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Children can say the darndest things sometimes. Their innocent view of life can lead to unexpected moments that turn out to be comedy gold

These written responses on homework are excellent examples. Some are sassy yet adorable. Others show wit and impeccable comedic timing with minimal effort, while a few display wisdom you don’t usually see from a young mind.

We’ve collected some of the best photos shared by parents for your comic relief today. Prepare to let out some chuckles and giggles while being reminded of the carefree days of being a kid. 

#1

My Son Drew This In 5th Grade. Perhaps I'm Biased, But I Thought It Was Clever And Funny

My Son Drew This In 5th Grade. Perhaps I'm Biased, But I Thought It Was Clever And Funny

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Space Invader
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're not biased. It IS funny and clever!

Vidas Zlioba
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Extremely clever--note that he is giving the snail 60 minutes to get away!

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Rigor Moreno
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the snail is screaming! :D

Richard Rice
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm surprised the school didn't suspend him for being a threat.

Ruth
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, the zero tolerance policies in place can get ridiculous. A friend’s child in second grade made a “gun” with his index finger and thumb on the playground and was suspended for a few days. He is autistic and was simply copying what someone else did.

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BM Khalid Hasan
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Humor at its best! This is not concerning at all.

LokisLilButterknife
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This young man has a brilliant and slightly twisted sense of humour.

John Haley
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice try against an immortal super intelligent snail. But he'll be back

Amy
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m impressed every time I see this

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    #2

    2nd Grader's Homework. My Friend's 6-Year -Old Son Is Autistic And Takes Instructions Literally

    2nd Grader's Homework. My Friend's 6-Year -Old Son Is Autistic And Takes Instructions Literally

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    Hey!
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You cannot fault a person for doing this. (Edit changed child for person)

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have loved the fox.

    meow point1
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm autistic and I wouldn't have thought to do that.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did six times more work than the other students.

    LiuLiu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not wrong - thinks outside of the box!

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    #3

    My Son, The Patriot

    My Son, The Patriot

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    Rigor Moreno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is not wrong! Any ways... :D

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never heard it called an American eagle before, just a bald eagle

    Ria C.
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American Eagle is the name of a clothing store. Edit: word

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    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well someone deserves extra credit ....

    Jess Smith
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PENSACOLA? S**t. May I direct you to this lovely page from an unashamedly pro-science, and, sadly, therefore liberal (not that being liberal is bad but that pro-science implies liberal) perspective? https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Pensacola_Christian_College. Edit: BP, I'm going to say s**t all the f*****g time, and if you a******s try to stop me, you're nothing but a bunch of pawns! Edit edit: WHAT DID I SAY, BORED PANDA?

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jess, thank you for pointing that out. I totally missed the small print on that paper. This Pensacola place seems indeed to be a great, steaming pile of shіt. Fundamentalists would rather kill everyone than question their beliefs. Wrong-thinking is punishable.

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    Simone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cooked american eagle? ill-eagle!

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    A few items on this list show writings of intuitive children, which, according to entrepreneur and speaker Dr. Kuhmar Mehta, is a promising sign. It’s one of the indicators of a gifted child, which also includes keen observation and the tendency to ask questions. 

    In his article for CNBC, Dr. Mehta also mentioned the early use of advanced vocabulary, which you’ll likely also see in some of these photos.

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    #4

    Kiddo's Favorite Thing About School

    Kiddo's Favorite Thing About School

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    Wonky Donkey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even as an adult, that feeling never changes.

    Kerry Fletcher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For grade 3 or under which this is for, that is amazingly neat. I suspect another fake

    Ariana Hoffman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more right than anything else in the world..you finally get me.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this child didn't really mean it. Going to school ought to be fun and socially rewarding.

    Cybele Spanjaard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never forget asking my US Grandniece then aged four, when visiting us in Australia "What is your most favourite thing to do?" Oh she says quite openly " I love looking at myself in a mirror the best". I gave her a mirror compact with a light in it that opened, for her to take back on the flight and my Niece, said she spent most of her waking hours on the long flight looking at herself. NB She elected to return to Australia to study at uni here and now at 24 working with environment protection..and IT.

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    #5

    So Young, So Honest

    So Young, So Honest

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    tom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your job is to freeload, ours is to give you an education

    Ivona
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I think it's distasteful to have such an entry in young children's schoolwork.

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    zovjraar me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sad we're already asking kids how they're going to make money

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope this is a clever kid, and not something he is told.

    Tamra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son knew what "freeloader" was at a young age. When it was time to feed the dogs and cats, I'd say "dinnertime, my fluffy little freeloaders". 😂

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute. It meant that he was listening and learned a new word!

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    Rigor Moreno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting parents or guardian. :D

    KatSaidWhat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone called their dog an unemployed freeloader and I'm still laughing at that.

    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankie, you're brilliant ...

    Karl der Große
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once told my teacher that I wanted to grow up to be a freeloader. She was surprised I knew the word, but it was because I read dozens of Heckle and Jeckle comic books.

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    #6

    This 9-Year-Old Is Already A Pro At Cutting Corners On Homework

    This 9-Year-Old Is Already A Pro At Cutting Corners On Homework

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    Matthew Currie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Billy Collins wrote a similar take on a sonnet. Aside from the literal correctness of the syllables, the haiku makes an observation and draws a conclusion from it. Well done.

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    Tom Hardeveld
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Passive agressive. That is what this poem is. Clever nine year old.

    Rafael
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never got the appeal of haikus... not even trying to c**p on then, I just don't see what's special about counting syllables. Does it sound better in Japanese?

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    especially the fact that Japanese language is so different, I watch some Japanese shows on Public Television (usa) and the dialogue is translated at the bottom of the screen. They use a lot more syllables than what the English language does to say stuff.

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    Jane W.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is GREAT, the little smartass.

