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There is nothing like a good meme in this day and age to help get you through the day. After all, humor is the best medicine, but it’s also a pretty good feeling to know that thousands of people out there might feel the same way as you. 

The “Queen Betch Memes” Instagram page is dedicated to sharing hilarious, chaotic, and relatable posts. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites, and be sure to share your own thoughts, experiences, and ideas in the comments section below. 

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Khavrinen
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We've been working on it for centuries with so little noticeable improvement, it seemed like time to try something different.

Sonja
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AI is fine if you accept it's limitations and use it as a tool. But companies want to use it instead of paying a human and that's why they so desperately try to make it work although every scientist working on it already told them that's not gonna happen. They can assist humans and take over some tedious parts of our work, but they can't replace us. At the end of the day AI is still just an algorithm and the last bit of understanding that makes the difference cannot be programmed.

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Jacob B.
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let natural selection take its course?

Anya Beboop
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only it were that simple with humans but it's not. Tools/tech mean a dumb person can have almost the same odds of survival and passing on genes as most other people.

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Leonard Hamers
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

let's start at the top with the orange bully

Mike F
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Be careful, that's like using Voldemort's name out loud!

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Id row
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are. We're leaning into it and doubling down.

DRMAGDN
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm digging the Don't being written with a Q: DQN'T (prob written by AI)

HT-ZX
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the truth of the nature: Intelligence has limits. Stupidity doesn't!

Lotekguy
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Premium
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alas, what we've done with the internet is make stupid more easily contagious.

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snitches get glitches

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Lauren. It's comments like this that make BP worthwhile. Thank you.

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    Russell Rieckenberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually YOU can tell Google to blur you or your property on Google maps.

    LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typo… I think you meant to say, “Google ain’t no snitch!”

    Ann Coffman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Google ain't no insert-expletive-here snitch." Fixed it.

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    Lucky2BAlive
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one person who DIDNT want to be on Google Earth - which makes me think, when they capture a prison recreation area, do the prisoners all wave?

    Candid Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean he's not hard to spot, running down the middle of the road with his shackles on.

    Tristan J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, they track everything from your pocket

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google will absolutely snitch. They'll just show the cops this censored version of the picture until they pay up.

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    Cereal Box
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please book this kid a speaking tour?

    Pamelot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great retort! Like your username. 😁

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    Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is a fib. 100 percent this kid woulda said cake.. or ice cream.. or ice cream cake

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at least chose ‘grown up’ over ‘grown man’ 😂 that little tit bit, I’ve never heard a toddler say ‘grown man’ with context

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    diana king
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a load of c**p. No 3 year old said that

    Pink Princess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it. It's a basic sentence they've probably picked up from adults

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    Franz The Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh, I have a three year old at home who could say this. They pick it up, and repeat it. So I get the sceptism, but I believe this.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's a super articulate 3 year old. The most astute thing mine ever said about his father was "Daddy tooted".

    Steve Eaton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trumpeted or farted? We curious ones need to know.

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    Sharkfin6
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad's gonna remember that when kiddo needs pick up from school. "They got legs, they can walk."

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    As “every day” and perhaps “dumb” as they might seem, memes are an all-in-all fascinating concept. Simply put, it’s an element of culture, usually a thing with some meaning attached to it, that gets passed from person to person like a viral infection. The internet has simply allowed this to happen a lot faster.

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    At the same time, the ability to create and spread memes so quickly also contributes to their lack of longevity. Most memes come and go in a matter of months if not weeks, as formats and topics change and evolve. 

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    Anya Beboop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former alcoholic, nah. Found out I didn't even 'want' to get drunk and it was all for unhealthy coping 🙃

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I've always wanted to vomit at McDonald's and break my arm on the driveway.

    Anxious Aardvark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pair of 60+ year olds had a dinner party in a rural community. Around 2am the party broke up. One guest got loaded into a wheelbarrow and taken down the road, roughly a mile, to their place, where the garage door was opened, the wheelbarrow set down, and a horse blanket tossed over him. He takes the teasing about it with a grin.

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alcoholics will say anything to excuse their addiction

    Kzincat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed too hard at this one.

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like someone looking to blame people

    BWC
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. And/or excuse their own bad behavior.

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    Rosie Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunk words are sober thoughts.

    James Peek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure I didn't want to wake up naked on some random lawn, with my clothes spread down the street....but it did give me a good reason to quit drinking.

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    Another Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked as a temp for a temporary company that the insurance outsourced it paperwork to. I was just regular admin, but the of the workers who talked to the doctors about claims informed me that the instructions that came down the line from the insurance company were, “deny, deny, deny, deny, until the doctors screams some more, does a c**p-load more of paperwork, and then maybe approve it.” I kid you not. If you still think universal healthcare is a bad idea, please don’t get seriously ill.

    leendadll
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Con confirm. I worked ar a large HMO, sitting next to the approval dept. I've since told many people, "just keep calling & complaining", cause approvals largely deoended on the mood of the rep. A huge claim was approved the day the CEO got to work and found an investigative tv show waiting in hos pffice. *Poof*... approved.

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    Sherman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try needing a referral to a cardiologist after being in the ER.. but the ER refers you to a doctor out of your network that you COULD NEVER AFFORD... so you call your PCP for a referral to a doctor you already found in your network but they need to see you in the office to make sure you actually need to see this cardiologist.. but they can't get you in for 3 weeks... so you call the ER to see if they'll change their referral... they say no bc they don't "work w/ those doctors" (bc they have contracts n don't make money if they don't) all the while I was just in the hospital for heart issues at the age of 30 n my cardiac enzymes are way high n this isn't something that can be put off.... but I literally don't have a choice to wait or go to a different ER n hope they'll write me a referral to a doctor in my network.. except I already used my "1 ER visit coverage" for the year... so it will cost me thousands minimum. Welcome to America.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so much utter bull c**p with every doctor, admin and other all chasing dollars while a patient is in critical need, I can't conceive of this, it's inhumane. My mum went in with a heart attack, stayed a week and a half, had consults in hospital, scans, MRIs, everything you can think of plus the 24 hour monitoring, diet and blood tests...she is also diabetic. Ended up transferred to another hospital because she could get a bypass done the quickest there, spent another 2 weeks there, post OP came back to the original hospital 8 more days. Nobody looked at the dollars, nobody needed to, it was all covered in the public health system. All the doctors, nurses and specialists had to do was their job which was to save her life and they did God bless every one of them.

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    robin aldrich
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insurance (continued): okay, She does need it, but we're not going to cover it.....

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The NHS does this too. I am allergic to the generic asthma inhalers, and this IS listed on my file. But every time, they issue me with generic albuterol. Every. Time. And yet, when I point out they're wasting money by messing around and issuing the wrong thing, they just won't hear it.

