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Being a parent comes with its own mix of chaos, surprises, and those unforgettable “you’ve got to be kidding me” moments. But instead of complaining, parents are taking the hilarious route, turning their daily struggles into comedy gold on the internet.

Today, the Bored Panda team gathered the best parenting tweets from November. From rooms that mysteriously never stay clean to toddlers crying over invisible problems, these tweets capture it all. Keep scrolling for a laugh, a knowing nod, or that comforting “same here” feeling.

#1

Funny tweet from a parent joking about finding the remote control, shared while having quiet time.

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Crystalwitch60
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And me 😂in fact we only had black in white till I was like ten ,n only three channels ,!!

Remi (He/Him)
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We got the third channel when I was a kid. It didn't work in the countryside at first though, but you could pick up a Soviet channel if the weather was right even though it was black and white because the color tech they used was different

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Awenpotato
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We were posh, it was on a wire

Nuku Nyara
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1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, 100% truth. Being the remote was my side-hustle🤣

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Ge Po
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But to be honest, there were only three buttons. One on/off, one for sound, one for changing channels.

Philly Bob
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister was the remote control.

Lotekguy
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remote control duty included changing volume, changing channels, and adjusting the antenna with each channel change.

Scott Rackley
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and the k**b was a set of vise grips

Philly Bob
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1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With a coat hanger for an antenna.

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    #2

    Screenshot of a funny parenting tweet showing a 3-year-old loudly announcing her TV preferences during quiet time.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Absolutely right. Your room's down the hall - second one on the right."

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it’s really stupid or boring, it isn’t appopiate for me. Reality shows, most sports…

    Lotekguy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Karen of tomorrow.

    #3

    Funny tweet from a parent sharing a humorous moment while having their quiet time with teenage child gym update.

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    zatrisha
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is 16, he used his arms.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing for a 16yr to be doing something about physical health. Even if it's only so he can look fit for a crush or something (just guessing)

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't they have Pys Ed anymore?

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    Everyone deals with stress at some point, but for parents, it often feels like its own special category. Their days are a whirlwind of schedules, needs, emotions, messes, and endless tiny surprises. Over the past decade, research has consistently shown that parents experience higher stress levels than most adults. And honestly, you don’t need a study to see why kids don’t come with pause buttons. Still, hearing it backed by data makes it feel a little more real. Parenting is rewarding, yes, but it definitely comes with its own brand of pressure. And through it all, parents somehow find ways to keep going.

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    A long-term look at APA’s Stress in America data revealed something pretty striking: for ten straight years, parents with children under 18 reported significantly more stress than adults without kids. In 2023, a full one-third of parents rated their stress levels at 8, 9, or even 10 out of 10. Meanwhile, only about 20% of non-parents reported stress that high. It’s a big gap, and it paints a clear picture of just how intense modern parenting can be. It’s not about failing, it’s about the sheer volume of responsibilities they juggle. And yet, parents are out there doing the best they can, every single day.

    #4

    Tweet from a parent sharing a funny moment with their child during quiet time, highlighting funny tweets parents.

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    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids "it's good morning time" Saturday at 6am I feel like the "good" is up for debate.

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why in God's name? Saturday morning cartoons aren't a thing any more! Go back to sleep!

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with my youngest. And their 8, not three.

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    #5

    Funny tweet from parents sharing a humorous conversation with their child during quiet time on social media.

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    Bitsy Bitsy
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    today's generational equivalent of "pull my finger"

    Chuck the Cat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a funny video with this joke where a man tricked his Irish Dad (I assumed he was his Dad). His accent made it funnier!

    MotherRobinson
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids reaction when I mock them with "6-7".

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    Stress hits differently depending on where you are in the parenting timeline. In early childhood, the chaos has its own flavor: sleepless nights, constant feeding schedules, endless crying phases, and the major shift of becoming someone’s full-time caretaker. It’s a lot to navigate all at once, especially for new parents still figuring out what “normal” even is. Add work-life balance to the mix, and you’ve got a real juggling act. No wonder early childhood is known as one of the most exhausting stages. But even in the hardest moments, it’s filled with tiny, sweet wins along the way.

    #7

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from a parent during quiet time, sharing humor about Halloween decorations and neighborhood HOA.

