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The world without kids would be a blunt and boring place. And I’m not saying it's easy to be a parent. Ask any mom, dad, or caregiver and they will tell you how often challenging it is to be one, how much your life changes when you become one, and how it all suddenly is about that little daredevil who still has little clue about anything, really.

But all the happy, goofy, and silly moments overshadow the hardships of parenting. Because children can be witty, hilarious, and cute all at the same time and when that happens, the chances are it ends up on this entertaining Reddit community known as “Kids Are Stupid.

“Welcome to r/KidsAreStupid, where you can get a laugh out of kids doing dumb things because they don't know any better,” the group’s description says and we’re totally up for it!

#1

I Bet They Tricked The Teacher!

I Bet They Tricked The Teacher!

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Angela B
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So wholesome. I can't tell the two boys apart either.

Sasy
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This does not fall into the category of "Stupid things' it is educational, it teaches us that children think very differently and something this innocent can still happen and be truly beautiful.

Ariom Dahl
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're so right -- it's not stupid at all. :) It's wonderful.

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Shyla Bouche
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's easy to tell them apart. One's wearing a t-shirt, the other a button down. You're welcome.

Dark Pearl
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't stupid, this is precious! <3

SuperChicken
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is one heck of a trick. Nope, can't tell them apart, either.

Anne Jones
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of the most beautiful things I’ve ever read. 🥰

Abgr Xenda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this should give us all a lesson, this how the world should work

Puffy Panda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why can’t we all just be like this?!

Madam Puddyfoot
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think this is a "stupid thing that kids did"! It is wholesome and heartwarming.

Sinister Murder
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is photoshopped, it's twice the same boy!

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    #2

    How Can You Mess Up That Bad

    How Can You Mess Up That Bad

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's gonna major in the Allodynia of the Auricle.

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be an interesting, if rather specific, topic of study

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    Rabbit Lord
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well adding "your ear" to the question "inside or outside" would make things much clearer. I wonder how much that guy's parent saved for their son's college...?

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She asked if it hurt on the inside of his ear or outside but he thought she meant does it hurt inside the house or outside the house. Hence he went outside to check and said it hurt in both places.

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad says I used to do the same thing when I was little. Whenever I got hurt, by dad would ask, in Spanish "Where did you hit yourself?" and I would you take him by the hand, point to a corner, shelf or table and said "right here!".

    Roy Phillips
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid just got a good joke off, and you didn't recognize it as such.

    Tanii
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have to ask, how old is your son?

    Some guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter. I'd probably do the same thing even now (at 56). It's too good to pass up.

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    #3

    Every Family Has That One Kid

    Every Family Has That One Kid

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s me. I’m that kid.

    Minath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah me too! Sister is ridiculously intelligent and I'm, well, not.

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    Aika Akira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children at that age are little scientists. Which means they’ll put random things in their mouths…

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone may have picked that up from watching the cat.

    Kevin Sutton
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can guarantee there's an adult male literally unable to function with laughter, not able to comprehend how well his quip paid off. This is like when your kid refers to a family member as a 'useless tw@t' entirely innocently in front of the whole family

    Oddly Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if his nickname is Sushi Boy?

    Bernadette Jamieson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bet that put him off the taste of fish for the rest of his life.

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget the fish, I have never before seen siblings' toes so identical that they could be brothers!

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    #4

    Kids Are Idiots

    Kids Are Idiots

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I legit respect that kid,

    Phil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm functional (more or less) adult and I still watch the garbage truck do its thing.

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    Vicko Fidelis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Childhood happiness is so simple. adults are the one who make it's expensive

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $8,000? Wow! I just looked at the website for tickets, plus, airfare and hotel - oh, my! I'm really old, for remembering that it used to be less than $50 and we thought, back then, it was already expensive.😆

    Kel Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I went to California I swear my siblings enjoyed the shuttle bus from the plane to the car rental area more than Disneyland of California Adventure

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those trucks are pretty amazing. I usually watch when they pick up our trash or recycling.

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went when I was 8 and was too short to ride anything fun. Plus, there were no fast passes then. Now, too many people have fast passes so it is still hours of wait time for a single ride. Waste of money.

    Fricsmom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We went to Disneyworld and my son was so excited to see… the ducks swimming in the pond!

    Aussie Bloke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid in the late 70s I referred to our garbage man as my "garbage pal". he would always wave to me or give me thumbs up.

    ZombieRedfox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got to witness one of these moments firsthand in my neighborhood and it was too precious! That little girl was waiting at the end of the driveway motioning for her mother to hurry up with their trash can!

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    #5

    When Your Son Loves The New Toy Trucks In Daycare

    When Your Son Loves The New Toy Trucks In Daycare

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why I know parents who only have like 1/4 of their child's toys out at any one point and every few weeks they rotate them instead of buying new toys. Their children think they have new toys and forget they were there like 3 months ago because they focus on different toys and likes and interests change. Much better than constantly buying new toys but not getting rid of none of the older ones as they get overwhelmed and forget half the ones they have. Kids don't need a lot of toys, variation is much better. Why toy rental places are great, especially for younger kids who live between toys so much, saves money and waste.

    Esme Weatherwax
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rotating toys worked for my kids. Every couple of months they thought they were getting new toys

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    S Mi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trucks are better with friends!

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We donated two bags full of toys that our youngest didn't seem too interested in, when she started in day care. All her friends love the toys! I still haven't seen her play with her old toys. So I think it was a good decision. Lol.

    Hypogryff4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes yep never seen those before

    Judith Petree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he just got caught up in the other kids' enthusiasm for the trucks, it is contagious.

    Mary F. Martinez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sweet he sees how much fun they really are‼️

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More fun when either playing with others or playing keep away from others

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    #6

    Family That Brushes Together Stays Together

    Family That Brushes Together Stays Together

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you know that you can use a dry erase marker to leave Tooth Fairy messages on the bathroom mirror and get your kids to floss, too?

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He gonna be making his college roommate brush his teeth with him

    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful, and this will go on as a story told every holidays for life, which is even more awesome.

    Susan Scripture
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little I saw my mum's shampoo 'for greasy hair'. I thought she wanted greasy hair!