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    Susan Robinson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently dealing with this for my seizure medication ☹️

    AgingBull
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea that simply making something profit based makes it better is a farce.

    Tee Pussi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insurance company asking the doctor instead of a doctor they've paid is the real joke here.

    Islandchild
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr: you have this medical condition, hands over prescription. Pharmacy fills prescription Insurance company: oh you can't have that medication for that condition but you can have it for a common symptom of that condition's lack of treatment. Me: what?! Insurance company: it's our policy and we must follow our policy. Me: who wrote the policy? Insurance company: it's a secret.

    I'm bad at nicknames
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally in this hell right now. The added bonus is that the Dr's office says I have no medication benefits and the insurance company won't let me see my benefits because it's a 3rd party through COBRA. So, who knows if I can take a different medication.

    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, how about this? My daughter turned 18, she still had 7 months of high school left. Our insurance company denied her ADHD meds because they don't cover it for adults!

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    Andrew Read
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common sense isn’t all that common, unfortunately

    Canandelabra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's dumb is that we are taught to expect it in the first place. I could have been saved a lot of frustration lol

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep your expectations of other people abysmally low and they will hardly ever disappoint.

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    Meyrin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, I've just accepted that everyone don't until the can prove otherwise. It's more peaceful

    Beeps
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I report this post? They’ve clearly copied it word for word from my secret diary. 📔

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, cause common sense doesn't exist. Thinking everyone else has the same knowledge as yourself is one of the most privelaged things in the world.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's true and a fact people really don't like to hear. We all know what we've been taught to know. Not more, not less. This includes being a social, reasonable human being.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I tend to have higher expectations of people that usually aren't met.

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you ASSUME, you make an ... wait, can I say that on BP?

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I very rarely assume that, and I get mad *because* they don't.

    Kat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes almost daily!

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    Often, memes are a classic way to convey in-jokes in a community. After all, most professions, areas, fandoms, and demographics all have meme pages set up specifically for their own use. Remember, a core component of memes are the common points of reference, that allow most people to get the necessary information out of what often amounts to an image and a little bit of text. 

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    Betta Fish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    amen to what? He is dealing with stress and fatigue at work, working long hours and being away from you so he can buy the food? It goes both ways, traditionally, men go out and work, and it can be really difficult and painful, and women can make it a comfortable living environment and prepare a meal. (or vice versa, that's just most common) it's balanced, and you can't have one without the other.

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    CanadianDimes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he’ll have to learn to cook for himself?

    tw 72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...or learn to cook for BOTH of you so you don't have to do it all the time

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    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the cook in the family...

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he comes from a culture where there's social value in being capable of serving a tasty meal, even for a man.

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we could do without the misandry and people could share the cooking and cleaning responsibilities?

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go ahead form a line, ill wait.... oh oh no takers hmmm

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Target is talking like you died of dysentery on the Oregon trail!

    Bozo B. Clown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, let's hope no j@çk@$$ kids turn this awful journey into a game one day...

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    Jaq Jack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The checkout camera adds ten chins

    Dorothy Reiser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in the mirror: Hi mom.

    Audra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have this problem cuz my mirror only reminds me of how unpretty I am therefore I don't go anywhere! 😃

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That Target self-checkout camera is brutal! It makes me look like overweight Gollum for some reason.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t think it can be proven, but I’m 99% sure security cameras use some sort of undisclosed anti-filter filters.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mirror has never ever told me I was "Lookin' good."

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I expertly groomed and dressed. The vision in the mirror was fantastic. And then I saw myself in the restroom mirror under fluorescent lights and thought I'd died and forgot to lie down.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T'was brillig and the slithy toves did gire and gimble in the wabe.

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    Canandelabra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok wait! I've never considered winning therapy. This changes things.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You win when you become the therapist's therapist

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    Jaq Jack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, my brother won therapy. His therapist cried about all the things he told her. He’s doing good though. I’m proud of him.

    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won therapy by having my therapist tell me that I should consider becoming a therapist and also write a book 🤷‍♀️

    Jakoe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. I was told that I was to self aware, and that there wasn't a whole lot they could do

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    pineapple87
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like I'm winning whenever I can make my therapist laugh. She's my primary test audience for things I eventually plan to use for a comedy set.

    Tyranamar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My therapist made me change to the couch facing away from her bc I was trying to make her laugh too much when we faced each other.

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    michael Chock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had to wait until my therapist stopped crying about my situation.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, same here. On the positive side, it gave me validation that I wasn't blowing things out of proportion and that I definitely needed to be in therapy. 🤣

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    sturmwesen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the urge to paint a relationship map for mine so she can keep up

    Knitting Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents had five girls and they gave us names that are so similar sounding I have to name them by number and where they live when I talk about them in therapy.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it comes to therapists, I've had the good, the bad, and the ugly, but one of them was such a freak that I left thinking: damn, I'm normal. She actually kept pushing her chair further and further from me in small, little motions. Her face was so screwed up I thought she might projectile vomit at any moment. I think she chose the wrong field to enter.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think almost everybody in the psychology/psychiatry field got into it to find out what was wrong with themselves

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    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My therapist moved from New York to Scotland! He said it was for his wife's job, but come on

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The British comedian Harry Secoumbe once, (allegedly), drove three psychiatrists to nervous breakdowns. HOORAY FOR COMEDY!

    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last week my therapist asked me about self care. I said, "I brush my teeth! What more is there?" I was raised by a mother who taught me the only way you can feel good about yourself is if you are doing something for someone else. Self care is selfish.

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    The idea of a meme as a sort of virus is actually quite old. Indeed, the very word, at least as we know it today, comes from Richard Dawkins's 1976 bookThe Selfish Gene.” He was arguing about aspects of culture that are passed around, mutating and changing, but keeping a recognizable form. But it would only be around the time of the internet when memes truly took off. 

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    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always annoys me that we can sleep wrong. Seriously, body, how is that so difficult?

    Rosie Red
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why not wake us up to say we're sleepy wrong instead of letting us lay in the position for hours?

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    Alicia M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ears actually "fall asleep" if I sleep on one side too long. I previously didn't know this was possible, but the cartilage part of my outer ear becomes numb and I can't feel it.

    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I still haven't figured out how I can sleep on my foot/ankle wrong but I still occasionally get up and have trouble walking on it.

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this keep happening?

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't take 8 hours for that to happen to me.

    Agent Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even sure a comfortable sleeping position exists for me any more.

    Kylie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here I was thinking I was the only person this happens to. What a relief.

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, who the hell is able to see inside my head like that?

    similarly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember writing this ...

    Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be the summarized, cliff note version of my autobiography.

