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According to large corporations, women need razors, shampoo, deodorant and lotion specifically formulated to appeal to them and, of course, to cost more than comparable products marketed to men. But despite how ridiculous the pink tax is, sometimes, it actually is nice when people cater to women.
That’s why today, we’re featuring @laughing.chicks on Instagram, also known as ‘Memes for Women’. Below, you’ll find some of our favorite pics from this account, which actually shares hilarious posts that anyone can enjoy, as well as a conversation with the account's creator. So have fun scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the memes that bring a little sunshine to your day!
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D Peterson 2 years ago
I lived most of my life knowing that not everyone was really smart but I didn't realize how dumb so many people actually are. My first inkling of how many people are not only dumb but enjoy being that way was 'Pizza Gate'! I heard about 'Pizza Gate' on the news & thought it was a joke. Lizard People, JFK is alive & well, space lasers being used to start forest fires, & the insanity just keeps on growing.
Lotekguy 2 years ago
And many of the others are barely clearing that bar.
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StankleBerry 2 years ago
Gave some truth to a 23 year old who told me she was waiting to “grow up”. She expected there to be this epiphany where her inner child vanished. I informed her (I’m 41) it never happens. We’re all children still. Just with responsibilities and bills 🤣
Charles St. John 2 years ago
You know what I've learned at 65? Most women are smarter than men
Johanna MH 2 years ago
Who do you think are smarter, not your generation. How did you draw that conclusion? Study, university etc for 14 + year’s? still I feel not that smart. Show me some article, ! What was your thesis on?
If you’re in need of a new meme account to add to your rotation on Instagram, you’ve come to the right place. @laughing.chicks has become incredibly successful on the platform, amassing an impressive 468k followers through sharing over 15k memes. While the memes may primarily target women, this page doesn’t discriminate, as anyone can appreciate the humor and relatable content shared.
We’re quite big fans of the account here at Bored Panda; in fact, we actually showcased the page a couple of months ago for the first time. And lucky for us, we were previously able to get in touch with the account’s creator to learn more about how it came to be. "Initially, the page began as me creating memes that I thought were funny," they shared. "I was working, and my work is very boring, and I wanted to do something more expressive. So I started creating the page and memes."
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robin aldrich 2 years ago
The best thing about getting older is....while I do still care, also, I've gotten to the point where I don't care what other people think.
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Anna Purnell 2 years ago
Not to be dramatic, but this post changed my life when I first saw it. I was like, "Hold up! Damn straight!" and went and bought my big ol' self a bikini. Joy!
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
That is f*****g inspirational. Sister wants to do her birthday at a hot springs resort in a few days, which I've been dreading. I will keep this in mind tomorrow when I go out in search of a swimsuit!
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Mama Penguin 2 years ago (edited)
Do you have a body and a swimsuit? Bam! You have a swimsuit body. My swimsuit is a vintage style two piece. Not quite bikini but still shows some belly. I don't care if my belly is nowhere near flat. That swimsuit looks good on me.
Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
YOU GO GIRL! I've been working to achieve this mentality, so I understand how amazing it is to say that!
Susan Reid Smith 2 years ago
I can go out and get needed fresh air and exercise, or I can hide inside being self conscious. I like swimming thanks.
sara fulmer 2 years ago
After my 3rd kid at 40 I figured- ok, so my body did what it was "supposed" to do 🙄 and you didn't die, good job body 👏
Gypsy Lee 2 years ago
When you reach a certain age (particularly women) you become invisible. As in, literally. You could be on fire and not a soul would cross the street to spit on you if your eyebrows were on fire. This makes it really hard to care what anyone may think about how you look; if people can't see you, they can't judge you, and if they can judge the invisible, they belong to a cult.
ALonelyHeart 2 years ago
Men in their '50s look right through women in their '50s to see the 20-year-olds who are laughing at using them for money in the restroom.
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Amused panda 2 years ago
Didn't do a great job with the hiding, if you had to look sad at the funeral.
Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
I can see the cooking involved lots of arsenic, or something similar
Stephanie Goadsby 2 years ago
It's not the arsenic itself that gets you, it's having a tolerance to it, and then taking the arsenic out of the equation that gets you... or so I hear.
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TheNword….Nubian 2 years ago
True crime fan!! Don’t forget to increase the life insurance policy!! 😂🤣🤣
Show thyself 2 years ago
But, make sure to put a certain amount of time inbetween 'increasing' & 'taking care'. We don't want to raise suspisions 🤗
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"Over time, as the page grew, I realized that there are people much funnier than me,” the creator continued. “So I started curating more and giving them credit. Along the way, I have not only supported creators but have made friends such as Nina Marie (@ninamariedaniele) and Vinny Fasline (@vinnyfasline). Over time, I got an understanding of what my followers like and more importantly, do not like, and selecting memes is now second nature."
When it comes to the kinds of memes the followers of @laughing.chicks particularly enjoy, the creator previously told Bored Panda, “I found relatable memes are the ones that resonate the most. [Universal topics,] such as complaining about work, or bonding with your coworkers tend to do the best." And considering how popular the page has become, gaining over 14k new followers in the past couple of months, the creator is clearly doing something right. Well done on curating those memes!
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Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
I tried playing hard to get once, take it from me it doesn’t work 😔 just say what you want outright
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
My ex stalked and harassed me for over a year (longer than we were actually married). The cops never got to my house in time to catch him violating the restraining order. They were finally able to arrest him after he left death threats against me and my 2 children ON MY VOICE MAIL from the phone at his parents house, which showed up on my CALLER ID. Yeah, him being stupid was just a tiny part of why I kicked him out.
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tuzdayschild 2 years ago
lol I guess everyone is the dog, the cat and the parakeet.
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Charity Angel 2 years ago
Should we be assuming that some man/men decided to do something stupid instead of the sensible thing that would work?
Let’s roll 2 years ago
I guess so. Keep building that gap between all sexes. I think the British called it Divide and Conquer but the method is as old as mankind itself. Whenever I notice something like this I always wonder what the purpose is. I know my comment suggests I have all the answers but I’m just trying to work it out like the rest of us.
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Cydney Golden 2 years ago
Had this hanging in my classroom, "If at first you don't succeed, trying doing it the way your teacher said to..."
SobyKay 2 years ago
Maybe I am too literal minded or something worse, but my first thought was, why is there a bar in the bathroom?
M3era 2 years ago
What? But it says airport bar. Where did bathroom come from??
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We were fortunate enough to get in touch with the creator of @laughing.chicks again for this article, so we first asked if they could share any updates on how the account has been since we last spoke. "We have been posting more relatable memes, and as of today, memes related to threads," they shared.
We were also curious about whether their memes are targeting specifically to women, since many of them seem so relatable for everyone. "We have 85% female following, therefore, we post memes more relatable to women," the creator explained. "However, most of it is just relatable content for all."
