“Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Car Wash”: 50 Hilarious Fails People Shared Online
Making mistakes is a part of life. No matter how many times you play a song on your guitar, bake the same chocolate chip cookie recipe or develop film from your camera, there’s a chance that something will go wrong along the way.
As embarrassing as these little mess ups can be, it’s best to accept them and move on. There’s no point in wasting energy being upset! And if you need help accepting your own failures, you might want to try seeing the humor in them. Bored Panda has searched far and wide to find the funniest examples of facepalm worthy mistakes people have made and compiled them down below. So enjoy scrolling through these photos that might make you feel better about your own errors, and be sure to upvote the ones you can’t help but giggle at!
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Sometimes It Pays To Have A Dirty Car. My Son Got Rear Ended Last Night, The Other Driver Was Aggressive And Left Without Exchanging Info
Hm, you could say that he chose to drive unsafe, so he chose to leave his info
Load More Replies...I’m looking into dash cams for myself and my boyfriend right now for this exact kind of reason (and so I can help out other people if my dashcam catches something like this)
I watch so many dashcam videos and I'm paranoid every day I don't have one because of the s**t I see lmao
Load More Replies...With no dent whatsoever, it must have been the most gentle rear-end incident ever.
Not to mention perfectly aligned with the other car's plate as well?
Load More Replies...This Is The Worst Thing Chocolate Milk Ever Did
Reminds me of the video where a guy took a picture of a fish he caught, then intended to throw the fish back into the water, but accidentally threw his phone, instead
I have a friend who was rushing out to work and put her coffee in the microwave to heat it up first, only she had her coffee in her hand and put her iphone in the microwave for 30 sec...
I have done something like this more times than I care to admit.
This tops my putting my full drink it the left crook of my arm against my chest to hold to open my right hand to pick something off the floor and dump my drink..... not once but I do it all the time. Hehehe
I once, as a child, had a bunch of pretzels in one hand a bunch of chalk in the other. I bit into the chalk.
A friend of mine had keys in one hand and a letter in the other. We're on campus and walk up to one of those big blue mailboxes. He pulls down the flap and tosses his keys right in. Luckily it had collection times identified so he went back later and got them when the mailman showed up.
That's Why You Don't Remove The Cones That Reserve An Area For Delivery
He comes out at 5:30 p.m. and yells. The problem is nobody is answering him; they've finished their day and left.
Does anyone think those cones are now decorating some teenager's bedroom?
Bet they can't remove all that shipment as easy as they did the cones. As Jeff Foxworthy would say "Here's yer sign!"
I wish something like that would work for those able bodied people who park in handicapped spots.
As the wise Hannah Montana once sang, “Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days.” Whether you drop a bowl of boiling hot soup on the floor, lock yourself out of your apartment or forget to activate your ticket on the bus and end up getting fined, you’re far from the first person to have made that mistake.
And as the photos on this list prove, it’s always better to learn from our mistakes and move past them than to waste energy being frustrated! In fact, Louise Carroll reports that the average person makes between three and six errors per hour, regardless of what task they’re trying to complete. This might be as small as making a typo in a message (that can be easily corrected) or burning your lunch by leaving it in the oven a few minutes too long.
This Is What Happens When You Wear Too Much Make Up And Not Your Seat Belt
I was expecting that comment with great anti-ci-pation.
Load More Replies...I have always thought this was to perfect to be true and i dont have the give-a-damns to look it up.
This looks like when THEY made fun of Tammy Fay Baker’s makeup. The tee shirts had a bunch of it on it and it said that I ran into Tammy Fay in the mall! Still cracks me up
And this is the less worse that can happen. People put your seat belts on you
I Thought I Took A Cute Picture, Looked Back At It And Realized My Hand Was Directly On The Sascrotch
I've dated a sasquatch and yes it makes them happy.😁
Load More Replies...I know where this is!! Its a little coffee stand up in Index, Wa. off of Hwy 2. Used to live near there. They used to play the movie Harry and the Hendersons every day on a loop for travelers going up the mountain.
Thank you! That confirmed my suspicions of Harry hiding in plain sight.
Load More Replies...What If I Decide To Let My White Dog Out After I Mow My Lawn?
Hahahah! I had a white German Shepherd and we lived on a farm. He would regularly turn green from the freshly mowed areas and black from the mud in the pond. Such great memories.
Been there, done that. And they weren't at all unhappy with their dye job.
One place where nobody wants to mess up, yet everyone does at some point, is at work. And according to Harvard Business Review, there are several mistakes that we’ve all been guilty of on the job. For example, have you ever had an “aha-moment” at work? This is when we do something with the right intentions but later realize there would have been a much better way to go about it.
Next up are “sloppy mistakes.” These can happen when you didn’t get enough sleep last night, you’re in a hurry to finish the workday as quickly as possible or your mind is simply elsewhere. These errors are perfectly preventable, but we can’t all be working at 100% efficiency every single day. We’re humans after all, not robots!
