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In today's society, it's not that uncommon to come across people who try to present themselves as tough and unbreakable. But behind the bravado, many of these individuals are anything but. With the rise of social media, it's easier than ever for internet users to put up a false front and pretend to be someone they're not. This leads to hilarious and often cringeworthy examples of people trying too hard to prove they’re 'cool', in the hopes of creating a certain image for themselves.

For those looking for a good laugh, look no further because the subreddit “I Am Very Bad” provides a plethora of comedic content. This community is dedicated to sharing some of the funniest and most absurd examples of people trying to be seen as 'tough' online. From exaggerated posturing to outright lies, this subreddit is a goldmine of entertainment. If you'd like to check out our previous article on this group, you can find the link here.

#1

Precisely Why

Precisely Why

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Lakota Wolf
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Precision drone strike to "take their guns away". Oh? The drone strike blew up their entire house, not just the guns? What a shame. (No, I don't actually condone this. I'm just sometimes ashamed to be an American when some of my fellow Americans are of the "CAIN'T TERK ER GUNZ" variety.)

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    #2

    He's In Charge Of The One They Idolize

    He's In Charge Of The One They Idolize

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is "stairing down" doggos?! They're throwing dogs down flights of stairs! What an a-hole!

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    #3

    I’m Just Glad Someone Else Thought The Exact Same Thing I Did

    I’m Just Glad Someone Else Thought The Exact Same Thing I Did

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    To gain deeper insights on the effects of social media on self-presentation and the phenomenon of projecting a "cool" or "tough" image online, Bored Panda reached out to licensed clinical psychologist Dr. Jesse Matthews.

    According to Dr. Matthews, the desire to present a more idealized version of oneself online is not a new phenomenon, but rather a continuation of what people have been doing offline for years. “It’s just easier online because it’s not usually happening in real time and you can curate the image that you want to, which is often a more idealized version of yourself than reality.”

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    “Everyone wants to be cool, however, they define it. And typically guys (and some girls) want to appear tough, which can go hand-in-hand with cool. These are valued traits in society or among some groups, so feeling like you have these attributes gives you self-esteem. This increases through validation in the form of views, likes, or comments.”

    #4

    Man Thinks He’s Jason Bourne

    Man Thinks He’s Jason Bourne

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was a joke, I'd find it funny. Unfortunately, it isn't one. This person just very edgy

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    #5

    On A Singles Website... A Real Catch!

    On A Singles Website... A Real Catch!

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    #6

    Car Burglar Messed With The Wrong Witch

    Car Burglar Messed With The Wrong Witch

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    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But did it work? Can the car burglar please update, if next time he was at McDonald's the lettuce in his burger was wilted or something?

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    As a licensed clinical psychologist, Dr. Jesse Matthews has been dedicated to helping adults improve their mental health and overall well-being. Through his work, he has seen firsthand the connection between self-presentation and self-worth. This makes him well-equipped to address the topic of people attempting to appear "tough" online. In his professional opinion, these attempts are closely tied to one's sense of self-worth and the way one views the world around them.

    “Feeling as though you can increase your self-esteem in this way and get validation from others brings feelings of self-worth. And mindset is about one’s worldview and how one approaches each day. More than ever, there is so much content online and people you can follow who discuss mindset, especially as it relates to success, fitness, wealth, or happiness. Men are some of the biggest creators of this content as well as consumers. Often they are tough-looking guys talking about grinding and being disciplined and authentic, and this is all very much portrayed as being cool. If this is what you are into posting or watching, then striving to be more like this is going to create or enhance feelings of self-worth for these individuals.”

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    #7

    Looks Like He Is Afraid To Use His Middle Finger

    Looks Like He Is Afraid To Use His Middle Finger

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, kid. Lions have WAY more chest hair than that.

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    #8

    Don’t Mess With Dante Or Bad Things Will Happen

    Don’t Mess With Dante Or Bad Things Will Happen

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    #9

    Response To A Simple Yes/No Question

    Response To A Simple Yes/No Question

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to RP on AOL in the Red Dragon Inns and even as an actual roleplayer, I was NEVER as cringey as "roleplayers" like this are these days.

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    As social media plays a big role in our lives, the way we present ourselves online has become increasingly important. However, sometimes the self-image can be slightly or very much distorted by some individuals, as seen in the phenomenon of those who aim to appear "tough" online. But what are the consequences of this kind of behavior? According to Dr. Jesse Matthews, this certainly depends on how one is portraying ‘tough’. “Obviously, if it involves committing crimes, harming others, and so on, there could be legal consequences or someone could become a target in real life for that kind of thing. If it’s more inappropriate or what many would believe to be objectionable behavior (i.e. posting sexist, racist, homophobic, or otherwise disrespectful content), there could be consequences for employment, college admissions, and things like that. For the individual, of course, there could be future regret or the person could get ‘canceled’ in some fashion. In a more immediate sense, it’s not necessarily positive for anyone to try to portray something that they are not. It doesn’t bring real self-esteem if what you are presenting isn’t reality.”

