How My Friend Announced His And His Wife's Pregnancy On The Internet
Deconstructed Harvey’s Hot Dog Aux Cornichons And Sweet Tomato Compote. Pregnancy Craving
I made my husband go out and get cherries. In March. In Australia. No idea how/where he got them, but he did. You do not want to grumpify the whale!!!
Pregnancy Brain In Full Swing - Meant To Grab A Spare Towel To Take Swimming To Sit On In The Car On The Way Home... Grabbed Lucy’s Wee Mat Instead
Triple Butter. Peanut Butter, Butter, Nutella, And Jelly. Yup, I'm Very Pregnant
I mean, out of all possible combinations, this is one I would be okay with trying for myself
My Pregnant Wife's Microwaved Hot Dog On White Bread Because She Wanted It Immediately
I can just visualize a very pregnant wife not being able to get off the couch yelling "IMMEDIATELY!!!"
Sometimes I Can’t Decide What To Snack On, So The Solution Is A Little Bit Of Everything. I Liked This Combo. It Hit All The Flavors, Had Diversity, And Was Fairly Well-Balanced
Doritos And Mustard On White Bread: A Pregnancy Craving Bedtime Snack
I Told Myself I’d Eat Healthy When I'm Pregnant
I’m Thinking That Maybe Preggo Brain Is A Real Thing
Tried Making Coffee With Pregnancy Brain
As a non-coffee drinker married to a non-coffee drinker**, who was raised by a non-coffee drinker single dad, I'm not sure I get this one. The filter doesn't look right but I don't know what I'm looking at. Is that a tortilla? **Note: We get our caffeine other ways, don't worry. We're human. *sips Monster*
Pregnancy Brain: Putting The Tupperware Of Ranch In The Dishwasher To Be Cleaned Like This
Cell Phone Holder
I've gotten to the point where I have pregnant friends whom I graduated with, and it's so odd that they're already married and pregnant at 19.
My Brand New Salt Grinder Broke And Poured Half Of Its Contents Into My Container Of Freshly-Made Mashed Potatoes For Dinner. I’m Pregnant. Tears Were Indeed Shed
Never Understood How People Did This, But I Am Now A Part Of The Club
Potato Salad And Sharp Cheddar On Corn Tortillas. Wife Is Pregnant
I Have Now Burnt These Eggs To A Crisp Forgetting That I Started The Eggs And Decided To Take A Shower
What doesn’t show here is that before this mishap I already did this same thing once this morning. I have a brain inside of me but somehow I think I’ve lost mine! I have come to accept that pregnancy brain is real!
39-Weeks-Pregnant And Don’t Care About My Diet Anymore
Preggo Brain Is A Real Thing! When I Pulled The Half-And-Half Cream Out For My Coffee This Morning I Did A Total Double Take... And Then Giggled
See, I was neither the adult who put away the ice cream last night nor the first to get half-and-half for coffee this morning.
My Pregnant Sister Sent Me A List For "Nachos". After Of All The Prepping, This Is What She Wanted
Can You Tell Tonight’s Snacks Were Picked Out By A Pregnant Lady?
My Girlfriend Is Pregnant. We're Both Handling It Differently
Pregnant Wife Gets Last Meal Before Giving Birth
This Pregnancy Brain Is Out Of Control. I Started To Make My Decaf Pumpkin Spice Latte, Got Side-Tracked And Ended Up Letting My Pumpkin And Condensed Milk Burn
When Your Pregnant Babysitter Sends You Pics Of The Cup She Forgot She Put On The Roof Of The Car, Drove Off, Then Ran Over It
This Is How My Day Is Going. Hope Everyone Else Has A Good Day
Pregnant Lady's Artisan Sandwich
Coffee Cake With My Special Ingredient Of Dashi Powder By Mistake Aka Fish Powder
Got My Wife Pregnant. Posted This
And This Would Be The Result Of Pregnancy Brain
Banana Blue Cheese Burger. Do Not Question The Demands Of The Pregnant
Drew A Stick Figure Portrait Of My Little Family Today. Then I Realized Something Was Missing And Had To Revise
This Pregnancy Brain Is Really Starting To Be A Pain
This Monstrosity My Pregnant Wife Created
not so unsimilar to my breakfast. Bread, butter cheese, and olives, put in oven 200C for aproximate 12 mintues.
Pregnant Wife Was Craving Cheddar Cheese With Dijon And Jalapenos
Sometimes You Forget To Put The "Coffee Catcher" In The Grinder... And This Happens
Childhood Favorite. Current Pregnancy Craving
It's Pizza Night! Guess Who Lost Count Of How Many Cups Of Flour She Added
6-Month-Pregnant Wife's Diaries. Purdue Spicy Chicken Cutlets, Frozen Hashbrown Patties, Corn, Sour Cream And A Cheese Sauce
Strange Pregnancy Craving Nr. 54 - Spicy Beef Patty On Burnt Waffle Drenched In Mayo And BBQ Sauce
Kudos to everyone who's pregnant/has a baby, I'd go insane and very depressed with all of this
Haha, I feel the same. Like, I'm so happy for everyone being happy, but this is literally my worst nightmare XD
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Your brain does actually shrink a little bit, and seriously you do feel stupid. Then you get the baby and you're sleep deprived so you still feel dumb, but you gain some crazy super powers, like amazingly fast reflexes. I also had incredible throwing aim: anything I threw toward a target hit it exactly. Laundry into a basket half the room away, crumpled paper into the bin, etc.
Load More Replies...How the duck "Funny Pregnancy Moments" become "50 Pregnant Women Whose Day Is Going Worse Than Yours Is" which totally has different context?! BP should really limit the title change or just disable it at all.. How is this clickbait title different from YT?
Kudos to everyone who's pregnant/has a baby, I'd go insane and very depressed with all of this
Haha, I feel the same. Like, I'm so happy for everyone being happy, but this is literally my worst nightmare XD
Load More Replies...Nothing like a pregnancy article to make me grateful that I got my tubes removed.
Your brain does actually shrink a little bit, and seriously you do feel stupid. Then you get the baby and you're sleep deprived so you still feel dumb, but you gain some crazy super powers, like amazingly fast reflexes. I also had incredible throwing aim: anything I threw toward a target hit it exactly. Laundry into a basket half the room away, crumpled paper into the bin, etc.
Load More Replies...How the duck "Funny Pregnancy Moments" become "50 Pregnant Women Whose Day Is Going Worse Than Yours Is" which totally has different context?! BP should really limit the title change or just disable it at all.. How is this clickbait title different from YT?