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Parenting is like trying to nail Jell-o to a wall–just when you think you’ve got it, something changes. The online platform Grown and Flown understands this all too well. With relatable posts, expert advice, and practical tips, it offers help on parenting tweens, teens, college students, and young adults. But we couldn’t possibly cover all that it offers, so we’ll focus here on the humorous insights it shares on its Instagram account. The content hilariously captures the chaos, triumphs, and surprises of raising older kids, blending humor with wisdom that provides a reason to laugh. Or a few!

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    Valegro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is far from being a "funny parenting joke"

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    Despite all the struggles mentioned in the pictures, the vast majority of parents say their role is enjoyable most (58%)–or all (25%)–of the time, according to Pew Research Center findings from 2022.

    Similarly, parents feel that raising kids is also rewarding most (44%)–or all (36%)–of the time.


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    Cee Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice kid who hopefully will go on to understand his gf/wife's workload and help out.

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    Serial pacifist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The olden days of concentration camp strategy in raising kids.

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    Mothers and fathers are pretty much equally likely to say that being a parent is enjoyable and rewarding, but a larger share of mothers than fathers say parenting is tiring (47% vs. 34%) and stressful (33% vs. 24%), at least most of the time.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this feeling all too well

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    XenoMurph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 51, some teenage lad walked past me a while back and complimented my trainers. I still don't know if he was being sarcastic or if I'm way cooler than I think.

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    Grown and Flown was created by moms, wives, and friends Mary Dell Harrington and Lisa Endlich Heffernan.

    Everything began while they were working alternate Tuesday mornings at their children’s school. After Mary Dell made the coffee and Lisa poured it, they bonded over the changes happening in their lives as their eldest sons were "on the threshold of walking out of [their] thresholds."

    Now, they cover a wide range of issues related to parenting teens and college students, such as high school, college admissions, and lessons learned from other parents and grandparents.


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    Rafael
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when I carried my baby brother for the last time. He was 25 and 95kg. My mom, my wife and his wife won't allow me to carry him anymore.

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    Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the opposite side: I was home from college for a holiday break and my dad forgot I was in the house.

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    whineygingercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby was 17. In the 60s, that was still considered a minor. So, technically, Johnny could've been ARRESTED.

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    The two collaborators also published the book Grown and Flown: How to Support Your Teen, Stay Close as a Family, and Raise Independent Adults.

    Mary Dell and Lisa jokingly said they speak in hushed tones when writing about their kids because, one day, they might retaliate by creating a website of their own.



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    According to a recent survey conducted by the Ohio State University Wexner Medical Center in Columbus, 66% of moms and dads feel the demands of parenthood sometimes, or frequently, leave them feeling isolated and lonely, while nearly 40% felt as though they have no one to support them in their parenting role.

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    A girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Axe should actually be named HAMMER

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    "Loneliness has been shown to affect both your physical and mental health,” said Kate Gawlik, DNP, associate clinical professor at The Ohio State University College of Nursing, a researcher on parental burnout and the mother of four young children. “So anything from cardiovascular disease to depression, anxiety, cognitive decline, even your immune system can be affected when you're lonely."

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    These humorous posts might not solve all your problems, but if they can help you connect with others and lighten the load, even just a little, then they’re definitely worth it.


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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forcing people to watch baseball is against the Geneva convention.

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    Mason Kronol
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin and I came straight home after a concert when I was only 19 or 20, she was 21. Her mom asked why we were home so early and not at the bars and why I hadn’t found a fake ID by then 😂 Damn we were good kids. And this was after seeing Motörhead, Primus, Metallica, Cheap Trick, Eddie Money…ya know, all the crazy ones.

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That right there is the 'Oh s**t' bar.

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    Astrid Sheffler-Sumpter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have 2 adult sons and 1 at 16. We have a very dry sarcastic humor and tease each other all the time. Best kids ever!!!

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    benstella
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making sure she doesn't say she said hi is kinda cute tbh!

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister and I learnt very quickly not to say we were bored in my parents earshot.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh but nothing in their eyes is better than nothing

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    Ariom Dahl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to forget the public telephone booth.

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    BewilderedBanana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the first tomato "to-mah-to" so it was very confusing... had to go back and re-read it as "to-may-to" and then it all made sense :)

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens every time and I never can do anything right by them

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    Mason Kronol
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read the book before I saw the movie when I was about 10 years old. I’ve seen the movie at least 50 times. My husband bought me the book for my 50th birthday. I still haven’t reread it because I would like to go back into the ocean one day.

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    Dee Rutherford
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter teaches college classes. She’s always saying this. If half the class shows up, she considers herself lucky.

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    Rafael
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hahahaha", said I, while staring at dried beet soup spots in my wall, in my TV and in (checks just in case) oh yeah, also the ceiling. And mine is only one year old! I'll paint the living room when he is old enough to help me.

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    Pernille
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flour and sugar both comes from plants so it is part of your six a day.

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    Manana Man
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least now we have an urban dictionary.

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    meow point1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing I find irritating about my dad is when there's something wrong with my clothes, he asks it as a question (e.g. "Is your shoe untied?") even when he knows it's true, so I just automatically assume the answer is no until proven otherwise.

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    BewilderedBanana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Careful, you could be charged with money laundering... i'll see myself out :)

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    Lailu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me, and I’m in my 30s. (To be fair, it’s how my mum’s and my sense of humour works.)

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    Helena
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah, not like private school is preparing them for the entirety of the real world. Working the drive thru will definitely give you a different view.

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    lovemy suffolk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't get them mixed up. You'll never hear the end of it.

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or that joining HS competitive cheer costs about the same, but spread out over 3 years. And the shoes, Lord, the shoes.

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    Bamamom2boys
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hubby and I celebrated when the youngest started driving and we didn't have to pick him up after late band events!

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-girlfriend that I also worked with telling me that I'm using the software at work wrong. I *wrote* the software at work.

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    ctbuchy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha, I told my kids for years (as a joke) "Whatever you do, don't bring shame on the family name!" so well done sir!

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    Scary Laugh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought myself my first EVER advent calendar last week. I will be 50 in a fortnight.

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    Katie Allen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and don't use Dr. Bronner's in a dishwasher!

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    Shelli Aderman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yes, and.. back then, we had to use a quarter. And we had a book for company.

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    Jim Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes, Mom. That was one time!"

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    Ariom Dahl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have a son, you leave leftovers in the fridge and expect them to be still there next day???

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That implies so many things. Can someone explain this to me?

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    Manana Man
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out the other side when they're 12? hahahahaha

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    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use periods at the end of my sentences all the time. So I must be extremely rude. /j

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    Marianne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is only 3, but I have a feeling that this is true for both ages: If you ask so many questions at once, they will not be able to process any of it.

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    Kari Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, they ARE often more up to date with traffic rules. I‘ve seen some people with very outdated knowledge…

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    A girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forks. What happened to all the forks?

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So using periods at the end of sentences is "rude" because reasons, but also they're super into punctuality? One more reason, well two actually, to be happily childfree.

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