50 Times Kids Did Something So Ridiculously Stupid, Their Parents Just Had To Document It
The world without kids would be a blunt and boring place. And I’m not saying it's easy to be a parent. Ask any mom, dad, or caregiver and they will tell you how often challenging it is to be one, how much your life changes when you become one, and how it all suddenly is about that little daredevil who still has little clue about anything, really.
But all the happy, goofy, and silly moments overshadow the hardships of parenting. Because children can be witty, hilarious, and cute all at the same time and when that happens, the chances are it ends up on this entertaining Reddit community known as “Kids Are Stupid.”
“Welcome to r/KidsAreStupid, where you can get a laugh out of kids doing dumb things because they don't know any better,” the group’s description says and we’re totally up for it!
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I Bet They Tricked The Teacher!
This does not fall into the category of "Stupid things' it is educational, it teaches us that children think very differently and something this innocent can still happen and be truly beautiful.
You're so right -- it's not stupid at all. :) It's wonderful.
Load More Replies...It's easy to tell them apart. One's wearing a t-shirt, the other a button down. You're welcome.
I don't think this is a "stupid thing that kids did"! It is wholesome and heartwarming.
How Can You Mess Up That Bad
That would be an interesting, if rather specific, topic of study
Load More Replies...Well adding "your ear" to the question "inside or outside" would make things much clearer. I wonder how much that guy's parent saved for their son's college...?
She asked if it hurt on the inside of his ear or outside but he thought she meant does it hurt inside the house or outside the house. Hence he went outside to check and said it hurt in both places.
Load More Replies...My dad says I used to do the same thing when I was little. Whenever I got hurt, by dad would ask, in Spanish "Where did you hit yourself?" and I would you take him by the hand, point to a corner, shelf or table and said "right here!".
Doesn't matter. I'd probably do the same thing even now (at 56). It's too good to pass up.
Load More Replies...Every Family Has That One Kid
Yeah me too! Sister is ridiculously intelligent and I'm, well, not.
Load More Replies...Children at that age are little scientists. Which means they’ll put random things in their mouths…
I can guarantee there's an adult male literally unable to function with laughter, not able to comprehend how well his quip paid off. This is like when your kid refers to a family member as a 'useless tw@t' entirely innocently in front of the whole family
bet that put him off the taste of fish for the rest of his life.
Forget the fish, I have never before seen siblings' toes so identical that they could be brothers!
Kids Are Idiots
I'm functional (more or less) adult and I still watch the garbage truck do its thing.
Load More Replies...Childhood happiness is so simple. adults are the one who make it's expensive
$8,000? Wow! I just looked at the website for tickets, plus, airfare and hotel - oh, my! I'm really old, for remembering that it used to be less than $50 and we thought, back then, it was already expensive.😆
I went when I was 8 and was too short to ride anything fun. Plus, there were no fast passes then. Now, too many people have fast passes so it is still hours of wait time for a single ride. Waste of money.
When I was a kid in the late 70s I referred to our garbage man as my "garbage pal". he would always wave to me or give me thumbs up.
I got to witness one of these moments firsthand in my neighborhood and it was too precious! That little girl was waiting at the end of the driveway motioning for her mother to hurry up with their trash can!
When Your Son Loves The New Toy Trucks In Daycare
Why I know parents who only have like 1/4 of their child's toys out at any one point and every few weeks they rotate them instead of buying new toys. Their children think they have new toys and forget they were there like 3 months ago because they focus on different toys and likes and interests change. Much better than constantly buying new toys but not getting rid of none of the older ones as they get overwhelmed and forget half the ones they have. Kids don't need a lot of toys, variation is much better. Why toy rental places are great, especially for younger kids who live between toys so much, saves money and waste.
Rotating toys worked for my kids. Every couple of months they thought they were getting new toys
Load More Replies...Maybe he just got caught up in the other kids' enthusiasm for the trucks, it is contagious.
More fun when either playing with others or playing keep away from others
Family That Brushes Together Stays Together
Did you know that you can use a dry erase marker to leave Tooth Fairy messages on the bathroom mirror and get your kids to floss, too?
When I was little I saw my mum's shampoo 'for greasy hair'. I thought she wanted greasy hair!
Chewing Yoghurt Lids
When I was 4 years old and my sister was 3 years old, I was fairly convinced we could fly like Superman with bath towel capes. Fairly. Like 98% certain. Maybe 90%. Or like 70%. I thought my sister should attempt it first. My mother about had a heart attack when she plucked her off the top of the swing set, just before she exhibited her super powers.
