30 Of The Funniest And Strangest Ads Ever Seen On Craigslist

A B C 6 years ago

Haha yeah me too :D

17points

Shireen 6 years ago

Same, good for him! 🤣

11points

blugeagua 6 years ago

Everyone kind of knew where it was going though.....

6points

Rochelle Luong 6 years ago

Same lol, I was getting upset then that last paragraph got me

4points

mandy randall 6 years ago

That's exactly the same way I read it, was bummed then literally lol, needed a good laugh. I wanna meet this guy:)

4points

MLE RatLover 6 years ago

I thought, okay, yeah, then I reread it. Then I reread it. THEN I got it! Haha! Then I reread it again.

3points

Kaiyan Nageswaran 5 years ago

Lol I love this.

1point

Max L. 6 years ago

This chap here won the internet today

27points

alwaysMispelled 6 years ago

Today and everyday

3points

A B C 6 years ago

Whoa, I started out being mad how this guy can trade his loyal dog to some person that'll never love him as unconditional as a dog... Until the last paragraph. You, Sir, are the MVP here.

16points

backatya 6 years ago

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glowworm2 6 years ago

I actually figured out who he was really selling once he got to the nails part.

11points

R.s. Potter 6 years ago

The long hair was the clue for me. Beagles have very short hair.

3points

tuzdayschild 6 years ago (edited)

I love it when have they their priorities straight.

10points

Foxxy 6 years ago

Hahaha, gold.

10points

Hans 6 years ago

I would rather take Molly.

7points

Uwe Theiss 6 years ago

I think most of us would. But the guy is right to trash her.

2points

jevais 6 years ago

Never ever give up your pet if asked to do so by a boyfriend or girlfriend. This sort of behavior is so perverted and narcissistic. Better find someone who will be true to you both (pet). Avoid people who do like animals or nature, in the end these sorry egocentric will make your life hell.

6points

María Hermida 6 years ago

Good for him! He doesn't need such a selfish person by his side. Thanks god his beautiful dog helped him realise what kind of "person" he was dating. I hope he finds true love soon. He deserves it!

5points

superwham all powerfull 6 years ago

i dont lie he had me in firat half

5points

#2

The Things You Find On Craigslist

Final score:

511points

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Brandy Grote 6 years ago

Fish drama

167points

I’mSoEmotional 2 years ago

“As the ocean turns…”

0points

Eirik Johnsbråten 6 years ago

Kevin is a jerk. Don't be like Kevin.

39points

Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago

There are a lot of cartoon/fictional Kevins who are jerks. Like Kevin from home alone. He's mean

7points

Slinkman 6 years ago

'Crazy Kevin' and 'Not right in the head Neal'.

25points

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago

Crazy Kevin and Numbskull Neal?

2points

GodOfHyperdeath 6 years ago

Ah. There’s always a shady brother.

15points

Raine 6 years ago

I Love the badness!! Wish i had seen this.. I wanna be Kevin and Neals Friends lol

8points

Shyla Clay 3 years ago

Wait until they invite you to be dinner.

0points

Vic 6 years ago

I think crazy runs in the family..

7points

debrina blackmoon 6 years ago

the ShadyJerk Brothers

1point

A B C 6 years ago

That's better than any soap TV series.

7points

Katie Hayes 6 years ago

Ahahha this is hysterical 😁. I have my own fish tales I know these types . I have a single Slayer left the rest have fallen to his will

5points

glowworm2 6 years ago

I can't stop laughing at this. It got even better when Neal was mentioned.

4points

Vicky Zar 6 years ago

Well what do you expect if its name is Kevin? (The name Kevin is very unpopular in Germany because .... lets say because of prejudices)

2points

#3

Uber Alternative

Final score:

451points

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bahamut 6 years ago

Need a partner?

116points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Marry me!

23points

AndersM 6 years ago

Sold!

19points

JeffC 6 years ago

You too? I'll split the cost with ya!!!!

3points

Kiss Army Premium 6 years ago

This sounds like fun!!

10points

Coco 6 years ago

I need this guy in my life.

7points

backatya 6 years ago

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Boaty McBoatface 6 years ago

And we never saw any of them again...

5points

Belle Cypher 4 years ago

yep

0points

Minnie-me 6 years ago

Do you currently work in the suburbs of Chicago? Asking for a friend (me)

5points

Anna Repp 6 years ago

LMK if he replies - I'm in Skokie and I need him too!

0points

Kururi.Orihara 6 years ago

Change the vehicle and this might be Dean Winchester. Except for the Skynard maybe, replace with Metallica

5points

debrina blackmoon 6 years ago

that works too

1point

Baba Caine 6 years ago (edited)

So he is a uber 🤔

4points

JeffC 6 years ago

Goober maybe but he's no Uber ;)

2points

Sofia Gunn 6 years ago

i will take him up on that offer

4points

The US ad website Craigslist has its roots in 1995 when Craig Newmark created an email distribution list for his friends that featured local events in the San Francisco Bay Area.

#4

Another Craiglists Gem

Final score:

423points

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Neon Petra 6 years ago

The last reason is gold.

184points

mcsa student 6 years ago

no, reasons 3, 5, 6, 15, and the one you mentioned are absolute GEMS

8points

Dani 6 years ago

The fifth one rocks too

3points

iblowsheep 6 years ago

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1point

My O My 6 years ago

I love the one with the divorce 😂

10points

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 6 years ago

Think of all the ticket you can save for 50 bucks. It literally pay for itself.

8points

Vicky Zar 6 years ago

I would like to be brave and crazy enough to do all those things!

5points

DancingToMyself 6 years ago

It comes naturally with aging :)

0points

Zei Kiljoy 6 years ago

This entire list is amazing.

3points

GodOfHyperdeath 6 years ago

....I’d actually do all those things in a wedding dress...

3points

R.s. Potter 6 years ago

A size 10 of 20 years ago may be closer to a present day size 2 that the seller realizes. But very few young women actually want to wear their mother's wedding dress.

2points

DancingToMyself 6 years ago

I haven't met any. :D

0points

Bonnie Blue Bird 6 years ago

tell santa you want a husband ..... lol .. i wanna know what santa would say :P

2points

Cherie of Numenor 6 years ago

...wear it to chaperone your son's prom....LOL

1point

Samantha Angell 2 years ago

Scare your boyfriend 🤣

0points

#5

Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

Final score:

335points

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 6 years ago

I think the whiskey and donuts are the reason why you can't beat it.

144points

Thomas Dickson 2 years ago

To be fair, the Vanilla Dome is pretty hard...

0points

Neon Petra 6 years ago

Weird, but I get where that person's coming from.

19points

GodOfHyperdeath 6 years ago

Yep, vanilla dome is hard.

