It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This May (40 Pics)
InterviewCan I get a [drumroll], please? Thank you! It’s the end of another month and it’s the perfect time to share with you the best new tweets that all of those witty moms and dads have posted on social media. Have a scroll through the humorous parenting tweets that our team here at Bored Panda has collected for you, upvote the ones that you enjoyed, and share your own recent fun experiences with parenting in the comments.
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Parenting blogger Samantha Scroggin, who runs 'Walking Outside in Slippers,' told Bored Panda that she's a big believer in letting kids explore the world "within reason," while also letting them know that their parents are always there for them. "I want my kids to know I'm here to answer any questions that arise as they journey through this occasionally cruel but usually beautiful world," she said, noting that a mix of parental support and letting kids become independent is best, in her opinion. And learning to deal with failure is a large part of growing up.
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I also got a fright noticing which bad 'lockdown manners' the kids picked up when they had more time to view our example....
There is no excuse for bad manners even if you dining alone at home.
Children are not messy or loud in resturants unless they are that way at home. One's children can easily learn good manners.
Load More Replies...Angels compared to the little *&^%^* s I've seen and heard out in public.
What tripe. Didn't they watch their children at home. I wouldn't have allowed bad behavior at home OR in public!!
Be grateful you have hair to put those things in . My other half and our heavy handed 4yr didn’t get that memo
"I, of course, have tried and failed many times at many different things, and every attempt makes me stronger and more resilient," blogger Samantha, from California, opened up to Bored Panda about her own life experiences.
"My kids should understand that failure is a necessary part of growth. One of my kids in particular gets especially frustrated when he doesn't get things 'right' the first time. But I keep reminding him that we can't always be naturally skilled in all areas, and working at things is how we get better." Samantha shared that parents can talk to their kids if they're feeling frustrated with the lack of success in certain areas.
Maybe, but his grandpa is just pretty young! I think Braylen may just has an old soul
Load More Replies...Just remembering the olden days of chillin' with his mates with their diapers soaked in the sea. The days of mischief!
Just taking in all the beauty of nature, I’m sure the waves are intriguing
I hate it, when parents just photocopy something and then try to sell it as their childs painting. You think we are to dumb to notice? Some people...
This is why you must never straighten black children's hair OoO speaking from experience. Straight hair on a child with naturally curly hair's head last approximately 12 seconds, and that's being generous XD my hair does that every single it's straightened lol
God forbid you'd sweat and that's wrap if you do. If it's permed she'll be okay but that pressing comb won't help.
Load More Replies...Bored Panda also wanted to get blogger Samantha's take on what we can expect this summer to be like for families, considering the continued mass vaccination programs for adults and teenagers. She opened up about her own plans, too. "For me personally at least, summer is shaping up to be very different this year than last year. I've enrolled my kids in summer camp and summer school. Whereas last year, they were basically home all summer," she said.
"At the end of summer 2020, we did sneak away for a week in a cabin as a family. Just a few weeks ago this year, we took a three-day family trip to Disneyland. We're planning another road trip later in the summer, and lots of family gatherings."
Meanwhile, Samantha revealed that after talking to other parents she got the sense that everyone in California is feeling much more comfortable to engage in "traditional summer activities." From barbecues to sending kids to summer camp. "It's a great feeling to be able to return to these activities (and people!) we love," Samantha shared her hope for a return back to true normality this summer.
yeah, we always got the , "you cant be twins and be brother and sister!"
I'm sure that you agree that my kid doesn't have any anger control problems....
This made me laugh out loud and I scared my dogs. Thank you
Load More Replies...This one made me snort coffee out of my nose....... still laughing....
Emergency elementary school meetings are never good, whether you fit in the chair or not lol
Nice try but it didn't work. You'll not get to sleep in until she huts her teens
That is so funny. She doesn't have time to waste, so much to explore.
If my girls had stayed up after their bedtime they's only have woken up earlier. Going to bed 30 minutes later to bed meant 1 hour earlier up. No, grandpa, they "can't just stay up later".
However much it might sometimes seem like parenting is an endless stream of fun and games, there are plenty of tough challenges that parents have to face every day. Stress, especially when seeking perfection, can lead to burnout and health problems. Fortunately, there are some very practical things that you can do to bring back a lot of the pleasure into parenting.
Earlier, counselor Katie Rose explained to me that parents should avoid worrying over not being ‘perfect,’ how resilience is essential for kids, and how gratitude can help deal with overwhelming stress. Katie is the founder of the Chigwell Therapy Centre and a member of the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy.