I had my cousin convinced from the years 1980-1985 that Jaws could swim up the bathtub drain and get him. He very nervously bathed in the kitchen sink those 5 years, he was 9 when he stopped. By then I had him looking out the windows constantly because I told him that the devil was going to come down the mountain, come through the window and drag him off to Hell from where he would never return. He was actually my favorite cousin growing up! 😂 Sorry, not sorry, Chuck! Love you, buddy!
Wait, older siblings aren’t supposed to trick their younger ones? Oops…
I’ve done a prank like this on my younger cousins. “How to turn into a powerful fairy”
I had a sister like that. When I was 5, she handed me a shovel and told me there was buried treasure in one specific spot. I started digging and within a few minutes, I was covered with red and black ants and they were biting hard. I ran in so Mom could fix me and of course, she asked why I was digging up the ant hill. My sister got in such trouble!
Omfg
again Stupid seems wrong for many of these posts, but this one is a whole other level of not stupid, I just do not know the words for it.
This Kid Ran Into A Lamppost While Chasing His Favourite Soccer Player
I don't see triumph. I see a kid who is desperately holding it back in front of his hero. Once the hero has gone, there will be tears of pain.
Load More Replies...Mo Salah is a pretty nice guy if he actually saw it happen and stopped to take this picture.
He did - the BBC News story at time mentioned that he quickly turned his car around to check the little guy was okay, and to pose for photos. John Oliver was right about Mo Salah.
Load More Replies...I am American and I STILL think it should be called football. This is my hill to die on.
Load More Replies...I ran into a wall trying to run in school.Still have the scar on my nose.
I think the boy will find, that this picture will be worth all the pain, when the pain is finally gone. After all, it proves that he did catch his football player
Snitches Get Stitches
I think the thought of a child in a ditch was probably (a good) the reason they didn't use that
Load More Replies...got almost killed by a car that drove through a red light a couple of days ago.. so .. good kid
According to the article (that I bothered to read) the guy stopped at a red, then made a right turn, legal in most US states.
Load More Replies...Snitching is extremely important for kids! Never tell them that it's bad, otherwise they won't tell if bad things happen to them! There are a lot of kids who never told that they were sexually abused because of this!
I mean... Yeah it was stupid as Hell but... At least they know what to do when someone is breaking the law...
Wait, how did the kids call 911? Did his dad give the kid his cell phone? Do kindergartners have their own phones?!
This Actually Happened
The still shot used as the pic on this post, what is it from ???
I'm pretty sure that's from the movie, Horrible Bosses
Load More Replies...I wonder, if we block out the week off the calendar - will that work, too?
Your lucky mom will listen to that lol mine would just say "i don't want to hear hypothetical situations, get to work"
Playing Hide And Seek With A Toddler Is Always A Thrill
My kids just take my hiding spot and tell me to go count. They think they are so clever
When I used to play hide and seek I would just lock myself in the bathroom.
Alrighty Then
Oh my god I was sad for little boy until reading your comment. Howling now.
Load More Replies...Now I'm imagining a family gathering and whipping out an In Memoriam video like they do at the Oscars, stitching together a montage of Cakey as tear-jerking music plays.
Yay!
This really sounds like something Calvin would say in a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip
When I was little I ask my parents why they didn't get divorced, cuz I also wanted 2 birthdays and 2 Christmas. And I also said something like "so you can try to beat the other one for my love". I guess I had the feeling that "everyone else" of my friends parents were divorced. Glad tho that my folks never did that and have been married for 50 years now.
You have an automatic alarm to let you know when the argument is getting a little heated.
Someone in my class said he wanted his parents to divorce to he got 2 birthdays and 2 Christmas
Babies: Not That Smart And No Depth Perception
Really bad for a baby (watch stillface experiment) but genius at the same time
Maybe this dad needs to spend more time identifying with the kid. . .!?
I Mean, Who Can Blame Them?
Bring them the cat. I may not be a child, but I understand that when someone needs a cat, goddamit, they get a cat
We have a whole pack of 7yo kids in the neighborhood. In the summer they show up randomly at my door looking for snacks. I suppose I should stop feeding them?
No - feeding random packs of 7 year olds is the key to immortality!
Load More Replies...Okay so if I get furry and fat and stand in my neighbor's window everyone will want to see me? Well now I know why my neighbors always have people going in and out at all hours of the day and night
F In The Chat For That Kid Who Had To Go To The Principal's Office
When i was young my great uncle was sick so me and my siblings made get well soon cards, but i was the youngest by like five years and i made one that said "Don't die X("
Wrote and performed a song for a nursing home when I was 4. It started- you're already helpless, you're already lifeless- here mom quickly pulled me off the floor.