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    #7

    Chewing Yoghurt Lids

    Chewing Yoghurt Lids

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan: "Let me just say, I'm a big fan"

    April Caron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 4 years old and my sister was 3 years old, I was fairly convinced we could fly like Superman with bath towel capes. Fairly. Like 98% certain. Maybe 90%. Or like 70%. I thought my sister should attempt it first. My mother about had a heart attack when she plucked her off the top of the swing set, just before she exhibited her super powers.

    Laura Jackson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my cousin convinced from the years 1980-1985 that Jaws could swim up the bathtub drain and get him. He very nervously bathed in the kitchen sink those 5 years, he was 9 when he stopped. By then I had him looking out the windows constantly because I told him that the devil was going to come down the mountain, come through the window and drag him off to Hell from where he would never return. He was actually my favorite cousin growing up! 😂 Sorry, not sorry, Chuck! Love you, buddy!

    Puffy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, older siblings aren’t supposed to trick their younger ones? Oops…

    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve done a prank like this on my younger cousins. “How to turn into a powerful fairy”

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a sister like that. When I was 5, she handed me a shovel and told me there was buried treasure in one specific spot. I started digging and within a few minutes, I was covered with red and black ants and they were biting hard. I ran in so Mom could fix me and of course, she asked why I was digging up the ant hill. My sister got in such trouble!

    Robert B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Younger are siblings are for experiments. Everyone knows that.

    Highball
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put a piece of aluminum foil in your mouth and chew on it, the pain will soon stop you from chewing it.

    Bernadette Jamieson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you were. Forever on Santa’s naughty list.

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    #8

    Omfg

    Omfg

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these kids are smarter than me

    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    again Stupid seems wrong for many of these posts, but this one is a whole other level of not stupid, I just do not know the words for it.

    Kris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg. this IS a good idea. I would go for a cake that looks like a worm or something.

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's just learned psychological warfare.

    Acid Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not stupid at all. Kid's an evil genius at 3yo!

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    #9

    This Kid Ran Into A Lamppost While Chasing His Favourite Soccer Player

    This Kid Ran Into A Lamppost While Chasing His Favourite Soccer Player

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    Puffy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid. The look of triumph on his face tho

    LK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see triumph. I see a kid who is desperately holding it back in front of his hero. Once the hero has gone, there will be tears of pain.

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    Mildly Annoyed Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mo Salah is a pretty nice guy if he actually saw it happen and stopped to take this picture.

    Mark Gibbings-Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did - the BBC News story at time mentioned that he quickly turned his car around to check the little guy was okay, and to pose for photos. John Oliver was right about Mo Salah.

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    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am American and I STILL think it should be called football. This is my hill to die on.

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably thinks it was worth it.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the player came back to see him is awesome.

    Number1Chloe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ran into a wall trying to run in school.Still have the scar on my nose.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the boy will find, that this picture will be worth all the pain, when the pain is finally gone. After all, it proves that he did catch his football player

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    #10

    Snitches Get Stitches

    Snitches Get Stitches

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    Kel Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Title is wrong...it should be 'Snitches end up in ditches'

    Jonny westen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the thought of a child in a ditch was probably (a good) the reason they didn't use that

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    VeryDarkMatter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    got almost killed by a car that drove through a red light a couple of days ago.. so .. good kid

    Lane Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the article (that I bothered to read) the guy stopped at a red, then made a right turn, legal in most US states.

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    Yayheterogeneity
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snitching is extremely important for kids! Never tell them that it's bad, otherwise they won't tell if bad things happen to them! There are a lot of kids who never told that they were sexually abused because of this!

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... Yeah it was stupid as Hell but... At least they know what to do when someone is breaking the law...

    Rissie
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    2 years ago

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    That's not how it works. You call 911 when you're in immediate need of assistance, not because (thank the s monster) nothing went wrong while not following rules. Because if every potential hazard would need to be fixed beforehand, abortions would be the rule, not the exception.

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    Judith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, how did the kids call 911? Did his dad give the kid his cell phone? Do kindergartners have their own phones?!

    Anjelika
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't tell a secret to my sister

    Judy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he’s running for governor!

    Ruth Kelly
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm....no allowance forever!

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    #11

    This Actually Happened

    This Actually Happened

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a plot to a kids movie tbh

    Momma Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God, please make this real, so I don't have to go to work

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The still shot used as the pic on this post, what is it from ???

    Deann Markland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that's from the movie, Horrible Bosses

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    SuperChicken
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder, if we block out the week off the calendar - will that work, too?

    The Redhead
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should try that so I don't have to go to work tomorrow.

    Val
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine that would be true though

    Paul Davies
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent idea. I wish I'd have come up with that when I was a kid!

    Emory White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your lucky mom will listen to that lol mine would just say "i don't want to hear hypothetical situations, get to work"

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    #12

    Playing Hide And Seek With A Toddler Is Always A Thrill

    Playing Hide And Seek With A Toddler Is Always A Thrill

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    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids just take my hiding spot and tell me to go count. They think they are so clever

    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh, no! Where is she?! Oh well. Time to catch up on some vacuuming."

    Myriad Dunes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t see anything behind that door

    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this about kids, if they cannot see you, you cannot see them.

    Some guy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the expression is "hide in plain sight".

    SmileyMan192
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I used to play hide and seek I would just lock myself in the bathroom.

    Taryn Bailey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's probably giggling her butt off as well.

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    #13

    Alrighty Then

    Alrighty Then

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cakey will remember your sins

    NakNakNak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god I was sad for little boy until reading your comment. Howling now.

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    The only Plueschopossum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Homer Simpson and his pet lobster Pinchy...

    Beachbum
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get very close to inanimate objects as well, so I feel this..

    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stuff like this happens to us all at some point.

    Phobrek Taz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm imagining a family gathering and whipping out an In Memoriam video like they do at the Oscars, stitching together a montage of Cakey as tear-jerking music plays.

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww I think this is weet!

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids with compassion, hope for the world after all

    LXVE
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so adorable........

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    #14

    Yay!

    Yay!

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really sounds like something Calvin would say in a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip

    Imma
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little I ask my parents why they didn't get divorced, cuz I also wanted 2 birthdays and 2 Christmas. And I also said something like "so you can try to beat the other one for my love". I guess I had the feeling that "everyone else" of my friends parents were divorced. Glad tho that my folks never did that and have been married for 50 years now.

