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Have kids, they said, it will be fun, they said. And when it happens, utter craziness ensues and there’s no emergency exit to go through.
You see, being a parent takes you on a life adventure like no other. And while it’s hard to put in words all the ups and downs of what it's like to raise little daredevils, Bored Panda wrapped up some real-life examples captured on camera that show it as it is.
Mostly absolutely wholesome, sometimes truly crazy, and in other instances, pretty challenging, parenting is not for the faint-hearted, but it surely fills up your heart unlike anything else.
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#1
No More Animals In The House
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
I wonder what the hamster's name is
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OwenHasADHD 2 years ago (edited)
I mean thatâd make sense with the âwe are not getting anymore animalsâ part
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BetterBitterButter 2 years ago
I am trying to imagine this and I wish I was there to see this.
SoftKittyWarmKittyLilBallo'Fur 2 years ago
What do ya bet they ended up with a hamster? heh heh
YARETZI JIMENEZ CHAVARRIA 2 years ago (edited)
Ha this is so funny! I just imagine how many animals they had we have 13 parakeets 2 love birds 2 cockatiels (one of them is male he always hissing at anyone who comes near) 2 fishes that gave birth to live young and sea snails that lay 6 egg sacks a year đ a bearded dragon a duck and 6 chickens free eggs! There IS this one small adult that never grew we call her Midget Chicken she is special to us.
BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago
that sounds like so much fun lol! I currently have 4 cats, 2 old doggies, a turtle, a huge AF goldfish named shark, and a little fishy that lives with him, and my hamster! I love absolutely all of them and it's great to have them all
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#2
Thanks, Apple. Iâll Let Her Know
Raelene Christie 2 years ago
I'd love to see an Ai deal with a screaming baby with teething problems or an ear infection. I didn't sleep until my youngest daughter was 5 . I'm sure you'd get an error message after about 15 minutes!
Klondike Penguin 2 years ago
You know your hearing is in jeopardy when your baby is louder than a 747 taking off.
SMuggi NOLA 2 years ago
I have literal tears coming from my eyes. My little girl is 3 months old. SHRIEKS 3-4 times a night. Little girl, my ear is a foot and a half from your mouth. Please, give me a chance to wake upđ€Łđ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
#3
She's Going To See A Cow Today
glowworm2 2 years ago
Mom needs to be careful what she says. You never know who might hear it! This is hilarious though.
Deborah B 2 years ago
I would recommend stopping to visit a field of actual cows first, for the sake of family harmony. Or even just find her a toy cow.
3 Owls In A Coat 2 years ago
As a former child, I can confirm that a field full of actual cows (not grandmas) would make a childâs day. Although I am not talking any s**t about the power of a field full of grandmas, I could use that right now.
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Carole G. 2 years ago
YIKES! Foreseeable trouble ahead, swing by a farm so explanation at least sounds feasible to Grandma.
Bad Ass69 2 years ago
Fell out of my chair laughing! Watch out for the herd of grandmas tho!
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Pieter LeGrande 2 years ago
Yep, set up a case for plausible deniability.
Load More Replies... To find out more about the challenges of modern parenting, as well as how the coronavirus pandemic has changed the ways parents raise children, Bored Panda spoke with Holly Connors, a lifestyle blogger and a working mom of two girls. After working in psychology for a decade, Connors is now the creator of the “Simplify Create Inspire” project, which helps families make their lives easier. She happily shared some useful and illuminating insights.
Raising kids through the pandemic has posed a variety of challenges for many parents. Holly told us that for some, “it has resulted in increased stress and anxiety due to the uncertainties that come with the virus.”
“Parents have had to make tough decisions around safety, schooling, and childcare while all learning how to adjust their work-life balance. Some of these cautions have remained as parents adjust to the new normal,” she explained.
#4
My Life Is Never Dull, Guys. Never
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Iâm a Proffesionalâą Detective who will solve the case. As we can see here, there was a mysterious stick of butter found in the bed. Tests have indicated that the butter was eaten 1 hour ago. When questioned about the evidence, the suspect claimed to not have put the butter. This leads me to conclude that the child probably kept an Ouija board which accidently summoned a half eaten stick of butter. Case closed.
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Jj321 2 years ago
I had 3 sticks of butter on the counter to get to room temperature, could not find them so i assumed I never set them out. Decided to bake less, so I put 2 more sticks on the counter. Come back, they are gone. My dog ate 5 sticks of butter.
BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago (edited)
:https://images.app.goo.gl/mhXLehHm1hrQoiey6: So in the US at least they sell boxes of sticks of butter. Each stick (normally, idk if they sell like giant ones at Costco) is normally 8 tablespoons, or half a cup (~120 grams). There's measurements on the wrapping too, which is helpful so you can just cut through the paper-ish wrapping with a knife. They sell tubs of margarine, and sometimes whipped butter. Tub of margarine: https://images.app.goo.gl/YZBSRFao83U3kkdx8 :
Load More Replies... Raelene Christie 2 years ago
My youngest cut her eye lashes because everyone kept commenting how beautiful they were, 23 years later and I'm still not sure if I know why! And she still has the most beautiful eyelashes lol!
Veronica Cross 2 years ago
Hmmmmm... Bit weird she knew it was butter in the bed, isn't it....... đ€«đ€đ€đ€
#5
Some Start Younger Than Others
Michael Largey 2 years ago
"Witcherina" is far better, but 5-year-olds have so little sense of pizzazz these days.
GoddessOfChaos 2 years ago
This is why I donât want kids. How do you even deal with situations like this?
Phoenix the Frog 2 years ago
My family and I lived in Germany and so my parents picked up German phrases. One of them is Scheisse which means s**t. Me as a 13 year old said it thinking it meant like shot or something like that. I learned what it meant though.
juice 2 years ago
scheiĂe (SHY-sse) means sh*t, but schieĂe (SHEE-sse) means shoot. so you were close!
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New Everywhere 2 years ago
I'm thinking a ballerina who is a witch just might be a b***h. It costs too much money to keep fattening up kids and her damn feet always hurt
Julie Snelling 2 years ago
When I was younger I said a word that I thought was a combination of twit and prat my mum was not impressed.
#6
My 8-Year-Old Is A Jerk And Almost Made Me Burn My House Down
I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
That spider looks so realistic. If they had to cut that out, that's talent for an 8 year old!
Marcellus II 2 years ago
Yes, I'm not buying an 8y old designed and cut this either.
Load More Replies... Ben 2 years ago
I have seen this before. Definitely not an 8 year old. Maybe an 8 year-old under some sort of parental mind control?!?!
Tuna Beach 2 years ago
The shadow doesn't match the figure shown in the inside view (mouth hugger). Definitely staged.
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Just Sayin 2 years ago
It doesn't make sense...the long part of the "art" isn't showing in the shadow. Where is the long part that was made under the lamp shade? Also, u would see the tape making the spider in the shadow too and where is that when the light is off? Just a lot of ???? of that picture that the poster isn't saying .
Tuna Beach 2 years ago
Yup. Mouth hugger figure with tape. Spider shadow, no tape.
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Marie Dahme 2 years ago
Watch out for this childâŠ.heâs a budding psychopath in the making.
MonicaChicagoGal 2 years ago
A NOPE on a lamp shade would almost make me burn my house down too!
Moreover, many parents had to become teachers overnight, Holly argues, by helping their children adjust to temporary homeschooling or remote learning. “This has caused parents to address their children’s educational needs more than ever and for some parents, this has given a greater view of what goes into educating our kids and allowed them to maintain a more pivotal role in their children's learning.”
#7
I Thought I Lost $350 And Then Three Months Later I Found It In My Four-Year-Old's Room
Mark Melton 2 years ago
How do you leave that much cash just laying around? That's a chunk of change to most people.
OnAFreakingRollercoaster 2 years ago (edited)
I read the story somewhere: he had sold something on an online marketplace and put the money on the counter. When he went looking for it, it had disappeared. 3 months later he found it here âïž
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#8
The Teacher Actually Only Told Him Not To âMake A Habit Of It.â So I Wonder How Many Times Makes A Habit? I Also Wonder If I Should Hide The Popcorn Popper
GoddessOfChaos 2 years ago
How dare schools teach that âsharing is caringâ and then punish kids for doing something so awesome. Smh
Cassandra Wee 2 years ago
But it tastes better with a scoop or 2 of ice cream đ
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Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
Our youngest packed a baggie of frogs in his backpack and let them loose in the classroom...I WISH he had just taken a toaster and poptarts!
D. Pitbull 2 years ago
Hey. I used to bring my dad's electric pencil sharpener to school to protest the lousy wall-bolted sharpners we had that simply ate pencils, not sharpen them. It was such a good day.
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
I've had a student smuggle a live chicken more than once to school in his school bag. The same kid used to bring things out of his pantry like a can of pineapple rings, beetroot or an entire loaf of bread and condiments and proceed to eat them during class, set himself up and have a lovely time lol
Mark Melton 2 years ago
My kindergartener snuck the hatchet my dumb brother gave him to his Show and Tell at school. I was mortified to be called at work and told to come get the "weapon" they had seized from my son. Did I mention that my brother is dumb?
Michael Largey 2 years ago
Never mind the popcorn popper. If you and your husband have any sexual toys in the house, immediately put them under lock and key.