Facepalm Kids Edition
I have a kid aged 3 (almost 4!) And she'll explode into these spontanous cries where it sounds like it's the end of the world.... until you ask why: [boy from kindergarten] hit me with a stick yesterdaaaa-aaa-aaayyyy *sob sob*" and I'll just look at her and sigh: but you are on Summer vacation, honey. You haven't seen that boy in weeks. Does it really hurt? Now?" And she'll reply: ye-he-heess!!! It's bleeding... I need a bandaid! One with uni-cor-horns *sob sob". Lol
Reminds me of Alice in Wonderland: Through the Looking-Glass. The Queen screamed because her pin was going to prick her, and then when the pin did prick her she said, "why would I scream, i already did that!"
I came here to say that! It was Alice Through the Looking Glass, where they are chess pieces.
Load More Replies...Remind me of my daughter. She used to cry when she woke up because she didn't want to go to sleep.
Sheesh
I think it's wonderful. As long as the PS5 wasn't damaged, I wouldn't be mad at all.
If it's marker, use rubbing alcohol to remove it. Crayon: scrape it off?
Nah, if it isn't broken, who cares. I might knock a bit off of resale value when the next console comes along but not much
the problom here isnt the drawings, its the mangled controller.
It's not a mangled controller, it's a controller in a dual-bay charging stand. If you imagine the controller resting on an arch it's easier for your brain to resolve.
Load More Replies...Surf And Turf!
We got our first cow when my brother and I were around 8. My much older sister named him Stuey. My brother and I took Stuey for walks, pet him, gave him extra corn in his stall, and watched him grow. One day Stuey wasn’t in the barn but we had steak for dinner. I don’t remember how we figured it out but one of us cried, “IS THIS STUEY?!!!” I have trust issues now.
Is It Real School Or School With You?
When my son was like 8 or 9 he came home from school one day. He calls me at work from the house and is talking to me about his day. I asked him if he learned anything today. He said no. I said well what a waste of time why do you even go. He said I'm not going to learn anything tomorrow either do I still have to go.
Chocolate Guy
I think I remember this one. His dad is the body builder and he tried to give him a hug but it didn't go so well
The dad is a body builder and in competition they basically use a roller to apply a lot of fake tan and his son went to hug him and came away with a face full of fake tan
Load More Replies...Dad is a body builder and in competition they literally roller on fake tan, this man's son went to give him a hug and ended up covered in fake tan.
Load More Replies...There's clearly a bite-attempt here :) .. look at the teeth marks ^^...
≈7 / 8 I Saw Turtles Humping And Thought It Was “Romantic” … This Was What My Parents Got For Their Next Anniversary
Have you heard the sounds turtles make when mating? My daughter did when she was 4 or 5 at a zoo.It is LOUD and unmistakable. She then proceeded to mimic the sounds, just as loudly if not louder, for the rest of the visit. I was laughing, i was mortified, I was explaining to strangers ("Just turtles, you see..."), i was explaining the birds and the bees and the turtles and then I was laughing again which only encouraged her. I levelled up as a person that day
When I was 6 or something I was all into cars. Toy cars, drifting cars, cars that go fast, cars that crash, wasted cars, so just a regular kid. I was also learning how to write and my mom had a beautiful typewriter (we're talking about late '80s) that she let me use. Since of course, as a little kid, I loved her so much, I used to express this love by typing some cheesy lines on a piece of paper and then embellishing it with a beautiful drawing of two car crashing into each other, because yeah to me it was such a cool view so I wanted to make her part of this coolness too 😆
Lol. Did you have "the talk" with tem soon after?
Found This On R/Holup
I could see it happening in the past before you could pay online
Load More Replies...So electric companies come and turn your power off that quick from not paying your bill? Like not even 24 hours later? I call this things that didn't happen!
They do if it's the day after the date they give as your last chance to settle a long overdue bill. In any event, this story is likely just made up for jokey purposes.
Load More Replies...What a horrible parent why do you have to beat a child. Hes just a bully
I Laughed Too Hard At This
Yesterday, before I could stop it, I had a 9 year old student ask his friends sitting in his group, “Can I tickle your pickle?” And his one friend, who is a girl, responded with such sass, “I don’t have a pickle. I’m a girl.” And the look of sheer confusion that crossed his face told me that he had no clue what kind of euphemism he was using. Innocent babe. Then the realization hit him… and the look of utter panic set in when he realized just what he had been asking his friends to do… “OMG! No! I take it back! I didn’t meant THAT!” (Side note: I did address his comment later on, privately, so as not to embarrass him. I told him it wasn’t school appropriate. He agreed. 😆)
I don’t even have balls and I could feel the pain from that comment
According to an old friend of my son's, my son told him in grade school that "mast--bate" meant "play video games". So when the school bus driver asked him what he was going to do when he got home, he said "mast---ate".