    Louby Of Morrowind
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see posts like these and realise I'm not alone. It feels lonely most of the time when every night is like this. It's comforting to know that it's not just me and I'm not broken. Just human

    Seanette Blaylock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are definitely not alone. Just look at other comments to see your, I mean OUR, people.

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    Sandy D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This describes my life exactly. Such fun

    K_Tx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there cameras in my home? Soooo relatable!

    kankle_banger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all have no idea how much this post resonates with me right now.

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    Krd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cutest deadly pack of murder-mittens you will ever see! 😍

    Linda Riebel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor mom! SIX little bandits.....

    we don't talk about me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a video of a cheetah who tried to steal some Cheetos

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mummy cheetah has the best eyeliner

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to rub them and see if they leave my fingers an orange colour.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a lotta babies she's taking care of.... keep 'em safe momma

    Keisha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cutest family of Murder Mittens !!!

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    #13

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    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often look for people's fb posts that are more than 10 years old- and will make random comments or likes....

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Moved across the country from my family and they can only get a hold of me via email. It's a life goal achieved

    Violet1854
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man is who I aspire to be, IF I didn’t have all this nonsense I need to take care of :/

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for the heads-up, kiddo - I'll avoid you even better now... :-) love and misses, Unc.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I love this. I may do this in the future.

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    Furby KING
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *pulls out notes* ahhhhh yyyyeeesssss

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t be part of the problem… BE THE WHOLE PROBLEM

    8Yorkies-and-33cats
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some ideas on how to make the problem even problem-ier!

    H G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be a part of the problem, be the entire problem.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody that knows me can proudly say: If they need a problem I am there for them

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in good trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.”_ John Lewis

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the problem to all of your solutions.

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be the problem, you always meant to be ✊🏼

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called a siesta and it's fancy

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or we forgot to get ice cream while we were out earlier.

    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they are out against their will. lol

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is incorrect. If you see them out after 7pm, they had a nap earlier in the day. If they're out after 9pm there were TWO naps.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've learned 2 things from my cats. 1: the value of a good stretch, and 2: the value of a good nap!!!

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am lucky enough to live somewhere with great public transport and moved to the suburbs before having kids, so if I meet up with my friends in town, I can have a wee nap on the U-Bahn on the way in. 30 minutes later, refreshed and ready to party!

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternatively, we just *might* have slept till 1 PM...

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    Y A Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or as the Polish say, "The struggle continues."

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried it, I sounded rather threatening. I'm keeping it

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The horrors persist, but I am one of them."

    Lady Vader
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone asks me if I'm living the dream, I say "yep, Freddy Krueger is about to walk in any second now!"

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fancy hamster. a fan-ster

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say "One of these days I'll wake up out of this nightmare into my real life!!". 😫

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always answer: Dreaming the life.

    Skip62
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have to remember that one.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, a Barbie convertible for my hamster...

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    Ash
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My doc was like, "you should reduce how much cholesterol you eat. like, eggs, butter, cheese..." After thinking about it, I have determined that cholesterol must be what God put in food to make it taste good, and that I would rather die young and happy than old and miserable.

    Stephen Andrews
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for enabling me. Also, cheese makes me happy which releases endorphins which lowers cortisol levels so it’s good for me.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you quit [fill in your personal vice] you'll add 5-10 years to your life. Sure, but it'll feel like 50 years because you've given up what little joy you had in your life.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Universe is constantly expanding. I'm gaining weight just to hold my position.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American cheese paradox ... you can eat and yet not eat your cheese at the same time.

    Violet1854
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U deserve cheese only for that philosophy

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    nm (he/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer to be an unhappy rich than an unhappy poor.

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd at least like the chance to try both before making a call

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    Witch with a B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father always said " I've been rich, and I've been poor. Rich is better."

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah having had the wealth and loosing it all, I found that it’ was better in general, less stress, social leisure’s, never worried about food or rent etc and even the banks treat you better, whereas, as a ‘regular Joe’ (that’s what I call it and not in a mean way, I came from poverty) they treat me like c**p (I changed banks for that) and stuff sucks when you’re broke and can’t afford things.

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    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen anyone board first class. They always go through a different door so they don't have to mix with my kind.

    Tee Pussi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't mean they're happy though

    Y A Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it can get you a better class of misery.

    Sonja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't matter if money can buy happiness, we still need it and people should be paid fairly, fullstop. Wether it makes them happy or not, has absolutely no importance to the fact that they need money to fully participate in our modern society and pay their bills. So yes, money doesn't buy happiness, but don't let people fool you into believing that this matters in any way. That's not why we want and need more money.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tears of laughter maybe as they observe the unwashed rabid hordes line up to be jammed into cattle class.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But crying in a Mercedes is probably damn comfy

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Mercedes seats are actually quite firm. Lincolns have the softest and most comfy seats I’ve ever sat on. Way more comfortable than luxury or ultra luxury cars. I used to only drive Mercedes as my personal cars and I used to SOB in my car every day because my boyfriend got schizophrenia and was abusing me.

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    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don’t fly enough. You can be miserable and wealthy. Money does not fix relationships, familial or romantic. And it doesn’t bring dead or sick people back to health. It’s just better to be rich and sad than poor and sad.

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    Kel_how
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snow White's stepmom was mad that a child was prettier than she was and tried to poison said child.

    Clio Cherry-Pulay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ursula tricked a child into going to a strange place where she could barley walk, knew nobody, and couldn’t speak for the purpose of turning her into an emaciated shrimp to bride her father.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judge Frollo? He basically nearly burned a whole city down because he was horny

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And general genocide on the gypsies, pocketing church funds (he did dress super fancy compared to other church dudes) and holding a human captive against their will in a bell tower 😂

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    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaston went full angry frankenstein mob because "his" girl liked some cursed dude

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, OP never watched earlier Disney movies because some of the characters caused nightmares.

    Lilybdcsa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women make better villains, hands down!

    Breeezy78
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord farquad in Shrek turned nomma bear into a rug

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How has nobody mentioned Mother Gothal, yet? She kidnapped a baby, brainwashed her, kept her imprisoned, and then stabbed her boyfriend when she tried to escape, all because she wanted to be young and pretty.

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    Ropre
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Dr. Sprankle got his family name because some great, great grandfather was known for always spraining his ankle??? 😂

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cow boys."

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hawks. The drive to my Mum's house (now gone; the house, luckily not the Mum) with my guy (sadly gone a year) didn't officially start until someone pointed out the first hawk flying overhead to my nature-loving guy. Silly stuff, meaningless really. What I wouldn't give as they say.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, I remember going on a walk with my friend who had 3 toddlers at the time. (It was just me and her on that particular walk). And every time just about anything happened, she felt the need to enthusiastically point it out to me: “Oh loooooook, an aeroplane!!!!!” ✈️ it was really funny.