#9
Do You Have Any Advice For Me?
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I think he meant the cows suffocated in a wall and died, because sometimes too many minecraft animals in a small space does that
aZZy_d3Lta (they/them) 2 years ago
they do it even if there is only one animal too. i came back from a resources run only to find my single cat suffocating in a wall and I couldnt save him in time. RIP Prince Fluffykins the 5th, you will be missed.
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any rei 2 years ago
I've built a lighthouse in Minecraft and my best friend (44y) and my kid (19y) filled every level with seagulls (mod). No matter the age there are always people who will fill your Minecraft house with annoying stuff.
The Blue Spirit 2 years ago
So.... is "mod' a number or am I really confused? How'd they get so many seagulls that are the same age? /s
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ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
My kid was crying because gamers would blow up his castle ... I wasn't sure what to do either. Minecraft is brutal.
Lauren S 2 years ago
I havenât connected my kidâs Minecraft to the internet. I have it blocked. Heâs only 6, I wasnât ready for him to have contact with others online and donât really know how it works, if they can talk to each other, etc. But I imagine itâd be like consoling a kid who got their block tower or Lego build knocked over by other kids in real life. đ€·đ»ââïž But those builds can take HOURS and DAYS. Sounds rough.
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RandomFrog(He/Theyïžâïž) 2 years ago
I once upped the setting of how many mobs can be in one block to 250 and did this to my sister. She hated me.
As if that wasn’t enough, “the pandemic also limited the social life of many families, reducing time spent with extended family or friends.” Holly explained that this can be particularly challenging for younger children since they “rely heavily on social interaction with their peers and is most definitely one of the biggest challenges we found in our household with a child in their first year of formal schooling suddenly learning from home.”
#10
My Daughter Just Said âHere Papaâ And Put These In My Pocket. I Have No Idea Which Piece Of Cheap Furniture Is Now Dangerously Unstable
Mark Howell 2 years ago
My daughter used to watch me putting flat packs together for people. She now earns good ÂŁ's doing for other uni students, but I still can't find my tools ????
Mickysixxx 2 years ago
Haha my nephew got a little tool set when he was about 3yrs. He went around the house "fixing" things and undid every screw in my sister chair at the table, hilarity ensued
RagDollLali 2 years ago
Nah, that's definitely from a 2018 smergenflerd headboard, take a closer look
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Kaia Penson-Moyer 2 years ago
It'll be that one piece of furniture that no body suspects until someone uses it after everybody forgets abt the situation
#11
My Sister Sent My 11-Year-Old Nephew To School Today With What She Thought Was A Fresca Packed In His Lunch
Carolyn Risling 2 years ago
Bet the teacher was "less" than amused . . . . .you know what duds they can be
Load More Replies... glowworm2 2 years ago
Follow up on this one from OP on the Reddit thread: Nephew realized what he was holding and quickly stuffed it back into his lunch pail and then clung to it like his life depended on it for the rest of the day terrified the teacher would discover his apparent juvenile alcoholic tendencies. He made it, arguably unscathed, through the rest of the day without discovery. And then my sister put him (and herself) on blast on facebook.
Tuna Beach 2 years ago
So more sibling issues than parenting issues! đ€Łđ€Ł
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EmBree 2 years ago
Not her fault but... My kids had dinner at their friend's house and told the mom that the juice tasted funny. She "knew" there was nothing wrong with it and my polite kids shut up and drank it. And that's how we found out where her alcoholic husband hid the alcohol. How on earth he thought it was a goid idea, we'll never know.
Tuna Beach 2 years ago
Im gonna go with "her fault" when she didn't verify!!
Load More Replies... Klondike Penguin 2 years ago
True story: One day, my boss mistook a Fresca for a Pabst Blue Ribbon can of beer.
#12
My Daughter Has Figured Out How To Change The Picture On My Watch, By Using My Phone. Oh And Apparently She Knows The Password To My Phone
RandomFrog(He/Theyïžâïž) 2 years ago (edited)
There was a point in time I knew all my aunts and uncles passwords to their phones as a kid. I was the first grandchild and I never knew my parents passwords cuz they knew what I was doing but no body else had dealt with kids before lmao
Alicia M 2 years ago
I remember when this song first came out. It wasn't that popular. Everyone had heard it but no one thought about it much. If you had told me it would be the subject of something that was popular in the 2020s, I would have thought you were nuts.
Wondering Alice 2 years ago
You were lucky, I was subjected to it several times a day. I didn't mind it at first - but there was no where to hide. I was still in to post man pat, so it was distressing.
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Settled for Infamy 2 years ago
I cannot trust any link my daughter sends me anymore. That's a most sneaky "Rick Roll" đ€Ł
Pineapple 2 years ago
always remember XcQ at the end of a youtube link is a rickroll
Load More Replies... GoddessOfChaos 2 years ago
That kid is hilarious lol! Iâd reward her if that was my daughter :)
tee-lena 2 years ago
Rick asley. Singer in the 80's or nineties. Can't remember which
Load More Replies...“As a result,” Holly continues, “parents needed to become more creative in finding ways to keep their kids connected and entertained in the changed environment, with extra reliance on technology to fill the gap.” And although technology can be wonderful for this purpose, Holly believes that “it has also been harder to reign in those habits, now telling our kids to get off their devices and go spend time with peers in person again.”
#13
It Makes 1 Hour That They're Looking For Their Car Keys That Their Kid Buried Inside The Sand
TK 421 2 years ago
So, no AirTag then? Thatâs the first thing I did. Never lost my keys or other certain items again.
Roadkill The Brave 2 years ago
Wait...back up...they make a thing for this now? Is it reliable? How chunky? Bluetooth function? How does it work? I need this in my life.....
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GoddessOfChaos 2 years ago
Could try a metal detector? Iâm sure thereâs someone on that beach with one of those
Sergio Bicerra 2 years ago
As far as I heard, at least in my country, they go to the beach after everyone is gone, to not disturb anyone... or risking anyone claming their iphone
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Daphne Dear 2 years ago
My husband lost his keys at the beach once and had to go buy a metal detector.
The_Canadian_Zebra 2 years ago (edited)
My sister buried her croc in the sand at a beach once... we never found and she got new crocs
#14
My Daughter Is Planning Her First Sleepover. Iâm Concerned About #2
Your sleep paralysis demon 2 years ago
Yea, getting summoned to sleepovers is the only way I get invited to parties :(
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The Other Guest 2 years ago
I'd be more concerned about what sort of prank she's planning to pull on Tori.
Beck 2 years ago
The top half sounds like our girl scouts sleep overs in the 80s. Plus ouija board and light as a feather. This was a private catholic school girl scouts group and we did it at every sleepover.
Raye West 2 years ago
Number 2 is ummm how should I put this.... should be number 1 cuz of course you want to pillow fight with a demon
trans.teen.trainwreck 2 years ago
my 11 y/o sister comes home from sleepovers and says stuff like "so we tried to summon a demon and basically..."
Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal 2 years ago
Isn't praying before sleep and summon a demon pretty much the same thing? And I'm not even joking.
#15
Do You Have The Ratio Of Syrup Per Vent? Asking For A Friend
Terri Martin 2 years ago (edited)
A stray cat got in my attic through the garage and sprayed everywhere. Every time the ac or heat came on it smelled like male cat p*ss for a year. It was impossible to find exactly where it was coming from. I'll take the syrup over this any day.
Wysteria_Rose 2 years ago
I'm trying to understand the downside of your house smelling like warm waffles.
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
Better than the place Iâm currently in where it smells like mildew and burnt toast.
AĂ©lia Potter 2 years ago
My dad put put his smurf figurines in the space heater, resulting in a blue bar of melted smurfs
With more and more things fighting for our attention these days, it can be easy to feel overwhelmed as parents. Holly argues that “we are all overstimulated and most of us are guilty of neglecting self-care.”
Luckily, she has some very useful advice to spare. “The simple act of taking time for yourself each and every day can have a huge impact, along with well-being basics such as getting enough sleep, eating well, drinking lots of water, and moving your body,” Holly said.
#16
My 10-Year-Old Nephew Told His Mom He Doesnât Know How His Phone Broke. He Just Woke Up And It Was Like That. A Few Days Later She Finds He Posted This On Youtube
TK 421 2 years ago
Bless those little morons for having no concept of evidence and consequences.
đđ 2 years ago (edited)
Ahh this reminds me of an old job of mine. Working complaints for a police force. youâd every now and again get someone most annoyed and try to profess their innocence, saying it âdefinitely wasnât them that did itâ and theyâre unhappy about being arrested etc. etc. But whilst in the process of giving the backstory to their complaint, accidentally confess to doing said thing they previously adamantly denied đ woops. Probably should have thought your story out better before confessing on a recorded line lol
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Kennethbush 2 years ago
I understand itâs a different world with cell phones and TikTok/YouTube, but ffs you dumba$$es, stop recording your stupidity and posting it. Stupid criminals, feel free to keep posting your evidence
WonderWoman 2 years ago
That is why 10 year olds do not need these kinds of phones, they are too young and don't understand the concept of $$$ phones. Get them flip phones so they can call home and text their friends.
đ§¶đčđđ„đđ đđđđ„đ„đđŁđȘĄ 2 years ago
Not trying to be combative but when was the last time you bought a smartphone? If you aren't obsessed with iPhone or chasing the very latest Android models, you can easily get cheap ones for no more than $20-30. And even the $50 models do most of the same things the higher end ones do.
