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We've been working on it for centuries with so little noticeable improvement, it seemed like time to try something different.
AI is fine if you accept it's limitations and use it as a tool. But companies want to use it instead of paying a human and that's why they so desperately try to make it work although every scientist working on it already told them that's not gonna happen. They can assist humans and take over some tedious parts of our work, but they can't replace us. At the end of the day AI is still just an algorithm and the last bit of understanding that makes the difference cannot be programmed.
Load More Replies...If only it were that simple with humans but it's not. Tools/tech mean a dumb person can have almost the same odds of survival and passing on genes as most other people.
Load More Replies...Be careful, that's like using Voldemort's name out loud!
Load More Replies...Oh, Lauren. It's comments like this that make BP worthwhile. Thank you.
Load More Replies...Actually YOU can tell Google to blur you or your property on Google maps.
"Google ain't no insert-expletive-here snitch." Fixed it.
Load More Replies...The one person who DIDNT want to be on Google Earth - which makes me think, when they capture a prison recreation area, do the prisoners all wave?
I mean he's not hard to spot, running down the middle of the road with his shackles on.
Google will absolutely snitch. They'll just show the cops this censored version of the picture until they pay up.
I feel like this is a fib. 100 percent this kid woulda said cake.. or ice cream.. or ice cream cake
Or at least chose ‘grown up’ over ‘grown man’ 😂 that little tit bit, I’ve never heard a toddler say ‘grown man’ with context
Load More Replies...I believe it. It's a basic sentence they've probably picked up from adults
Load More Replies...Tbh, I have a three year old at home who could say this. They pick it up, and repeat it. So I get the sceptism, but I believe this.
Wow, that's a super articulate 3 year old. The most astute thing mine ever said about his father was "Daddy tooted".
Trumpeted or farted? We curious ones need to know.
Load More Replies...As “every day” and perhaps “dumb” as they might seem, memes are an all-in-all fascinating concept. Simply put, it’s an element of culture, usually a thing with some meaning attached to it, that gets passed from person to person like a viral infection. The internet has simply allowed this to happen a lot faster.
At the same time, the ability to create and spread memes so quickly also contributes to their lack of longevity. Most memes come and go in a matter of months if not weeks, as formats and topics change and evolve.
As a former alcoholic, nah. Found out I didn't even 'want' to get drunk and it was all for unhealthy coping 🙃
Yeah, I've always wanted to vomit at McDonald's and break my arm on the driveway.
A pair of 60+ year olds had a dinner party in a rural community. Around 2am the party broke up. One guest got loaded into a wheelbarrow and taken down the road, roughly a mile, to their place, where the garage door was opened, the wheelbarrow set down, and a horse blanket tossed over him. He takes the teasing about it with a grin.
Pretty sure I didn't want to wake up naked on some random lawn, with my clothes spread down the street....but it did give me a good reason to quit drinking.
I worked as a temp for a temporary company that the insurance outsourced it paperwork to. I was just regular admin, but the of the workers who talked to the doctors about claims informed me that the instructions that came down the line from the insurance company were, “deny, deny, deny, deny, until the doctors screams some more, does a c**p-load more of paperwork, and then maybe approve it.” I kid you not. If you still think universal healthcare is a bad idea, please don’t get seriously ill.
Con confirm. I worked ar a large HMO, sitting next to the approval dept. I've since told many people, "just keep calling & complaining", cause approvals largely deoended on the mood of the rep. A huge claim was approved the day the CEO got to work and found an investigative tv show waiting in hos pffice. *Poof*... approved.
Load More Replies...Try needing a referral to a cardiologist after being in the ER.. but the ER refers you to a doctor out of your network that you COULD NEVER AFFORD... so you call your PCP for a referral to a doctor you already found in your network but they need to see you in the office to make sure you actually need to see this cardiologist.. but they can't get you in for 3 weeks... so you call the ER to see if they'll change their referral... they say no bc they don't "work w/ those doctors" (bc they have contracts n don't make money if they don't) all the while I was just in the hospital for heart issues at the age of 30 n my cardiac enzymes are way high n this isn't something that can be put off.... but I literally don't have a choice to wait or go to a different ER n hope they'll write me a referral to a doctor in my network.. except I already used my "1 ER visit coverage" for the year... so it will cost me thousands minimum. Welcome to America.
That is so much utter bull c**p with every doctor, admin and other all chasing dollars while a patient is in critical need, I can't conceive of this, it's inhumane. My mum went in with a heart attack, stayed a week and a half, had consults in hospital, scans, MRIs, everything you can think of plus the 24 hour monitoring, diet and blood tests...she is also diabetic. Ended up transferred to another hospital because she could get a bypass done the quickest there, spent another 2 weeks there, post OP came back to the original hospital 8 more days. Nobody looked at the dollars, nobody needed to, it was all covered in the public health system. All the doctors, nurses and specialists had to do was their job which was to save her life and they did God bless every one of them.