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Passerby 2 years ago
I second this. My go to is the Golden Girls. I like watching this when I work at home.
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Urbangirlatl 2 years ago
This is why I watch the same things over and over. I can practically quote the movie without even looking up.
LizzieBoredom 2 years ago
I wish there was a category called 'You watched this already, Lizzie'.
Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
I don't know if it's the fact that I'm rewatching so much, but Netflix does have a "Watch again" category on my account
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Dark Side of the Loom 2 years ago
That’s why I love talk shows - you don’t really need to look at the tv screen… I play Klondike while listening, lol
ALonelyHeart 2 years ago
Plus hearing people talk, even if it is a planned conversation on a talk show, keeps us social without having to be around others.
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Carmen Simu 2 years ago
I pause the movie or re-watch the part I missed. That 10 seconds rewind "button" it's a little miracle! :D
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Omg so do I! Where are the research pandas?
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Gen X Feral (try/me) 2 years ago (edited)
Sounds like a great way to not have to worry about things rent or groceries for the next 5 to ten years, maybe less with good behavior.
Verena 2 years ago
As far as the comments stretch till now, we two are the only one's realizing what OP is doing...
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Babsevs 2 years ago
I have a new baby nephew due in a couple of months....we haven't had a fresh baby in the family for nearly 13 years, and I cannot wait to be doing silly things like this again *sigh*
Passerby 2 years ago
We haven't had a fresh baby in the family for a long time too. All we have lately are stale ones. Fresh ones are rather hard to find these days.
Load More Replies... Gen X Feral (try/me) 2 years ago
We've been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty.
jon gilbertson 2 years ago
27h of labor? if I can't squeeze a turd out 5 minutes I'm a little b1t ch. so glad I'm not a woman, or gotten one pregnant. if i saw my wife go through that, I'd dunno what I do. i know she'd be spoiled for at least 5 years.
General Stukov 2 years ago (edited)
I feel like this isn't exclusive to babies though... just more widely accepted
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
27 hours? Yeesh must my mother had been happy that it took only 20 minutes for me
AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus 2 years ago
Good for her! I only did 12 hours (started in my sleep). But, I had a friend who never made it into a delivery room with any of her six kids. For the first one she was home alone. Delivered her own baby and waited for the midwife to get there (long before cell phones). Don't remember the exact details for the next two. Of her last three, one was born as she was being wheeled into the labor room, another in the hospital hallway, and one in the hospital elevator. At least she made it into the building. With her, when contractions started, the race was really on. I don't think she was ever in labor longer than two hours.
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SmooshieFries 2 years ago
FRESH! I love it! My cousin Greg's boyfriend asked me on Thanksgiving, when my daughter was 2 days old, "Did you just have that baby?" I said," Yes, on Tuesday!" He said," Ya, she looks pretty fresh!" Almost peed myself
When it comes to some of the creator's favorite posts that they've recently shared, they told Bored Panda, "There is one I pinned to the profile about Crocs and being mentally unstable. They have nothing to do with each other, but everyone loves to hate on Crocs."
And as for the future of @laughing.chicks, you'll have to stay tuned, pandas. "We are starting to build our threads account and will hopefully release merchandise one day," the creator revealed. So be sure to go follow them right here, or if you're interested in checking out some of their other accounts, be sure to visit @circleofidiots or @Whineforwine_!
#10
Charity Angel 2 years ago
Thank you so much for drawing attention to this - I missed it, and it's GLORIOUS
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Harry Hwt 2 years ago
To be fair if your man actively goes to hooters then why is he your man get someone who's not a waste of space
GV Martinez-Williams 2 years ago
Well I, a woman, happen to like their chicken wings. My mother loves them. So that's kinda extreme in my opinion.
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Capo3Tanya 2 years ago
Interestingly enough, that place would probably also be for men, of a different persuasion.
tuzdayschild 2 years ago (edited)
I feel kind of sheltered. I thought they misspelled six pack.
YetAnotherSarah 2 years ago
There was a popular t-shirt for this faux-restaurant when I was in high school, but the place was called C***s with the "o" circling the eye of a rooster (as compared to the double o around the owl's eyes).
#11
Rosie Red 2 years ago
I don't know about the rest of Canada, but in my province, we're not allowed to smile on photo. We all look like we're having our mugshots taken.
Cat Chat 2 years ago
Yep, no smile, no glasses (so now I get squinty face, and hair down. I look like those death photos from the 1800s. 🤣
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General Stukov 2 years ago
I feel like that's just the normal face at the dmv, even my small town where there are like 14 people, a sheep and 2 deer there's always the sheep renewing his license..
AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus 2 years ago (edited)
When I got my picture taken at Costco for my membership card, I asked the lady who took it if she'd previously worked at the DMV. She didn't get it.
robin aldrich 2 years ago
I WISH they let me take a second photo.... They barely let me sit down so I always look like somewhat caught off guard.....
LizzieBoredom 2 years ago
You should have the same faked perplexed facial expression you have when the cop pulls you over.
#12
S. Narze 2 years ago
Yall have little Debbie frosted fudge cakes?? The long skinny cake 🙏😉
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Joshua Ortiz 2 years ago
Beef jerky for protein, skittles for fruit, m&ms for dairy and a variety pack of chips to cover my vegetable needs.
ConstantlyJon 2 years ago
can you tell my wife that? She tends to think that we did not need 50 bags of combos, but I beg to differ.
Amelia Jade 2 years ago
Weird. This is the exact sign inside the bathrooms at Eddie World in California. Eddie World is a gas station but also a massive candy store.
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 2 years ago
I've been to the Eddie World in Beatty, NV. Amazing candy/dried fruit/nut store. They have one in California too?
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Let's see...soda, M&Ms, Chips Ahoy, Whoppers, Pringles, Vienna Sausages, and Fig Newtons (they're good after heating up sitting in the front window.
We all know men and women both have equal potential to be hilarious, but the fact that this account is titled ‘Memes for Women’ got me wondering whether or not men and women have slightly different senses of humor. It doesn’t mean one gender is funnier than the other, but do we tend to enjoy different memes? In her book Humor’s Hidden Power: Weapon, Shield and Psychological Salve, Nichole Force, M.A. notes that research has shown women are more inclined to “take a narrative approach” and share humorous stories, while men “more commonly use one-liners and engage in slapstick.” Force also shares that “while women tend to use puns, self-deprecating humor and wordplay, men are more inclined to use physical and active humor.”
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whineygingercat 2 years ago
Robin Williams improvised so much on Aladdin (1992) they had enough recorded to make FOUR films.
Titian 2 years ago
Here is what the director says: https://ew.com/movies/mrs-doubtfire-director-chris-columbus-nc-17-cut/
Michelle C 2 years ago
The look on his face in that still tells us everything we need to know! May the absolute legend that is Robin Williams be at peace!!