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    Nuku Nyara
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell him the neighbors have decorated for both Halloween and Christmas by decorating as the Nightmare Before Christmas

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOA is the nightmare before every day of the year

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    Sour Patch Kid
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I leave the lights up until March.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Halloween Overseers Agency, of course.

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    #8

    Funny parent tweet about kids' lunch complaints showcasing humor during quiet parenting time on social media.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's old enough to have a phone, he's old enough to pack his own lunch.

    Funderthuck
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is 9 and packs his own lunch.

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    As kids move into mid-childhood, the challenges change shape. Parents suddenly find themselves managing emotional outbursts, school routines, friendship drama, growing independence, and a never-ending stream of activities. It’s a stage where kids have opinions, strong ones, and parents are expected to guide them through all the ups and downs. Meanwhile, adults are juggling careers, family responsibilities, and their own personal lives. It becomes a delicate balancing act. But it’s also a stage full of personality, growth, and surprising moments that keep parents on their toes.

    Then comes adolescence, the stage that should come with its own warning label. Teen years bring independence, pushback, mood swings, and the thrill-seeking behaviors that can raise a parent’s heart rate to dangerous levels. Peer pressure becomes a major player, and suddenly, parents are navigating a world that feels totally different from the one they grew up in. It can feel overwhelming trying to keep communication open while giving teens the space they crave.

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    #10

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from a parent humorously sharing a moment during their quiet time.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start saving *now* to put that one through Medical School

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A compliment is a compliment.

    Adrienne Cardy
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once cut my 8 year old nephew's hair and he told me 'I did better than he thought I would'.

    #11

    Funny tweet from a parent about teen expenses, part of quiet time parents shared in November edition tweets.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has NO IDEA what’s coming 😂

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is simultaneously the best and worst part of being a teen

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    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, kid, wait five years.

    Sour Patch Kid
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cha-ching. 20-yo girl be like- Um, queen, you can't be talking

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    #12

    Tweet from a parent humorously questioning if infinity is even or odd, featured in funny tweets parents posted.

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    V
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our kid pulls sht like this knowing her dad is autistic so he HAS to go through it all or he can't rest...

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am like your husband. If my kids ask a question like this (or anyone really), I will need to go through the whole explanation. I have gotten pretty good at explaining things in a way kids will understand. I did almost make the mistake though when my oldest was 6 he said "Dad, I learned that the Sun will explode one day, and now I'm scared". My first thought was "Don't worry honey, that won't happen for billions of years and we'll all be long dead before that". Luckily I said "Don't worry honey, that won't happen for billions of years, and humans will probably live on other planets before that". Phew.

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    infinity isn't a number. Problem solved

    DH
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct. It is neither odd nor even. I studied maths at the university for 6 years and I still had to talk for 30 minutes with an AI to understand this. Infinities are weird.

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    B.Nelson
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids about to have an boring hour long discussion on limits and dividing by zero.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Try dividing it by 2 and check the remainder."

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything but bed, mommy!

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 60 years or so, that kid will be eager to go to bed.

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    NJ P
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends what preceeds it.

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    All the way up until a child turns 18, parents are constantly adapting. New stages bring new responsibilities, challenges, and anxieties, and no one hands out a manual along the way. Yet somehow, parents keep learning, adjusting, and showing up, even when things feel chaotic. They’re problem-solvers, peacekeepers, and entertainers all rolled into one. And despite everything, they manage to find joy in the smallest moments. Parenting isn’t simple, but parents make it work in their own ways. And sometimes, they even make it look easy.

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    #13

    Tweet from parent sharing a funny moment during quiet time about a child interrupting a Zoom call with a blanket.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the boss etc find it funny if so , hire that kid 😂

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cover your head with a blanket? Take that, Palantir! :P

    #14

    Tweet from a parent humorously blaming for child's stomach pain, part of funny tweets parents posted during quiet time.

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    Ashlisha
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kids and even the dog blame me for the weather.

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like people blaming you for things that aren't your fault, live in the U.S. as anybody but a rich white straight Christian man.

    WorkAholic1
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just a white straight Christian man will do. You don't have to be rich.

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    Floeckchen
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You conceived him, so you are ultimately guilty

    azubi
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retail is not enough then?