11points

PandaPiñata 6 years ago

Not trying to beat Vanilla Dome while drinking whiskey might be a solution to your problem :)

9points

Bob Beltcher 6 years ago (edited)

I'll do it in under 90 seconds. No whisky, just have extra donuts.

7points

Paul Lund 6 years ago

U can beat it now, on switch they let you rewind your errors. So many errors

5points

Nadine 6 years ago

OMG I know what "the fear" is... Happened to me when I got stuck in Twilight Princess where I had to escort a carriage and fend off attacks. I actually managed to get past that part after several weeks and weeks... Then I just stopped playing the game, lol.

4points

Philly Cashion 6 years ago

Legacy of Kain, Soul Reaver. I played that game over a decade ago and anytime I think of it I hear "Where are you going little soul?" Those words are going to haunt me to my grave.

2points

Sinkvenice 6 years ago

If he can't beat vanilla dome he's not going to like what's coming up.

4points

Hans 6 years ago

Super Mario Worle now is a really easy game... Try to get it 100% in Donkes Kong for the Switch (og also the Wii) and things really get ugly!

3points

Katie Hayes 6 years ago

Hahah your my hero 🥰

2points

Slinkman 6 years ago

It's not the one who helps you that's the idiot though :p

2points

Tammy Hornback 6 years ago

I'M COMING!!!

1point

#6

Free Almonds!

Final score:

318points

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Neon Petra 6 years ago

I laughed soooo hard.

110points

Raine 6 years ago

Just pissed myself laughing... im his wife!"!

31points

Ava Florine 6 years ago

Wait whattttt

5points

Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago

No.... ur kidDING OMG LMAO HAHAH

4points

TheAnimeGirl 6 years ago

Hahaha buy them then give them back to him

2points

SnowWolf 6 years ago

Doubtful

2points

Doug The Pug 4 years ago

liar.

1point

Kaiyan Nageswaran 5 years ago

What!? No way.

0points

Nora H. 6 years ago

No waaaaaaayyyyy..!!!??

0points

Roger Haywood 6 years ago

What a nut.

12points

Flash Henry 6 years ago

I accidentally added an extra 0 to my order of salt packets for the office. I now have a box of 5,000 tiny salt packets and a very frustrated boss.

4points

Jack Lernaean 6 years ago

Why in the first place you ordering 500 tiny salt packets!? How big is your office? 0_0

2points

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 6 years ago

Make 10th of whatever you are cooking.

3points

Alusair Alustriel 6 years ago

I love the "Please my wife will kill me" XDDDD

2points

Amr Mohamed 6 years ago

Ah, Durham =).

2points

Missy Barton 6 years ago

I once ordered a bag of lavender for a project I was doing. I thought it would be a smallish bag. It was the size of a basketball. I had it in my closet for five years before I finally gave it to my aunt.

1point

A B C 6 years ago

Haha this one is great :D

1point

Amelia Earhart 3 years ago

Since they keep reducing the text size, happens to me all the time. No matter, your friends and neighbors will love you!

0points

One year later, it became a web-based service, expanding into other classified categories. By the dawn of the new millennium, Craigslist expanded into other US cities.

#7

Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

Final score:

255points

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Neon Petra 6 years ago

I laughed waaaay too hard at this.

90points

May Kristoff 6 years ago

I am not even mad. This is way useful.

8points

Dusty 6 years ago

10 points to whoever can guess the last 2 words, I reckon they are 3 digits so "Fat Hoe"?

4points

Cindy Snow 6 years ago

A*s hat?

1point

Kristof De Smet 6 years ago

He/she no longer needs them...

4points

N G 6 years ago

Yeah after a few weeks the smell reminds you.

5points

Cindy Snow 6 years ago

Some people need this as a tattoo

2points

Dorothy Parker 6 years ago

And yet it's not funny.

2points

Kaiyan Nageswaran 5 years ago

I’m a little worried the kid will read this

1point

AvengingDragon 6 years ago

i need one

1point

Whit 6 years ago

That's better than I needed one.

1point

Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 years ago

If this crazy ad sticks in some absent-minded parent's brain at least one time and save another child from the kind of torture only a hot car can be, then this macabre listing is well worth it.

0points

Amelia Earhart 3 years ago

100% these are needed in the U.S. People do this every summer...

0points

#8

Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

Final score:

220points

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comboplush 6 years ago

Didgeridoityourself

216points

A Jones 6 years ago

this is golden

3points

Foxxy 6 years ago

Hahaha, laughed way to much at this one.

15points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

I know it’s standard wording, but the “Avoid scams” at the bottom really added that little pinch of salt.

9points

Roger Haywood 6 years ago

More of a didgeridont.

9points

Kjorn 6 years ago

from Ikea i guess

4points

Val/Malibu/Dante/Bob 6 years ago

*laughs in aussieboo*

2points

Brenda Swann 6 years ago

I have three ... for sale cheaper .... 😝

1point

Tricia Flynn 6 years ago

Haha haha

1point

Wasn’t Me 6 years ago

Crying.

1point

Pamula Furness 6 years ago

same!

0points

🛸 🌠⭐Lucita 🌌🌙 👽 6 years ago

"Hey Brendon could you digeri-dont?"--"OoOOOOOoOaAAaA- F**k you!"

1point

Shannon Matthews 6 years ago

Didgeridon't

1point

#9

Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

Final score:

203points

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eliana 6 years ago

Daby 2.0

71points

MockingbirdTheWolf 3 years ago

Dabi?

1point

Raine 6 years ago

Why am i so interesed in playing this role,.

11points

My O My 6 years ago

Did they find an alternative Daby?

8points

Id row 6 years ago

I wish there was some way to do follow up on some of these. Would love to know if they found his doppelganger and what Original Daby thought of the situation if they did.

4points

May Kristoff 6 years ago

My husband almost looks like Darby and can do all of the things listed.

4points

moeless 6 years ago

If you're not sure how to spell his name, he shouldn't come back at all!

2points

JazzyfromtheNati 3 years ago

Is it Daby or Darby man makeup your mind 😂

1point

Kaiyan Nageswaran 5 years ago

Is it Darby or Daby

1point

Gabby Key 3 years ago

Hey mom can we get Darby's? Mom: We have Darby's at home The Darby's at home: (Insert upward arrow here.)

0points

Tammy Ralph 5 years ago

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0points

As of now, Craigslist operates in 70 countries and more than 700 cities. Wow. The first non-English languages that Craigslist supported were Spanish, French, Italian, German and Portuguese — this happened in 2008.

#10

A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

Final score:

201points

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Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Finnish, Hungarian, and Estonian are their own language group. No exceptions!

71points

Pamela24 6 years ago

Yes, and they're in one group together basically because they're so weird they don't fit anywhere else within the European language group. (At least that's what I was taught.)

