50 Hilariously Relatable Memes From “Just Nihilist Things”

Its like the joke: "at weddings my aunts allways poked me in the side and smiled: you're next. They stopped since I did the same thing to them at furnerals."

I saw one wants that said at their funeral they want an attractive woman, dressed all in black with a veil, to stand at a distance and not talk to anyone, then to lay a single rose on the grave as everyone leaves and depart without speaking. Just so everyone thinks that they had something very mysterious going on. If I weren't married I would totally go for something like that, pay someone in advance and have the arrangements made.

At Roman Catholic funerals, it is obviously common to pray -among other things- the person who will be the next to follow the deceased. However, adding "let us look for that person and lead them on their path to faith" was rather special not just to me (not Roman Catholic).

Bury me at Make-out Creek!!!

I mighta laughed a little to hard at this 😂😂😂😂

Person to burglar: what are you doing in my living room? ---Looking for money.---oh great. Let me know when you find any!!

After breaking into my house, thieves left 50 bucks and a note saying nobody should live like this

Once a homeless approached me to beg for some money. I told him that he probably have more money than me, because I'm broke as well and i owe 10k to the bank 😕 I wasn't lying.

take the most expensive thing i own, medical debt lol

Also this 'saving humankind' thing. What for? I don't get it, we are not important inany given way.

Right. Will those preppers not just suffer longer in the end?

This! I said the same thing just the other day. Of course, that would make a short film, though.

If it were possible to " just pass away " then I wouldn't be here. I want to believe that I feel like this person, but I think in reality I would spend so much effort trying to save my family, that I would end up accidentally saving myself. Then when it's all over, I'd be kicking myself. And it's comments like this that make me glad no one I work with nose about board panda.

I live on the coast, so megatsunamis will get me. I can see the intellectual capitol of America down the street from my house, so there's a nuclear target. Barring either of those, climate change will eventually flood my neighborhood anyway. I'm good.

You can't hate yourself in the morning if you sleep till afternoon.

Anyone else have an intense feeling of existential dread every single morning? I love dreams so much more than real life. Even the nightmares.

Nailed it!

I don't hate myself in the morning, I feel sorry for myself

True

When you realize you should have started working and saving money at 10

Ouch, that hit a bit too close to home 👀

Don't watch those kind of documentaries. Go for the nature ones.

Just go to The Mysticmc.co discord and Minecraft server… everyone is 10x more toxic

Guh all I do now is get worked up until I have to lie in the fetal position and watch cartoons

Sitting on my bed, staring with an empty look in my eyes, with one sock on and one sock in my hand.

If I don't get at least an hour of quiet time and coffee when I wake up, it ruins my day.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Figuring out on which planet and in which era I woke up.

Going to bed

I quarantined before it was cool. 😎