100 Silly And Unhinged Screenshots That Perfectly Capture Internet Humor

"Wealth is when you can tell anybody to 'F*ck off' without worries."

I am with this person.

That's my level of rich, and it's very nice!

Those sort of rich people are out there, you never know about them because they're not flaunting how rich they are all the time.

YES!

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It's honest and he's willing to pay something, If I was such a woman I'd give them away for free

He should definitely pay her a good price. THEN tell the husband she gave all the tools away to a person who can take care of his s#*t.

Sooo thievery is applauded now, got it.

And seats for those "I overestimated how long I can shop for" moments.

My local op shops have started doing this, which is fantastic!

#LifeGoals

This was me in the last several years working for corporate America. Just leave me to my job - but no, HR required some sort of learning or stretching for “personal enrichment.” F that sh1t.

In that case I'd avoid the United States for starters.

Absolutely. Little hellions need to be taught early not to be cruel to animals.

What a little f*ck face! Be kind to animals!

That's fine as long as you don't boil the water first. /s

Keep your pets out of other people's yards. Just because it's a cat doesn't mean it gets to roam the neighborhood Stacy!

That sounds like right. A fat person can be the happiest person in the world and the world is still like "Okay but you're still ~FAT~ so it doesn't count."

Have they not heard of the Jolly (Green) Giant?

Agatha Christie got her inspiration for new m****r ideas while washing the dishes.

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In every job that must be done there is an element of fun - M. Poppins

What about mutton? Fluffy chicken??

Confirms my take that marketing/PR/advertising is just brainwashing lies by another name.

My mother tried this with me when I was young. I hated steak but loved chicken, so she told me the steak she gave me was "bovine chicken". I took a bite then told her she was a liar and refused to eat anymore.

I had my niece convinced of so many things.

LOL 'beach chimken' I'm dying LOOOOL

Ba-dum tsss! Oh, you already did that bit. ;-)

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That’s brutal 🤣

Lol, p***k. But still lol.

You talk to actual people at customer service? 😵‍💫

That would be me, ma'am!

Had similar experience. Lady just straight away asked for manager. As per procedure I was obliged to ask why, was there something I can help her. She was calm, but said literally: pal, you are not paid enough to listen what I'm about to unleash, so please here's my details and get me someone higher up, so you can have nice day 😃

That reminds me of when one of my friends had their first baby. They sent out cards for people to mark what they would like the baby to call them as they grew up. Another of my friends wrote 'Sir Nathan'. I don't know if it has actually been used as his title, because I haven't seen any of them for a few years, but it always makes me smile to think about.

😂

They suspected that you have the right amount of "no money". And the extreme urge to save your credit score, no matter what (Who needs TWO kidneys anyway?!).

You know they use your money to lend to other people in the interim and give you limits to how much cash you have access to.

I have questions...

At least they know he's not a flight risk....

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I used to send my husband flowers at work. He loved it.

Stupid BP hid my comment again.

Seriously: why not? (Potentially unrequited kinks aside)

Better them than me (unless it's chocolate *gluten free*, but then again, the two times I've been given chocolate by a guy, I just felt awkward and wished they hadn't)