Load More Replies...Insurance (continued): okay, She does need it, but we're not going to cover it.....
The NHS does this too. I am allergic to the generic asthma inhalers, and this IS listed on my file. But every time, they issue me with generic albuterol. Every. Time. And yet, when I point out they're wasting money by messing around and issuing the wrong thing, they just won't hear it.
Load More Replies...Dr: you have this medical condition, hands over prescription. Pharmacy fills prescription Insurance company: oh you can't have that medication for that condition but you can have it for a common symptom of that condition's lack of treatment. Me: what?! Insurance company: it's our policy and we must follow our policy. Me: who wrote the policy? Insurance company: it's a secret.
Literally in this hell right now. The added bonus is that the Dr's office says I have no medication benefits and the insurance company won't let me see my benefits because it's a 3rd party through COBRA. So, who knows if I can take a different medication.
Or, how about this? My daughter turned 18, she still had 7 months of high school left. Our insurance company denied her ADHD meds because they don't cover it for adults!
What's dumb is that we are taught to expect it in the first place. I could have been saved a lot of frustration lol
Keep your expectations of other people abysmally low and they will hardly ever disappoint.
Load More Replies...Yeah, cause common sense doesn't exist. Thinking everyone else has the same knowledge as yourself is one of the most privelaged things in the world.
That's true and a fact people really don't like to hear. We all know what we've been taught to know. Not more, not less. This includes being a social, reasonable human being.
Load More Replies...Yeah, I tend to have higher expectations of people that usually aren't met.
Often, memes are a classic way to convey in-jokes in a community. After all, most professions, areas, fandoms, and demographics all have meme pages set up specifically for their own use. Remember, a core component of memes are the common points of reference, that allow most people to get the necessary information out of what often amounts to an image and a little bit of text.
amen to what? He is dealing with stress and fatigue at work, working long hours and being away from you so he can buy the food? It goes both ways, traditionally, men go out and work, and it can be really difficult and painful, and women can make it a comfortable living environment and prepare a meal. (or vice versa, that's just most common) it's balanced, and you can't have one without the other.
Load More Replies......or learn to cook for BOTH of you so you don't have to do it all the time
Load More Replies...Maybe he comes from a culture where there's social value in being capable of serving a tasty meal, even for a man.
Maybe we could do without the misandry and people could share the cooking and cleaning responsibilities?
Man, let's hope no j@çk@$$ kids turn this awful journey into a game one day...
Load More Replies...I was warned. I tried to fight it....but ultimately it happened.
Load More Replies...That Target self-checkout camera is brutal! It makes me look like overweight Gollum for some reason.
I don’t think it can be proven, but I’m 99% sure security cameras use some sort of undisclosed anti-filter filters.
I expertly groomed and dressed. The vision in the mirror was fantastic. And then I saw myself in the restroom mirror under fluorescent lights and thought I'd died and forgot to lie down.
T'was brillig and the slithy toves did gire and gimble in the wabe.
You win when you become the therapist's therapist
Load More Replies...I won therapy by having my therapist tell me that I should consider becoming a therapist and also write a book 🤷♀️
Same here. I was told that I was to self aware, and that there wasn't a whole lot they could do
Load More Replies...I feel like I'm winning whenever I can make my therapist laugh. She's my primary test audience for things I eventually plan to use for a comedy set.
My therapist made me change to the couch facing away from her bc I was trying to make her laugh too much when we faced each other.
Load More Replies...I have had to wait until my therapist stopped crying about my situation.
Yep, same here. On the positive side, it gave me validation that I wasn't blowing things out of proportion and that I definitely needed to be in therapy. 🤣
Load More Replies...My parents had five girls and they gave us names that are so similar sounding I have to name them by number and where they live when I talk about them in therapy.
Load More Replies...When it comes to therapists, I've had the good, the bad, and the ugly, but one of them was such a freak that I left thinking: damn, I'm normal. She actually kept pushing her chair further and further from me in small, little motions. Her face was so screwed up I thought she might projectile vomit at any moment. I think she chose the wrong field to enter.
I think almost everybody in the psychology/psychiatry field got into it to find out what was wrong with themselves
Load More Replies...My therapist moved from New York to Scotland! He said it was for his wife's job, but come on
The British comedian Harry Secoumbe once, (allegedly), drove three psychiatrists to nervous breakdowns. HOORAY FOR COMEDY!
Last week my therapist asked me about self care. I said, "I brush my teeth! What more is there?" I was raised by a mother who taught me the only way you can feel good about yourself is if you are doing something for someone else. Self care is selfish.
The idea of a meme as a sort of virus is actually quite old. Indeed, the very word, at least as we know it today, comes from Richard Dawkins's 1976 book “The Selfish Gene.” He was arguing about aspects of culture that are passed around, mutating and changing, but keeping a recognizable form. But it would only be around the time of the internet when memes truly took off.
