First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carriage funny tweets about your marriage!

Marriage or a long-term relationship can be quite funny at times. Especially when you're arguing over random stuff like the brands of toilet paper or having a fight entirely in fridge magnets. And if laughter truly is the best medicine, then there's nowhere better to apply it than when leading a married life. If you can relate to these silly married couple problems, then you'll love Bored Panda's list of marriage jokes, revealing the truth about having a spouse. They may be just up to 140 characters funny Twitter rants, but they're still honest and completely relatable. Take a look below - if you have a significant other, and don't find these hilarious, then it's probably time to get some relationship advice. Don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1

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GrantTanaka Report

Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
4 years ago

ROFL

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#2

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granttanaka Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Ha ha, next time just leave your phone off and sleep in. This is hilarious!

Vanessa
Community Member
4 years ago

He should've stopped with the first one, it was the easier :D

Joanna Kirkendall
Community Member
4 years ago

Because, men forget that a woman's work is never done. And, that means there is always work to do in any given place. Lol

Razel Navarro
Community Member
4 years ago

Brilliant!

Teodora Alexandra
Community Member
4 years ago

so many opportunities to make yourself useful!

Silke Hagemann
Community Member
4 years ago

Well, I love how wifey just fling it at him. He has no chance getting away lol.

Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
4 years ago

one of my all-times favourite for this category :D

Zaratsay Sian
Community Member
3 years ago

lol

Lyn Limpert
Community Member
3 years ago

Great!

Richard Carr
Community Member
3 years ago

NOT

Richard Carr
Community Member
3 years ago

NOT.

Shelly Bryant
Community Member
4 years ago

Hilarious😂

Charles Pappa
Community Member
4 years ago

In Latvia we say "get potato"

Mary Laniewski
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL!!

Lelehna Elder
Community Member
4 years ago

lol

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#3

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iwearaonesie Report

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
4 years ago

Challenge accepted

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#4

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justinguarini Report

over opinionated
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4 years ago

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Pussy

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#5

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iwearaonesie Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Probably less getting bitched out that way

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#6

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Milos Gajic
Community Member
4 years ago

Lol!

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#7

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dafloydsta Report

Vanessa
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4 years ago

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sounds fake :s

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#8

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mynameisntdave Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Just duck fast, when she "dishes" it back!

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#9

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XplodingUnicorn Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

That's the most colorful fight ever

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#10

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theboydp Report

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
4 years ago

Poor Boyd (no pun intended)... that was only the bill you happened to open

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#11

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XplodingUnicorn Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

But pandas are way cuter

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#12

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wife_housy Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

My hubby finds everything for me I'm useless in finding anything

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#13

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iwearaonesie Report

Perla Garcia
Community Member
4 years ago

ROFL

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#14

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Luis Milian
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4 years ago

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I read this with a smile but disappointed. lol

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#15

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amydillon Report

kotlety
Community Member
4 years ago

Legend says it's still paused

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#16

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ValeeGrrl Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

What do u do to yourself that sounds like a candy wrapper for that to be mistaken

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#17

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Misty Pal
Community Member
4 years ago

hahaha great idea! will do this in future

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#18

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GrantTanaka Report

Silke Hagemann
Community Member
4 years ago

Rofl

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#19

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iwearaonesie Report

Inge Vos
Community Member
4 years ago

Yes - when it's empty, don't put it back but throw it away!

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#20

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dafloydsta Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

How do u buy a pet penguin?

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#21

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hardlyrelevant Report

Vicki AKA v23474
Community Member
4 years ago

This would be me!

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#22

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hatfieldanne Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahaha that is adorable

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#23

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est1975blog Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

You have an easy to deal with husband then...

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#24

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3sunzzz Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

How'd you do it I want guinea pigs

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#25

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dafloydsta Report

Aarin Nichols
Community Member
4 years ago

😂😂😂

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#26

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StellaGMaddox Report

Julia Hosack
Community Member
4 years ago

ROFLMAO!!!!