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Ruth Harper 2 years ago
According to my cat, I am the chosen one. Because she's the queen of the world and she chose me to be hers.
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Moo 2 years ago
That's the thing we want...choice. Women who want no kids and to be successful in their careers aren't saying it's bad to be a housewife and stay at home mom. We just want the ability to choose. If I could choose to do anything though, I would just live a comfy life married with cats :)
Babsevs 2 years ago
Don't know why you've been down voted for giving an honest opinion??? We do want choice, and women should not be judging other women for taking the pathway if their own choosing if there is a choice available
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General Stukov 2 years ago
A woman after my heart... can we also get icecream and snacks and play vidja games? I can even leave for a bit if you need space to get some food cause we on a budget and doordash is a scam!
Mintii Bunnii 2 years ago
i am capable of much, but want to have the responsibilities of a cat
Research has also shown that men and women tend to adjust their style of humor depending on who their audience is. Force writes that, for example, Northwestern University psychologist Jennifer Hay found in 2000, after taping group conversations, “men were more likely to tease and try to one-up in their use of humor with other men.” When women were present, however, the men teased each other significantly less.
Similarly, research conducted by Martin Lampert of Holy Names University and Susan Ervin-Tripp of the University of California, Berkeley, found that in mixed company, women tend to be less self-deprecating and tease men more than they would tease other women. “The researchers concluded that men lighten up on the teasing with women out of a concern that it might repel them, while women become more assertive around men to counter feelings of vulnerability and to gain more equal footing with them,” Force noted.
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Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago
I’m commenting to cover up another comment. It’s not too bad, but I would like it to be not the only comment on here.
Shelli Aderman 2 years ago
When y’all do that, though? You know that we all scroll down to see what it was, though! 🤣 Best thing to do is to ignore it completely. Do not give the trolls and idiots attention.
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Marvelous Life 2 years ago
It is very much like a couple with different spending habits, trying to agree on a budget. I must have expensive gym and I must have 4 pay per view channels.
Serenity Now! 2 years ago
The United States did your credit score?! I thought only banks and reporting agencies do that. The US must not be as busy as I thought.
Cathe B Comedian/Musician 2 years ago
Great . A memesplaining mansplainer
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whineygingercat 2 years ago
My cat Gizmo will do this to my husband. Around 10:45p, Gizmo will stand up, look at hubby, meow - LOUDLY - several times, and then walk to the bedroom to put my husband to bed.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Yup my old man did similar the other night; he pawed at me like "I said bed now!"
Otis B Driftwood 2 years ago
My 6 month old puppy does this. If I'm not in bed by eleven he gets really mad and starts harrassing me.
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
I legit don't know if this was a save or a true call for attention...
Michelle C 2 years ago
That the cleaner replied right away and got straight to the point tells me that he or she anticipated correctly exactly how Mike was going to react!
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Rahb in Oz 2 years ago
Lucky! If ONLY my window cleaner, gardener, and builder would even bother to return MY calls!
Despite how hilarious countless women around the globe are, there is still a prevailing notion among many people that men are just funnier than women. In fact, one 2019 study claims that 63% of men are funnier than the average woman. (Ouch.) To get to the bottom of this, Olga Khazan at The Atlantic wrote a piece analyzing the “plight of the funny female.” One possible explanation for the belief that men are funnier than women is simply that men make more attempts at humor than women. In one experiment that professor Laura Mickes conducted, she gave male and female participants a list of random words and asked them to write paragraphs on them. Interestingly, the men chose to write more humorous paragraphs than the women, unprompted. However, when both parties were asked to use humor, the male and female groups were equally successful at being funny. The women just didn’t use humor as a default from the beginning.
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Urbangirlatl 2 years ago
Grocery shopping as a first date is perfect. You'll know really quickly if the other person is an adult or just a child in an adult body.
Kharyss 2 years ago
Been there. Done that. First date was lunch out. Went really well so ended up back at his place (don’t judge!). Quickly discovered he had no toilet roll. Or milk. Or coffee. Ended up taking him to the grocery store to stock up on essentials. Worked out ok and we stayed together for 12 years. But I always had to do the shopping.
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norabest321 2 years ago
My husband and my first date was to a farmers market. We both realized we liked the same things, had similar tastes, and appreciated the finer points of a small farmers market. Bc we live in Chicago, we also realized neither of us had money to set on friggin fire in order to buy 6 wild mushrooms. So we split the bill for some cheap, delicious tacos and the rest is history.
Serenity Now! 2 years ago (edited)
Yes! We can see how our potential SO's behave doing regular people stuff!
Margarita Spear 2 years ago
My now hubby and I spent our first almost date grocery shopping. It was Thursday night and I was making dinner Friday night. I needed groceries and he asked to join me. It was awesome.
ShellsBells 2 years ago
I used to take first dates with guys to Dave & Busters. We were able to have drinks and play games. We were able to relax, have fun, and act silly. I was able to see if he was too controlling, too competitive, or too stuck up.
Butterfly McQueen 2 years ago
This sounds awesome. Let's go to Target for a bit cuz, why not? Then we'll go to the used bookstore for awhile, grab a snack and then to top it all off, head over to PetSmart and pet strangers dogs for time.
Jaya 2 years ago
If you're with a person you really like, small stuff like errands are often quite fun.
Ela 2 years ago
I'm not sure it was the first date but I remember my older sister's boyfriend pushing her up and down the aisles in a grocery cart piling groceries on top of her. So, young enough I as a kid ran into them on a date, while out doing family shopping with parents. We all laughed, she had such long legs, sticking out of the cart. The pair of them are in their fifties now, still married, still silly!
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Diplodocus Dinosaur 2 years ago
Now you made me think of his clarinet noises and I can’t get back to sleep 😬🤣
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Michelle C 2 years ago
I just heard Squidward saying that to SpongeBob, even though I know they barely swore in the show!
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Mary Lou 2 years ago
Definitely. Parent might want to take Care prison isn't one of them... 😁
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Maxwell Collins-Posa 2 years ago
Me and my friend had a lemonade stand when we were kids. We would charge 10 cents per cup, and we made upwards of 500 dollars in months. My friend's little brother was able to buy a Nintendo Switch when he joined the business. It was by far, the best business venture I have ever invested in.
Marvelous Life 2 years ago
Did she learn that from somewhere ir is she just a queen in the making?
“Men are willing to take more risks [in humor], and they also fail more miserably,” Gil Greengross, an evolutionary psychologist with Aberystwyth University in Wales, told The Atlantic. But even when their jokes don’t land, Greengross says “it's worth it [for men to try]. If you fail and you're not funny, you lost maybe a few minutes. But if the person laughs, the benefit can be huge.”