It always annoys me that we can sleep wrong. Seriously, body, how is that so difficult?
And why not wake us up to say we're sleepy wrong instead of letting us lay in the position for hours?
Load More Replies...My ears actually "fall asleep" if I sleep on one side too long. I previously didn't know this was possible, but the cartilage part of my outer ear becomes numb and I can't feel it.
Yeah, I still haven't figured out how I can sleep on my foot/ankle wrong but I still occasionally get up and have trouble walking on it.
I'm not even sure a comfortable sleeping position exists for me any more.
This would be the summarized, cliff note version of my autobiography.
I see posts like these and realise I'm not alone. It feels lonely most of the time when every night is like this. It's comforting to know that it's not just me and I'm not broken. Just human
You are definitely not alone. Just look at other comments to see your, I mean OUR, people.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a video of a cheetah who tried to steal some Cheetos
After all, with digital tools, now everyone can pass around and create memes. While in the past, access to broadcasting tools and media was highly limited, now, with the right moves, anyone can go viral from the comfort of their bedrooms. This has created a sort of meme golden age, where there is new content being created daily.
I often look for people's fb posts that are more than 10 years old- and will make random comments or likes....
That man is who I aspire to be, IF I didn’t have all this nonsense I need to take care of :/
I have some ideas on how to make the problem even problem-ier!
Everybody that knows me can proudly say: If they need a problem I am there for them
I've learned 2 things from my cats. 1: the value of a good stretch, and 2: the value of a good nap!!!
I am lucky enough to live somewhere with great public transport and moved to the suburbs before having kids, so if I meet up with my friends in town, I can have a wee nap on the U-Bahn on the way in. 30 minutes later, refreshed and ready to party!
If someone asks me if I'm living the dream, I say "yep, Freddy Krueger is about to walk in any second now!"
Thank you for enabling me. Also, cheese makes me happy which releases endorphins which lowers cortisol levels so it’s good for me.
If you quit [fill in your personal vice] you'll add 5-10 years to your life. Sure, but it'll feel like 50 years because you've given up what little joy you had in your life.
I'd at least like the chance to try both before making a call
Load More Replies...My father always said " I've been rich, and I've been poor. Rich is better."
Yeah having had the wealth and loosing it all, I found that it’ was better in general, less stress, social leisure’s, never worried about food or rent etc and even the banks treat you better, whereas, as a ‘regular Joe’ (that’s what I call it and not in a mean way, I came from poverty) they treat me like c**p (I changed banks for that) and stuff sucks when you’re broke and can’t afford things.
Load More Replies...I've never seen anyone board first class. They always go through a different door so they don't have to mix with my kind.
It doesn't matter if money can buy happiness, we still need it and people should be paid fairly, fullstop. Wether it makes them happy or not, has absolutely no importance to the fact that they need money to fully participate in our modern society and pay their bills. So yes, money doesn't buy happiness, but don't let people fool you into believing that this matters in any way. That's not why we want and need more money.
Most Mercedes seats are actually quite firm. Lincolns have the softest and most comfy seats I’ve ever sat on. Way more comfortable than luxury or ultra luxury cars. I used to only drive Mercedes as my personal cars and I used to SOB in my car every day because my boyfriend got schizophrenia and was abusing me.
Load More Replies...Snow White's stepmom was mad that a child was prettier than she was and tried to poison said child.
Ursula tricked a child into going to a strange place where she could barley walk, knew nobody, and couldn’t speak for the purpose of turning her into an emaciated shrimp to bride her father.
Load More Replies...Judge Frollo? He basically nearly burned a whole city down because he was horny
And general genocide on the gypsies, pocketing church funds (he did dress super fancy compared to other church dudes) and holding a human captive against their will in a bell tower 😂
Load More Replies...Gaston went full angry frankenstein mob because "his" girl liked some cursed dude
Apparently, OP never watched earlier Disney movies because some of the characters caused nightmares.
How has nobody mentioned Mother Gothal, yet? She kidnapped a baby, brainwashed her, kept her imprisoned, and then stabbed her boyfriend when she tried to escape, all because she wanted to be young and pretty.
Hawks. The drive to my Mum's house (now gone; the house, luckily not the Mum) with my guy (sadly gone a year) didn't officially start until someone pointed out the first hawk flying overhead to my nature-loving guy. Silly stuff, meaningless really. What I wouldn't give as they say.
Lol, I remember going on a walk with my friend who had 3 toddlers at the time. (It was just me and her on that particular walk). And every time just about anything happened, she felt the need to enthusiastically point it out to me: “Oh loooooook, an aeroplane!!!!!” ✈️ it was really funny.
Me too, only she was not excited about random dogs on the street.