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    Parents can take action to nurture their children’s natural talents. Dr. Mehta suggests firsthand curiosity-inducing activities like visiting museums, for one. Providing them with materials to play with, such as cardboard boxes and Play-Doh, can also help spark creativity. 

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    #7

    Homework: "Draw Your Favorite Part Of The Mass." This Is What My Son Draws

    Homework: "Draw Your Favorite Part Of The Mass." This Is What My Son Draws

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    BoredPossum
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    1 year ago

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    Karen Krause
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably go to a Catholic school, so that's really the point.

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    LadyKing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure he’s flipping off the church. Love it

    Hassel Davidhoff
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teaching religion to children is abuse. Don't @ me. You're not going to change my mind.

    coffee_meowniac
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its funny how triggered people get...

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago

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    coffee_meowniad. It's the way of the christian. They get triggered about someone not being christian. They have to ban books because they trigger them. They pass legislation because they are triggerd. There's lots of stuff that triggers the supposed christians.

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    Mystery Kitteh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that kid is giving the church the finger!

    Oskar vanZandt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naps used to be my favourite thing about church as a youngster... Singing was ace, but the rest made me soooooooo tired!

    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, you obviously don’t understand. They’re a Catholic FAMILY !

    Willem Andries Oosterhof
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. Sunday school was a massive Interruption of my beauty sleep. I'm still ugly!!

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at those evil looking windows..

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    #8

    Who Doesn’t Want To Be Carried Away By Owls?

    Who Doesn’t Want To Be Carried Away By Owls?

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Carried Away by Owls" sounds like the perfect band name for an Indie rock band.

    cj be like
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist- this is a middle aged depressed man

    temmie123
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NONE OF THIS IS CANON

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    #9

    I've Never Been More Proud Of My 10-Year-Old Daughter

    I've Never Been More Proud Of My 10-Year-Old Daughter

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    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got so many clothes, she's like an asian during the winter! (and before anyone gets mad, i'm asian and this is true)

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    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pity she didn't go with Uranus on the first question.😂

    Timbob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a snotty brat to me !

    Nylah
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BUUUUUUURRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Cydney Golden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Chandler, could I be wearing more clothes?

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    “In school, they can be easily bored because they learn things faster than their peers,” Canella wrote, comparing it to an employee going through an eight-hour shift.

    #10

    Found This In Some Old School Papers. Apparently, Even 7-Year-Old Me Was A Know-It-All

    Found This In Some Old School Papers. Apparently, Even 7-Year-Old Me Was A Know-It-All

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    Ubiquitous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't it be "spell correctly"?

    lovemy suffolk
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally agree! Every child in the class would immediately smell the fresh mimeo.

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    Anonymous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, as a tutor who has told many children that they should not be misspelling a word we just talked about and *that I highlighted for them to copy*, I respect kids like this.

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    #11

    F+ Homework

    F+ Homework

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    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes lyrics that seem to have a clear meaning are about something else or have a hidden meaning, but I'm 99.98% certain that that is not about independence.

    Uren Bugwandeen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh there we go....its stuck in my head now

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear - so young . . . . . 🤣

    J C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    teacher got rickrolled! something my son would have done!

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The decleration of continuation and dedication

    TheForrestGreene (he/they/it)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never gonna tell a lie...(someone please continue this)

    Kat Hoth
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The video is awful, but I actually like the song.

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    #12

    My Friend's 5-Year-Old Son Had This For Homework Tonight, And He Changed The Answer To Be Something More Humane

    My Friend's 5-Year-Old Son Had This For Homework Tonight, And He Changed The Answer To Be Something More Humane

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    CL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously doubt the teacher created this worksheet 🙄

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    J C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously messed up sentence they were asked to complete. Hitting dogs is awful!

    nuberiffic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not being presented as a positive thing

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    Oskar vanZandt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely deserves a bonus for his caring comment 🙂

    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he deserves extra points! Well said!

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For 5 years old, I'm not only impressed that they can read and color so well, but their penmanship is amazing. I'm curious if the age is incorrect? Not saying that a 5 year old isn't capable of this, it's just not the norm, usually.

    SilverSkyCloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats really neat writing for a 5 year old

    pfeils wife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they are this young and still learning, their writing is almost perfect because they are still trying so hard! Just wait, as he gets older it will start to look like a 2 year old wrote it. ha

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    GPawesomeness
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why were "fit" and "hit" the options on that question?

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    #13

    Grading One Of My 3rd Grade Student's Homework Tonight And Came Across This Beauty. Trying To Decide If I Should Give Bonus Points

    Grading One Of My 3rd Grade Student's Homework Tonight And Came Across This Beauty. Trying To Decide If I Should Give Bonus Points

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    OneHappyPuppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grading tonight, 3rd grade, born in 2004, BP how old are these posts you're stealing??

    Sven Grammersdorf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you click the link you'll see that the post is 10 years old

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    Dumb teenager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lil dude had figured out more by year 3 then I had by year 5!

    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone might have watched the birthing video

    ValdaDeDieu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, this drawing is the reason I clicked on the article; so yes, bonus points are a must.

    Sven Grammersdorf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 3rd grader should be able to write and draw way better than that

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most realistic drawing ever by a child that age.

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    #14

    My Friend Teaches 5th Grade, And She Was Given This By A Student Today. This Kid Is Going Places

    My Friend Teaches 5th Grade, And She Was Given This By A Student Today. This Kid Is Going Places

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    tom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's okay, there's always next year

    Tempest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why! The kid understood the task well! 😂

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the fan exploding in the next panel. This kid is clever and has a good sense of humour.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and you couldn't tell what was poop and what as chocolate!

    Jossh Nine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Send that kid to art school. His imagination is wonderful.

    SilverSkyCloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to know what went down at that birthday

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    #15

    Younger Brother Was Doing His Homework. I Think We Can All Agree With His Last Answer

    Younger Brother Was Doing His Homework. I Think We Can All Agree With His Last Answer

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    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    out of the mouth of babes ....

    Jess Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you can't do a decent job could you please do nothing? the fact that I would vote for my cat, (who cannot catch an ant, startles at everything, and is really stupid, and also I think bent on world domination), over about half of you lot says quite a bit, and it's not about the cat

    J L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the kid knows the government is a joke lol

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    How about you, readers? Which of these photos caught your attention? Or perhaps you wrote something similar at that age? Share in the comments!

    #16

    My 6-Year-Old Cousin's Homework Answer After Seeing A Play

    My 6-Year-Old Cousin's Homework Answer After Seeing A Play

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    Rigor Moreno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Enjoying the ride with friends, than watching something uninteresting. :D

    Schmebulock
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She could get a job designing vehicles for Tesla

    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably couldn't hear most of it.

    John Haley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a bit suspicious about that bus. Is it a school bus or a bang bus?

    Northern Breeze
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truth comes out of children's mouths.... No filters !

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be hard to guess what children will enjoy. I volunteer in kindergarten class, and I notice that a film that I enjoy may hold no interest for the children and the other way round.

    okpkpkp
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    riding in a school bus with no seat belts...

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    #17

    Use The Word "Bank"

    Use The Word "Bank"

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    tom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well she was only doing as asked

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walked right into this one, honestly. I love literal kids!

    SilverSkyCloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair, some of these make perfect sense

    queer little autism frog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit, didn’t see anything wrong with this at first.

    Skip62
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why does it say to use the word bank? I am confused about that.

    Sue User
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was too and i am 60.Then i realised they wanted the student to use the words from the top part to complete the sentences at the bottom .

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    Stephanie Did It
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every one of those sentences is grammatically correct!

    Mark Olsson Moreno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Banks don't even clean up their own messes.

    dayngerkat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got money in the bank, shorty what you drank?

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    #18

    This Kid Is A Realist

    This Kid Is A Realist

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    Bamamom2boys
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son did wrote the same thing on his paper like this. He also drew a picture of himself being dead with x's for his eyes! LOL

    DowntownStevieB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how it just says "rest." Like, finally sleep.

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid's not exactly wrong. Not too many people get to live to be 101.

    Elio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandpa did, but he died a few months after he hit 101.

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    Lewis KR
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like asking what would you do in a zombie apocalypse. 999 times out of 1000 your answer should be, "be a zombie"

    Grudge-holding Treefrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my friend dressing up as a coffin for the hundredth day of school

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you 101 you are not smiling like those people. education system failing our youth yet again

    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this exact same assignment when i was in 4th grade!

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    #19

    The Homework Was "Draw Your Mommy"

    The Homework Was "Draw Your Mommy"

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    tom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she is the quidditch queen, young and sweet, only 70

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'just keep vacuuming, just keep vacuuming-'

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea why this drawing made me laugh so much

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must clean her house a lot.

    Tricia Blondin-Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad she didn't marry a dentist, she wouldn't have to do housework

    Kalevra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no arch. just like my wife

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child sees Mum just 'loving' her work...

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    #20

    I Will Sit Still

    I Will Sit Still

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writing lines is useless... A better idea would be to ask the youngster to write or draw possible strategies to avoid the "disruption" in future. And then have a supportive chat.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else master the art of taping three pencils together to write multiple lines at the same time?

    DutchPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did! Only thing is, I was the Einstein to take three different color pens, sooooooo.... I had to do it again...

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    Glitterati
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids are not made to sit still. But yes very ingenious!

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's stupid, I can't sit still at all, it's stupid to punish kids for being fidgety.

    Cyndi Hafele
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I vaguely remember doing that in grade school. I remember thinking I was SOOO smart.

    Sera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannot believe people are still doing this nonsense.

    DutchPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither, but on the plus side, it gives you a chance to focus on your writing

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of makes me sad as it makes me think that it was from a child with ADHD

    Maggie Dinzler Shaw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody needs to sit still. Teach kids how to use their energy and don\'t make them all sit still.

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    #21

    Well, It Didn't Say It Had To Be Analog

    Well, It Didn't Say It Had To Be Analog

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    LSD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn’t they provide an image of a clock with no hands so the kids can add them? Madness!

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly, the test could've had a blank clock for them to draw the hands in

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    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's accurate!!! they did as asked!!!

    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presumably they had been learning reading clocks otherwise marking it as incorrect seems unfair.

    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the teacher wanted the clock to be smaller.

    Jorie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had an "old lady" cognitive test at the doctor's office. Was asked to draw 10 minutes past eleven and did the same thing! A kid with my sense of humor!

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    #22

    An 8-Year-Old Student Of Mine Showing Her Thinking

    An 8-Year-Old Student Of Mine Showing Her Thinking

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    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What ever happened to just saying "show your work"? That makes so much more sense than show your thinking.

    CrazyKnitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even understand how to show your work with such simple equations. I had a hard time with algebra because I could just do it and always got in trouble for "skipping steps" that I just combined.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When did a sum become a 'number sentence'?

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking quite a lot, why don't I get a bunny?

    Maggie Dinzler Shaw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 6 year old grandson solved a math problem and where it said to show how he found the answer, he wrote, "I used my brain."

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face on the left, really looks like she is thinking.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would've given 1/2 a point for the right answer.

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    #23

    Kids

    Kids

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of you laughed when you read the effect? Admit it

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont like nerd bashing. If they quit, we are scrued 😄

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    Erjenn Rejano
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I play the piano and I'm one of the biggest nerds around. I laughed so hard

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The child needs some social education..who will be his favourite pop stars in the future....nerds? LOL

    Susan Raskin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and he will be cool AF when his band makes it big

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly biographical, unfortunately.

