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Many posts and even books tell you how glorious and fulfilling it is to raise children. The reality is, though, that you’re often vomited on, have literally zero spare time, and are haunted by dragging insomnia, and this is just the beginning of the list. Sincerely, we absolutely sympathize with you.
So, do you feel like throwing a party every time your kid finally goes to sleep at night? Do you dread the thought of having to move your child’s car seat into another car? Is parenting your children akin to dealing with a pack of Velociraptors? If you find yourself nodding wildly to any or all of the above, we invite you to take a look at this list of hilarious “parenting is hard” memes we’ve compiled for you. Have a good laugh, and don't forget to vote for the funniest memes!
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#1
The Iron Grip
Lesbian Thespian 2 years ago
As an elder sister I can confirm this is true. Also yay I did the first comment!
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#3
Private Time
John L 8 years ago
Amanda, that is so true. Everyone wants you when you need to be unavailable.
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Amanda Cariker 8 years ago
My life, except my 25 year old sister would be lurking by the door too, waiting to tell me about her ex for 100th time
Kimberly Anderson 8 years ago
Yep, this happens every day. Except my toddler knows how to open the door so both her and the cat can always watch me do my business. 😉
Katie Greggor 8 years ago
This looks like outside my bathroom door but my husband is there instead of the toddler.
Sandra Sikorski 8 years ago
It's good to be loved by do many. You can never have enough fur babies! The human one is pretty cute too. ;-)
#4
Keeping Kids Busy
John L 8 years ago
Teaching your kid to be good with his/her hands can be a double edged sword. I learned that from experience.
Sergio Bicerra 8 years ago
I did this for my nephew... he's now at a youth detention center for picking locks :'( At least he knew how to call us XD
Ildiko Okido 8 years ago
Ooooh, 9 years too late! My youngest son would have absolutely loved this!
Karen McHale 8 years ago
OMG.....why did I never think of this???? This would have been PERFECT for my two (now teenage and adult) Autistic/ADHD toddlers!!!! I would have maybe gotten ten, fifteen minutes of peace!!
George Perrin 8 years ago
we use a similar thing in aged care for the elderly to keep them busy
Amy Carter 8 years ago
Brilliant! These are the types of things toddlers would be picking up anyway. Great idea hope it keeps them from the real things.
Kirsa Rasmussen 8 years ago
clever. But he might regret when the todler knows how to open the safety locks ;-)
#5
Before Of After?
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
I think he's made his decision, make everyone's day by surprising them with a fountain!!
Funny Parenting Memes Can Help You Through The Day
While producing a decent human being from scratch is nothing short of a heroic act, you don't have to be super serious about it all the time. Laughter and funny memes about parenting can make even the worst situation seem easier. Everyone who’s going through a process called parenthood will find parenting memes funny and totally relatable.
It may seem to you like no one is going through the same stuff you do, but you’ll be surprised to find out how many people have had or are having the exact same experience trying to force their children to eat vegetables or wear a decent pair of pants when they go outside.
Reading about your troubles through someone else’s humorous perspective can help you see that it’s not, after all, all that terrible. Maybe next time your child has a meltdown over their broccoli touching their mashed potatoes on the plate, you can turn it into more “parenting is hard” memes to make other parents feel better.
#7
Moving A Sleeping Baby
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
this is extremely accurate. Could never get my nephew down in his crib, he always just ended up sleeping on my boobs. I held in many a full bladder so he could get a nap in!
Daria B 8 years ago
Awwww.... When my youngest nephew would fall asleep on me, I'd carefully put him on a big bed, moderately surround him with pillows to stay safe, and cover him. And he would sleep well. I remember him hugging the pillow unconciously the moment I set it under his head, with his tiny arms, but kinda like a big boy. So cuuuuuuute. ♥
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Pickles Driver 8 years ago
And you try to sneak outta the room but the floor board creaks! Hit the deck!
#8
Sleep Is For The Weak
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
You also haven't dressed up in so long you have no idea what the current style is.
Kira Thesloth 8 years ago
I've never known what it was/is in the first place.
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#9
Noisy Toys
Ildiko Okido 8 years ago
Years ago we bought our youngest son for christmas a kids synthesizer that worked on batteries. The first thing he shouted out when he opened the present: "woooooah, batteries!" 😂
Amber Dae Ingalls 8 years ago
When my daughter was 9 months old she had an extremely obnoxious loud toy with no off switch. One day I took the batteries out of it with her watching. I give it back to her, she's tries to press the button and looks at me and I'm just like "oh no... It broke..."
#10
Funny Parenting Meme
Pickles Driver 8 years ago
Going to the bathroom is a group activity once you have kids, hope you like an audience!
Denise Ross 4 years ago
Yes it happens to all parents. Be strong, you’re allowed to shut the door
Maria Maria 2 years ago
At least they want to be with you at that age. Enjoy it while it lasts!
#11
The "I Told You"
John L 8 years ago
Its always the youngest one. The oldest one already knows better, and the middle one is too busy pouting to really care.