"I think that as parents, we feel the need to be perfect,” Katie told Bored Panda earlier. “Usually, that means trying (and failing) to live up to unreasonably high expectations we’ve set for ourselves and are impossible to meet.”
Same. My son has to say goodbye to all the people, all the pets, all the soft furnishings.
What you don't understand is... the closer you are to the school, the later you are.
Truth, we live less than a 10 min walk from my son's school. We just about get him there on time.
Load More Replies...The closer you live, the worse it gets. You eventually fall for this "I can leave right at the moment I'm supposed to arrive there and still be on time" thing.
I live literally 50 m from the school and I was always late and this year I was late for online classes as well🕺
I live about 30 minutes away from my school, but somehow we always get there 10-15 minutes early.
I will never understand this. I have 2 kids and they are never late for school.
I wake up my youngest daughter half an hour earlier than my 2 older ones. Still the latest.
Next time ask him if he can count to 1001. But in his head, of course! Otherwise it would be a bit disturbing, I guess 😂
my 8 y/o - "Mommy why are your hugs not as soft as grannies?" - Because I had to gym 7 days a week to get rid of the after affects of 2 oversized son's!!!!
Yes! Rejoice. Would you rather have a six pack and no hugs? Wait. Don't answer that.
Oh yeah? My daughter shook my butt cheeks and went "jiggle jiggle jiggle"
When I was doing my workout years ago and my son was little, I told him I was getting my shape back. He grinned and said that round is a shape Mommy. We laughed.
Load More Replies...The counselor continued about how avoiding perfection can, in fact, teach our children some very important lessons: "Instead, consider this. In order for our children to learn and grow, they need to understand that we’re not perfect—in fact, that perfection doesn’t even exist. Instead, by failing them in small, manageable ways, we help them learn to tolerate the small frustrations that they will inevitably face in their everyday lives in the future, helping them grow into successful adults."
Multiply that number by 10000 and you get the amount of times your wife has heard the word MOM at various levels of volume and urgency.
Almost. needs a few more syllables. I see the potential, though!
Load More Replies...And then, one day, it disappears... to reappear the day after in a place where you wouldn't expect it.
A speck of glitter or a piece of confetti is called a confetto. Tell that to your toddler it will make her a hit on the playground.
We had a swimming pool when I was in high school. One day one of my friends brought a friend with her who used sunscreen with glitter in it. It took about two years to eradicate all of the glitter from the pool towels. I'd take a swim, dry off, look in the mirror and find glitter on my face, and elsewhere. Damn you Michelle!
Contrary to what some parents might think, (some) boredom is actually vital for children. “It allows them to tap into their own imagination and creativity, and learn to rely on themselves. Next time you go out in the car, suggest that instead of staring at their screens, they look out of the window. Notice where you live, where you’re going, and what’s going on around them. Be curious about what’s around you, and help fuel their creativity," Katie said.
Meanwhile, resilience is one of the most important character features to help your children develop. Though we might want to protect them from everything and anything bad, this might actually stunt their growth.
My husband showed our youngest how to tie a tie. A few weeks later he was going to go out wearing his old Ti Kwan Do Gee as a costume. He was tying the belt and his older brother says "You're tying that like a tie." "No, I'm not." He finishes the belt and looks down. "Oh Crap. It's a tie."
You taught him time conservation , now you can learn together how to tie a tie and enjoy the ties that bind.
guessing a four in hand. you should retie it as any of a dozen 'fancy' knots. The Eldridge, tulip or Merovingian knots are all classy! (and take up a fair bit of necktie, so you could probably use one of your ties, if they like them. If they don't like them, get better ties!)
Lol. I wonder what word he would use in a paper about Donald Trump 😂
If he said Julius Caesar needed to learn to chillax - he was accurate though.
choices...choices... I would really hope that kids wouldn't know the top choices though. except Miscreant, Dastard and Dolt.
Load More Replies...I once used the word 'frenemies' in a paper to describe the political relationship of England and France between the 14th - 19th centuries. I think it was sometime during my 2nd year of my PhD program...
Brutus was such a dudebro, but he totally effed up making besties with Cassius.
As a teacher, I am intrigued... "Friends, Romans, countrymen, chillax!"
My teacher would have a heart attack ,we studied it in 8th grade.One of my favourites among Shakespeare.
