Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”
However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.
Scroll down to check out the list below, and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!
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My Mom Is A 4th Grade Teacher. Here's One Of Her Muslim Student's Letters To Santa
I don't know why all these comments were downvoted, so I voted them back up. This girl rocks and it's lovely to see people putting religious biases aside to celebrate the true teachings of their religion - happiness and love towards all. If only everyone thought the way this little girl did.
8 Year Old's Letter To Santa
Heartbreaking & heartwarming at the same time. What a wonderfully kind brother and human being !
My Daughter's Christmas List
Determination, smarts & creativity...this kid's gonna go far. Well done!
So This Store Had A "Dear Santa" Writing Area For Children And This Is What I Saw
My 11-Year-Old Nephew Made My Mom A Christmas List. Lmao I Feel You Dawg
It'd be nice if kids didn't have to hear about politics from grown ups. Let kids be kids, and make up their own mind where they stand once they're older.
Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry. Letter To Santa Left In The Cookie And Milk Plate
A Letter To Santa From My Brother's 5th Grade Class - "There Will Be Consequences"
I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa. I Should Have Been More Specific
My Boy's Son Put Together His Christmas List. The Random $29 Has Me Rollin'
As A Jew, Christmas Time Was Always The Hardest Time Of The Year. This Is What I Wrote To Santa When I Was 9
Always seemed mean to me for little ones not to celebrate due to parents religion!
Little Brother Wrote Santa A Thank-You Card
My Good Friend's Note To Santa Right After Titanic Came Out. She Was 9
My Niece's Letter To Santa
This Is My 4-Year-Old's Letter To Santa. I Think She's On Her Way To Becoming A Doctor
Mall Santa, Meet Skeptical 8yo
I never thought about what the elves did as “slave labor” but... I’m rethinking things.
My Childhood Letter To Santa Claus
So many wasted childhood years of asking for toys when I could have asked for a clean room! I wonder if Santa would be willing to clean my house now? hahahaha
A 4-Year-Old's Epic Christmas List
Now I want a shark that goes underwater and grabs me corndogs that are already baked!
5-Year-Old Letter To Santa Asking For GTA V: "I Just Want To Play With The Cars, Not The Hookers!"
Mom Busted Out A Box Of Old Santa Letters Today - Looks Like My Career As A Smartass Began At A Young Age
Jeremy Has A Problem With His Gifts. And With His Nerves As Well
My 9 Year Old Brother's Note To Santa, Signed By The Man Himself
Addisyns Letter To Santa!! Cutest And Funniest Thing I've Ever Read!
I think this is a winner, the part about the baby peeing in her mouth is too sweet, plus I love the name Addisyn!
I Present My Co-Worker's 10-Year-Old Nephew's Letter To Santa
Are we not going to talk about the fact he asked for a body pillow?
A Pair Of What?
It took me awhile, but I think it's 'tights'...'ripped tits' took me to a bad place. :-/
I Can't Make This Stuff Up! This Is My Nephew Christmas List
If Anyone Is Having Trouble Getting Into The Christmas Spirit... Here’s A Letter To Santa Written By One Of My Students
Couple Things For Christmas
i think this kid wants a pet. i dunno... maybe a cat or dog.. i cant tell >u<
A Christmas Card From My Little Sister
My Eldest Son Wrote A Letter On Behalf Of My 3yo. It’s So True. He’s Been Asking How Long Until Christmas Since January
Coworker's Daughter's Letter To Santa. Clearly Not Afraid To Ask The Tough Questions
My Daughter's Letter To Santa
My Teacher Found This Note To Santa In Her 8-Year-Old's Bedroom
My Sister Just Walked In & Handed My Parents Her Christmas List. Don't Know If I'm Scared Or Impressed
My Friend's Nephew Wrote A Letter To Santa
Instead Of Asking For Toys This Year, My Kid Wrote A Motivational Letter To Santa. "Dear Santa, I Think That You Should Be A Lot More Skinnier So On The Back Side There Is A Picture Of You Being Skinnier"
High Importance Questions From Olivia
Came Across A Good Letter To Santa While I Was Volunteering Tonight
Cousin's Letter To Santa
My Kid Is Pretty Amazing
Walmart Gold Digger
French Fries, Computer And A Chicken Nugget
Please Read This Letter My Brother Wrote To Santa When He Was 7
Letter To Santa From 12-Years-Old
My Christmas List When I Was 7
I like how he throws in the picture of a girl - at the end and in very small letters. Not creepy AT ALL.
My Niece's Letter To Santa. At Least She Asked For His Permission!