15points

Kaisu 6 years ago

Yeah, Finnish isn't anywhere near Slavic

7points

NoYFB 6 years ago

Estonian sound like drunk Finnish and Finnish has mutual "roots" with Hungary.

2points

Agfox 6 years ago

Ditto the Basque language

1point

mcsa student 6 years ago

i wanted to see the picture of the baby chinchillas...

8points

The Girl on Fire 6 years ago

Chinchillas are a TON of work.

4points

Christie Balic 6 years ago

I would get myself four chinchillas, God bless my Slavic mother-tongue!

2points

Amélie Hunter-Ward 3 years ago

i would learn a slavic language for four chinchillas!

0points

Kathy Baylis 6 years ago (edited)

I’m upset I can’t get the full picture to load. I want to see the baby chinchillas! One minute later: I just looked them up online. OMG! When they’re babies they look like they’re all head with a little body! Cuties! And they’re so fluffy I want to die!

2points

Katie Hayes 6 years ago

🤣😍😂😂😅😅😅😆😁 amazing

2points

Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 years ago

**Prank idea!!**

0points

Kaiyan Nageswaran 5 years ago

If he has 2 dozen chinchillas he will be sold out and have to buy more chinchillas in no time.

0points

Pudgecat 6 years ago

It is also possible to make them wear tiny hats

0points

Jane W. 6 years ago

Who gets overstock of chinchillas?

0points

#11

Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

Final score:

190points

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JessG 6 years ago

I typically eat the cheese first

48points

I'm A Lazy Panda 6 years ago

You need to combine the cheese and the caramel in one glorious mouthful. I was sceptical at first but holy hell that s**t is amazing.

6points

Linda Something 6 years ago

Then it will be your turn to sell the tins further to someone who only wants to eat the last kind (original salted?).

4points

Stevie Andrew 6 years ago

You're just the person they're looking for

1point

Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 years ago

Maybe you could find a buttered popcorn lover and form a trio of Cornettes.

0points

tuzdayschild 6 years ago

Caramel 1st, then cheese. That butter garbage can stay where it is.

3points

Bored Moogle 6 years ago

Yeah, butter-flavored popcorn is only good when hot and fresh.

0points

Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago

We would be a good match. I like the cheese but not the others. Just need a third partner to eat the butter.

3points

Dani 6 years ago

I would. The butter stuff is the bessst!

1point

Vicky Zar 6 years ago

Fun Fact: in German theaters the Standard popcorn is sweet, not salty like in the US.

2points

Master Markus 6 years ago

Apparently that's common throughout Europe.

1point

Foxxy 6 years ago

What is that orange popcorn? I’m guessing the yellow is buttered popcorn.

1point

GodOfHyperdeath 6 years ago

Probably extra cheese or whatever trump uses to cover his face.

33points

Wistre Vist 6 years ago

cheese popcorn!

8points

Kenny Kulbiski 6 years ago

Supposedly cheese but no one really knows.

4points

Full Name 6 years ago

It's waaaaaay better than caramel.

1point

neilbert W 2 years ago

20 tins?! It's like an advent calendar but worse

0points

Gabby Key 3 years ago

Jake ate that damn corn! Dammit Jake!

0points

Tidal_wave 6 years ago

I eat all but the caramel corn! This would be perfect for me!

0points

bdunbar@kcls.org 6 years ago

I use them to store my christmas ornaments in

0points

Id row 6 years ago

That's like selling Neapolitan ice cream without the chocolate.

0points

#12

I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

Final score:

184points

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Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

I worked in an office that kept a typewriter around for when we needed to make corrections to signed forms and other documents. A young attorney asked me if I could show him how to turn it on, so I did. He sat down and then just looked at it—he couldn’t figure out how to put the paper in—and yet he somehow thought he was going to white-out some text to be replaced with other text? I took pity on him and did it for him in just a couple of minutes. Sometimes being old really pays off.

138points

Bumblebee 6 years ago

This really makes me feel old. I am only 30 (and feel like 23 or something) and I would still know how to use a typewriter.. Sometimes it is so weird that a younger generation doesn't know how things like this and (eg.) a rotary dial phone work. Or the link between a cassette tape and an old school pencil. I grew up in a generation where I have experienced both "old" "devices" and the new modern devices. Things change so quickly!

12points

F. H. 6 years ago

Corrections to signed documents? So, you mean forgery?

9points

athornedrose 6 years ago

being the young starter who needed to be shown how to use a typewriter for corrections, i wish people who did know how to use these, didn't feel like it was pitiable that we didn't learn this tech. just like you, we learned the tech that was available to us. you didn't learn how to use a printing press, cause that would've been ridiculous. we didn't learn typewrites because they weren't widely used enough for them to be practical to take time teaching. everyone has things they know and don't.

4points

Bonnie Blue Bird 6 years ago

lol ... you're a hero

2points

I’mSoEmotional 2 years ago

There’s real irony in this as I often see complaints and irritation about older people not knowing how to use today’s technology. I think you know what you grow up with. If the world suddenly went back to being analog a lot of boomers would be teaching those younger how to survive in that world.

0points

Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 years ago

I never considered myself "really old" until that last sentence.

0points

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 6 years ago

But just like normal printer, the ink (ribbon) is over priced.

10points

Kristy P 6 years ago

Every party needs a pooper, I guess.

1point

Rowlie 6 years ago

Great for fingers' muscles workout

4points

Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago

I hated having to take typing class in high school, but it has paid off.

3points

Blue Cicada 6 years ago

I have very fast typing speed, and a high rate of accuracy, and I got my start in a typing class in high school! I was literally the first class of students to use computers on my college campus. I earned a little bit of money typing up peoples papers from their hand written rough drafts.

2points

Neon Petra 6 years ago

H*ck yes.

2points

Strangepotato 5 years ago

Virus proof. By Smith Corona. Perfect.

1point

Mary Stiles 6 years ago

I WANT IT!!!!!

1point

Iapetos 6 years ago

I want a typewriter!

1point

Shyla Clay 3 years ago

I would have killed for a typewriter when I was a teenager.

0points

Gabby Key 3 years ago

Uh Bob, that's a typewriter!

0points

Now, let’s talk numbers because they’re jaw-droppingly huge. Craigslist has over 20 billion (that’s right, that’s a ‘b’, not an ‘m’) page views each month (this one’s an ‘m’, though), and it had more than 49.4 million unique monthly visitors in the US alone.

#13

Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

Final score:

183points

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Kristof De Smet 6 years ago

Just... why?

74points

Max L. 6 years ago

With an electric motor linked by, it could generate ac power while you keep in shape, just to name one use.

20points

Ellen 6 years ago

Maybe some kind of Brooklyn artist installation

10points

Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago

Furries?

9points

Missy Barton 6 years ago

It's an exercise wheel for cats

4points

Bobert Robertson 6 years ago

Kink

3points

Something 6 years ago

Why not?