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#27

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DanielRCarrillo Report

Misty Pal
Community Member
4 years ago

lol, this made me crack up

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#28

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iwearaonesie Report

Aarin Nichols
Community Member
4 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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#29

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LetMeStart Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

And that my pandas is how you win

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#30

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TheBoydP Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

How romantic...

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#31

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mel_evans Report

Toni E.
Community Member
4 years ago

Love is too

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#32

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KentWGraham Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Interesting fact I googled once apparently if you repeatedly get kicked in the balls for an hour it's almost as bad as childbirth... men couldn't handle it they'd die of pain that too is a fact I've read

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#33

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BradBroaddus Report

Silke Hagemann
Community Member
4 years ago

Omg, I can't, I just can't. I'm dying with laughter!

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#34

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XplodingUnicorn Report

C. Jonathan Smith
Community Member
4 years ago

= married

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#35

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tchrquotes Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Taco bell the restaurant that serves you meat just barely above dog food yummm

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#36

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Vanessa
Community Member
4 years ago

And it's also annoying to buy, since it takes almost a whole bag

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#37

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over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

Less thinking for you think her

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#38

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Murry Mo
Community Member
4 years ago

Been there...my husband and I call it the fluff cuff of 2014

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#39

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dafloydsta Report

Xreya Arur
Community Member
4 years ago

Sounds like you got married to Abed from Community :P

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#40

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tchrquotes Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

That's why you make just one more so when he inevitably asks you don't need to say no

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#41

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simoncholland Report

Andrea Ferber
Community Member
4 years ago

Did that. Still got divorced.

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#42

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hatfieldanne Report

Leck Goodnough
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL

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#43

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cameronesposito Report

Patti Randolph
Community Member
4 years ago

We do this almost every morning.

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#44

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iwearaonesie Report

gabiru
Community Member
4 years ago

Too funny!!!

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#45

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Cherie
Community Member
4 years ago

LOL!

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#46

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cbbrankley Report

Maggie Brodie
Community Member
4 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂epic

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#47

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over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

If it were up to him folding is rolling it into a ball and shoving it in the dresser in a shelf at random

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#48

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Misty Pal
Community Member
4 years ago

and 2 TVs...

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#49

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moooooog35 Report

Flora Polvado
Community Member
4 years ago

This actually happened to us.

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#50

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ValeeGrrl Report

over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

I love this I haven't seen beauty and the beast since I was a child. I remember that part so clearly

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#51

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yoyoha Report

Jennifer Meacham
Community Member
4 years ago

and then we BOTH laughed! lol

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#52

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simoncholland Report

Leck Goodnough
Community Member
4 years ago

You got it, buddy.

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#53

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simoncholland Report

Lauren Mitchell
Community Member
4 years ago

OMG! Hahahahahahahaha!

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#54

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MommaUnfiltered Report

Haider
Community Member
4 years ago

Its a start.....

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#55

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over opinionated
Community Member
4 years ago

When sexy becomes “hey there's 15 minutes before our show starts..."

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#56

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KentWGraham Report

Diana Buck
Community Member
4 years ago

There's actually 613 commandments.

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#57

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Jennifer Meacham
Community Member
4 years ago

and my husband laughed and laughed at this one...

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#58

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Lukacs Varga
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4 years ago

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your wife has a separate home?

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#59

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Naima Ivansdóttir
Community Member
4 years ago

brilliant

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#60

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wife_housy Report

Adriana Dias
Community Member
4 years ago

Same here!

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#61

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Michele Werkeiser
Community Member
4 years ago

It's the same with kids. She's my daughter when she's all smiles and sunshine. When she misbehaves then she's "your daughter"

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#62

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TheCatWhisprer Report

Rachel Denyer
Community Member
4 years ago

That is lucky!

#63

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michelleames Report

Karol Olson
Community Member
4 years ago

Every. Day.

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#64

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rockymomax Report

Tillie Martinussen
Community Member
3 years ago

😂😂😂😂

#65

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Amburglar_ Report

Crackr Jax
Community Member
4 years ago

This! Hehe

#66

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#67

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Mr_Kapowski Report

Willi Waldmaus
Community Member
4 years ago

THIS.

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