    Kris92
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard from my grandma that my mom asked them if they were at some point getting a divorce. Their reply was: "No. We can't afford it." XD

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have an automatic alarm to let you know when the argument is getting a little heated.

    Val
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, this kid has a great sense of humour.

    Autistic apricot
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone in my class said he wanted his parents to divorce to he got 2 birthdays and 2 Christmas

    Danish Susanne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it didn't stop the argument?

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    #15

    Babies: Not That Smart And No Depth Perception

    Babies: Not That Smart And No Depth Perception

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    Tams21
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's obviously helping the baby in some way but the baby isn't being tricked into thinking it's mother is holding it. Babies can tell them apart by smell.

    Brenda S
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad that dad uses a trick to spend time on his phone rather than engaging with his baby …. Dad, put the phone away …. NOW

    Milf Memoires
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really bad for a baby (watch stillface experiment) but genius at the same time

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this dad needs to spend more time identifying with the kid. . .!?

    MasterJoseph
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's got a favorite parent.

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    #16

    I Mean, Who Can Blame Them?

    I Mean, Who Can Blame Them?

    Wooden-Mongoose98432 , twitter.com Report

    Thorsten Massow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy. Show us and them the Cat.

    Puffy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bring them the cat. I may not be a child, but I understand that when someone needs a cat, goddamit, they get a cat

    Kel Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your cat is gathering its followers! Beware of the Cat Cult guys.

    Jack Perry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like some children of the corn s**t

    Jojo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to see that cat!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious. The cat has a fan club. Or a cult. Same thing really.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel a Lion King moment coming on....

    Zelda p
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a whole pack of 7yo kids in the neighborhood. In the summer they show up randomly at my door looking for snacks. I suppose I should stop feeding them?

    Dee Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No - feeding random packs of 7 year olds is the key to immortality!

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    Emory White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay so if I get furry and fat and stand in my neighbor's window everyone will want to see me? Well now I know why my neighbors always have people going in and out at all hours of the day and night

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    #17

    F In The Chat For That Kid Who Had To Go To The Principal's Office

    F In The Chat For That Kid Who Had To Go To The Principal's Office

    theonly5368 , twitter.com Report

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a friendly reminder

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the same child that whispers "you're next" at funerals?

    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! i shouldn't laugh, but that's one cynical child.🤣

    Kel Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...they're not wrong.

    stardrop loves you
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was young my great uncle was sick so me and my siblings made get well soon cards, but i was the youngest by like five years and i made one that said "Don't die X("

    Qia Munther
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrote and performed a song for a nursing home when I was 4. It started- you're already helpless, you're already lifeless- here mom quickly pulled me off the floor.

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    #18

    Facepalm Kids Edition

    Facepalm Kids Edition

    nerosavage , twitter.com Report

    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is everything, it is like forgetting to tell your partner something, and worrying you are running out of them caring time.

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a kid aged 3 (almost 4!) And she'll explode into these spontanous cries where it sounds like it's the end of the world.... until you ask why: [boy from kindergarten] hit me with a stick yesterdaaaa-aaa-aaayyyy *sob sob*" and I'll just look at her and sigh: but you are on Summer vacation, honey. You haven't seen that boy in weeks. Does it really hurt? Now?" And she'll reply: ye-he-heess!!! It's bleeding... I need a bandaid! One with uni-cor-horns *sob sob". Lol

    Emory White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Alice in Wonderland: Through the Looking-Glass. The Queen screamed because her pin was going to prick her, and then when the pin did prick her she said, "why would I scream, i already did that!"

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came here to say that! It was Alice Through the Looking Glass, where they are chess pieces.

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    Oddly Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 yrs old, and already a procrastinator

    Alditekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Task 1 : cry because i hit my leg before Task 2 : cry because i can't remember which leg Task 3 : cry because i can't remember when it happened Task 4 : cry because i completed task 1-3.

    Bruised Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind me of my daughter. She used to cry when she woke up because she didn't want to go to sleep.

    Demi Law
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I can do that too 😂😂

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    #19

    Sheesh

    Sheesh

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the kid was famous, the value of it would go up

    Henrik Schmidt
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's wonderful. As long as the PS5 wasn't damaged, I wouldn't be mad at all.

    Vicko Fidelis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I kinda like the design. Especially if that's from my son

    Nordic And Sneezing
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's marker, use rubbing alcohol to remove it. Crayon: scrape it off?

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, if it isn't broken, who cares. I might knock a bit off of resale value when the next console comes along but not much

    Nicholas Montgomery
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the problom here isnt the drawings, its the mangled controller.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a mangled controller, it's a controller in a dual-bay charging stand. If you imagine the controller resting on an arch it's easier for your brain to resolve.

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    DrBronxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it still works. No problem.

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    #20

    Surf And Turf!

    Surf And Turf!

    Major-Cover6718 , twitter.com Report

    BannedFromABoatShow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We got our first cow when my brother and I were around 8. My much older sister named him Stuey. My brother and I took Stuey for walks, pet him, gave him extra corn in his stall, and watched him grow. One day Stuey wasn’t in the barn but we had steak for dinner. I don’t remember how we figured it out but one of us cried, “IS THIS STUEY?!!!” I have trust issues now.

    Emory White
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new kind of goodwill drop off excuse

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh. I thought goldfish were supposed to be named "Flush"

    Jan Stephens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow Mom and Dad certainly were twisted

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    #21

    Is It Real School Or School With You?

    Is It Real School Or School With You?

    Balloon_911 , twitter.com Report

    Barbara Forshee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was like 8 or 9 he came home from school one day. He calls me at work from the house and is talking to me about his day. I asked him if he learned anything today. He said no. I said well what a waste of time why do you even go. He said I'm not going to learn anything tomorrow either do I still have to go.

    LXVE
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dang, the kids gonna have some fun time at school, when the teacher finds out

    2028Caroline Space
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think even some real teachers might not know math..

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    #22

    Chocolate Guy

    Chocolate Guy

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    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I remember this one. His dad is the body builder and he tried to give him a hug but it didn't go so well

    JessG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can even see the perfect imprint of the tiny pocket on the kid's jacket! It's a perfectly detailed stamp, no sliding or smear! Poor kid

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dad is a body builder and in competition they basically use a roller to apply a lot of fake tan and his son went to hug him and came away with a face full of fake tan

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    Meike H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, you can actually recognise the face of the kid on the thigh/a*s of the guy!