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, only she was not excited about random dogs on the street.

    AMaureen Dance
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't need that negativity in your life.

    Foxglove🇮🇪
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend and I were going away for the weekend, her husband was dropping us to the train station. I unthinkingly automatically "baaaa-d" when we passed the field of sheep, husband and son nearly wet themselves laughing 🤣🤣

    Marja Berisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horses must be pointed at as well, with appropriate audio appreciation included.

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    Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a vicious cycle really, but curious how they got this photo of me?

    trinity armor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how'd did they get a photo of you and why do I have a copy in my basement?

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    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak, and my flesh needs sleep

    Gwen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention that the wallet is empty!

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    Ashlie Dearest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For most, it's a matter of "been there, done that.". Nothing is worth leaving the house for, anymore, these days. 🤷

    Mark Johanen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had many days when I get up in the morning and say, Today I am going to do A and B and C and D. And by the end of the day I'm maybe half way through A.

    Vadertime
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or sit on the couch and watch TV

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Travel is exhausting for some people, I am some people.

    Norah Reilly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lovin' the little bathrobe.

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    Lauren S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have absolutely thought this. Wondered if a psych hospital would allow me to sleep enough.

    Neffla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not in my experience, they have to check in on you regularly (was initially every 15 mins then every hour) and at night shine a torch in your face to ensure you're still breathing. Also initially you get a room next to the nurses' station which is always noisy and hectic. Plus emergency alarms going off all the time. And that's if you're lucky enough to be in a good hospital with rooms, can't imagine what being in a ward must be like.

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    Jaq Jack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a breakdown in my early 20s. I was going through so much c**p that it was like a vacation. I just laid there, ate meds and read books. I used to smoke so they gave me patches and gum. I felt safe and taken care of for the first time since I was 8.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...then at the end of it the American Indian guy can throw the water fountain through the window and we can escape. Or did I dream that?

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of a staycation it's a craycation

    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have inquired about this at my therapist. They told me there's no peace and quiet because there are other people there going through *gestures vaguely* things

    Salty.Hag
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends, there was peace and quiet in my ward, except the nights the one guy Nate wanted to either sing opera or go around the floor insulting staff. The nights Nate didn't sleep no one slept, but it wasn't bad.

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    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so real talk, i have been reliably informed that being in a psych unit is HELL. like, you're not allowed to sleep with your hands under the blankets and if they catch you with your hands under the blankets, they will wake you up. All night long. That kind of thing. NOT a good vacation. ...However, you COULD do like Agatha Christie, disappear to a remote bed and breakfast for three days, and when you get back, claim you were in a fugue state, and leave your biographers to wonder about it for decades! Win win win!

    Salty.Hag
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true, I slept wrapped like a burrito every single night. Being in the psych unit wasn't hell at all. It was entertaining as hell, ate good food (and as much as I wanted) slept as long as I wanted, we had tv with all streaming apps and even had craft activities which were really fun. Depends where you go and I was in a state psych ward so it wasn't anything special, but yes it was a vacation for sure. I was able to forget the bullshet of the outside world and not worry about anything. Most people I've spoken to that have been in one have told me it's been a chill experience for them.

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    cerinamroth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, I seriously considered a Mama/Kind Kur (a holiday for new mums and their babies or young kids paid for by health insurance) because I was having serious problems after my second child was born. But when I thought about lots of people making me do what they thought was right for me and knowing what the German system is like with its penchant for unproven remedies and bracing sports (plus the likelihood of other judgy mums), I gave it a wide berth and got myself some "normal therapy" instead. I think it was a good choice ;-)

    Duxall Inarow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's put it this way. If you *need* to sleep, I will make *sure* you sleep.

    Patty Latimer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly if you don’t have insurance they kick you out when time is up. Until then though you’re behind locked doors where you’re safe from most of the population

    Ray Davis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DO NOT DO THIS! IT IS HORRIBLE! AND YOU WILL NOT SLEEP...AT ALL! (Been there, done that.)

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    UndertaleLover (She/Her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they have PTSD from an incident involving a Great Dane coming into their house and eating the leftover Taco Bell that was on the table. Said Great Dane then proceeded to bark very loudly and wake up the OP, who was taking a nap. They thought that there was some sort of wild animal in the house, so they hid under the covers. The dog then left and OP checked the security cameras to see what it was. The OP then got angry because they were saving that Taco Bell for later. Since that day, they have never liked dogs.

    Minecraft_Chicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just an example. Nothing out of the ordinary

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    saw & order
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t care much for dogs. Not that I actively dislike them or anything, I just think they’re too much and I don’t ever want one. To each their own, I suppose.

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty much my attitude towards dogs.

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    Surenu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My earliest childhood memory is a dog trying to rip my face off, only stopped an inch from said face because the owner decided to grab the leash after all. So yeah, I am not really a dog person because of that.

    Eastendbird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, came here to say: was bitten by the neighbours' dog as a child. Happy for other people to have dogs, I'll admire them from a distance, thank you.

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    MP Deco
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry....not a dog person here, too needy....gimme a cat any day!!

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just don’t like dogs. I prefer cats. I would never own a dog.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and I’m kinda sick of people preaching ‘if you don’t like dogs you’re a bad person’ etc or that people who prefer cats, hate on dogs like anti cat people would on cats etc.

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    Farnzy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My partner is a kind, generous, loving man, but he wasn't allowed to have any pets as a kid because his sister had allergies. As a result he's never formed a relationship with an animal and to this day he's ambivalent towards them. Sweet to them and kind, but still doesn't understand what that bond is like. Let your kids have pets, people! Even a fish for heaven's sake!

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like dogs but I'm not blind to their faults. And the types that are renowned for their ability to kill can do one. There are plenty of breeds out there that need a loving home who can learn to behave and don't have the weight and strength to kill. Personally, having a mainly carnivorous pet while I try to reduce my meat consumption for the sake of the environment would be ridiculous.

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or cats ....there's still a fear or superstition about cats, it seems.

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And too many people who think they are like dogs in the aspect of training or socialising with them, cats are very misunderstood by non cat freaks

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    Charity Angel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll raise you a life-threatening allergy

    Louisa Spoke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve had plastic surgery because my face was badly bitten by a beagle. I still love dogs. The dog that bit me was going through menopause and needed HRT. I understand her very well now as I’m post menopausal.

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    Pedantic Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why even ask an eight year old this question? Or any age?

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I think it’s so creepy when adults do that boyfriend / girlfriend thing to small children.

