Rumors abound that you can buy absolutely anything that your mind can think of on Craigslist. Anything. Well, plenty of us have officially admitted that our imaginations need some fine-tuning and updating, after taking a closer look at the bizarre and hilarious advertisements you can find while scrolling through the site.

Bored Panda brings you this list of the funniest, weirdest and craziest Craigslist ads that you’ve ever seen. From a guy’s ad about him giving away his girlfriend to a purse-snatcher’s dating ad, these will give you a hearty chuckle and will make you reevaluate your life when you realize some of these aren’t jokes at all. So put on your giggling goggles, buckle in and start scrolling. Upvote your faves, drop us a comment about which ads you liked and why, and share with your friends. And in case you need some more awesome viewing material, take a look at our other posts about a guy’s hilarious attempts to sell off his 1999 Corolla on Craigslist, as well as a compilation of the most delusional and funny people to be found on various internet marketplaces. They’re fun, so check them out after you’re finished with this list.

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#1

Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist

Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist

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Neon Petra 2 months ago (edited)

I was so mad until I read the last paragraph. Now I'm laughing. 🤣

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#2

The Things You Find On Craigslist

The Things You Find On Craigslist

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Brandy Grote 2 months ago

Fish drama

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#3

Uber Alternative

Uber Alternative

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bahamut 2 months ago

Need a partner?

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The US ad website Craigslist has its roots in 1995 when Craig Newmark created an email distribution list for his friends that featured local events in the San Francisco Bay Area.

#4

Another Craiglists Gem

Another Craiglists Gem

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Neon Petra 2 months ago

The last reason is gold.

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#5

Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 2 months ago

I think the whiskey and donuts are the reason why you can't beat it.

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#6

Free Almonds!

Free Almonds!

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Neon Petra 2 months ago

I laughed soooo hard.

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One year later, it became a web-based service, expanding into other classified categories. By the dawn of the new millennium, Craigslist expanded into other US cities.

#7

Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

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Neon Petra 2 months ago

I laughed waaaay too hard at this.

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#8

Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

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comboplush 2 months ago

Didgeridoityourself

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#9

Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

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eliana 2 months ago

Daby 2.0

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As of now, Craigslist operates in 70 countries and more than 700 cities. Wow. The first non-English languages that Craigslist supported were Spanish, French, Italian, German and Portuguese — this happened in 2008.

#10

A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

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Mary Rose Kent 2 months ago

Finnish, Hungarian, and Estonian are their own language group. No exceptions!

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#11

Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

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JessG 2 months ago

I typically eat the cheese first

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#12

I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

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Mary Rose Kent 2 months ago

I worked in an office that kept a typewriter around for when we needed to make corrections to signed forms and other documents. A young attorney asked me if I could show him how to turn it on, so I did. He sat down and then just looked at it—he couldn’t figure out how to put the paper in—and yet he somehow thought he was going to white-out some text to be replaced with other text? I took pity on him and did it for him in just a couple of minutes. Sometimes being old really pays off.

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Now, let’s talk numbers because they’re jaw-droppingly huge. Craigslist has over 20 billion (that’s right, that’s a ‘b’, not an ‘m’) page views each month (this one’s an ‘m’, though), and it had more than 49.4 million unique monthly visitors in the US alone.

#13

Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

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Kristof De Smet 2 months ago

Just... why?

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#14

This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

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Jessamyn Zolcznski 2 months ago

The cat clearly gives no F's

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#15

Amanda On Craigslist

Amanda On Craigslist

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TheExtremeSmell 2 months ago

I can only picture some guy drunk holding up a turtle being like why won’t you love me Amanda?!

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Craigslist also has 80 million new classified ads each month. The numbers are so stunningly big that it makes perfect sense why there are so many ads that have us laughing out loud.

#16

Craigslist Gold

Craigslist Gold

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Slinkman 2 months ago

'How are you this dumb?' , sorry, but you're de dumb one in not recognizing he is having a great time trolling you :D

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#17

Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

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A B C 2 months ago

"you fart like a Clydesdale horse" - this guy knows how to woo a woman :D

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#18

The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

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Kaisu 2 months ago

If this is true, then this is very creepy and delusional

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#19

The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

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Molly Universe 2 months ago

If the dog likes it... DON'T GET RID OF IT!

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#20

My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

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Noez 🇸🇪 2 months ago

I could use his service...

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#21

It Looks Cute But It Ain't

It Looks Cute But It Ain't

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Slinkman 2 months ago (edited)

It doesn't look cute at all, it looks Fucking creepy. Never buy dolls like this.

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#22

Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

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Brandy Grote 2 months ago

He won't walk the line, don't call him Sue, and for heavens' sake, watch that ring of fire!

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#23

Free Bacon

Free Bacon

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Olga Antonova 2 months ago

It's good that husband is soon to be ex, poor guy had to live with such selfish person.

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#24

Take This Baby Out For A Spin

Take This Baby Out For A Spin

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A B C 2 months ago

Whoa, I'd LOVE to take this one for a spin!

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#25

Found On Craigslist In My City

Found On Craigslist In My City

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Brandy Grote 2 months ago

Very environmentally friendly, no gas needed, plus you can sell the wool!

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#26

This Is Not A Joke

This Is Not A Joke

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Slinkman 2 months ago (edited)

He doesn't need a hawk he needs a Headwig

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#27

Craigslist Cookie Creep

Craigslist Cookie Creep

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Noez 🇸🇪 2 months ago

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

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#28

They Know Their Targer Audience

They Know Their Targer Audience

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A B C 2 months ago

I'd love to see this one on Burning Man. Maybe upgrade the looks a little.

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#29

Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

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Rowlie 2 months ago

Groundhog porn

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#30

I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

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GodOfHyperdeath 2 months ago

Am I the only one who saw all the discord messages at the top

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