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHAT IN THE ACTUAL!?

    Aika Akira
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bronzer and oil probably doesn’t taste very good.

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad is a body builder and in competition they literally roller on fake tan, this man's son went to give him a hug and ended up covered in fake tan.

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    Terje Nygård
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's clearly a bite-attempt here :) .. look at the teeth marks ^^...

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    #23

    ≈7 / 8 I Saw Turtles Humping And Thought It Was “Romantic” … This Was What My Parents Got For Their Next Anniversary

    ≈7 / 8 I Saw Turtles Humping And Thought It Was “Romantic” … This Was What My Parents Got For Their Next Anniversary

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    Marla
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you heard the sounds turtles make when mating? My daughter did when she was 4 or 5 at a zoo.It is LOUD and unmistakable. She then proceeded to mimic the sounds, just as loudly if not louder, for the rest of the visit. I was laughing, i was mortified, I was explaining to strangers ("Just turtles, you see..."), i was explaining the birds and the bees and the turtles and then I was laughing again which only encouraged her. I levelled up as a person that day

    A.C Void
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean the things that sound like moans

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they were very proud.

    Alessandro Fabbro
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 6 or something I was all into cars. Toy cars, drifting cars, cars that go fast, cars that crash, wasted cars, so just a regular kid. I was also learning how to write and my mom had a beautiful typewriter (we're talking about late '80s) that she let me use. Since of course, as a little kid, I loved her so much, I used to express this love by typing some cheesy lines on a piece of paper and then embellishing it with a beautiful drawing of two car crashing into each other, because yeah to me it was such a cool view so I wanted to make her part of this coolness too 😆

    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly your parents loved it, as they framed it!

    jay <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are they wrong tho?😏

    Caren Farmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that your parents framed it!

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    #24

    Found This On R/Holup

    Found This On R/Holup

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, who tf gives their kid this kind of responsibility??

    Jan Stephens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could see it happening in the past before you could pay online

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So electric companies come and turn your power off that quick from not paying your bill? Like not even 24 hours later? I call this things that didn't happen!

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do if it's the day after the date they give as your last chance to settle a long overdue bill. In any event, this story is likely just made up for jokey purposes.

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    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, I'm dying on this one...LOL

    Aik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wdym when I was a boy?

    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not even funny

    Fred Bigox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a horrible parent why do you have to beat a child. Hes just a bully

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    #25

    I Laughed Too Hard At This

    I Laughed Too Hard At This

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    April Caron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday, before I could stop it, I had a 9 year old student ask his friends sitting in his group, “Can I tickle your pickle?” And his one friend, who is a girl, responded with such sass, “I don’t have a pickle. I’m a girl.” And the look of sheer confusion that crossed his face told me that he had no clue what kind of euphemism he was using. Innocent babe. Then the realization hit him… and the look of utter panic set in when he realized just what he had been asking his friends to do… “OMG! No! I take it back! I didn’t meant THAT!” (Side note: I did address his comment later on, privately, so as not to embarrass him. I told him it wasn’t school appropriate. He agreed. 😆)

    EvilNob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but what did he wanted to ask?

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    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even have balls and I could feel the pain from that comment

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to an old friend of my son's, my son told him in grade school that "mast--bate" meant "play video games". So when the school bus driver asked him what he was going to do when he got home, he said "mast---ate".

    James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you eventually figured it out....

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    #26

    Alright, Who's Telling Him When He Finally Does It Willingly?

    Alright, Who's Telling Him When He Finally Does It Willingly?

    GenericUser1185 Report

    April Caron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got a foster kid that wouldn’t eat anything I cooked. Pre-packaged cereal and stuff was OK, but not an actual meal. After about a week, I was getting worried. Then one day, we drove past McDonald’s and she was ecstatic. I was tired, so I decided McDonald’s for dinner wasn’t a bad idea. She ate it all. Which gave me an idea. I had some high school students who worked there, so I arranged to buy some of their hamburger boxes. That night we ate spaghetti from McDonald’s… and she ate every bite! The next day, it was roasted chicken, mashed potatoes, and green beans from McDonald’s. Again, she ate it all. (Turns out, her bio parents never cooked. McDonald’s was all she knew.)

    ScarletRos
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father in law refused to eat anything other than Kelloggs Corn Flakes but my mother in law just put the generic brand in the Kelloggs box and he didn’t know any better.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I'd know with corn flakes, but frosted flakes has a very different taste from the generic. The glaze is sweeter.

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    Alvia Vseobecna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my mother does this too with many things, except she´s the kid ....

    Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refused to eat anything but Kelloggs cornflakes as a kid because the other brands are nasty. My mom tried to buy just about every other brand and put them in a Kelloggs box. Not at all fooled. I finally got fed up with her tricks and made her try the nasty brand. She agreed they were terrible and I got Kelloggs from then on.

    Cadfael
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to keep goats, and my kids said that goat's milk "sucked." I filled normal bottles with goat's milk and put the carefully saved lids back on. They didn't know until they were in their late teens and then they accused me of poisoning them!!!

    Esme Weatherwax
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my kids were little I told them that fast food was poisonous and everyone needed a vaccination to eat it. They didn't want a jab so they didn't eat it until the time we all needed holiday vaccinations - first thing they said when we left the doctors. They weren't keen on any burger places

    Dynamite Samurai Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know about this beagle who wouldn't until his owners "seasoned" the food. They would take an empty salt shaker and pretend to season the dig food, stir it, add different "spices" from other empty bottles, and THEN the dog would eat it.

    Demi Law
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They Should Create A Paw Patrol Cheese Brand

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    #27

    Hmm.. Yes My Sh#t

    Hmm.. Yes My Sh#t

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were probably so proud of their s**t

    A B C the Third
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good f*cking hell BP, if the whole punchline literally consists of "MY SHÍT", censoring it makes it useless. Either stop this godawful cráp of censorship or leave out any content that f*cking DEPENDS on it. (edit: SERIOUSLY? CRÁP is censored, too? Oh goodness...)

    Pankaj Sharma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear good God. I laughed for like 10 minutes after reading this.

    NakNakNak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I mean. Were they wrong though?

    Demi Law
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Name of The Shirt: S**t

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's alot cooler than my shirt anyway.