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm, 8 year olds don't have 'boyfriends' and I'd be worried if they did. Perhaps not to ask such a question?

    egg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of kids in like 2nd to 3rd grade had “girlfriends” that they actually didn’t like and just said they were “dating” the aunt was probably just joking or messing around with the niece not meaning in a serious way

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    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the hell thinks an 8 year old will be dating?

    Nimitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this written by Dane Cook's secret account?

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um.. sweetie... if you're telling me girls DON'T fart.. you're , um, lying...

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And most of them never grow out of that.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this a pretty typical reaction for an 8 year old though?

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    Saj
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a quick learner. She will go far....

    Pud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better they learn early

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    Chickens are fluffy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My singing in the shower might as well summon demons

    AMaureen Dance
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time I was singing in the shower, and my husband ran in, thinking I'd fallen and was screaming for help.

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    H G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I go to he'll, they better turn the heat up. I get so easily cold....

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It tough to wash the dangly bits when they are trying to retreat from the cold water.

    Joanne Earle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes so long for the water to get hot upstairs that my showers are always lukewarm. And that's after starting the water, then making the bed, grabbing my clothes, putting books away, etc. By the time the water is getting hot'ish, I'm done with my shower.

    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad for the skin but good for the soul

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually take cool showers myself. Because my hormones already keep my body hotter than hell. If I used hot water I'd probably set the house on fire. Getting old is super fun! ;)

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chat away with your demons, but call someone when you hear them making suggestions.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A bast of cold water at the end of a shower is good for you." No. No it is not. It makes me aaaarrrrgggh.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats y i slowly cool it down throughout the shower

    jmdirks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a special place in he!! for people that use random capital letters in a sentence.

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    jonesnori
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are positive in a way! Most of them end in the perpetrator being brought to justice, after all. That can be very satisfying.

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but there are quite a number of unsolved ones that get shown on TV!

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    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m kind of annoyingly happy and positive and I love those murder documentaries

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife watches so much true crime that I sometimes have nightmares. I always try and watch something that is funny before I fall asleep to clear my thoughts. But I refuse to watch anything about children. One time one episode had to be turned off after watching a mother on the stand after murdering her children, her evilness forever frightened me and made me sick to my stomach.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good to remind yourself that things could be worse

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *brutally murders dozens of innocent villagers in Minecraft*

    Pandasizing World Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These shows make me feel better about myself. Same with shows about hoarders. Thank God, these does not go me!

    Puppy Dancing!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some psychologists recommend thinking of the worst that could happen to feel better. That is all you are doing

    Charity Angel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Substitute "manmade disasters", and this is absolutely me. Planes & trains mostly. I like seeing exactly how things went wrong, and how the investigators figure it all out.

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    Farnzy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hit myself in the face when my brush got caught on my shirt the other day. The immediate anger I felt made my partner laugh lol

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also when I stub my toe, it makes me angry.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why, but this just caught me right and I am sneezing after laughing so hard.

    DRMAGDN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself" ~ Siblings since the 70s

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to hang upside down but fell & fractured my skull again!

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you try to pull your blanket up at night...

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I trip and walk in to the things all the time. Then I swear at myself like "Goddammit Upstaged why are you so stupid??".

    Lou Cam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else nearly put their eye out when brushing their teeth? Like your arm slips and then poke! The toothpaste burns too...

    Highwaytozen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that, and then when my friend couldn't understand how it had happened I demonstrated and punched myself again. Dubble whammy!

    Cin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was sewing & stabbed my finger with the needle twice & screamed "F**K YOU WH0RE!" at myself each time.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: *hits self* "Oh you wanna go? Come on then! let's go! You and me right here right n- oh. Right."

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    Stephen Andrews
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did just that for our 9 year old Shih Tzu. 2 years later, she’s happier and has more pep in her step.

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that. I truly thought our old Husky was on her way out until we got a new puppy. Suddenly she's got new life and giving daily martial arts lessons.

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    Anya Beboop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good for anxious dogs and many other pets like cats to get the enrichment they need. It is a specific kind of companionship.

    sturmwesen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lou would approve of his own CKC spaniel. I don't. But he would.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for brief periods, usually due to the death of a pet, I always made sure my animals had companions.

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been thinking this lately. My cat needs a cat.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Said my aunt, as she adopted her fourth dog.

    Laura Gillette
    Community Member
    5 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had to get our cat a cat because he was always annoyed that we couldn't run as fast as him when he wanted to play tag with us. He'd come up and bop us with a paw and run off, and as we were just making it across the room, he'd come walking back from the other side of the house, like, "what's taking you so long?" Anyway, now we have two cats and they chase and wrassle each other. And he grooms her, but she's not allowed to groom HIM, he gets very offended when she tries.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't everyone get a pet for their pet?

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi, will you be opening the building tomorrow? I'm four hundred miles away on holiday, Joyce!......Is that a no then? You bet your dumb a$$ it's a no.

    gijeff58
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Army radio conversation: "Bravo 39 come in over", "This is Bravo 39 over", Roger 39 we need you to move into line of fire to provide cover", "this is Bravo 39, repeat, your coming in broken and stupid, over!"

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After 8pm, I didn't take calls from my customers. Whatever's bothering you will wait until morning. I'm on my time now.

    Dee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter and me talk like that. She sees my new clothes/ jewelry/ home decor, takes a breath, ready to ask and I'm like 'Nope it's mine, I just got it.' 'Aww, Mom...'

    Mark Johanen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once when I left on vacation the company gave me a form to fill out that featured the question, "Number we can call in case of emergency". I wrote "911".

    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saturday is time and a half. Sunday is double pay, If you're unionized.

    Keisha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No,you never responded on your time off. Not in text and certainly not in a phone conversation.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't read it. Block them until Monday morning.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me it's toddler videos. They're SO cute. I watch them when that now grown toddler rolls his eyes at me. ;)

    Nom nom nom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! I have so many pics and videos of My cat and dog . But please save them on a computer somewhere so that is not lost when your phone gets busted

    Amanda W
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google Photos can save them all. I have many many years backed up

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha you don't have expandable storage!

    Laura
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. But with me it’s my cats

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    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Tucker Carlson's full range of expressions

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My face when I'm posting comments here! ????

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m pretty sure me making faces and playing peek-a-boo has something to do with it. Why do we not consider it odd to engage stranger babies?

    Michelle my Belle.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Engaging with stranger babies is one of my favorite things. Ok all babies actually, but that's not what we were talking about.

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    Ash
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    babies stare at anything that looks like a human face. it's instinct. before their eyesight is developed, they will stare at random objects that look vaguely like a human face. they're like facebook trying to tag random background items in your photos.