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    #10

    Texts From Someone I Know Who Turned 39 Yesterday… I Was Just Trying To Play Dnd With Friends

    Texts From Someone I Know Who Turned 39 Yesterday… I Was Just Trying To Play Dnd With Friends

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    Ryan-James O'Driscoll
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on! At least try to make the fantasy at least the tiniest bit plausible before trying to bs people.

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    #11

    Coffee Bad**s

    Coffee Bad**s

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    Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *I get my kicks making other people feel bad for their harmless choices.

    Bill Evs
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes mate everyone in Starbucks is hugely impressed and intimidated by your coffee order and therefore by extension you. And anyway surely such a giga-male would be drinking bourbon out of a bears skull in a forest rather than hanging around a Starbucks?

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood the "logic" behind gendered drinks and food, probably because it's nonexistent. Eat and drink what you like/can afford and try to eat something healthy once in a while. Enjoy!

    Jcusack
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% My ex brother-in-law was this guy (fyi he is 5'5'' maybe 150lbs and my brother and I 6'+ 190lb). Ordering coffee and he says, "I don't feel like a man unless I order a large black coffee." I'm like OK.... and my bro just blurts out, "I LIKE COCONUT!!" Could not have laughed any harder

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what's really embarrassing? Ordering straight black coffee at Starbucks prices. Us real he men get our coffee at the closest convenience store and don't give a damn how anyone drinks theirs.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real men just toss a handful of coffee beans in their mouth and munch down.

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    rob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i order my coffee and sip my vanilla latte with sweetner instead of sugar i never look what the other people are drinking and would not feel embarrassed at all. The fact some people think drinking black coffee makes you a bad a*s is astonishing.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If masculinity is a mask you hide behind, then you aren't masculine.

    Erin S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet no one has ever even noticed what he's drinking.

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS. He literally never does this.

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do think he does this. I also think that the other dude trying to enjoy his latte in peace is like "who tf is this weirdo ogling me? Does he envy me for my drink or is he trying to muster enough courage to hit on me?'" or most likely doesn't even notice our coffee avenger 😂

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    Lori w
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn , I drink black coffee everyday. My ovaries are still there.

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no no, you must be lying! Only Manly mans drink black coffee! /S all the way. I personally don't like black coffee and I'm very impressed with people who do!

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    Potato Chimps
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does anyone know what's in your cup? Do you write "straight black coffee with no cream or sugar" on the outside in really big letters so everyone sees how tough you are? Cuz that screams hardcore.

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sometimes the Starbucks cups are plastic, depends on if it's iced or not. If it's not then I have literally no idea lol

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    Justwastingtime
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband drinks his coffee black (like he soul as he likes to say-nvm he’s the nicest person you’ll ever have the joy of meeting) but he also order salted caramel cold brew with vanilla foam and c**p like that. Turns out you can like lots of drinks and it doesn’t define who you are 😱

    Mabelbabel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way to make Starbucks drinkable is to add all the frou-frou blah-blah syrups and sprinkles, because otherwise it just tastes burnt.

    Sherry Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't down vote, but I HATE coffee never could understand drinking something so bitter

    Allison B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drink a lot of coffee. However I also hate the bitter taste of it. That's why mine mostly tastes like flavored creamer and sugar. "Fru-fru" drinks all the way please!

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    Anon Yymi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I drink bad coffee and I'm proud of it"

    JM
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a long way to say "I never learned to make coffee"

    Display_Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A real man would buy the coffee beans and place them in a grinder just so he can hear it whir like his old sports car.

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    The Other Other White Meat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In turn, I would make fun of you for going to Starbucks to pay for a straight black coffee. Do you not know how to make it yourself? D**k

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me laugh as Starbucks coffee is essentially coloured water. You are weak

    Dan Holden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we talking about the same Starbucks? I've always found Starbucks to have a whole lot of flavor. The flavor of coffee beans that were left in the roaster too long and burned, but flavor non the less.

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    Rebelliousslug
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh men who drink black coffee and make sure everyone knows it are just so sexy

    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would I be embarrassed that you choose to conform to standards of toxic masculinity instead of just accepting that caramel coffee milk is really good

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nono, dark caramel coffee milk is better! (caramel ribbon crunch frap if you want to try it)

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    Xottel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go to the public pool solely to see the embarrassment in the eyes of the grown man who takes the I-want-to-accustom-to-the-temperature-stairs when he looks up and sees me jumping into the water straight from the pool edge without holding my nose.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do the rest of us have to share a planet with these imbeciles?

    Michael Largey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till he finds out who they're embarrassed for.

    Real Onceler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe he's embarrassed for the rando staring at him in the coffee shop. Just a thought.

    CP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life became so less stressful when I realized why does anyone care about harmless things other people like. It is fun to discuss, but wow some people are nuts.

    Murph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma drinks black coffee so.....

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you like her? If hard no, let's set her up on a date with this "prize" here

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    EmbersAreOut
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma drinks straight black coffee. Not so tough man.

