“Mother Of Sarcasm”: 80 Funny Posts That Show Humanity Shares One Collective Brain Cell
Lately, it's hard to scroll on the internet without wondering where this crazy world is heading. And I don't think anyone has a reliable answer just yet. So what if this time, instead of making sense of it, we embrace the absurd and laugh?
The Facebook page 'Mother Of Sarcasm' is a good place to start. It's dedicated to exposing humanity's collective stupidity, as stated in the page's "About" section, and shares memes that prove we have no idea what we're doing and oftentimes aren't even trying, either. How did we get so far?
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The Oscar events were always accompanied by "special presentations " at invitational events so they could watch the nominees. The entire event was always BS
If I had 62 billion dollars I'd use them to buy many houses in my town, rent them for ridiculously low prices and make housing affordable. Couldn't resist helping people in need in this way and many others. I would absolutely crash the market for those trying to profit off others so it'd have a larger scale effect too. I would however do almost all of this online and I'd go outside for walks but always in peaceful silence. I'd throw away my phone and keep only a landline to never be contacted when I haven't decided I'm available.
America the Great.................................Great what is yet to be determined.
If you're struggling and want to eat healthy, the basis of your meals should be: carrots, onions, rice, pasta, lentils and beans. Get a small bottle of spices each month or every two months, a bottle of oil or if it's too expensive coconut milk. If you or your friends go to a fast food, save the ketchup packets (when you're struggling, embarrassing ketchup is better than nothing). My food budget used to be 40€/month living in France with this technique 8 years ago. I know prices have gone up, but they're still the cheapest basic items I see. The spices are not super cheap but you need taste to not fall back into chips and coke.
I've eaten nice things there but on the other hand my life hasn't been the same since someone told me that I should try Frey Bentos because it's nice and tasty. I have tried it, I wouldn't give it to a dog. So, British food can definitely be good but there is at least one British guy whose palate cannot be trusted.
Not that the fish building isn't awesome, but for more traditional buildings, Sagrada Familia will be completed next year after being 144 years under construction. They still do need a few more years for the statues and stuff, but still
I don't even have a triangle of friends, let alone a circle.
I am strongly of the opinion that an education is never a waste of time. The problem in the US is that you will be paying for it for the rest of your life instead of being able to actually use that education.
Good God is this true. I got more work thrown at me because the new kid "forgot" to do something. I was speechless
I'm currently testing getting freelance, in a seasonal activity. I can hibernate in the winter. It's not perfect rn because it's the first year so I had to rush-prepare everything, I've just finished my website but I still had enough to live if not much more this year, so with the website and a better network I think I can be onto something. What I'd def recommend though is being born a millionaire.
Someday you'll be the old newbie watching the new newbie working this through.
As the child of my parents and no god, I'll notice this doesn't seem to contain an ID, so I can safely take it to the nearest town hall. Such an amount of money is fishy, so there's a good chance the people who lost it won't ask for it, and after three years it will legally be mine.
vlc player. free and awesome media player (for windows) for decades!
Roof over your head, electricity, a presumably working laptop, a clean(?) bed. A lot of people would be more than happy with this setup.
I have felt like this since 2001. You know when in 2001.
We lied to our son about his 4th birthday, because we were on holiday in France and wanted to go to Disneyland Paris. That day was a public holiday in the UK and it would have been full of fwit uk tourists. Good call.
And according to probability, at least two of those 23 stabbers were likely to have the same birthday.
Every time a salesperson tries to convince me I need a 'smart' item, my reply is "I have no desire to know what my fridge in Michigan is doing when I'm in Miami. Or the car salesman : "Sorry, but this unit only has a driver info center rather than an 8" screen"..."if you retract your apology, you will make a sale"..he did.
Is Europe bigger than the US? Answer in my reply that BP hides because helpful URLs distract from scam job URLs.
Unpopular opinion but Rose and Jack didn't really love each other and they wouldn't have lasted, given that Rose was only 17, cheating on her fiancé and they'd only known each other for two days.
Why do women think they need the world to revolved around them for an entire day/week just because that was the day they got squeezed out of mom's cooter?
I saw a post once that said "I wanted to order takeout tonight and realized my mom was right. We do have food at home."
Captain Kirk destroying evil computers with just talking to them vibes
Absolutely not. This is manosphere bollocks. Being harassed by a wealthy man is no less humiliating, intimidating, and dehumanising than being harassed by a poor one. The differences between harassment and flirting are about consent, something that still seems incredibly hard to understand for a lot of people.
I usually mix it up between "boyfriend" and "partner", because I find both inadequate as a descriptor. Boyfriend rings juvenile and too casual. Partner is impersonal and ambiguous. But I can think of no viable alternative.