    Lou Cam
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes this is true. Anyone who's studies child development or psychology will have read about studies of presenting face like objects to babies and measuring how long babies with gaze at them. People with high contrast faces are liked the best (dark skin / light hair or light skin / dark hair).

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    Farnzy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I played peek-a-boo with a kid in the car across from me yesterday and it was THE cutest thing! I was waiting for my groceries and noticed him peaking out from behind the seat in front of him in his car so I immediately ducked and he laughed when I came back up. Eventually his dad noticed and they both started playing it. Made my day!

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have green hair. I either get this face: 😳, or this face: 😮, from babies. No in between

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear glasses, and always thought it was because the babies saw the faces of a baby (themselves) reflected in the lenses and were fascinated by them.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember reading when I was studying psychology and childhood psychology that glasses? I'll look it up again but it's because they think that the person wearing glasses has big eyes.

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    Megan Pippenger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Met my friends’ twins this past weekend. One of them started staring at me before I even had a chance to interact with him, and then he got super adorably smiley and happy when I did start engaging with him. Nothing quite so magical as getting a baby to smile at you 😭

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did they come to this conclusion? Did they interview babies?

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In actual studies they measure how long a baby looks at something. How they decided this meant they find people beautiful idk. I know if you show them a red ball, then a red ball, then a red ball, then a blue ball. They stare longer at the blue ball because it surprised them/they weren’t expecting it. I always thought the more logical interpretation was that they found whatever they were staring at interesting. Not good, not bad, just interesting. I mean people stare at car wrecks and I don’t think any of us find them beautiful, but they do pull our attention.

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    Ray Davis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their first moment in observing a Looney Tune character talking nonsense and making faces.

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    Cereal Box
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why you got jelly legs lil' cat??

    Din Legaspi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I know this cat, his name is Arkira and he's here from the Philippines. The reason he sits like that is because he has a problem with his lower body. He has an fb page, you can see how much his human loves him.

    Pud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! What's not to love!!!? 💖

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    Beeps
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else feel bad when they tear the crinkly paper? I know they’re just gonna throw it in the bin after my appointment, but I still feel bad that I’m unable to simply sit on it without my stupid a*s tearing it. Just me?

    Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when cats sit like this, I've only seen it in pictures tho. Would love to be able to train my cat to sit this way or at least see another cat doing it in person.

    BatPhace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the only reason he's sitting like this is because something is wrong with his legs 😐

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    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 10 minutes? Jeesh usually it's an hour or more

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse part, since the pandemic NO MAGAZINES to while away the interminable waiting.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate that!!! They get a coffee break and stay for a donut and I get frozen and paranoid!

    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I hate that paper! I always end up ripping it either bc it’s fragile and I can’t sit still or deliberately rip it out of boredom

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must've watched that Futurama episode. "Technically correct."

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    wowbagger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With an open floor plan and stainless steel appliances.

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to me once! Clicked really well with a guy online, found out he was in prison lol. I don’t care about his crime but I can’t date someone actively in prison.

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would care about the crime too. Like did he embezzle money to pay for his niece's cancer treatment or brutally murder his ex-wife? There's a difference.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IDK. Sounds like he has a decent sense of humor.

    Femi Olaniyi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY is no one asking how he got the internet.....????

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    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And washing our hair with dish soap, yup.

    Emie N.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So maybe women should just start using plain ole towels and nothing else.

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    Ash
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why we don't give money to companies that only exist by making women feel insecure about their looks. "if all women in the world woke up tomorrow morning loving their bodies, how many industries would go out of business overnight?"

    Sonja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly there's truth behind that that's rooted in a mixture of sexism and greed. Many beauty products, especially for acne treatment that's not prescribed and bought at a pharmacy, are very aggressive to the skin and make things better short term, but worse long term. Found that out the hard way when I lost my job and couldn't afford those expensive creams and tinctures anymore. At first I looked like being hit with acid, then suddenly I had baby smooth skin with only occasional pimples and learned that my teenage acne had long healed up and it was the abrasive cleaner that irritated my skin. Nowadays it's mild soap and almond oil for me. That's my whole beauty regime. A little pure aloe vera gel, when my skin becomes irritated. But that's it.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a teen many moons ago I had acne. I was using a anti acne cream. Helped some what. Probably Round 18 I started wondering if the cream was part of the problem. Quite using it and started using soap and water. After a period of time, my acne cleared up for the most part.

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like the rational thing to do is ditch the thousands-per-year skin-care routine and do what works. Have you considered that all these people who tell you how to take care of your skin and are paid by skin-care creators are really just trying to get you to do things to make you dependent on skincare?

    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s just that women’s skin issues are usually hormonal. We’ve all tried the cheap, s****y product approach. Honestly the best thing for skin is chemical peels and laser resurfacing and that’s pretty expensive.

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    🦄 Unicorn Princess
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the Big Mac vs Filet of Fish comparison.

    H G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the concept behind this is all that makeup is bad for your skin. Clogging pores up, pushing whatever inside the skin.... (I'm a woman and don't use makeup)

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makeup is not bad for your skin, as long as you wash it off everyday. But people will look at that with a bias because it's generally people with skin issues that wear makeup to cover up those skin issues. Correlation does not equal causation. There's also people with great skin that wear makeup because they like it and it gives them artistic expression over their body. To each their own

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    Chickens are fluffy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Started doing the towel method as a girl, actually works, who knew

    Cougar Allen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How often can you find a towel outside, though? Does it have to be a fresh towel every time, or can you reuse it? Do you wash and dry the towel between uses, or would that spoil it? I have so many questions....

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    George Costanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd argue women are probably doing more damage to their skin with all the ridiculous c**p they're convinced to slather on each day. I use bar soap to wash my face when I shower. The same soap I soap up my bunghole with. No skin issues. Meanwhile women are painting their faces with toxic chemicals to look better, then using other toxic chemicals to "clean" off the makeup every night, then slathering on other chemicals at night to pretend they're going to keep looking 22 forever. Maybe stop all that c**p and see if things improve.

    Sorry-not-sorry;)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pointing this out, "c**p" isn't a bad word lol. Same with "pissed", they're not words that any young kid should use *for respect purposes*. But they're not "curse" words lol. Just saying, you don't necessarily need to blurt it out lol

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    Agent Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While travelling around I never saw a man walk into an amenity with more than a bar of soap and one small towel. Me, however, needed a large bucket filled to the brim every time for a shower. Towel in hand.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you get past the Buns ..... Beef Patty vs Fish Fillet

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    Furby KING
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t spoil all the imaginary fun!

    Heather Atwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imaginary fun! I buy lottery tickets and enjoy the fantasies until I lose. Best $12 ever spent!