Alright, Who's Telling Him When He Finally Does It Willingly?
I once got a foster kid that wouldn’t eat anything I cooked. Pre-packaged cereal and stuff was OK, but not an actual meal. After about a week, I was getting worried. Then one day, we drove past McDonald’s and she was ecstatic. I was tired, so I decided McDonald’s for dinner wasn’t a bad idea. She ate it all. Which gave me an idea. I had some high school students who worked there, so I arranged to buy some of their hamburger boxes. That night we ate spaghetti from McDonald’s… and she ate every bite! The next day, it was roasted chicken, mashed potatoes, and green beans from McDonald’s. Again, she ate it all. (Turns out, her bio parents never cooked. McDonald’s was all she knew.)
My father in law refused to eat anything other than Kelloggs Corn Flakes but my mother in law just put the generic brand in the Kelloggs box and he didn’t know any better.
I don't think I'd know with corn flakes, but frosted flakes has a very different taste from the generic. The glaze is sweeter.
Load More Replies...my mother does this too with many things, except she´s the kid ....
I refused to eat anything but Kelloggs cornflakes as a kid because the other brands are nasty. My mom tried to buy just about every other brand and put them in a Kelloggs box. Not at all fooled. I finally got fed up with her tricks and made her try the nasty brand. She agreed they were terrible and I got Kelloggs from then on.
When my kids were little I told them that fast food was poisonous and everyone needed a vaccination to eat it. They didn't want a jab so they didn't eat it until the time we all needed holiday vaccinations - first thing they said when we left the doctors. They weren't keen on any burger places
I know about this beagle who wouldn't until his owners "seasoned" the food. They would take an empty salt shaker and pretend to season the dig food, stir it, add different "spices" from other empty bottles, and THEN the dog would eat it.
Hmm.. Yes My Sh#t
Good f*cking hell BP, if the whole punchline literally consists of "MY SHÍT", censoring it makes it useless. Either stop this godawful cráp of censorship or leave out any content that f*cking DEPENDS on it. (edit: SERIOUSLY? CRÁP is censored, too? Oh goodness...)
That Time I Figured Out How To Take The Lid Off Of The Vent, And Proceeded To Get Stuck In It
I guess I am too old to be a true online presence - I would have pulled him out and never thought to get a picture to post till too late
I've seen plenty of pictures of my aunts and cousins from years ago in interesting circumstances
Load More Replies...I already secured the vents in my home with cable ties. Because, kids. They either try to put themselves in places, or try to experiment and put things inside of them.
my son did this when he was younger, shoving duplo blocks and whatnot down there until it was completely clogged and now doesn't blow very well at all. too bad I had to learn the hard way :p
Load More Replies...To Eat A Mozzarella Stick
Until you’re left with a sad, greasy, and empty breading shell and a mouthful of congealed cheese. 😭
Load More Replies...probably was originally posted in r/therewasanattempt, then crossposted to r/kidsarefuckingstupid. that would explain the strange title.
I Guess I Really Admired Cows
Eat grass all day? It's yucky? Gonna make a LOT of money if I can pee milk...... f-it
Load More Replies...dosent eveyone do that now these days I mean it works you have to eat alot of it though
Well, you're smarter than the morons from PETA at a local Trader Joes - trying to boycott milk because "Cows Want to Live".
Sadistic Laughing
no, it's hilarious, dark or not. you're fine (lol).
Load More Replies...Yeah, I'm that old lady who "accidently" trips you're little f*cking monster running around the restaurant. G'head, get in my face about it. I will throat punch you, Sir.
Especially when I see it. The thump is the best part...until the crying. I'm
My Brother Rearranged My Keyboard
Well, assuming it’s a QWERTY keyboard, as opposed to Colemak or Dvorak. My boyfriend uses a Dvorak keyboard… and I can’t for the life of me remember where each of the keys are on it. Messes me up every time!
Load More Replies...Unless f and/or j are moved, you're good to go! My dad uses blank, too.
Load More Replies...That's one patient child to actually pull out the keys and put it back in.
Looks like he managed to do it without breaking those fiddly little dodads that hold the keys in place. I certainly would’ve broken at least a couple of I tried this stunt.
*hissing*
I can’t yell “Hi” to my brother in the airport (My brother’s name is Jack)
I used to travel for work. My co-worker was originally from Indonesia and his name was Bambang.. pronounced kinda like bahm-bahm. I did not call him by his first name in airports. He thought it was hilarious watching me start to say his name when calling to him and suddenly stop mid word.
Ya, I once accidentally packed a large pair of scissors on an international flight. Security was not amused.