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter gets mad at me when she gets water in her face at the pool.

    Sour Patch Kid
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I cause all the problems, haha.

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After he ate all the Halloween candy in one go, I have no doubt.

    #15

    Funny tweet from a parent joking about taking kids to the library and paying late fees during quiet time.

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    James016
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know how hard it is to return a child to the library?

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    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's definitely an improvement that if you borrow them electronically they're automatic return.

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    Some parents cope by leaning on their support systems: friends, family, neighbors, or anyone willing to lend a hand. Others hire babysitters or carve out precious “me time” whenever they can. A quiet coffee, a quick walk, or a short break can feel life-saving on the toughest days. Self-care becomes less of a luxury and more of a survival strategy. And while it doesn’t solve every issue, it can recharge a tired parent enough to keep going. Everyone needs a breather, especially those raising tiny humans.

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    #16

    Tweet from a parent humorously sharing dinner woes during quiet time, highlighting funny tweets parents posted.

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    Nuku Nyara
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry that happened to you 😢

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My girlfriend had a brilliant idea, "make your kids help you with dinner, so they also take ownership. Now EVERYONE is mad that the kids don't want to eat dinner.

    CurlyCucumber
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh,I feel you 🥴😂. And when you don't make dinner,where's the dinner?!

    My O My
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So just a normal day then?

    Philly Bob
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mom had a sign on the kitchen wall. It read: "I am the Queen of this kitchen. You'll eat what I make. If you don't agree... STARVE!" (Or the Mom saying passed down through the ages... "What the hell do you think I'm running here? A restauraunt?")

    Sour Patch Kid
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Womp womp, eat the food she gives you, you already ruined her nap.

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even have kids and that happens to me. (My partner is a picky eater.)

    #17

    Tweet from parent about a one-year-old upset about fireplace safety, part of funny tweets parents posted during quiet time.

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    Floeckchen
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you watch "Chamber of secrets" with him?

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it have a fire in it at the time?

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All part of growing up figuring things out , it’s normal just keep a close eye on him 😂cos u just know second u turn ur back for a second u know where he’s gonna go !

    #18

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from a parent sharing a humorous compliment from their son during quiet time.

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could also mean you are in bad condition or allready damaged

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, because returns have to be in saleable condition.

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    AndyR
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's vinted for you then...

    Others find comfort in hobbies, workouts, or creative activities that help them decompress. Whether it’s reading, running, painting, baking, or simply watching a show in peace, these moments help parents reconnect with themselves. Physical activity can be a huge stress reliever, giving them space to breathe and reset. Hobbies act like tiny pockets of escape, moments where they feel like more than just caregivers. And even a few minutes can make a world of difference. Every parent needs a little joy that belongs solely to them.

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    #19

    Tweet from a parent humorously explaining being an unreliable narrator during their quiet time with funny tweets parents posted.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without a fever or spots, nope.

    Kit Black
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvotes from people who aren't parents... worth the paper they aren't printed on 🤣

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    KatWitch57
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No blood, no bandages, no sympathy.

    Sour Patch Kid
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pik-ahhhhhhchooooo, aa-ccchoooooose you.

    #20

    Tweet showing a funny parent moment about cooking while their 7-year-old asks for ramen during quiet time.

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🪄Abracadabra, I see no harm in, for the rest of the day, making you ramen! 🪄 Oh, that didn't work. Guess I'm not a magician. Can't make you ramen so you'll have to stay you. And you'll eat the dinner I'm currently cooking.

    Betty Spaghetti
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Can you make YOU a ramen?” *keeps cooking*

    G A
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Go boil a kettle, kid"

    Philly Bob
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ::poof!:: there is now a bowl of ramen where your kid once stood...

    Heather Menard
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you won't let him eat anything until its done. Kids get hungry waiting

    Crystalwitch60
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    w*f is with this ramen shite ,is t it just non nutritious noodles ?? not in my house ty muchly ,

    #21

    Screenshot of a funny tweet by a parent humorously describing their behavior controlled by a toddler smashing buttons.

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    Philly Bob
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you could be a button smashing toddlers.

    #22

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from a parent about their kid being too tired to sleep, illustrating quiet time moments.

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    G A
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them a slice or two of bread and they will carb crash.