    Thomas Ewing
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    20 MINUTES? You won't learn much piano THAT way.

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    #24

    My Kid's End-Of-Year Open House. My Wife And I Are The Oldest Parents In Her Class, At 39. Thanks For Making Us Feel Good, Kid

    My Kid's End-Of-Year Open House. My Wife And I Are The Oldest Parents In Her Class, At 39. Thanks For Making Us Feel Good, Kid

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Besides the ages, this is the sweetest one of these I have seen. Drinking sodas instrad of wine, singing and calling their kid "my hero" is so wonderful

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same. Looks like she’s got lovely parents. (Also how do the teachers get themselves to write these out so neatly without dying from laughter?!)

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    Queeqec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering how old Stephanie is.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its just the plastic folder they came in. You can see the gap at the bottom 😊

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    Roger9er
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, those are old parents! 😄

    Duncan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter did this too. Her mommy is 6 years old and likes to eat and cook noodles. None of which are true. Still, was good for a laugh.

    Sandra Morison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writing is incredible for a young child

    Ariana Hoffman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I did one of these when I was 5 and I said my mom was 40 and my dad was 80

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    #25

    My Friend's A Math Teacher. He Just Found His Favorite Student

    My Friend's A Math Teacher. He Just Found His Favorite Student

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm having a PTSD moment looking at this homework ....

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recall drawing a snake on the graph on the exam I failed...

    The Disneyland Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are wondering why, its because the book misspelled axis and wrote axes

    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a mistake, the plural of axis is axes, you are supposed to name both x and y. Axis is singular.

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    #26

    It's Always Possible To Love Someone And Hate Them At The Same Time

    It's Always Possible To Love Someone And Hate Them At The Same Time

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...jumping frog, Albuquerque... ;-)

    ThatOneFish She/Her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In grade six we did on of these as a class and told the teacher it's name was Bob. He wrote it down (:

    #27

    One Of My Students Turned In This Gem Today

    One Of My Students Turned In This Gem Today

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    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does... does it say f*g at the bottom of the paper??

    Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought my kindergarten teacher was cool for making us green eggs and ham. Times have changed

    Luisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids are doing meth in kindergarden now. ? Back on time kindergarden was only and exclusive just to play.

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would, indeed, be quite a memorable kindergarten activity. We made peanut butter soup that set the building on fire. That's my most memorable kindergarten activity.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see how long this lasts before the BP censors get their hands on it.

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crikey, we did tippex thinners.

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    #28

    My Nephew Is Shooting For The Stars

    My Nephew Is Shooting For The Stars

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it say magic or nuggie? I would guess nuggie, because noone who can do magic janitor work could hate their job

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone needs to watch Fantasia. Or Sword in the Stone.

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    Maggie Fulton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Realistic expectations of adulthood. Except for the magic. Sorry, kid.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good career option honestly. a castle?? imagine getting paid for cleaning the floor after the queen's latest banquet.

    Probably Legal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a land of myth, and a time of magic…

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit sad and perhaps copying a family member's job......and

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    #29

    My 6-Year-Old Made This About Her 23-Year-Old Teacher

    My 6-Year-Old Made This About Her 23-Year-Old Teacher

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    Anonymous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6 year olds think 12 is old.

    GottaGo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok how exactly could this question result well?

    #30

    Shared By A Teacher Friend

    Shared By A Teacher Friend

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    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like dyslexia to me. They got half of each word. If this makes them quit, I've got a lot worse for them.

    digitalin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Some key letter combos and the general shape of the word. I feel bad for the kid-- it's not uncommon and here we are laughing at them for what is probably a disorder.

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    tom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my dog sh@t on the rug yesterday

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad the funny bit was indicated by the yellow scribble, I'd have missed it otherwise 🙄

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there are 5 sticky out bits from its body, so…

    stupidMonkey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is clearly Arthur Pendragon and a Wrecked-angle. Full points

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    #31

    My Son Went To A Dinosaur Event And They Had A Thing Where You Could Color A Dinosaur And It Would Go On A Screen. This Is My Son's

    My Son Went To A Dinosaur Event And They Had A Thing Where You Could Color A Dinosaur And It Would Go On A Screen. This Is My Son's

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's logical. He does have horns.

    Tammy Malone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom/dad got a small moose figurine with a lot of antlers, with a little plaque that said "we all get horny sometimes". I showed it off to everyone that came to visit! LOL!!! Finally got a smack for it!

    nuberiffic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they a triceratop, or a tricerabottom?

    Nylah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH MY F*****G GOD NOT HORNY THE TRICERATOPS!!!!!

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very good and he just might be right name and all

    Maggie Dinzler Shaw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I went to a night spot called the Horny Dino a long time ago.

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    #32

    My Then 7-Year-Old Son Asking The Important Questions

    My Then 7-Year-Old Son Asking The Important Questions

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. For the bisons sake ❤️

    BrownEyedPanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, son. They're protected by law, and they can get aggressive.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have a temporary one if u get a bison burger

    3 Possums in a trench coat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is legal but not recommended for the bison's sake and your's

    Maggie Dinzler Shaw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is a bison? Something you wash you fison in Australia.

    Everest wolf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk if ur serious or not but it’s a natural North American hooved animal most common in the midwestern United States. They were brought to nearly extinct due to humans, but there was a protection put over them and now they are thriving in wildlife reserves, their habitats, and national parks!!

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    #33

    Asked My Students For Their Seating Preferences

    Asked My Students For Their Seating Preferences

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    Manana Man
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know the age of the kid that came up with #deskrimination cuz that's pretty good.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a clever pun. Judging from the handwriting I'd say anywhere from around 10-13.

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    Dolevaal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but deskrimination is killing me.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say that kid has been raised right.