    Coolwhip
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go to the grocery store to see the embarrassment of grown men who buy their steaks and then they look at me taking a bite out of a full grown grazing cow.

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.rd.com/article/coffee-black-psychopath-study/

    Justwastingtime
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom, grandma, and husband drink their coffee black and I always tease them with this study 😂

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    Frank Ropen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he would really like to order a low-fat-iced-frap-fru-fru-blah-blah but he is too afraid to ask. So he waits and hopes someone swaps his coffee

    CV Vir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who can’t accurately read facial expressions…

    Travis Hoff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drinking black coffee doesn't mean your tough, it just means you hate yourself. I should know.

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're going to Starbucks to buy black coffee, you're the one who is ridiculous. Just make it at home.

    Duane Ringlein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drink straight black coffee because I like it, I would never disrespect anyone for drinking their coffee the way they want.

    The Person
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I make MY coffee by grounding the beans with my teeth, beat that.

    Sean Bantha Milk Co
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the alpha move of giving money to Starbucks while attempting to criticise it.

    Ron H.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who goes to Starbucks for plain black coffee??

    Leatrice Kerr
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black coffee no sugar; just like this little old lady. 🤣🤣

    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny he thinks that Starbuck can make anything close to a coffee let alone a black coffee or an expreso. What you get at Starbucks is the water used clean out an espresso machine.

    SkinnyMini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you go to Starbucks to check out men

    Lisa M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking a sip of my hot beverage of choice is the biggest flex I have to express my manhood. Now pass me one of those blueberry crumble muffins I love and to heck with the calories.

    A. Starhawk Hunt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So? Both my parents drank their coffee black….

    Philler Space
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like, CAN you order just a small black coffee in Starbucks? Isn't that actively HARDER than ordering a vente frosted mocha cappuccino?

    Austin Sauce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always get a black coffee at Starbucks too. I’ve never seen anyone embarrassed of their orders.

    John George
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *I think other people notice what kind of coffee I drink.

    Trevor Hardy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he spent money on good flavours you wasted yours on a bland coffee you can make at home

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, 'real men' spend time hanging out at Starbucks seeking validation from 'betas'.

    CHRISTY SMITH
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s adorable he thinks anyone is going to actually buy that as something that remotely happened, much less anyone even glances his way in general.

    Gg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starbucks coffee is not meant to be had black. It's awful.

    rose@n_a
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a very long way of saying "I have a fragile masculimity" but okay. you do you, boo.

    Dontyouwishyouknew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sh!t I drink black coffee am I a man now?!! 🫢🫢😏

    Grey Beard
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy is embarrassed for you. Which is fair, anyone who has to define their self-worth and masculinity through their coffee choice is pretty embarrassing.

    Collin Lyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starbucks coffee is kind of crappy, that's why you have to add all of that fru-fry-blah-blah stuff. It doesn't work tho. Still tastes awful.

    the shrimp whisperer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    strong black coffee is just socially acceptable drugs

    corgiobsessed00
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, Mr fru-fru coffee laughs while you run to the restroom because of how fast your coffee went through your body.

    Zobi123
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?! I know we all think that other people think about us more than they actually do, but these people are so over the top. I NEVER look at other people's coffees! (I do judge groceries on the checkout belt though...)

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Nick Adams (alpha male - or so he thinks). He is worth following on Twitter just to see the stuff he posts. I am pretty certain it's a spoof because as an Aussie he was a dyed in the wool liberal, but now he lives in the US he is a born again Trumpist. He likes Hooters and playing golf, and tells everyone he is an "alpha male". I have pointed out to him that wolf-packs, lion prides, even meerkat populations are all female lead.

    Annette Easton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure that totally makes it worth paying their ridiculous prices for a simple black coffee that could be purchased anywhere else at a fraction of the cost.

    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao, what a Burly manly man this is, sees a guy bigger than him goes hide.

    Kade Reece
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like you've got too much time on your hands

    MP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also there’s no latte Frappuccino. Those are two separate drinks, and low fat is a common type of milk. Ice just makes it cold. Those aren’t “fru fru” choices, and he’s the only one saying “fru fru.” Also you’re an idiot if you’re getting just black coffee at Starbucks, it’s gotta be the worst thing on their menu and you could get better at McDonald’s.

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird flex but okay. Just drink your hot bean juice and calm down.

    nooneimportant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats right men don't need no sugar or flavors that is for ....tigers or bears or wolves, i guess....ummmm.imma just stick to being a beneficial member of society.

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, let the man have his frap-fru-fru-blah-blah

    Lord Mysticlaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad I'm not a man and I'm allowed to drink whatever iced latte frap frufru I like.

    devotedtodreams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would anyone feel embarrassed? People can order what they want - their own happiness is what matters, not some douchebag's judgment of their order.

    Andi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone tell him no one cares!

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only dude I know who drinks those special coffees also has the most massive frame I know from a person. Be afraid, black coffee man! Two can play your game of dumb

    DrBronxx
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embarrassment? That s**t would be funny.

