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In today's society, it's not that uncommon to come across people who try to present themselves as tough and unbreakable. But behind the bravado, many of these individuals are anything but. With the rise of social media, it's easier than ever for internet users to put up a false front and pretend to be someone they're not. This leads to hilarious and often cringeworthy examples of people trying too hard to prove they’re 'cool', in the hopes of creating a certain image for themselves.

For those looking for a good laugh, look no further because the subreddit “I Am Very Bad” provides a plethora of comedic content. This community is dedicated to sharing some of the funniest and most absurd examples of people trying to be seen as 'tough' online. From exaggerated posturing to outright lies, this subreddit is a goldmine of entertainment. If you'd like to check out our previous article on this group, you can find the link here.

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Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Precision drone strike to "take their guns away". Oh? The drone strike blew up their entire house, not just the guns? What a shame. (No, I don't actually condone this. I'm just sometimes ashamed to be an American when some of my fellow Americans are of the "CAIN'T TERK ER GUNZ" variety.)

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Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person is "stairing down" doggos?! They're throwing dogs down flights of stairs! What an a-hole!

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To gain deeper insights on the effects of social media on self-presentation and the phenomenon of projecting a "cool" or "tough" image online, Bored Panda reached out to licensed clinical psychologist Dr. Jesse Matthews.

According to Dr. Matthews, the desire to present a more idealized version of oneself online is not a new phenomenon, but rather a continuation of what people have been doing offline for years. “It’s just easier online because it’s not usually happening in real time and you can curate the image that you want to, which is often a more idealized version of yourself than reality.”

“Everyone wants to be cool, however, they define it. And typically guys (and some girls) want to appear tough, which can go hand-in-hand with cool. These are valued traits in society or among some groups, so feeling like you have these attributes gives you self-esteem. This increases through validation in the form of views, likes, or comments.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it was a joke, I'd find it funny. Unfortunately, it isn't one. This person just very edgy

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But did it work? Can the car burglar please update, if next time he was at McDonald's the lettuce in his burger was wilted or something?

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As a licensed clinical psychologist, Dr. Jesse Matthews has been dedicated to helping adults improve their mental health and overall well-being. Through his work, he has seen firsthand the connection between self-presentation and self-worth. This makes him well-equipped to address the topic of people attempting to appear "tough" online. In his professional opinion, these attempts are closely tied to one's sense of self-worth and the way one views the world around them.

“Feeling as though you can increase your self-esteem in this way and get validation from others brings feelings of self-worth. And mindset is about one’s worldview and how one approaches each day. More than ever, there is so much content online and people you can follow who discuss mindset, especially as it relates to success, fitness, wealth, or happiness. Men are some of the biggest creators of this content as well as consumers. Often they are tough-looking guys talking about grinding and being disciplined and authentic, and this is all very much portrayed as being cool. If this is what you are into posting or watching, then striving to be more like this is going to create or enhance feelings of self-worth for these individuals.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to RP on AOL in the Red Dragon Inns and even as an actual roleplayer, I was NEVER as cringey as "roleplayers" like this are these days.

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As social media plays a big role in our lives, the way we present ourselves online has become increasingly important. However, sometimes the self-image can be slightly or very much distorted by some individuals, as seen in the phenomenon of those who aim to appear "tough" online. But what are the consequences of this kind of behavior? According to Dr. Jesse Matthews, this certainly depends on how one is portraying ‘tough’. “Obviously, if it involves committing crimes, harming others, and so on, there could be legal consequences or someone could become a target in real life for that kind of thing. If it’s more inappropriate or what many would believe to be objectionable behavior (i.e. posting sexist, racist, homophobic, or otherwise disrespectful content), there could be consequences for employment, college admissions, and things like that. For the individual, of course, there could be future regret or the person could get ‘canceled’ in some fashion. In a more immediate sense, it’s not necessarily positive for anyone to try to portray something that they are not. It doesn’t bring real self-esteem if what you are presenting isn’t reality.”

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Ryan-James O'Driscoll
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on! At least try to make the fantasy at least the tiniest bit plausible before trying to bs people.

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Mitchell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*I get my kicks making other people feel bad for their harmless choices.

