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45 Times Jerks Got What They Deserved By Getting ‘Destroyed’ In The Comments (New Pics)
As long as people throw around some questionable bits of wisdom like it's no big deal, we have the unofficial karma police, aka ‘murderers by words.’ Except murder by words has nothing to with violence, weapons, or blood, which makes the act inherently peaceful, yet brutally powerful.
It’s because the fight is fueled by words, but not by any words. I mean witty, well-argued, and solid arguments that pierce straight through misinformation, fake news, and any other online BS that's so prominent these days. The targets can be anyone from Covid deniers to anti-vaxers to flat earthers and extreme right Trump supporters who support the Capitol riots or similar bursts of terror. And when the words come back, they do so with double the initial power.
Thanks to the prominent corner of Reddit known as the subreddit “Murdered By Words,” the karma evening selection of putdowns, clapbacks, and counter-arguments are in to show that everything you utter in this world can come back to you. Psst! Part 1 of the post with people who got brutally shut down is available here.
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You Dense Mother ---!
Due For Some Good Luck Eventually
Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is
Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.
"I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't,' and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."
But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.
Dammit George!
Sarah Has Been Reported Dead
Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too
I'm very much against violence towards women, but Katie Hopkins might have turned out to be a more worthwhile human being if she'd been punched in the face a little more often for saying things like this.
This Belongs Here
Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult
Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any
I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07
All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?
I love this chicks reply. This woman was told multiple times to stop or they WILL SHOOT HER!! Just because she was a woman and in the service does not mean she does not need to comply with the law. My niece is retired from the Marines and I would say the exact same thing if she were dumb enough to do what this woman did, thankfully my niece has common sense. It sucks she was killed but she broke into a FEDERAL BUILDING WITH SECRET SERVICE AND POLICE AND MILITARY OFFICERS!!!!
Pray Away The Gay
I guess it will take another 200 years before idiots understand that you can't "pray the gay away." But "therapy camps" are indeed perfect locations for gay people to meet each other. And it's true: Covid deniers often are homophobes, racists, sexists and white supremacists who also believe in practically every conspiracy theory they can find.
Such Delicate Snowflakes
Kindness is the easiest and the hardest quality depending on who has to show it
Cow Goes Moo
if they seriously didnt know only female cows give milk i-. smh
I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine
Nobody knows what's in a hotdog either, but I bet they've eaten one of those.
And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics
Men are afraid of being rejected. Women are afraid of being killed.
Grandmothers Are Overrated
I Love It
'murica, Heck Yeah!
In America, the customer is expected to pay the workers through tips.
Hits It Right On The Nose
The Nerve Of The Man!
I can’t wait for this guys reaction to Trumps biography then. Sure it’ll be written in crayon and printed on orange paper but that s**t will have a million i’s in it because it’ll be all me, me, me.
Who Need Vaccine
The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me
In Luxembourg, teachers and most of state essential workers (bus drivers etc) are paid between 4000 and 7000 euro a month. An it’s formidable
Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense
Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have
It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable
Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store
He Is Right!
I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless
the fact that the dude has 6.9k upvotes but the person who clapped-back only has 1.1k upvotes is very sad.
Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry
Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!
They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour
This was probably the stupidest complaint about Star Wars I’ve seen, and that’s saying a lot
Yeah. There are a lot of genuine complaint about "boob armor" (see all WoW armour for women). But this was a good example not a bad one.
Load More Replies...Ever notice how neither Donald or Daisy Duck are wearing any pants. Life was much more simple back then.
Honestly this is some of the better female armour!!! No boob socks, cutouts. It's actually functional and non-sexualized.
Exactly. This is not "boob armour" this is just armour designed for the female body.
Load More Replies...Yeah, you'd never find an example of "sexualised" armour for men, now, would you? codpiece-6...43157.jpeg
Wow, this one assumes you get a hardon from all the killing.
Load More Replies...Yeah, not all the Mandalorians were men-there were a lot of women
Load More Replies...“Boob armour”?? 😂 it’s a breast plate just like the dude’s you dolt. 😂
chest armour to protect your chest , amazingly women have BREASTS ( Google it ) so armour needs to take these into account
I just googled "breasts". Weird...
Load More Replies...I hate to be like this, but I think I would have to interfere. In the middle ages, breast plates with breasts would be stupid, since it would allow a sword or spear to fokus into the middle, where it would penetrate the metal. The aim was to have the blows deflect sideways and outwards. On modern equipment, swords and spears are no longer an issue. Bullets don't deflect but hit you straight on, with massive force, therefore padding is more important. I've never seen the mandalorian, so can't say anything in this case. Also, I've never worn a bullet proof vest, so can't speak of comfort either. What I'm trying to say is: don't mix apples and pears.