1point

(づ´• ͜ʖ •)づ Ta Da 6 years ago

Furries(or is it furrys)

0points

RME 6 years ago

There's no way this wasn't a sex thing.

0points

Pol Macqueron 6 years ago

There's an incredible story behind all this ans some day someone will tell it and it will be the best

8points

Amy Fisher 6 years ago

Does the husband come with the wheel? Asking for a friend.

3points

glowworm2 6 years ago (edited)

Reminds me of the bit in Ed Edd 'N Eddy where they set up a scam called "Gerbil for a Day." Ed is running around in a giant wheel! "Cheep cheep cheep cheep! Feed me!"

3points

Neon Petra 6 years ago

I would gladly have that in my house.

3points

GodOfHyperdeath 6 years ago

Same. I would actually use it.

4points

Nyx 6 years ago

I never knew I wanted a human sized hamster wheel until today.

2points

Id row 6 years ago

Those are for cats and dogs - I wonder why they said not good for a house with pets. I looked into getting one for my cats and they're really expensive.

2points

Melody Reid 6 years ago

I like this. Non electric treadmill.

2points

TheAnimeGirl 6 years ago

Give it to meeeee

2points

Em148teal 6 years ago

Looks sooo fun

2points

#14

This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

Final score:

183points

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Jessamyn Zolcznski Premium 6 years ago

The cat clearly gives no F's

128points

Roger Haywood 6 years ago

It gives no fox? Well fox that then. :)

46points

Kiss Army Premium 6 years ago

What cat ever does?

6points

jenjie.newt 6 years ago

I think that cat would like to though

0points

Cassie 6 years ago

A lady out my way took in a bobcat thinking it was somebody's stray. I've seen joke posts like this, but this lady was legit not from America and had brought a very unruly bobcat into her house in hopes of returning it to its humans. Some people very gently and kindly informed her that she had a wild animal, but the really terrible part is all the hate and b******t she got over it. Just because something is familiar to you, doesn't mean other people know it. Don't treat people badly for lacking information. Help, don't hate.

20points

glowworm2 6 years ago

What does the red dog say?

18points

Doober 6 years ago

Hahaha haven't heard that song in years!

7points

Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago

Please let me know if you find out. It's bugging me for a while now. While I am here any information on who let the dogs out would be nice too.

2points

(づ´• ͜ʖ •)づ Ta Da 6 years ago

Great now that’s in my head all night. This is not helping my insomnia.

1point

TheExtremeSmell 6 years ago

If the red dog has ok English that’s fine

14points

Kururi.Orihara 6 years ago

The Fox seems very tame! I’d keep.

9points

TheDivineMs.M 6 years ago

Oh for fox sake

6points

Kathy Baylis 6 years ago

Well after all, foxes ARE canids...

5points

Katinka Min 6 years ago

I would have thought this was fake, but recently someone called the police (in germany) and told them he just had an accident with a 'giant hamster', that was now lying dead near the road. It was a wild boar.

4points

Donna Reynolds 6 years ago

My, what a nice bushy tail you have.

4points

Kristof De Smet 6 years ago

His enligish clearly isn't great, mine neither...

4points

#15

Amanda On Craigslist

Final score:

176points

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TheExtremeSmell 6 years ago

I can only picture some guy drunk holding up a turtle being like why won’t you love me Amanda?!

119points

Kenny Kulbiski 6 years ago

Jeez! I'd like to hear more about the original Amanda.

8points

Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago

She's a real snake.

10points

Brandy Grote 6 years ago

I'll take the beardie and a gecko!

8points

GodOfHyperdeath 6 years ago

I’ll gladly take the ball python! ‘Cept...they’re illegal where I live...

7points

Donna Reynolds 6 years ago

Slithering to a town near you.

3points

Lydia Holmes 2 years ago

They have an Amanda porblem

2points

Raine 6 years ago

Im guessing he met someone new and no longer loves amanda

2points

Audrey Davis _ Student - BuggES 5 years ago

I mean, I would take 'em

1point

Tevah Rose 6 years ago

I noticed that they only are selling 10 of the 16 reptiles and I support their choices.

1point

Nikki D 6 years ago

I want the turtles!

1point

Lydia Holmes 2 years ago

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0points

Craigslist also has 80 million new classified ads each month. The numbers are so stunningly big that it makes perfect sense why there are so many ads that have us laughing out loud.

#16

Craigslist Gold

Final score:

159points

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Slinkman 6 years ago

'How are you this dumb?' , sorry, but you're de dumb one in not recognizing he is having a great time trolling you :D

149points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

In the category of Trolling, the Oscar goes to 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁 Mike in “CD Player”

20points

Noez 🇸🇪 6 years ago

This made my day! 😂😂😂😂😂

9points

Rue Granger 6 years ago

This was a joke right? 😂

7points

Craig Lee 6 years ago

Wow, someone didn't do their homework. This is a guy that has a website and trolls Craigslist. http://www.emailsfromanasshole.dontevenreply.com

4points

Ben Smith 6 years ago

Wawa is the besssst.

4points

Kjorn 6 years ago

i loved it. i must be higher on the list

3points

Roger Haywood 6 years ago

The guy obviously got trolled.

3points

Yehudit Hannah Cohn 6 years ago

The original poster clearly has too much free time unsupervised.

2points

Carson Skjerdal 6 years ago

Tldr;

2points

#17

Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

Final score:

155points

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A B C 6 years ago

"you fart like a Clydesdale horse" - this guy knows how to woo a woman :D

102points

Rowlie 6 years ago

love at first fart

11points

Afrizal Giofani 6 years ago

Holy moly.... I laughed so hard, my tummy hurts....

9points

Id row 6 years ago

That is hilarious!

1point

Jane W. 6 years ago

I'm sorry, but this is so far out, I had to laugh aloud.

1point

Amber Bedard 6 years ago

Now thats f*****g hilarious. Id date that diude

1point

Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 years ago

Oh what I'd pay to know the end of this endeavor.

0points

𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂 💖 5 years ago

Lol why tho

0points

Faith Nicole 6 years ago

🤣🤣

0points

Nancy Massi 6 years ago

I only fart in store isles if no one is around

0points

#18

The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

Final score:

149points

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Kaisu 6 years ago

If this is true, then this is very creepy and delusional

139points

Filipa Menezes 6 years ago

But hell, what a way to get caught

14points

Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago

Pretty sure it's a joke.

9points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Über creepy!

5points

Bob Beltcher 6 years ago

If it's true track the IP address the post came from to find him.

4points

Kristof De Smet 6 years ago

Perhaps he can just drop by? He already knows her address..

13points

comboplush 6 years ago

Yeah, late at night would be best, too, so he can be sure she is already off work.

8points

N G 6 years ago

Lots of romances start in the work place, and being a criminal is his job :/

12points

Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago

Yes, but you're not supposed to hit on the customers!