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    #34

    My Sister's History Homework On Food That Medieval Nobles Ate 

    My Sister's History Homework On Food That Medieval Nobles Ate 

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    Amy Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, those drawings are better than any I could manage

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that is one twisted counter to "eat the rich"...

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Peasant under glass must have been quite the interesting meal.

    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is upper class with these definitions 😄

    Josh Hudson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pheasant probably tastes like chicken?

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reports are that it tastes like pork, according to those who have engaged in cannibalism.

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    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fantastic drawings and I am sure correct answers as well.. maybe the Pheasant had feathers?

    Toni B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little confused about the definition of pheasant vs peasant.

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    #35

    My Fiancé's 8-Year-Old Student

    My Fiancé's 8-Year-Old Student

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what's funnier; 'can you blow me?" or labelling Little Red as a dummy.

    Nylah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aight whos gonna tell the kid that dont mean what e think it does

    Nylah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some kid in my class said 'l love blowing ppls brans out!' and then my asexual a*s was like; 'i dont, but i will blow someones brains out is they threaten family' and my entire f*****g class just turned around like :O and im just sat there like ;

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    #36

    Found This Old Drawing I Did In Elementary School. Can You Guess What The Squirrel Is Doing? You're Right. It's Holding Two Nuts

    Found This Old Drawing I Did In Elementary School. Can You Guess What The Squirrel Is Doing? You're Right. It's Holding Two Nuts

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was sending a sign to the reader 😏

    Indosidius
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If those are nuts, I hate to see the squirel that those nuts got ripped from....

    Ariana Hoffman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y does it look like he is flipping me off? lol

    Sojourner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have any of you read Dee's Big Nuts? No? Then read it.

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    #37

    My Partner Teaches At Primary School, And She Sent Me This Gem Today

    My Partner Teaches At Primary School, And She Sent Me This Gem Today

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice the cute angles on top too!

    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did but kinda curious why the teacher fixed that error but didn't correct the spelling of obtuse?

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid's employing scalars, an important concept in geometry.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Narrower angle and wider angle would've been better language. I don't know who creates these worksheets! Definitely not an English major!

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the student did just that..100% Now let's look at it another way....

    Maggie Dinzler Shaw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Often, it is the directions that are wrong.

    Anywhere but Here
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grade threes had a worksheet like this. I explained very carefully and repeated myself and gave examples of what to do and what not to do. I still got 6 or 7 like this.

    EmJay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    took me to long to understand the wrong part about it

    Karina
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    1 year ago

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    Boobs come in different shapes and sizes 😂

    #38

    My Mom Is A Teacher For A 2nd Grade Class And Sent Me This Today. I Admire The Confidence

    My Mom Is A Teacher For A 2nd Grade Class And Sent Me This Today. I Admire The Confidence

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    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The math is not correct either.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody is more confident than a person who is completely wrong.

    hyj (she, her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see this a lot, both with correct and incorrect math. As a teacher, we try to get kids to explain how they get to their answers. There's more than one way to do math.

    jjdubs W
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, I think it's difficult to explain addition or subtraction "thinking" (even if the student had gotten the answer correct).

    Luisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course the kid know , who does not know that.

    RandomCatsRule
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be less funny if they were correct 😂

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    #39

    Going Through My Son's Paperwork From Before The School Shut Down

    Going Through My Son's Paperwork From Before The School Shut Down

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    tom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so would I little man, so would I.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We certainly approve of a chicken nugget garden, particularly if it has a BBQ sauce spring.

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh, if only chicken nuggets grew on trees.

    Emmy S.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry- the school shut down!?

    Everest wolf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes the marker wears out perfectly and you get something like this shading and lighting haha

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    #40

    When An 8-Year-Old's Homework Gets Too Real

    When An 8-Year-Old's Homework Gets Too Real

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely this is the only correct answer - what did the teacher want?

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A drawing of a decomposing body, perhaps?

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is another stupid question.

    Ariana Hoffman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Debs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this a few times now, do teachers ask this of kids? What are they expecting to get as an answer?

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    #41

    Brogle

    Brogle

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this made total sense to me, but I also still call asparagus spargle, so brogle ....makes...sense... 🤷🏿

    JimSteve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spargle, brogle, taters, carrt, celly, cuceber

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once when doing the huge chalkboard menus at pub job when I was at University? Neither of us could remember exactly how to spell "Broccoli"! We were both aiming for and working towards PhDs!!! 😄 We had to go into the kitchen and look it up on the huge boxes! 😄

    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A child that loves broccolis? Color me surprised. I am not a picky eater, and I can eat them just fine, but I can't say they are my favorite.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know what you mean...and the fact you as a kid even like it is amazing..

    Ovata Acronicta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brogle is definitely my favorite veggie too. Green beings are a close second, and have the benefit of being awesome raw straight from the garden.

    ChickyChicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids who were in kindergarten through 3rd grade when the pandemic happened have the hardest time with spelling. I see this kind of spelling all the time with my kiddo. It was so hard and frustrating and we just had to pick our battles for sanity.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up when kids still regularly caught chicken pox, measles, mumps, polio, had tonsil surgery, and still kept up in school. And learned cursive and geography. It's not the pandemic; it's terrible school systems and worse standards.

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    #42

    One Of My School Journal Entries When I Was 7

    One Of My School Journal Entries When I Was 7

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    justagirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the drawing is better than i could have done lmao

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    November is a very T-Rexy month. I thought everybody knew that.

    dayngerkat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No shave November. The T-rex can't reach

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh! It's Dinovember!!! Look it up! 🦖

    imsouravmitra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 years old in 1998? OP must be of my age

    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm really impressed by that kid's drawing skills!

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1998 was the year I graduated high school

    Pansexual-Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the best dino drawing ever for a 7y old.... im two times older and I cant draw even close to as good as that...