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    #28

    That Time I Figured Out How To Take The Lid Off Of The Vent, And Proceeded To Get Stuck In It

    That Time I Figured Out How To Take The Lid Off Of The Vent, And Proceeded To Get Stuck In It

    You_dontkn0wme Report

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an Impostor Among Us

    C L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I am too old to be a true online presence - I would have pulled him out and never thought to get a picture to post till too late

    madbakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen plenty of pictures of my aunts and cousins from years ago in interesting circumstances

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    Aika Akira
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I already secured the vents in my home with cable ties. Because, kids. They either try to put themselves in places, or try to experiment and put things inside of them.

    Diana K
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my son did this when he was younger, shoving duplo blocks and whatnot down there until it was completely clogged and now doesn't blow very well at all. too bad I had to learn the hard way :p

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    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A picture of a young John McClane?

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Among us music intensifies* ඞ

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank got he didn't go all the way in.

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    #29

    To Eat A Mozzarella Stick

    To Eat A Mozzarella Stick

    AlphaO4 Report

    Kel Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear the string never stops coming out in those things!

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until you’re left with a sad, greasy, and empty breading shell and a mouthful of congealed cheese. 😭

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    aZZy_d3Lta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably was originally posted in r/therewasanattempt, then crossposted to r/kidsarefuckingstupid. that would explain the strange title.

    Phil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want mozzarella sticks

    Bookwork
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CHEESEus Christ that is a lot of cheese

    Brian Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am glad that you captured this moment. Too cute!

    Demi Law
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's How I Eat Mozzarella sticks Too

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as it is hot and fresh.

    Hypogryff4
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the third picture is a MOOOOD

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    #30

    I Guess I Really Admired Cows

    I Guess I Really Admired Cows

    psychpopnprogncore Report

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat grass all day? It's yucky? Gonna make a LOT of money if I can pee milk...... f-it

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    Mr. Coys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me running away from home like, "The cows will accept me for who I am!"

    DANNY BREAUX
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dosent eveyone do that now these days I mean it works you have to eat alot of it though

    Calum Sanderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think teats on pigs and cows were penises

    elcee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and u figured then u would drink it?

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you're smarter than the morons from PETA at a local Trader Joes - trying to boycott milk because "Cows Want to Live".

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    #31

    Sadistic Laughing

    Sadistic Laughing

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    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed far too hard at this.

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those lawyers in the ad, you getting injured is good for them

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'm that old lady who "accidently" trips you're little f*cking monster running around the restaurant. G'head, get in my face about it. I will throat punch you, Sir.

    Esme Weatherwax
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also applies to kids on planes and trains.

    Phil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in a local tavern, sitting at the bar, at about 7:00pm. A lady from a table a few feet away came over and asked me to watch my language because they had their kids with them. I said, "You're the one who brought them to a bar. I'll use whatever language I want. Cheers!"

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be better if the parent got hurt for letting them. It's bad parenting, not bad kids. Says a lot about the person that wrote the title.

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when I see it. The thump is the best part...until the crying. I'm

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    #32

    My Brother Rearranged My Keyboard

    My Brother Rearranged My Keyboard

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him credit, he knew his ABC's perfectly

    Mulberry Juice
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won’t it still type “qwerty” if you try to type “abcdef”??

    April Caron
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, assuming it’s a QWERTY keyboard, as opposed to Colemak or Dvorak. My boyfriend uses a Dvorak keyboard… and I can’t for the life of me remember where each of the keys are on it. Messes me up every time!

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    Minath
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone did this to me at work, I touch type and didn't notice until I started typing gibberish.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *laughing in blank keycaps*

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless f and/or j are moved, you're good to go! My dad uses blank, too.

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    SuperChicken
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one patient child to actually pull out the keys and put it back in.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he managed to do it without breaking those fiddly little dodads that hold the keys in place. I certainly would’ve broken at least a couple of I tried this stunt.

    Pixie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how in the jimmy crickets he did that

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    #33

    *hissing*

    *hissing*

    eevee_enthusiast_471 Report

    Puffy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t yell “Hi” to my brother in the airport (My brother’s name is Jack)

    Ava
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my daughter sang "Jingle bombs" by Jeff Dunham. All through Houston Airport. I was not amused but could not find a way to make her stop. Noone took any notice but it traumatized me.

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minecraft kids were awesome tbh

    Meebumitches
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to travel for work. My co-worker was originally from Indonesia and his name was Bambang.. pronounced kinda like bahm-bahm. I did not call him by his first name in airports. He thought it was hilarious watching me start to say his name when calling to him and suddenly stop mid word.

    Henry Hagens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya, I once accidentally packed a large pair of scissors on an international flight. Security was not amused.

    Jan Stephens
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in Dublin Airport and security had a guy strip his shirt and he had a machete taped to his chest

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    Max
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, I know people who did similar things when they were ADULTS.

    SmileyMan192
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the heck did it add 2 HOURS!?!?

    Lu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a supermarket here called T&T I’ll have to remember never to reference it while at the airport

    EvilNob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was last year probably.

    Demi Law
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Security Guard: "Oh U Trick Me"

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    #34

    Holesum Eviction

    Holesum Eviction

    Reppandaadventures Report

    Puffy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a creative way to announce!

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Likes and online attention is more important than your child's mental health. Though TBH I doubt the kid is crying because of the paper considering he can't read.

    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes learning to read early just plain sucks.

    simply.Taz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwww......the "favoritism" starts! LOL

    Tyrolian Glow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I discovered we were going to have a second child, I told my 18-month-old daughter: hey that doll is cute, but I can get you a REAL baby. From day one she claimed her little sister as her own and helped us take care of her. Very sweet girls.

    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also not something a child did, so silly and kind of cruel.

    Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cruel to upgrade them to a big boy bed!

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    backatya
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    teaching him early to pay his bills on time

    Oh Deer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    october 19th is my bday lol

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    #35

    Absolute Madlad

    Absolute Madlad

    Ostracized_Aresian Report

    Triv
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But who wouldn't want to be a seahorse!?

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    Sandeep Patel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well in way he did come out of Daddy, but that lesson is for a much later day

    Birb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A part of him came out of dad

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would absolutely SCREAM back "I wanted you to come out of Daddy too, but he wouldn't let you!"

    Sheila Cobb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet mommy wished you came out of daddy too!! Lol

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For mothers everywhere; Same kid. Same.