    Ivan Kruhoberec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Embarrasment of a guy who can afford it unlike you😅

    Lucy Shupe
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, what a total idiot. I go to coffee shops to watch morons take a sip of their coffee only to have to spit it out because it was too hot.

    Peter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I drink my coffee black because sugar gives me a headache and a little milk in it makes me put on weight because of the amount of coffee I drink. But that doesn't exactly scream masculine though does it?

    Cindy Brick
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly doubt he even noticed...

    TiffChou28
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm certain that happened 🙄

    Nezuko_Chan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT INSULT COFEE THAT SOUNDED AMAZING

    KieLeaHar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not a coffee or caffeine drinker, thanks to past DV.. but I can tell coffees apart just by smell and hit of caffeine they seem to give. Lol. My mum wants me to go and work at a coffee bean place?

    Amy E
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What projection looks like. Dudes jealous of those "brave" enough to get delicious drinks.

    Clay S.
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you enjoy your ridiculously overpriced dirt flavored anxiety juice I guess...

    LiuLiu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently does not have a life if he has time to do that

    Carole Strawn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to tell you but nobody in Starbucks gives a rat's a*s what you are drinking. Calm down.

    Nugget
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one cares that you're drinking black coffee. Why would he think anyone would even notice?

    Peter Hall
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now here is a good example of someone who is living in his delusions. Not only is this a lie, it is a lie to make himself feel powerful and strong, and a man. The reality, is different, because he probably drinks pumpkin decaf latte with an extra shot of caramel, while tucking into fairy cakes.

    Rae Black
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one cares how you drink your coffee. No. One.

    Calvin Smelliott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....of my straight black coffee with no cream or sugar but has no clue, and probably doesn't care, what I'm drinking.

    ThatOneChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...the cups are opaque..? What are you doing, wearing a cardboard sign that you've written your coffee order down in large block letters...?

    CammyCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because I'm sure YOU made such an impact on a random persons life solely by your drink of choice

    Janis Wise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    G0d d@mmit I want to be just like you when I don’t grow up. Straight black coffee, whew, I only know personally about 40 people who can drink black coffee. You’re just a beast.

    Francine Govan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He misspelled "I am a narcissistic and insecure POS"

    Tugg Ster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like someone needs to get a life

    EM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, I guarantee no one even notices you let alone gives a flying rat's a*s what you ordered.

    rodger coghlan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a grown-a*s man and I think you probably don't do this b/c you are a whiny b***h

    Moezzzz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you're stupid then, bc if I go to Starfucks, I'm gonna order a fancy drink bc if I wanted plain coffee, I'd brew it at home, or get it at a cheaper place. A-hole!

    Tiffany C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would anyone know he's drinking black coffee in a Starbucks cup?

    ThatOneWriter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today in things that don't happen but he really, really wishes would...

    Display_Name
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't hot drinks come in paper cups that you cannot see through? How would anyone know what hot drink you have?

    Unpopular opinions
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black coffee is gross, same for overly creamed & sweetened coffee. Gotta Goldie Locks it.

    C R T G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best part is this is all self perceived. He's so up his own butt, that he just assumes people are intimidated by him drinking it. Serious question though, I don't really drink coffee. Is a plain black coffee common at Starbucks? I figured the big catch was the more complicated drinks.

    The voice of reason
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the guy looks up from his black coffee , no cream or sugar and sees me drinking my Mountain Dew straight out of a can!

    laura lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one at Starbucks gives a s**t about your coffee bro

    Untamed Snark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what chance that anyone in Starbucks actually notices or cares what Mr. Tough Guy Coffee is drinking?

    XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦 🇬🇧
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That grown man does not care about you. Or your coffee. And what kind of psychopath is hanging out at Starbucks making all kinds of unsolicited eye contact with strangers anyway?!?! Disaster.🙄

    Asphalt Bubblegum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna bet I can get a far more frightened reaction out of you just by giving you my brightest smile while I try to sit in your lap?

    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He imagines that people even note his existence.

    Annymoose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody can see what you're drinking anyway, dipshit

    Rostit .
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I question people who go to starbucks. just heat up some cardboard in the water and you get the same thing.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like someone even cares how this person drinks or doesn't drink his coffee.

    Brindle Nutter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my unga bunga hubby loves his fru fru Starbucks treats

    Christian Golden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinks men in Starbucks are checking him out.

    Layna Andersen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he announce his order to everyone so they can kneel down to him?

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if someone stared at me sipping coffee, believing it 'showed me how dumb my order is' they'd be wrong. I'd just think they were a weirdo coffee-sipping-eye-contact holder

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. I'm a bit impressed someone is willing to drink Starbucks coffee black; that shīt's disgusting and weak to me and always has that bad back of throat bitter taste.

    Mike Robinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, you go to Starbucks to get coffee, black?

    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    besides the point, but still don't understand why americans put cream instead of milk in their coffee.

    angela
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he looks up, how does he see what you are drinking?