Using slang/inappropriately casual words for comedic effect is the only thing that saves essay writing from 9th circle of hell torture. Only works if you have that specific banter-y relationship with the professor but very fun overall lol
“Resilience is essential to help children grow into successful teens and young adults. While it’s important to protect children from the worst that’s going on around them, it’s also important for them to understand that things won’t always go their way, or that sad or difficult things might happen, and that they can not only tolerate them, but survive and thrive under difficult circumstances," the counselor explained to Bored Panda.
Well, there is some art in getting the pizza defrosted and baked correctly! You can take credit for getting it right.
Defrosted? I've never seen a frozen pizza that hasn't stated explicitly in the instructions to keep frozen until cooking. part of that is food safety. another part is, the pizza rises better. most of why you should is the food safety thing.
Load More Replies...Maybe she can become a "self made" billionaire as well😅😅
Load More Replies...Patience and understanding, a good trait in a patent. Bravo.
Except, by the time you are done with the last one, the first one will be back..
Load More Replies...works every single time! even when they have their own cup pf water, they still want momma's cup
Meanwhile, if you’re feeling incredibly stressed out in your day-to-day family life, go outside. A simple walk or heading to the local park for some playtime can work wonders for your mood and health. Fresh air might not be a panacea but it really helps. A lot!
Please be careful about posting your age on the internet. It can lead to terrible things, and if admin on here sees it, you could get kicked off if you are too young.
Load More Replies...When I was around 9, I had a dream that someone shot my entire family in front of me. I woke up terrified and had to go check to make sure they were okay. My parents yelled at me for getting out of bed. That's why whenever my son has a bad dream I let him tell me about it and then I give him a hug and ask him if he feels better.
Ages ago I had a dream where my mum died. She said that meant that she would live for AGES... I believed it for years
my 35 year old son called me almost in TEARS because he had a nightmare that i was dead and he couldnt read my handwriting to pay the bills!!
Fantastic answer, turned a bad scene into something funny the chid can dwell on and remember instead of adding to the fear.
I never have nightmares. I don't know why but the last nightmares I remember having was one when I was five or six and was scared of a movie.
I so feel this. When my son has to write more than a sentence his world falls apart which means my world falls apart.
My 7 yo started collecting stones. There has been a broking tile in the bathroom for like 5 weeks now. No, it's not a tile that was used in our house.
I'm way over 7, still collecting stones. I'd share with him. I'll be on facebook s The Mineral Exchange from 5pm Pacific on 6-22 for 24 hours.
Load More Replies...One of my little brothers favorite toys are a plastic bottle cap and a cotton ball😂
Something else that helps moms and dads deal with the stress of taking care of their loveable little munchkins is practicing gratitude. By focusing on what we have instead of what we don’t, we can manage our expectations and lower our stress levels. “Practicing gratitude improves our mental wellbeing, makes us healthier individuals, helps us sleep better, and strengthens our relationships with family and friends," Katie said.
You sure stepped in that one. Should have given a straight answer. No.
Me and my brother wanted to be spiderman🧍♀️ so we used to climb the doorways
Ask her questions that you think people would ask about her stuff. Let her have her interests while she has them. I absolutely wish my Mom took more interest or even feigned interest in most of the stuff I liked instead of looking at me like she’s not interested and wish I’d stop. Maybe I wouldn’t be so discouraged sharing my interests or feel the need to apologize all the time when I go off on tangents about something that makes me happy.
lol he honestly speaks like the leprechaun with a voice of a toddler...lol
Load More Replies...Bound to happen when you tell your kids that snacks aren't meals. You can refuse to eat a meal but still crave for a snack.
My grandson used to say "I'm full" and then in the same sentence ask "What's for dessert?" I would take the broccoli (or whatever it was he didn't want) off his plate and put it in a dessert bowl and give it back to him.
Yes and if you pull out the food he refused he will suddenly be full...it's amazing
"Even if it feels like there’s little to be grateful for right now, we can always celebrate the small things in life—the sun shining, the pretty spring blossom on the trees, your favorite chocolate bar or takeaway, for example," she explained that there’s always something good in life that we can appreciate. And that can help parents see the fun side of what they do, despite the challenges associated with it.
They start telling you... You don't care... They continue... You start caring... They don't tell the end... You are dying to know and you will never.
But Jake and Freya will have forgotten all about it - so no use asking them either.
I mean, seriously, how does @LaTuaAmica manage to collect a whopping -300 points? they've only been on bored panda for (idk how long i checked but couldn't find out how to check how long someone's been on.) Btw I have 408 points and i've been on Bored Panda for less then a month! How do they do it???
But you didn’t use capitalization or periods, so...
Load More Replies...And then you find another chair, pour yourself a drink, and pretend you don't find them.