Poor Money Box
I know, I wouldn't have been able to resist that either
Load More Replies...For the non-Brits here this is even funnier here as there used to be massive golden retriever money boxes on the streets for “guide dogs for the blind”. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/s/KzosnCeSa1
Note To Self, Check The Dimensions Of Everything Before Ordering On Amazon
Pretty sure the words "DOLLHOUSE FURNITURE" in the listing should also be a dead giveaway.
Load More Replies...What Could Go Wrong With Locking Your Dog In The RV
"Hey, you accidentally locked me in but don't worry, I managed to get the door open."
Another mistake HBR notes that we’ve all made at work is stretching ourselves too thin. If you are feeling ambitious or want to get brownie points in your boss’ eyes, you might be tempted to agree to way more than you can handle. But this is sure to come back to bite you when you’re overwhelmed, stressed or start making errors trying to balance everything.
Finally, high-stakes mistakes are inevitable from time to time. These are the errors that actually have significant consequences, so hopefully, they’ll happen extremely rarely. But if you do find yourself guilty of making a high-stake mistake, try not to beat yourself up. Own up to it, and learn how to prevent it from happening again.
We’re Going To Disney World
“We going to Disney World.” Yea I’m not surprised she was confused lol
If dying then absolutely in Disney world park. Dying of all the magic
I Didn't Mean It Like That
The memory of watching it happen is still so immediate, it's had to believe it happened long ago enough to be history that's taught in school.
Right?? I was a senior in high school and I remember how eerily quiet the school was, everyone just hanging out in whatever classrooms had a tv, and every so often a kid would be called down to the office with no idea if it was to be told their parents were ok or their parents were dead. It was a suburb just outside of NYC, so a ton of kids had parents working in the city.
Load More Replies...Make sure to also tell them about the 100,000 people killed in vengeance in Iraq who had nothing to do with 9-11.
Yup! And don’t forget about the destruction of their economy and infrastructure.
Load More Replies...e.v.e.r.y. time I see the footage it just rocks me. And I'm not even american or live in the US.
I've never set foot in the USA, not sure I have had a face to face conversation with an American ever. But I remember speeding home as first strange news came over the radio - just in time to turn TV on and watch 2nd tower live. Vomited. I have never managed not to look away since.
Load More Replies...I saw it on tv live in the news during afternoon here in Spain when I was 19yo, and it is something that I would never forget.
i was 10 years old, almost 11 when it happened, so i always assume that's the time....
I was a teacher with a room full of students. We watched the buildings come down. I did not censor it or protect them from it as they were high school students. So many adults try and prevent their children from seeing anything bad that when they finally do, they have extreme trouble with processing it. I remember when JFK was anssasinated and I was only in second grade. Horrible things happen every day and ignoring them doesn’t make them less horrible or not happen.
My Name Is Shane, But Thanks, I Guess
I love that you've chosen to pair your Quarter Pounder with a glass of Penfold's....
I have the feeling that I would be doing this intentionally if I worked in food service again.
Because humans are so prone to making mistakes, we cannot let these errors haunt us. Messing up is a part of life, and so is learning from those mishaps! MasterClass notes on their site that if you want to move past an error, the first step is to acknowledge it. Understand what went wrong and take the blame. Next, figure out how to reframe this information into a lesson. What can you do differently next time? How can you fix what went wrong? Be willing to analyze your mistakes.
Learn From My Mistakes
My dad did this with one of those suction poppers (flip the half sphere inside out and it pops up in the air). He was popping it off his forehead and it left a mark like ⬆️. He had to give a presentation at work right after…
I also did this, just before an international business trip. Created a nice icebreaker before our meetings. PS, one of my colleagues with a toddler also fell for the this trap. Beware.
Load More Replies...Not half as bad as the kid in my class who was sucking on the rim of his water bottle for like 10 minutes and when he stopped he had Kim Kardashian lips..and they stayed for days. No one felt too bad though because he was not nice at all. They called him Duck Lips Dylan.
My lips got stuck in a Snapple bottle! But I didn't get big lips, I got a lovely bruise above my lip. Looked like I grew a mustache overnight in 6th grade :(
Load More Replies...Right?? Every warning label is there because someone did something stúpid.
Load More Replies...My bro did this during a meningococcal outbreak and thought he had the symptoms of red marks but it took too long for him to realise he'd stuck one of these on his forehead.
In elementary school my friends and I realized we could put an empty cup over our lips and “suction” it to our mouths. We spent an entire lunch hour at school doing it. And then we all had massive round bruises around our lips 😂
Load More Replies...When I was a kid, my dad had a flashing red light with a suction cup on it. It was an emergency light you stick on the top of your car if you had car trouble. I decided to be cool and walk around with a flashing light on my forehead. Yep, I wasn't cool with a big red hickey on my head for the next few days.
A Mistake Was Made
It's not bad. And for the record, I did do it in purpose.
Load More Replies...I've never, ever seen parmesan in sachets. I'm guessing this is an American thing.
I’ve never seen them either. I’d totally hoard a bunch in my pockets. Take a lil shot of Parmesan cheese throughout the day 🥰
Load More Replies...♫ One of these things, is not like the others. One of these things, doesn't belong ♪
In the northern parts of the Nordic countries, it is common to have cheese in the coffee.