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Bill Evs
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes mate everyone in Starbucks is hugely impressed and intimidated by your coffee order and therefore by extension you. And anyway surely such a giga-male would be drinking bourbon out of a bears skull in a forest rather than hanging around a Starbucks?

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never understood the "logic" behind gendered drinks and food, probably because it's nonexistent. Eat and drink what you like/can afford and try to eat something healthy once in a while. Enjoy!

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Jcusack
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

100% My ex brother-in-law was this guy (fyi he is 5'5'' maybe 150lbs and my brother and I 6'+ 190lb). Ordering coffee and he says, "I don't feel like a man unless I order a large black coffee." I'm like OK.... and my bro just blurts out, "I LIKE COCONUT!!" Could not have laughed any harder

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Kenny Kulbiski
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what's really embarrassing? Ordering straight black coffee at Starbucks prices. Us real he men get our coffee at the closest convenience store and don't give a damn how anyone drinks theirs.

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rob
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When i order my coffee and sip my vanilla latte with sweetner instead of sugar i never look what the other people are drinking and would not feel embarrassed at all. The fact some people think drinking black coffee makes you a bad a*s is astonishing.

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Paul Neff
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If masculinity is a mask you hide behind, then you aren't masculine.

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Erin S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet no one has ever even noticed what he's drinking.

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do think he does this. I also think that the other dude trying to enjoy his latte in peace is like "who tf is this weirdo ogling me? Does he envy me for my drink or is he trying to muster enough courage to hit on me?'" or most likely doesn't even notice our coffee avenger 😂

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Lori w
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn , I drink black coffee everyday. My ovaries are still there.

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BeepBeepBoopBoop
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no no no, you must be lying! Only Manly mans drink black coffee! /S all the way. I personally don't like black coffee and I'm very impressed with people who do!

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Potato Chimps
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How does anyone know what's in your cup? Do you write "straight black coffee with no cream or sugar" on the outside in really big letters so everyone sees how tough you are? Cuz that screams hardcore.

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BeepBeepBoopBoop
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

sometimes the Starbucks cups are plastic, depends on if it's iced or not. If it's not then I have literally no idea lol

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Justwastingtime
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband drinks his coffee black (like he soul as he likes to say-nvm he’s the nicest person you’ll ever have the joy of meeting) but he also order salted caramel cold brew with vanilla foam and c**p like that. Turns out you can like lots of drinks and it doesn’t define who you are 😱

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Mabelbabel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only way to make Starbucks drinkable is to add all the frou-frou blah-blah syrups and sprinkles, because otherwise it just tastes burnt.

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Sherry Moore
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please don't down vote, but I HATE coffee never could understand drinking something so bitter

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Allison B
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I drink a lot of coffee. However I also hate the bitter taste of it. That's why mine mostly tastes like flavored creamer and sugar. "Fru-fru" drinks all the way please!

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JM
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Such a long way to say "I never learned to make coffee"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A real man would buy the coffee beans and place them in a grinder just so he can hear it whir like his old sports car.

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The Other Other White Meat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In turn, I would make fun of you for going to Starbucks to pay for a straight black coffee. Do you not know how to make it yourself? D**k

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James016
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes me laugh as Starbucks coffee is essentially coloured water. You are weak

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Dan Holden
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are we talking about the same Starbucks? I've always found Starbucks to have a whole lot of flavor. The flavor of coffee beans that were left in the roaster too long and burned, but flavor non the less.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oooh men who drink black coffee and make sure everyone knows it are just so sexy

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crowspectre (he/they)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would I be embarrassed that you choose to conform to standards of toxic masculinity instead of just accepting that caramel coffee milk is really good

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Xottel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I go to the public pool solely to see the embarrassment in the eyes of the grown man who takes the I-want-to-accustom-to-the-temperature-stairs when he looks up and sees me jumping into the water straight from the pool edge without holding my nose.

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Rosie Red
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do the rest of us have to share a planet with these imbeciles?

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Real Onceler
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe he's embarrassed for the rando staring at him in the coffee shop. Just a thought.

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CP
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My life became so less stressful when I realized why does anyone care about harmless things other people like. It is fun to discuss, but wow some people are nuts.

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Coolwhip
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I go to the grocery store to see the embarrassment of grown men who buy their steaks and then they look at me taking a bite out of a full grown grazing cow.