3points

tuzdayschild 6 years ago

Say yes Kandace. Best cute meet ever. You, him, and a dozen police.

10points

Jason M 6 years ago

"He stole her purse, she stole his heart" - Coming this Fall: "Snatched"

8points

Judith Wilson 6 years ago

500 up arrows. Hilarious

1point

Mary Stiles 6 years ago

This scares me.

4points

Vampire_Unicorn 6 years ago

😂😂 I've been to Antioch a few times...I wouldn't be surprised

4points

JeffC 6 years ago

This broke the creepiness record in my mind tri-fold...

3points

Jeffrey Teston 6 years ago

Who's buying the drinks though?

2points

Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago

They'll drink & dash. Like Bonnie & Clyde. So romantic.

1point

Kandace Singh 6 years ago

Okay, when?

1point

#19

The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

Final score:

128points

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Molly Universe 6 years ago

If the dog likes it... DON'T GET RID OF IT!

53points

Cassie 6 years ago

He doesn't like it, he like it likes it.

16points

Gryffindor Grace 6 years ago

he likes it too much, that he's um, ʰᵘᵐᵖᶦⁿᵍ it

14points

F. H. 6 years ago

I don't think you get the point. He likes it really Really much.

7points

NoYFB 6 years ago

But he likes it too much.

5points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

“All canine emissions have been removed!”

7points

Carson Skjerdal 6 years ago

What's with his right front paw?

3points

I’mSoEmotional 2 years ago

It’s photoshopped

0points

R.s. Potter 6 years ago

I really don't want to know WHY the dog is fond of it.

2points

criminalgirl 6 years ago

This is a wind up, it's an old photo that's been going around the net for a few years now.

1point

Kathy Baylis 6 years ago

I’ll take it, but only if you’re willing to sell them both as a matched set!

1point

Thomas Dickson 2 years ago

They forgot to add 'Crusty' to the description.

0points

Bettye McKee 6 years ago

Looks like this dog has found the perfect resting place.

0points

Id row 6 years ago

Why get rid of it? Imagine if the dog put the tv on Craigslist saying they watched it too much?

0points

moeless 6 years ago

Let the dog keep it... AND, who in hell would touch it now? Besides the dog, I mean.

0points

#20

My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

Final score:

126points

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Noez 🇸🇪 6 years ago

I could use his service...

49points

Ryo Bakura 6 years ago

Whatever he asks for, I'll do it for double, and I'll half-a*s it, as well. But it'll be funnier.

0points

LaDonna Hulcy 6 years ago

This one Is Brilliant!

2points

Gary 6 years ago

This ones actually a real service / business.

2points

Afrizal Giofani 6 years ago

What the heck is "bookie"?

2points

N S 6 years ago (edited)

bookmaker, person in charge of recording bets

7points

Demi Zwaan 6 years ago (edited)

The person you place bets at (aka bookmaker).

4points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

A person who takes bets for races, games, etc., generally in places where betting is illegal.

2points

Alexander Brior 6 years ago

But can he talk to my crush for me?

1point

R.s. Potter 6 years ago

"Got an STI? Hire me to break it to all your partners!"

1point

Id row 6 years ago

Reminds me of when Homer had his business of breaking up with people. He called it Sweet Conclusions Breakup Service, lol.

0points

Debbie 6 years ago

a much needed service

0points

Annamay 6 years ago

I could do this service!

0points

April Simnel 6 years ago

That's a sketch from Mr. Show! Except instead of an adult, the service in the sketch was called "The Bad News Breakers", and they were two cute kids.

0points

#21

It Looks Cute But It Ain't

Final score:

125points

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Slinkman 6 years ago (edited)

It doesn't look cute at all, it looks F*****g creepy. Never buy dolls like this.

75points

Jane Alexander 6 years ago

All dolls are creepy unless they're horse statues.

2points

Baba Caine 6 years ago

Were the rest of this post ?

10points

Ronda Schmidt 6 years ago

He was killed off by the doll before he could finish the ad.

11points

Kenny Kulbiski 6 years ago

I don't want it but my friend Chucky has offered to move in with you and doll sit. For free!

6points

R.s. Potter 6 years ago

It's Talky Tina!

5points

Noez 🇸🇪 6 years ago

Oh hell no! Call a priest!

4points

Evgeniya Khon 6 years ago

Annabelle's sister I suppose

3points

NCC~1701 6 years ago

And Chucky’s cousin

2points

Id row 6 years ago

All dolls are creepy.

1point

Eleanor Redding 6 years ago

getting free dolls off eBay is begging for demons

1point

Analyn Lahr 6 years ago

Kill it with fire! And salt.

1point

jo_shortland 6 years ago

Burn it

1point

#22

Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

Final score:

122points

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Brandy Grote 6 years ago

He won't walk the line, don't call him Sue, and for heavens' sake, watch that ring of fire!

109points

R.s. Potter 6 years ago

Keep a close watch on that crab of mine...

5points

Full Name 6 years ago

Doesn't like extremely hot baths followed by a butter massage.

13points

jo_shortland 6 years ago

Doggo looks s**t scared

7points

Id row 6 years ago

Aw, put poor Pinchy back into the ocean.

3points

moeless 6 years ago

I'm thinking the ocean, maybe? Hell, you're in Summerville, it's a few miles. Drive Goose HOME!

3points

Amber Bedard 6 years ago

The look on the dogs face is priceless

3points

Thomas Es Thomas 6 years ago

That crab is so cute, I could just eat her up. (It's female by the way, about 12 pounds.)

2points

The Girl on Fire 6 years ago

He hates Johnny Cash music? No sale.

2points

Viki Banaszak 6 years ago

He looks delicious... I mean nice pet.

1point

Jaybird3939 6 years ago

The dog side eye is hilarious!

1point

#23

Free Bacon

Final score:

116points

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Olga Antonova 6 years ago

It's good that husband is soon to be ex, poor guy had to live with such selfish person.

40points

Blue Cicada 6 years ago

For John and Olga: the soon to be ex-husband did not buy this for himself. He bought it as an insulting prank on her. If I had 50 pounds of bacon delivered to my Jewish neighbor as a joke, should he just throw it in the garbage, or should he find a goya to eat it? (I would never do that to my neighbor. Just an example.)

22points

Claire 6 years ago (edited)

How is she being selfish? She thinks it is wrong to eat dead animals and to upset her he bought 20 pounds of pig flesh. She won't eat it and wants to give it away - how is she being selfish?

16points

Master Markus 6 years ago

I mean, if someone really did this, that's a HUGE waste of money just to troll someone.

11points

Kjorn 6 years ago

how nobody answer that add??? i'd run to it

4points

Pittsburgh rare 6 years ago

So...where does the NON vegan husband usually keeps the meat products?

