Apparently, Jamie Lee Curtis phoned her mum, Janet Leigh up on her (Jamie's) birthday, imitate labour pains, a smack, and a baby crying. No other dialogue was involved. And that's how she acknowledged her mum!

Taking notes.....

Whenever someone asks me that i wonder how they got on the cliff in the first place...

She is right

And deer perverts, and especially perverted deer! It's a cute way to say she wants you to be safe ^-^

I like your mother!

Oh dear mum...

Why are these things never said quietly?

This is hilarious!!

Now Jodi we understand you're jealous of your sister's new haircut but there's no reason to deny her existence like that.

Its mom-instincts. There was a guy driving with his kid with his head totally out of the window the other day in the opposite direction of me and before I knew what I was doing I was yelling at him to put his head back in the car! So I get that it just pops out.

That's a good mom. I'll tell my son the same when he's older.

Excuse me what?

I knew I'd find at least one I'd heard from mine in here!

Haha that is kind of cute tho

Burn...sassy moms are the best.

mom joke...why isn't that a thing?

Probably yeah

Mum doesn't understand modern day design

I love this! My mother-in-law says this sort of stuff all the time too.

I am sure I will be like this some day, probably sooner than I think. Back in my day etc etc XD

She is not wrong

Big Bang Theory?

May I plagiarize?

Clever

Gwyneth Paltrow sells them. Lol.

Welp at least sheis encouraging... not in the best way tho lol

Almost spit out my apple juice laughing at this

My grandmother did the same with her osteoporosis pill Boniva. She used to call it her "Sally Fields pill" cause she did the commercials! Lol!

Super cringy that the mom in insinuating that her some has a "big package"

One, he was shot in Dallas, not Austin. Two, Are you famous? (I'm just joking)

We went to the Grand Canyon and it was snowing in Flagstaff. The Grand Canyon has some snow on it, but it melted by mid day. We were walking back to our car when it started to hail, even though we expected snow. When my mom figured what is was she says, "It's the thing! Not the thing!" (she said it in French, but I don't know how to spell it.) We still make fun about it.

We used to call someone who left the door open a church visitor. I suppose it is because church doors are always open here.

As a kid I always wondered this.

I'm sure the next message was "now that you know where it is, call your mother more often"

I think you need a q-tip. I'm sure she said van, not hand!!

My mum once introduced me to a friend of hers we happen to meet in a shop "Hi, oh yes, this is my daughter, she doesn't always look this terrible, she's been ill"

Except they're 17!

Agnostic is not a religion; the other three are.

This is a thing though...

My mum does this on facebook posts!

My mother-in-law advised my wife to rub her neck upwards from her chest to the tip of her chin really quickly one hand at a time. Apparently, this is to combat double or wrinkly chins. When she does it, she looks like a squirrel.

oof.

Don't all? unless there close even tho sometimes their the worst

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Wait, what? In what app can android users not like a comment?

You don't get expelled for that..plus I don't believe it happened. Isn't that some joke floating around the internet?

Quite embarrassing...

too much chemicals!

That means she had u at 2 or 1 I dunno

We have bicken churgers instead of chicken burgers for this same reason.

And we have pork lions, because my son asked if they were really made of lions.....

Then there is the Moflex.....

I still make fun of my boyfriend for this very same scenario. He thought LA Fitness was a fancy French gym.

Yup, my mom says that too.