Daria B 8 years ago
The youngest one learns by observing the older ones, though.... So... Don't say always (greetings from the youngest one ^_- )
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Lazy Panda 8 years ago
My brother was playing a "game" once where he got bucked off someone's back, everyone told him he'd get hurt and told him he needed to stop and he said "I'm being careful!" And next thing you know he was screaming and crying with a broken wrist
Ruth Watry 3 years ago
I always told my nieces and nephews that if they got hurt after I said no, they had to clean up the blood
Madeleine Espinosa 4 years ago
i am 10 AND THAT'S REALLY DESCRIBES ME SORRY CAPS UGG i did it agan
Tracy Moorhead 8 years ago
My Daddy "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt," usually me!
Bridget Smith 8 years ago
Lol this is a great representation of my 7th grade boy students. They do the dumbest things.
#12
Bedtime Routine
blugeagua 8 years ago
And sometimes it's the other way around where the wife is the kid.
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Madeleine Espinosa 4 years ago
my dad dose that alot and i am 10 i am bored in zoom so i am hear
John L 8 years ago
Which one is the husband, the one on the left, or the one............................
It's Caturday 8 years ago
This is referring to the one on the right. Isn't it obvious?
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Kid's Room Decor
John L 8 years ago
This is only true when there are three or more kids. The youngest always gets the attention and goodies, and is spoiled rotten. The first kid gets his goodies from being the most mature and hard working. But the middle kid is always the odd one out in any equation.
Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
I feel like your theory is true these days, but growing up the youngest of 3 daughters, I always got the c**p hand-me-downs. Never new stuff, and hardly any photographs of me. :)
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Lola Bronchetti 8 years ago
Don't be rude it is only true if there is more than 3-4 kids the young ones get the attention and the older ones don't get as much attention
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Panda Showcase 2 years ago
There where 2 kids in that 1st picture. How is this even possible? (please reply)
#14
Bathtime
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
Having to convince them to get in the tub"I don't want to take a bath", then trying to convince them to get out "I don't want to get out!"
Stephanie D 8 years ago
This doesn't end when they're older and start taking showers... oh no, no, no, no, my friend. Then you have a teenager who's sole aim in life is to see exactly how much water can get all over your bathroom while keeping a straight faced look of innocence when you confront them on it. 😑
#15
The Worst Gift
Cassie 8 years ago
I like drums. Whistles can DIAF. It probably helps that my kids have training on drums and are pretty good drummers, though.
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Lauren Southwood 8 years ago
Give a toddler a bottle of bubbles.... 😑 Mummy! Blow more bubbles! More! More! More!
Daria B 8 years ago
Awww.... I thought it was more fun to try and blow them myself. And then I'd just spin with with my hands in the air and act like I'm casting magic spells.
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Rylee Wolf 8 years ago
Basically anything they can use for the purpose of making a sound repeatedly
Daria B 8 years ago
Yep. Kids love making noises. No tools? No problem. Let's start a "whose voice is louder and who can do it longer" marathon. Tell them "I know, you're loud", and they'll proudly keep going.
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Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
Hahahaha! I gave my niece (6-7ish) a "Frozen" recorder for Christmas. Her mother (my 1/2 sister) was throwing eye daggers at me, and I was like "Remember all those mornings where she was SCREAMING outside my bedroom door at 6:30 in the morning? Especially on the days I didn't have to go in to the office? 'Member that? Payback's a b*tch, sis". (My husband & I, my Dad & stepmother, my 1/2 sister, her husband and the child we referred to as "The Feral Monkey" all lived in my Dad's house. My Dad thought the kid was a spoiled f*cking brat as did husband & I. He was so thankful to have members on "Team Larry")
bern Habubbi 8 years ago
The hoover things that spin those plastic balls are by far the worst!
Is It Okay to Tell Parenting Jokes?
Like with any other type of jokes, balance is key. If you know someone who’s going through the general hurdles of parenting, funny mom memes or dad memes might offer them the necessary tension release they need to carry on.
On the other hand, if the person in question is going through some serious stuff as a parent, it might not be the time for joking. Save the “parenting is hard” memes for later and share them once you feel they have the bandwidth for some parenting jokes.
#16
Involuntary Co-Sleeping
TomTomuan 4 years ago
Duct tape them, put them in a cage with a little mattress inside, lock the cage, put them in the bathroom that is in one of the bedrooms, lock them in the cabinet under the sink, lock the bathroom door, lock the rooms door & window, put a heavy furniture behind the locked door, lock your bedroom’s door, put heavy furniture behind it. Voila, peace & quiet.
Shelli Aderman 2 years ago
Our (now 14-year-old, and sleeping in his own room, with the door closed, thankyouverymuch) was HARD to get out of our bed as a wee lad. A good friend suggested a sleeping bag on the floor of our room - and that was BRILLIANT! It still took far too long to get him into his own room, but hey! It eventually worked! 🤣
Miriam Urquiaga 8 years ago
OMG this is so true and literally my son was just like this on top of me, no he cannot just carefully lay next to me, he had to lay on top!
#17
Night vs. Morning
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
lmao I'm an adult and I tell myself 'one more episode" and wake up the same way!