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    Fabian Bernard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my twenties, 5€ trips made me travel a lot and having plenty of imaginary friends😉

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    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve only been ghosted once and I later found out that this b***h of a man was married the whole time.

    Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m working on issues with always trying to be accepted by others and I got ghosted by my good friend. It was very sad because this was after they didn’t want to hang out with me because I’m not cool enough for their other friends. ☹️

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ghosted"? Weird term. Ghosts do the opposite. Ghosts stay around for much longer than they need to.

    Puppy Dancing!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was ghosted before there was a name for it. I show up at a guy's house for our scheduled date, he doesn't answer the intercom.

    Foxglove🇮🇪
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been ghosted so many times I can't count them - before there was even a name for it!

    K.K.J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dated a girl who, on day one said "Please just don't ghost me". After a couple weeks she just stopped answering my calls. Couple weeks after that I saw her hand in hand with another guy. Huh.

    YourLocalChicken
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I’m thankful for when people block me.

    Amy Semenov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm....thats not giving what you think it is.

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does appearance have to do with anyone's lovability or worthiness?

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 it’s not about looks silly, it’s that dropkick demeanour, the ‘I don’t have aspirations in life’ kinda guy, the guy who thinks the world owes him yet does nothing for anyone, to put it more clearly, the ‘hanging out of the side of his best friends ride. trying to holler at me’ guy . That kinda guy

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    marianne eliza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the pretty ones, huh? There's your trouble.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummmm... I have never dated a guy based on his looks. I don't care if he looks like he couldn't even manage to negotiate his way to earth, if he makes me laugh, we goin on a 2nd date.

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any woman, forget what she looks like!

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way too many people did not understand this post. Which is disturbing tbh

    Chris M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, only I understood this post, you and everyone else got it wrong!

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    Daniela Lavanza
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one smells like devouring jealousy. The ‘ugly’ guy is probably kinder than you so she chose him. Get over it, or even better: change to be the good guy chosen by the girl next time.

    Eugene the Jeep
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy worked for his place, what's not to admire?

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    Lucky2BAlive
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *see 72 hour psych comment above* or maybe you dodged a bullet. I mean do you really want Elon Musk showing up at Parents Night? Bezos would have just hired someone (and if it didn’t go well he would have boxed you and shipped you off to a rando boarding school)

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    DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. You end up with some bachelor mechanic and spend the rest of your life being called Skeezix.

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah they'd probably just feed you to the dogs

    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Alabama, we have a DropBox at the Fire Department for your unwanted babies. Maybe try that.

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the “billionaire” part is a pretty vital part of this plan haha

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    Bewitched One
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if they are into that sort of thing

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you tried a fire station? They have those baby drop boxes.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try Elon's doorstep ... he's biggly on procreation.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they should have vacuumed before they left, the cops will!

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any chance you've ever let somebody try to sell you a vacuum cleaner after they knocked on your front door? Standard tactic is to dump some stuff on the floor and go over it 100 times with your vacuum cleaner, They then go over it a few times with theirs, and dump out the bag to show you what yours missed. If you happen to have been a vacuum cleaner salesman and have a demo bag you can go over it again with yours then empty the bag to show them what their missed. You can vacuum all wee and you won't get everything. That's why I always burn the house down.

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    That Person
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG YES. Like bro if you have any experience killing people you should at least know not to leave a knife with that one fingerprint on it dumbass 🤦‍♀️

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1: go to a barbershop and fill a bag with hair ... Step 2:

    Mocha the Lion
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unfortunately that wouldn't work, usually hair has to be connected to the root for forensic scientists to be able to do anything with it

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    Lucky2BAlive
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the role of armchair detective will be played by me.

    Mark Johanen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ever decide to commit a terrible crime, I've learned a lot from true crime shows about mistakes to avoid. Of course some of these I could have figured out myself. Like #1, Don't post on Facebook, "Ha ha! I committed this crime and totally got away with it!" Others are more subtle. Like, whatever you were wearing when you committed the crime, burn it. Even if it was your favorite outfit. Police are always catching someone by matching footprints to his shoes and the like.

    FABULOUS1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite is, things like this dont happen here. (triple homicide with everyone cut in to pieces)

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idiot didn't specify.

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Hour indicates alcohol.

    Canandelabra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said what I said! Starbucks is not happy hour friendly.

    Amy Semenov
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who says happy hour for coffee?

    Linda Holtby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vodka Valium latte. Double shot.

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beware he's just setting you up for more work and no pay

    Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A strawberry and cream frappe with strawberry infusions and a pump of hazelnut 👌💋chefs kiss

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, ok, a dirty martini with 2 shots.

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine gets up and makes me a hot water bottle

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I accept any form of physical attention from my wife and am happy about it. You know, based on this list, I'm beginning to think that my wife has it really good and I'm not appreciated enough!

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To preface: I am not quite right. I am wildly uncomfortable if my feet are above a certain temperature. For a period of time, before the Great Acclimation, I was a comfortable temperature if my toenails had a tinge of purple to them. If my feet are downright HOT I cannot sleep. Keep your warm body away from my icicles.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Really? "He doesn't want my ice-cold feet on him? I WANT A DIVORCE!"

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a joke, it’s meant to make you laugh because of how silly it is.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or into the small of your back!?

    Storm Rise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmmmm fluffy bedsocks for the win!

    Jolee Hang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate socks with a burning passion, especially right before bed

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just buy a heating pad, and you can both be comfortable.

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    Furby KING
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still have no idea, but hey, no job interview has asked me how many days are in August. I think I’m ok for now.

    Raymond Core
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30 days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31 except February. I learned this is third grade.

    rorschach-penguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone's reminder that 13x28=364. We could've had thirteen perfect months of 28 days apiece, every 1st is Monday, every 28th is Sunday, an extra day 0 between December and January, but nooooo.

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All months have 30 days except for February. Some have 31 though.

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    30 days has September, April, June, and November! (But “has” is a weird word in that song) there’s also your knuckles lined up.

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all the same day in space!

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all have 30 days, except for February 😜

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all about the pre-Gregorian calendar.

    DRMAGDN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go home February, you're drunk

    Wooly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have to go my usual counting of the knuckles ….

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laugh at a lot of really dark stuff, but I never think there's anything wrong with me because of that.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do have a dark sense of humour sometimes. It's gotten me through a LOT that's happened to me over the past few years. My friends know me though and the Police, Doctors, Specialists and Nurses also got to know that side of me too. It's my coping mechanism, my mental self defence mode.

    Alecto76
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do, but usually my mom is also laughing, so I have a good idea what's wrong with me at least.

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To survive a dark age, you must become one with the darkness.

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I Wednesday that stuff all day

    Lou Cam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing at dark humour is how me and my husband first met!