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Silre 2 years ago
I was literally coming to say the same thing. I have a friend who says the about a Chinese buffet in the town where we went to college. "You go now, fat boy!"
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Bob Brooce 2 years ago
If I can keep eating I haven't had all I can eat yet. I never made it to a Chinese buffet when I was 20, but I'd often go back 4 or 5 times while having dinner at the dining hall when I was in school. I managed to put on the"freshman five" but until I hit 30 or so it was pretty much impossible to gain weight.
Krd 2 years ago (edited)
It's written in "broken English", which isn't inherently racist. People who's second language is English, do in fact sometimes talk like this. Usually it's only when you use it in mocking/insulting way does it become racist.
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Alexigirl1 2 years ago
And he went home. And his missus was sleeping. So he slipped into bed and snuggled up to her. Bliss!!!
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
but he was cold because he rode 5 km on his bicycle so his wife SCREAMED and then slapped him when he snuggled up to her, then kissed him, held his hand and they lived happily ever after.
Load More Replies... Brenda 2 years ago
My husband went to the bar one night with his little brother. And the next day he said he would have had more fun if I would have been there.
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Charity Angel 2 years ago
It's possible. My mum used to make this sauce that was so garlicky you actually lost the flavour because it just coated your tongue. And you breathed garlic for days on end. And I like garlic. A lot.
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
It probably won't be ruined if I put extra chocolate in my cookie dough. It never is
Bina Wei 2 years ago
It has for me. As i am partly lactose intolerant. (Meds make my tolerance higher.)
Diplodocus Dinosaur 2 years ago
Try vegan cheese and you can have lots! Tip from a milk protein allergic. 😊
Load More Replies... Angela C 2 years ago
Yes. I've only done that once though. Made scrambled eggs with a buttload of cheese. Those eggs sat like a rock in my stomach.
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Men and women also tend to perceive humor differently in relationships. “Although both sexes say they want a sense of humor, in our research women interpreted this as ‘someone who makes me laugh,’ and men wanted ‘someone who laughs at my jokes,’” Rod A. Martin of Western University, Canada, told Scientific American. Apparently, in every context other than platonic relationships, men prefer women who laugh at their jokes over women who make jokes, while women prefer to have partners who are funny.
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TheDemonicCat 2 years ago
Bet I could do it one. It's a skill all cats learn at a young age.
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Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 2 years ago
Do you play a ttrpg? Because of you do you can definitely work that into the game.
jon gilbertson 2 years ago
wot we doin tonite Brain? (table swipe, map thrown down) same thing we do every night Pinky ..try to take over the world!
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
If you throw in some pregnancies and breastfeeding periods you can seriously cut down on menstruations! /j
whineygingercat 2 years ago
And this is why I'm a firm believer that feminine products and the chocolate/wine you require at that time should be free
Gen X Feral (try/me) 2 years ago
Oh no honey your refund is Perimenopause. Nobody warns you before Menopause you get to have periods, hot flashes and night sweats among other horrible things and it can go on for years, truly heinous.
robin aldrich 2 years ago
And the extra puzzling thing is : gynecologists, which are still predominantly men, but more women are getting into the field.... only recently decided to start STUDYING this.
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Trinity 2 years ago
I got a hysterectomy a few months ago (I had Endometrial Hyperplasia turned cancerous), so I'll never need pads or tampons ever again, and I biologically can't have kids, so life is way cheaper for me.
your sarcastic bestie 2 years ago
so sorry about that. same with my mother, about a year after my younger sister was born. complications with stage 3 breast cancer. after i started getting periods, i was always jealous that she didn't get her periods anymore.
Load More Replies... Otis B Driftwood 2 years ago (edited)
I recently had to get an uterine ablation because I couldn't stop bleeding. How's everyone else's life going?
Anxious&Bored Bear 2 years ago
Hope u are doing better. I had to have my uterine walls scraped from excessive bleeding. My utuerus was too distorted from build-up for an ablation. I was put on Norethindrone for 2 weeks a month to decrease the bleeding, and it seems to be working.
Load More Replies... Stephanie Barr 2 years ago
For many women, it's not just the bleeding. My poor daughter has cramps so bad she throws up.
AnnwylTheBloodyLovesFerghus 2 years ago
Please, give her my best. I know how she feels. Apart from the excruciating cramps, there was the nausea, back ache, chills, whole mouth tooth aches, among other atrocities. And let's not forget the diarrhea. That was always heaps of not fun. I had maybe two free weeks a month. I hope she can find a way to get some relief.
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Adrian Scarlett 2 years ago
Women generally live longer than men. You get your refund at the end in time alone.
Darkiriscat 2 years ago
Hun, in the menopauze ya are gonna have more fequent and longer ones. Ask for a bigger efund and get me one too
ROSESARERED 2 years ago (edited)
That's a sad fact...but I'm 52, started at 10, come every 3 wks, no pregnancies...I don't want to know the maths Guys just don't get it
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Caroline Overill 2 years ago
Then he gets so used to me doing it he just gives me the money every time I see him
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My sister actually did have a sugar buddy in college. Completely 100% platonic but he'd give her money for food and cigarettes (thankfully she's since quit those) in exchange for just having someone to talk to, mainly about his job (paramedic, so obviously that gets rough at times). They're still friends to this day but she doesn't need money from him anymore
M Calad 2 years ago
My dream job. Take me to dinner and proceed to tell me all your problems. I'll listen, psychoanalyse you and even throw some solid advice and possible solutions, all for the price of one meal. Oh, if you tip me with dessert or a glass of wine I can hug you when we say goodbye and whisper "everything will be alright".
Load More Replies... Robert Miller 2 years ago
I know I'm gonna get hate for this , but if you're that shallow you don't deserve anyone .
Steve Robert 2 years ago
I'm a sugar daddy only because I have a daughter! Not exactly what I was looking for.
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
I point out cows. And that cloud that looks like a deformed alligator
Mat Hall 2 years ago
All clouds look like deformed alligators, it's just that some of them are waaaay more deformed than others.
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Cat Chat 2 years ago
One car trip, there was a Watch For Deer sign ... followed by a 5 mile ling dairy farm. From then on our family is now required to shout DEER upon seeing a cow. We even got a whole bus load of kids doing that on a school out of state trip. 🐄🦌
Gen X Feral (try/me) 2 years ago
I live in West Texas, if I said cow every time I saw one I'd sound like a rapper that can only say cow.
Duckie Measles 2 years ago
I was in a car ride a few weeks ago and passed a horse wearing a birthday party hat, which made it look like a unicorn. I'm still riding that cuteness high!
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Joanna Luttrell 2 years ago
There are horses and cows between our house and the grocery store so every week I point out the "horsies" and moo at the cows when we drive by. I am almost 50. Thankfully my husband finds it endearing.