Lara-Andrea Beck 8 years ago
Also me when i tell myself "One more episode will be okay." 10 episodes and 3 hrs of sleep later: Voilà
Panda Showcase 2 years ago
watch all types of sports and how do you think I feel? GRRRRRRRREAT! (part of a complete breakfast)
John L 8 years ago
I know this sounds heartless, but we now have the ability to record shows and watch later. And to make the choice more attractive, add an incentive, such as ice cream, or the favorite cookie, to seal the deal. After a few times, the little one will willingly go along, because of the reward incentive.
TomTomuan 4 years ago
But watching it all in 1 sitting makes you understand the plot wayyyy better!*
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Parenting Memes
#19
You Never Buy Me Anything
Gergana Petrova 8 years ago
When my husband comes back home from grocery shopping, he always says to the kids that he has presents for them, referring everyone's favorite food as certain fruit or vegetable. The kids are so happy every single time they get to load the fridge with their favorite food.
Susan Williams 4 years ago
My father used to tell me that he hoped he would live long enough to see me have children who were just like me.
Lauren Southwood 8 years ago
My three year old said yesterday "daddy always not here" and I said yes but daddy is here on the weekends and he has to work, do you know why? To get money... And what do we buy with money? Food, water, lights, tv, this apartment, the car, your clothes, the doctor and your toys....
#20
Little Demons
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
Haha!! Her look totally says it all. She's like "Are you sure you wanna know?"
Miriam Urquiaga 8 years ago
if her eyes were lasers her husband will be obliterated from earth
Lauren Southwood 8 years ago
First line should say "sorry i went for one drink after work, are the kids sleeping?"
Satoshi Ketsuban 8 years ago
Game of thrones=cliche. People like into much. Whenever I go anywhere: Game of thrones this, game of thrones that.
#21
Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy!
Beatrice Alighieri 8 years ago
But it's still so sweet, after they're grown ups, to hear them say "Hi Mom!" or text you like "Hey Mom, what's the recipe for that awesome (insert food here) you make?" <3 We do - but hearing *Mom* never gets old.
i_know_im_amazing 8 years ago
Aww that's beautiful. I'll always appreciate my mom, mom's are the best
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Emanuel Ziel 8 years ago
Good example, it illustrates perfectly how those small little things slowly make you loose your soul.
#22
Suspicious Silence
TinHawk Google 5 years ago
True story. 12 years ago. Me, doing dishes, 3yo kid playing in the yard. Suddenly very quiet. Go outside to look for him. He climbed over the safety gate, then climbed the ladder and was on the goddamn roof!! "Look how high i am mommy!!" Yep you sure are!! Let's go have a snack! No no I'll come to you! (Panic attack)
Lilian Holifield 8 years ago
You are very silent son. You better make a noise or I'm coming in there.
Rhonda Conaway 8 years ago
'If I'm quiet, you'd better find me.' No truer words in the life of a toddler
#23
Loud Toys
Amanda Panda 8 years ago
When they look up because of the noise, but then magically lay their head back down. Talk about feeling extreme emotions in just two seconds.
Beatrice Alighieri 8 years ago
Over those 2 seconds you simply give up basic living necessities (like breathing) and stay there motionless, just existing in time.
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Claire Mellusco 8 years ago
Go to cot with sleeping baby in arms, realise cot is still full of noisy toys from earlier play session...doh!
Mo Merlu 2 years ago
This is when playing ninja kicks in and I hit the floor or duck behind something quicker than I should be moving, then stop breathing and hold really really still hoping they don't see me, smell me, SENSE me in the vicinity while praying it's over quickly depending on the position I'm trying to keep as I'm paying statue or trying to blend in with the scenery.
Lauren Southwood 8 years ago
I am such a patient person but I have an emotional breakdown when my kids wake up minutes after going to sleep like they've had a full nights rest or say they are tired and are nearly asleep and then suddenly start sprinting around the table or fighting you... It's not that I have to stay awake cause I'm fine if I put one to bed and the other wakes up.... It's literally like "YOU ARE SO TIRED AND UNBAREABLE RIGHT NOW! JUST SLEEP SO I CAN TOLERATE YOU AGAIN!" 😅 Tired children are a pain in a butt....
#24
Buying Stuff For Kids
Miriam Urquiaga 8 years ago
pretty accurate...when people greet you using your name at Toys "R" Us, you know it
#25
Morning Routine
deadflower444 8 years ago
They are trying to say they don't want to get up for school so they are slow in the morning
#26
On Feeling Tired
Felis Dee 8 years ago
In my case, it was the month when I was up with the baby 3-4 times a night, and when a friend asked us if the baby was sleeping through the night yet, before I had the chance to open my mouth, my husband said, "Oh, yeah! He's been sleeping through the night since he was a month old! It's great!" 0_o;;;
#27
My Kid Is A Saint
John L 8 years ago
In that case, she's not paying close attention, or the little one hasn't thought of it yet. LOL!
deathmetalpegasus12 4 years ago
Well good for you, honey. Just one small detail: I DIDN'T FRIGGING ASK.
Beatrice Alighieri 8 years ago
"My parent's kids would never be jerks, either. How about yours?"
