50 Epic Children’s Product Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe They Actually Happened
A general principle in product and package design is to never underestimate users’ stupidity. This should be even more true when designing product labels for children, and yet people manage to release some really poorly thought-out child product label fails like the ones on this list.
Some of the fails might be funny, but others are downright dangerous. The wrong product, label, or packaging design may prompt impressionable and inexperienced youngsters to use products in unsuitable ways or to even ingest products that can be harmful. If you’re a budding designer, this list can be a good list of things you shouldn’t do!
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Accidentally Sent My Son To School With His Newly Bought Ugly Christmas Sweater
Didn't realize what Santa was doing until his kindergarten teacher pointed it out when I picked him up after school.
Kids Love Pandas
This needs to be the secret bored panda shirt or pin or anything so we can recognize other wild pandas on the street
Light Switch In Kids' Room
Designers are often a tough crowd. It’s a competitive profession, and many professionals online are keen on picking apart each other’s work. The internet is full of communities sharing various design fails and poor choices for the world to see.
Ice Lollies Have Changed Since I Was A Kid
A Friend Bought This Balloon For Her Son's Birthday But Decided Against Blowing It Up
Uhhh... You Alright There Pikachu?
When it comes to children’s product design fails, however, there’s another group that like to get in on the critiques - parents. Children are a highly vulnerable segment of society, so a poorly designed product or package has the potential to drive a child to accidentally harm themselves.
If You've Ever Thought Kids Getting Hurt One At A Time Isn't Efficient Enough, Here's An Idea
Strawberry-Scented Scissors For Kids. That’s How You Get Kids Stabbing Themselves In The Face
Teaching Kids Terrible Things At Wellington Zoo
Product and packaging design for children is practically an entire discipline unto itself. For one thing, a single product and package has to appeal to two very different people - a child and their parent. The package and product have to promise to be fun while also convincing the parent that the product in question is safe, high-quality, entertaining, and, if applicable, developmentally helpful.
This "M" On A Kids' Menu Activity
The Brand Name Of My Daughter's Shirt
Yummy Drink With A Trip To The Hospital
"Oh, it has bubbles. Must be a fizzy red drink...YUM!"
Package design for kids also has its own set of trends and visual principles. Things like minimalism and eco-packaging may be trending for adults, but children want something else entirely. Bright colors, zig-zags, and big pictures continue to dominate children’s packaging – because they work.
This Kids' Swimsuit That Looks Like A Self-Destruction Vest
This Is Pure Nightmare Fuel
I'm Not Sure If This Is A Thing That You Should Give Kids
Start the kids sniffing glue early. Who on Earth came up with this :(
Of course, as we can see from the crazy design fails in this list, another key concern is clarity of purpose. Too many of the products on this list fail in this key aspect. Inedible or even toxic materials scented as food shouldn’t be making it into children’s hands - moreso if the products are also food-shaped.
My Brother Pays $15,000/Year/Child To Send His Kids To Private School - This Is The 1st-Grade Homework From Last Week
My Daughter Got A Globe Ball With Only America On It
My Son Is Too Terrified To Learn Anything From These Speech Therapy Worksheets, And Frankly, I Don't Blame Him
Even adults can make mistakes when product packaging and design are done wrong, so children can be even more vulnerable to issues like these.
Chalk With A Popsicle Color, Shape, And Even A Wooden Handle. What Could Go Wrong With Giving These To Kids?
My Son Who Just Started To Read “Hell Baby. Hell, Baby. Hell, Baby!!!”
The Hippo In My Kid's Library Book Is Actually A Rhino
Baby Hippo prefers to talk... baby RHINO on the other hand prefers to stand in front of baby Hippo and blocking the view of him completely...
Paint That Looks And Smells Like Juice. There's Literally A Picture Of Juice On The Box. Do You Want Kids To Drink The Paint? Because That's How You Get Kids To Drink The Paint
My Son's Educational Alphabet Puzzle
Never Split Your Legs When You Slide Down
This Ad Of A Kid Holding A Nerf Gun The Wrong Way
I'm Not Sure What To Say
"And As Your Child Gets Older, Simply Adjust The Head Restraint"
At least put neck rings on her, poor thing! Kayan_woma..._rings.jpg 
My Son Just Asked Me Why The Tiger Had A Little Flower Under Its Tail... Thanks For The Detailed LEGO
Let's Put A Hopscotch In The Middle Of The Parking Lot, And The Kids Will Love It
This Highlighter I Caught My Kindergartner Trying To Eat Because He “Bought Bubble Gum At The Book Fair”
To be fair, A) kindergartners generally can't read works like "highlighter", B) why does her 5yo have money to spend without any supervision?
As A Baby Onesie It's Cute, But As A Kid's T-Shirt It's Troubling
How Can Kids Learn If You Don't Teach Them Properly
I guess that answers the question: are zebras are black with white stripes or white with black stripes. They’re neither!!
Just Looking At This Slide Gives Me Back Pain
All Toilets Must Be Centered In The Middle Of The Classroom So Kids Eating Their Snacks Three Feet Away Can Bare Witness To Their Classmates Defecating
Never, ever have I heard or seen anything like that before. How on Earth is that sanitary?