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    #36

    Well What Can I Say?

    Well What Can I Say?

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    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say let ''em keep biting the cat. Learn through experience

    General Ratto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn through experience and 4k medical bills

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    Aika Akira
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I keep my dogs away from my toddler, it’s not fair to the pets to deal or put up with that. Children don’t know any better either. We have petting the dog “times” but if she’s starting to be mean(yanking or pulling), privilege is revoked instantly. Being mean to animals on any level, is a huge “No no” for me. I try to get her involved with feeding, giving them water and their bath times/brushing and grooming though.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the important early lessons we taught our son: how to *gently* and respectfully interact with our pets. Always pissed me off to hear about kids pulling ears or tails, then getting bitten or scratched, then the poor animal gets surrendered to a shelter.

    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I've always been raised with lots of dogs and have always been taught to be gentle with them. It's the only way

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    NY Redneck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else reminded of the kid from "Labyrinth"? (Yeah I'm old, your point?)

    Eliana Hull
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love you for this (I’m not even 18 yet, I just grew up with old movies lmao)

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    Cadfael
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat will soon sort THAT nonsense out. Perhaps it did?

    Robert B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bit like touching a hot stove, right?

    Pym Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank heavens the kid is toothless

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats will bite back. And don't punish the cat, wouldn't do any good.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was little, if I got tagged by a cat, my mother's usual reaction (after verifying the injury was not serious) was "and what did you do to the cat?"

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    #37

    This Is Wat You Get If You Hike With Kids!

    This Is Wat You Get If You Hike With Kids!

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    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Logical conclusion, but based on too few facts.

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! It’s like middle school physics - “let’s ignore gravity, friction, buoyancy and weight during our calculations”

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    Cheryl Lohr
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you get your water from a well deep underground and it is so cold it hurts your teeth. But then someone tells you earth's core is really hot like lava. Huh? Doesn't compute.

    Surfing Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pure logic ... doesn't always work. When I was little I thought that you wouldn't sink into quicksand (it was just plain mud) if only you would move fast enough. A bit like the Flash. So there was this huge surface filled with fresh dredge sludge from a river...and I took a big leap. Realisation: I was not the Flash.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that what Daedalus thought to from either Greek or roman mythology. Told his son Icarus not to fly to high or the sun would melt his wings which he did and plunged into the sea and died.

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...did...did nobody sit the kid down and try to explain things? I knew how gravity and genetics and white blood cells worked by the time I was in grade 2; kids can understand science.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid logic is strong with this one

    Becky Lombard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my son was a toddler, we took him to Crater Lake (in Oregon caused by a volcano erupting) and he said, "Well, now we know what's inside of volcanos - Water!" Had to recognize the good use of logic.

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    #38

    Lets Walk On Water

    Lets Walk On Water

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    Helena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is solid kid logic right there.

    Do-nut touch da donut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol when i was 7 i put floaties around my thighs... idk why.... and jumped in the pool only to drink about a gallon of chlorine and wonder why i was upside down

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    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t anyone going to ask why a 4yo was not being supervised by an adult long enough to “almost drown?”

    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wearing my glasses and at first glance saw that question mark as a 7 😊

    Puffy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was five, this one isn’t my fault though. My uncle asked me if I could swim yet. I said no. He picked me up, and I assumed he was going to hold me above the water in the deep end. Nope. He threw me in.

    SaneMinotaur (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sincerely hope he doesn't have children of his own. Glad you lived to tell the tale!

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    Not Marsha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We didn’t have hair conditioner, so I used vaseline. I wore a bandanna on my head to school the next day.

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I touched a live electric fence. Neither myself nor my parents can explain how I didn't die.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put my Hello Kitty hairclip in an outlet because I thought that there was water in the outlets. I ended up cutting off the power for the whole house

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing how many of us actually reach adulthood

    Judith Petree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you didn't jump out of a 3rd story window with an umbrella thinking you'd be able to parachute.

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    #39

    Ah Yes, The Recognizable Shape Of A Flamingo

    Ah Yes, The Recognizable Shape Of A Flamingo

    CobWebbs Report

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps they were confused between a flamingo and a fla-pig-go.

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter loved elephants as a small kid, so in this Italian restaurant - after the really friendly waiter brought us crayons and paper - I draw one for her. Waiter came back: oh, is this a dog? My son, about 4 then: no no, it's an elephant! Waiter: Of course, how could I not see that! It's a beautiful elephant. And so on. And then the waiter proceeded to put my elephant drawing up on the wall next to kitchen door. My sister was crying by then from trying not to rofl. Anyway, tldr; that flamingo is totally fine by my standards

    Josh Lomax
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a sleep paralysis demon

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pre evolution flamingo. Lost the forearms because they were just too spindly to be of any use in trying to eat or fight off and escape from the dinosaurs that had not yet evolved into chickens.

    elcee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ears? looks awful porcine

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    #40

    My 4 Year Old Brought Me A Rubber Band And Asked Me To Do This To Him

    My 4 Year Old Brought Me A Rubber Band And Asked Me To Do This To Him

    Delzaleon Report

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a packaged sausage with the rubber bands in the meat section

    Asphalt Bubblegum
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you know what he'll look like when he's in his sixties.

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am curious to ask him what he experienced and learned from it...

    Mr. Coys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey, mom, check out my impression of grandma!"

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the Rat King's face from 1987 TMNT.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But. How to safely remove without eye injuries. That’s impressive

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    #41

    Mom, The Zombies Are Coming!!!

    Mom, The Zombies Are Coming!!!

    DAMcraft Report

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids just stare at the nearest disabled person in shock when their tablet runs out of battery

    Do-nut touch da donut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikr lol... i aint disabled but i did dye the tips of my hair green(i have really dark hair so it stood out) but half the time i forget its green,... so sometimes i see like 50 kids lookin at me and i have full on panicks in my head about why they starin only to remember i have green hair :P

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    ThreeAngryLlamas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When kids stare at me in my wheelchair, I start doing chair tricks so they immediately have positive associations with wheelchairs. My three year old brother loves running around, thumping my cane on the ground. It's just a thing to him. Disabled people don't make him uncomfortable because he sees my sister and me all the time. It's wonderful when young children have these exposures early.

