This Facebook Page Makes It Clear How Silly Linguistics Is, Here Are 40 Of Their Funniest Posts

I'm glad you are home? Nah, more likely where is my food human!

I’ve heard that this is how you can tell whether a stray cat has ever lived with humans. If they have, they will meow; if not, they have had limited contact with humans.

Oh, I understand Feline quite well, and my cats need to stop using so much profanity. "Hurry the F up with our Fing kibble Fing da*n dirty ape and get your paws off me you da*n dirty ape!" and then myi hubby says to them, "Oh, we love you so much!" and the cats look at me like, "Really? Is he serious?"

Quite certain my younger one is just yelling about how incredibly starving he is. He is on a diet (not even a strict one, but he no longer has food out all day) and he doesn't like it. He does sound very dramatically dying though, I think there's an oscar in his future.

I have a Ginger Single Brain Cell who has perfected this technique. Just stands wherever and screams until you feed/let out/sit on the sofa and keep him company for hours

let me correct your pronunciation. It's called "Hooze Spooze"

"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don’t just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary." --James D. Nicoll

I've heard that English is what happens when vikings learn Latin from Celts and use it to yell at Germans.

1 is spouse, 2 or more would be spice! Could be very spicy! If you lived long enough! LOL!

Wow that last line. English lingual imperialism in one beautiful sentence.

The voice was made passive.

*Yoda voice* More chores around the house you need to do

Hey, she did change the subject.

Hit em with the ol' passive voice. Nice.

Noice

For those confused, I'm sorry is basically "I feel bad that this happened that I had no relationship the action" I apologize is basically "It's my fault for this thing happened and I feel bad for it"

"I apologise for your loss" makes you sound like a penitent hitman.

A friend went to a funeral, and instead of offering his sympathy, he offered his symphony. To be fair, he was a musician, but still!

I read a story where a French teacher told his first-year students that his mother had died and they said "je me regrette" and he thanked them but also had to explain why he was laughing.

Sorry, NOT to me. They are definitely different, I am sorry you are a fool, but I do not need to apologize for that. I am sorry that you cat died, but I do not need to apologize for that

Lmao.

Groan…😂

PUNishment.

It thought you said aetheist for a second 😅

Dinoy McDinoface

Dino McDinosaurus

Fortunately, they didn’t name the spiky thing on the tail of the stegosaurus until Gary Larsen called it a Thagomizer in a Far Side comic. (“In memory of the late Thag Simmons”). Then scientists adopted that.

Toothy McToothface

We play Ark: Survival Evolved and I refer to most of the dinos by a defining feature because I forget their actual names. For example, Doedichurus is "the rolly boy".

My theory that the Welsh language exists mainly to inconvenience and confuse the English. You know how Wales contains all these impossibly long place names? But notice that when it comes to names they're going to use among themselves, the most popular one is "Jones".

There is a fast food store in China named "Translation server not responding".👍👍👍

So many consonants, so little time

Imagine getting that tattooed

I think we are under appreciating tequila mockingbird. Legend in the making.

I visited Cuba about 20 years ago. Everywhere that serves alcohol in Havana claims Ernest Hemingway drank there.

book clubs

Charles Bukowski

Just about any successful writer out there.

Enlighten me further on these " Little Thiefs" O Venerable Knowledge Provider!

My mom had two ferrets named CEO and CFO for exactly that reason (Ce and Fo for short)