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    #12

    Whoa.. Gear Down Big Shifter

    Whoa.. Gear Down Big Shifter

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    G M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when i was 6 years old. I would dress in all black and cruise the driveway on my big wheel pretending to be an action hero. Those were the days.

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    “If a person characterizes ‘tough’ as self-disciplined, motivated, and as ‘grinding’ or something like that, I don’t think there is anything wrong with it if that’s actually who they are or who they are trying to become. A lot of the mindset content you see out there is of this nature. Of course, it could be harmful mentally or physically if too extreme. As a psychologist and as a man (who a lot of this content is made by and for), I personally love that improving or working on yourself has become cool or tough. I also love that being honest with yourself and others, being more open or willing to talk about things like feelings, and being more willing to do things like ask for help has become cool. Suffering in silence or trying to be some fake masculine stereotype is neither cool nor tough, and I’m so glad people are starting to realize and acknowledge that.”

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    #13

    Twitter User Thinks He Would Be Able To Survive 2 Nuclear Blasts From "Skill"

    Twitter User Thinks He Would Be Able To Survive 2 Nuclear Blasts From "Skill"

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    #14

    Im Guessing Everyone Treated Him Like A God After That

    Im Guessing Everyone Treated Him Like A God After That

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    #15

    Sleep Well Dear Citizens

    Sleep Well Dear Citizens

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... he's holding the Katana wrong ...

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    Social media has become an integral part of our daily lives, influencing the way we present ourselves to the world. With the constant barrage of images and posts from friends, celebrities, and influencers, it's easy to feel like we're in a never-ending competition for attention. Dr. Jesse Matthews shared that because of that, people are posting or creating content that fits whatever they are trying to portray. “Oftentimes, this is more idealized than reality. Everyone posts about their wins or life highlights, while very few posts are about losses or things they wouldn’t want everyone to know about. And because social media is such a big part of our lives, the lines are often blurred between that world and reality, so there is a carryover."

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    #16

    What Watching The Batman Does To A Mf

    What Watching The Batman Does To A Mf

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    Fish Fingers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Settle down, princess, your guy-liner is running...

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    #17

    This Guy Should Be On The Next Flight To Ukraine

    This Guy Should Be On The Next Flight To Ukraine

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude will be the first person to get out if he were in their situation

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    #18

    “Breakfast Breeds Arrogance And Laziness”

    “Breakfast Breeds Arrogance And Laziness”

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    Natalie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    btw this is andrew tate if ur asking, you probably know him but whatever

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    As we navigate the digital world, it can be tempting to project an idealized image of ourselves, but is this really the best approach? According to Dr. Jesse Matthews, being authentic and true to yourself would be the healthiest way to present yourself online. “The more congruent the real you is with what you’re putting on the internet, the better. This does not necessarily mean oversharing or posting stuff that you might be embarrassed about, but keeping the authenticity and what that means for you in mind. Think about your values and try to live as true to them as possible. And lastly, less is more. Trying to keep social media use to a minimal or moderate amount is generally best, as far as productivity and things like that, but the research has been showing high correlations between heavy social media use and things like high rates of depression, anxiety, and loneliness.”

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    #19

    A Great Addition To Rock, Paper, Scissors

    A Great Addition To Rock, Paper, Scissors

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    Stardust she/her
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s just rock, you cheater

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    #20

    He Is In A Roblox Discord Server

    He Is In A Roblox Discord Server

    Froward_Vibez Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like 11 years old Timmy had temper tantrums when his mommy refuses to bring him his gamer certified milk shake powder.

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    #21

    Alpha Male Right Here

    Alpha Male Right Here

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    Arwen
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POV: I’m that girl and I couldn’t care less what anyone lifts.

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    #22

    Hot Blonde Mommy Will Cut Your Throat And Drink Your Blood

    Hot Blonde Mommy Will Cut Your Throat And Drink Your Blood

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't want to mess up your $120 gel nail job and your $300 weave and Brazilian blow-out.

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    #23

    Ultra Bad**s Lone-Wolf

    Ultra Bad**s Lone-Wolf

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're all in your butt.

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    #24

    Op Thinks They Could Easily Fight Off A Wolf… Or Even Befriend It

    Op Thinks They Could Easily Fight Off A Wolf… Or Even Befriend It

    Difficult-Ad628 Report

    Sherry Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And while you're at it there's a big fluffy polar bear that wants to boop your snoot

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    #25

    Tiktok Creator Says That If You Don’t Have The Unbridled Desire To Fight People You’re Not A Real Man

    Tiktok Creator Says That If You Don’t Have The Unbridled Desire To Fight People You’re Not A Real Man

    East-Ice-3564 Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, because most of the actually-skilled boxers and MMA fighters say that it's just a job. They don't go in there wanting to "kill" or "hurt" their opponent. Aggression to win the fight? Sure. Actually "trying your very best to hurt somebody"? Nope.

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    #26

    (Alpha Male)

    (Alpha Male)

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    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no way he’s an alpha male. He looks like the love child of Ross Mathews and Chris Penn’s character from Footloose.