Julia NotMyLastname 8 years ago
The parents who act like that end up with the worst kids and don't even realize.
#28
Trustworthy People
Joe Dad 8 years ago
That's actually a good idea. So many molesters out there these days. Don't trust just anyone.
criminalgirl 8 years ago
Whaaaat???? so many molesters out there????? You made that sound like there is more "molesters" than decent humans!
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#29
And So It Begins
TomTomuan 4 years ago
Teenagers are the ones who lie to sleep in. Like I hate when little kids wake you up! Like b!tch shake me & yell “it’s morning!” 1 more time & you’re going to the hospital! But good thing I have locks on my door.
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Grayson Bailey 5 years ago
I don't like my kids waking up so I just make them go to bed at 10 then in the morning they wake up at 11:40
#30
Parenting Memes
Frances Petendra 2 years ago
Or the actual phone and discover he’s actually, somehow called long distance and is chattering away to a stranger….
Julie Julie 8 years ago
I don't even answer my own phone when it rings...
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#31
Leaving The House Without Kids
Lara-Andrea Beck 8 years ago
But we love them with all our heart, for our whole life anyway :)
Diána Túri 8 years ago
Aaaaand 5 minutes later you get a call to come home because daddy cant handle it. Gosh :D
#32
Parenting Memes
Savannah 8 years ago
So true, or when you hear your mom on the phone, acting all nice, and your like wtf your never that nice.
Carys Dotzler 4 years ago
Yep like moms talking to one of her friends and then the friend leaves and apparently you did something wrong so now as soon as the friend leaves your in trouble.
Lauren Southwood 8 years ago
I swear my neighbors think I'm insane.... I'm not a b!*$h... They are attempting to kill each other or themselves and I'm yelling at them to CUT IT OUT, ARE YOU INSANE, DO THAT AGAIN AND YOU GO ON THE NAUGHTY STEP!
#33
Come On Already!
Lauren Southwood 8 years ago
They don't appreciate when your being nice they just want to push you till you yell and then they cry that your mean....
Anja Henriksen 8 years ago
Completely my kid. He tell me he hate I'm yelling, and that I don't need to yell. Then I have to tell him I DO need to yell, beause he didn't hear it the 15 times I said it in a normal voice
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#34
You Don't Know Exhaustion
Zori the degu 8 years ago
That`s why I think I`ll never have kids. If it`s a tiring job you do mainly at home, it`s not for me. I barely stand homework and housework, I don`t need screaming kids.
Enea 8 years ago
Sounds legit. Better not have kids if you don’t want to. Thanks for sharing.
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Pobin Rice 8 years ago
....yeah they just work and have ACTUAL SOCIAL LIVES!!!!!!........the fools 😏
Featherking 2 years ago
My extreme insomnia, rheumatism, autism and ADHD tells you to go f*ck yourself.
Natascha Grasby 3 years ago
I was tired before having kids due to poor health. Now I have a kid, I’m no more tired, but I am more consistently tired.
#35
Moms Have Names, Too
Notchimine Mette 8 years ago
My nephew discovered this recently: "Why do you keep calling Dad, Neville?"
Sarah Sapphire 5 years ago
LOL i did that when i was a kid too. I was a smart baby (like i could do 26+15 in my head in kindergarten) and I told myself, "well my mum and dad must have been little kids like me and it's likely that their names weren't mum and dad." Except, smart as i was, i didn't put too much thought into it and what basically went through my head was "Mommy and Daddy prolly have names." so i went home, asked them, and they went well yeah we have names. I was so shocked at this though that it was almost like a trauma and i didnt speak for 3 days straight. my parents liked that. :'D
#36
Parenting Memes
#37
Daily Feelings
#38
Parenting Memes
Zoria Polunoczaja 8 years ago
Yes yes yes! We parents need at least one way to get some revenge, don't we?
The Cube Cat 8 years ago
My dad actually challenged himself to embarrass me at least once every single time we were out in public together
adoracat 8 years ago
Or as my son says "why do I have to be the mature one?" I tell him it's payback time ;)
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Alix BLAIR 5 years ago
hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#39
Just A Tiny Snack
Rhonda Conaway 8 years ago
Trader Joe's at Christmas time. Not Hershey'a but way better!
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Betsy Langston 3 years ago
Better yet, send it in the car with them. On a hot summer's day. At the end of the beach/lake trip.
StephnJake Hines-Hernandez 4 years ago
And then I'd be like... okay guess what! You're staying with mawmaw and poppop tonight! 😃🤣
#40
Creepy Kids
Lauren Southwood 8 years ago
This was me the other day when I was holding my sleeping baby and then she woke up without me noticing and then I noticed 😱
#41
Wrong Spoon
Maria Maria 2 years ago
That was my life for a number of years. My kids would literally only eat food off plates that were the right color and preferably that had their favorite superhero or princess.
Grayson Bailey 5 years ago
what does a spoon gotta do when your hungry do people eat spoons now?
#42
Having Multiple Children
#43
Personal Space
Crystllee 8 years ago
My son does this on purpose and loudly announces that I have failed my brake check.