I was in Dublin Airport and security had a guy strip his shirt and he had a machete taped to his chest
Load More Replies...Holesum Eviction
When I discovered we were going to have a second child, I told my 18-month-old daughter: hey that doll is cute, but I can get you a REAL baby. From day one she claimed her little sister as her own and helped us take care of her. Very sweet girls.
Absolute Madlad
Well in way he did come out of Daddy, but that lesson is for a much later day
I would absolutely SCREAM back "I wanted you to come out of Daddy too, but he wouldn't let you!"
Well What Can I Say?
This is why I keep my dogs away from my toddler, it’s not fair to the pets to deal or put up with that. Children don’t know any better either. We have petting the dog “times” but if she’s starting to be mean(yanking or pulling), privilege is revoked instantly. Being mean to animals on any level, is a huge “No no” for me. I try to get her involved with feeding, giving them water and their bath times/brushing and grooming though.
One of the important early lessons we taught our son: how to *gently* and respectfully interact with our pets. Always pissed me off to hear about kids pulling ears or tails, then getting bitten or scratched, then the poor animal gets surrendered to a shelter.
Yeah I've always been raised with lots of dogs and have always been taught to be gentle with them. It's the only way
Load More Replies...Anyone else reminded of the kid from "Labyrinth"? (Yeah I'm old, your point?)
I love you for this (I’m not even 18 yet, I just grew up with old movies lmao)
Load More Replies...When I was little, if I got tagged by a cat, my mother's usual reaction (after verifying the injury was not serious) was "and what did you do to the cat?"
Load More Replies...This Is Wat You Get If You Hike With Kids!
Exactly! It’s like middle school physics - “let’s ignore gravity, friction, buoyancy and weight during our calculations”
Load More Replies...When you get your water from a well deep underground and it is so cold it hurts your teeth. But then someone tells you earth's core is really hot like lava. Huh? Doesn't compute.
Pure logic ... doesn't always work. When I was little I thought that you wouldn't sink into quicksand (it was just plain mud) if only you would move fast enough. A bit like the Flash. So there was this huge surface filled with fresh dredge sludge from a river...and I took a big leap. Realisation: I was not the Flash.
Isn't that what Daedalus thought to from either Greek or roman mythology. Told his son Icarus not to fly to high or the sun would melt his wings which he did and plunged into the sea and died.
...did...did nobody sit the kid down and try to explain things? I knew how gravity and genetics and white blood cells worked by the time I was in grade 2; kids can understand science.
When my son was a toddler, we took him to Crater Lake (in Oregon caused by a volcano erupting) and he said, "Well, now we know what's inside of volcanos - Water!" Had to recognize the good use of logic.
Lets Walk On Water
Lol when i was 7 i put floaties around my thighs... idk why.... and jumped in the pool only to drink about a gallon of chlorine and wonder why i was upside down
Load More Replies...Isn’t anyone going to ask why a 4yo was not being supervised by an adult long enough to “almost drown?”
Not wearing my glasses and at first glance saw that question mark as a 7 😊
I was five, this one isn’t my fault though. My uncle asked me if I could swim yet. I said no. He picked me up, and I assumed he was going to hold me above the water in the deep end. Nope. He threw me in.
Sincerely hope he doesn't have children of his own. Glad you lived to tell the tale!
Load More Replies...We didn’t have hair conditioner, so I used vaseline. I wore a bandanna on my head to school the next day.
I touched a live electric fence. Neither myself nor my parents can explain how I didn't die.
I put my Hello Kitty hairclip in an outlet because I thought that there was water in the outlets. I ended up cutting off the power for the whole house
At least you didn't jump out of a 3rd story window with an umbrella thinking you'd be able to parachute.
Ah Yes, The Recognizable Shape Of A Flamingo
My daughter loved elephants as a small kid, so in this Italian restaurant - after the really friendly waiter brought us crayons and paper - I draw one for her. Waiter came back: oh, is this a dog? My son, about 4 then: no no, it's an elephant! Waiter: Of course, how could I not see that! It's a beautiful elephant. And so on. And then the waiter proceeded to put my elephant drawing up on the wall next to kitchen door. My sister was crying by then from trying not to rofl. Anyway, tldr; that flamingo is totally fine by my standards
Pre evolution flamingo. Lost the forearms because they were just too spindly to be of any use in trying to eat or fight off and escape from the dinosaurs that had not yet evolved into chickens.
My 4 Year Old Brought Me A Rubber Band And Asked Me To Do This To Him
Looks like a packaged sausage with the rubber bands in the meat section
I am curious to ask him what he experienced and learned from it...
Mom, The Zombies Are Coming!!!