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    #27

    I Present Your King

    I Present Your King

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    #28

    Deal With It

    Deal With It

    Educational_Sir3783 Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, if one looks at the sentence structure of "fúckin' male", the word before the noun implies a verb. This keeps with the sentence structure established by the first two sentences, "Born male" and "Raised male", as "born" and "raised" are both verbs. Thus, "fúckin'" in this sense would be a verb, meaning he likes to fúck males. And proudly.

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    #29

    I Think I Speak For Everyone When I Say We’re All Scared

    I Think I Speak For Everyone When I Say We’re All Scared

    Mrbrettwet115 Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of those creepy Facebook shirt ads, in real life!

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    #30

    Neighbor Just Put This Up

    Neighbor Just Put This Up

    Nicksavagezzzzy Report

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    #31

    Mans Gonna Use Dark Magic On You, You Will Be Hexed

    Mans Gonna Use Dark Magic On You, You Will Be Hexed

    EmbarrassedTreat_928 Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Class probably went silent from embarrassment

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    #32

    I Can't Believe I Finally Came Across One Of These In The Wild! Heh, See What I Did There?

    I Can't Believe I Finally Came Across One Of These In The Wild! Heh, See What I Did There?

    MYSTIK_MINX Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOLFS. oh my god my biggest pet peeve. It's WOLVES not WOLFS

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    #33

    I Am An Assassin! I Come And Go As I Please!

    I Am An Assassin! I Come And Go As I Please!

    Krudd1421 Report

    Andi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, big boy can put his own coat on now! Clever thing!!

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    #34

    Nerd On Facebook Wants Everyone To Know He’s Not A Nerd

    Nerd On Facebook Wants Everyone To Know He’s Not A Nerd

    ExoticPinecones Report

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    #35

    “Eat Boot, Nerds”

    “Eat Boot, Nerds”

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man will gift us a pair of long-lasting good quality boots. What a nice huy /s

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    #36

    Goodness Gracious, Really Wouldn't Want To Mess With This Bad A**

    Goodness Gracious, Really Wouldn't Want To Mess With This Bad A**

    dirtylongs Report

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    #37

    Going To Hunt Down Taliban With Airsoft Guns

    Going To Hunt Down Taliban With Airsoft Guns

    Swirvin5 Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy on the right got his weeks muddled up and thought it was 'pretend to be a greek' week.

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    #38

    Don’t Mess With Him

    Don’t Mess With Him

    Ok-Importance-3153 Report

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    #39

    “A Living Nightmare”

    “A Living Nightmare”

    Dizzyrally79 Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What angle? Obtuse? Probably an obtuse angle.

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    #40

    Shirt Of The Day Award Goes To Him

    Shirt Of The Day Award Goes To Him

    Nikilismm2fan Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love his going-to-war sneakers. Very clean looking.

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    #41

    Mom Got Me This Bracelet. I Feel Very Bada**

    Mom Got Me This Bracelet. I Feel Very Bada**

    keeponsmashin Report

    panther
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww how cute, did you wear it when you left her basement?

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    #42

    Apparently He Just Joined The Army

    Apparently He Just Joined The Army

    memes-central Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The journey from cradle to grave shall be short for this one.

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    #43

    Irish Coronavirus Anti-Vaxxer Ready To Go To War

    Irish Coronavirus Anti-Vaxxer Ready To Go To War

    giddy07 Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does he want to get to war against? The viruses? Or Biden, because they somehow decided he's the host mother of the lizard underworld kings that brought it upon their tinfoil hats?

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    #44

    Boomer Is Bad**s For Taking No Safety Precautions On His Bike

    Boomer Is Bad**s For Taking No Safety Precautions On His Bike

    CosmicSpaceWalrus Report

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    #45

    Remember Him Next Time, Or Else

    Remember Him Next Time, Or Else

    cylelo Report

    What_the_actual_sloth?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that, ladies and gents, is how to correctly administer EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

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    #46

    Brian Will Seduce All The Women With His 6ft Frame And Amazing Cooking Skills

    Brian Will Seduce All The Women With His 6ft Frame And Amazing Cooking Skills

    salty-donuts Report

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    #47

    These Hands - Free

    These Hands - Free

    ImDrunkFightMe Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see his shorts as the Pokemon Krabby and now I can't unsee it.

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    #48

    These People Think They Could Fight A Komodo Dragon

    These People Think They Could Fight A Komodo Dragon

    SpankAPlankton Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that this dude is the one person who screams after seeing an image of an ant

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    #49

    Ooooo Shiver Me Timber’s. Don’t Get On This Guys Bad Side

    Ooooo Shiver Me Timber’s. Don’t Get On This Guys Bad Side

    ZakIsWack Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job. You broke your own appliance. Guess who has to pay for buying a new one?

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    #50

    Meet Mike. You Do Not Tell Him Not To Park Like An A**hole

    Meet Mike. You Do Not Tell Him Not To Park Like An A**hole

    ergoegthatis Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Mike is wearing a disguise. No one grows a face that weird looking.