Viktoria Vida 8 years ago
I always told my mom " hey your break lights are not working! "
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Sharon Tindall 8 years ago
When I got ill I told my toddling daughter not to follow me upstairs because "sometimes Mummy's leg stops working & I fall". Needless to say she did & I kicked her legs out from under her & she fell down (unharmed) 3 stairs. When she was 4yo & her schoolteacher wanted to talk about "feelings, she said, "I felt pain when my Mummy kicked me down the stairs" though without the surrounding story... obviously!!🙄😧😩
Lauren Southwood 8 years ago
I walk around the table with my youngest to get her to sleep and my oldest starts following me, making as much noise as possible, throwing things, pulling me, getting in my way and the rest because he thinks I won't shout at him cause id wake her or just doesn't want her to sleep....
#44
Entertain Yourself
Breanna Ardrey 3 years ago
Literally my house filled to the brim with toys, games, video games, books, movies, tablets.. Every & anything & it's never enough lol
GRACE WILSON 5 years ago
lol this was the only one so far that mad me laugh so hard i cried... only because its true🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#45
Parenting Memes
#46
Signature Forging
Sweep the Leg 8 years ago
I tried this once. Forged my mom's signature. Somehow, they figured out the cursive 8-year-old writing wasn't my mom.
Never2weird 8 years ago
I'm a kid. I tried that once about a month ago. Mom saw. Hello room! We're gonna be hanging out for the next hour coz I just attempted something stupid!
Anita Wolf 8 years ago
There is a song from a German singer song writer, in which this happens, the suspect with his parents are ordered to the principal's office. After scolding at the child, the principal turns to the parents expecting them to do the same, when the father says: certainly this is my signature, what do you think darling (turning to his wife)" she replies" most certainly, yes, I do recognize your cursive, colorful signature"
HumanBeing 8 years ago
I've done the same, only I can completely forge my parens signatures and the school falls for it... Ask my mom tho
Katarzyna Cz 8 years ago
when I was like 12, I was faking other childrens' parents signatures and get paid for it by the schoolmates ;) :P
#47
Parenting Memes
Lauren Southwood 8 years ago
My son came out with his hands like this, the midwives said, he thinks he's doctor evil. Lol
Lara-Andrea Beck 8 years ago
Same with my dog. Weekday: Going to bed early -> he'll sleep 9 hrs straight. Weekend: Going to bed ridiculously late -> he'll wake me up after 2 hrs...
#48
The Sound Of Silence
Nela Rothenbach 8 years ago
Best part about that is that you can get to be the cool aunt who has the good candy and toys.
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Libia Chavez 8 years ago
You have to have the noise first before you can appreciate the silence!
Rhonda Conaway 8 years ago
Very true. But you don't realize this until you actually have kids.
Grayson Bailey 5 years ago
I love having silence while the kids are with their grandma so peaceful
Notchimine Mette 8 years ago
That's why I am the Aunt. Sis escapes to my house every Friday. C**p...it's Friday today...!
#49
Talking Back
#50
Food Preferences
Kris Johnston 8 years ago
Yes Yes Yes! Especially when they refuse to eat a homecooked meal and whine for McDonald's instead!
#51
Screaming Contest
#52
Swaddling
Siân Nicholson 8 years ago
TF happened to baby number 2? Is that when they're left to their own means? 😂
MCMLXXIII 3 years ago
Um, yeah. That's why they are called "middle children". Ask my middle child all about how I don't know she exists
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Bel Panado 8 years ago
It's hard to be a middle child. You are not even mentioned in the meme. HAHAHA! *cries in the corner*
#53
Clipping Those Baby Nails
Pickles Driver 8 years ago
Cut my sons finger once, he cried for 10 seconds....I cried for 10 minutes
Ildiko Okido 8 years ago
I always cut their nails while they were sleeping. Worked like a charm.
Bunnies are better!! 8 years ago
Those fingers equal those tiny wires on a bomb. One false move, and you're dead
Jasmin Miralles 8 years ago
oh this is so true! I hate using baby nail clippers. I once hurt my little girl's finger using this and I cried so hard I threw the god damn clipper outside the window!
Shelli Aderman 2 years ago
YES! I actually gave my poor baby grrrrl a staph infection from doing so! https://flic.kr/p/aBhSM Thank Gd, she got better, but it messed me up for a long time! (She's 17 now, and I think, has forgiven me 🤣)
super luigicat 4 years ago (edited)
my pinkie finger got cut and i was just sitting there like 😵👍
Amber Dae Ingalls 8 years ago
That's why my step mom has always done my daughters. She's really good at doing the dogs and when we had birds clipping the birds wings, she's just good at this type of thing
Notchimine Mette 8 years ago
Yup. Sis cut half her kid's finger off the first time. He was 2 hours old...
#54
Diaper Change
Ophelia Brooks 8 years ago
Oh, it is, lol. It just really resembles a giant soaked diaper.
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#55
Parenting Memes
Grayson Bailey 5 years ago
this is exactly why I sell some of my kids toys if they don't want them I finished cleaning the living room then meanwhile my kids trashed the house and I was like GUYS! SERIOUSLY!!!