Charity Angel 2 years ago
What would alpacas score? Not that they're as unusual as they were when I first spotted one in the UK (maybe 30 years ago?)
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Maybe he came from the countryside and already saw thousands of them in his life? I just did pet a few this morning while walking my neighbour's dog
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robin aldrich 2 years ago
Wasn't it a conversation starter On those 900 (sex talk) numbers,.... Anyone remember those ...They were advertised heavily.????? anyone? I'm old.
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
"A sheer, black lace thong... kneehigh grandpa socks, with suspenders, crocs and a 'Beer makes me fart' T-shirt. What about you?"
Hetal Vyas 2 years ago
Next time, say I'm in my ballgown and glass slippers polishing my diamond tiara!!
SabbeRubbish 2 years ago (edited)
It's gotten hard for men to start foreplay of a silly question like that isn't allowed anymore 😞 Yes, MEN
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
Ever heard of popcorn reading? Random choice and so so stressful!
whineygingercat 2 years ago
I would count so I would be able to backtrack to where the class was after I had read 3 to 5 pages ahead
Not-a-Clue (she/her) 2 years ago
It's so counter-productive! Students are so anxious or concentrating on the bit they are going to read that they don't listen to the other readers and miss all the info.
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Pheonixvatoreii 2 years ago
POCKETS? WHERE DID YOU FIND GET THEM? I NEED!
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The Starsong Princess 2 years ago
I change out of my nighttime sweatpants into my daytime work sweatpants everyday. You have to keep up your standards.
Miomirko Buhtlić 2 years ago
The proof that we as a civilization didn't learn anything is the fact we're not wearing sweatpants 24/7 everywhere.
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Tamara 2 years ago
Enjoy your youth, I know the stugles of the young, but please appreciate your body. No sore back or weak knees. And remember, if you are nice to yourself now, your body will thank you later. But also: being cute is ok, but i would choose laughing wrinkles over botox any day.
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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Ah, see, my mom was always going on about my weight, so I was sure I was a hippo. Turns out size 6 was actually pretty thin. Doesn't matter, I gave up long ago, sure I was just fat and nothing I did would help.
Babsevs 2 years ago
As a mum, I'm disgusted yours did this to you. My eldest is a larger girl (like me) youngest is a gangly size 6(UK) with boobs. Both are beautiful and while completely different in body type, neither receives any negativity from us. The only food/ body related conversations we have are to make sure everyone buys clothes that look nice, and they feel comfortable in.....and to make sure everyone eats lots of fresh fruit, veg and good proteins. That's it. Health and happiness are the only things you should want for your children x
Load More Replies... CanidaeVulpes 2 years ago
I was looking through some pictures and thinking the same thing. Youth is wasted on the young 😞
Marla Singer 2 years ago
It's true. I've spent my entire life feeling unattractive, but now at 40, I'm looking back at photos from 10 - 20 years ago and realizing I had no reason to feel that way. Not sure how to break that curse.
Trish 2 years ago
Also thought I was fat. I'm 5'9, and weighed 135 pounds. Oh, what I wouldn't give...
Alex Oop 2 years ago
Ditto, I'm also 5'9 and weigh 138 lbs. and looking back at my high school pictures where I weighed even less, thinking to myself "why did you think you were so fat"??? Realizing I was a PYT wish I recognized that back then
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VonBlade 2 years ago
Assuming you don't look like Susan Boyle's ugly sister, you'll be more beautiful than you think.
Load More Replies... Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
I thought I was fat in my 20-30s. I would KILL to weigh that now.
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Whiskey Tango Delicious 2 years ago
Why do so many call it the "fast" lane? It's for passing. Done passing? GTFO... Getting passed? GTFO... Singing "Kissed by a goose on the brain"? Speed up
Jk 2 years ago
Because using it only for passing becomes nonsensical once you're dealing with large volumes of traffic.
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Annik Perrot 2 years ago
No one's required to help crime. If you want to commit one, you'll wait till I have finished overtaking those trucks. At speed limit. I do cherish my driving license and want to keep it.
Maggie Fanelli 2 years ago (edited)
I live in the right lane because I’m a timid driver. I even hate having to pass other cars.
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Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
Or possibly "how ya doin', sorry you can't get through, but if you leave your name and you number, then I'll get back to you!"........depends on what generation you're from basically!
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T5n 2 years ago
Same here, unless I’m in my car alone, then I’ll sing at a regular volume
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When my Dad had his second stroke, it left him completely paralysed down one side and unable to talk. I would visit him, and my mum, every weekend. There was a playlist I used to listen to on the train, that included Kiss From a Rose. Every time I hear that track, I'm back on that train, gazing out of the window at the snow covered fields, wanting to see my Dad and dreading seeing him at the same time. Sorry. I just needed to offload. Ignore this.
Tarryn Ball 2 years ago
My God Son singing the first line, "There used to be a dying flower upon which I would pee".
Trish 2 years ago
Then when you really got into it... "There used to be a gravy tower alone on the tree You became the life on the hard sight of me Love remains, a drop that's an eye and not a thrill."
Load More Replies... norabest321 2 years ago
There were cds that had the lyrics printed out inside. But only some. Not all. It was a crapshoot but sometimes you got lucky.
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I was Supposed to be British. I know this with every new thing I learn. I was born in the wrong country. Help
Load More Replies... robin aldrich 2 years ago
Or if you were lucky the album you had..... had the lyrics printed on the sleeve.
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
That's why you bought the album/tape or CD and checked the little booklet. Was always such a let down when they didn't include lyrics.
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Alicat Wombat 2 years ago
Oh they KNOW what I be doing… Amazon Amazon Amazon DoorDash Netflix Amazon Amazon
Tyke 2 years ago
During covid I got an email from Amazon asking if I'm running a business... I absolutely was not.
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Lil Miss Hobbit 2 years ago
As someone who has worked at a bank...we try not to. We try really hard. Sometimes tho we do wonder.
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
no, but i put silly messages when i send money to my BF to embarras him because he thinks they read it.
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Queen Shay 2 years ago
The fact that this is so true is so sad. People be like why don’t you date? Do you have any idea how many women go out for dates and never come home?!?
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
When I was online dating & he wanted to pick me up, that was a HUGE red flag. Like, yeah right, I'm going to give my address to some random stranger I haven't even physically met yet. Delete.
Rahb in Oz 2 years ago
OK, so WHAT is wrong with him picking you up in his car? This kind of consideration went out with the doorman years ago, so I would hold onto him as he seems like a great catch!
Ryan Mercer 2 years ago
Make him sit at the opposite end of the bar, yell questions, then allow him to get closer for each right answer. Sheesh...
TruthoftheHeart 2 years ago
Chivalry isn't making someone rely on you to not be trapped away from home, chivalry is acting with manners you have your s**t twisted. Way too many guys will get pissy if a woman turns down their advances and leave her stuck because she took his ride or she ends up trapped in his car or at his house or wherever, no thank you!!