Don't forget to say "oh my, what a good hider you are, I still can't find you" every few minutes and listen to the giggles
Load More Replies...No. They want to play hide and seek and they want to count, so they count to 8 and then can't find you. and then when they find you, they say "Okay now I will hide in this exact spot and you will try to find me" because they couldn't find you. And then you have to pretend you don't know where they are for a long time so they feel convincing. (speaking from experience.)
I was playing charades with a 4 year old and on her turn she said “ok, I’m going to be a zebra! “
My siblings were being crazy once, so I used the old excuse go play hide and seek I’ll find you! 1......... *fifty second later* 2.... Even my twin brother fell for it lol
We call puppy’s ‘Doglets’ and sometimes when o get in from work I say HI doglet.
LaTuaAmica - you criticize constantly and miss the points for small things intended in fun and representing daily life. Are you just seeking attention here? You speak of manners. I’m gonna call you out on your manners as you seem to keep calling others out. Please, if you have nothing nice to say… don’t say anything”
We took my son to Crater Lake in Oregon when he was about 3. We explained to him that Crater Lake was a mountain until it became a volcano. As we looked over the deep lake, 3 year said, "Now we know what's inside volcanos." Me: "What's that?" "Water!" he announced! After we recovered from laughing, we told him he had very good reasoning, he just didn't quite reach the right conclusion. We didn't launch into a long lecture on volcanos, and thirty years later he is an exceptional human being. I don't think he's confused about volcanoes either.
She's not wrong. Who doesn't have a billion nicknames for their pets? Pupperoni, for example.
we have lovely new words from each of our children that we all use in our family, some for over 40 years now!! lovely!
Thats what a fear of dogs is like. They are cute but you can't go near them- said from past experience
I do appreciate others respecting my private boundaries as well 🤷🏼♂️
Kids, you see, when a billboard loves another billboard very much...
I came froim a cabbage patch, and the kids that weren't collected turned to dolls ;o)
Technically, these days all currencies are. In the old times, money was backed by gold reserves. Nowadays, money has value because we think it does.
Load More Replies...If you can't explain somthing to a kid, it just means that you haven't fully understood it yet.
What's cryptocurrency? Seriously I never heard of that before.
BitCoin. DogeCoin. Aetherium. and so on. An entirely digital currency whose value is completely based on supply and demand.
Load More Replies...Doesn't everyone know that?! and the bagels came from the bagel shop, the pickles from the pickle shop, and so on.
In response to the comment about American schools getting out in May: American schools end differently depending on what state you live in. Some schools get out in May, other schools get out in the first or second week of June.
Load More Replies...@LaTuaAmica if you wrote nothing you would still have more than -300 POINTS.
lol idk ... You deserve an award for letting LaTuaAmica know how the rest of us view her non-stop negativity;, in addition to her know-it-all approach to every topic!
Load More Replies...Some children don't eat until they implode. Or until they start vomiting unstoppably. This dad obviously knows his kid.
Load More Replies...Stopped doing that. I now yell half an hour early that it's bed time. You wouldn't know how long it could take to brush your teeth (half an hour for a 7yo).
wait till you have an 11yo, a shower can take an hour! ;o)
Load More Replies...When my kids were little, I started them competing to see who'd get in bed first. I was really surprised how long that worked.
Unfortunately only had one so couldn't use that one ;o)
Load More Replies...Our family does "wind down time" before bed, so the kids have time to transition into the mindset
Ephemera has a fridge magnet for this. It says "I child-proofed my house but they still get in."
How do you do anything in your life with those nails? Downvote me billions of times, but I'm not being mean or rude, but seriously curious since you have kids and all
Literally the only thing I can't do with my long nails is get my credit card outta those parking meters where you have to dip your card in. Nothing else is hard! You use the nail instead of your fingertip or the side of your fingertips. It becomes an automatic habit very quickly.
Load More Replies...Does the card say "I dead f**k with you?" Because that's all I see.
It's New York. No worries. When I lived there this card would have been the Queen's English. Or Queens' English.
Imagine a hyphen between "dead" and "f***." It is a slang verb meaning "to be very passive during sex."
Load More Replies...No wonder it's down so low. You can't get up with those nails
I'm sorry, but who/what is KID 911? I'm trying to get the context :/
As lame as this sounds - you will miss being irritated by him sooner than you know.