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somnomania 2 years ago
sorry, but who lets a 10-year-old use a dirt bike, ESPECIALLY unsupervised? people in america, i know, it was a rhetorical question.
#17
Ok, You Have Piqued Our Interest
Deborah Harris2 2 years ago
By the end of those 12 years she will have completed a whole series of Squirrel books :D
BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago
"Those FĂșcking Squirrels! Volume 1" "Squirrels are BĂtches! Volume 2" "Squirrels are Ăssholes! Volume 3"
Load More Replies... Kennethbush 2 years ago
My 7 year old niece was practicing her dirty word spelling. Caught her writing f**k. As soon as she saw me looking, she added âasteaâ to the end. Fuckastea is now our go to for exasperation, disbelief, and all around head shaking
Alicia M 2 years ago
This is one of those situations where you tell your kid it's wrong while secretly dying of laughter on the inside.đ€Ł
OnAFreakingRollercoaster 2 years ago
I would probably not-so-secretly laugh out loud đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
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Rizzo 2 years ago
Am I the only one who sees a movie in this? A comedy for the whole family with smart Squirrels, a grumpy old man and loads of funny 'Home Alone' like stunts. I say ... let the kid do this. It could pay off. ;)
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Your daughter is a hilarious genius and you grounded her? You're parenting this situation wrong. Proper response, "What are you going to name the sequel?"
Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago
Sounds like my dad. I wrote "fĂŒck" one time in my notebook and ended up grounded for I don't even remember how long.
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Bradley Auerbach 2 years ago
12 WHOLE YEARS for a bad word?! I know itâs the f-word but still, thatâs a bit harsh.
Emie N. 2 years ago
He sent another tweet and said that she wasn't really grounded. He was making a joke.
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I Thought I Had Put Socks On My Son This Morning. Turns Out They Were Gloves. My Mother-In-Law Sent Me This
The_Canadian_Zebra 2 years ago (edited)
Gloves is also good though, well I think.
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Another tip from Holly for overwhelmed parents is “setting up routines and schedules in the family home can also make a big difference in managing the overwhelm.” She gave some examples: “a cleaning schedule to keep on top of your regular household management tasks, a meal plan so you know what is for dinner each day and can streamline your grocery shopping and giving your kids age-appropriate chores to lend a hand around the home.”
Importantly, kids who do chores are gaining independence, responsibility skills, and confidence, Holly said.
And finally, “it can also be helpful to practice gratitude and mindfulness each day, as these techniques have been proven to help reduce stress and increase happiness,” the author of “Simplify Create Inspire” said.
#19
Two-Year-Old Daughter Bathes Daddy's Laptop In Soap And Water Because It's "Too Dirty"
GoddessOfChaos 2 years ago
This image hurts my soul⊠she had good intentions but I feel so sorry for her dad.
Alicia M 2 years ago
I'm not buying this one. Looks too set up. He probably could have stopped her if he had put his phone down.
Brendan (banned for downvotes) 2 years ago
And what two-year-old is able to fetch the bucket and soap, and then set it up under the shower (which she is, somehow, able to reach and operate)?
Load More Replies... RandomFrog(He/Theyïžâïž) 2 years ago
Once my grandma came over and noticed our iPad was really dirty (its 11 yrs old this year, weâve had it forever idk how itâs not broken) and so she took the case/screen cover off and started washing it in the sink!!?? We found her pretty quick but good god wtf grandma
OnAFreakingRollercoaster 2 years ago
Yeah Gramma. Whaddya got to say for yaself
Load More Replies... eame 2 years ago
What kind of people stand there and take pictures instead of trying to rescue it?
BoredPandaSucks 2 years ago
probably the kind who staged the whole thing for "likes"
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DrLivingstonipresume 2 years ago
This is fake. No toddler, not one single toddler, would grab a bucket, fill it with soap, and then wash the laptop in such an adult way. Spraying it with windex, likely; wiping it with a dirty cloth or half eaten peanut butter sandwich, absolutely; methodically washing it; not a chance. People are absolutely pathetic...
Butterfly_Cavewoman 2 years ago
What a sweetie, feel sorry for the dad but the little girl had sweet intentions. I bet she thought she was helping cleaning. I would have cried and then later in laughed my head off. What a story to tell at her 16th birthday or on her wedding day.
#20
The Things You Deal With As A Waiter
Dillon Brown 2 years ago
YESSSSS!!!! Just enough to turn it a little red, followed by hot sauce (Topatio if you have it) to taste. Alternatively add salsa. Also good alternatives is a can of chilly, black beans, or tuna. Oh goodness I miss an amazing box of Mac n cheese. On those rare days my wife isn't home for dinner it's always what we have because she can't stand the sight or smell of it (especially after we get done with doctoring it!)
Load More Replies... BoredPandaSucks 2 years ago
Tell the kid the orange color comes from ground Oompa Loompas and since she has been eating so much mac n cheese, they are now endangered.
BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago
doesn't turmeric normally make things more yellow? We used to eat turmeric in our burgers and they were always super yellow
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Melissa Hamed 2 years ago
I have never seen an order put in that was ever so specific like that.
Tina Harnish 2 years ago
Mix yellow and red food colouring, blend it into the cheese, then mix into the macaroni?
#21
Tell Me You Have A Three-Year-Old Without Telling Me You Have A Three-Year-Old
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
In my house, itâs the 2yo who does this. Then the 3yo comes in to tattle, âSchisterâŠâ
CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
me over here knowing little german "I KNOW THAT WORD"
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
My brother overheard someone say the first bite tastes the best, and took one bite out of each of a full bushel of apples. He obviously wasn't the only kid to misinterpret that phrase.
BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago
I don't know exactly what you mean lol. Are you supposed to be eating five apples a day? Did I miss a food theory episode??
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yellowphantom 2 years ago
I had a party at my house when I was 16 and someone did this but put the apples back so it didn't show. That is the difference between 3 year olds and teens.
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pat martin 2 years ago
Put. Fruit. In. The. Fridge. You hear the fridge door open, you look. Then they only waste one. I have 4 teenagers. Trust me, it works. Only thing I don't put in the fridge are the eggs from our chickens. Go ahead, take a bite out of each egg!
Austin Sauce 2 years ago
My 3yo nephew did this to a bowl of plastic fruit. Bit into every. single. one. My mom keeps the bowl for the story.
We also wondered if there are new parenting trends and styles emerging, and Holly said that the ongoing impact of the global pandemic has certainly changed the way many parents approach parenting.
“We are seeing a shift in priorities, with more focus on family time and mental health for all members of the household,” she said.
“Many parents are also reevaluating their views on education, looking for alternative approaches to learning such as homeschooling that may better suit their children or taking the leap and traveling as a family, and digging deep into exploring their home country (or abroad),” Holly concluded.
#22
My Son Decided Taking The Labels Off Everything Was A Great Idea
WindySwede 2 years ago
The first task on Taskmaster tonight: "Find the can with cat food. Your time starts now."
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David H 2 years ago
All canned goods have codes on the bottom, the companies make their coding public, so you can literally google what is in each can and re-label
AJJ 2 years ago
Seriously, thank you for that info! My 2 y/o did the same and I had no clue there was a solution.
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Raven Red 2 years ago
I'm pulling this when I move out. ripping off all the labels, replacing water in waterbottles with vinegar, giving mom glitter bombs instead of bath bombs, covering the lawn in instant potatoes so the next time it rains, they have a potato pit and several more. karma's a b***h, narcissistic a******s.
Angeemanangee 2 years ago
Im not your mother, but I would rate a glitter bomb over a bath bomb
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Geoffrey Scott 2 years ago
Someone pranked a friend this way when he got married...brutal--ly funny
ILoveMySon 2 years ago
My cousin did it to his sister as well. Funny but BRUTAL.
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#23
Not To Brag, But My Daughter Has Me Ranked As The 11th Best Dad
Sunshine Lady 2 years ago
My 5 years old told me today that I'm the best mom she ever had. I am the only mother she ever had, so not a big achievement I guess đ€Ł
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
I would need to see the list of dad's before me ... I would need to know my competition
Brittany Grawe 2 years ago
I dunno.... why does the first 1 look different than all the other characters?
Pandamanda 2 years ago
She wants to open negotiations for what you need to do to make the top 10.
#24
Things I Fished Out Of My Subwoofer Today
Nupraptor 2 years ago
Yep. My toddler is very well behaved but I had this exact problem when he was about 1. I kept pulling things out from the opening but eventually I had to unscrew the bottom and take everything out.
Klondike Penguin 2 years ago
Early toddlers are very curious about most of everything. No, Billy! Donât stick a marble up there!
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I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
I work for a thrift company and let me just say, I've seen lots of crazy things come out of products with holes. đ
Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal 2 years ago
Worked in electronics for 10 years. Half the time the sub isn't working right, there's toys inside.
Brandi VanSteenwyk 2 years ago
Makes you wonder just how many speakers and subwoofers have been tossed in the bin when they suddenly developed unexplainable rattling noises.
#25
Graduating From Temple University After 15 Years Working Full-Time And Balancing My Life. Got Married, 2 Daughters, Built A House. Attempted To Make Graduation Family Photo
LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
Can we talk about how Dad still looks 15 himself?
