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302 Weirdest Roommates That Are Impossible Not To Laugh At… Or Live With
Living with roommates has become the norm for many people, as house prices rise, and living alone just doesn't make financial sense anymore. Depending on your personality, it can either be a joy of shared fun, food, and life experiences, or a nightmare of unwashed dishes, bad smells and breached house rules.
Either way, the potential for some funny stories is ridiculously high. Jimmy Fallon has identified this and asked his viewers to send in their weirdest cohabitation stories, with predictably hilarious results.
From snail movers to underwear recyclers, this list full of weird people and their incredible stories compiled by Bored Panda will make you laugh, cry and cringe. Scroll down below to check the best tweets for yourself, and feel free to share your own stories on living together with someone in the comments!
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I would like to request more information about this story (Well specificly more information about chicken diapers to be honest)
First question comes to my mind - How do you dislocate someone else Knee?
Stealing a James Veitch joke. Poor form. https://youtu.be/f5d8pVg3Qtg
I see --- 1. Dedication. 2. Weird Talent 3. Very patient roommate.
Hell, and I have friends who are crying that they have no partner. Here people are crying for threesome. Good ol' days huh!
I feel this guys frustration though. House sharing with human beings who have no concept of the washing up of dirty tableware and kitchen wear is the single most infuriating thing in the world...
It happened with me as well once, only my partner response was, I was trying to wake you up by telepathy and then believed it to the core that telepathy actually worked as I woke up.
My ex bf said something similar to my dad when they met for the first time at a wedding. My dad didn't seem surprised so there's a lot he's not telling me from his time at uni
I replaced a couple pictures on my Bro's nightstand to my best friend's pics to prank her. She noticed immediatly and stayed in my room for the entire day. She still avoids him.
I have met many people who like to eat slightly burnt food which get stuck to side/bottom of pans etc. But this is a new level.
You should visit Indian hostels for such hacks. Innovation at its best..
Dear God what the f**k!?! Reading this felt like hearing nails down a blackboard with a backing track of a choir of high pitched crying, bratting, screaming children running around supermarkets
😳Must have looked like a bunch of invisible ghost penis' 👻 Not what I want to be looking at flapping in the wind at 1 in the morning personally.
that reminds me off Ross from friends and his "Unagi" from his Kara-tay class lol
I have washed clothes in the tub, but definitely not with the toilet scrubber.
I get the same thing with my roommate. It's like, 2 woman can live together and not be fing, and not everyone cares about dating LOL, we both work a lot LMFAO
Not changing clothes in front of a room mate while hearing every detail of their sex life is... Actually what room mates do.
Why down vote this? It's funny and relevant, which some of these definitely are not.
Consider the alternatives? Would you prefer that she be aroused by any of the weird stuff these other roommates do?
In India, Tinder is actually used for that by girls. Most of the girl's bio would read "Not here for hook ups".
Should have left her a hint one morning and an adult diaper on her nightstand
I have neighbours not roommates, I still use earplugs to get some peace and quiet
This should have more votes. How is a tweet about a husband farting in a car funnier than this?
you should of changed it to heavy metal half way through the year to scare them
Maybe he was "loving" his rice when no one could see (if you know what I mean (Nudge, nudge, say no more).
😂Well he never knew and you probably live on in his stories as a pot brownie legend 🙌
'so, hey you want one of my scabs to nibble at?' Is cause to move to another seat & find another room mate 🙊
i do this to my brother to see if he is home or not never realized that this might be confusing for him
Meh, for some people, nudity is a lot easier to be comfortable with than forming sentences and communicating thoughts... i had a friend who's one girlfriend refused to let him see her naked, but they'd have sex. So many odd mixes of what's "too much" or unacceptable for some people.
Isaiah 5:20 "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter." One of the first Grammar Nazis.
The saddest part may be that potatoes are primarily carbohydrates with only trace amounts of protein. 😕
That awkward 'heeeeyyy....... Youu..' Went on in this dudes apartment for over a year 😅
That's legit. It does feel like your head is going to explode, never mind the dizziness and being off-balance. Poor chick.
Maybe she thinks that's how you feed plants! Get her BabyBio for her birthday 😄
Surely if the pots and pans were dirty it would be better if she put them into the Culprits underwear drawers?
The opposite happened to me. Had a roommate whose gf who lived with us, she only had her own apartment so her parents would think she was still a virgin. I got along with her okay, and it was nice having a girl around (I was living with 3 guys). But for real, she had a huge super nice apartment, I would have happily traded with her!
TV random changes are usually low batteries in the remote, or you have a neighbour with a remote on the same setting. That and nothing else listed above is demonic possession I'm afraid!
It's hard enough to have a roommate, let alone one who talks about you and posts it on the internet for people to make fun of.
Yeah. It's better to be weird, than making fun of the people you live with! I've never had a roommate, but I'm sure it's a good survival strategy to be nice with people no matter how weird they are. I mean, they live with you in your quarters! What if your room mate weirdness is that he/she is a psychopath?! Ops. Sorry, my weird humour again...
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It's hard enough to have a roommate, let alone one who talks about you and posts it on the internet for people to make fun of.
Yeah. It's better to be weird, than making fun of the people you live with! I've never had a roommate, but I'm sure it's a good survival strategy to be nice with people no matter how weird they are. I mean, they live with you in your quarters! What if your room mate weirdness is that he/she is a psychopath?! Ops. Sorry, my weird humour again...
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