It’s Time For The Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This March (40 Pics)

Works best when they correct you and you're all "whatever"

Perfect

I hope this is true

She's figured it out at 10... impressive!

Oh, she switched baristas!

My 6-year-old once told her father, "Daddy, I can make you handsome. It's going to take a wig and A LOT of pretending."

"Oh my … no tip for you!"

No, no, no, there is no way she should have even been able to say this to you. !!

Oh that’s brutal!

Sure. Bogus.

My preschooler had difficulty accepting that the chicken we eat comes from real chickens lol.

I wanted to know if human meat was red or white meat

Or it is absolutely the right time - it's all a matter of perspective LOL

Yes, they are, but tis the forbidden meat. Or, as W***y Wonka put it, "Everything you see is eatable. Even I am eatable. But that my dear children is called cannibalism and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

imagine the struggles of climbing a bed at 3:00 in the morning

The reason my dad is frustrated my sister moved out lol

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and the wifi

My mom thought I was a genius because I knew how to work the remote!

My mother used to do that to me when I was in highschool, she usually needed help with spreadsheets for work. I went to a technical school where we alternated our "shop" classes with traditional academic classes. I was in a business oriented shop and we would use things like excel, access, study accounting, etc. It was during a shop week and one day I wasn't answering my phone so she called my teacher who then told me to call my mother and help her with work... Normally she would wait till the evening and ask me to give her written instructions, guess it couldn't wait that time.

Since when are Legos only for kids?

He's not wrong at all

grown up Legos with meatballs

A few years ago I gave a fairly large Lego collection to a friend of mine with several children. Man, I f*cked up. I want my Legos back!

been saying this for years now

In my case, I can differentiate my little siblings' poop and pee. So it's not just parents💀

Tell me you're a boy mum without telling me you're a boy mum hahaha

Farts are like fingerprints.

This is scary but true

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My kids (were teen-agers then, 1983 or so) came in from outside all excited and said you have to hear this music mom. They put on the music, and I stood up and said hang on a minute. I went into my bedroom and pulled out a record album. It was The Surfaris, Wipe out. Took it in the living room put it on the record player and when the kids heard the same music that they were so excited about. Their look was priceless. I bought it in the 60s' when I was a teen-ager. I said what once was my music is now your music. LOL.

Now you have all the birds and animals in the road

I've worked with bird rehabers and they have said most injuries to birds of prey are from a bird going after a small animal that is attracted to something on the side of the road. It may seem fine since it's organic, but throwing apple cores or other foods can lead to a bad injury to a wild bird.

Not just is it dangerous for the birds bc of the traffic, but the crumbs are certainly also bad for them.

loophole :)

Brilliant. You win the thread!