Kids just stare at the nearest disabled person in shock when their tablet runs out of battery
Ikr lol... i aint disabled but i did dye the tips of my hair green(i have really dark hair so it stood out) but half the time i forget its green,... so sometimes i see like 50 kids lookin at me and i have full on panicks in my head about why they starin only to remember i have green hair :P
Load More Replies...When kids stare at me in my wheelchair, I start doing chair tricks so they immediately have positive associations with wheelchairs. My three year old brother loves running around, thumping my cane on the ground. It's just a thing to him. Disabled people don't make him uncomfortable because he sees my sister and me all the time. It's wonderful when young children have these exposures early.
My cousin asked a guy once where his other leg was and the dude told him “ I left it at home”. Cousin was satisfied with that answer, though my aunt was red as a beet.
that is amazing i have so much respect for that man
Load More Replies...As a disabled person, I’m never offended by the children. The adults, on the other hand, could take a lesson in etiquette. I’ve been accused of not being truly disabled (I’m on a cane/walker/scooter ffs, it can’t be that difficult to notice since my cane is pink and the other two are blue and red respectively. I certainly did not paint them with invisible ink like people seem to believe about my white car). I’ve had people stare. But never once have I been approached with friendly conversation to try to get to know me and understand a little bit more about the world we live in.
I'd laugh hysterically if I were the armless person, I f*****g love zombie movies
Found This Comment On Youtube, Full Credit Goes To Whoever Said This
This is a horrible yet hilarious way to get something you want.
I Should Leave This Package Outside
Blursed_victory
This is actually very wholesome, I could tell they are a good kid if they are a good sport
My younger daughter was racing me and her big sister to the porch. Big sister won, and yelled “I win first!” I came in behind her and she announced “mommy wins second!”. Then, my younger daughter, 4 at the time, finally arrives and exclaims victoriously “I WIN LAST!”
Well sister did the same tantrum when he won the fancy dress competition but got a trophy which was smaller in size then the other prizes for runner-up she started crying on the stage it self and remove all her make up on the spot she was 5 at that time. We even clicked a photo of that now going to show that to her children.
Aw, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Also my phone tried to autocorrect to jaws to Jawa.
No You Are Not
Am I older than my brother? He's six inches taller than me, but my hair is fluffier. I'm a college student if that helps.
Load More Replies...My dad is born on the 13th, my brother on the 14th and my sister on the 15th (all in different months). My sister once confessed that she used to be really confused as to why she's the youngest of the three. I'm glad she's figured it out.
If your sister was in single-digit age range at the time, forgivable. Otherwise, I'd be worried.
Load More Replies...Nice Idea
I just add a timer. Counting how long, trying to beat a certain time, whatever. Sometimes I just make a tick tick timer noise and he races to beat my “timer”. It’s unbelievably effective.
My dad had his hand "talk" when I was younger, He named it Little Hand, and I would do anything for him.
Load More Replies...I cant tell you how incredibly depressed I am for loosing the put-your-shoes-on race against my 5yo every single day.
My old 1st grade teacher did that. We got the award for cleanest classroom
For my twins birthday in October one year, we divide it up into two teams and competed to see who could fill the pumpkin face trash bag with leaves first. My husband came home and asked how I cleared the leaves off the lawn so fast.
Used to play that game with my sister and cousin when it was bedtime and they wouldn't be quiet. Who ever is quiet the longest wins!!!
I Feel This Guy
And I can’t believe life stole the rock from firtnite
Load More Replies...the worst thing you can say in a john wick film is : "look at that guy from fortnite, they made a movie about him."
reminds me of the time I was listening to mushroom dance (by Toby Fox) and someone said he stole the song from tiktok. Undertale, which is what the song was from, came out in 2015, tiktok came out in 2016.
What abou the kids who are shocked to learn that someone made books about lord of the rings from fortnite?
I Wished
Credit card companies almost immediately freeze cards that have $1 charges on them (obviously stolen), but Amazon still can't figure out that no reasonable human being wants over $2,000 in desserts without flagging the purchase or checking with them first?
I mean someone could be holding an event in the middle of summer, no?
Load More Replies...If you want to sell them that bad, make a Pyramid Scheme for Spongebob popsicles
Frozen Popsicles?? I didn't realise you could get frozen goods delivered from Amazon!! (Hmmmm the possibilities 😁)
Yeah, you can. Also, they have stores called Amazon Fresh.
Load More Replies...How was this child able to do that???? Children should NOT have access to adult things!!
Well That's Incredibly Dangerous
The thought counts-and the texture is about the same
Load More Replies...See, I don't think that's not plastic. It's rice paper. And it's soo good.
My Man Has Not Breathe In 2-3 Months!
Mr Beast, hurry! This kid's life is in need of saving!
Stomach Aches!
Wait, why’d the girl think she was having a stomach ache? Or was the girl not the baby?
The girl wasn't the baby. The baby was a younger sibling.
