First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carriage funny tweets about your marriage!

Marriage can be quite funny at times. Especially when you're arguing over random stuff like the brands of toilet paper or having a fight entirely in fridge magnets. Can you relate? Then you'll love Bored Panda's list of hilarious tweets, revealing the truth about marriage. They may be just up to 140 characters, but they're still honest, funny, and completely relatable. Take a look below and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1

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GrantTanaka Report

Naima IvansdΓ³ttir 2 years ago

ROFL

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#2

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Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Ha ha, next time just leave your phone off and sleep in. This is hilarious!

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#3

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iwearaonesie Report

Anna Brandigi 2 years ago

Challenge accepted

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#4

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Jennifer Howard 2 years ago

A real man would have shown her!...And got three.

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#5

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Perla Garcia 2 years ago

ROFL

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#6

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C. Jonathan Smith 2 years ago

Just so yes!

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#7

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dafloydsta Report

Luis Milian 2 years ago

as the best man...its his job.

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#8

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mynameisntdave Report

Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Just duck fast, when she "dishes" it back!

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#9

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XplodingUnicorn Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

That's the most colorful fight ever

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#10

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theboydp Report

Yvonne Bernal 2 years ago

Poor Boyd (no pun intended)... that was only the bill you happened to open

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#12

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wife_housy Report

Andrew Ramirez 2 years ago

I honestly think moms/wives don't actually find stuff, they just put it in an alternate dimension and then conjure it up in an obvious place

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#13

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Paul King 2 years ago

That so belongs in an episode of Family Guy or American Dad! It's just the right humour!

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#14

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cjohnsonking5 Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

So romantic I can feel the love

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#15

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amydillon Report

kotlety 2 years ago

Legend says it's still paused

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#16

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ValeeGrrl Report

Georgina Dunn 2 years ago

Haha my boyfriend would be excited about the kitkat

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#17

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Misty Pal 2 years ago

hahaha great idea! will do this in future

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#18

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GrantTanaka Report

Silke Hagemann 2 years ago

Rofl

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#19

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iwearaonesie Report

Inge Vos 2 years ago

Yes - when it's empty, don't put it back but throw it away!

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#20

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dafloydsta Report

Sanket Rege 2 years ago

You guys doing own a tub?

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#21

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hardlyrelevant Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

Too many at the same time...

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#22

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hatfieldanne Report

Jennifer Meacham 2 years ago

so cute!!! we need to get Lord Melbourne a top hat!!

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#23

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over opinionated 2 years ago

You have an easy to deal with husband then...

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#24

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3sunzzz Report

Celeste Barczewska 2 years ago

I just did this two days ago :D We now have a hedgehog :)

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#25

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dafloydsta Report

Aarin Nichols 2 years ago

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#26

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StellaGMaddox Report

Julia Hosack 2 years ago

ROFLMAO!!!!

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#27

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DanielRCarrillo Report

Misty Pal 2 years ago

lol, this made me crack up

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#28

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iwearaonesie Report

Aarin Nichols 2 years ago

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#29

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TheBoydP Report

Silke Hagemann 2 years ago

Awwww how sweet

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#30

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LetMeStart Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

And that my pandas is how you win

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#31

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mel_evans Report

Toni E. 2 years ago

Love is too

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#32

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KentWGraham Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

Interesting fact I googled once apparently if you repeatedly get kicked in the balls for an hour it's almost as bad as childbirth... men couldn't handle it they'd die of pain that too is a fact I've read

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#33

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BradBroaddus Report

Silke Hagemann 2 years ago

Omg, I can't, I just can't. I'm dying with laughter!

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#34

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XplodingUnicorn Report

C. Jonathan Smith 2 years ago

= married

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#35

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Whitney Shields 2 years ago

Ahh Taco Bueno...always have to have at least 4 tacos lol and lots of salsa!!!