I kind of want to write a will in case of emergencies like if I die suddenly, but if anyone found it it would raise some questions that I dont want to answer sooo
My son does this to me all the time. I wish it was cupcakes bc I’d buy them in the morning, but no it’s always sandwiches, his class preferred his mums out of the other mums . So guess who always has to do this.... Me 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
My mom would just yell at me probably whoop my ass ,give me the ingrediants and check on me from time to time only to yell at me again .So trust me,if I never s**t until 9pm sunday ,I just never tell my mum.
Load More Replies...I once asked my mom when her stomach would get back to normal (she just had a baby) and I die of shame whenever I remember it.
wiat no its not stealing! Dude you payed for those fires so its getting back whats yours!!!!!!
Although as far as I can tell nothing makes looking after a newborn look easier than looking after a 3 YO.
Newborns aren't yet self-propelled (well, except boy babies when the diaper is off).
Load More Replies...I'm so cheugy, I had to look that word up: The opposite of trendy. Stylish in middle school and high school but no longer in style. Used when someone still follows these out of date trends. This may include but not be limited to fashion, habits on social media, usage of slang, etc.
Come on, it must be really hard to be so serious all the time about everything. Some stuff in here are just a reminder that light jokes exists.
Load More Replies...my wife would clean and I'd be giving her clear signals not to because of our boi and she'd do it any ways, the minute she finshes, he pulls his whole toy bag and he is like, "You clean for me?" as he slowly throws all the toys out that his mother just nicely packed away lol
I know it’s cool to knock the summer vacation but trust me, it’s more fun to wake up late, knowing there are no classes and no one needs you before at least 9 and you can visit grandma and cousins. You can laze around pools, have ice cream daily and just chill out in front of a great movie every night. Summer breaks are the best!
I would say 3 years olds don't ignore their mothers in public
Load More Replies...A very stinging odour, relatable to the smell of pee, but more like .. stinging. But there's also a weird sweetness in it. Still, not a good smell. (At least the ants I grew up with.)
Load More Replies...Actually, ants do have an odour, depending on species. She could have hyperosmia. If so, it’s very useful. I was able to get four people to safety once when I could smell a gas leak no one else was aware of.
Sure can! I call mine (14) "My Doof" when referring to him. He says hes a "dork" & knows it can from me. We have a very sarcastic household. We like it that way! Lol!
Mentally. Like In her head. So no, you didn’t hear. Cause it was silent.
Load More Replies...I can only see three reasons for your inane comments. Either you're very young, hopelessly naïve, or trolling.
Load More Replies...Throw away half of it and do more stuff together. I know, it was meant to be funny - but half of the parents who pile toys and games into their houses do that to have a chance to a little peace and quiet for themselves. Kids need company in playing. Plus: if they’re alone, they need inspiration. Go build a fort. Or a marble run. Make a pancake stack with berries and cream. Explore something. Go on! Out you go!
Ha ha, I picture you making shooing motions with your hands...
Load More Replies...lol! I've heard my kids get so frustrated I hear "Alexa, no, shut up!"
Soon she'll be busy setting up a movement Parents Against Play-Doh.
Play-Doh is tolerable. Plasticine, on the other hand, is grounds for divorce.
He said without knowing the size of the aquarium nor the amount of fish in said aquarium nor if there's a state of the art filtration system present.
Load More Replies...My 19yr old son has had me in his phone as "The real slim shady" since he was 12 and I could not be more proud lol
I think you mean 5318008, but I might be misreading it. Either way, your 4 year old will find it on his own
He'll know how to do the BOOBIESS trick before he knows what the RM and CM buttons do.
So no ice cream? Jeez. That kid probably didn’t think about that.
My brother decided not to eat any white food as a small child, no reason, just decided to do so.
That reminds me; I've actually heard a grown person ask "What's the number for 911?" At least your 4 year old has an excuse.
Some day she'll use that thinking power for something amazing! Just watch!
I wish it was played more, as I am the older sibling being woken up. One time I woke up because my little sister was literally shaking my head like a maraca. I still have not forgiven her even though it's been years.
You better cancel school. It is a CRIME to scare the bunnie
ima get downvotes but it is not good to neglect your child over a TV SHOW.
Load More Replies...Without even opening this thread I know there'll be about 10 fairy stories from James Breakwell
I truly don't understand these tweets. So you're a parent and you spend your ten minutes of freedom reading that?????
Yes, knowing other parents are suffering like you are makes it easier to handle :D
Load More Replies...Without even opening this thread I know there'll be about 10 fairy stories from James Breakwell
I truly don't understand these tweets. So you're a parent and you spend your ten minutes of freedom reading that?????
Yes, knowing other parents are suffering like you are makes it easier to handle :D
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