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    #51

    This Accompanied Many Anti-Gun Control Posts

    This Accompanied Many Anti-Gun Control Posts

    ValiumKnight Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, those would be forms of a verb.

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    #52

    Vader Has Nothing On This Guy

    Vader Has Nothing On This Guy

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    Damitria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, The Force would stop bullet. You lose.

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    #53

    This Guy Wants Everyone At Winn Dixie To Be Warned

    This Guy Wants Everyone At Winn Dixie To Be Warned

    GEDlesson Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't stop staring at how breadstick-like his legs are. Like I don't expect men to always be RIPPPPPPED or something, but my dude, I have calves more muscular than you do just from working retail for 3 years and walking around my department all day.

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    #54

    This Bad**s At The Pharmacy

    This Bad**s At The Pharmacy

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    #55

    Going On A Hike With The Ar-15s, How Else Is Everyone Going To Know How Bad**s I Am?

    Going On A Hike With The Ar-15s, How Else Is Everyone Going To Know How Bad**s I Am?

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    #56

    This Guy Will Kill You To Protect His Rolex

    This Guy Will Kill You To Protect His Rolex

    Fragzilla360 Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that vermont hat will really help. (carbon wallet too, for the full douchebag starter kit)

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    #57

    The Full Power Of My Lunch

    The Full Power Of My Lunch

    beelzebud1994 Report

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    #58

    Nice Trigger Discipline, Skeletor

    Nice Trigger Discipline, Skeletor

    byrobot Report

    nooneimportant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the country in the patch is Brazil(shape inside white circle)

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    #59

    Very Loyal And Cool

    Very Loyal And Cool

    NuclearChickpea Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. Reddit. The definitive battleground for fighting for, and securing, "your girl". NO ONE will mess with you or her ever again, once you establish your dominance on Reddit.

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    #60

    Better Not Laugh At This Guy For Pooping At Work!

    Better Not Laugh At This Guy For Pooping At Work!

    Skrounst1 Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is one of the weird men that have phonecalls with their boss whilst sitting on the shitter

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    #61

    Murdering Someone For Knocking On Your Cars Window Is Reasonable, Right?

    Murdering Someone For Knocking On Your Cars Window Is Reasonable, Right?

    xburtreynolds Report

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    #62

    Talking About The World’s Strictest School

    Talking About The World’s Strictest School

    Guywhohasreddit Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They cry because they're critically underpaid and overworked, not because of you, little Bobby.

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    #63

    I Called Him Cuckable

    I Called Him Cuckable

    Wokeupat2am Report

    nbfresh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in the video link, because i couldn't help myself, the pup's teeth are chattering. in case you were curious.

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    #64

    The Two Breeds

    The Two Breeds

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    Paulo Freitas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm put a Gorilla in front of a Rhino, and check how fast the Gorilla's gonna Run lol, because unlike this dude, Gorillas are not stupid enough to mess with a 4 ton Spike nose animal....

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    #65

    First Day At The Gym, Who's Gonna Tell Him?

    First Day At The Gym, Who's Gonna Tell Him?

    l_Whis Report

    Rebelliousslug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He felt invincible after a 3 hours in his guy?

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    #66

    Deal With It!

    Deal With It!

    Connect_Rain_6710 Report

    DahDumm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dooooo your nuts hang low, do they swing to and fro. Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow. Doooo your nuts hang....

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    #67

    “There Should Be More Bullies”

    “There Should Be More Bullies”

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    Green Snake
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have a set but it doesn't sound like they dropped yet.

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    #68

    “I Want To Go To War”

    “I Want To Go To War”

    reddit.com Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't they volunteer to go help the Ukrainian soldiers out, then? Plenty of militaries in every country to join.

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    #69

    Current Status: Mr. Danger

    Current Status: Mr. Danger

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing more dangerous than playing against a man who is not afraid to pinch his own nipples.

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    #70

    Amateur Mma Fighter Thinks He Can Take On A Chimpanzee

    Amateur Mma Fighter Thinks He Can Take On A Chimpanzee

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    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the local zoo, the Chimps are the only species of animal that is registered that it must be killed on sight when it escapes the enclosure. All other animals, even large cats, should preferably be sedated, only with the Chimps this risk can't be taken. A chimp is able to easily tear off a human arm and beat you with it. These guys are strong AF, can lift 200kg and also move very quick. They're worse than any of the other predators named here, because aggressive.

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    #71

    Pain Don’t Bather Us

    Pain Don’t Bather Us

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he just hugged himself too hard.

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    #72

    Here’s Some Laugh Reactions For Ya

    Here’s Some Laugh Reactions For Ya

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like an extra from "Trainspotting".

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    #73

    Dont Touch This Guys Games

    Dont Touch This Guys Games

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    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I thought he means game in the sense of hunting game (deer) and wondered why he's so possessive of his food.

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    #74

    The Realest People

    The Realest People

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homeboy wasn't raised in the streets. He probably still takes his laundry home for Mama to do for him, every Saturday.