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Justwastingtime
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom, grandma, and husband drink their coffee black and I always tease them with this study 😂

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Frank Ropen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like he would really like to order a low-fat-iced-frap-fru-fru-blah-blah but he is too afraid to ask. So he waits and hopes someone swaps his coffee

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CV Vir
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who can’t accurately read facial expressions…

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Travis Hoff
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drinking black coffee doesn't mean your tough, it just means you hate yourself. I should know.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you're going to Starbucks to buy black coffee, you're the one who is ridiculous. Just make it at home.

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Duane Ringlein
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I drink straight black coffee because I like it, I would never disrespect anyone for drinking their coffee the way they want.

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The Person
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I make MY coffee by grounding the beans with my teeth, beat that.

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Sean Bantha Milk Co
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the alpha move of giving money to Starbucks while attempting to criticise it.

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Donna Peluda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny he thinks that Starbuck can make anything close to a coffee let alone a black coffee or an expreso. What you get at Starbucks is the water used clean out an espresso machine.

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Lisa M
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taking a sip of my hot beverage of choice is the biggest flex I have to express my manhood. Now pass me one of those blueberry crumble muffins I love and to heck with the calories.

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Philler Space
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like, CAN you order just a small black coffee in Starbucks? Isn't that actively HARDER than ordering a vente frosted mocha cappuccino?

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Austin Sauce
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always get a black coffee at Starbucks too. I’ve never seen anyone embarrassed of their orders.

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Trevor Hardy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But he spent money on good flavours you wasted yours on a bland coffee you can make at home

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JayWantsACat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, 'real men' spend time hanging out at Starbucks seeking validation from 'betas'.

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CHRISTY SMITH
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s adorable he thinks anyone is going to actually buy that as something that remotely happened, much less anyone even glances his way in general.

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Gg
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Starbucks coffee is not meant to be had black. It's awful.

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rose@n_a
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's a very long way of saying "I have a fragile masculimity" but okay. you do you, boo.

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Grey Beard
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That guy is embarrassed for you. Which is fair, anyone who has to define their self-worth and masculinity through their coffee choice is pretty embarrassing.

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Collin Lyle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Starbucks coffee is kind of crappy, that's why you have to add all of that fru-fry-blah-blah stuff. It doesn't work tho. Still tastes awful.

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corgiobsessed00
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meanwhile, Mr fru-fru coffee laughs while you run to the restroom because of how fast your coffee went through your body.

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Zobi123
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What?! I know we all think that other people think about us more than they actually do, but these people are so over the top. I NEVER look at other people's coffees! (I do judge groceries on the checkout belt though...)

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Phil Green
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, Nick Adams (alpha male - or so he thinks). He is worth following on Twitter just to see the stuff he posts. I am pretty certain it's a spoof because as an Aussie he was a dyed in the wool liberal, but now he lives in the US he is a born again Trumpist. He likes Hooters and playing golf, and tells everyone he is an "alpha male". I have pointed out to him that wolf-packs, lion prides, even meerkat populations are all female lead.

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Annette Easton
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure that totally makes it worth paying their ridiculous prices for a simple black coffee that could be purchased anywhere else at a fraction of the cost.

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Paulo Freitas
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao, what a Burly manly man this is, sees a guy bigger than him goes hide.

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MP
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also there’s no latte Frappuccino. Those are two separate drinks, and low fat is a common type of milk. Ice just makes it cold. Those aren’t “fru fru” choices, and he’s the only one saying “fru fru.” Also you’re an idiot if you’re getting just black coffee at Starbucks, it’s gotta be the worst thing on their menu and you could get better at McDonald’s.

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nooneimportant
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thats right men don't need no sugar or flavors that is for ....tigers or bears or wolves, i guess....ummmm.imma just stick to being a beneficial member of society.

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Megan Johnson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Starbucks' drip coffee sucks. I only go there when I want something sweet and fun. If you're that stuck up about coffee choices, buy a pot for home.

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Lord Mysticlaw
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so glad I'm not a man and I'm allowed to drink whatever iced latte frap frufru I like.

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devotedtodreams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would anyone feel embarrassed? People can order what they want - their own happiness is what matters, not some douchebag's judgment of their order.