A friend and I were going away for the weekend, her husband was dropping us to the train station. I unthinkingly automatically "baaaa-d" when we passed the field of sheep, husband and son nearly wet themselves laughing 🤣🤣
Horses must be pointed at as well, with appropriate audio appreciation included.
It's a vicious cycle really, but curious how they got this photo of me?
how'd did they get a photo of you and why do I have a copy in my basement?
Load More Replies...The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak, and my flesh needs sleep
For most, it's a matter of "been there, done that.". Nothing is worth leaving the house for, anymore, these days. 🤷
I've had many days when I get up in the morning and say, Today I am going to do A and B and C and D. And by the end of the day I'm maybe half way through A.
I have absolutely thought this. Wondered if a psych hospital would allow me to sleep enough.
Not in my experience, they have to check in on you regularly (was initially every 15 mins then every hour) and at night shine a torch in your face to ensure you're still breathing. Also initially you get a room next to the nurses' station which is always noisy and hectic. Plus emergency alarms going off all the time. And that's if you're lucky enough to be in a good hospital with rooms, can't imagine what being in a ward must be like.
Load More Replies...I have inquired about this at my therapist. They told me there's no peace and quiet because there are other people there going through *gestures vaguely* things
Depends, there was peace and quiet in my ward, except the nights the one guy Nate wanted to either sing opera or go around the floor insulting staff. The nights Nate didn't sleep no one slept, but it wasn't bad.
Load More Replies...so real talk, i have been reliably informed that being in a psych unit is HELL. like, you're not allowed to sleep with your hands under the blankets and if they catch you with your hands under the blankets, they will wake you up. All night long. That kind of thing. NOT a good vacation. ...However, you COULD do like Agatha Christie, disappear to a remote bed and breakfast for three days, and when you get back, claim you were in a fugue state, and leave your biographers to wonder about it for decades! Win win win!
Not true, I slept wrapped like a burrito every single night. Being in the psych unit wasn't hell at all. It was entertaining as hell, ate good food (and as much as I wanted) slept as long as I wanted, we had tv with all streaming apps and even had craft activities which were really fun. Depends where you go and I was in a state psych ward so it wasn't anything special, but yes it was a vacation for sure. I was able to forget the bullshet of the outside world and not worry about anything. Most people I've spoken to that have been in one have told me it's been a chill experience for them.
Load More Replies...You know, I seriously considered a Mama/Kind Kur (a holiday for new mums and their babies or young kids paid for by health insurance) because I was having serious problems after my second child was born. But when I thought about lots of people making me do what they thought was right for me and knowing what the German system is like with its penchant for unproven remedies and bracing sports (plus the likelihood of other judgy mums), I gave it a wide berth and got myself some "normal therapy" instead. I think it was a good choice ;-)
Let's put it this way. If you *need* to sleep, I will make *sure* you sleep.
Sadly if you don’t have insurance they kick you out when time is up. Until then though you’re behind locked doors where you’re safe from most of the population
Maybe they have PTSD from an incident involving a Great Dane coming into their house and eating the leftover Taco Bell that was on the table. Said Great Dane then proceeded to bark very loudly and wake up the OP, who was taking a nap. They thought that there was some sort of wild animal in the house, so they hid under the covers. The dog then left and OP checked the security cameras to see what it was. The OP then got angry because they were saving that Taco Bell for later. Since that day, they have never liked dogs.
Yeah, just an example. Nothing out of the ordinary
Load More Replies...I don’t care much for dogs. Not that I actively dislike them or anything, I just think they’re too much and I don’t ever want one. To each their own, I suppose.
My earliest childhood memory is a dog trying to rip my face off, only stopped an inch from said face because the owner decided to grab the leash after all. So yeah, I am not really a dog person because of that.
Yeah, came here to say: was bitten by the neighbours' dog as a child. Happy for other people to have dogs, I'll admire them from a distance, thank you.
Load More Replies...Yeah and I’m kinda sick of people preaching ‘if you don’t like dogs you’re a bad person’ etc or that people who prefer cats, hate on dogs like anti cat people would on cats etc.
Load More Replies...My partner is a kind, generous, loving man, but he wasn't allowed to have any pets as a kid because his sister had allergies. As a result he's never formed a relationship with an animal and to this day he's ambivalent towards them. Sweet to them and kind, but still doesn't understand what that bond is like. Let your kids have pets, people! Even a fish for heaven's sake!
I like dogs but I'm not blind to their faults. And the types that are renowned for their ability to kill can do one. There are plenty of breeds out there that need a loving home who can learn to behave and don't have the weight and strength to kill. Personally, having a mainly carnivorous pet while I try to reduce my meat consumption for the sake of the environment would be ridiculous.
Or cats ....there's still a fear or superstition about cats, it seems.