    #43

    My 7-Year-Old Daughter Answering A Philosophical Question For Schoolwork

    My 7-Year-Old Daughter Answering A Philosophical Question For Schoolwork

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    Wolf princess quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do we assume lil kids all over know who Jordan even is?

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know sports stars when I was 7 (still don't). Especially those of a generation or two prior.

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    Paula MV
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect example of concrete thinking. Seven-year olds do not think abstractly yet!

    Fack Suckerberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never ever this is work for a 7yo. Or is it work in a school for the hightly talended kids ? In Germany half the children start with school at 7yo. I could barely read with 7.

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the U.S. it is expected that kids know the alphabet and how to write their name before entering school at age 5. Most can read by 7.

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    #44

    Was Marking A Kid's Homework And Saw The Progression Of His Studies

    Was Marking A Kid's Homework And Saw The Progression Of His Studies

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    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he progressed from “litle” to “little”. Celebrate the litle, sorry, little wins!

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    great point ... his spelling is getting much better.

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not care ... to answer the same question every dagnabbit week!

    KatSaidWhat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Past Kat got punished one day in junior school and was made to write out the times tables many, many times. Present Kat is grateful that she is a sharp shooter when it comes to that now and does not need a calculator.

    Maggie Dinzler Shaw
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they ask this on a worksheet that is subtraction?

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    #45

    This Is How My Son Does Word Searches In School

    This Is How My Son Does Word Searches In School

    The teacher, my wife, and I were honestly just really impressed.

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    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who actually spent time looking for all the words? It’s so distracting with how the kid had coloured them letters in 😂

    still tired
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just noticed that he didn't complete "brown"

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thinking outside the box .... the kid is great!

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is exceptional out of the box thinking. If the system doesn't beat it out of him, he's going to be an amazing problem solver as an adult

    #46

    My Niece’s Schoolwork

    My Niece’s Schoolwork

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    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School is WAY different than when I attended.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While doing meth, she saw an aquamarine elephant eating fried shrimp

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many kids confuse Aewith E I wonder?

    #47

    My Nephew’s Homework When He Was 8

    My Nephew’s Homework When He Was 8

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    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a smart kid! He’s got BrainZ while we here have to make do with just one 🥲

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 + 5 = 11? He must've had a brainz fartz

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must have used a friend's brainz. The friend named "Abby" - Abby something.

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is one supposed to tell how they added two numbers? Yes, he got it wrong, but just how can you show a simple thing like addition?

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    #48

    In 4th Grade, My Teacher Wanted Us To Have A "Catch Up" Folder For Work That We Were Behind On. This Was My Folder

    In 4th Grade, My Teacher Wanted Us To Have A "Catch Up" Folder For Work That We Were Behind On. This Was My Folder

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    SEAGULL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm... Hate to be that guy but it's clearly Relish.

    Dan Flo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's just the sap from the ketchup tree that wasn't ripe yet.

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    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't we put KETCHUP in the FRIGGIN KETCHUP FOLDER?

    Ariana Hoffman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Sigh* This kid is way to smart for me *Walks away sadly*

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    #49

    Found This On The Back Of My Son's Homework

    Found This On The Back Of My Son's Homework

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    AnkleByter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In queso emergency..lettuce pray to cheesus....ramen.

    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how you summon a packers fan

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's nice to see that we've graduated from the food pyramid to the food star.

    Jossh Nine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Slayer would be proud!

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    #50

    My Sister's 7-Year-Old Student's Attempt At Her Parents' Signature

    My Sister's 7-Year-Old Student's Attempt At Her Parents' Signature

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    Luisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now class is a bad work ! ? And ONLY on the first sentence. ? 😅🙄

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The algorithm probably sucks, and maybe thought there was a space and it said "cl a*s".

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    ShaZam
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't the title be in Spanish? LIke ... Ay, caramba en clase de español! Come on teacher ... you can do better than this.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned with how kids being unable to keep their hands to themselves is such a frequent issue it gets a place on a pre-printed form. What is going on in that class?

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter owns and directs a daycare, and keeping hands to themselves is something the children must constantly be taught and reinforced from the infant room through pre-K. Sadly, they come to daycare and imitate their home environment of abuse and assault. Yet the parents are SHOCKED when their little cherub is accused of hitting or biting, or more...overt behavior.

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    Freya (she/they/he)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stepdad forged his parent’s signature a lot when he was a kid

    ENSJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did too, because they kept forgetting to do it. Got away with it almost a full year until my right handed mother decided to sign one thing. I was close, but a leftie mimicking a rightie's signature will have minor differences I learned.

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    queer little autism frog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GAHH! Hidden BAD WORD in CL*SS? Not in front of the CHILDREN!

    Tyelel
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    1 year ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Sooo my question is, how are the parents supposed to help with the (unchecked) behavior issues? This note indicates the teacher isn't attuned to her kids' attention span or developmental level and failing to engage them successfully. Selena's sweater should be the least of her concerns.

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    #51

    I Forged This Letter To My Mom Pretending To Be My 4th Grade Teacher, An Absolute Classic

    I Forged This Letter To My Mom Pretending To Be My 4th Grade Teacher, An Absolute Classic

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    LSD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An attempt was made…

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a fellow Caroline, I see nothing wrong with this

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the handwriting comments!

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww ... she wants to advance.

    #52

    My 8-Year-Old Brother's Answer To A Question On His Homework

    My 8-Year-Old Brother's Answer To A Question On His Homework

    "No, except for the meaning of life."

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a wee lad I used to wonder why my bed used to rock back and forth in the night sometimes despite us living nowhere near an earthquake zone. Even stranger is that my elder brother who had the top bunk swore he'd never noticed anything but told me not to tell anybody else. 🤔

    LSD
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re never too young to have an existential crisis.