3points

Thomas Dickson 2 years ago

Interesting how they're married and it's only her fridge. Maybe she's helping him dodge an eternal bullet by leaving.

1point

Chris 6 years ago

Whatever the f that is, it is not bacon. You've taken off the good meaty bit!

1point

Gabby Key 3 years ago

We all need to find this person's address and harrass them like the Christmas Carolers in "We wish you a Merry Christmas" until they give it to us!

0points

Gracie Mae 6 years ago

there is no such thing as TOO MUCH BACON! (and that right there is funny, i don't care who ya are)

0points

Brivid 6 years ago

Pretty sure its joke

0points

Id row 6 years ago

I don't know how normal people can live or be in a relationship with a vegan unless they like hearing about being a vegan every 10 minutes.

-1point

KBT 2 years ago

Eye roll, grow up

0points

Jane W. 6 years ago

Vegetarians have a weirdness gene. Just my opinion.

-1point

#24

Take This Baby Out For A Spin

Final score:

114points

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A B C 6 years ago

Whoa, I'd LOVE to take this one for a spin!

44points

Dorothy Parker 6 years ago

Perfect for the Overlook Hotel.

3points

Dorian Lannen 2 years ago

can i take that for a spin

2points

Joyce Berman 6 years ago

I love it! Don't know what I'd do with it, but it's great.

1point

Ryo Bakura 6 years ago

Rollin' through the snow, smokin' Indo, sippin' on Gin and Juice...

1point

Kathy Baylis 6 years ago

TBH, it would come in handy for winter carpooling in style in, say, the Arctic Circle. Or on a hot date in a very cold place.

1point

Flash Henry 6 years ago

I NEED THIS

1point

Thomas Dickson 2 years ago

I'd buy that.

0points

Id row 6 years ago

What's up with the impaler on the front?

0points

Kelly Hartle 6 years ago

For those who live waaaay out in the country!

0points

#25

Found On Craigslist In My City

Final score:

107points

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Brandy Grote 6 years ago

Very environmentally friendly, no gas needed, plus you can sell the wool!

68points

Incognito 6 years ago

*sniff* dont call that beauty a piece of junk! *sobs*

4points

Iapetos 6 years ago

This sheep looks really pissed.

3points

Susan Gardner 6 years ago

Awwww poor thing lol

2points

Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 years ago

Forgot to add "Leaks Gas"

1point

Pittsburgh rare 6 years ago

Majestic

1point

Ariana Gravely 3 years ago

I laughed WAY to hard at this. My parents r very confused 😏

0points

Sean Reynolds 6 years ago

Self fertilising

0points

Bunny 6 years ago

He's not ugly!

0points

Annamay 6 years ago

We're retiring to a small town out in the country. I've been telling my husband we need exactly this lawn mower!!

0points

#26

This Is Not A Joke

Final score:

105points

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Slinkman 6 years ago (edited)

He doesn't need a hawk he needs a Headwig

57points

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 5 years ago

That just about made my day!!!

1point

Kathy Baylis 6 years ago

But probably wouldn’t like the Angry Inch that goes with it.

1point

Ariana Gravely 3 years ago

😅

0points

Nikki D 6 years ago

Nice!

0points

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 6 years ago

Just borrow the one from supreme judge.....wait, they don't wear that in the states. Too bad than

4points

Miss Cris 6 years ago

At first I thought he was a judge needing a lost wig.

-1point

Kjorn 6 years ago

i need a picture in court of that guy

2points

Iggy 6 years ago

Would he not just go to a shop?

2points

Thomas Dickson 2 years ago

I'm detecting a pattern here...

1point

Cindy Snow 6 years ago

Um...tell him about amazon

1point

Max L. 6 years ago

Why just didn't he cut the whole thing before the court ?

1point

Gabby Key 3 years ago

This guy has to be trolling!

0points

Jane Alexander 6 years ago

Try a costume shop?

0points

Id row 6 years ago

We have a wig emergency, people. This is not a drill!

0points

#27

Craigslist Cookie Creep

Final score:

86points

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Noez 🇸🇪 6 years ago

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

113points

Unicorncat767 6 years ago

My thoughts exactly.

6points

Dani 6 years ago

Ew. No cookies for you.

10points

Russian Otaku 6 years ago

Clearly got overexcited last time trying to snag some cookies so got blacklisted by the girl scouts

9points

Analyn Lahr 6 years ago

Someone call his parole officer.

7points

I’mSoEmotional 2 years ago

Why? he just wants the cookies, nothing else.

0points

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 6 years ago

Wait, is this for some kind of fetish.

6points

tuzdayschild 6 years ago

no cookies for you

5points

Debbie 6 years ago

at least they still want to support the scouts

4points

Kaiyan Nageswaran 5 years ago

Something tells me the person asking for cookies doesn’t want cookies.

3points

Id row 6 years ago

He'll be in the windowless van with 'Free Candy' written on the side of it. free-candy...089e8a.jpg

2points

Debster 6 years ago

GROSS!

2points

#28

They Know Their Targer Audience

Final score:

84points

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A B C 6 years ago

I'd love to see this one on Burning Man. Maybe upgrade the looks a little.

27points

M O'Connell 6 years ago

They need to combine this with the human hamster wheel from above.

5points

Sean Reynolds 6 years ago

hey it works it works

1point

moeless 6 years ago

What is a "12 percent hill?" Seriously. 12 percent of what?

1point

Kat833 6 years ago

Watch me drive this down the road...

0points

#29

Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

Final score:

81points

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Rowlie 6 years ago

Groundhog porn

42points

Demi Zwaan 6 years ago

My god, blocking the word porno? WTH people?!

22points

Ben Smith 6 years ago

Lol, why is “porno” edited??

16points

Patrick McKemie 6 years ago

Otherwise I might have been offended. I can sound it out in my head, but if I see the written word, my head explodes. I'm very fragile.

16points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 6 years ago

Why are they censoring the word porno?

15points

The Girl on Fire 6 years ago

That's a ridiculous use of blurring, BP.

9points

MoZ 6 years ago

I just wonder what those blurred out words are ... the not knowing is KILLING ME!!!!!

4points

Gabby Key 3 years ago

I was thinking the same thing until I read the dang comments. It's supposed to say Porno.

1point

Jessie Cooper 6 years ago

Can you guys really not put the word Porno on here?

3points

Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago

We don't want to take anything off your hands.

3points

Kjorn 6 years ago

it's depend of the title of the porno. wich one is it? in case i already got it

1point

My O My 6 years ago

I'm loughing way too hard

1point

#30

I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

Final score:

73points

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GodOfHyperdeath 6 years ago

Am I the only one who saw all the discord messages at the top

28points

Eva Karena 6 years ago

nope - and they're also on 3%

9points

Susan Gardner 6 years ago

I don't get it (?)