Load More Replies...Once, I thought every illness was some kind of flu. Cancer was the flu. I called STREP the flu for months.
Lmao
What what what?? Not blurred! Panda must be sleeping. Fuckbucket fuckbucket fuckbucket
Load More Replies...Lol🤣 looks like the 'hacker' fell for it instead.
Let’s All Give This Boy An F In The Chat
My Little Brother’s Search History
much better than searching up “hot woman getting a wedgie”… (referring to an earlier post)
I Don’t Know Where This Is Supposed To Go.. But I Think The Kid Has A Chance
feel your pain kiddo.... i'd do any job for lego, even be a block
Sad Meal
One time there were no happy meals so we had to have a “sad meal” meaning a proper one
Yes, that's what people do, that's why there are so many stores around. People eat out at McDonald's.
Load More Replies...Can Tell This Kid Likes His Own Comment
This Is So Sad Again Can We Get 500 Upvotes
This Is Why Youtube Removed Dislikes
Omg it's terrifying to me that kiddos can get online, make videos and interact with so many unknown people.
You Didn’t Know The Earth Was 2022 Years Old?
Yeah! Tho...recently lost a 50/50 and got him. This is unrelated to the post but...oh well. And cool scara pfp
Load More Replies..."How Do You Spell Help?"
Found This From The Garage, Apparently I Wanted A Black Table When I Was Like 7 And I Just Took A Black Marker
My Kid Lost At Fortnite And Blamed The Controller, Decided He Was Smart Enough To Take It A Part With A Knife, Broken Controller And He Still Sucks At Fortnite
This Explains Everything
Hello U Are Under The Rest For Not Paying I Tunes Gift Card Sir
*curls up under the rest with a mousie toy and a sock* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
The is some serious fuckbucketing weirdness. Scammers, at least try making it sound right.
Thu wasn't a kid but a fully grown scum of the earth adult human scammer
Kid Has A Bright Future Ahead Of Him In Mathematics
I used a calculator this kid is right and wrong at the same time
Load More Replies...Pretty sure the answer is "undefined" and not infinite. But I'm no mathematician
Mwahaha! I'm the richest person in the world! This proves it!
You can't divide something by zero, so the answer would be undefined. I just learned this recently, so we were on the same boat!
Load More Replies...W
My Little Brothers Jokes From When He Was Around 7
guhh: and on top of that you publicly admitted to it.
Load More Replies...Some words just have a very attractive cadence to a kid. When I was little I overheard older boys on the bus talking about “fingerbanging” and thought it meant they made pew pew finger guns at their girlfriends. I was admonished for months for constantly saying it. When I was a little older I saw a nature doc that explained phototropism. They’re both my favorite sounding words to this day, regardless of meaning.
4. Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: diareahha
I Found This App Review
Rip I've heard of demension travle but never herobrine coming to your house
I Work In It. We Had A Request To Disable The Search Bar After This
Oh my God geaorge I found a ruined portal ong djdnslksbslslsndb t sapnap no don't use that axe wait what dafuq is that techno falling from the sky hdjdksldbbslsldjdndkdkkd pens
Who Wants To Tell Him?
This Kid Is 10000000 Percent Stupid
Never, anyways how would you watch your favourite YouTuber, Preston?
Japanese
My Brother Has Been Claiming He Has Depression For The Last 15 Minutes Because He Doesn’t Like Third Season Of His Favorite Series
No, no he has a point. Im still upset because my little Sebby was only in 1 episode of S3 HSMTMTS.
I Feel So Sad For This Poor Guy, We Need Some Fs In The Chat
When I was a kid I'd hang out around the house in my shirt and briefs. My brother had micromachine figures form Star Wars. I'd steal them and "hide" them in my briefs. I don't even think it was anything sexual, it was simply the closest thing I had to a pocket lmao
I Found A Comrade
Two things...1, do u know the definition of communism...2, w h a t just what
Kid, look here. We do not need that. This is disturbing.
A Kids Review Because Of Jailbreak On Roblox
That Doesn't Add Up
My adopted family is Mexican and my mom and sister (who are Mexican) are always talking about how they "hate Mexicans". They're both quite racist against their own race XD
Kicking A Wall
I actually kind of want to know if they did break their toes-
Hasn't Spoken To Us For The Last Half Hour Because We Didn't Give Him Any More Cheese
i mean... i see this as a totally fair reaction when someone stops handing over the cheese....
“ I Don’t Want You To Be Eaten By A Shark”
Lol! I’m on one of those islands and it’s roughly the size of the state of Connecticut. The other Hawaiian islands doubled in size is still smaller than my island.