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Courtney Christelle 2 years ago
TodayMe is always having to pick up the slack that YesterdayMe leaves. That b**** is so lazy.
Willem Groenewald 2 years ago
Don't make it your problem, just leave it for TomorrowMe.
Load More Replies... Michael Largey 2 years ago
“Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” - Ernest Hemingway
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Drunk me is a helpful little elf who cleans things and puts things away and deals with small repetitive tasks that need doing because "well I don't have the attention span right now to do anything more complicated so let's get this out of the way, shall we?"
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
I’m tired of sober me creating awkward situations that I’ll need to become drunk me to deal with
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Magnion 2 years ago
Just be careful about taking too much. I took too much. NSAIDs and I had an ulcer and woke up in a pool of my blood almost dead.
ShellsBells 2 years ago
I have chronic gastritis from eating waaayyyy too much. Sucks for someone that has migraines.
Load More Replies... Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
Remember to use antiacids with ibuprofen and switch it up to paracetamol to give your stomach and kidneys a rest from time to time. And with paracetamol, don't go over the dose limits and don't ever drink alcohol with them, because that's how you destroy your liver. And switch paracetamol to ibuprofen from time to time.
Ela 2 years ago
Oh, I was so sad when the gastroenterologist said ibuprofen was off limits. Migraines and menstrual cramps that make me wish I was dead, but my guts don't work properly either so no nsaids!
Cindy Irvin 2 years ago
Lord yes. My cramps were so bad before ibuprofen -- severe waves of pain from navel to knees -- I was convinced I was dying 3 days out of the month.
Load More Replies... Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W 2 years ago
Three a day while waiting for hip replacement surgery. Now? 1-2 a month (but I have a HUGE bottle of the stuff!)
Gypsy Lee 2 years ago
If I could upvote this a million times I would; I had ORGANS removed and he told me to "deal with it" as he took the bumpiest road under construction on the way home. If I was younger I would have rolled out of the car and hitchhiked with the first person willing to take the road one block over.
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Siv Øiesvold 2 years ago
Same with tattoos. I can sit through an hour of tiny needles being punched into my skin. Patience, endurance, fortitude. I'll deal with this meeting just fine.
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
In the 90s when my old employer started drug testing, I said fine, but if they test positive for coke or meth, hire them. We got work to do
Shark Lady 2 years ago
A friend of mine works clothing retail and she gets a uniform allowance so at work she is always wearing the current stock. Her company don't care what she gets up to on social media as long as she doesn't wear anything from the last five years uniform.
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
Had a company owner ask me to send him a friend request on Facebook. I was like, "Why? We're not friends". I literally rendered him speechless. My FB is set to private for a reason, buddy.
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Khavrinen 2 years ago
Women wouldn't have anything to do with me when I had hair, so losing it hasn't really been much of a change.
Sandella 2 years ago
The hair makes no difference, it's the personality that counts. Forget the shallow people!
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2 years ago (edited)
If someone knows they couldn’t deal with a long term relationship, why pressure them into a scenario where they would be unhappy? Marriage isn’t a requirement after all..
Lori w 2 years ago
Afraid of commitment but use the same razor years in a row. Or same sweatshirt from a decade ago.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
I don't think people r the same as objects tho
Load More Replies... cerinamroth 2 years ago
I find bald men very sexy. However, I snagged an unusually hirsute Filipino and I'm very happy with the model I have :)
Superninjatiger 2 years ago
Some baldness combined with like 3mm or 3/32 inches shaved hair is like the hottest hairstyle I know.
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Shark Lady 2 years ago
I felt so sorry for Joe Alwyn, there were websites updating which of Taylor's friends had unfollowed him.
Lucille 2 2 years ago (edited)
Not sure why TheNword…Nubian thinks feeling empathy for another human being is mental illness. I bawled my eyes out when I first learned about some of the atrocities of the holocaust/WW2, even though I’ve never met a survivor. Just because a person is famous doesn’t mean we common folk can’t relate and empathize with their story. Some people do take it to extremes, but Shark Lady’s comment doesn’t sound extreme at all. Thank you for coming to my TED talk :)
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Junebugjump! 2 years ago
It’s even better to say the same to your ex’s whole sh***y family and their one friend you hated since you were 15!
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago
I mean...I'm sorry I'll probably get downvoted but I've never understood why "likes" & "friends" on social media would regulate one's self worth. Before I started dating my partner, I neither realized nor cared if an ex's friends "unfriended" me. Adios sucka'. 🤷♀️
whineygingercat 2 years ago
Yeah, it's like, dude you don't exist anymore. Go crawl back under your rock
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Grudge-holding Treefrog 2 years ago
How can gushers be so disgusting but still somehow taste good??
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
gushers are an entire food group and I’ve been eating them since the 90s
Aidan Pite 2 years ago
Fun fact: Some inventor DID make water-filled 'gushers' because dementia patients have trouble consuming enough fluids to be healthy, but will eagerly consume brightly-coloured candy-looking gel-sacs full of fluids. Cannot wait until it's mass-produced.
juice 2 years ago
they're gummy candy filled with fruit juice goop https://media.officedepot.com/images/f_auto,q_auto,e_sharpen,h_450/products/3927471/3927471_o06_fruit_gushers_fruit_flavored_snacks/3927471
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Samantha Angell 2 years ago
IDK, man, they made gummy vitamins and I was all pumped up; "I will always take my vitamins now, how clever and helpful". I'm pretty sure that same first jar is sitting in the recesses of my bathroom cabinet using those key nutritional components to create new life.
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 2 years ago (edited)
GIMME THAT BREAD AND NO ONE GETS HURT
Load More Replies... Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
Gobble gobble gobble yum yum ow burned my tongue but I don't care
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
Give me chocolate and don't judge my sweatpants, and we are as good as soulmates
Shira Blumberg 2 years ago
Demi lovato, it’s from a music video (I think “tell me you love me”)
Load More Replies... RavenTheCat 2 years ago
I do see your point, but i think the idea is her partner trying to nake her feel less ashamed of treating herself
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Well if you're in the US and you speak English and Spanish it's looked down on cuz you're probably an illegal or atleast your parents are. We're a cruel country and I hate it
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JK 2 years ago
You're in luck! All coffee has a naturally higher IQ than all the Kardashians put together!
Load More Replies... Stephanie Goadsby 2 years ago
Does the one on the left think she can fly in her winged bathing suit?
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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 2 years ago
I've worked in both and I quite agree
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Amen, the amount of idiots I had to deal with as shop manager could fill a whole book
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Jude Corrigan 2 years ago
I was travelling to an early appointment yesterday and witnessed an ambulance with flashing lights stuck in traffic. No one moved. It was ridiculous. At least if they has this,it would shame some drivers.