And too many people who think they are like dogs in the aspect of training or socialising with them, cats are very misunderstood by non cat freaks
Load More Replies...I’ve had plastic surgery because my face was badly bitten by a beagle. I still love dogs. The dog that bit me was going through menopause and needed HRT. I understand her very well now as I’m post menopausal.
Honestly I think it’s so creepy when adults do that boyfriend / girlfriend thing to small children.
Load More Replies...Ummm, 8 year olds don't have 'boyfriends' and I'd be worried if they did. Perhaps not to ask such a question?
A lot of kids in like 2nd to 3rd grade had “girlfriends” that they actually didn’t like and just said they were “dating” the aunt was probably just joking or messing around with the niece not meaning in a serious way
Load More Replies...Isn't this a pretty typical reaction for an 8 year old though?
Load More Replies...One time I was singing in the shower, and my husband ran in, thinking I'd fallen and was screaming for help.
Load More Replies...It takes so long for the water to get hot upstairs that my showers are always lukewarm. And that's after starting the water, then making the bed, grabbing my clothes, putting books away, etc. By the time the water is getting hot'ish, I'm done with my shower.
I usually take cool showers myself. Because my hormones already keep my body hotter than hell. If I used hot water I'd probably set the house on fire. Getting old is super fun! ;)
"A bast of cold water at the end of a shower is good for you." No. No it is not. It makes me aaaarrrrgggh.
They are positive in a way! Most of them end in the perpetrator being brought to justice, after all. That can be very satisfying.
Yes, but there are quite a number of unsolved ones that get shown on TV!
Load More Replies...My wife watches so much true crime that I sometimes have nightmares. I always try and watch something that is funny before I fall asleep to clear my thoughts. But I refuse to watch anything about children. One time one episode had to be turned off after watching a mother on the stand after murdering her children, her evilness forever frightened me and made me sick to my stomach.
These shows make me feel better about myself. Same with shows about hoarders. Thank God, these does not go me!
Some psychologists recommend thinking of the worst that could happen to feel better. That is all you are doing
Substitute "manmade disasters", and this is absolutely me. Planes & trains mostly. I like seeing exactly how things went wrong, and how the investigators figure it all out.
I hit myself in the face when my brush got caught on my shirt the other day. The immediate anger I felt made my partner laugh lol
I don't know why, but this just caught me right and I am sneezing after laughing so hard.
I trip and walk in to the things all the time. Then I swear at myself like "Goddammit Upstaged why are you so stupid??".
I did that, and then when my friend couldn't understand how it had happened I demonstrated and punched myself again. Dubble whammy!
Me: *hits self* "Oh you wanna go? Come on then! let's go! You and me right here right n- oh. Right."
We did just that for our 9 year old Shih Tzu. 2 years later, she’s happier and has more pep in her step.
I love that. I truly thought our old Husky was on her way out until we got a new puppy. Suddenly she's got new life and giving daily martial arts lessons.
Load More Replies...It's good for anxious dogs and many other pets like cats to get the enrichment they need. It is a specific kind of companionship.
Except for brief periods, usually due to the death of a pet, I always made sure my animals had companions.
We had to get our cat a cat because he was always annoyed that we couldn't run as fast as him when he wanted to play tag with us. He'd come up and bop us with a paw and run off, and as we were just making it across the room, he'd come walking back from the other side of the house, like, "what's taking you so long?" Anyway, now we have two cats and they chase and wrassle each other. And he grooms her, but she's not allowed to groom HIM, he gets very offended when she tries.
Hi, will you be opening the building tomorrow? I'm four hundred miles away on holiday, Joyce!......Is that a no then? You bet your dumb a$$ it's a no.
After 8pm, I didn't take calls from my customers. Whatever's bothering you will wait until morning. I'm on my time now.
Once when I left on vacation the company gave me a form to fill out that featured the question, "Number we can call in case of emergency". I wrote "911".
Saturday is time and a half. Sunday is double pay, If you're unionized.
For me it's toddler videos. They're SO cute. I watch them when that now grown toddler rolls his eyes at me. ;)
Yes! I have so many pics and videos of My cat and dog . But please save them on a computer somewhere so that is not lost when your phone gets busted
I’m pretty sure me making faces and playing peek-a-boo has something to do with it. Why do we not consider it odd to engage stranger babies?
Engaging with stranger babies is one of my favorite things. Ok all babies actually, but that's not what we were talking about.
Load More Replies...babies stare at anything that looks like a human face. it's instinct. before their eyesight is developed, they will stare at random objects that look vaguely like a human face. they're like facebook trying to tag random background items in your photos.
Yes this is true. Anyone who's studies child development or psychology will have read about studies of presenting face like objects to babies and measuring how long babies with gaze at them. People with high contrast faces are liked the best (dark skin / light hair or light skin / dark hair).
