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129 Times Kids Totally Nailed Their Letter To Santa
Spare a thought for Santa. He gets millions of letters a year to trawl through, with the vast majority of them boring and formulaic along the lines of “Dear Santa can I have an X-Box for Christmas please.”
However from time to time there are little nuggets of genius or hilarity that must surely make the jolly old guy crack a smile. Kids are known for speaking their mind, and are especially forthright when it comes to making requests (or demands), so we here at Bored Panda have decided to make a list of the funniest, frankest and most bizarre Santa Letters kids have ever sent.
Scroll down to check out the list below, and don’t forget to vote for your favourite!
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My Mom Is A 4th Grade Teacher. Here's One Of Her Muslim Student's Letters To Santa
8 Year Old's Letter To Santa
Heartbreaking & heartwarming at the same time. What a wonderfully kind brother and human being !
So This Store Had A "Dear Santa" Writing Area For Children And This Is What I Saw
My 11-Year-Old Nephew Made My Mom A Christmas List. Lmao I Feel You Dawg
The rest of the list is also great "Cool knives" "pig" "candy (not chocolate)" XD
Don't Know If I Should Laugh Or Cry. Letter To Santa Left In The Cookie And Milk Plate
A Letter To Santa From My Brother's 5th Grade Class - "There Will Be Consequences"
I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa. I Should Have Been More Specific
My Boy's Son Put Together His Christmas List. The Random $29 Has Me Rollin'
As A Jew, Christmas Time Was Always The Hardest Time Of The Year. This Is What I Wrote To Santa When I Was 9
Always seemed mean to me for little ones not to celebrate due to parents religion!
Little Brother Wrote Santa A Thank-You Card
My Good Friend's Note To Santa Right After Titanic Came Out. She Was 9
My Niece's Letter To Santa
This Is My 4-Year-Old's Letter To Santa. I Think She's On Her Way To Becoming A Doctor
A Letter To Santa
5-Year-Old Letter To Santa Asking For GTA V: "I Just Want To Play With The Cars, Not The Hookers!"
A Note My 6 Year Old Sister Left For Santa Hahaha
Mom Busted Out A Box Of Old Santa Letters Today - Looks Like My Career As A Smartass Began At A Young Age
My 9 Year Old Brother's Note To Santa, Signed By The Man Himself
What I Want For Christmas This Year Is...
Did I read this right, just 53 billion? Now this is a 2017 typical child!
How To Make Sure Santa Is Real, 8yo Logic
I Present My Co-Worker's 10-Year-Old Nephew's Letter To Santa
Dear Santa
Talk about biting the glove that gifts you! Looks like someone's headed to the naughty list.
A Pair Of What?
It took me awhile, but I think it's 'tights'...'ripped tits' took me to a bad place. :-/
I Can't Make This Stuff Up! This Is My Nephew Christmas List
He Was Told To Write A Letter To Santa
If Anyone Is Having Trouble Getting Into The Christmas Spirit... Here’s A Letter To Santa Written By One Of My Students
A Christmas Card From My Little Sister
My Eldest Son Wrote A Letter On Behalf Of My 3yo. It’s So True. He’s Been Asking How Long Until Christmas Since January
Wishlist To Santa
Giraffe says "Neigh"? LOL Santa needs to bring him "See 'n Say The Farmer Says" edition.
Coworker's Daughter's Letter To Santa. Clearly Not Afraid To Ask The Tough Questions
My Daughter's Letter To Santa
My Teacher Found This Note To Santa In Her 8-Year-Old's Bedroom
My Sister Just Walked In & Handed My Parents Her Christmas List. Don't Know If I'm Scared Or Impressed
Wow, Santa needs to upgrade his sleigh if he's going to be carrying that lot.
My Friend's Nephew Wrote A Letter To Santa
Instead Of Asking For Toys This Year, My Kid Wrote A Motivational Letter To Santa. "Dear Santa, I Think That You Should Be A Lot More Skinnier So On The Back Side There Is A Picture Of You Being Skinnier"
Came Across A Good Letter To Santa While I Was Volunteering Tonight
Cousin's Letter To Santa
My Daughters Christmas List To Santa
My Kid Is Pretty Amazing
King Of The North?
French Fries, Computer And A Chicken Nugget
Please Read This Letter My Brother Wrote To Santa When He Was 7
Letter To Santa From 12-Years-Old
Quite Scary
I just love the "just in case" letters... "You're not real. Here's what I want."
My Christmas List When I Was 7
I like how he throws in the picture of a girl - at the end and in very small letters. Not creepy AT ALL.