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Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
I see no problem. We have a graduate. We have the family. It's a picture. Mission accomplished.
#26
Parenting Doesnât Pay Enough
Parmeisan 2 years ago
My 4ish-year-old niece once had some device or other taken away by her parents - this was a few years ago, I forget which. Let's say Switch. Grandma says, "Are you sad you don't have your Switch anymore?" Niece says, "No. I'm sad I don't have parents anymore."
Load More Replies... BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago
I DID THIS ONCE APPARENTLY. I don't remember it but my mom brought it up and apparently I was so upset with her that I put a paper on my door that said "no mom's allowed" đđ
freakingbee (they/them) 2 years ago
i remember my brother doing this a few years ago with my dad, he was asking me how to spell "keep out dad"
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#27
Valentine's Day Pedi From My Daughter! Beautiful
TK 421 2 years ago
Wow! She stopped at the toes?! My nieces wouldâve had that color a solid halfway up my ankle!
BeepBeepBoopBoop 2 years ago
yea! She actually painted the nail! I think my right hand would look equal to this ngl
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Shelby Moonheart 2 years ago
Slather your feet with hand creme, let it soak in, take a shower and scrub all the polish off your skin. Your polish will now look perfect. I do it with my hands.
MotherofGuineaPigs 2 years ago
Mine would do this too. A few years later we would joke about the bloody stump pedicure.
GoddessOfChaos 2 years ago
Yup! Totally doesnât look like you just walked through a crime scene! Not suspicious at allâŠ
#28
I Found Where My 3-Year-Old Twins Have Been Hiding My Loose Change
Apocalypse Whippet 2 years ago
At least it can be unscrewed. Hopefully. They look look a little messed up.
Auntie Bear 2 years ago
A wide rubber band or piece of silicone mat over the screwdriver tip will get them out.
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Surfing Panda 2 years ago
Nothing a good screwdriver can't fix.... either the tool or the drink... or both.
#29
My Daughter Had My Wifeâs Phone On A Long Car Ride. She Ordered All The Barbie Dream Houses From Amazon
Falcon 2 years ago
That's why I'm not a fan of having your bank account tied to your Amazon account. Just one click, without confirmation sounds like an accident waiting to happen.
VonBlade 2 years ago
Anytime you go round someone's house, shout "Alexa, order 20 tons of concrete" and find out if they have auto-purchasing turned on.
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Alicia M 2 years ago
Those are around $200 each. I don't have so much disposable income that I wouldn't have noticed that $ missing.
Little L 2 years ago
Ok. You should NOT take a happy picture like this and show it to everyone because it's not funny!! It's not and I hope you returned the stuff and talked to her about it.
Chez2202 2 years ago
Return them rather than photographing your kid like youâre proud of it.
Jan Stephens 2 years ago
Pretty sure they were returned. I bet itâs fake anyway cuz they are all the same
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#30
It Was At Exactly This Moment That My Son Realized His Mistake
the sixthgirl 2 years ago
I don't understand the physics of this pic. How can this kid's entire body below the arms fit in the toilet?
Miriam L 2 years ago
I look at the picture and it makes sense, and then I try to explain it and it suddenly seems impossible. Best guess is that it has to do with the angle he's leaning at and the angle the photo was taken from. But yeah - if he's tall enough to climb in, I'm not sure how he's short enough to fit inside.
Load More Replies... A B C the Third 2 years ago (edited)
Ah, too late now anyways *shrugs and continues to flush* (wonder how many downvotes this will give me again đŹ)
BrandyAKAmom 2 years ago
Fun fact! My son wanted to start potty training at 18 months because big sister was doing it. One day he went in by himself and didn't put the toilet seat thing on that makes the big toilet fit a little bum. He sits down, falls in, folds in half and starts screaming. I run in there in .5 seconds, burst out laughing, RUN AND GRAB THE CAMERA, snap a picture and then rescue him! Still the funniest memory to have captured with my camera! He was stuck for less than 30 seconds total, not harmed in anyway, and not traumatized. Don't come at me.
Private Panda 2 years ago
That will be the perfect photo to show his fiance one day
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#31
My Friendâs Kid Got Stuck In Our Cat Tower
Senjo Krane 2 years ago
But the crying noises will get irritating after a while.
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Lisa H 2 years ago
Sorry, but at least censor the poor kid's face. Of course she did something stupid, but we don't need to plaster her face all over the internet, she's just a child.
Nicola Roberts 2 years ago
I know I'm a bad person, but I looked at and thought that looks pretty sturdy for my 4kg cats... I wonder where you can get it?
GayBoi 2 years ago
Am I the only one who wants a cat tower, but doesn't have a cat? I'm a teenager, and every time my mom and I go to a pet store, or see a cat tower, I mess with it (Touch it, hit any hanging bits-) because I, like, actually enjoy it. Just me...? Okay-
April Stephens 2 years ago
I'm drawn to them, too! I like feeling the brand-new plush carpet. When you pet it one way all the fibers go down, and when you pet it the other way, your design is erased.
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Philenzortia 2 years ago
oh noooo...... Poor cats, they won't be able to use their tower now đą
#32
I Bought My Kid A Drone For Christmas, The Wife Doesn't Love It
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
Were you trying to land it on her head ... or did she jump really high?
PunnyPanda 2 years ago
Omg, same. Turned my back for one effing second and the 8 yo had piloted her 4(!) propeller drone directly into the 7 y.o.'s hair. Took 2 hours and a terrible haircut to get it out. Apperently they have age ratings on them for a reason, heh.
#33
I Was Mowing The Grass And My Wife Texts Me And Says âIâm Going To Lay On The Couch And Maybe Get A Quick Napâ. I Came Back To See My Kids Treating Her Like A Bean Bag Chair
Lauren S 2 years ago
100%!!! Iâve done this. Itâs not too bad. You know where the kid is and that they arenât into anything naughty or dangerous. You are fully aware the second they get up (which they donât do often). Itâs kind of like exhausted cuddling. Weâre all just doing our best.
Load More Replies... Stardust she/her 2 years ago
When I was younger, my mom used to tell me to sit on her legs while she was napping as my weight was just light enough to give a massage. Itâs not relevant much to this picture, just wanted to share
LottieH 2 years ago
Sounds like your mum had restless leg syndrome...some of my best sleep has been naps in the afternoon with my kids sat on the back of my legs.
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RandomFrog(He/Theyïžâïž) 2 years ago
And then the bouncing starts đŹ (speaking from experience as an older brother Lmaoo)
BitchinintheBurgh' 2 years ago
At least she knows where they are and what they are doing. Win!
Jj321 2 years ago
I am sick and definitely took a similar nap today. Although I had tiny cold feet being shoved in my face.
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Found My Wife Passed Out Face-First While Playing LEGOs With My Son. Parents Are The Real MVPs
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
You can do much harm with them Lego bricks o_o
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Bobby 2 years ago (edited)
Never sleep while they are awake! Made mistake of dozing beneath a tree while fishing with son and grandkids... awakened to weird pressure on my stomach and two little voices chanting đ¶ Lots of rocks on Bobby! đ¶ Lots of rocks on Bobby! đ¶ Little hooligans were building a cairn over me.
GingerPanda 2 years ago
So was this a (much) younger son and grandkids or did your grown son try to bury you along with his kids?
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Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
You know you're a parent when you're so tired you can sleep ON Lego bricks and not care
Tina Harnish 2 years ago
If it were me, (the kid) and I had enough Lego, I'd build an enclosure around Mom.
#35
Came Home To My 3-Year-Old "Fixing" My Laptop
Anne Jones 2 years ago
It takes a toddler a few nanoseconds to cause devastation. Donât even blink!
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BĆetislav Koziel 2 years ago
That rings a bell. Wait, my previous computer ended up like this.
Unwelcomed Guest 2 years ago
Is it fixed though? Your 3 yo might be a genius as our current configuration for keyboards is set up for typewriters not computer keyboards.
#36
Coworker's Kids Left The Van's Door Open Before A Storm
WonderWoman 2 years ago
Sure.....blame the kids, yeah the kids did that. It is their responsibility to close the car doors.
LovingKnuckle 2 years ago (edited)
Uh huh. Didnât make sure all doors were closed and car was locked before going in? This parent is lucky they all got home alive.
#37
Dr. Caramelito In The Multiverse Of Madness
RandomFrog(He/Theyïžâïž) 2 years ago (edited)
A good tip I heard (no hate I had the same idea lmao) is that if you see something and think wtf, it might be a thing to help a disabled person. And this would be reallly helpfull to someone who couldnât use their arms or hands. But no hate lol before I sat down to think I was also wondering wtf a toothbrush robot was
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Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
This is how evil geniuses get their start. He's probably already checking real estate listings for hollowed out volcanoes
D. Pitbull 2 years ago
this is simultaneously horrifying, intriguing and funny... and dangit... if only brushing ones teeth with caramel worked...
#38
Smurf Devourer. Son Grabbed Food Dye Off The Counter
#39
My Glasses Finally Came In This Morning. Paid $375 And Decided To Save $80 And Not Get Insurance And My Daughter Got Ahold Of Them 2 Hours After Arriving
Joshua David 2 years ago
I use zenni optical. I have the EXACT black matte frame I got for $12 usd including shipping.
