50 Epic Burns Of 2024 That Turned Insults Into High Art

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Take that bob manning 😆

This should be number one. Really funny and so accurate.

There is no enough aloe vera for this one.

Announcers? Like at a sporting event? Or a doctor giving a family a medical update on their family members who just underwent a serious medical procedure? Hmmm.

Rich people: Working for your money is something to be grateful for. Also Rich people when they have to work for their money: Can’t someone else do it?

Nailed it!

Tripped over by their own lying tongue

Most people don't "get" Outlook. I know for sure it can do thousands of things. Me? Inbox. Some folders. Sent and Drafts. Boom

Re-started. The OG Great Reset. Once in a while. Like a good clean up you know...

My pitbull would have had a party with that!

"you pinecone" 🤣 I'm stealing this one

Men and women cannot exist without each other. End of. And electricity has existed since the world was created, naturally. Our own bodies generate electrical impulses.

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Wait, so under the American health system someone can required treatment as a medical necessity and the insurance company can say 'we don't think you do' and refuse to pay for it??????

I will from hereon call people upper class crumpets. Or lower class crumpets, depending on how foul of a mood I am in.

Heath Lerr sounds very much like H1tler when you say it out loud....

"I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way!" -- Cecil Terwilliger.

.. of which there should be many many more in the US.

And alcohol

The bank of the creek near your house. Go bury your money in it.

Oh that's precious and I SO agree with this.

See, I hate people who go to someone else and expect them to go real cheap because it’s “easy work”. If you’re gonna ask other people to do your chores, you should expect to have to pay for it. It’s clearly not work you *want* to do, which is why you’re not doing it.

Yeah, Eddy's family tree is a trunk.

The kid's got a hobby that will develop their brain, rather than one that stands a good chance of giving them a traumatic brain injury. Sounds like a win to me.

Btw. Don't push your kids to become pro in any sports but especially not in American football or something else that can damage them permanently.

Some kid would rather use their heads in a constructive way. Not a destructive way.

Jesse feels sorry for himself for having a kid with brains instead of a kid aiming for potential brain injuries.. /s

What a d**k.

I looked this person up. He is MAGA.

I remember one guy at work whose young daughter was playing soccer and taking ballet lessons. He was going to make her give up ballet in favor of soccer. Wasn’t going to “let” her do ballet. Not going to ask her what she wanted. I bet that will come back to haunt him in family arguments in the future.

Projecting much? He might be thinking that doesn't mean the other dads are.

I believe they are talking about FLL(First Lego League) Which is quite fun, I've been on an FLL team before. Everyone is happy and excited. That Jesse guy? He's lying. He may think that, but no one else does.

What! You're at a Lego robotics tournament with your kid? I thought there might be a golf game you had to be at.

I don't get this father. Doesn't he just love seeing his child enjoy himself? When my child gets enthousiastic about something, it rubs off on me, it's contagious. P.e. i wouldn't have chosen the drums myself, but my 15yo is passionate, absolutely in his element playing drums and i love that.

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I wish I could punch this guy in the face

My sports heroes were Ayrton Senna and Dale Earnhardt. Both gone far too soon.

The skills learned in Lego construction will last a lifetime and are applicable to many situations. Playing a game gives you sporadic "fun" (I assume not all players are on the field at the same time) and once you're out of childhood, that's just memories. No job skills, no lifeskills etc. Work their brains, not just their bodies.

One of my greatest fears is that my son would really like football or worse:become a football player.

And those kids have a way better chance at a career in professional football...

If I had a kid into STEM to the point where they are in a robotics tournament, I would be very happy.

I've never understood the attraction of spending two hours running around a field chasing a ball, but some guys seem to get almost religious about it. And what's this male obsession with balls all about?

those lego robotics kids will grow up to be the engineers that make you and those fathers obsolete in your jobs.

IMO, Jesse Kelly is thinking more about the potential earnings from a son who plays pro football at a high level. The fact that this is statistically unlikely is irrelevant.

The STEM kids are smarter than most of the jocks and can also get college scholarships. My oldest son was on a FIRST Robotics team in highschool and is now an engineer and runs a team that is all private or homeschooled kids. He was also in taekwondo so my STEM who is also a black belt can kick the jocks butts.

This father typifies American thinking: do something others would see as “cool” rather than developing your intellect. Also, realize that this is a parent that thinks this way; schools aren’t the problem, it’s American culture and attitude towards thinking and learning.

I'm not sure how your teeth could be a narrow body of water connecting two larger bodies of water.

Soon to be 20, bodycount at 0 and I'm perfectly fine ! Don't let other people tell you that your worth is defined by your bodycount, high or low.

Honestly, I kinda want this.

I'm stealing that line

Ouch! That must hurt.

English was imported to Britain by the immigrants we now call "Anglo-Saxons" - when Britain was Britannia, its inhabitants spoke the ancestors of modern Welsh, Irish, and so on..The Romans left, law and order broke down, and a bunch of illegal immigrants came over from Europe and wrecked the place - honestly, I don't understand why the anti-EU types here in the UK aren't campaigning to get rid of English so we can return to a proper British language like Cymraeg (that's Welsh for Welsh). Some of what you've just read might have been written in jest. In any case, it's been the British Broadcasting Corporation since 1927.

Don't apply to be on any cookery shows.....

BURN!!!!!!!!!!

Just covering a -18 comment. Have a nice day, and enjoy yourself!

N the mustache

I'm probably about 3,5% neanderthal by the results in the extended family so I'm gonna appropriate the cave painting chique