Miriam Urquiaga 8 years ago
yep, it is all your fault, limit toys to a number that you can handle
#56
Parenting Memes
Miriam Urquiaga 8 years ago
I fixed this problem, I will tell them like a hotel: "Kitchen is only open until 8 pm, pass that time you have to wait for breakfast"
#57
Parenting Memes
Cristi 8 years ago
I had a cat who loved fruit and did that. My kids, never. But they tried to steal and eat the catfood.
Dixon's Mama 8 years ago
As a young child, whenever my mom bought donuts, I would take a bite out of every single one. Drove my older brother nuts!
Shari H 8 years ago
If I'd have done that my mom would have beat me until I couldn't breathe.
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#58
Parenting Memes
Elizabeth Noske 4 years ago
After decades working in schools, I'm pleading with you all to please, PLEASE, PLEASE label every item of clothing, food and drink containers, bags, hats and pencil boxes. If you bought it, if you value it and if you want it to come home each day, you increase your chances 500% if everything your child takes to school has their name on it. The average lost property box in a school is worth hundreds of dollars in unclaimed items. I will take as much time as needed to return a named item to the child who lost it, but as a mother of three, it breaks my heart to put nearly new jumpers, hats and lunchboxes into the black hole of the lost proerty stash.
Eliana Mount 5 years ago
or WHY DO YOU HAVE A SOCK AND A SHOE BUT NOT THE OTHER PAIR!!! InExCuSeBlE
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Breanna Ardrey 3 years ago
Literally my struggle with redbull & wine just about every single day... Damn these mf's really get me
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Breanna Ardrey 3 years ago
I can honestly say that besides the regular bottle feeds the first year (with NO crying btw cuz I always had my s**t ready & slept with one ear always listening. The trick is to get them before they fully wake up!!) But both of my kids almost always slept through the night & typically woke up happy & ready to cuddle/play/watch Disney movies.. They are much more work now that they're 5 & 6 yo.
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super luigicat 4 years ago
oh man, if only all these boomers saw it from our side. AND what if it's actually something really cool eh?
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Breanna Ardrey 3 years ago (edited)
This happens WAY more often with the husband!!
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My family thinks my uterus is a homing device therefore I can locate ANYTHING from ANYWHERE including long distance.
Elizabeth Gutierrez 8 years ago
literally happens every single time my son wants to play the xbox.....his remote is bright red......
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Eliana Mount 5 years ago
does anyone know about studio c..... theres nothing about it in the comments....lok it up on youtube
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deathmetalpegasus12 4 years ago
same here but not just when I've talked back, it's kind of her all-purpose "remember your friggin manners" look xD
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TomTomuan 4 years ago
I never bring my kid to the grocery store just to avoid him laying down on the ground when he doesn’t get something he wants.
Breanna Ardrey 3 years ago
I'm not a person to judge or criticize other parents cuz we're all just doing the best we can, but if they legit fall to & lay on the ground in the store in a tantrum.. You literally pick them up, leave the cart & leave the store. THE ONLY WAY.
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Julie Hussain 8 years ago
My youngest daughter did this with a big jar of Vaseline! Took forever to clean up!
Star Bella 3 years ago
Exactly.my kid will raid the fridge for snacks another time cut his hair.or painted the wall with my makeup.
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Panda Showcase 2 years ago
centiple a (aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
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Denise Stark 8 years ago
I have 4. I Did get panicked too, four kids under 6? I don't know what I was thinking! I lived through it, they are all in their 30s now.
Oliver Gloxin 8 years ago
Well alright.... but then your husband is a billionaire, so you had lots of help ;-)
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Starlit Ledyard 3 years ago
i WAS going to be a mom of 3 but...I HAD TRIPLETS!?!?! and now i think WHY cruel worl WHY MEEE
Casey Hall-Green 8 years ago
If you don't have children and clearly by all of your previous comments don't like them then go and troll posts that are relevant to you... thanks
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Cassie 8 years ago
Me: You kids stop fighting! Kids: (frozen in mid punch/kick/wrestle) We're not fighting, Mom! Me: I don't care what you want to call it, make it stop.
Kate Baxter 8 years ago
In the tape recorder of every parents (and kid's) life. Doesn't matter what country or continent we are all saying the same thing!
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I'd be the one hiding in my room playing newgrounds games while my bros are beating the living s*** out of each other lol
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Kylie Boehner Shreves 4 years ago
If I ever tried to act like that I would’ve been taken to the bathroom for a butt whoopin’
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Nijlenna Rusty 3 years ago
In my case it's my kid first and then my husband asking if I'm going... Yet if say no, he won't be going either and just waits for me to go.
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Breanna Ardrey 3 years ago (edited)
Could not be more true! Except not sad/crying it's mad as hell lol especially when you go to them & they don't really want s**t!
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Ana Delatorre 8 years ago
I was in a dressing room when my 2 year old decided to run out under the curtain. I was torn between running out half naked or getting dressed and giving him a 1 min head start.