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    #53

    One Of The Kids I Work With Wrote This As An Answer To Her Homework

    One Of The Kids I Work With Wrote This As An Answer To Her Homework

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    TrepidMouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't a yard three feet? How tall is Jeff? 😨

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jets don't fly very far where she lives.

    Someone_from_the_Netherlands
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't teach meters? Use SI stuff instead of these yard/feet whatever...

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    #54

    Beautiful Message For Veteran’s Day

    Beautiful Message For Veteran’s Day

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    #55

    So, I’m Proofreading My 8-Year-Old’s Homework When I Stumble Upon This Gem

    So, I’m Proofreading My 8-Year-Old’s Homework When I Stumble Upon This Gem

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, unitard is such a weird word to use for this exercise. I would have used "unicycle" instead. I think it is easier to understand, especially if they know the word "bicycle".

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to suggest unicorn, but then that's just one corn...so...yeah. Unicycle is better.

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    Phoenix Burn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am actually crying at this. WTF was the poor child supposed to write 😂

    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well what does unitard mean? i don't even know what it means!

    timebleeder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a leotard with full length legs. If you don't know what a leotard is, it's basically a one piece women's swim suit worn in sports and some performance arts.

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    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, I have never thought of that ... but ok.

    #56

    Stumbled Across This One From My Daughter’s 3rd Year, I Think. Tell Me You’re Raising A Gamer Without Telling Me

    Stumbled Across This One From My Daughter’s 3rd Year, I Think. Tell Me You’re Raising A Gamer Without Telling Me

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    although—what do you mean problem solved? The problem isn't solved! he dies!

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    #57

    This Teacher Had Chemotherapy Recently

    This Teacher Had Chemotherapy Recently

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Sounds like the kid in that old Twilight Zone episode hahaha

    SweetCheesySpaghetti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's a really good thing you did, Anthony. A real good thing!"

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not how medical tests work, kid.

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    #58

    This Gem My Brother Brought Home From Kindergarten Yesterday

    This Gem My Brother Brought Home From Kindergarten Yesterday

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    #59

    From My 3rd Grade School Scrapbook I Found Today. Wonder What My Teacher Thought Of This One

    From My 3rd Grade School Scrapbook I Found Today. Wonder What My Teacher Thought Of This One

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Forrest Gump's description of Jenny's father: "He was a very loving man"

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I don't think it has anything to do with your heart.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not think that means what you think it means.

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this got dark unexpected.

    #60

    My 6-Year-Old Finished His Homework With Maniacal Laughter And Muttering To Himself, "Ha, I Win"

    My 6-Year-Old Finished His Homework With Maniacal Laughter And Muttering To Himself, "Ha, I Win"

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    #61

    My Sister's Self-Portrait From Nursery School. I Can Confirm That She Does Not Look Like This In Real Life

    My Sister's Self-Portrait From Nursery School. I Can Confirm That She Does Not Look Like This In Real Life

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    LokisLilButterknife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's in her post-modernist art phase.

    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pics to compare and decide for ourselves.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kinda looks like a tooth, with the roots

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's a representation of the structure of the throat: oesophagus and trachea?

    coffee_meowniac
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    1 year ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #62

    My Son Got In Trouble At School And Had To Draw About It

    My Son Got In Trouble At School And Had To Draw About It

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    Comedy Clumbers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am certain that making light sabers with stacking markers is a legitimate use.

    Jossh Nine
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can a kid get in trouble for that?

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to kill a child's imagination. And then people wonder why kids need entertainment handing to them instead of making their own.

    #63

    One Of My Students Added Another Choice To Choose From On A Test

    One Of My Students Added Another Choice To Choose From On A Test

    CrustyButts132 Report

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone is going to be a lawyer ....

    #64

    Friend Is A Teacher, Promised To Send Me More Of These

    Friend Is A Teacher, Promised To Send Me More Of These

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    #65

    My 3rd Grader’s Homework. He Didn’t Need To Tell Them Everything

    My 3rd Grader’s Homework. He Didn’t Need To Tell Them Everything

    Reptarro52 Report

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing better than a power nap.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the assignment is to write a paragraph and then correct it? Sounds like Teacher wanted a nap.

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats basically how my after work routine goes.

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    #66

    I Was Either Born Evil Or Have Always Had A Great Sense Of Humor. Me And My Mom Were Going Through All My Old School Stuff That She Kept, And We Found This

    I Was Either Born Evil Or Have Always Had A Great Sense Of Humor. Me And My Mom Were Going Through All My Old School Stuff That She Kept, And We Found This

    I don't think we've ever laughed so much before.

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    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am surprised you didn't put Alex first. Sometimes siblings don't get along very well. Not unless you and Alex got along really well?

    #67

    My Son Is Not A Fan Of Showing His Work

    My Son Is Not A Fan Of Showing His Work

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    Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former maths teacher, I would struggle to give a better answer to this stupid question.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been out of school for a very long time but I remember that I learned long division and short division. I also remember that there was no long addition and short addition , and we simply learned addition. About the best I could think of for showing my work on that would be "6 + 1 = 7".

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    James016
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son cannot show his maths workings because he just does it in his head. He just sees the answer. Plus he has some random maths skills such as converting any time of day you give him into minutes.

    ShaZam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always hated showing my work ... that's why I disliked Geometry. I never wanted to "prove" anything.

    CL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't over think this one people: a drawing of 6 items plus another item equals 7 items total. Accurate, developmentally-appropriate, simple and to-the-point. Done.

    Orange Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how you're supposed to show our work with that one.