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Dark Side of the Loom 2 years ago
Well, the contrary amazes me more: that you should feel obliged to love someone just because they are blood related seems so random to me… As they say, you don’t get to choose your family, but you choose your friends and life partners
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Delta Dawn 2 years ago
same, like wtf happened and why are we already burying it so deep into our collective subconscious
Lynn Morello 2 years ago
Be thankful it is over, can we now put it to rest...Permanently? Please.
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago (edited)
Me. I get A's because I work hard, but I'm incredibly dumb. And oblivious. 😂😂
Lucille 2 2 years ago
SAME. I’m book smart and really good at tests. But that’s it, I’m a real dumb a*s mf in the real world 😂
Load More Replies... Tarryn Ball 2 years ago
The good old book smart versus street smart. I'm so much the latter that in my 20's my friends nick named me Phoebe from Friends.
Natalie Kelsey 2 years ago
Super fun, I gave birth to four of those people. Watching them mess around and find out is alternatively hilarious and heartbreaking
Show thyself 2 years ago
My grandma's sister and the whole bunch of family after her. 80% of them have a masters degree (at least). The other 20% are still in school or Just graduated. --- never met people so clever and yet so dumb
Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
My ex-husband used to tell me that I was either the smartest dumb person he had ever met, or the dumbest smart person he had ever met. Can't say that he was wrong.
S. E. in Indiana 2 years ago
Yes, used to work at a business where the owner's son was an excellent student. Always had straight A's and was very knowledgeable. Extremely book smart. But the kid worked the cash register one day and literally could not figure out how much change somebody got back form a $20 bill. If the register had not told him, I think he still would be standing there trying to figure it out.
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Ece Cenker 2 years ago (edited)
Or, whatever bad thing happens, I am lucky enough to resolve it easily/without receiving permanent damage.
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The Chocolate Gecko 2 years ago
One day you will have to answer for your actions.
Load More Replies... Heather Resatz 2 years ago
The key word is a 'little' drunk .. trust me, three Gin/Tonic and then Costco?? No thanks!
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Lil Miss Hobbit 2 years ago
I call them 'food time' and 'home time' and my coworker likes to shout it out on the minute "Miss Hobbit, it's FOOOD TIMMMEEE!!!"
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Catherine Maven 2 years ago
One of my favorite combacks was when a bank customer complained that I hadn't responded when he beeped his horn at me while I was walking to work: "Sir, if I waved at every man who beeped at me, my arm would FALL OFF!"
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CPooh 2 years ago
Um, yeah. That would be why they put those pics on dating profiles.
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
can confirm. Also can confirm that all women I've dated said the fish pictures put them off.
Jude Corrigan 2 years ago
Maybe it's a euphemism? He is trying to say his 'catch' is bigger than the other men.
boone williams 2 years ago
There's this bored-panda-ish website that has funny memes interspersed with pics of girls holding fish, and as a failed clinical psychologist, I think there are things to know and avoid about the demographic for that site
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Because everything we guys do has the purpose of conquering women /s
Kr-8YzEe zùt 2 years ago
Just a thought. Men like to do men things . Without thinking about women. Women like to do women things. Without thinking about men. What would it imply if it was a woman holding a fish? Please , everyone, stop projecting sex onto every situation. The LGBTQ community would certainly have an easier time of it.
Kr-8YzEe zùt 2 years ago
Edit to the above: I don't believe there is such a thing as men and women things....most of them ain't about procuring the opposite sex.
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Alicat Wombat 2 years ago
AKA try that s**t out in the world and someone is going to kick your a*s
the_avenging_knight 2 years ago
Oh no! We've been exposed to one swear word! How will we survive? /s
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Amaryllis 2 years ago
Just reading this made my stomach turn, remembering that smell filling the car.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
Some of us hotboxees developed allergies later in life; I need that pollen count low now
Dark Side of the Loom 2 years ago
My mom: a mix of perfume and Marlboros on the ride to church every Sunday - one of the reasons I became an atheist
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
My parents both smoked (dad still does). My older brother, sister in law, and brother in law all smoke. My sister and I are the only ones who don't. Road trips and family reunions are a health hazard at this point.
Beck 2 years ago
My husband quit smoking 6 years ago. His dad will still walk in our house with a lit cigar until I say something about it. Then I have to clean the air for about 24 hours. Pisses me off
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Nathan Pogorzala 2 years ago
You were one of the lucky ones if you got the flavor country of Marlboros. Those poor children who got Winstons or Kool.
Lucille 2 2 years ago
Idk if it’s just a regional thing but people in my small Canadian town call them “Marly-boos” 😂
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Penguin in disguise 2 years ago
What if we just work on weekends and dont on wewkdays and get payed the very same
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ShellsBells 2 years ago
I truly think I could actually get away with murder because of forensic files, lol.
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Dark Side of the Loom 2 years ago
Yes! My kids are 19 and 22 and I can finally tell them stories from my college years, ahah
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DC 2 years ago
Mine knew a lot back then, but they were shocked when I told them like a quarter of the things we actually did. The whole truth ... oh my ... we did a lot of things, a lot of them were stupid, but fun, and some just blatantly stupid. A lot of that wouldn't just fly through today. When I heard they started an investigation because somebody put a ball bearing on train tracks a few years ago, I couldn't help but laugh ... we were far from the worst. The worst I have seen regarding trains is someone who put a stolen bicycle on train tracks to have it run over, so it happened, and NOTHING at all followed, no investigation, not even any visible attempt to slow down or so. Having seen isn't equal to being able to do anything against it - he was a solid 3 years older, a lot when you're like 12 and plan to buy weed from that very person. Haven't seen him in years, more like decades, but after all, he wasn't of the evil type, but of the stupid, for sure...
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Marigold Groot 2 years ago
I always thought Victoria Secret should open another chain called Victoria's Drawers. They sell what we actually wear, comfy big girl panties and stretchy bras.
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Lynn Morello 2 years ago
The only reason I would do that would be, if the remote slid under the couch.
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Mochi 2 years ago
Me: Hey mom can I go? Mom: Talk to your father. Me: *same question* Father: Ask your mother
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
I would just keep pouring to see what comes next (with consent of course)
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Settled for Infamy 2 years ago
This is me, then the 9.5 had a few tweaks done, so I'm pushing 3 now 🤣
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Deborah B 2 years ago
Breakfast being the most important meal of the day was propaganda by Breakfast Cereal producers anyway.
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
Don’t provoke the Breakfast Cereal Committee! You could be toast!