3points

Max L. 6 years ago

Had to google (not much into games) to find out what it was about, would this be indication of something bad itself ?

2points

Neon Petra 6 years ago

I only just noticed.

2points

shane noah lobar 6 years ago

Nope I noticed them as well

1point

Dolevaal 6 years ago

Nope. Was the first thing that hit my eyes.

0points

Gr8fulDude 6 years ago

Is anyone else wondering if this guy also wants to buy Girl Scout cookies from an adult?

8points

Kelsey Rivera 3 years ago

THE BATTERY OH THER BATTERY

1point

Incognito 6 years ago

that be cuz he IS the microwave

1point

Thomas Dickson 2 years ago

I'm wondering if this is 8:20 in the morning or evening.

0points

Lydia Holmes 2 years ago

charge your phone

0points

Raegan 5 years ago

they need to charge their phone

0points

Trash Panda 6 years ago

This guy is the next Ed Gein

0points

Id row 6 years ago

That 3% charged is giving me anxiety. Charge your phone!

0points

Jessie Cooper 6 years ago

This is actually super helpful! If I'm buying a microwave for 15 bucks, I sure don't care what it looks like, but I do care how creepy the person is I'm picking it up from. I'd have to pass on this microwave.

0points

#31

Craigslist Skilsaw

Final score:

33points

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Roger Haywood 6 years ago

I 'saw' that coming. Was the price slashed?

12points

Gr8fulDude 6 years ago

That joke was a cut above the rest

3points

Rowlie 6 years ago

I wonder why the wife wants to get rid of it

3points

Bobert Robertson 6 years ago

I’m sure she’d be happy if his pinky remained intact, if ya know what I mean

0points

Amber Phillips 5 years ago

his fingers is the reason why he is selling that saw

1point

Autumn Walton 6 years ago

his fingers

0points

AvengingDragon 6 years ago

What happened to his fingers?!

0points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

NICE...

0points

#32

Found This Post On Craigslist The Other Day. Passive Aggressive At Its Finest

Final score:

32points

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Slinkman 6 years ago

F**k the wife, go take your day of Bryan!

8points

N S 6 years ago

figuratively or literally?

11points

Jeffrey Teston 6 years ago

That is probably on his list.

1point

Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago

I don't think she'll let him if he didn't finish those chores.

0points

MonsterMum 6 years ago

Does his wife ever get a day off from doing jobs around the house?

1point

#33

Found This Job Seeker On Craigslist

Final score:

31points

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Neon Petra 6 years ago

Um... are they serious?

11points

Bonnie Blue Bird 6 years ago

sadly yes

1point

Kjorn 6 years ago

are you surprise she's 24yo?

2points

Katie Hayes 6 years ago

😂😂🤣😂😅😂not at all

1point

Filipa Menezes 6 years ago

Freelance. That's what you're looking for

2points

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 6 years ago

Sorry, we don't have 420 years old patient here.

2points

Pamela24 6 years ago

420-friendly - Why does it sounds like they consider this a bonus?

1point

Jeffrey Teston 6 years ago

It's Toas New Mexico... Sounds about right.

0points

Patrick McKemie 6 years ago

If very important to make sure your future employees are 420 friendly. We here at Kirkland & Ellis and Latham & Watkins start all our interviews with that question.

0points

Ben Smith 6 years ago

The world is gonna crush this one...

0points

Noez 🇸🇪 6 years ago

Good luck with that....

0points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Yeah...good luck with that one!

0points

#34

My Local Craigslist Doesn't Disappoint

Final score:

31points

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GodOfHyperdeath 6 years ago

This is actually sad.

17points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Or funny, depending on who posted it.

7points

Foxxy 6 years ago (edited)

Makes me wonder why are you selling him if he is housetrained and washes dishes lol.

3points

A B C 6 years ago

I hope this is a joke.

0points

#35

Craigslist - 2000 Year Old Autographed Photo

Final score:

31points

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 6 years ago

Worthless cause subject is still alive and well.

10points

Molly Universe 6 years ago

Depends on who you ask.

6points

Master Markus 6 years ago

Oh yeah. I thought Kenny Loggins was dead for some reason.

0points

iblowsheep 6 years ago

yeah, just like Spongebob Squarepants

0points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

The notion of a 2000-year-old photo is my favorite part

5points

Afrizal Giofani 6 years ago

well it's technically true.... Autographed, but not by the guy in the picture....

4points

Noez 🇸🇪 6 years ago

Someone probably bought this 🤔

2points

Jenn Unicorn Popping 6 years ago

i am printing this for whenever I need a good laugh...

1point

Slinkman 6 years ago

Jesus, you cheap sell-out :p

1point

Neon Petra 6 years ago

It's autographed all right. Just not by him.

0points

#36

Sounds Like A Fun Party

Final score:

31points

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A B C 6 years ago

Well I can do that. I'm three years late, though :(

4points

Miss Cris 6 years ago

Where's the date?

0points

The Girl on Fire 6 years ago

Oh man, I have NO clue what the blurred word is. I have been agonizing over it for hours now. Please send help

2points

Patrick McKemie 6 years ago

Isn't that a clown's usually fee anyway?

0points

#37

No Shipping Carrot

Final score:

31points

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Molly Universe 6 years ago

*Buys it*

9points

#38

Cactus Car

Final score:

30points

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Cordelia 6 years ago

Toupee??

13points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

When you think about it, it’s all of a piece, really.

3points

Nupraptor 6 years ago

Looks real, just dyed at home with a $5 box kit.

1point

Kat833 6 years ago

Possibly

0points

Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago

I saw the worst toupee yesterday - it was brown, but he had long, gray-brown hair sticking out. Being bald would be a big improvement!!

0points

Kristy P 6 years ago

Pretty cool, I've never seen the inside of a cactus before. A lot more like wood that I imagined it would be!

1point

Jodie Johnson 6 years ago

That's at least a threepee.

0points

Katie Hayes 6 years ago

That hair bro

0points

#39

Surfing Craigslist For Free Stuff When I Stumbled Across This

Final score:

29points

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Rowlie 6 years ago

it's like a can't opener

11points

Molly Universe 6 years ago

XD

1point

My O My 6 years ago

Sad story

2points

comboplush 6 years ago

I can really relate to this. Good for her to part with stuff that brings her down!

0points

#40

Please Be My Friend For $15

Final score:

29points

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Rowlie 6 years ago

this is a very solid basis for all future relationships

7points

Kjorn 6 years ago

the sad part it's not that he has no friends, but he need to let other Believes he has one.

3points

Ellen 6 years ago

The sad part is this is the world we live in, contriving scenarios to attract strangers online

3points

Miss Cris 6 years ago

I bet he/she hopes that "friend" will end being his/her boyfriend.

