Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”


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However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.

Scroll down to check out the list below, and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!

#1 My Mom Is A 4th Grade Teacher. Here's One Of Her Muslim Student's Letters To Santa

My Mom Is A 4th Grade Teacher. Here's One Of Her Muslim Student's Letters To Santa

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EvieNiffler 11 months ago

I don't know why all these comments were downvoted, so I voted them back up. This girl rocks and it's lovely to see people putting religious biases aside to celebrate the true teachings of their religion - happiness and love towards all. If only everyone thought the way this little girl did.

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#2 8 Year Old's Letter To Santa

8 Year Old's Letter To Santa

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Tamara Laney 11 months ago

Heartbreaking & heartwarming at the same time. What a wonderfully kind brother and human being !

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#3 My Daughter's Christmas List

My Daughter's Christmas List

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Tamara Laney 11 months ago

Determination, smarts & creativity...this kid's gonna go far. Well done!

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#4 Great Logic

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Tamara Laney 11 months ago

Smart kiddo!

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#5 So This Store Had A "Dear Santa" Writing Area For Children And This Is What I Saw

So This Store Had A "Dear Santa" Writing Area For Children And This Is What I Saw

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lalalala 11 months ago

We all want that :'(

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#6 Kids These Days

Kids These Days

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jp 11 months ago

This is the item, thank me later.. Capture-5a...7758cd.jpg Capture-5a3a5957758cd.jpg

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#7 My 11-Year-Old Nephew Made My Mom A Christmas List. Lmao I Feel You Dawg

My 11-Year-Old Nephew Made My Mom A Christmas List. Lmao I Feel You Dawg

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TheKnightOwl 11 months ago

It'd be nice if kids didn't have to hear about politics from grown ups. Let kids be kids, and make up their own mind where they stand once they're older.

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#8 Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry. Letter To Santa Left In The Cookie And Milk Plate

Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry. Letter To Santa Left In The Cookie And Milk Plate

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Peggy Ward 11 months ago

Oh how freakin sweet!

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#9 A Letter To Santa From My Brother's 5th Grade Class - "There Will Be Consequences"

A Letter To Santa From My Brother's 5th Grade Class - "There Will Be Consequences"

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Jennifer .S 11 months ago

Oh no! Not the concequinces!!

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#10 I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa. I Should Have Been More Specific

I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa. I Should Have Been More Specific

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Peggy Ward 11 months ago

Kids do take things literally, I lauged my ass off on this one!

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