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    #75

    Got Thanos Over Here

    Got Thanos Over Here

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... don't think I want someone to backhand the taste out of my àss... or do I? Someone help explain!

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    #76

    About Robert Patterson’s Batman

    About Robert Patterson’s Batman

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    Phoenix the Frog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who use to have anorexic no he doesnt

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    #77

    Dude Think’s He’s Neo

    Dude Think’s He’s Neo

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    #78

    The Villain Reminds Him Of Himself

    The Villain Reminds Him Of Himself

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    TotallyNOTaFox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anybody have a plaster? It's so edgy that I cut my finger while scrolling

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    #79

    Who Casually Just Leaves An Ar15 In Their Passenger Seat?

    Who Casually Just Leaves An Ar15 In Their Passenger Seat?

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flexiest flex ever to be flexed. Lovely pink hair ties on the gearshift, though!

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    #80

    I Bet The Other Guy Was Only 6'4"

    I Bet The Other Guy Was Only 6'4"

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    #81

    Here We See A Fallen Angel In His Natural Habitat. Clearly He Is Bleeding From The Nose After A Vicious Fight With Demons To Save Us Humans

    Here We See A Fallen Angel In His Natural Habitat. Clearly He Is Bleeding From The Nose After A Vicious Fight With Demons To Save Us Humans

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    crowspectre (he/they)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get a lot of nosebleeds randomly and this looks like that. Usually it only happens in one nostril but he could just the unlucky. The strange thing is the colour of the blood- it's either the filter or its food dye

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    #82

    Comment In A Video About A Deer Attacking A Hunter. Dude Believes He Could Have Fought The Deer

    Comment In A Video About A Deer Attacking A Hunter. Dude Believes He Could Have Fought The Deer

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you KNOW how much a deer weighs? A deer can wreck a CAR if you hit it. It'd pulverize a human trying to ::adjust glasses:: "wrestle" it.

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    #83

    Hide Yo Camera, Hide Yo Smartphone

    Hide Yo Camera, Hide Yo Smartphone

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like a Fallout NPC that you have to shoot with his hillbilly gang for some side mission

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    #84

    Small Peen Energy

    Small Peen Energy

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, but they're going to be taking your wallet, you assface.

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    #85

    Don’t Ever Follow Me Again!

    Don’t Ever Follow Me Again!

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    Tim Richards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he just have random feminine products onhand?

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    #86

    I Bet You Can't

    I Bet You Can't

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you volunteer to go help the Ukrainians, then?

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    #87

    You Better Run Boys

    You Better Run Boys

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    panther
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will he still love when she comes out as a lesbian?

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    #88

    Hiding The Orange Tip

    Hiding The Orange Tip

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    #89

    "Yeah, I Just Threw It Out The Window Really Hard And Hit Some Kid With It"

    "Yeah, I Just Threw It Out The Window Really Hard And Hit Some Kid With It"

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    Maltaros
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ehhhhh.... This is kind of dumb and not the right way to dispose of unwanted ammunition but seems more of a joke than anything.

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    #90

    Calling For Civil War Because People Don’t Want Him To Say The N-Word

    Calling For Civil War Because People Don’t Want Him To Say The N-Word

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    Damitria
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does realize that if you are on your shield youre dead, right? Right?

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    #91

    "A Blade Never Needs Reloading" Bloody Tattoo Over Flip-Flops

    "A Blade Never Needs Reloading" Bloody Tattoo Over Flip-Flops

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    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $10 says the only blade this person owns is a steak knife.

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    #92

    Shiver Me Timbers

    Shiver Me Timbers

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    J
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo… needing a tampon is the ultimate insult in this incelverse. Cool.

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    #93

    Wow What A Great Idea

    Wow What A Great Idea

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    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure the gunshot noise will not wake up the baby, yeaaaaaah

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    #94

    London’s Newest Vigilante, Fighting Against Knife Crime With Bad**sery

    London’s Newest Vigilante, Fighting Against Knife Crime With Bad**sery

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ::pats gently:: Aw. You go ahead and do that, sweetie.

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    #95

    Chimps Are Actually Really Easy To Kill, You Just Choke Them, It's That Easy

    Chimps Are Actually Really Easy To Kill, You Just Choke Them, It's That Easy

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    #96

    This Bada** Cracking His Knuckles On His Snapchat Story

    This Bada** Cracking His Knuckles On His Snapchat Story

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit that the sound of cracking knuckles drives me batty. I don't know why I hate it so much, but I do XD

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    #97

    Watch Your Mouth You Race Baiting Turd Breath

    Watch Your Mouth You Race Baiting Turd Breath

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    #98

    Who Needs A Mask?!

    Who Needs A Mask?!

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    #99

    My Warm Up Is Your Workout

    My Warm Up Is Your Workout

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    Genericist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great, we both sit around and do nothing, win win! (:

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    #100

    Pizza Parking Lot Protectorate

    Pizza Parking Lot Protectorate

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    Lakota Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, I know this is actually in English, but I didn't understand any of it.

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