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup it’s a thing , being over tired is a nightmare , it’s the time the monkey chatter takes over n won’t let your brain switch off ,

    Sour Patch Kid
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merry Christmas to you, too. Go to sleep.

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    Some turn to meditation, journaling, or mindfulness practices to stay grounded. These quiet rituals help them release stress, reflect on their experiences, and regain clarity in the middle of all the noise. Even five minutes of stillness can feel like magic when life is nonstop. For parents, these small habits become tools for emotional survival. They don’t erase the challenges, but they make them easier to navigate. It’s all about finding what works and sticking to it.

    #23

    Tweet from parent sharing a funny moment about avoiding saying number 6 around kids, from funny tweets parents collection.

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    Farah (she/her)
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, my mum does it more now since she KNOWS my dad will pop out with the "SIX SEVEN!"

    Peter Bear
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just counter with an equally loud TEN ELEVEN. It also has no meaning and will confuse the original person so badly that they will quickly stop doing it.

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    Billo66
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spongebob: You know what's funnier than 66?

    KnightOwl
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4yr old nephew informed me yesterday that 6-7 is old now, apparently the new thing is going to be 6-1(?) His 6yr old sister insists he's wrong and it caused a huge argument that literally lasted about 4hrs, now I don't know what to believe..

    Bewitched One
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t think so lol atleast not with teens

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    Val
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes. That's the new normal for my 4 year old.

    MotherRobinson
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just mock them til they stop. Some how it's cringe when I do it.

    Ali
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any UK teachers out there wanting to curb this (I doubt it will work with younger ones) show them the video of Starmer doing this and drop small hints they are as cool as the pm. Although to be honest, I have only done this with a few (maths is taking too long recently) as even though it is irritating to hear constantly, I'm enjoying the lack of inappropriate words that need dealing with while they are distracted by this one.

    Ralph Burroughs
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    67676676767677676767676767777777766666666777777

    Riani Kivela
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 11 y/o daughter thinks it's stupid, along with her friends. So happy we missed this one.

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    #24

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from a parent about head lice shared during quiet time parenting moments.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay so whose head just started itching. Apart from mine.

    Scott Rackley
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had them but I'm sure it would psychologically drive me up a wall

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    V
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got the chicken pox alert from school a couple of weeks ago. That was fun.

    Angela C
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom is a teacher's aide and anytime she mentions a lice outbreak my head starts itching

    James016
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had the head lice alert a couple of weeks ago.

    Crystalwitch60
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    I do NOT miss those days I can tell you grr ,wasn’t so bad in secondary school , but primary school,it was every other week , n chicken pox my daughter woke up with it on her 7th b day ffs ,lad never had it , n I’ve had it 6 times now ,I so need to get to the docs for a shingles jab tbh , even tho I’m not over 75 , I’m defo gonna get that aren’t I

    Cee Cee
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's extremely unlikely to get chicken pox twice much less 6 times. More bs from a supposed "ex-nurse".

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    #25

    Funny tweet from a parent about their 7-year-old’s hunger and video game talk during quiet time.

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    zatrisha
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Video games (btw like social media) control the mental reward system - if a 7yo is already so enthusiastic about it, then that's not a good sign for him.

    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the kid has interests? How is it different from a kid talking about, say, a comic book? Video games can be very good for many things- problem solving, reflexes, etc.

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    #26

    Screenshot of a funny tweet about parenting moments, illustrating humor from parents during their quiet time.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life comes at them at quite a rush at that age :-)

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One "bruh" and they would sleep in the basement.

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    And then there are the parents who turn their daily madness into comedy — sharing tweets, stories, and jokes that perfectly capture the wild reality of raising kids. Sometimes laughter really is the best coping mechanism. Seeing other parents go through the same things can be comforting, even healing. It’s a reminder that no one has it completely figured out, and that’s okay. And honestly, some of these moments are too funny not to share. Pass them along to a parent who could use a smile, or at least some solidarity.

    #27

    Tweet from a parent humorously about kids wanting money for Christmas, part of funny tweets parents posted for quiet time.

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    Nuku Nyara
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds reasonable on all accounts

    Julie S
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss the days of opening a birthday or Christmas card and finding money inside. Sigh

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them money. Minus sales taxes and service fees, of course. Spend the budget surplus on yourself.