    Robert B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin asked a guy once where his other leg was and the dude told him “ I left it at home”. Cousin was satisfied with that answer, though my aunt was red as a beet.

    CallaghanLive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is amazing i have so much respect for that man

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That awkward age when you are too young to understand disability/missing limbs but already know what zombies are.

    Lady Gypsy Rain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a disabled person, I’m never offended by the children. The adults, on the other hand, could take a lesson in etiquette. I’ve been accused of not being truly disabled (I’m on a cane/walker/scooter ffs, it can’t be that difficult to notice since my cane is pink and the other two are blue and red respectively. I certainly did not paint them with invisible ink like people seem to believe about my white car). I’ve had people stare. But never once have I been approached with friendly conversation to try to get to know me and understand a little bit more about the world we live in.

    Calum Sanderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd laugh hysterically if I were the armless person, I f*****g love zombie movies

    Oddly Me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've said; "They've already been here, and they ate my hand"!

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    #42

    Found This Comment On Youtube, Full Credit Goes To Whoever Said This

    Found This Comment On Youtube, Full Credit Goes To Whoever Said This

    Obvious_Thing_3520 Report

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think laptops even existed when I was that age.

    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a horrible yet hilarious way to get something you want.

    #43

    I Should Leave This Package Outside

    I Should Leave This Package Outside

    Pandamemnon Report

    Sir salad (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve read reviews about those. They are pretty hard to control

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Return to sender! Get a refund!

    RMA
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may as well bring it in. You’re never going to be able to return it.

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully the porch pirates come by. Let'm have it.

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    #44

    Blursed_victory

    Blursed_victory

    sss_spooky Report

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually very wholesome, I could tell they are a good kid if they are a good sport

    Sayumi McGrattan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My younger daughter was racing me and her big sister to the porch. Big sister won, and yelled “I win first!” I came in behind her and she announced “mommy wins second!”. Then, my younger daughter, 4 at the time, finally arrives and exclaims victoriously “I WIN LAST!”

    Lucky Singh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well sister did the same tantrum when he won the fancy dress competition but got a trophy which was smaller in size then the other prizes for runner-up she started crying on the stage it self and remove all her make up on the spot she was 5 at that time. We even clicked a photo of that now going to show that to her children.

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Also my phone tried to autocorrect to jaws to Jawa.

    Bingyu Hu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the third place: does that mean i'll get first place?! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYASS

    Bingyu Hu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but mommy..................!!!!!!!!! i wanted to get third!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #45

    No You Are Not

    No You Are Not

    tjlurk Report

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a girl if that helps! 😂😂😂

    CallaghanLive
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I older than my brother? He's six inches taller than me, but my hair is fluffier. I'm a college student if that helps.

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's in her 20's now, wonder is she knows yet

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're a girl? Oh yes, that helps. I'm not sure how, but it helps.

    simply.Taz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! These are our future leaders! Lol

    Judes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad is born on the 13th, my brother on the 14th and my sister on the 15th (all in different months). My sister once confessed that she used to be really confused as to why she's the youngest of the three. I'm glad she's figured it out.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your sister was in single-digit age range at the time, forgivable. Otherwise, I'd be worried.

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    Kel Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so confused. And no, the fact that you are a girl does not help and makes no difference. LOL

    Imma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hers is longer"? The sister or the year? I'm confused, but glad that she clarified that she's a girl.

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    #46

    Nice Idea

    Nice Idea

    TalonsofIceandFire Report

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just add a timer. Counting how long, trying to beat a certain time, whatever. Sometimes I just make a tick tick timer noise and he races to beat my “timer”. It’s unbelievably effective.

    DarkenedSoul36
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had his hand "talk" when I was younger, He named it Little Hand, and I would do anything for him.

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    Raumpfleger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant tell you how incredibly depressed I am for loosing the put-your-shoes-on race against my 5yo every single day.

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what my brother and sister in law do with their kids. "Who can go the fastest into their bed and tucked in" "who can put away the toys the fastest", etc. Make it all into games and it works, unitl they get a bit older, but by then they have the habbits

    Sunshine Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son would just decide he is not part of the competition 🤣🤣🤣

    Adelaide Bornn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old 1st grade teacher did that. We got the award for cleanest classroom

    Penny Brueggemann
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For my twins birthday in October one year, we divide it up into two teams and competed to see who could fill the pumpkin face trash bag with leaves first. My husband came home and asked how I cleared the leaves off the lawn so fast.

    Jennifer Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to play that game with my sister and cousin when it was bedtime and they wouldn't be quiet. Who ever is quiet the longest wins!!!

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! my daughter would just say "I'll let you Win mom" ;)

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    #47

    I Feel This Guy

    I Feel This Guy

    SweatyGamer69420 , twitter.com Report

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't believe Marvel stole Spider-Man from Fortnite.

    Thomas Bentley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the worst thing you can say in a john wick film is : "look at that guy from fortnite, they made a movie about him."

    best turtle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is why the boomers say we are a lost cause

    Animalamazing
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooo my will to live is ruined by Fortnite 😭😭

    Animalamazing
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooo my life is ruined by a little kid and Fortnite 😭😭

    aZZy_d3Lta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of the time I was listening to mushroom dance (by Toby Fox) and someone said he stole the song from tiktok. Undertale, which is what the song was from, came out in 2015, tiktok came out in 2016.

    Damien McDallydally
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What abou the kids who are shocked to learn that someone made books about lord of the rings from fortnite?

    Jan the doris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get it - but then I'm British...

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    #48

    I Wished

    I Wished

    RevolutionaryDiver48 , www.foxbusiness.com Report

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Credit card companies almost immediately freeze cards that have $1 charges on them (obviously stolen), but Amazon still can't figure out that no reasonable human being wants over $2,000 in desserts without flagging the purchase or checking with them first?

    Jack Perry
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean someone could be holding an event in the middle of summer, no?

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want to sell them that bad, make a Pyramid Scheme for Spongebob popsicles

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is a 4yo getting access to Amazon?

    Madster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frozen Popsicles?? I didn't realise you could get frozen goods delivered from Amazon!! (Hmmmm the possibilities 😁)

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you can. Also, they have stores called Amazon Fresh.

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    Sheila Cobb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How was this child able to do that???? Children should NOT have access to adult things!!