So you are advocating for a mono-boob look? But in that regard, even the male Mando armor is bad because it has "pectoral" plates and has a cleft in between. Both sets of armor have the central wreak spot. You are right about medieval armor, but women would still need space for boobs otherwise the bottom would have to be bulked up so the armor can rest properly on the stomach area.
Load More Replies...I liked the armor - it’s not as aggressively booby as in some video games. It looks like good armor for a woman.
also, bonus points for female armor not being bikini, like many games >_> like, what is that going to shield from hits? Pubes are not THAT important...
Load More Replies...It probably would make more sense for chest plates not to have individual boob armor but rather, a single outward curve that allows extra room for both men and women's chests. Bc as Linus Nilsson pointed out below, breast plates with individual breasts are not very practical for deflecting blows.
That is true in a sword setting. In SW it really doesnt matter because they are blocking energy not blades. But yeah in other contexts you would be right.
Load More Replies...People who want to take offense will take offense for anything and everything.
To be fair is a valid complaint if you're using edged weapons as it deflects strikes toward your heart. Less valid if you're deflecting blaster bolts.
I do think they all have a point, it should be shaped to best deflect things, whatever that may be, and perhaps inside have different padding and shape
The boob armor should be very thick.breasts are sensitive..if I get tapped accidentally I will literally wince in pain
really tho would this lady like to try on chest-plates made for someone that has a less protruding chest, it's the same thing as clothes they have a bigger chest area for a reason.
it's not even actual boob armor, it's the same shape as the male version, just sticking out a bit more
plus, they'd be going a lot f*****g slower if the girls were just flopping about in there. It's, I assume, having your balls attached to your chest, but bigger and floppier and softer and maybe just as sensitive.
Perhaps we guys ought be have'n female pants, so's are gentlemenly parts are nicely squeezed. Ouch a lot.
This one isn't dumb actually, it's true. Armour doesn't need to fit breasts, since they are squishy after all. And the inward dent right over the breastbone would actually be dangerous if someone hit you there. That's why arnour in the middle ages wasn't fit to outline the male body either but was made to have a good amount of space between armour and chest. The only reason there are female "breast armours" in the Mandalorian and other shows is to make the women remain sex objects.
Also stop with the superfluous apostrophes!! Its plural not possessive !!!!!!! X#@;$$*
(Apologies, this just makes me nuts when I see at all the time...😅)
Load More Replies...Does she know that armour in the past was actually made 'unisex' with a tun of space in the breast area because it was comfortable to move in? Sure, women did not use it that often but it does not mean they could not use it. Have a look at this video, should explain it with better details → https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBtvS5yhTA8
Most armour is already only made to fit a certain shape of male body. Most of everything is only designed to fit or be used by males. Even The Pill was tested on men
The OP is repeating a complaint about fantasy games, comics, etc: It makes no sense for armor to be concave to follow the contours of breasts. This directs any weapon towards the wearer. Presumably, the Mandalorians are armored to protect against laser blasts, so I'm not sure the complaint applies here.
even then, you want to direct energy reflection / any armor evaporating from that hit AWAY from yourself, not towards another part of your own armor.
Load More Replies..."Boob armour" is way more safe and comfortable when you have boobs than the regular one. Just saying.
That's not even "boob armor". I'm sure she's played plenty of video games where the female characters had armor that made it look like their boobs were dipped in metal. That's boob armor and it is ridiculous in a practical sense. As is the chainmail bikini. :-D
Load More Replies...The original poster was correct, whether on men or women, real armour doesn’t have boob shaped chest plates because it would be less protective. Armour doesn’t need boobs. Not misogyny just physics.
Where would boobs go inside armor if there isn't space for them? I don't understand your comment. And why would making room for boobs mean it was less protective?
Load More Replies...Female armor was always almost identical to men's armor, without hypersexualization and extreme curves.
On the other hand, back in 2017 the Romanian Army designed and adopted body armour specifically for women after quite a few complaints that the standard plate carrier was very uncomfortable for female anatomy, so that is definitely a thing. You can see it here: inquam-pho...-77520.jpg
Load More Replies...Mbw And Accurate ! 1 - 0
How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit
She is absolutely a terrorist. And a douchebag. And now she’s dead. Stupid is as stupid does.
1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!
Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About
Seriously, people should wear masks at flu season. I’ve never been so healthy as I was the last year. When I get sick it can drag out for months (I’m not exactly healthy) and I have disabled friends who could die from a cold. If anything, Corona proved that we should keep in wearing masks and washing our hands, even after it’s over
Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back
Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella
World population 1820 around 1 billion, 2020 nearly 8 billions. Partly thanks to vaccines.
I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken
Just Wow
It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People
Be gentle. You can't expect a person such as this, to strain the few brain cells they actually possess by thinking, do you?
Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments
👉 The entire f*cking west of China is a political mess. (edit)👉Just look at Chinese Traditional Medicine for ONE second.
Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?
How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?
These people only thrive because other people give them the power. Take that away and they have nothing to offer to society
Lions Don’t Wear Masks
Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown
He's Not Wrong You Know
Then Why Get A Dog?
I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe
It's okay, those women have their essential oils and healing crystals to protect them.
Well, Yes, But Not Really, No
Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There
An Extra Large Serving Of Reality
When Military Is More Important Than Health Care
The USA is paying a lot of money for their military inorder to protect themselves from themselves. They go out start something and when people fight back, they want to call it terrorism. They have killed so many civillians around the world because they didn't like how other countries run their own countries.
Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado
I Am The Lord, Thy God
You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer
I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too
A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse
Regardless of how tired and weary you look and feel all health workers a beautiful and none have glowed even more during the pandemic. Hopefully, this vaccine will see an end to the strain and you can all get some well earned rest.
Seriously, Just Stop
Dad, Daddy, Daddy-O
Reverse Card
If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First
What? I can just decide to not be gay? It was just as simple all along, while my parents disowned me and my classmates raped and bullied me in high school? Stupid me!
Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?
Yes, Sit Down, Please
Just leave nurses and doctors alone right now they don't have the energy to deal with you shithead
It's A Valid Question, Dave
Dave would still deny Covid if all his family died because of it. To him, it would be a government plot where everyone was told they had died of Covid, but in reality they all died because of heartfailure or something else.
One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies
And also a strong contestant for a Darwin Award. Ever tried pulling a gun on police officer? Of course you haven't, that's why you are alive and reading this.
Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!
wonder if Matt Walsh also feels Trader Joe's discriminates against him if he is asked to wear a mask...
I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though
I doubt he'll have to force her to get a divorce. She's probably already on the phone to her lawyer.
Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There
Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist
As a 45yr old woman who has struggled with ADHD my entire life and was put on Adderall I can say it has saved my life. This will act as a hyper stimulant if you do not actually have ADHD and regulate you if you do. This is why people get all hyped up when they are on it because it can't properly do the job it was made for. I for one am all for putting someone on it if they are properly diagnosed with ADHD.
Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!
yeah but if he takes his meds then the reptilians will show elon musk their new mixtape and then do a gay pride parade at the pentagon and we can't have that /s
Murdered By Math
It's quite amazing how Trump fans always find ways to play down their and Trump's atrocities. How they have no problem to twist facts and even totally deny what their Führer said barely one minute ago. " Trump: "Democrats want anarchy, they really do, and they don't know who they're playing with, folks. " His fans: "He didn't say that, It was a joke, it was sarcasm, he didn't mean it."
Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game
Soooo, the person is trying to limit access to specific content based on the user's race..? Sounds an awful lot like racism to me...
On A R/Niceguys Post
He's like what scarecrows do, but for women and it actually works. Coincidentally, there is a large congregation of women in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues
What A Spoon
Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram
Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub
But still, I wouldn't want to play all the Metal Gear games just to understand the last one. ok, bad example, that series does not make any sense anyway.
Chipping In To Say Stupid Things
Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?
The saddest part of this is that a lot of families in the US do not have the money to pay for groceries to cook a decent healthy meal, but HAVE to use fastfood to feed the family.
See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her
Found The Murder Weapon
Isn't this a British cop? Where we don't have easy access to firearms ... swords would be a potential murder weapon
"Oh No, I've Upset Stadia User #9"
He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word
Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire
Grandma With The Savage Comeback!
Bathing Is Important
Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People
I don't know how I feel here. People should absolutely feel comfortable in their bodies as long as they are happy and healthy, but it is true that obesity is a health issue, especially in America.
What about LisaGaming. LisaGaming destroyed peoples Bloxburg houses and recorded it to YouTube. The First time she covered up her username but the second time she forgot to and got banned from Bloxburg forever and what about ThatVeganTeacher who has done to many bad things to name here and now for the passed few months she has gotten dragged by both YouTube and TikTok their are YouTube Channels dedicated to making fun of ThatVeganTeacher this list should be more inclusive to non normie and let us add stuff. By the time I made this ThatVeganTeacher is still both YouTube and TikToks punching bag and she deserves it.
What about LisaGaming. LisaGaming destroyed peoples Bloxburg houses and recorded it to YouTube. The First time she covered up her username but the second time she forgot to and got banned from Bloxburg forever and what about ThatVeganTeacher who has done to many bad things to name here and now for the passed few months she has gotten dragged by both YouTube and TikTok their are YouTube Channels dedicated to making fun of ThatVeganTeacher this list should be more inclusive to non normie and let us add stuff. By the time I made this ThatVeganTeacher is still both YouTube and TikToks punching bag and she deserves it.