    G A
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do what I'm doing. Say "you spend yourself on something you want and pretend I bought it and I'll do the same".

    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need money for Christmas so bad... or a job, job searching hasn't been going well.

    #28

    Tweet by a parent humorously describing the challenge of finding a charging cord in a teenager’s messy room, highlighting funny tweets parents.

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    Vexed Panda
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This phone belongs in a MUSEUM!

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna say "So do you!" (Last C*****e) but not sure if that looks bad

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    Ge Po
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    beware of traps. and spiders.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?!

    G A
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't call it that! It's just Raiders of the Lost Ark! The Indiana Jones was added so they all started the same way by some an al retentive movie exec many years later. I hate it.

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    #29

    Funny tweet from a parent about kids and cups, shared in a collection of funny tweets parents posted during quiet time.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. My 66-year-old partner gets new glasses, cups, etc., for every single drink. I use one glass and one cup per day. Why does he want the dishwasher to be full??

    G A
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends what it is. The soup mug doesn't get reused, or the glass my tablets fizz up in.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine are in their early 20s n they still bloody do that to , mind u least now event tho they live at home lol I dint have to wash em , I refuse point blank , I use ONE mug wash it re use 🤷‍♀️they get one out then another n I swear down they then bloody breed 🤦‍♀️😂

    #30

    Funny tweet from a parent humorously sharing their kid's plan during quiet time to earn money for a Nintendo Switch 2.

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    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did that rock go that was on the kitchen counter?

    G A
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it wasn't 'have a rich incestuous dad with a mine'. That way, supervillains/twatwaffles are born'.

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a gold nugget. Preferably in the back yard.

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    #31

    Funny parent tweet about slow computer and a child's advice shared on social media for quiet time humor.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    😂😂😂😂get better broad band 🤷‍♀️I have 6 tabs open on my iPad ,all across the top, always do , often more ,but the ones I use daily stay on all time n mine runs perfectly ,n I’m out in the sticks ,still got super fast bb 🤷‍♀️the only one as actually works around here sky lol

    Gabriel Camomescro
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broadband doesn't help your local system resources, genius.

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    #32

    Funny tweet by a parent about negotiating with their kid over a hot dog, reflecting relatable parenting moments and quiet time humor.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You clearly have a good understanding of your kid :-)

    Awenpotato
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wise enough to turn down a hotdog, leave it at that

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    #33

    Funny tweet from a parent about making chocolate chip pancakes after Halloween candy, highlighting humorous parenting moments.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any kid who admits to having eaten too much candy is an imposter

    #34

    Funny tweet from a parent hiding sweets humorously, shared during quiet time for parents in November edition.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then kid finds sweets.

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    #35

    Tweet from Sarcastic Mommy humorously contrasting productive weekends with watching Hallmark movies, reflecting funny tweets parents share during quiet time.

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    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have yet to find those legendary "other moms"

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attend any PTA meeting. You'll find them - or, rather, they'll find you

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    Kit Black
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And only one of you is telling the truth!

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Housework ain’t going anywhere 🤷‍♀️I,ll do it when I physically can lol , but hallmark movies are never on my watch list ,nope nope nope

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    #36

    Funny parent tweet about obedience and ear wax, shared during quiet time moments by parents on social media.

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    Mrs. Kay
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when my boy was little. He stuck a straw in his ear just far enough so it would stay in and stick out. I told him to take the straw out of his ear and he replied, “I’m sorry I can’t hear you, I have a straw in my ear.”

    Mrs M
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obey? 🤨

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No doc needed , just olive oil drops pop in ear put a bit of cotton wool in overnight change in morning soon be fixed x

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, so much is wrong with this homemade solution...

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    #37

    Funny tweet from a parent sharing a humorous take on dinner while enjoying quiet time at home.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there no red sauce in the cupboard? It makes everything taste like red sauce, at least

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    Opp guessing mummy can’t cook 😂

    Hyacinth (Any pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Username is Dadman, so I'm gonna say this wasn't posted by a mom.

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    #38

    Funny tweet from a parent about finding a rock and a child’s reaction, shared in a collection of funny tweets parents posted.

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    Sparky4
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that was part of the plan to get a Nintendo...

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    #39

    Parent humor tweet about cold weather and parenting struggles shared during quiet time for parents.