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Zedrapazia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only dude I know who drinks those special coffees also has the most massive frame I know from a person. Be afraid, black coffee man! Two can play your game of dumb

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Lucy Shupe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, what a total idiot. I go to coffee shops to watch morons take a sip of their coffee only to have to spit it out because it was too hot.

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Peter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I drink my coffee black because sugar gives me a headache and a little milk in it makes me put on weight because of the amount of coffee I drink. But that doesn't exactly scream masculine though does it?

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KieLeaHar
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m not a coffee or caffeine drinker, thanks to past DV.. but I can tell coffees apart just by smell and hit of caffeine they seem to give. Lol. My mum wants me to go and work at a coffee bean place?

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Amy E
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What projection looks like. Dudes jealous of those "brave" enough to get delicious drinks.

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Clay S.
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you enjoy your ridiculously overpriced dirt flavored anxiety juice I guess...

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LiuLiu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

apparently does not have a life if he has time to do that

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Carole Strawn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hate to tell you but nobody in Starbucks gives a rat's a*s what you are drinking. Calm down.

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Nugget
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one cares that you're drinking black coffee. Why would he think anyone would even notice?

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Peter Hall
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now here is a good example of someone who is living in his delusions. Not only is this a lie, it is a lie to make himself feel powerful and strong, and a man. The reality, is different, because he probably drinks pumpkin decaf latte with an extra shot of caramel, while tucking into fairy cakes.

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Calvin Smelliott
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

....of my straight black coffee with no cream or sugar but has no clue, and probably doesn't care, what I'm drinking.

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ThatOneChick
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But...the cups are opaque..? What are you doing, wearing a cardboard sign that you've written your coffee order down in large block letters...?

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CammyCat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, because I'm sure YOU made such an impact on a random persons life solely by your drink of choice

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Clark Tyler DS
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a child lol. I actually enjoy both types of coffee. It depends on my mood lol

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Janis Wise
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

G0d d@mmit I want to be just like you when I don’t grow up. Straight black coffee, whew, I only know personally about 40 people who can drink black coffee. You’re just a beast.

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EM
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honey, I guarantee no one even notices you let alone gives a flying rat's a*s what you ordered.

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rodger coghlan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a grown-a*s man and I think you probably don't do this b/c you are a whiny b***h

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Moezzzz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well you're stupid then, bc if I go to Starfucks, I'm gonna order a fancy drink bc if I wanted plain coffee, I'd brew it at home, or get it at a cheaper place. A-hole!

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Tiffany C
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How would anyone know he's drinking black coffee in a Starbucks cup?

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ThatOneWriter
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Today in things that don't happen but he really, really wishes would...

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Display_Name
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doesn't hot drinks come in paper cups that you cannot see through? How would anyone know what hot drink you have?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black coffee is gross, same for overly creamed & sweetened coffee. Gotta Goldie Locks it.

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C R T G
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Best part is this is all self perceived. He's so up his own butt, that he just assumes people are intimidated by him drinking it. Serious question though, I don't really drink coffee. Is a plain black coffee common at Starbucks? I figured the big catch was the more complicated drinks.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the guy looks up from his black coffee , no cream or sugar and sees me drinking my Mountain Dew straight out of a can!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And what chance that anyone in Starbucks actually notices or cares what Mr. Tough Guy Coffee is drinking?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That grown man does not care about you. Or your coffee. And what kind of psychopath is hanging out at Starbucks making all kinds of unsolicited eye contact with strangers anyway?!?! Disaster.🙄

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wanna bet I can get a far more frightened reaction out of you just by giving you my brightest smile while I try to sit in your lap?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I question people who go to starbucks. just heat up some cardboard in the water and you get the same thing.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like someone even cares how this person drinks or doesn't drink his coffee.

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Layna Andersen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does he announce his order to everyone so they can kneel down to him?

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Lauren Caswell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if someone stared at me sipping coffee, believing it 'showed me how dumb my order is' they'd be wrong. I'd just think they were a weirdo coffee-sipping-eye-contact holder

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know. I'm a bit impressed someone is willing to drink Starbucks coffee black; that shīt's disgusting and weak to me and always has that bad back of throat bitter taste.

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charli
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

besides the point, but still don't understand why americans put cream instead of milk in their coffee.