Load More Replies...I played peek-a-boo with a kid in the car across from me yesterday and it was THE cutest thing! I was waiting for my groceries and noticed him peaking out from behind the seat in front of him in his car so I immediately ducked and he laughed when I came back up. Eventually his dad noticed and they both started playing it. Made my day!
I have green hair. I either get this face: 😳, or this face: 😮, from babies. No in between
I wear glasses, and always thought it was because the babies saw the faces of a baby (themselves) reflected in the lenses and were fascinated by them.
I remember reading when I was studying psychology and childhood psychology that glasses? I'll look it up again but it's because they think that the person wearing glasses has big eyes.
Load More Replies...Met my friends’ twins this past weekend. One of them started staring at me before I even had a chance to interact with him, and then he got super adorably smiley and happy when I did start engaging with him. Nothing quite so magical as getting a baby to smile at you 😭
In actual studies they measure how long a baby looks at something. How they decided this meant they find people beautiful idk. I know if you show them a red ball, then a red ball, then a red ball, then a blue ball. They stare longer at the blue ball because it surprised them/they weren’t expecting it. I always thought the more logical interpretation was that they found whatever they were staring at interesting. Not good, not bad, just interesting. I mean people stare at car wrecks and I don’t think any of us find them beautiful, but they do pull our attention.
Load More Replies...Why do you think he's at the doctor? He's tryna find out
Load More Replies...I think I know this cat, his name is Arkira and he's here from the Philippines. The reason he sits like that is because he has a problem with his lower body. He has an fb page, you can see how much his human loves him.
I love when cats sit like this, I've only seen it in pictures tho. Would love to be able to train my cat to sit this way or at least see another cat doing it in person.
Pretty sure the only reason he's sitting like this is because something is wrong with his legs 😐
Load More Replies...Worse part, since the pandemic NO MAGAZINES to while away the interminable waiting.
I really hate that!!! They get a coffee break and stay for a donut and I get frozen and paranoid!
Omg I hate that paper! I always end up ripping it either bc it’s fragile and I can’t sit still or deliberately rip it out of boredom
He must've watched that Futurama episode. "Technically correct."
Load More Replies...That happened to me once! Clicked really well with a guy online, found out he was in prison lol. I don’t care about his crime but I can’t date someone actively in prison.
I would care about the crime too. Like did he embezzle money to pay for his niece's cancer treatment or brutally murder his ex-wife? There's a difference.
Load More Replies...So maybe women should just start using plain ole towels and nothing else.
Load More Replies...Sadly there's truth behind that that's rooted in a mixture of sexism and greed. Many beauty products, especially for acne treatment that's not prescribed and bought at a pharmacy, are very aggressive to the skin and make things better short term, but worse long term. Found that out the hard way when I lost my job and couldn't afford those expensive creams and tinctures anymore. At first I looked like being hit with acid, then suddenly I had baby smooth skin with only occasional pimples and learned that my teenage acne had long healed up and it was the abrasive cleaner that irritated my skin. Nowadays it's mild soap and almond oil for me. That's my whole beauty regime. A little pure aloe vera gel, when my skin becomes irritated. But that's it.
When I was a teen many moons ago I had acne. I was using a anti acne cream. Helped some what. Probably Round 18 I started wondering if the cream was part of the problem. Quite using it and started using soap and water. After a period of time, my acne cleared up for the most part.
Load More Replies...Seems like the rational thing to do is ditch the thousands-per-year skin-care routine and do what works. Have you considered that all these people who tell you how to take care of your skin and are paid by skin-care creators are really just trying to get you to do things to make you dependent on skincare?
I think it’s just that women’s skin issues are usually hormonal. We’ve all tried the cheap, s****y product approach. Honestly the best thing for skin is chemical peels and laser resurfacing and that’s pretty expensive.
Load More Replies...I think the concept behind this is all that makeup is bad for your skin. Clogging pores up, pushing whatever inside the skin.... (I'm a woman and don't use makeup)
Makeup is not bad for your skin, as long as you wash it off everyday. But people will look at that with a bias because it's generally people with skin issues that wear makeup to cover up those skin issues. Correlation does not equal causation. There's also people with great skin that wear makeup because they like it and it gives them artistic expression over their body. To each their own
Load More Replies...Started doing the towel method as a girl, actually works, who knew
How often can you find a towel outside, though? Does it have to be a fresh towel every time, or can you reuse it? Do you wash and dry the towel between uses, or would that spoil it? I have so many questions....
Load More Replies...I'd argue women are probably doing more damage to their skin with all the ridiculous c**p they're convinced to slather on each day. I use bar soap to wash my face when I shower. The same soap I soap up my bunghole with. No skin issues. Meanwhile women are painting their faces with toxic chemicals to look better, then using other toxic chemicals to "clean" off the makeup every night, then slathering on other chemicals at night to pretend they're going to keep looking 22 forever. Maybe stop all that c**p and see if things improve.