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    V
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Australia "it's 38° out, you're not wearing a Jacket to school"

    Kristiina Männiste
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Estonia it is "it's 38° out, all life stands still, the streets are empty, human life only remains submerged in lakes and sea and the dairy sections of the grocery stores"

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    Hyacinth (Any pronouns)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For everyone else who uses Celsius, that's aprox 3° C.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in Michigan, it's 17° and I am jealous of someone's 38°.

    Bewitched One
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohio! Idk what the temp is but it was my kids’ first snow day from school of the year

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Staring bemusedly at people who can't or won't pick up context clues from the post as to which system is in use, and seem to be unable to do simple arithmetic in their heads.)

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want a cookie or something ?

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    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    38? Shorts are a MUST. What kind of heat wave is going on?

    Leena Petrich
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minnesotan here and shorts are fine unless its below 10 degrees

    Meyrin
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    38C I'll be melting and hugging the fan in an AC room. And don't touch me. 38F I'll be with a pullover, tea and cuddles are very very welcome. 38K ... Don't really care I'll be frozen solid so whatever

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My so walks around in 40°f weather in shorts and is warm.

    Reanne Bhardwaj
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    1 month ago

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    #40

    Funny tweet from a parent about a 7-year-old lying down instead of getting up during quiet time moments.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god you've given birth to a prospective politician ...

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can make me get up, but you can’t make me stay awake.

    #41

    Parent's funny tweet about a dramatic child shared during quiet time, capturing humorous parenting moments.

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    #42

    Tweet from a parent sharing a funny relationship moment that makes their kids think both parents are gross.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean - not abstaining from séx in the years when they're between 5 and 25 ?

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    #43

    Tweet showing a funny parenting moment, part of funny tweets parents posted while having their quiet time in November.

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    Farah (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me as a teen according to my calculations is way better

    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best way to fight absurdity is with further absurdity. Just counter 6 7 with 10 11, said just as loudly and in the same tone. It rhymes, it is equally meaningless, and will either confuse the original person or embarrass them. Either way, you win.

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    #44

    A funny tweet from a parent sharing a humorous moment while enjoying their quiet time in November.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (intersection is *finally* clear) "AT LAST! I can *go*!" (steps on accelerator, car runs out of gas ...)

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worry , how long is left before my licence or insurance runs out ...

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's this funny thing in the middle of your steering wheel that makes a noise FOR A REASON.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always, when I can, exhibit a look of sheer terror and begin running the other way. They don't seem amused.

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    Take a deep breath , YOU WERE THAT LEARNER ONCE U KNOW ! Remember those days and learn patience!!

    #45

    Screenshot of a funny parenting tweet showing a dad jokingly warning his annoying child at a restaurant during quiet time.

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    Peter Bear
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Gen Xer, I recognize this parenting style immediately.

    Kit Black
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only on bored panda can you get downvoted for saying don't threaten your kids with violence... by group of people who are supposedly anti- bullying, no less...

    Bewitched One
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, she’ll say don’t threaten your kids with violence on this one while saying someone should smack their kid on the next image. Idk if you’re new here; but she gets downvoted because you either can’t decipher what she said or because she’s contradicting herself for the thousandth time that day

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    Out of chocolate
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing to see here. Definitely no one being irrationally unpleasant.

    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    Erm treating kids with vi,is not the way to go , cos said kid is so GOING to go in to school next day n repeat that word for word , likely to another kid , then when asked why he said that , kid will go, : my dad said it to my yesterday when I was bored !! enter cps or social services !!

    #46

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from a parent sharing a humorous story while having their quiet time with a 7-year-old child.

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    Daisydaisy
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an older parent, I'm here to tell you that one day you'll miss those never ending stories. You'll look back and realise they were adorable

    Kitty Smith
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a younger parent, do you want to make a bet.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like my mum (at 101) but at least we're communicating,.. or she is, anyway ...

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent of a teenager, no, I absolutely do not miss being lectured about Pokemon for hours!

    Bewitched One
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    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean 10yo: [continues]…?

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never complain about those days lol, I’m an older mum with young kids now 21-24 last time I looked they are like two ffs ,its flashes past , before u realize it , i do miss those days i gotta say

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    #47

    Funny tweet from a parent sharing a nostalgic moment while enjoying quiet time and parenting humor online.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the adult in the 70s and I'm sorry but that was what was available!