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angela
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If he looks up, how does he see what you are drinking?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of when i was 6 years old. I would dress in all black and cruise the driveway on my big wheel pretending to be an action hero. Those were the days.

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“If a person characterizes ‘tough’ as self-disciplined, motivated, and as ‘grinding’ or something like that, I don’t think there is anything wrong with it if that’s actually who they are or who they are trying to become. A lot of the mindset content you see out there is of this nature. Of course, it could be harmful mentally or physically if too extreme. As a psychologist and as a man (who a lot of this content is made by and for), I personally love that improving or working on yourself has become cool or tough. I also love that being honest with yourself and others, being more open or willing to talk about things like feelings, and being more willing to do things like ask for help has become cool. Suffering in silence or trying to be some fake masculine stereotype is neither cool nor tough, and I’m so glad people are starting to realize and acknowledge that.”

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Twitter User Thinks He Would Be Able To Survive 2 Nuclear Blasts From "Skill"

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Sleep Well Dear Citizens

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Social media has become an integral part of our daily lives, influencing the way we present ourselves to the world. With the constant barrage of images and posts from friends, celebrities, and influencers, it's easy to feel like we're in a never-ending competition for attention. Dr. Jesse Matthews shared that because of that, people are posting or creating content that fits whatever they are trying to portray. “Oftentimes, this is more idealized than reality. Everyone posts about their wins or life highlights, while very few posts are about losses or things they wouldn’t want everyone to know about. And because social media is such a big part of our lives, the lines are often blurred between that world and reality, so there is a carryover."

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What Watching The Batman Does To A Mf

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This Guy Should Be On The Next Flight To Ukraine

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“Breakfast Breeds Arrogance And Laziness”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

btw this is andrew tate if ur asking, you probably know him but whatever

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As we navigate the digital world, it can be tempting to project an idealized image of ourselves, but is this really the best approach? According to Dr. Jesse Matthews, being authentic and true to yourself would be the healthiest way to present yourself online. “The more congruent the real you is with what you’re putting on the internet, the better. This does not necessarily mean oversharing or posting stuff that you might be embarrassed about, but keeping the authenticity and what that means for you in mind. Think about your values and try to live as true to them as possible. And lastly, less is more. Trying to keep social media use to a minimal or moderate amount is generally best, as far as productivity and things like that, but the research has been showing high correlations between heavy social media use and things like high rates of depression, anxiety, and loneliness.”

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A Great Addition To Rock, Paper, Scissors

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He Is In A Roblox Discord Server

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like 11 years old Timmy had temper tantrums when his mommy refuses to bring him his gamer certified milk shake powder.

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Alpha Male Right Here

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

POV: I’m that girl and I couldn’t care less what anyone lifts.

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Hot Blonde Mommy Will Cut Your Throat And Drink Your Blood

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Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't want to mess up your $120 gel nail job and your $300 weave and Brazilian blow-out.

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Op Thinks They Could Easily Fight Off A Wolf… Or Even Befriend It

Op Thinks They Could Easily Fight Off A Wolf… Or Even Befriend It

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Sherry Moore
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And while you're at it there's a big fluffy polar bear that wants to boop your snoot

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#25

Tiktok Creator Says That If You Don’t Have The Unbridled Desire To Fight People You’re Not A Real Man

Tiktok Creator Says That If You Don’t Have The Unbridled Desire To Fight People You’re Not A Real Man

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Lakota Wolf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, because most of the actually-skilled boxers and MMA fighters say that it's just a job. They don't go in there wanting to "kill" or "hurt" their opponent. Aggression to win the fight? Sure. Actually "trying your very best to hurt somebody"? Nope.

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(Alpha Male)

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is no way he’s an alpha male. He looks like the love child of Ross Mathews and Chris Penn’s character from Footloose.

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Deal With It

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know, if one looks at the sentence structure of "fúckin' male", the word before the noun implies a verb. This keeps with the sentence structure established by the first two sentences, "Born male" and "Raised male", as "born" and "raised" are both verbs. Thus, "fúckin'" in this sense would be a verb, meaning he likes to fúck males. And proudly.

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I Think I Speak For Everyone When I Say We’re All Scared

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Neighbor Just Put This Up

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