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It’s Time For The Best Parenting Tweets Of The Month, And Here Are The Best Ones This June (40 Pics)
It’s that time of the month again and we’re about to jump into the miscellaneous world of witty kids and their parents who are no strangers to Twitter. Yep, you guessed it right—it’s parenting tweets of the month, everyone!
We all know what a gift being a parent truly is, but that doesn’t mean it always goes smooth like butter. You see, sometimes kids annoy you, other times they pretend to be big bosses and smartasses, on some occasions they put you into uncomfy situations, and the rest, they put genuine smiles on people’s faces.
This is the time when innocent wisdom and genuine curiosity meets the big world which is about to be uncovered, so you as a parent surely hear a lot of great observations coming from it!
And if you’re in the mood for some more joke tweets made by parents (told by kids), they wait in our previous posts from May, April, and March.
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"luggage hasn't stopped laughing" hehe. The cutest thing I have read in a while.
Same for me when my son was diagnosed with autism. There are times that were difficult, but more often than not, I was amazed at his unique way of thinking and I had a blast raising that kid.
So you thought she was gonna narrate the Hobbit book but instead she narrated the Hobbit movies.
"I swear, Dad, we had no idea the bowling ball would do this to your computer!"
It's something that never gets used up yet often received as a gift. We've accumulated dozen (and never used any). ... but that doesn't really shorten the list of things it could be, really?
My daughter’s best friend is non-binary. Hilarity ensued when I was trying to figure out how many kids I was giving a lift to.
I fell in love with Goofy when I was three. In my 30s now and he is still my favorite.
Stop the car. "Let me know when you're ready to behave." Get out, lean against the car and play with your phone while your children's fighting is muffled inside the car. When they get bored, drive them home. If it's raining, stop at a cafe, and sit where you can see the car. "One of you can come get me when you all agree you're done fighting."
a world run by kids would probably make more sense than this one.
My dog does this, growls at something outside at 4am.when I go see, nothing there, when I turn around dog is snoring in my warm bit...
"They did manage to pick up a dozen Legos between them, so I'm considering it."
I wanted go rollerblading once. I was about 5 and so my mom had to dress me up in all protection stuff. Took her about 2.5 hrs. Once finished little me said: I don't wanna go... SHE WENT REEEEAAALYY SILENT AFTER THAT!!!! (She yelled the f**k out of me...)
Do not get this stuff on a hard floor, it makes it like an ice rink.
Seems like what my mom will do if me and my brother are left alone at home. But, she wont check whether the house is on fire.. she would check whether the house is still not fallen down.
My friend's child was using 'too wet' instead of too cold or too hot - so this 3 year old may well mean the temperature was wrong.
That just means it's time to start finding them something to clean...
I remember my grandmother being 29. And I found that strange since it was my father's 30th birthday. If she'd said she was 39 I wouldn't have batted an eyelid.
To end up making gray instead of rainbow. I may be 60 years old, but I remember it well.
It seems to be from 'running' though. As if the other deer aren't.
I literally laughed more than i should have, concerning all my family members!
Get a four-piece from McDonald's and tell him/her it's steak. Kid'll be happy, and there will be more steak for you!
The other shoe is lying in the middle of some road somewhere. I mean, that’s just GOT to be the explanation, since they’re usually children’s shoes.
June 1st is Children's day. One year it was also Father's day. We had so much fun!
'Fell' on the floor? Don't you mean the pasta he 'threw' on the floor
This reminds me of the "Play-Doh Assault" incident that happened in 8th grade.
Also Tractor Supply and Harbor Freight. Don't even need to be a parent.
Not knowing the difference between DC & Marvel may become detrimental for you once your child gets older.
That's ok. A co-worker said she's no longer surprised about what comes out of her mouth after she told her 5 year old, loud enough for the neighbors to hear, "Stop licking the driveway!!!"
God, I searched for your kid. Help me. Like i searched for the kid in the picture, and a split second later, I am like....'Oh...OH'
Well I guess it was 3 weeks ago but I didn't see until now so
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When your 8 year old daughter asks to play the "Banana Fanna" game in the car and starts with Kentucky. Her s**t eating grin filled up the entire rear view mirror
You have my sympathy. My 8-yr-old godson figured that out last week. Sent it as an audio file to everyone his parents' contact lists. Last I knew, he was grounded for a week by his mother and getting ice cream from his father...
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Honestly they're cute though. And all kids are not the same and they're not saying same things. As someone who worked in a daycare, a primary school and a mom of two, i constantly being surprised with all things they say and did. And it's way better than recording them instead of watching them. If it's not funny for you, just let it be. They aren't hurting anybody.
Load More Replies... Well I guess it was 3 weeks ago but I didn't see until now so
Load More Replies... When your 8 year old daughter asks to play the "Banana Fanna" game in the car and starts with Kentucky. Her s**t eating grin filled up the entire rear view mirror
You have my sympathy. My 8-yr-old godson figured that out last week. Sent it as an audio file to everyone his parents' contact lists. Last I knew, he was grounded for a week by his mother and getting ice cream from his father...
Load More Replies... Honestly they're cute though. And all kids are not the same and they're not saying same things. As someone who worked in a daycare, a primary school and a mom of two, i constantly being surprised with all things they say and did. And it's way better than recording them instead of watching them. If it's not funny for you, just let it be. They aren't hurting anybody.
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