Ines Albrecht 2 years ago
My son did this to my glasses when he was 2 years old because he wanted to hand them to me while waking me up at 5 am
Shayne Randlett 2 years ago
It's a catch-22 without your glasses you couldn't have seen that one coming...
Must Be Bored Again 2 years ago
There is a super bond type of glue that you put a bit on item, then there is a special light that cures the glue in seconds. The light comes with the glue kit.
Did you hear that? 2 years ago
I've used salon dip nail kits to fix stuff too. Headphones, glasses etc
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
I had a kid kick a ball and it bounced off the roof had broke my brand new glasses. Thankfully I just took them into the optometrist the next day and they fixed them for free in 10 minutes.
Summer Woodsong 2 years ago
The VA's Optometrist told me to use Zenni to purchase my glasses! I've used them for years, they are awesome!
Anita Pickle 2 years ago
This is why I had to start wearing contacts. Way too much money gone from babies braking glasses.
Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
I can't believe that someone would pay $375 for something that looks like NHS glasses.
#40
My Kid Tried To Use My Finger While I Was Napping To Sign Him Up For Some Stupid App
2022-6E-8 KWONG YAN SUET VANILLA 2 years ago
Itâs okay because Face ID doesnât work when your eyes are closed
Load More Replies... Brendan (banned for downvotes) 2 years ago
My kid has a shark game, whereby you get the small shark for free. To upgrade to the largest shark costs ÂŁ79.99! Needless to say, purchases are PIN-protected.
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Molly Reece 2 years ago
I doubt a kid was trying to get a drafting and design app though...
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caitlyn bollinger 2 years ago
I had to know what apps were that expensive. Apparently there are several sound editing apps and also medical apps that range from around $350-990 so they're out there.
#41
Gotta Experience All The Houses In The Neighborhood
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
I like that idea, I'm over cooking dinner every night so I'm crashing my neighbor's dinner time.
#42
Thank You Autocorrect For Asking My 16-Year-Old If He Got Laid Today
#43
I Should Have Never Taught My Kids How To Use The Heat Sealer
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
Heat seal your toothbrush, comb, car keys ... great way to start your day.
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
There's a YouTuber who did this with a bunch of her teenaged daughter's things, with a vacuum sealer, as a prank. The daughter laughed, and the video was hilarious!
Sami-Jo Ross 2 years ago
Okay at least this one is harmless and kinda funny. Pair of scissors and you're good.
#44
I Guess My Kids Changed My Netflix Profile
and_a_touch_of_the_âtism 2 years ago
There is an ongoing war of the Netflix profiles between my brother and I. Currently itâs Me: 1 Princess Sparklebutt: 0
Upstaged75 2 years ago
I'm an adult, but my family shares a Netflix account. I made profiles for everyone, complete with pictures/icons. I believe I named my dad's profile Baldy. :D You're never too old to play jokes on your parents!
#45
For My Sonâs 1st Birthday, I Give You The Cake We Ordered And The Cake We Got
LocosCocoa 2 years ago
I actually prefer the one on the right, it has a certain charm to it :)
Upstaged75 2 years ago
The kid's going to mash it up with their hands and smear it all over their face anyway - no matter what it looks like. :)
Momma panda 2 years ago
To be fair the one on the left looks like it's got several layers and the one on the right is a single. You're not going to be able to get that same effect.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Can this comment be explained please? It physically makes no sense-
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My Daughter Lost A Tooth. My Spouse And I Said It Was Worth A Dollar. Our Daughter Sent Us This Screenshot
BlastCabbage 2 years ago
When I still had teeth to lose, I got $10 per tooth lmao
Load More Replies... RandomFrog(He/Theyïžâïž) 2 years ago
Whattt???? I got 50 cents if I was lucky. And now my siblings are getting a whole $3 dollars
Uncommon Boston 2 years ago
I would forget my son put his tooth under his pillow. The tooth fairy was always late. Eventually he would get $5++ per tooth -- late fee. (1990). He thought it was hilarious.
#47
My Kid Slapped My Glasses Directly Into My Eyeball
Deborah Harris2 2 years ago
I think it's a dudette unless Dad wears false eyelashes :d
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PunnyPanda 2 years ago
Got by first black eye from the back of my toddler's head... I can relate, heh
#48
Wife Made Cupcakes, 8-Year-Old Ate The Frosting
David H 2 years ago
As a grown adult, the frosting is the best part, and I could see 8 year old me doing this
Auntie Bear 2 years ago
As a grown adult I can see grown adult me doing this /j
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Lynn Morello 2 years ago
I remember mum making 28 Lemon frosted cupcakes and set them on the table to cool. Instructions on both doors. 'DO NOT LET THE CAT INSIDE' Came home to the cat sitting on the table, she had eaten ALL the frosting of every cup cake. But the doors were shut.
#49
My 3-Year-Old Lost My Wedding Ring A Good Few Months Ago Now And Couldn't Remember Where She Put It
#50
This Is Why Itâs Important To Keep An Eye On Your Kids When They Are In Public Places. This Is A $4500 Saddle
WindySwede 2 years ago
I thought it was the parents sadle first, then I just thought it could be buffed out.. But this was some other level of s**t. I read the link, and this was posted by the smal shop owner đ”
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SewingStaffy 2 years ago
Holy hell! I wonder if they offered any money to fix it or just walked out
#51
I Cut The Crust Off My Toddler's Sandwich So She Would Eat The Whole Thing. I Came Back To This
Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
At least now you know you don't need to bother cutting the crust off for her.
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
My kid's FAVORITE part is the crust. He's so weird. Just like me. I'm so proud. đ„Č
#52
The Kid Wanted To Make Sure The Pliers Were Sharp
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
When you're a kid, you definitely need sharp pliers. How else do you destroy the couch? Dull pliers just wouldn't do the job. Sharp pliers. đđŸ
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My 3-Year-Old Dumped Glitter Everywhere This Morning
Nikkie Nothing 2 years ago
Whenever something has glitter on it like a toy, shirt, or decoration we do a test swipe to see if it's safe glitter that doesn't shed or 'herpes glitter' lol
Load More Replies... EmBree 2 years ago
Glitter and kids should never be in the same house at the same time. Ever. That said, my son and his GF are visiting us this easter. It's her first visit here and I'm prepared with photos of the mayhem he caused and the rug that still has glitter in it 25 years later. I think there are things she needs to know before she decides if she wants kids with him.
C Lawson 2 years ago
Do all mothers do this? My teenage son has a girlfriend and when she came to visit I made sure his dorkiest little school photo was on display as well as a piece of first grade art work lol
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Mark Howell 2 years ago
This will only end when the house is exorcised a few times then burnt to the ground with napalm and for good measure a tactical nuke. It will show up forever. ;o)
#54
Lost Track Of The Toddler For 2 Minutes
Deborah Harris2 2 years ago
I think that's about 2 chomps and a squeeze :)
Load More Replies... BeKindAnyway 2 years ago
This is also what happens when I lose track of my husband for 2 minutes.
Terry Tobias 2 years ago
My little sister used to do this when we were kids. I thought she was demented.
I'm.Just.A.Girl 2 years ago
Ugh, that doesn't look appetizing. I've seen instances where children and adults eat butter plain and out of curiosity, am I the only one that doesn't think that sounds good?
#55
I Also Exploded A Spray Paint Can But With An Ax As A Kid
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Yikes! The worst mine did (at age 2) was stick a baby carrot up his nose. Had to go to the ER because we could NOT get it out. The doctor gave him one more chance to blow it out before they grabbed it with tongs, and the little s**t shot that carrot out of his nostril instantly. :)
#56
Trying To Potty Train My Teething Toddler. She Took A Chomp Right Out Of The Foam Seat
Svenne O'Lotta 2 years ago
Right, because toddlers care so much about hygiene
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I Donât See The Problem
Anette Lindholm 2 years ago (edited)
Once we let our 8 year old son pack his backpack for holiday. Didn't check it. So in security at the airport we found out that he brought a lot of toyguns, waterpistols and swordsđđ. After security he just had 2 small cars left
#58
Life With A Toddler
#59
My 4-Year-Old Nephew Got Hold Of A Bottle Of Nail Polish And Now My Sister's Car Looks As If She's Hit Someone On The Road
#60
Spent The Last 3 Days Looking For My AirPods And Then My 2-Year-Old Tells Me To Look At The Orange Juice
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
Orange going to explain to him why AirPods donât belong in juice? (Incidentally, this is why I bought a 30$ pair of JBL Vibes)
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
I always liked wired earbuds, myself, but now none of the new phones have earphone jacks. đ
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These are the AirPods I have, sorry for the long link but theyâre only thirty dollars and they work really well. Super easy to use and replace. Perfect for kids or child having adults. https://www.amazon.com/Bluetooth-Headphones-Cancelling-Earphones-Waterproof/dp/B09TN4MP6V/ref=sxin_21_pa_sp_phone_search_thematic_sspa?content-id=amzn1.sym.86942c2d-79ec-4463-b91f-09e04724d102%3Aamzn1.sym.86942c2d-79ec-4463-b91f-09e04724d102&crid=3ATNO084907BK&cv_ct_cx=s22+headphones&keywords=s22+headphones&pd_rd_i=B09TN4MP6V&pd_rd_r=d0d60645-fbc4-49a8-83d6-3bf7b1d8213d&pd_rd_w=MyvnL&pd_rd_wg=HOrMM&pf_rd_p=86942c2d-79ec-4463-b91f-09e04724d102&pf_rd_r=CAE6K1CMTQZT01MSCHMV&qid=1677076833&sprefix=s22+headphone%2Caps%2C131&sr=1-1-a73d1c8c-2fd2-4f19-aa41-2df022bcb241-spons&psc=1&smid=A32QN98DL2MAZH&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExSlNaRzNPQ0dJQU1EJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUExMDI5Njg3MTVYS1dROE9CS0dTTSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwOTQ1MzI4T1VXVFA3UDVQUUlGJndpZGdldE5hbWU9c3BfcGhvbmVfc2VhcmNoX3RoZW1hdGljJmFjdGlvbj1jbGlja1JlZGlyZWN0JmRvTm90TG9nQ2xpY2s9dHJ1ZQ==
gas station cola 2 years ago
tip: to share super short amazon links, click the share button in the corner of the preview image instead of copying the url. it shortens it to this! https://a.co/d/aTjaiak
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#61
When Your 8-Year-Old Decides You Shouldn't Have A Laptop After Telling Him He's Too Young To Have A Laptop
Betta Fish 2 years ago
Yeah I would literally take away so much stuff that I bought for him... he doesn't deserve it.