My Wife Reminded Me Several Times To Put The Dog In His Kennel And I Did Not. He Promised He Would Be A Good Boy And He Was Not
Gonna be honest here, you'll have to find a better solution than caging your dog at home when you're gone. This type of destruction is either due to lack of training or because you're leaving your dog alone for too long and he gets bored and restless. You need to either train him better, get him a friend, make sure that you play and engage with him enough mentally and physically, or get him to a good dog daycare. (Yes being a good dog owner, especially to a medium to large dog unless they're very lazy, is a lot of work and can be quite costly.)
Or provide him with a bigger space that includes some toys or activities.
Load More Replies...Mine did it when we turned our backs for 2 minutes. He outgrew it. The couch did not survive.
Load More Replies...Sometimes breeds of dogs are notorious for their lying. Especially the hunting breeds. They're constantly trying to become managers of catteries. Don't trust them!
MasterClass also recommends asking for help when you need it. If someone knows the task at hand better than you do, they can be a valuable resource. Even YouTube and blogs can help get you sorted. It’s not always easy for us to think outside of the box, especially if we’re feeling frustrated or embarrassed. But someone else might be able to offer a fresh perspective and a creative way to solve the problem.
Prof Had Me For A Moment
Maybe if I had better insurance I could afford more therapy!
Load More Replies...Looks Like A Mullet With Legs
Except when there's a picture of a perfectly normal borzoi, and some wag comments "ooh panorama fail!"
Load More Replies...3 Years Ago I Unknowingly Bought A 2 Person Child's Tent Thinking It Was Adult Sized. Still Took It To The Festival
That's not a child's tent, unless it's for infants. It's probably a demo tent used for display in stores on top of the boxes that contain a real tent.
Not quite. Display tents are usually Barbie doll sized.
Load More Replies...The proportions of this image confuse me and its giving me a headache lol
Is this guy a unit? Definitely needs a banana for scale.
Idk how that is fitting any children unless maybe they’re like toddlers or that is a very big man
Years ago I bought a 4 man teepee tent. I thought it was a little large when it came out to the Argos pickup point but thought it was meant to be that size. When we got to the festival and I unpacked it, I realised that they had accidentally given me the 12 man version - we got the car in it with us as well.
That's cool. One way to make sure it doesn't blow away.😂
Load More Replies...After fixing an error or working on how to prevent it in the future, be sure to track your progress. Understand what exactly works and what doesn’t, so you don’t have to endure making endless mistakes before you actually fix the issue. And on that note, focus on having a growth mindset. Not only do you want to fix the issue that you created in the first place, but you probably want to find an even better solution than what you first envisioned. Remember to be open to making more changes over time as well. We should always keep evolving!
I Put A Rock In Front Of The Green Electrical Box So My Wife Wouldn't Take Out Power To The Entire Neighborhood Again
Your wife needs to stop driving immediately and permanently. She's way too stupid.
Harsh, but true. I know these are supposed to be light hearted, but that could've been a kid.
Load More Replies...Or a sturdy fence around the electrical box. That she cannot destroy (or damage her car on)
Load More Replies...Yea, maybe DONT let her drive ESPECIALLY in snowy icy conditions. Do we really need to say this? Come on
For the love of all that is good and holy, please gift your wife a back up cam for her car!
A fence tall enough so she can see it from her car would help. Just a couple of poles that she can see. The rock and the box get hidden in her blind spots too easily. That is why all the new cars have back-up cameras.
A Friend Forgot To Change Their Document Name When Submitting It
Yeah, tempting fate if you ask me. I have stuffed up enough times either forgetting to attach the file or attaching the wrong one despite naming it correctly to think this a good idea.
Load More Replies...When you email your entire department (hitting 'reply all' instead of 'reply') about your adulterous affair or other steamy liason, you simply send a follow up email with 'Please disregard previous email, sent in error - thank you' to the entire list. It's the correlate of the butler asking the mistress of the manor - who is in bed with the gardener - 'coffee, Lady Smythe? Lovely day. And for your guest as well?'.
I sent completed client progress notes to my supervisor using my alternative AOL screen name "Whupyerass." Nothing was said.
As a former teacher, this would’ve made me laugh so hard I would’ve given them extra points for the document title.
Hahahahha! You won't be the first. It is all part of college preparing you for real life. They need to get rid of that 'reply all' button. Just sayin'
They Couldn’t Do It
There is a underpass in Melbourne that has this happen so often there is actually merchandise you can buy of it!
There is a bridge in Durham N Carolina that is called the Can Opener for the same reason, and the business across the street from it has a webcam on it and also sells merch. You can check it out on Youtubee
Load More Replies...There is a bridge in Durham N Carolina that is called the Can Opener for the same reason, and the business across the street from it has a webcam on it and also sells merch. You can check it out on Youtube.
Same thing as Storrow Drive in Boston on the weekend all the college kids (Harvard, BU, BC and MIT!) are moving back in for the new school year. Then it becomes Sorrow Dr!
There's a low bridge in Durham NC and it happens a lot. Idiot drivers don't pay attention.