Anja Henriksen 8 years ago
Only my youngest had this tendency 'luckiky' but damn, I hate the toilets with the door too far from the toilet to make sure it doesn't happen
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Maggie Moriarty 4 years ago
And I’m on the young side.... just reached double digits and has a little sis
super luigicat 4 years ago
when babies exist, they don't think of much, they don't mean to upset you, because they're basically mindless. once they get to my age, 10, they're less babyish.
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Neurotic_Octopus 8 years ago
25 years later, I still suspect that my mom threw out my green Pound Puppy.... She denies it, but she won't look me in the eyes when she does :p
super luigicat 4 years ago
i lost an old puppy toy of mine, haven't seen it since i was 5 ;-; parents will never understand the mental value of old toys.
Kylie Boehner Shreves 4 years ago
I’m pretty sure my mom threw out my “bear friend” which is one of those blankets with the bear head attached. I missed that thing so much when I was little.
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Charmaine Hall 8 years ago
This is not a joke!! This will really happen to me if I wait for Kimberley Hall to clean her room !⏰⏰⏰
Maggie Moriarty 4 years ago
I’m young and I don’t clean 😐 I suspect my parents hate me for that
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Shari H 8 years ago
When I was a kid none of our things were allowed in moms room. Anything we left in there was immediately taken away and either thrown out or given away. The reason behind that was that as punishment we were sent to moms room; no toys, no tv, no entertainment. We could take a school book or homework, but nothing fun. If we had no school work we were to write a letter explaining why we were wrong. All the gods help you if you were a smartass about it.
Kiss Army 3 years ago
My parent's room was OFF LIMITS unless you were invited or told to go in for some reason and we never brought or toys and stuff in there. It was a respect thing. When our son was growing up, it was the same way. He came in if he had a would sleep with us if he had a bad dream or was sick or something but it was never a "play area" or him. Our cats are another story... they have no respect... they go where they want and do what they want and tolerate us living there because we feed them.
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Stellou 8 years ago
If you have instagram, I suggest you go follow "classicalfuck" they have absolutely hilarious classical painting memes!
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Maria Maria 2 years ago
I once had a date night with my husband while our daughter was little. It was only when l got home afterwards that l discovered the big lego piece in my bra.
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Maggie Moriarty 4 years ago
My parents don’t have to worry about that, they have a ten yo with a phone (me) and a 7 yo with Among Us (my sister) and we are pretty obedient when it comes to bedtime
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Bertha Garcia 8 years ago
This one is a lie. I literally spend a whole day taking care of my fever ridden mother. The next day she accuse me of pouring water on her. I had to change her shirt 4 times.
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Zori the degu 8 years ago
My parents have been making me and my sister clean our rooms and do at least little housework since the age of 5. I must say that we at least do something. I don`t understand why parents don`t tell the kids firmly to clean their room.
Cindy Lisa 8 years ago
"tell the kids firmly" hahahahaha!!!! You don't have children, clearly
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Lisa Rice 8 years ago
In between the tub of the washer, and the washer wall .... use a lingerie bag
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Judith Davidsen 8 years ago
Washing machines are lesser gods who demand the sacrifice of one sock per load.
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Kiss Army 3 years ago
I got my husband a new wallet for Father's Day one year and I put Best Buy, Starbucks and Barnes & Noble gift cards, as well as Paul McCartney concert tickets in the wallet. He opened the box, saw the wallet and said "Cool, a new wallet. I was getting close to needing one of those." Then he sat it aside. It took me forever to finally get him to open it!
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PattonPawter 5 years ago
They tested this on Mythbusters, it would logically have not been possible to fit both of them on
Darja Holm 8 years ago
Its not her fault, she is spoiled brat, but he should have fought a bit for himself
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Ophelia Brooks 8 years ago
Some parents keep a lock of it after the kid gets their first haircut.
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TheElementalGod️️ 2 years ago
*Raises both hands, plus a secret third hand*
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Neurotic_Octopus 8 years ago
Pffft, not just for moms, I feel like this every time I go to work...
super luigicat 4 years ago
i feel like this every day of my miserable hellscape of a life 😞
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Darja Holm 8 years ago
one of the hardest thing... I actually develop kind of a paranoia.. can't relax because all i can think is 'here it's coming.. any minute now..'
Ziva Kravdahl 4 years ago
Agree. Omg it's so terrible. My husband saying I am crazy because I'm going around and doing stuff just to walk. Because I got use to that when I sit, crying starts.
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super luigicat 4 years ago
my mom always lies about seeing things i made, i know so but she persists with it.
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Amanda Cariker 8 years ago
I was semi quoting the movie Oliver Twist....because the pic is from the movie.....
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Maggie Moriarty 4 years ago
I keep my water in my room, been doing that since I could do things for myself
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Nijlenna Rusty 3 years ago
Even worse: when you as a parent have to watch the kids of other parents at a kids birthday party, because they are getting drunk and don't want to watch their kids anymore.
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Joana Kirkilienė 8 years ago
You see yourself like this, but you actually look more like #3...