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
I have a Pinterest board with over 85 random or unusual words and definitions pinned, so that when I have a hard time mentally or emotionally, I write a poem. My last one was called oubliette. And my second to last one was called oneirataxia
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ROSESARERED 2 years ago
I had a boyfriend who put aside 2 hours one day for us to be spontaneous...I don't think he got the memo
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the quickening 2 years ago
I... do not relate at all. I LOVE learning new things, and new gadgets are GREAT. Technological advancements are super neat!! But if you mean Tiktok or whatever, then yeah, f**k that.
Natty Tempest 2 years ago
I looked at twitter and Facebook and said "I'll watch that burn one day"...
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
When my niece was a toddler, she was playing a game on my sister's iPhone and the screen froze. She brought the phone to me to fix it. I don't use iPhones so I wasn't able to figure out how to get the screen back in working order. My niece gave me a frustrated sigh and then said "I do it myself!" and walked away. I'm useless with fixing technology!
Gen X Feral (try/me) 2 years ago (edited)
I feel so seen right now. I know enough to know I don't want to know anymore. I can pay bills, procure various foods and listen wtv tf I wanna listen to, I'm good.
Petra Schaap 2 years ago
i force myself to keep up (a bit) with "new things" even if i think i wont like them.
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Lesley Relph 2 years ago
A group of my classmates sitting around at breaktime and someone saying 'Everyone's beautiful in their own way' and they all turned to look at me in a kind o 'but there's always an exception to the rule' kind of way :(
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whineygingercat 2 years ago
That's why I love WhatsApp. It let's me delete for EVERYBODY. So if I'm quick enough, it never happened
Sexual Harassment Panda 2 years ago
I prefer to keep them and look back in a few years so I can feel the shame all over again.
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DC 2 years ago
... and another landmark o'clock is only 80 more minutes away ... have a sip of Rum in the 5 o'clock leafy water ... as morpheus is the lord of the dreamland (or so), and something rightly was named after him (or so), the bedtime routine may still be perceived as peak high during that very normal-to-be day. May prove itslef unhandy in the future for several reasons, but still, has something to it, haha...
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Catherine Maven 2 years ago
When (at age 65), I asked my mother when *I* get to retire, she responded, "Poor people DON'T retire." Ouch!
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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
And yes, I realize that is far fewer f***s than many other people have to give for the same result. I don't use my privilege for evil, but I do use it from time to time.
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Skye Ragsdale 2 years ago
Reminds me of the time I was breaking up with someone and they chose that moment to say they had been planning to propose 😳
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DancingPanda 2 years ago
You will then be in my pinned contacts and I’ll text you more than regular people, more food then you can come in and we can watch horror movies while eating burritos
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
"But darling, love is priceless!" "Priceless, not price less. Pay up!"
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Procrastinating.... 2 years ago
We call this emergency pizza. We had to have an intervention on the number of emergencies we had🤭
Amanda Rose 2 years ago
I don't drink for medical reasons but I still definitely have a freezer full of pizzas.
Crybabyartist 2 years ago
I drink for medical reasons, or any reasons and I always have frozen pizza, and a 2 pound bag for the extra cheese
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
It's sad to see what social media has come to. I'm guilty of overusing it, and I don't have much.
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S. E. in Indiana 2 years ago
This restaurants signs are great, there is a sight dedicated to it.
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Petra Schaap 2 years ago
oh Colin, the only times this happens, is when we're doing it ourselfs.
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DC 2 years ago
Try german Autobahn. Seriously, you drive past a police car at 300 km/h, if physics and wallet allow, and they won't care. If there's no limit, there's no limit. End of. For weekly commuters, a speed limit at least on the one-digit-Autobahn routes would cost ... many hours of lifetime. Can't imagine door-to-door, Berlin-Hannover, 284 km, in exactly 100 minutes in any other country (partly because both cities and the shortest and fastest road between them are in germany) without even braking a single law a single time. Here, this is possible. Done that. A care going about 230...240 km/h is required, and heavy feet aren't wrong either. Don't try on mondays or fridays.
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Kat Hoth 2 years ago
You would both leave your houses and meet up halfway.
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Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
I am seriously snort laughing at this, it should be way higher.
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GhostlySnail (she/her) 2 years ago
Ooh what’s it called? What’s it about?
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
... I mean if that didn't make me feel extremely guilty I'd love that
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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Honestly? Gauge or queue. I keep misplacing the U's for some reason.
Nay Wilson 2 years ago
I kid you not, when I was about 8 or 9 I had a spelling test at school and one of the words was queue. I got it wrong (I forgot the second ‘ue’) I knew as I was writing it it was wrong but I couldn’t remember the right spelling. 28 years later I’ve forgotten the 19 words I got right on that test but I remember forgetting queue
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Jane No Dough 2 years ago
I have to recite the rhyme in my head every time. (I before E, except after C, or when sounds like A as in neighbor or weigh.)
Load More Replies... Gen X Feral (try/me) 2 years ago
Congratulations. How did we function before spell check, duck if I know.
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
Chaotic me is amazing, regular me wants to sleep in a really comfy bed surrounded by cats and scroll Bored Panda. Both sides are cool!
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Not-a-Clue (she/her) 2 years ago
I got married in jeans & a football (soccer) shirt
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Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
"Sweaty pie" is now what I'll be calling my minge this summer.
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
*offended gasp* I'M VEGAN, HOW COULD YOU? (And everything goes downhill)
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Gen X Feral (try/me) 2 years ago
Could be worse, way worse. Like you're gonna die horribly fat bish, now that's just rude.
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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Not true. I also go to the dispensary and order stuff from Arm The Animals. 😀
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Hugh Crawford 2 years ago
Unless it means the next midnight, in which case, A 😁
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Are we talking The Price Is Right rules? (The closest without going over, then it's A.)
Boudewijn van der Mik 2 years ago
At 12.00 a.m becomes p.m. So it is as usual: In case of doubt go for C.
Lucille 2 2 years ago
But midnight is 12:00am. So C is actually more than 12 hours away from midnight :)
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Only A isn't 5 minutes from midnight and C isn't 10 minutes from midnight.
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rob 2 years ago
But are against bodyshaming when it comes to women. But height in men? No problem, fire your insults!
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
"We can't have sexy women in the media because of the male gaze and unrealistic beauty standards!" - Meanwhile we see buff, shirtless men all time on the screen...
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But small is adorable. Unfortunately my gf is taller than me tho..
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SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Luckily, drunk me is pretty low key. I just blather on about the Angevin Dynasty, or Pompeii or something. Protip: buy an archaeologist a drink and just sit and listen.
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rob 2 years ago
Yeah men can't drink what they like, it should only be manly drinks like beer or whiskey. Otherwise he's just a girl in denial /s
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Didn't u know drinking anything nice makes u immediately grow tits??
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Nathan Pogorzala 2 years ago
ah the comment section, filled with the most socially righteous people. without sin nor tarnish. Pure and willing to judge.
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Skye Ragsdale 2 years ago
People really out here bragging about putting other people in danger?
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