Oh No
My Younger Sibling Sent Me This
even having 3 other siblings, i have no actual idea what this picture is. it has flabbergasted, flunked, and possibly obliterate my 1 3/4 brain cell
Bud Grummur
This Discord Kid
Dumb Kid Thinks He Won’t Get Banned By Using A Smart Band
I Got My Son Among Us And Then He Taped The Vent Lid To The Ground
Oh, because tape is going to stop the imposter XD the imposters only weakness: tape on the vent
I'm 26
Why Does This Have So Many Likes
Popular kid YouTubers have shared all of these posts on their cheap KidsAreStupid content, which draws their millions of subscribers to the original videos.
Load More Replies...Did you all even look at the post? The 6,124 votes are at the thumbs down, not the like one!
Load More Replies...Came Home To Find My Brother Destroyed My Art Project Due In A Week
Well. To be fair, it looks like something you could replicate comfortably in a week...
Why... Tiktok? Like Your 7
He Forgot To Change Accounts, I Guess
Honestly, not wrong. I am older, so my parents spanked. And they grounded (no TV for a week, no going outside the yard for a week, etc.). But public humiliation was never a punishment. It is child abuse.
1,7 Million Ppl: Interesting
Little Brother Threw Small Train Against TV
My cousin's family has broken 5 TVs in 2022, mostly her 3-year-old brother, but her 7-year-old brother has broken one as well. Her mom doesn't even think that they deserve to have a TV anymore, but the grandparents keep buying them TVs.
Grandparents are helping kids learn whst consequences are...
Load More Replies...Did This Kid Just Call Reddit An Ip Grabber?
I don't think this is a stupid kid, he doesn't know if something is safe and instead of taking the word of a stranger on the internet he is asking his dad to check it's safe. That's a smart kid who knows internet safety!
My Sister Thought That This Was A Smart Idea ... She Lost The Other Key To
Where's the problem? The key is on a keyring and she can simply slide it out.
I Got My Stomach Pumped Lol
How can you say you were dumb when obviously an ADULT put BLEACH in a CUP and left it IN THE KITCHEN?
But who drinks a random cup of water found in the kitchen? With literally no idea who put it there or when it was even put there?
Load More Replies...I'm so glad that one word was blurred out - are people STILL using that word?!
My first thought too. That word makes me so angry, having been called it for being in a wheelchair (the guy was shouting so many awful things at me that an off duty police officer came over and told him if he didn't stop she would arrest him and be eventually let and she waited with me until I was all sorted and ready to drive off. All because I told him I didn't need help lifting my wheelchair over my lap onto the passenger seat but thank you for asking. That apparently made me a fake disabled person as a real disabled person would not only accept help but need help?!?! This word was sadly one of the more polite words he used too!) so anyone who uses it even in this context makes me angry.
Load More Replies...Ok Then
Welp, It's The Thought That Counts
On the other hand, adults rarely have the ballls to declare "I'm homophobic"..... they just skewer people instead of announcing it and moving on....
Some of these have nothing to do with kids being stupid! The matching hair one for example and the internet safety checking with dad and a few others, they are kids being wholesome or smart!
a lot of these are just wholesome. especially the garbage truck one :)
When I was a kid I thought that if you shook a bottle of water really fast it would turn into fizzy water, I would sit there for ages and be confused why the water wasn’t fizzy yet, I just assumed that companies had a special machine that shook water bottles for them faster then I could…
Ok...so the other day I was standing in a very long checkout line in a very crowded super market with my 3 yr old son. When for some reason he grabbed on to my stomach with both of his hands and in a very loud voice, yelled "SQUISHY!!!" Nice.
I'm surprised the p**s drawer post didn't make it into this one (if you know, you know)
Some were funny, but I always feel bad when I see a baby or toddler crying and being photographed.
First half of these were ok, but then it deteriorated in kids being brats and saying things that were rude and ignorant.
Some of these have nothing to do with kids being stupid! The matching hair one for example and the internet safety checking with dad and a few others, they are kids being wholesome or smart!
a lot of these are just wholesome. especially the garbage truck one :)
When I was a kid I thought that if you shook a bottle of water really fast it would turn into fizzy water, I would sit there for ages and be confused why the water wasn’t fizzy yet, I just assumed that companies had a special machine that shook water bottles for them faster then I could…
Ok...so the other day I was standing in a very long checkout line in a very crowded super market with my 3 yr old son. When for some reason he grabbed on to my stomach with both of his hands and in a very loud voice, yelled "SQUISHY!!!" Nice.
I'm surprised the p**s drawer post didn't make it into this one (if you know, you know)
Some were funny, but I always feel bad when I see a baby or toddler crying and being photographed.
First half of these were ok, but then it deteriorated in kids being brats and saying things that were rude and ignorant.