    Bewitched One
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 13 year olds parents were born in the early 90s lol

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was the child in the 1970s. I wanted bellbottoms (our name for flares). My mom said "you don't have the figure for bellbottoms." How kind.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not me lol I was THE CHILD in the 1970,s in fact I’d have been that 12 yr old man yup I’m sure I had flares , which I can tell you hear n now are NOT practical on a bloody farm ffs 🤦‍♀️

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flares are - and always were - suitable for maritime disasters and landing helicopters. Nothing else.

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    #48

    Parent’s funny tweet about child’s mispronounced word, shared during quiet time, showcasing humor in parenting moments.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a boss who did that when she was in her 40s. Our team mocked her mercilessly behind her back.

    Sam Trudeau
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either "pacifically", "suspifically" (as I recall) or "cimmanon"

    Bewitched One
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Synonym. For the last one. And what you said. Most common ones I’ve heard lol

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    Philly Bob
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like "pisgettis" for spaghetti. Or "Dad, can you take a pitchur of me?"

    #49

    Screenshot of a funny tweet by a parent about working from home with kids, highlighting humor in quiet time moments.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we''re not discussing which is worse !

    #50

    Screenshot of a funny tweet from a parent multitasking during quiet time, brushing teeth and texting.

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    #51

    Tweet by Dadman Walking humorously reflecting on parenting, highlighting funny tweets parents posted during quiet time.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...then loading them into your own gun and firing them back.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rest is picking up Lego ,after one of your leg-powered Lego-detectors has indicated very clearly that there are parts on the carpet. Or wear thick shoes at home.

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    #53

    Screenshot of a funny tweet by a parent humorously describing the challenge of finding cups while having quiet time.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, kinda like the 1/2 consumed water bottles all over the house?

    Philly Bob
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    half-drank cans of soda all over the place as well.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. See my earlier remark about my partner who has to have a new cup or glass for every drink of water.

    #54

    Tweet from a parent humorously describing kids losing scissors, featured in funny tweets parents posted for quiet time.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd add a cutting remark here but my kid has lost the scissors, apparently

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum tied the kitchen scissors to the drawer with a string. Which someone promptly cut so they could take the scissors elsewhere to lose them.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 month ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know how to ask for a pair of scissors. But how do I request two of them?

    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is why we have a pair of scissors in every room.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, everyone does. I typically find them in the tool box, of all places.

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    #55

    Funny parent tweet about the Scholastic book fair and kids bringing home books and snacks during quiet time.

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    #56

    Tweet by parent sharing a funny moment with their 7-year-old about having a pet alligator during quiet time.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s illegal for me to even live in a state where alligators live.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your 7 y.o. asks this, you should always answer "Yes", no matter what the laws in your state/city/country/whatever may actually be.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes , n my son also asked me that at 8 cos we had loads of reptiles n snakes ,n he wanted something different , actually in uk you can own them lol, but you need a DWAlicence (dangerous wild animal) which requires an inspection to make sure you have a top grade secure pen with everything said gator would need ,which first require !!! Like u know this g called A LOT OF BLOODY SPACE 😂that shut him up nicely n settled for a Chinese water dragon instead ,😂with a lush huge viv with built in pond n greenery

    #57

    Screenshot of a funny tweet by a parent about managing family life and quiet time during parenting moments.

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    Farah (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad is add but a perfectionist so he does this way too much lol

    on second thought....
    Community Member
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a difficult combination. Don't ask how I know.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    1 month ago

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    I’m the mum as does it , but I’ve grown bored of saying it now they 21-24 ,I just turn em off 😂I find it works better ,

    #58

    Tweet from a parent humorously commenting on time while enjoying quiet time, shared in funny tweets parents posted collection.

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me at 51 basically every day since mid-August: It feels like it's..... a different time, how is it [Insert date here] already? Like, today! The 2nd of December! How?

    Bitsy Bitsy
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the distance between valentine's day and thanksgiving is about 3 weeks.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can it be so dark ay 5?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, a New Englander who knows that all of New England should be on Atlantic time instead of Eastern: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Why you here at 4 pm?

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