My Son Is Learning The Alphabet
Bought This Geometry Set For My Son, To Help Him In School. Comes With This Map Of The World That Has So Many Countries Spelled Incorrectly
I don't know what country VOGO is in Europe, but it's there. Panama is spelled Banama, but I suppose they do grow bananas there. Vietnam is shown as an island.
Bruh.... and Sri Lanka is labeled as "Ceylon". It hasn't been Ceylon since 1948 XD
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That’s what I got stuck on. I thought I read it wrong so I sounded it out slowly… Nope. I mean maybe they’re focusing on the shape of the countries rather than Geography?
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Poland is half sea and I live in VOGO. It makes sense, our burecracy would leave even Vogons speachless.
Hello fellow Vogon XD lol. And Switzerland is so neutral that is not event named.
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Kiwis go apoplectic yet again, I think for once they wouldn't have minded being misspelled so long as they just for once got on the map
We should probably all carry little stickers of new zealand to add to atlases, maps and globes
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East Germany was under water at that time ^ ^. And by the way, what do the colors of the countries mean ??? Any ideas ?
South Africa is just named South? And includes Botswana? And wtf is Zimbabwe named? I cannot even make it out...
Germany has shifted to the west, leaving Poland drowned. But who invented "Vogo"? (And "Grlece")
Call me crazy but Idk how this is going to help with Geometry at all. 🤪
It’s a post alien invasion map, Bleghium and The Nethrleands were the first to go.
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This is a very old map - still has the USSR showing ..... along with many other anomalies.
„Union of Soviet Socialist Republic“? How old is this? And i didn’t know that there’s a large bit of ocean between Germany and Poland (and there are some other drowned countries on this map, too). Ordered on wish?
If it's a pre 1990 map then "Vogo" is probably a typo for "Yugo" as in Yugoslavia.
Well, this is about as useful for GEOGRAPHY as it would be for Geometry...
I'm more interested in why they bought this for GEOMETRY. Seems to me it would be better suited for geography......still spelled incorrectly but geography.
after years of importing sands and soils form Indonesia, Singapore finally decides to take over one whole island :)
Forget the spelling, Australia apparently has a massive crack in it. Looks like most of the south-eastern coast is breaking away to form it's own country.
You bought your child a geometry set that came with a world map with many of the countries being spelled incorrectly? Tbf if it's a geometry set, the main focus should be on the math or shapes being correct and not a bonus map it came with. Now of OP meant to say he got a geography set with a misspelled map that's a countriversy.
Exactly what I'd expect from a geometry map... A geography map mighhht be a little more useful
Lol Ireland is spelled "Irrland" haha Finland is Funland. These are gas. How did this make it to a shop to buy?
Geometry???? I would worry less about your kid and more about yourself.
This is what you show people who say proofreading isn't necessary.
Vogo = Yugoslavia, I'm sure. Ya know, since the map STILL HAS THE SOVIET F*****G UNION!!!
...I feel like some of these come from private Christian schools in which they only care about indoctrination and educating kids about the lord.
In case you didn't know, Vogo is a neighbour state of Rumania and Grlece.
Next thing you know they think America is a country and not a continent.
And... South America got disconnected? Unless it's actually like that and I'm just oblivious.
My Daughter's Little Shapes Book. Pentagon?
Perfect For Kids To Learn To Tell The Time
Analog clocks, cursive, how to physically mail a letter/card, am I missing anything else?
This Dinosaur In My Daughter's Coloring Book Has Human Hands
Show Them What You've Got, Son
My Daughter's New Shoes Are On Another Level
The Maze On The Kid's Menu Is Impossible To Get Through
I Decided To Open My Step Daughter's Junior Risk Board Game Tonight, And The Compass Is Incorrect
Restaurant Puts Cocktails And Beers Right Under The Kids' Menu
Oh Yeah, Sit On Me, Child
My Son Was Stumped With A State Abbreviation Crossword. Then I Looked At The Solution
Terrible Solar System
What is happening with this solar system? I was hoping to teach the kids, I guess I should have looked closer before ordering it.
My Friend's Daughter Went To Summer Camp And Received This "Meteor" Shirt
This Board Book For Kids Is Pretty Confusing
These “Jeans”/Sweat Pants My Grandma Bought Our Son For Christmas
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This thread reminds me of the time my mom, who doesn't really speak English, bought me a pair of boxers one of which had trombones on it and said "I'm horny" and the other one had a warning label with "Warning contains nuts" on it. Yes I still have them
I love this! I’m glad you still have them.
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Hey, I'm just happy they were all relevant to the title/topic. *looking at you, "introvert" memes list I just read...*
Remember in the 70's, I think, we got tired of our kids dying from eating prescription medicine shaped like candy? How soon we forget..
This thread reminds me of the time my mom, who doesn't really speak English, bought me a pair of boxers one of which had trombones on it and said "I'm horny" and the other one had a warning label with "Warning contains nuts" on it. Yes I still have them
I love this! I’m glad you still have them.
Load More Replies... Hey, I'm just happy they were all relevant to the title/topic. *looking at you, "introvert" memes list I just read...*
Remember in the 70's, I think, we got tired of our kids dying from eating prescription medicine shaped like candy? How soon we forget..