I lived near a stone railway bridge.it wasn’t a huge problem because it wasn’t a main road, usually the biggest issue were deliveries to a factory next to it because large lorries had to back out into a side street opposite in order to turn round. It was on a bus route but only single deckers were scheduled to run under it, some double deckers used that road but they had a different destination and turned left at the junction while the single deckers turned right. For decades there was no problem until a driver was moved from the single decker route was put on the double decker route. He absentmindedly followed his old route, turned right instead of left. Fortunately the only passenger upstairs had crouched on the crouched between the seats and was unhurt while the downstairs passengers warned the driver as soon as they realised. I was on a slightly later bus so I had a good view of it as we came past; bloody glad I wasn’t on it!
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When England Scored, I Celebrated So Much That My Apple Watch Thought I Was In A Car Crash And Proceeded To Call 999 To Inform My Family That I May Have Been In A Serious Accident
Another reason to not use this smartwatch I've come into possession of.
If you don't have one, you have already passed the test.
Load More Replies...When Ronald Koeman scored the winning free kick against Sampdoria in the 1992 European Cup winners final I jump so high I my fist through the plaster ceiling in the pub and a big section collapsed. Lucky the owner was also a Barcelona supporter. I celebrate with a bandage hand
LOLOL!!! This is why my dad stopped wearing his. Spurs were absolutely sh!tting the bed one Sunday and his watch started beeping that he was having a "cardiac event."
Yea he very well could be one day and it may save his life🤷🏼♀️ however, the better solution would be to take it off during game nights
Load More Replies...This feature is very handy, I was in a car crash on a very empty road at 4am before a 6am shift, Had a crash and both my car and watch called 999 for me, the police were able to find me easily after wondering around confused in the dark with a bad head injury. Saved my life.
My dashcam has an option for this, lucky I never connected it to my phone or it would be calling an ambulance over potholes
Food For You
Coming from "BiscuitWarrior0", "food for you" sounds like high praise
Also Soup N-a-z-i! Sorry, they're going to censor that...
Load More Replies...Good job! Food for you today! No food for the rest of you peasants. 😂
Don't people know they can edit posts? I don't need anyone knowing how stupid I am.
They can edit posts, that's what they did in the screenshot, they just didn't change the original text
Load More Replies...The Way My Coworker Wrote His Absence On The Calendar
Ooh, this one reminds me of a joke. An office manager is told he has to choose an employee to fire. He whittles it down to two candidates - Jack and Jill. But at the end of the day he still hasn't been able to make up his mind. He bumps into Jill on the way out and says "Jill, I gotta be honest with you - I can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off." Jill laughs and says "well, you'll have to jack off because I'm late for the bus."
If your Uncle Jack helped you off a Camel, would you help Uncle Jack off a camel? Just a reminder punctuation matters!
Bot how this goes, as the comma needs to go after Jack. I believe the joke is actually meant to show that capitalization is important. lol as in there is a huge difference between “Helping your uncle jack off a horse” and “Helping your uncle Jack off a horse”. I believe that’s the way I’ve most commonly seen it, although I DID catch your drift regardless lol
Load More Replies...My now husband's name is Jack but when I was in the flirt with him stage I saw him and loudly said "Hi Jack!" And in my then 19 year old brain i wanted to die.
This Girl Was Bleaching Her Hair And Put A Plastic Bag From Walmart Over It To Help The Heat Stay In And It Printed The Ink Onto Her Hair
Walmart, isn't it? you'll have to pay them instead for stealing their logo...
Load More Replies...It washes right out since it isn’t permanent dye
Load More Replies...Those processing caps are not expensive. You might want to purchase maybe a 10-pack for future projects.
Does it work with all bags? I have this beautiful rainbow colored one.
Load More Replies...The blue will wash off. My partner did this and ended up with black on their head - it rinsed off with the bleach.
I Was Told It Gets Worse And Worse Every Time You Get Exposed
Matt Walsh is an absolute alt-right wacko. They don't operate with normal logic.
Load More Replies...I realized that this is supposed to be a metaphor for vaccines and also that Matt Walsh has no idea how vaccines work
Ugh. I see what you’re saying. I didn’t know who this person was before now.
Load More Replies...If you can wash within 10 to 15 min of exposure you may not even get a rash. Throw your clothes in the wash, then wash your skin gently with dish soap or laundry detergent or wipe down with alcohol, including under your nails. Rinse rinse rinse. This happened to my friend and it actually helped (thank you Dr. Internet!)
In scouting while playing 'capture the flag,' five of us jumped in a ditch to avoid being spotted and four of us d**n near died from poison ivy. That was also the day I became the official poison ivy cleanout crew for all campsites. I used to test it yearly and never did react but it doesn't grow where I live now.
I'm immune to oak, ivy, and sumac. I've seen what it does to others, odd thing to bet on.
Me too although I've never had a chance to test poison sumac (that I know of, maybe I just didn't react). I made a nature guide scream one time by thrusting my arm into some poison oak. Nothing happened.
Load More Replies...It's not chicken pox, you aren't immune because you had it before.
Even chicken pox stays in your body, that's how people get shingles. It's the same virus. Plus, it's rare but children can die. Get the vaccine
Load More Replies...I once realized about 2 seconds too late that the last weed I pulled off the fence with ungloved hands wasn't just any weed....