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The Blinking Duck 2 years ago
Yeah this one isn't cute. Kid needs a major time out or SOMETHING
Red Lotus 2 years ago
This is just bad parenting. My brother is a similar age, but he would NEVER do something like destroying the computer.
Svenne O'Lotta 2 years ago
Some kids are just messed up devil spawn. Most of them grow out of it.
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I see a messed up future if the reins aren't pulled in on this kid.
#62
What Is More Expensive Than A Pair Of Scissors? A 3-Year-Old With $54 And A Pair Of Scissors
Tamra 2 years ago (edited)
Look, I'm a parent, so I know the little buggers are fast and when you're tired, they can quickly get into things. However, at no time when my son was 3 did he have access to sharp scissors and cash, alone. đ
Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
yeah, like, what setup led to this being possible!?
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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 years ago
Take it to the bank. As long as you got most of it they'll exchange it for you
#63
My 7-Year-Old Just Broke Something I've Had Since I Was Younger Than Him
Bender Bending RodrĂguez 2 years ago
Same thing happened to one of my toy that I have saved for over 30 years (it wasn't easy trying to save it from my younger sister) and my mom gave it to my son. Long story short it was in pieces in less than 2 hours.
#64
âNow I Know My ABCs, Iâll Write Them On Our SUVâ
Caitlin M. Maguire 2 years ago
I did this on my parents bathroom cabinet..in sharpie, but it was what I thought was mutlipication..did this in my room too, in sharpie.
#65
Daughter Literally Poked Me In The Eye With A Stick... The ER Bill Is Going In Her Baby Book
Ari (they/them) 2 years ago
Guys, glow stick do not taste good. I've tried one before. Worst decision of my life.
RandomFrog(He/Theyïžâïž) 2 years ago
I wasnât allowed to have glow sticks as a kid cuz Iâd eat them hahaha
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
The glowing material is used by the eye doctor to see if the cornea got scratched. No glow sticks were involved. It sounds like the kid poked the eye with a branch. That hurts like hell too!
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
I thought that was highlighter, qnd was like er?? Then i saw stick and now im uneasyđ
talliloo 2 years ago
never got poked in the eye with a stick but my then 5 yr old did poke me in the eye with his fingers. he had discovered old three stooges films and thought it was funny with moe poked the others in the eye. had to explain to him that he actually poked them above the eyebrows. still tease him about it
Sara Trunecka 2 years ago
It's special UV dye to see damage to the cornea. There is a small green mark, which may be stick damage
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My Son Dropped His Phone In The Toilet And Opened A Brand New Bag Of Risotto To Dry It Out
Svenne O'Lotta 2 years ago
That's not risotto until you cook it. Kid went for rice, kid found rice.
#67
Toddler Got Ahold Of One Of My Favorite Books Of Sheet Music. Can't Stop Crying
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
That looks like piano music... i play the flute
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#68
My Son's Teacher Needed To Talk To Me About The Gobbler He Drew In Class. This Is That Gobbler. He Is 4
Vervelende Panda 2 years ago
It's perfectly normal for young children to be interested in, and draw, genitalia. Of course it doesn't hurt to be alert, just don't overreact.
#69
My 2-Year-Old Was Playing In My 6-Year-Old's Bedroom, As Usual, Today, I Went To Get Her And She Has Opened A Giant Bean Bag, Literally Covered The Whole Room
Alaskatgal 2 years ago
Looked like my laundry room after my big oleâ Tom cat used his litter box! Lol
Your Neighborhood Alien 2 years ago
When I saw the picture, I was worried it was cat litter đł
#70
3-Years-Old Daughter Destroyed An Orchid That Took 2 Years To Bloom
Mark Melton 2 years ago
We had a 4 foot tall Jade tree that bloomed each year, beautiful plant.... My son observed my wife trimming it back carefully..... So a Three year old went work on it with a knife and cut off every branch, killing it eventually. My wife cried like a baby over that, crushed her. We had had the plant for a decade. She still talks about that.
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
Why was it within reach of said 3-year-old? XD I even keep any plants out of reach of my cats.
#71
Kid Gets Trapped Inside A Claw Machine
Deborah Harris2 2 years ago
As every dad in the room looks for some loose change to get him out :D
#72
Told My Son To Get The Clothes Out Of The Washer So We Could Hang Them To Dry. Instead, He Put The Basket In Front Of His Bedroom Heater
Luckily his hoodie was the only casualty.
Isarbella 2 years ago
Yes, I know that... my son burned his brand new ski pants on the radiant heater. The repair cost us âŹ50. burnt_pant...b-jpeg.jpg 
#73
Bean Bag Chair Exploded By Kids
Settled for Infamy 2 years ago
My deepest and most sincere of feelings go out to you, in this time and inevitable months of torture you will endure
Deborah Harris2 2 years ago
yep the old 'look what I found in my shoes today' routine or 'are you chewing styrofoam again!!' questions
Load More Replies... BeKindAnyway 2 years ago
The cleaner in me sees this as an opportunity to organize the room. And that accent wall is so fun!
Christmas love 2 years ago
I absolutely feel this! My 4 and 5 year old girls took bags and bags of glitter and confetti and poured them in all of our floor grates (very old house with the heaters in the floors) on New Years Eve so when the heat kicked on it would ârainâ glitter to celebrate the new year! I didnât know whether to laugh or cry or be angry. I donât doubt the poor people that bought my house is still cleaning glitter!
#74
Bought A Watermelon Several Months Ago. It Quickly Was âLostâ And I Assumed Someone Threw It Away By Accident. However, I Found It In My Kidsâ Toy Fridge. My God It Stunk
#75
My 6-Year-Old Flushed Down The Toilet-Roll Holder
Persephone 2 years ago
O m g... the amount of work to retrieve that and have a functioning toilet again!
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
My son once flushed a wooden salt shaker. It got irretrievably lodged in the S-bend. We had to get a whole new toilet.
#76
My 2-Year-Old Decided My Laptop Should Be On Hard Mode From Now On
#77
My 3-Year-Old Put My Apple Pen In The Oven
Rizzo 2 years ago
Sorry, but I had to. đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM
Auntie Bear 2 years ago
That was horrifying and I'll never be the same đ€Ż
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My 8-Year-Old Got Angry With Us. It's Permanent Marker And Acrylic Paint. She Is Severely Grounded, With A Lot Of Daily Chores, Early Bedtime, The Works
shermes 2 years ago
Again, anger management issues? Doesnât seem like something an 8 year old would do? I have know experience so Iâm honestly asking.
Clown fish 2 years ago
Some 8yr olds are not 8 in the head. My 10yr old is 8 in their head. This 8yr old might be 5-6 or they could be a little brat. Sometimes children really are just little f#ckers sent by something as a test to see how fast a parent can control losing there sh#t
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CP 2 years ago
Not an 8 year old. Besides stuff like that can happen quickly.
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 2 years ago
Look at the top of the end of the cabinet - above the green spot. It says You Suck.
RedMarbles 2 years ago
There's also some stuff about vampires lower down...
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Lynn Morello 2 years ago
Kids are like chalk and cheese, what one would do without any second thought, another would not even think about doing. I know, I have six kids.
#79
Rizzo Wanted To Help With Making Her Birthday Cake. She's Really Doing Good So Far
Persephone 2 years ago
I'm sorry, but that name just makes me think of Rizzo the Rat from muppets...
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
Or Stockard Channingâs character from Grease? There are worse things I could doâŠ
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Random Dent 2 years ago
Could be a nickname. I didn't use my daughter's real name online when she was little
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#80
Kid Pooped In The Pool In Vegas And Now The Pool Is Shut Down. Thanks Kid
Betta Fish 2 years ago
A waterpark by my house literally just puts it in a bag and throws it away and lets people stay in it welp
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Firefly 2 years ago
We just went to an indoor water park and this happened. My 4 yr old and I were told we needed to get out of the pool as someone had pooped. For the next hour, there was a life guard with a net over at that end of the pool. At least there was another section of the park still open, but I felt bad for the teenager waiting to scoop poop.