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    #68

    The Irony Of My Kid's Homework. She Has Severe ADHD And Got Distracted Halfway Through The Sentence And Never Finshed It, As Usual

    The Irony Of My Kid's Homework. She Has Severe ADHD And Got Distracted Halfway Through The Sentence And Never Finshed It, As Usual

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    #69

    This Drawing Was Posted Up At A School I Volunteered For 

    This Drawing Was Posted Up At A School I Volunteered For 

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    LokisLilButterknife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't find that funny- that's honestly pretty disturbing and I'm surprised the school allowed it to be posted.

    Samsquatch & Monko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did my friend get to another school??/j

    maswartz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that big chungus next to it?

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    #70

    From My Old High School Math Teacher

    From My Old High School Math Teacher

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    #71

    My Child’s Homework

    My Child’s Homework

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    #72

    My Son's Homework. Notice The Car Speeding Behind The Bus

    My Son's Homework. Notice The Car Speeding Behind The Bus

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    Crissy Newbury
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car is travelling in the opposite direction…

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    #73

    My Son's Homework, No Corrections Needed

    My Son's Homework, No Corrections Needed

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    #74

    My Daughter Inadvertently Admitting To Growing Something Illegal

    My Daughter Inadvertently Admitting To Growing Something Illegal

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this in the same school with the kid that learned meth?

    Nikolka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely go to wrong school, no hash, no meth...

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    #75

    I Want To Be Clear, I Love My Son. But I Found This In His Homework Journal

    I Want To Be Clear, I Love My Son. But I Found This In His Homework Journal

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    Luisa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The titel of this entry don't make sense to me . What Im missing. ?

    Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite saying he’s really good at math, the math is incorrect in the drawing he has made

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    #76

    Did I Go Too Far?

    Did I Go Too Far?

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    #77

    Apparently, My Mom Is 16 According To My Little Brother 

    Apparently, My Mom Is 16 According To My Little Brother 

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    #78

    Found This Gem In My 5-Year-Old Daughter's Homework Packet

    Found This Gem In My 5-Year-Old Daughter's Homework Packet

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    #79

    Kid's Explanation For His Homework 

    Kid's Explanation For His Homework 

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    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explainanation sounds like an alternative band :)

    pyanfaruk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely it's a dead heat for second between Amanda and Juanita? Seems a bit strange.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response if I was his teacher: "C'mon, kid, there's just 0.531 seconds between first and last place and you're calling Bessie's athleticism into question? You're harsh, young man. Oh, Amanda and Juanita finished joint 2nd., not 2nd. and 3rd. Some kids are clever, some are not. A bit harsh? Well you started it!" And that's why I didn't go into teaching 😂

    #80

    My 7-Year-Old Cousin's Homework On Homophones

    My 7-Year-Old Cousin's Homework On Homophones

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    Glitterati
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butt/but it is a homophone. Kids would absolutely love this and actually remember what a homophone was of the teacher used this example

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    #81

    My Nephew Drew This Because He's "Tired Of Hearing About The Environment At School"

    My Nephew Drew This Because He's "Tired Of Hearing About The Environment At School"

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is going to be elected to office and screw us over, being beholden to big oil.

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    #82

    Well, My Youngest Sister Had Her First Day Of 3rd Grade Yesterday And Decided This Is What Her Teacher Would Want To Know

    Well, My Youngest Sister Had Her First Day Of 3rd Grade Yesterday And Decided This Is What Her Teacher Would Want To Know

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now the mother knows too.

    #83

    My Son's Schoolwork

    My Son's Schoolwork

    Translation: "When I was a baby my mom was holding me, my papa took a picture of me. When I was a child in first grade, I accidentally sat in the lunchbox table (I think). In 2nd grade Mrs. [REDACTED] class went to a park and a person said the F word. In 3rd grade I'm good."

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    #84

    My Son Forged My Signature On His Homework

    My Son Forged My Signature On His Homework

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can barely tell the difference.

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    #85

    This Is The Homework My 1st Grader Did Tonight

    This Is The Homework My 1st Grader Did Tonight

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    either he is an incredibly advanced reader, watched the movies, or has older siblings.

    zovjraar me
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would challenge myself to tell one sentence stories. i started using semi-colons when i was 8. i'm a total word nerd.

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    #86

    Younger Me Hated Kimberly's In Particular

    Younger Me Hated Kimberly's In Particular

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a thing for Kimberlys I guess.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid hates weekends, pets and Kimberlys. I don't think he/she is going very far in life.

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    #2 and #4 seem a little contradictory

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned, "No dogs and cats allowed."

    Montanavanna
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Kimberly done him so dirty he now has it out for all Kimberly's.

    #87

    My Girlfriend Is An Elementary School Teacher. I Think It Should Be Worth At Least Half Credit

    My Girlfriend Is An Elementary School Teacher. I Think It Should Be Worth At Least Half Credit

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pentagon looks totally different. A pentagram is more like it. A pentacle is not far off either. Try to summon a demon, and see if it works.

    Richard Rice
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid did draw the shape, plus 5 triangles.

    #88

    The Kid Probably Should Have Thought A Little Bit Longer

    The Kid Probably Should Have Thought A Little Bit Longer

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    Rachel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is they didn't answer number 8

    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a math teacher, I think it's pointless to make question 8 multiple choice. The students do not have to consider digit position, the point of the question. They only have to look at the choices and pick the biggest one.

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    #89

    My 3rd Grader's First Assignment Of The Year

    My 3rd Grader's First Assignment Of The Year

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you expect a third grader to write?!

    #90

    Homeschooling Is Going Well

    Homeschooling Is Going Well

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    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who taught this kid the word Boomer???? Yikes, no respect.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay Jayden, get in front of the class and explain to everyone what a Boomer is and what makes me one. We're waiting.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Claim you're not an idiot, and then immediately prove you are.

    #91

    3rd Grade Math Homework. Crushed It

    3rd Grade Math Homework. Crushed It

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad I retired before this kid got to my math class.

    Ms. Mack
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You would have hated me. My answer would have been 3950.

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