Allergies generally get worse with each exposure. It isn't like having a disease and then being immune to it. Theoretically, you could roll a newborn in poison ivy and have no reaction. Just don't do it a second time.
Same for every allergy. You aren't going to be allergic to a bee sting the first time.
Load More Replies...I've been allergic (deathly so) to shrimp all my adult life. Bought some supermarket sushi the other day and ate it. Turns out one or two of the pieces were made with shrimp. Did I have a reaction? No. Verry strange. But not going to push my luck in case I've re-sensitized myself with the one exposure.
I I worked with a nurse who was so allergic to shrimp that breathing in the steam from a boiling pot sent him to the hospital. We live right on the Gulf Coast.🦐
Load More Replies...I've never been affected by poison ivy, so maybe I'm immune, but let's not put it to the test..
Forgot To Close The Window Before Getting A Carwash
It's the estimate on what it'll cost to "dehumidify" the car interior. 🤭
Load More Replies...Been there, done that. Pressed the lock button on the car key to fold in the side mirrors. But actually pressed the open button so all windows went down and the sunroof opened. I had to start the car to be able to close all windows, but it was kind of hard to do that with soap in my eyes. A very interesting, and wet, afternoon.
To be honest, at first I thought it was related to bottle somehow, or maybe mommy milk burst
I had a can of cola in a car 110°+. It ruptured while I was driving because of the vibration. Huge mess!
Load More Replies...I had a car where the weather stripping was wonky on the passenger side. I learned--after the first time!--then those high-pressure nozzles can squirt into the smallest crack, so I carried a towel to stuff against the window. A friend was sitting in the passenger seat, the car was so filthy you couldn't see out the windows (pollution---it was clean when I parked it!) so I handed her the towel and told her to press. She didn't, until she got a wake-up squirt!.
Stubborn Husband Said He Didn't Need My Help Putting Sunscreen On His Back
What a silly husband! He should be all about the free massage from wife.
While in college, my friend and I passed out on the beach. Our friends used sun block to write "Dumb Asses" on us and we got sunburned around it. It was hilarious. I didn't care.
I mean, you should at least care about your skin health
Load More Replies...What Could Go Wrong When You Don't Tie Down A Load Of Deck Boards
He probably should have used an actual pickup truck to do this 😂 not a pavement princess
Load More Replies...Hey, it's a Telsa Cybertruck. Not only don't they work that well but' it looks like the driver's brain doesn't work any better
scratching his head for me is like the funny part... Di dhe not know how this would turn out?
Sameee hahaha I immediately noticed him like “that didn’t go well”
Load More Replies...No professional or experienced DIY construction person would ever use or buy a Tesla Cyber Truck. These are not functioning pick up trucks.
As someone who works in multiple dealerships, I can tell you that no self-respecting mechanic, car salesperson, or automotive industry employee would EVER buy a cybertruck 😂 Cybertruck drivers are mocked mercilessly.
Load More Replies...And you used a kindergarten-drawn car to do this and didn't see this coming?
My Wife Washed My New Pair Of Jeans So I Could Wear Them Today. She Also Threw In Her Big Fuzzy Blanket
Wasn't sure if that was the jeans or the blanket for a moment. Brown jeans.
WOW. Attack them with a lint brush or roller. Put them in the dryer for a little while to get rid of more fluff then rewash
you don't wash fuzzy blankets with anything else; it ruins them.
If I Fits, I Sits
I'm having a panic attack just looking at this! There's no way he can get off his knees and get out of there..
If he extends his left arm over his head and uses it as leverage against the spiral he could get to a standing position. The easiest escape might be to shimmy all the way to the top and out.
Load More Replies...i would have a panic attack halfway down, so i would not be able to do it. thankfully
911 what's your emergency? There's this stupid man that stuck in the spiral thing on the playground at the park. We're gonna need the Fire Dept and some saws to get him out
You climb up in a spiral and reach the top of the play equipment. I used to like it as a kid but you're supposed to be on the outside of it, not inside
Load More Replies...Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Foot Bridge
how they they get up there, and think they were able to pull it off? It is not a smart car
Well, this one's been here before. For those curious, the driver was new to Denver, and had accidentally selected "biking" on their google maps app, and not driving. The person honestly didn't realize the issue until they were stuck, and to their credit, Denver hadn't installed bollards at road crossings to prevent this happening. It didn't hurt matters that the yellow line denoting it as a bike path, wasn't present on 100% of the path.
Surely they must have noticed the walls closing in, so to speak.
Load More Replies...I've accidently done that. What you mean, 259 hours? Well, the way I walk, more like 500.
Load More Replies...I have seen cars on the bike paths I use with distressing frequency. Hope this idiot was fined as well as stuck.
My Legs After Mowing My Lawn While It Was Still Wet
its very dangerous to wear sandals while using a lawn mower, worse than turning green you could lose a toe!! be careful out there!!
Google images of foot vs lawnmower and tell me you think it's a good idea to do this again. Spoiler: it's so incredibly not.
Still have your toes and feet I see...keep it up and see what happens.