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#36

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PJTLynch Report

Vanessa 2 years ago

And it's also annoying to buy, since it takes almost a whole bag

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#37

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Ernesta Brouwer 2 years ago

O. M. G!

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#38

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Murry Mo 2 years ago

Been there...my husband and I call it the fluff cuff of 2014

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#39

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dafloydsta Report

Xreya Arur 2 years ago

Sounds like you got married to Abed from Community :P

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#40

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tchrquotes Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

That's why you make just one more so when he inevitably asks you don't need to say no

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#41

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Maria Poka 2 years ago

And IKEA furniture

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#42

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Maureen Mower 2 years ago

After having a similar argument with my late hubby (who was a Nascar fan, and I hated the sound of those engines!!), his birthday gift a few weeks later was a wireless headphone set so he could watch his racing and I didn't have to hear it!!

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#43

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cameronesposito Report

Leck Goodnough 2 years ago

sounds like someone I know

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#44

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iwearaonesie Report

gabiru 2 years ago

Too funny!!!

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#45

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Benski Trenkins 2 years ago

Sounds like same with Terms of Service documents. You said "I do" without reading haha. (It's in the small print )

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#46

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cbbrankley Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

I'm not the only one... I love him but sometimes you wanna smack the stupid out

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#47

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XplodingUnicorn Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

If it were up to him folding is rolling it into a ball and shoving it in the dresser in a shelf at random

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#48

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Misty Pal 2 years ago

and 2 TVs...

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#49

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Lauren Mitchell 2 years ago

We have no room in the fridge, no room in the cupboard Him: babe, there's nothing to eat.

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#50

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over opinionated 2 years ago

I love this I haven't seen beauty and the beast since I was a child. I remember that part so clearly

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#51

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Jennifer Meacham 2 years ago

and then we BOTH laughed! lol

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#52

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simoncholland Report

Leck Goodnough 2 years ago

You got it, buddy.

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#53

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Lauren Mitchell 2 years ago

OMG! Hahahahahahahaha!

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#54

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MommaUnfiltered Report

Haider 2 years ago

Its a start.....

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#55

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over opinionated 2 years ago

When sexy becomes β€œhey there's 15 minutes before our show starts..."

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#56

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Diana Buck 2 years ago

There's actually 613 commandments.

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#57

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Jennifer Meacham 2 years ago

and my husband laughed and laughed at this one...

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#58

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Haider 2 years ago

I think you used al of them......

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#59

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over opinionated 2 years ago

XD that's so true the longer your together the more home cooked food hits the waistline

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#60

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wife_housy Report

Adriana Dias 2 years ago

Same here!

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#61

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DrMikeLloyd Report

Maureen Mower 2 years ago

This is so true... "We" adopted two kittens, but they were always "my" cats when the litter box needed changing, or they scratched the sofa, or they needed a refill of water/food. To add insult to injury - they liked HIM best!!

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#62

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TheCatWhisprer Report

Rachel Denyer 2 years ago

That is lucky!

#63

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michelleames Report

Karol Olson 2 years ago

Every. Day.

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#64

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Tillie Martinussen 1 year ago

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#65

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Amburglar_ Report

Crackr Jax 2 years ago

This! Hehe

#66

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#67

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Mr_Kapowski Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

Sadly that is more me... oh god I need him

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#68

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JudgeYouHarshly Report

Lauren Mitchell 2 years ago

Hint, it's me :)

#69

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ian_mendes Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

Unless it stinks....

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#70

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#71

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FatherWithTwins Report

Michele Werkeiser 2 years ago

Husband- playing computer game. Wife- turns on HGTV. Ten minutes later hubby is turned around watching HGTV cause it's addictive.

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crankyfae Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

I'm in the middle of baking my 40 pound overweight hubby a stupid amount of double chocolate cookies.... I feel terrible now

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#73

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gabiru 2 years ago

HAAAAAAAAA!

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#74

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simoncholland Report

Catie Brandyberry 2 years ago

I'm ALWAYS hot, even in the winter. My brother is ALWAYS cold, even in the summer. One of us is usually miserable.

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#75

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#76

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#77

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Diana Rodz 1 year ago

I must be married, but never heard any part of the ceremony.

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#79

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Lara Sun 2 years ago

Replace Tupperware with IKEA

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#80

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Jo Hoad 2 years ago

Where did you get red stiletto heels to fit a dog? Any chance of a photo?

#81

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joshhafner Report

Perla Garcia 2 years ago

LOL this is so true!!

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#82

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DowntimeDad Report

over opinionated 2 years ago

Been there just not angry about it he laughed his ass off... I screamed