#81
Brilliant, Thanks Kids
shermes 2 years ago
I was just going to comment that I find putting it all back together is sort of relaxing. Kind of like a form of therapy.
Load More Replies... Terry Tobias 2 years ago
Have the kids separate the beads into cups. Their little fingers can grasp them easily and it's a good hand/eye coordination and cognitive exercise.
#82
My Two-Year-Old Son Got Into The Strawberries And Took A Single Bite Out Of Each One
#83
Apparently My Daughter Can Reach Things On The Counter. She Thinks I Like Scrambled Eggs
Beck 2 years ago
When my daughter was this age (1999) I was a single working mom. I put the baby gate up so she could not get in the kitchen and plopped her down in front of blues clues so i could take a quick shower. I came back 10 min later and she had climbed over the baby gate got a dozen eggs out of the fridge, climbed back over without breaking any and broke every egg in front of the TV in the carpet.
#84
Smelled Gas In My House. Opened Oven Just To Find My Controller Extra Burned. Thanks, Toddler
Marleina Hershberg 2 years ago
Why is a toddler able to turn on an oven??????????? Where's the caregiver???.
Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago
The toddler probably just put the controller in the oven and the parent didnât check it to make sure there isnât anything in it
Load More Replies... Alaskatgal 2 years ago
Iâm wondering how a toddler opened an oven??? That is a high handle and heavy door!
#85
My Son Teased His Sister And She Threw A Switch Controller At My Parent's 75" TV
#86
When You Ask Your 12-Year-Old To Make The Bed
YARETZI JIMENEZ CHAVARRIA 2 years ago
Actually thatâs a hat I happen to have
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Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
it shouldn't be a problem, unless you like sleeping on ceiling fans.
#87
I Hate My Son
Betta Fish 2 years ago
ikr it looks like there are tentacles about to grab my butt. Unless you're saying you would be mad...
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Project On "Gandhi"
Christmas love 2 years ago
That hand writing is a little too perfect for that ageâŠ.correct me if Iâm wrong
#89
My Son Somehow Put A Hole In The Wall
Carla Phillips 2 years ago
I'd say from the look of the drywall, it's not the first hole in that location
YARETZI JIMENEZ CHAVARRIA 2 years ago
It looks like Mitchels vs robots where Aron broke a hole in the wall with his head.
#90
30 Pairs Of My Kid's Socks. Not A Single Pair. I Don't Even Remember Us Buying So Many Socks
Llama_flower93 2 years ago
This is why you buy one color plain socks. Every sock matches every sock.
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
At this point, I just make sure they match the kid and my kids almost never have matching socks on
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Unless theyâre going to be doing something where specific socks/shoes are required, (like a band concert) as long as theyâre the right size and donât smell like a rotting open grave, TWO socks is a WIN in my book.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Who cares if they exactly match? For example, pair up the red ones, the princess ones, the striped ones....
#91
"Mom, Thereâs No Food In The House!â - My Kids Today
bottomless.abyss.of.bordem 2 years ago
Right. Not a single dino nugget in the whole stupid house.
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My Mischievous 3-Year-Old Put My Boiled Eggs In The Freezer
Jennifer_Crowley_Luci 2 years ago (edited)
She looks like fun! :D I'd love a shenanigans upkeep for this one!
#93
2-Year-Old Art On My Wife's Best Shoes
Brook Payne 2 years ago
My youngest sister when she was 4, I believe, drew on my aunts 200$ boots with sharpie.
Rahul Pawa 2 years ago
Are they really her best shoes if I can't tell what color they're supposed to be?
Elizabeth Tayler 2 years ago
It looks damp from trying to remove the ink. Suede & leather darken a lot when wet.
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Z Alexi 2 years ago
So horribly high~~will deform your feet at middle age. U should thank your 2yo. She's probably seen you wobble. High heels went out [unhealthy] last century in the U.S. Only uneducated women still think they look slimmer if they walk near the ceiling...what hogwash. Blubber is blubber~~high or low.
#94
Our Childcare Provider Decided To Use Our Kids To Update Some Artwork That My Wife Had Made
Michelle Carlson 2 years ago
So she put masking tape back along the edges and had them put their hand prints on it? #skeptical
diana king 2 years ago
It's a real jerk move for the baby sitter to allow this. I'm an artist and I'd be really upset if I came home to a piece I was especially proud of/ happy with ruined. Though i do think it looks better this way.
diana king 2 years ago
I just realized that the two pieces are supposed to go together so both pieces need to be "updated",
SoftKittyWarmKittyLilBallo'Fur 2 years ago
It's acrylics and painter's tape, certainly it could be recreated?
#95
4-Year-Old Gave My 1-Year-Old Bags Of Baby Wipes While We Were Still Asleep. 5 Bags Worth
Mark Mark 2 years ago
How much do you spend on baby wipes? They're ÂŁ1 a pack here.
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NewNicknameAlert 2 years ago
Collect them and put them in big freezer ziploc bags. My 2 year old did this with one pack and I saved all of them.
#96
One-Year-Old Toddler Upgraded MacBook Pro
#97
My Brother Said His 3-Year-Old Daughter Showed Him This In Her Play Microwave. He Didnât Remember The Last Time They Had Spaghetti For Dinner
#98
I Got A New Coat For Christmas And My Toddler Got Some New Markers
#99
My Three-Year-Old Did This. And I Canât Get It Out
Alyssa Phillips 2 years ago
Hot glue. Hot glue and a toothpick. I speak from many experiences.
Icecream Sarang 2 years ago (edited)
Or a match stick if the toothpick is too thinâŠalso speaking from many experiences. Gum and a Q-Tip worked once, too.
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#100
The Kids Left Me With The Worst
#101
Bought Our 7-Year-Old A Wii For Christmas Along With Wii Sports. Guess What Just Went Flying Off His Wrist
That guy Nic B. 2 years ago
There is literally a warning before the game even opens
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Walked Into My Backyard To Find That My 10-Year-Old Brother Played With One Of My Old Archery Sets
Little Wonder 2 years ago
No, I'm thinking "Kid found some arrows, decided to shoot them". Not everything is a sign of impending doom.
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 2 years ago
When we were kids my brother and I were playing in the creek behind our house. (He was probably 5 at the time and I was 8.) I splashed him with water and he responded by throwing a piece of broken glass at me. It hit my leg and stuck there. Once he saw my face he ran away as fast as he could. I'm not sure why he thought splashing him required making me bleed, but I think he learned his lesson once I caught him. :)
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Found My AirPods After An Exhaustive Search And Buying A Replacement. My 6-Year-Old Son Put It In His Stocking And Forgot About It
#104
My 9-Year-Old Sister Destroyed Our Microwave Doing A "Tik Tok Life Hack" (The Starburst Melted Into The Actual Microwave)
Llama_flower93 2 years ago
Parents need to warn their kids on following ANY online hacks or tutorials. I've heard stories of severe burns and loss of life from these things. I know sometimes kids still will be kids but it's an important lesson.
#105
My 3-Year-Old Son Smeared Acrylic Paint All Over His Room And The House Because I Thought It Would Be "Ok" To Not Watch Him For 10 Minutes While I Took A Phone Call
Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Leave a three year old unattended and NOT chained the toilet or somethin'....you might as well burn your house yourself.
#106
How My Kid Eats Cucumber Slices
Alyssa Phillips 2 years ago
Mine doesn't want it cut. Just bites the whole thing like a banana. She also does milk before cereal, I don't know what I did wrong.
Sad Quokka 2 years ago
I used to eat whole cucumbers when I was like 3/4. Now I hate them lol
Load More Replies... ADHD McChick 2 years ago
I don't like the middle seedy part either. Too slimy. But then again, I have a lot of sensory issues with food textures. So... đ€·đ
#107
My Son Put His Toy Golf Ball In The Bathtub Drain
Alicia M 2 years ago
I bought a kids toothbrush with a suction cup on the bottom for situations exactly like this. It has helped get so many things out of drains.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
But if itâs a toy GOLF ball, it probably has little dimples all over it, thus making it in-suctionable. Boo.
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ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Pretty sure my son did this once or twice. Fortunately, I was able to easily pop them out.
JoJo Anisko 2 years ago
As long as you don't mind sacrificing the golf ball, a small nail gently hammered into it as a handle.
#108
Filled My Sonâs Bottle With Beef Broth Instead Of Almond Milk
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Rather have the broth anyway, myself. Almond milk is NASTY. (Though I do understand that some people have dairy allergies/intolerances etc.)
#109
My 2-Year-Old Helped Me "Reorganize" My Ties This Afternoon
#110
My 12-Year-Old Cousin Using Her PS5 As A Glorified Extension Cord
Whimsical Duckling 2 years ago
Why is this so bad? If you're not using the PS5 right then, whats the problem?
CP 2 years ago
The energy usage. I know the PS4 even on standby mode used a decent amount of energy.
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So The Sweets Thief Struck Again Last Night! I Woke Up This Morning To This Lovely Half-Eaten Pile Of Oreos
ShaZam Beaubien 2 years ago
That's the best ever. I was guilty of that as a kid too (and sometimes now as an adult).