    H G
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, especially during watching the show Resident Alien.

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    Ash
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh hey it's my bipolar disorder!

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like me before my body put an end to it

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me in a hypomanic state.

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    Kateryna Dudka
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, work on your s**t, the other person doesn't have to suffer because you called it

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been with my husband a long time, and through our ups and downs, I tell him it's important we don't lose our minds at the same time. One of us is usually strong to get the other through the hard times.

    da smol, insignificant ducky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sweet. Also I admire the composition of your comment. Idk why tho XD.

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    Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's the case, the size of my potential dating pool has decreased significantly, almost non-existent. Good thing I don't mind being alone.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The term "Mental Illness" can cover a wide range of things. Agoraphobia, panic attacks, anxiety, depression, PTSD. Having some form of Mental Health Illness doesn't necessarily mean that you pose a danger to anyone else. Some people have been through an Extreme Trauma... If you, yourself, ever went through and survived an extreme situation where your life was literally threatened or you may possibly have been killed? Would you still be the same person after that you were before? Trauma can change your reactions to future situations... There needs to be more candour and light on this type of subject to try and reduce the Stigmas surrounding it.

    Lorraine Raanes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep trying to explain this to my other personalities. But they refuse to accept there can only be one!!!

    Daniela Lavanza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then enjoy being alone, your SO is not your therapist.

    Canandelabra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really narrows the dating pool.

    Sharkfin6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We just take turns. When we're both good it's time for a vacation.

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    Chickens are fluffy
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm chubby and it's great. I actually look curvy in swimsuits

    Puck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, i figure i have a body when it's summer, so that's my summerbody. I have an end-of-winter-body right now.

    Lou Cam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look like a brick made of cottage cheese. I'm not made for hot weather at all.

    Angelshark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look like I'm trying to hide from Captain Ahab in a dress shirt and slacks.

    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m fine with my body. Why does everyone care so much?

    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m skinny with no a*s, no tits, and no curves. Does that count?

    Piper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Because that is your body. Thank it for what it does for you every day, take care of it by feeding it well, and love you for being you.

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    MP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah we’re not stopping being hot after spending the entire winter in the gym.

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    trinity armor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Heather Ball
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Hold me closer tiny dancer, count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen, you had a busy day today.” ~EJ

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    Idgafwyt AllDat'N'ABagOfChips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't, I'm already having a tough time trying to figure out what the kids are saying these days, as it is.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best thing I read on here is calling PTSD a "Spicy Deja Vu"

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to like this but PTSD has almost ruined me. Spicy sky raisins for bees I can definitely get behind, though.

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    Miranda Veracruz de la Joya Cardenal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might be downvoted to infinity, but I believe a good amount of kids nowadays selfdiagnose with mental illnesses. Then they make it a personality trait to the point to advertise it on social media and dating profiles. It's counterproductive to people who are actually struggling with mental illness.

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now days generations are way more vocal about their inner feelings. Best not to minimize any struggles they may be enduring. That will not help.

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    Mindghost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give scary occurences fluffy names, please

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd recommend not using this term with anyone that you don't know that well but if they use it about themselves?... I need to come up with a funny term for my PTSD and anxiety... I usually call it "I'm experiencing a Dispywobble time atm so if I don't reply to texts etc? Bear with me, I'll be okay after a bit."... My friends all know exactly what I mean by that. I just need a few days, a bit of space for a little while.

    Jolee Hang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like after reading this passage you must be British or Australian or smth... I'm American, so a lot of accents, to me, get grouped under British, sorry if I offended you... but seriously, Dipsywobble sounds to me like it would be read in a British accent.

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    Glenn Milliken
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like cardi b's daughters name

    ~nope~
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cozzie livs was bad enough, and now this 💀

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After watching Bend it Like Beckham, my daughter and I still call sweat pants 'tracksie bottoms.'

    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a gen Z, I have a particular expertise in deciphering these words

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horrors persist. But so do I.

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me but its just a blank wall and I'm talking to my dog

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I’m floundering for anything to say at all because nothing happens to me.

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While you get to listen to how great their life is.

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    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a lot of c**p happened but as soon as the friend asks you forgot your name

    Kiwis Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't bother. Just send memes

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It all started on the day of my actual birth.

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    A girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm old enough that pinball machines were mechanical and many didn't need electricity 👵

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My childhood entertainment system was a slinky.

    Cindi Antrobus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when the NES came out so I guess I remember a time when PlayStation didn't exist

    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Intellevision was cooler though.

    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Kid, I played PONG." -- "What's Pong?" -- "Never mind."

    Dorothy Reiser
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babysitter to me: You were alive during Woodstock?

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    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess her being really drunk is why you could hear her on the flight behind yours.

    Rebelliousslug
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would promptly order that woman another drink. In flight entertainment.

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    Anya Beboop
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldnt that just be like a professional friend though?

    VNES101
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be so cool. I be needing this type of service.

    Orwell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will find a partner in life, and you will have this. And if that partner ever bails on you, you will have just as much dirt on them as they do on you.

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    Violet1854
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing gives me more trauma than oversharing, ISTG

    Wendy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guilty AF since I started chemo

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somedays I wake up a caddie. Where those golf bags keep coming from is a mystery.

    Julie S
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other days I let him have lay in

    Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some days I wake up a baddie Some days a saddie Some a maddie Some a foodie And other days moody!

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    Mjskywalk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Pinkie! My favorite camera and it died😭

    Fabian Bernard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a very good camera by the time. Still have mine

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    Violet1854
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some days it’s just plain self-love on borderline obsession and other days it’s all about self-deprecation

    Yuri Russonovitch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so embarrassed when my therapist at the VA clinic told me I needed to practice more self love. When I got home and tried to explain to my wife why I had to start taking long showers alone, she explained that was not self love meant.

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    Lauren S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that getting a dollar or paying a dollar? And with inflation that saying must be more like, another hour another grand? Right?

    Jill Rhodry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong. It's only 50 cents - you forgot tax and inflation.

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    Cereal Box
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real tho - don't give me a compliment that I didn't work for. Like, being a decent person takes some effort. Lead with that.

    Irish Lassie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I please use that line “don’t give me a compliment I didn’t work for”? Such an awesome way to make someone consider something BESIDES how one looks

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get "You're tall." Good to know. For years I had thought that everyone else was walking in a trench.

    VNES101
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I be trying to tell these dudes LOL. Compliment me on my ability to put together furniture from Ikea. That's a cultivated skill.

    John George
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like having intelligent, observant friends.

    Jinx (she/her)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when my son was a baby, and people would say he's so cute or compliment his eyes, I would reply with "thanks for saying!" because saying just thank you seemed too much like taking credit for how he looks.