Just pointing this out, "c**p" isn't a bad word lol. Same with "pissed", they're not words that any young kid should use *for respect purposes*. But they're not "curse" words lol. Just saying, you don't necessarily need to blurt it out lol
Load More Replies...While travelling around I never saw a man walk into an amenity with more than a bar of soap and one small towel. Me, however, needed a large bucket filled to the brim every time for a shower. Towel in hand.
Imaginary fun! I buy lottery tickets and enjoy the fantasies until I lose. Best $12 ever spent!
Load More Replies...In my twenties, 5€ trips made me travel a lot and having plenty of imaginary friends😉
I’ve only been ghosted once and I later found out that this b***h of a man was married the whole time.
I’m working on issues with always trying to be accepted by others and I got ghosted by my good friend. It was very sad because this was after they didn’t want to hang out with me because I’m not cool enough for their other friends. ☹️
"Ghosted"? Weird term. Ghosts do the opposite. Ghosts stay around for much longer than they need to.
I was ghosted before there was a name for it. I show up at a guy's house for our scheduled date, he doesn't answer the intercom.
I've been ghosted so many times I can't count them - before there was even a name for it!
😂 it’s not about looks silly, it’s that dropkick demeanour, the ‘I don’t have aspirations in life’ kinda guy, the guy who thinks the world owes him yet does nothing for anyone, to put it more clearly, the ‘hanging out of the side of his best friends ride. trying to holler at me’ guy . That kinda guy
Load More Replies...ummmm... I have never dated a guy based on his looks. I don't care if he looks like he couldn't even manage to negotiate his way to earth, if he makes me laugh, we goin on a 2nd date.
Way too many people did not understand this post. Which is disturbing tbh
Nope, only I understood this post, you and everyone else got it wrong!
Load More Replies...This one smells like devouring jealousy. The ‘ugly’ guy is probably kinder than you so she chose him. Get over it, or even better: change to be the good guy chosen by the girl next time.
*see 72 hour psych comment above* or maybe you dodged a bullet. I mean do you really want Elon Musk showing up at Parents Night? Bezos would have just hired someone (and if it didn’t go well he would have boxed you and shipped you off to a rando boarding school)
Load More Replies...No. You end up with some bachelor mechanic and spend the rest of your life being called Skeezix.
In Alabama, we have a DropBox at the Fire Department for your unwanted babies. Maybe try that.
I think the “billionaire” part is a pretty vital part of this plan haha
Load More Replies...Any chance you've ever let somebody try to sell you a vacuum cleaner after they knocked on your front door? Standard tactic is to dump some stuff on the floor and go over it 100 times with your vacuum cleaner, They then go over it a few times with theirs, and dump out the bag to show you what yours missed. If you happen to have been a vacuum cleaner salesman and have a demo bag you can go over it again with yours then empty the bag to show them what their missed. You can vacuum all wee and you won't get everything. That's why I always burn the house down.
Load More Replies...OMG YES. Like bro if you have any experience killing people you should at least know not to leave a knife with that one fingerprint on it dumbass 🤦♀️
unfortunately that wouldn't work, usually hair has to be connected to the root for forensic scientists to be able to do anything with it
Load More Replies...If I ever decide to commit a terrible crime, I've learned a lot from true crime shows about mistakes to avoid. Of course some of these I could have figured out myself. Like #1, Don't post on Facebook, "Ha ha! I committed this crime and totally got away with it!" Others are more subtle. Like, whatever you were wearing when you committed the crime, burn it. Even if it was your favorite outfit. Police are always catching someone by matching footprints to his shoes and the like.
A strawberry and cream frappe with strawberry infusions and a pump of hazelnut 👌💋chefs kiss
I accept any form of physical attention from my wife and am happy about it. You know, based on this list, I'm beginning to think that my wife has it really good and I'm not appreciated enough!
To preface: I am not quite right. I am wildly uncomfortable if my feet are above a certain temperature. For a period of time, before the Great Acclimation, I was a comfortable temperature if my toenails had a tinge of purple to them. If my feet are downright HOT I cannot sleep. Keep your warm body away from my icicles.
Wow. Really? "He doesn't want my ice-cold feet on him? I WANT A DIVORCE!"
It’s a joke, it’s meant to make you laugh because of how silly it is.
Load More Replies...I hate socks with a burning passion, especially right before bed
Load More Replies...Still have no idea, but hey, no job interview has asked me how many days are in August. I think I’m ok for now.
I learned this in school, still comes in handy. hands-65ed...8c49f2.jpg
30 days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have 31 except February. I learned this is third grade.
Everyone's reminder that 13x28=364. We could've had thirteen perfect months of 28 days apiece, every 1st is Monday, every 28th is Sunday, an extra day 0 between December and January, but nooooo.