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super luigicat 4 years ago
EVERY NIGHT I FEEL LIKE THIS, NOT BECAUSE I'M A PARENT BUT BECAUSE I LIVE IN A FRESH HELL.
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Nijlenna Rusty 3 years ago
I'm a mother of 1, yet I don't listen to the advise of my mother, because it's not good. Why would I put bubble wrap around my child, just because he falls every now and then while playing!
Juanita Ludke 8 years ago
My daughter didn't listen to me much with her first, she had read all the new ideas and dismissed my tried and true (on 4 kids mom's you). But, she listens and takes my advice much more with her number 2 child.
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•The Comic Hero• 3 years ago
Well, right now I'm the youngest with 16, and we'll always let my mom sleep for more than three hours whenever she says "I'll take a 15-minute nap" so it depends lol
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Anuschka Van Der Veen Kramers 8 years ago
me too, the corks! they tend to go in and out with breathing. iiieeuuuwwww
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Susan Forbes 8 years ago
My friend's husband told me that in his country the "ooze" was called Number 11
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Sarah Storm 5 years ago
That was my sister. My parents were so confused because I would just disappear, and put myself to sleep, but my sister would be sprinting around yelling about how she didn't wanna sleep.
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Libia Chavez 8 years ago
Why should you have carpets in your bathroom, unless you have a housekeeper like they have in hotels.
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Chris Lopo 8 years ago
As the eldest brother at 20 with my youngest brother at 5 I know this all to well but with apple juice... god and I though my grandmothers basement smelt like a brewery (she makes church wine, buckets of it)
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Brynley Reckles 3 years ago
okay this ten year old kid really needs to leave please
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Kristen K 8 years ago
My mom told me that when I was a baby, she'd take a cheap shower curtain and put my high chair on it. That way, she could take my mess with her. Then again, she was a server, so she knew the struggle and how much she despised people who just left their giant messes without even trying to clean up a little and barely tipping.
Pamela Lopour 8 years ago
There is a special place in hell for people that leave a restaurant like this.
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Morgan Fairchild 3 years ago
The last part says "f*****g, s**t, goddamn it, b***h, m***********g toys"😊
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Lazy Panda 8 years ago
Yes! I was getting my own breakfast when I was 3! Of course at that time it was just a cereal bar or whatever, that kid looks like he's 11 and he needs mom to make him breakfast?!
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Addison Langler 4 years ago
well most kids like my self get hungry and need help getting breakfast
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Nyree Huh 8 years ago
i think my womb and ovaries have shrunk to the size of an atom, they shrink even more every time i read/ see/ hear of such posts and things.
Neva 8 years ago
You're hoping to get rid of them for free if you keep reading/seeing/hearing those on purpose? :-)
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Susan Forbes 8 years ago
Faking them out (in a nice way) so the surprise will be even better
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Amina Ktifi 8 years ago
Not true. Holidays are the time that I can exist with my kids without screaming, by not sobbing, or having a break down. Holidays are golden time when I'm not desperately trying to get them out of the house, on time and in a presentable state. I can enjoy them and BE with them. Pyjamas and unwashed teeth- who cares, it's the holidays. Am I wrong?
Katharina Scherf 8 years ago
Me too :) It is only "just be" and feel good.
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Maggie Moriarty 4 years ago
Holidays are the only times me and my parents can agree on. Every other day is a shitshow
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Mega Gay 🇺🇦 3 years ago
Um, I'm an insomniac teen, buy sure, I can't be that tired! I must be crazy!
Ben Lewellen 3 years ago
Ditto. Some nights this happens: Me: Ok, time to fall asleep My brain: Ok, time to fall asleep My parents: Ok, time to fall asleep The melatonin I took 15 seconds ago: Ok, time to fall asleep My body: No
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Maggie Moriarty 4 years ago
My parents would say it means ‘it hurts’, but now I know the real meaning. I use it a whole lot
Emily Woehler 3 years ago
ight bro we get it your ten and you cuss chill tf out
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Ben Lewellen 3 years ago
I just have regular insomnia, and it’s bad enough. I am starting to question if I really want to be a dad that badly.
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Socially Awkward 8 years ago
Caillou is the most annoying kids show in the universe.
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PyroKitty 6 years ago
I'm just a kid who's four, Each day I grow some more, I like exploring, I'm Caillou, So many things to do, Each day is something new, I'll share them with you, I'm Caillou, My world is turning, Changing each day, With mommy and daddy, I'm finding my way! Growing up is not so tough, 'Cept when i've had enough, But there's lots of fun stuff, I'm Caillou, Caillou, Caillou, I'm Caillou, That's me! ALL THE TIME And I was just the older sister (they've outgrown Caillou, but not the frickin' Loud House)
Maria Maria 2 years ago
Mine watched it over and over and over for what felt like YEARS. I can still hear the theme song in my head. But anything is better than Barney (although they regrettably watched that, too).
Star Bella 3 years ago
My kid love this show so much he'd made me repeat the episodes everyday all day .an love hearing along the song and singing to It.
Maggie Moriarty 4 years ago
Lmao i know u added this BEFORE Among Us, but the Teletubbies, out the fricking window. Among Us had TAKEN OVER
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