#112
That Smirking Face! So Proud Of Her Work
SoftKittyWarmKittyLilBallo'Fur 2 years ago
Look at all the weather-tech! This isn't her first time.
#113
Promised My Son We Would Go See Mount Rushmore
Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
"yay, the barely visible lower half of mount rushmore is so exiting!"
#114
Well, Looks Like My Son Is Getting Straight Teeth For Christmas. (And My Other Kids Are Getting A Brother With Straight Teeth For Christmas)
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Dentures are worse. Make sure all your kids are brushing and flossing right, so your gigantic investment doesnât go to a waste.
Red Panda 2 years ago
The persons kid needs braces but theyâre super expensive
Load More Replies... Weasel Wise 2 years ago
Braces aren't cheap but the bill clearly said these aren't braces; these are Invisalign retainers, they're top of the line. Very nice but necessary a month before xmas if you genuinely wanted to get gifts?
#115
Took My Kids Swimming And Came Home With A Grand Total Of 65 Mosquito Bites. My Kids Had 2 Between The Three Of Them
Llama_flower93 2 years ago
Mosquitoes gravitate towards certain people. So technically you protected your kids from the bites by taking them yourself.
Clown fish 2 years ago
Are you O negative ? Your brother is possibly O positive. I tend to be fine as I'm A positive
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Isabel Care 2 years ago
I found Incognito insect repellant. No bites even though I was sitting in the woods in shorts. With other sprays I would be bitten through long sleeves and trousers sitting by a burning bug coil.
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
My husband is the same way. He gets eaten alive, my myself and our son barely get any.
#116
The 3-Year-Old Asked If He Could Have A Muffin. I Said Yes. This Oneâs On Me
That guy Nic B. 2 years ago
She said a (meaning one) she must be talked to at the minimum about saying what you mean
#117
Got My Toddler New Shoes Over The Weekend. He Just Threw One Of Them Into The Fireplace
#118
This Is What An Unattended 3-Year-Old Can Do In 2 Minutes. My Friends' Son Was Sound Asleep After A Long Ride. They Went Outside To Unload More Bags, Came Back To This
#119
My Three-Year-Old Took A Bite Out Of My Xbox Joystick While Watching TV
#120
9-Year-Old Decided He Wanted To Make Ramen Today. Narrowly Escaped The Worst Cup Of Tea Ever
#121
Played With The Stamp Pad Ink And Now The Ink Is Hard To Remove
What does this button do? 2 years ago
Yup, or even alcohol wipes if you don't have rubbing alcohol (had a pen explode in a shirt pocket and that's what was in my travel kit). :)
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Original (lemon) scent Lysol spray (in a can) will dissolve permanent marker on non-porous surfaces. Also, on many porous surfaces.
#122
I Turned My Back For One Second And My Son Decided To Make An Omelette
#123
Kids Got A Ball Filled With Goo For Christmas. We Now Know What That Goo Is
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
This is why slime, silly putty, and goo, of ANY kind, are PERMANENTLY banned in my house...
#124
I Was Going To Surprise My Kids With A Bag Of Churros
#125
Not How I Thought My Day Was Going To Start, And No It Wasn't The Puppy That Did This
#126
8-Year-Old Remembered To Take The Foil Flavor Packet Out. She Forgot To Add Water
Elizabeth Tayler 2 years ago
At least she remembered the foil packet. Better burnt noodles than fried microwave.
ADHD McChick 2 years ago
Yep, my kid did this, too. With a cup of microwave mac'n'cheese. That was several years ago, but to this day, I still always ask his 14-year-old Ă ss if he remembered to add water! đ
#127
The Kid Decided To Open The Door By Kicking It
Lynn Morello 2 years ago
My sister (age 7) was trying to open our door (same type.) I (age 5) ran to keep it closed and went through it. All that she said to me in front of my mum was, I told ya so.
#128
My Friend Just Sent Me This Picture Of A Pumpkin Pie She Made For Thanksgiving That Her 3-Year-Old Snuck Into
#129
Toddler Pulled The Cat Feeder Down. I Just Filled It Out Last Night
Matti ĂikĂ€s 2 years ago
I can feel each and every one of these... My younger son has ADHD, he's fast as lightning, has ZERO impulse control and NO regrets! I wouldn't be surprised if he'd done any of these in fact he has, quite a few to be exact. There is NO such thing as enough surveillance with that boy short of staring straight at him without blinking. Added with the fact that he has motoric restlessness so he's almost never ever silent nor still, and I myself am hypersensitive to noise so I quite often am forced to wear bluetooth hearing protectors indoors just so I don't go completely cuckoo and have a total meltdown. Nine years old and only getting worse and yes we've tried everything.
#130
My Daughter Roughly Handled The Bag Resulting In The Lid Popping Off The Soup
#131
My Youngest Brother After My Mom Shouted At Him For Getting A Detention
#132
When You Add Seasoning Too Early In The Cooking Process (Magic Sarap = MSG)
Chocolate llama 2 years ago
This must be staged, right? There is no way on earth you'd just stand there and take a picture ???
Fuzzy bunny feet 2 years ago
Here's a good idea...take pictures of your kid killing the fish instead of stopping him. Neither of you deserve pets
Jennifer Biness 2 years ago
why the eff are you taking a picture of him in action, instead of protecting the fish?
#133
I Bought My 13-Year-Old Son An Oculus. He Turned Off Guardian Mode And Bought Us A New TV
Terri Martin 2 years ago
My cat ordered dog food and a magnesium supplement off the reorder display on my echo show.
#134
Who Said This Parenting Thing Was Difficult?
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ProcrastinationStation 2 years ago
I came here and scrolled down through each and every one to make myself absolutely sure that cat is a correct life choice for us ;p
Stardust she/her 2 years ago (edited)
This post reminded me why I’d make a bad parent, my anger would’ve gotten in the way first and I would’ve treated my kids like how I was treated growing up
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
More evidence we were all jerks at some early stage of our lives
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
I’m so glad that most parents/society have changed in their views towards corporal punishment of kids. I would have gotten actually beaten by my mother for doing any one of these things. XD (I was a naughty kid, so I got hit quite a bit.) my sister thinks I’ll be sad when my mom dies. Ha, nope! Hopefully these parents have better ways of dealing with their kids and they’ll have good relationships with them :)
Temporary Dork 2 years ago
I was thinking the exact opposite! I was spanked a few times (never after the age of three) and that was enough to make me never pull any of this shït. Accidents happen of course, but this collection of out-of-control kids and anger management problems is insane!
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AndThenICommented 2 years ago
I feel quite lucky, the worse mine has done is the Apple thing - though I could see them ordering Barbie Dream houses…we’ve now put them on a small allowance to start teaching about money (they’re 5). Haha but still, the curiosity is hilarious
Load More Replies... And the like 2 years ago
When I was 4 I wanted to help my dad who was sanding something in the garage, so I sanded his car. I still remember his face when he saw me 😁
l bee 2 years ago
My younger sister did, too. She bounced up like nothing happened. I was screaming for my mom, and by the time Dad made it outside, my sister was up, running around like nothing happened. No broken bones, no concussion. I think my mom had an out-of-body experience.
Load More Replies... Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
My 2.5yo came in crying with a cut toe. He somehow managed to open the LOCKED drawer with the knives and stabbed the life out of two Nugget couches. Thankfully, his injury was minor…as for the Nuggets? Well, that’s 500 bucks down the drain.
ProcrastinationStation 2 years ago
I came here and scrolled down through each and every one to make myself absolutely sure that cat is a correct life choice for us ;p
Stardust she/her 2 years ago (edited)
This post reminded me why I’d make a bad parent, my anger would’ve gotten in the way first and I would’ve treated my kids like how I was treated growing up
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago (edited)
More evidence we were all jerks at some early stage of our lives
Well-Dressed Wolf 2 years ago
I’m so glad that most parents/society have changed in their views towards corporal punishment of kids. I would have gotten actually beaten by my mother for doing any one of these things. XD (I was a naughty kid, so I got hit quite a bit.) my sister thinks I’ll be sad when my mom dies. Ha, nope! Hopefully these parents have better ways of dealing with their kids and they’ll have good relationships with them :)
Temporary Dork 2 years ago
I was thinking the exact opposite! I was spanked a few times (never after the age of three) and that was enough to make me never pull any of this shït. Accidents happen of course, but this collection of out-of-control kids and anger management problems is insane!
Load More Replies... AndThenICommented 2 years ago
I feel quite lucky, the worse mine has done is the Apple thing - though I could see them ordering Barbie Dream houses…we’ve now put them on a small allowance to start teaching about money (they’re 5). Haha but still, the curiosity is hilarious
Load More Replies... And the like 2 years ago
When I was 4 I wanted to help my dad who was sanding something in the garage, so I sanded his car. I still remember his face when he saw me 😁
l bee 2 years ago
My younger sister did, too. She bounced up like nothing happened. I was screaming for my mom, and by the time Dad made it outside, my sister was up, running around like nothing happened. No broken bones, no concussion. I think my mom had an out-of-body experience.
Load More Replies... Icecream Sarang 2 years ago
My 2.5yo came in crying with a cut toe. He somehow managed to open the LOCKED drawer with the knives and stabbed the life out of two Nugget couches. Thankfully, his injury was minor…as for the Nuggets? Well, that’s 500 bucks down the drain.
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