30 days has September, April, June, and November! (But “has” is a weird word in that song) there’s also your knuckles lined up.
I thought it went 30 days hath September, etc?
Load More Replies...I laugh at a lot of really dark stuff, but I never think there's anything wrong with me because of that.
I do have a dark sense of humour sometimes. It's gotten me through a LOT that's happened to me over the past few years. My friends know me though and the Police, Doctors, Specialists and Nurses also got to know that side of me too. It's my coping mechanism, my mental self defence mode.
No, work on your s**t, the other person doesn't have to suffer because you called it
I've been with my husband a long time, and through our ups and downs, I tell him it's important we don't lose our minds at the same time. One of us is usually strong to get the other through the hard times.
This is sweet. Also I admire the composition of your comment. Idk why tho XD.
Load More Replies...If that's the case, the size of my potential dating pool has decreased significantly, almost non-existent. Good thing I don't mind being alone.
The term "Mental Illness" can cover a wide range of things. Agoraphobia, panic attacks, anxiety, depression, PTSD. Having some form of Mental Health Illness doesn't necessarily mean that you pose a danger to anyone else. Some people have been through an Extreme Trauma... If you, yourself, ever went through and survived an extreme situation where your life was literally threatened or you may possibly have been killed? Would you still be the same person after that you were before? Trauma can change your reactions to future situations... There needs to be more candour and light on this type of subject to try and reduce the Stigmas surrounding it.
I keep trying to explain this to my other personalities. But they refuse to accept there can only be one!!!
I'm chubby and it's great. I actually look curvy in swimsuits
I look like I'm trying to hide from Captain Ahab in a dress shirt and slacks.
Yes. Because that is your body. Thank it for what it does for you every day, take care of it by feeding it well, and love you for being you.
Load More Replies...“Hold me closer tiny dancer, count the headlights on the highway. Lay me down in sheets of linen, you had a busy day today.” ~EJ
Please don't, I'm already having a tough time trying to figure out what the kids are saying these days, as it is.
Best thing I read on here is calling PTSD a "Spicy Deja Vu"
I want to like this but PTSD has almost ruined me. Spicy sky raisins for bees I can definitely get behind, though.
Load More Replies...I might be downvoted to infinity, but I believe a good amount of kids nowadays selfdiagnose with mental illnesses. Then they make it a personality trait to the point to advertise it on social media and dating profiles. It's counterproductive to people who are actually struggling with mental illness.
Now days generations are way more vocal about their inner feelings. Best not to minimize any struggles they may be enduring. That will not help.
Load More Replies...I'd recommend not using this term with anyone that you don't know that well but if they use it about themselves?... I need to come up with a funny term for my PTSD and anxiety... I usually call it "I'm experiencing a Dispywobble time atm so if I don't reply to texts etc? Bear with me, I'll be okay after a bit."... My friends all know exactly what I mean by that. I just need a few days, a bit of space for a little while.
I feel like after reading this passage you must be British or Australian or smth... I'm American, so a lot of accents, to me, get grouped under British, sorry if I offended you... but seriously, Dipsywobble sounds to me like it would be read in a British accent.
Load More Replies...After watching Bend it Like Beckham, my daughter and I still call sweat pants 'tracksie bottoms.'
No, I’m floundering for anything to say at all because nothing happens to me.
While you get to listen to how great their life is.
Load More Replies...Or a lot of c**p happened but as soon as the friend asks you forgot your name
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I'm old enough that pinball machines were mechanical and many didn't need electricity 👵
Load More Replies...I remember when the NES came out so I guess I remember a time when PlayStation didn't exist
I guess her being really drunk is why you could hear her on the flight behind yours.
I would promptly order that woman another drink. In flight entertainment.
Somedays I wake up a caddie. Where those golf bags keep coming from is a mystery.
Some days I wake up a baddie Some days a saddie Some a maddie Some a foodie And other days moody!
Some days it’s just plain self-love on borderline obsession and other days it’s all about self-deprecation
I was so embarrassed when my therapist at the VA clinic told me I needed to practice more self love. When I got home and tried to explain to my wife why I had to start taking long showers alone, she explained that was not self love meant.
Load More Replies...For real tho - don't give me a compliment that I didn't work for. Like, being a decent person takes some effort. Lead with that.
Can I please use that line “don’t give me a compliment I didn’t work for”? Such an awesome way to make someone consider something BESIDES how one looks
Load More Replies...I get "You're tall." Good to know. For years I had thought that everyone else was walking in a trench.
when my son was a baby, and people would say he's so cute or compliment his eyes, I would reply with "thanks for saying!" because saying just thank you seemed too much like taking credit for how he looks.
While you're headed to bed dogs, would you swing by chair cats and pick.me up some shampoo?
Load More Replies...While you're headed to bed dogs, would you swing by chair cats and pick.me up some shampoo?
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