I Used To Stuff My Crotch As A Little Kid To Intimidate The Pitchers On The Other Team
Did it work? Or did they laugh so hard they couldn't play? Why would a kid this young think that? Is that normal for boys this age?
i would look into that child being molested as a youth.....not normal thoughts for a kid at all
It might distract them, but I doubt it “intimidated” anyone. But maybe I’m wrong lol
Buttful
I like the idea that people are out there saying things like, "You might be full, but you're not buttful," to which the writer has a reply at the ready.
Before you criticize anyone for saying buttful or buttload, know that a butt is an actual measurement.
Oh, Well
I have one bowl left from my favourite set and I am so scared of breaking it. I already have no more of the matching mugs because I broke them :(
I have a favourite pair of mittens that I never wear because i'm afraid of losing one.
Put a string on them and feed it through the arms, like we had as kids. Can’t lose them that way. 😂
Load More Replies...the broken mug is a representation of how you felt when it broke
I have more than a few favorite mugs that have been repaired to become pencil holders and such.
Last Weekend, I Was The Idiot. Didn't Notice Until 1h Down The Road
Just forget to take it out. They come off quite easily since this happens A LOT. And for the gas station its better to lose the hose, than the car dragging the whole pump out of the ground.
Load More Replies...Thank God and some really smart guy for inventing that breakaway hose. (The guy is Richard Corson, BTW)
In Australia, We don’t have these locking pumps that allow you to set the pump and leave it. Consequently, I have never seen this happen. It is bizarre to me that so much effort has gone into inventing the breakaway hoses rather than just not have the locking handles - surely that would be a cheaper, safer solution in the long run?
Load More Replies...Preeeetty sure they won't show that particular view.
Load More Replies...The proper procedure is to replace the gas cap. That's when you would have noticed.
ahhh hahaha I have done that! twice! first time, they didn't have the safety break offs at the time, so I caused some damage to both the gas stall and my fuel tank! second time, i was watched by a stone faced old couple sitting in their car....
This is why I don't understand having automatic petrol pumps, makes this much easier.
I have done that. You feel really swift after you realize what you've done.
I Put These Brownies To Cool On The Porch, And A Dang Squirrel Came Through The Screen And Had At Them. I Am Very Sad
I've seen enough cartoons to know that cooling a pie on an open windowsill is never going to end well.Why would anyone still do that?
Maybe I'm just fat but you could just cut it around the touched parts.
I Made A Mistake And Bought The Wrong Gas Lift For My Chair
OMG it's the barber's chair from Curse of Monkey Island. (She says, making a reference it's unlikely anybody's going to get, but you never know!).
For extra long legs and tall desks..or those perches some sit on to direct something creative
My Wife Accidently Used The Wrong Soap In The Washer
How does an adult human old enough to be married put dish soap in a laundry machine? I can see a teenager doing it, but an adult? That's not an accident, it's a lack of like skills.
I'm guessing they are the kind of people who use pods for the dishwasher and different pods for laundry.
Load More Replies...Maybe she decided to turn the tables of weaponized incompetence on her husband.
Hhhhah true, this looks like some kind of nasty spider webs from outer space
Load More Replies...How many times has someone put regular dish soap in a dishwasher? But in a washing machine?
Dish soap, specifically hand washing dish soap like Dawn or Ajax..
Load More Replies...Took the lazy way out for stain removal. You have to treat each individual stain and not the whole load if you're gonna use Dawn. Ask me how I know...
Car Accident Results In Toilet Paper All Over The Highway
There we're probably some skidmarks on the asphalt after this incident.
Hhhhhha I’m sick currently, don’t have a voice but still m laughing hard 🤣
Load More Replies......must have happened during COVID when the entire US was hoarding toilet paper....
The whole of Australia was hoarding toilet paper at the time too
Load More Replies...If you're gonna horde toilet paper, for heaven's sake, keep it hidden.
Decided Today I Was Going To Take A Different Route In The Construction Zone To Get To Work
Safe to say I went back home.
They didn't notice after the first step?! This person was either drunk, doing this for 'likes' or truly a huge idiot
Or they took one wrong step and the momentum from them walking forward made it so they had to put their second leg down to keep their balance.
Load More Replies...You should never walk through a construction zone. You never know what danger there is.
Maybe the whole construction zone was cordoned but people just don't care about those little details
Load More Replies...My work was doing some resurfacing of the shower room floor. The workers didn't put a sign on the door just locked it. I was looking for some towels so I just unlocked it and stepped in. my foot and shoe sank about an inch with this nasty grey surfacing gunk and left a very distinct foot print. Nobody was happy about it.
YUCK and it probably didn't all come clean either. You would have to be totally oblivious to not notice that you're wet.
Ahh, old dude from Indiana Jones and the Last C*****e: "They chose poorly"
So C R U S A D E is a word that gets censored now, how about talking about w*r or g*nocide or p*rsecution, does any word that can possibly have bad connotations or which references anything unpleasant now merit censorship? This trend needs to (unalive).
Load More Replies...I hope you used the hose in a safe place away from drains and lovely gardens..