1point

comboplush 6 years ago

They should meet, take some selfies while pretending to do friend-stuff together, then start to actually enjoy hanging out and end up as real friends. While completely forgetting about the dating stuff. And then make a movie about it.

1point

#41

The Things You Find On Craigslist

Final score:

28points

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Rowlie 6 years ago

highest level of carpentry

12points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

And I have a condo at the top of the Transamerica Pyramid...

3points

jo_shortland 6 years ago

"Made"!!!!!!

2points

Noez 🇸🇪 6 years ago

This was actually not a bad diy idea! With a little paint it could be real nice!

2points

Kristy P 6 years ago

I bet you could get a free pallet at a big box store & paint it:-)

1point

bahamut 6 years ago

This is actually smart...

1point

Kjorn 6 years ago

never think of that for shoes! great idea

0points

A B C 6 years ago

OP wears crocs, noone should get in touch with them. Ever.

-2points

#42

Best Craigslist Ad I've Seen

Final score:

28points

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Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

An aggressively angry free give-away of a high-value item. What a karmic conundrum...

8points

Bobert Robertson 6 years ago

His wife’s in-laws would be his parents...

1point

Gr8fulDude 6 years ago

I thought the same thing

0points

#43

So I Was Browsing Craigslist, When This Picture Caught My Eye

Final score:

27points

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Cordelia 6 years ago

Soooooo he's washing his bike in the shower?? 🤦🏾 I bet that cat has seen it all...

16points

Kristy P 6 years ago

"here we go again" - Cat, probably

4points

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 6 years ago

Who named their cat "kx 100 and PW 80"?

5points

Baba Caine 6 years ago

The cat think 'not this s**t again dave'

1point

#44

Only In New Hampshire

Final score:

26points

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Rowlie 6 years ago

Totally safe

11points

A B C 6 years ago

And that's, once again, why women live longer than males :D

6points

Liz Dog 6 years ago

KSC's finest! Go owls!

1point

Flash Henry 6 years ago

The kids in my village do things like this in the winter.

1point

Lydia Holmes 2 years ago

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0points

Kat833 6 years ago

I've done this before. Flew off and hit my nose on a frozen cow pile. Did not realise it was bleeding I was so cold.

0points

Luke Bouley 6 years ago

My home state!

0points

#45

Why Buy New?

Final score:

26points

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Rowlie 6 years ago

Experienced glasses

12points

J. Zingler 6 years ago

😁

2points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

Dude should have been born in time to be an archetypal Mad Men ad man

2points

Pudgecat 6 years ago

I’m an experienced human

1point

#46

It's So Stupid It Might Just Work

Final score:

26points

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Demi Zwaan 6 years ago

But what happens when this original person wants to find a job after graduation, while not actually knowing anything? Won't it be very obvious that they never attended uni? And the person doing this, will have a degree, but never be able to prove it/use it. That's a shame too.

14points

Angie Jolie 6 years ago

someone with money to do this, it won't be hard for them to find a job, either parents company or people that want to make business with his parents.

12points

Nikki D 6 years ago

Harvard is mostly about networking and he won't get that. I'm not sure $40000 a year is adequate compensation for all the work. What about when the poster says he went to Harvard and meets someone from *his* class?

2points

LaDonna Hulcy 6 years ago

It's a male...they will be fine.

0points

Kjorn 6 years ago (edited)

an offer made from Lori Loughlin i guess

4points

Katie Hayes 6 years ago

😂😅🤣🤣😂😅😅😂😂💖

-2points

Rowlie 6 years ago

Seems like a dream job to me

3points

Suzi Gauthier 6 years ago

Do they get housing & meals included to? Otherwise, $10,000 a year isn't worth it.

0points

Jodie Johnson 6 years ago

It pays $40,000 a year with a $10,000 bonus after graduation. Your lack of reading comprehension skills disqualifies you for the position.

1point

Raine 6 years ago

I totally want to do this.. Hire Me Hire me!!!!

0points

#47

Conrad Knows What He Wants

Final score:

24points

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Ellen 6 years ago

Okay Conrad you can request that but first you can lose the fat thats busting out of your trousers ... and then some

13points

Kristy P 6 years ago

Right? Conrad needs to be looking for full length mirrors on Craigslist.

8points

Holosexual 6 years ago

I used to find these amusing but not anymore since I was touched inappropriately by an old man in a public transport.

4points

Veronica Sjöberg 6 years ago

He wants to eat with them? And someone less than 120lbs (thats about 55kg right?). Well, the lady must be really short then... or a child (yes i said it)

3points

Jean-Yves Derisbourg 6 years ago

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0points

Rowlie 6 years ago

food for thought

1point

Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago

I wish I had 0.0000000000000001% confidence Conrad has.

0points

Lauren Reder 6 years ago

If only I weighed 2 pounds less

0points

#48

Why Is She Doing A Handstand

Final score:

24points

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Rowlie 6 years ago

Holds 3 bulbs and one person

14points

Mary Rose Kent 6 years ago

I’m pretty sure we can get this baby up to 88 MPH!

3points

Ellen 6 years ago

Congrats on showcasing your yoga skills. Can you knock $10 off the extra seconds my eyes spent digesting this photo please

1point

Jus 6 years ago

Wth is that thing on the bed seen in the mirror?!

0points

Miss Cris 6 years ago

What about tje low mirror? Is it to try shoes?

0points

Miss Cris 6 years ago

She's got hyperlaxed arms and she should do this pose differently in order to not harm herself.

0points

#49

Nothing Illegal Here

Final score:

23points

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Rowlie 6 years ago

I am looking for a person to sign a couple of documents for me, must look like my wife, nothing illegal, she had a signature change some time ago

15points

Neon Petra 6 years ago

"NOTHING ILLEGAL". Good luck with that.

11points

Hard 2 Guess 6 years ago

Forgery is illegal and I am pretty sure this falls under forgery.

0points

#50

Homemade Phone Case

Final score:

22points

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Rowlie 6 years ago

Holy design skills

10points

A B C 6 years ago

Wow. Even my sewing skills are better than that. :D

6points

Randomcthulu 6 years ago

Same lol

3points

Kristy P 6 years ago

"Jesus Christ" is right!

2points

ƒιѕн 6 years ago

Dammit, why they gotta be from Kansas. Now I'm embarrassed cause I live in the same state.

0points

#51

Smoked By Cute Blonde Woman

Final score:

18points

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Rue Granger 6 years ago

Eww

10points

Pretty Pangolin 6 years ago

This one's a joke, but I'm sure that is a 'thing.'

0points

Sue Prewitt 6 years ago

Need to plant some DNA?

1point

Foxxy 6 years ago (edited)

There are probably people that would buy that. Cigarettes are extremely expensive and I regularly see people looking on the ground and cigarette bins for unfinished cigarettes to take.

1point