50 Random Memes To Entertain You While You Procrastinate

Yep. I also tell them to behave themselves.

Yes, and I pat them and kiss them and tell them to be nice to each other.

Short answer: Yes

Absolutely. I usually tell my girl cat "be nice to your brothers" although I know she probably won't 😅

Every single day.

Have seen before / makes me laugh. But also - this is a problem for modern men. Cars or doors into buildings - I've had it go both ways IRL. Some women appreciate the courtesy and some women take it as an insult and tell you they can open the door for themselves. MOST people (man or women) just say thank you and move on but I've seen it go both ways in the wild. It is no longer the expected norm.

" Real " men punch through the glass, then rip the door off....

Made ne laugh

Nope, not in years

I'm at retirement age, and keep in touch with a former coworker. He's older and always opens my door when we get together for dinner. I love it.

Maintaining a home - even as a single woman, the cleaning and maintenance takes up more time than I thought it would when I was younger!

It's still better than having to hunt for it.

dude just thinking with adhd is consuming to much energy

Cook extra to eat later. Leave dishes until "economy of scale" makes it take less time per dish.

If I'm not cooking, I'm prepping it, cleaning it, or serving it. My kitchen sink facing my neighbors gets weird.

Omg, if anyone wants one and they're In England, I was on holiday to Ludlow and the castle gift show were selling them there! I almost got one!

And I have a new project goal.

Okay, this looks stupid, but living in the Northeast, this is definitely something that would make winters a bit warmer.

Unless lined, of no value mask wise.

Bruh

you should eat the meteors first

I have done this!

They should have turned the dino on the right upside down, so it looked like it was unalived. But well played all the same.

Dino-nuggets are actually dinosaur nuggets, if you think about it the dinosaurs "evolved" as todays chickens.

played with food as a kid too. love the presentation!

As an ex carpet fitter, that ain't easy, nice work! 👍

That's a brilliant idea-the only issue would be tufts of wool coming loose at the cut edge, but you can get sprays that stop fabric from fraying, or maybe just paint it with PVA glue at the bottom of the pile-if it's a long pile you wouldn't see it.

Im impressed

I could never in a million years get that to fit so precisely. I'm awed.

Good idea

I do this 100% of the time

Oh, my gosh...ME too!! EVERY darn show where there is one... Also, check the eyes to see if they flutter at all.

In "the name of the rose" you can see the "dead" body of a monk blinking

I do this more than I should

I always check to see a chest rise and when it dosnt im thinking that they are good swimmers

It's literally 2:31 as I'm reading this, and yes it was also 10:30 like a minute ago

Who changed my clock??

Lets do the time warp again.

If its set clocks forward or back 1 hour then its 24hrs after or before

Especially if you're reading a good book and you keep telling yourself "just one more chapter."