How did that work out for ya? Did you get the concrete out enough to save your shoes and pants? Nope, don't care about the socks. Were you in a car?
Some Crazy Work
How the hell do people not know what will or will not fit in their car? My dad didn't take his sedan to the lumberyard. He borrowed my hatchback and scratched the inside of it. Tilt the wood a bit more and it wouldn't have touched. 40 years ago?
Scary isn't it. That this driver also needs to know the dimensions of their vehicle, just in order to drive it
Load More Replies...I see a ticket in this idiots future. If you don't have a truck pay for delivery.
Someone Just Left Their Car Like This In The Parking Lot
Have an old pic of smilare. They had blocked of the parking lot by digging up soil, so they could fix things. It snowes one night, the next morsning someone tried to ram through the "light snow wall" but ended up with all four tires in the air! 😝
Load More Replies...You have to go up at an angle for these entrances . But you can still g get stuck
I don't think it is an entrance. The sidewalk isn't sloped enough at the curb near the road. I think it's the edge of a parking lot and a weird sloped bit of sidewalk near the flat part of the sidewalk.
Load More Replies...This is strange because the concrete slope looks like part of a driveway. The only obvious clue that it isn't, is the lack of a run up to the footpath.
Years ago someone managed to drive a car on top of an about 4 ft pole of some kind at Arby's. Wish I still had that picture.
Took The Wife Out Of Rehab For A Walk Through The City
She was taking a selfie and lost her grip on her crutch. It’s still there, impossible to retrieve.
This calls for... a magnet fisherwoman! *brandishes powerful magnet on a string* (Seriously, those magnet fishing videos on YouTube made it looks like I'd find all kinds of cool stuff and all I've caught is a few iron filings and some slime. What a ripoff).
I've seen this before. Disability crutches are made of aluminium and therefore aren't magnetic unfortunately. Also you've then got water damage to the inside of the crutch and the ferrule (the rubber part at the bottom of the crutch) Even if you were able to retrieve it? The crutch would get you home but needs immediately replacing. It's akin to driving a car with faulty brakes.
The ferrule can be popped off, so easy to dry. Put it in the sun or on top of a radiator with reasonable heat
Load More Replies...All you need is a rope, a hook made of bended rebar and some patience
First Time This Happened To Me
Opening one of these made me feel like an idiot.
Load More Replies...I hate opening those things with a passion and ofc they come in lunchables kids go to lunches!
Lesson Learned, Don’t Wear Grey Pants To An Interview
I''m choosing to assume that this was a result of a plastic chair and insufficient cooling.
Load More Replies...We All Make Mistakes
The shelving will come apart easily by removing a few bolts.
Why would you assemble it right there when there’s tons of space immediately to the left 😂
Poor Guy Just Wants It To End
Instead of rudely telling you to google it, I’ll help you out 🥰 OP is playing an online game, and “spectating” is someone watching them play. OP says this random person keeps finding them on the games they’re playing and watching and commenting the same weird thing.
Load More Replies...Left My Sunroof Open When It Called For Rain
This happened to me!!! Randomly rained during the 15 minutes I was in the grocery store. Hadn't rained for months before or after (Vegas) but perfectly timed to ruin my stereo!
Oh I hope you have a garage and a dehumidifier. Hopefully that would work. Shop vac the carpet and seats if they are fabric & wipe down everything else.
My Brain Read This As “No Push”. Spent A Good 30 Seconds Twisting The Handle To Try And Turn It On
"no POOSH, white man from town.....no POOSH" (Stephen King's THINNER)
Oh I just downloaded the ebook version of that, haven’t started it yet :)
Load More Replies...Pregnancy Brain And Autocorrect! I'm So Embarrassed
LMAO I had to Google that. Here’s what Google’s AI says: “While the idea of "baby poop delicacy" might seem bizarre, Spanish researchers have actually created a gourmet sausage made from baby poop, using probiotic bacteria isolated from diapers. Here's a more detailed explanation: The Sausage: Spanish scientists developed a fermented sausage, resembling a type of Mediterranean sausage called "feut," using three strains of probiotic bacteria isolated from baby diapers. Probiotic Benefits: The sausage is intended to offer probiotic advantages, potentially aiding in better digestion. Lower Fat and Salt: The scientists claim their fermented creation is lower in fat and salt compared to regular sausage. “
Load More Replies...Time To Do The Waddle Of Shame
Reel in what you need, pull your trousers up, and retrieve
Load More Replies...I Don't Think I Had To Wash That
Remotes are actually quite dirty. But it probably won't work after this.
I've done this so many times it's embarrassing. I just take the batteries out and put it on a towel, and sit it on top of a radiator on a low heat.
problem with front end loaders. problem with not shaking the clothes out before you chuck it into the wash
I Didn't Realize Until I Got To Work That I Had Mismatched Shoes (Got Dressed In The Dark Because I Was In A Hurry)
"Of course I did - These are the only feet I *have*!"
Load More Replies...I did this in high school once. Noticed in 1st period. Asked the principal if I could run home and change them. He laughed and said yes. So embarrassing!
Our Tànaiste recently did this. Hope he wasn't meeting anyone important that day
Today, I Followed My Out Of Date GPS And I Became The Idiot In The Car
I think this is your fault for thinking your car could get up the embankment though.
Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning
Honestly, I can't believe the quantities Americans buy things in. Who needs a container that size of either soy sauce or syrup!?
It’s usually cheaper to buy in bulk :) my parents had 5 kids and not a lot of money. We had pancakes for dinner at least once a week, because it’s cheap and filling. We had a giant bottle of syrup like this :) judge me all you want for it.
Load More Replies...unless its in restaurant i dont see the point of such a big container
Well, Kikko-Man says to use soy sauce on sunny-side up, so why not French toast?
Looks Like This Car Had A Bit Of An Accident
I Was Told This Would Work
I just buy the stuff with chemicals that stops it from separating. I hate it when the oil separates from the nut butter!
You Ever Climb Up Somewhere And Then Realize You Have No Clue How To Get Down? I’m About 6 Meters (20 Feet) Up
pretend your a cat. 1. wait for the fire brigade. 2. jump down and hope you land on your feet..
Don't forget to ignore any unknown incoming calls from people trying to save you because you don't RECOGNIZE the number.
Not since I was a kid... Even as a kid I would eventually get down on my own, I remember my dad having to climb a tree to get my brother down at least once though.
My cat used to do this all the freaking time, complete with loud yowling.
Couch Doesn’t Fit (Horizontally) Into Room
Lmao my gen z coworker was helping me carry some huge awkward boxes upstairs today, and he didn’t get it at ALL when I was like “pivot!!!!” 😂
Load More Replies...Set it in fire since clearly there is a serious lack of common sense there...
This Is My 2nd Set Of AirPods That I Have Idiotically Left In My Pockets And Washed. Please Mock Me
I would but I constantly wash my permanent markers. I have washed and dried the same screw cap container of lip balm 5 times. Bless the makers who put it in a metal tin.
This is one of the many reasons I think airpods are not only one of the dumbest things ever created, but they're also a giant scam. Everyone I know who uses them has lost them AT LEAST twice and had to buy new ones. I've still got the wired headphones that came with my first generation iPod.
So who never learned by watching their mother putting clothes one by one in the washing machine & systematically checking every pocket in every garment for stuff.
For me, it's just things I put in my pocket while cleaning up at work, like laminated 'money' or blocks. I don't think anything actually important.
Vacuum Cleaning My Apple Keyboard
Didn’t Understand What Was Funny About Ordering 3 Cheese Enchiladas On The Side Until These Monsters Showed Up
I Accidentally Broke My Wife’s Succulent Llama At 6 Am
I also think it's a Giraffe, but just put the leaves that came off into soil and they should start other little plants.
Uh, your wife needs a lesson in animal identification- that's a GIRAFFE
My Sister Is So Intelligent, But Her Moving This Trampoline Makes Me Wonder
Anyone who acquires a trampoline is by definition poor at assessing risk.
Left Car Run For 25 Hours In Winter One Time By Accident
how did the gas last so long? my vw locked itself while idling one day and it took 3 hours til locksmith came and it ate over quarter tank of gas just idling there.... i need a car like yours
My car gets 36-40 mpg so my car could probably go 24hrs and have gas
Load More Replies...His Girlfriend Forgot To Take The Plastic Off The Cheese
You know if I had someone who would make me lunch, if this happened I would just laugh then remove the plastic and eat my lunch...
If I found a plastic-wrapped fake-cheese slice like this in a sandwich I'd throw it away. And probably go elsewhere for my future sandwich needs.
Load More Replies...If he makes his own sandwiches from now on, win win
Load More Replies...I will admit I have done this before, but with the thin paper between slices of cheddar. 😬
She's obviously mad at him for something. There was no love used when making it at all.
My Girlfriend Spilled Her Soup And This Was The Result
Automatic Door At Work Was Broken This Morning. Walked Right Into It
I always pause before automatic doors because being so short, I can never be sure the sensor will pick me up at all angles.
Unemployed And Doing Job Interviews. Thought I’d Wax My Eyebrows To Look Put-Together
Crikey. I'm glad that I'm (a) a guy, (b) in tech, and (c) look like a weirdo no matter what.
My Mate Got A Tattoo, Ready For England Winning The Euro Championship
At least he has a memento of the time he was so sure of his team he got a tattoo? I would think you would just get the last digit of the year, but I don't know enough about sport as to whether you would end up deleting the whole date.
Why Are People Doing These Kinds Of Things
The poll should have another option for "take a photo of it for no apparent reason".
I am DONE with boredpanda. I am NOT paying your stupid subscription fee. Remember when it didn't exist? Yeah. Good times back then.
I can’t believe ANYONE has the nerve to make negative comments about anybody else’s mistakes. I guess some people don’t think they live in glass houses.
The poll should have another option for "take a photo of it for no apparent reason".
I am DONE with boredpanda. I am NOT paying your stupid subscription fee. Remember when it didn't exist? Yeah. Good times back then.
I can’t believe ANYONE has the nerve to make negative comments about anybody else’s mistakes. I guess some people don’t think they live in glass houses.