    Ellie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just appreciate for a moment that the popsicle he's holding has Perfect eyes

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    #49

    Well That's Incredibly Dangerous

    Well That's Incredibly Dangerous

    NeedlessTreasure69 Report

    lenka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except... I dont think thats plastic. Its a rice paper roll.

    Purple Gurl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thought counts-and the texture is about the same

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    Legend_Trooper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the thought that counts!

    Damien McDallydally
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look up 'Darwin Awards'. This kid might qualify.

    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, I don't think that's not plastic. It's rice paper. And it's soo good.

    Selenator12580
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how did this get 1.5k views and 82 likes?

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    #50

    My Man Has Not Breathe In 2-3 Months!

    My Man Has Not Breathe In 2-3 Months!

    QuietKid42069 Report

    Lil Potato
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry kid, Mr beast is busy buying 23894923864928364 cars

    Mr. Coys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Beast's next video be like: "I just became the cruelest person in the world!"

    EzDawg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes he "has not breathe"

    Darby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many dislikes on that vid tho…. WHY people WHY

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    #51

    Stomach Aches!

    Stomach Aches!

    birds_do_not_exist Report

    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought all illness was a headache :) so if I did have a sore tummy I would say I had a headache.

    Puffy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, why’d the girl think she was having a stomach ache? Or was the girl not the baby?

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl wasn't the baby. The baby was a younger sibling.

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    Dynamite Samurai Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once, I thought every illness was some kind of flu. Cancer was the flu. I called STREP the flu for months.

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    #52

    Lmao

    Lmao

    XcIusiveM Report

    Imanuella
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What what what?? Not blurred! Panda must be sleeping. Fuckbucket fuckbucket fuckbucket

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    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fuckbucketing AI censor fails!

    Dynamite Samurai Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn to spell at school. Password: Stupid Kid

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    #53

    Let’s All Give This Boy An F In The Chat

    Let’s All Give This Boy An F In The Chat

    Karenkiller49 Report

    Elise Tin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaahah HE GOT RICK ROLLED!

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    #54

    My Little Brother’s Search History

    My Little Brother’s Search History

    SergejPS Report

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still trying to play Cyberpunks 1-2076.

    a fruity dream of delusion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    much better than searching up “hot woman getting a wedgie”… (referring to an earlier post)

    #55

    I Don’t Know Where This Is Supposed To Go.. But I Think The Kid Has A Chance

    I Don’t Know Where This Is Supposed To Go.. But I Think The Kid Has A Chance

    YoImGroot Report

    Paisley Shearer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this kid is actually just upset that his coat matches his gloves

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    feel your pain kiddo.... i'd do any job for lego, even be a block

    #56

    Sad Meal

    Sad Meal

    KrevontheGreat Report

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time there were no happy meals so we had to have a “sad meal” meaning a proper one

    Pink Aesthetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    You give your kids McDonald's food?

    Rissie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that's what people do, that's why there are so many stores around. People eat out at McDonald's.

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    #57

    Can Tell This Kid Likes His Own Comment

    Can Tell This Kid Likes His Own Comment

    RoadBottle_E Report

    Isaac Nemo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man I've done this before and I am... well, a lot older lol

    #58

    This Is So Sad Again Can We Get 500 Upvotes

    This Is So Sad Again Can We Get 500 Upvotes

    mokemyweedlol69 Report

    #59

    This Is Why Youtube Removed Dislikes

    This Is Why Youtube Removed Dislikes

    Vortex2Oblivion Report

    A C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg it's terrifying to me that kiddos can get online, make videos and interact with so many unknown people.

    crowspectre (he/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children should not be on YouTube this is horrifying tbh

    #60

    You Didn’t Know The Earth Was 2022 Years Old?

    You Didn’t Know The Earth Was 2022 Years Old?

    Zeb152 Report

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had balls of steel to post the eye rolling emoji

    I Sus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh it way older than that

    Ava
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    #62

    Found This From The Garage, Apparently I Wanted A Black Table When I Was Like 7 And I Just Took A Black Marker

    Found This From The Garage, Apparently I Wanted A Black Table When I Was Like 7 And I Just Took A Black Marker

    gaygaygaygayagaugaya Report

    #63

    My Kid Lost At Fortnite And Blamed The Controller, Decided He Was Smart Enough To Take It A Part With A Knife, Broken Controller And He Still Sucks At Fortnite

    My Kid Lost At Fortnite And Blamed The Controller, Decided He Was Smart Enough To Take It A Part With A Knife, Broken Controller And He Still Sucks At Fortnite

    rainbounce Report

    #65

    Hello U Are Under The Rest For Not Paying I Tunes Gift Card Sir

    Hello U Are Under The Rest For Not Paying I Tunes Gift Card Sir

    iBudder3 Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *curls up under the rest with a mousie toy and a sock* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

    Kel Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! The rest! Wait...I would actually love some rest right now. No ITunes for you! I will gladly take the free rest.

    Nate Lefkowitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Under the rest? Good! I’ve been needing a good nap.

    Aqsa Azam
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh these texts are so common here as well

    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The is some serious fuckbucketing weirdness. Scammers, at least try making it sound right.

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thu wasn't a kid but a fully grown scum of the earth adult human scammer

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    #66

    Kid Has A Bright Future Ahead Of Him In Mathematics

    Kid Has A Bright Future Ahead Of Him In Mathematics

    WordOfReddit Report

    guhh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg! I have infinite dollars in my bank account!

    Entity_unfound She/they/it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used a calculator this kid is right and wrong at the same time

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    Phobrek Taz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the answer is "undefined" and not infinite. But I'm no mathematician

    ---
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's right, but only if you consider the limit of that; there's no finite answer

    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mwahaha! I'm the richest person in the world! This proves it!

    Allison Dalton
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't divide something by zero, so the answer would be undefined. I just learned this recently, so we were on the same boat!

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    #67

    W

    W

    acrispwithglasses Report

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol giving me "yardwork simulator" vibes from the simpsons

    #68

    My Little Brothers Jokes From When He Was Around 7

    My Little Brothers Jokes From When He Was Around 7

    thatrandofurry Report

    guhh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ashamed to admit but I actually laughed at these

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guhh: and on top of that you publicly admitted to it.

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    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some words just have a very attractive cadence to a kid. When I was little I overheard older boys on the bus talking about “fingerbanging” and thought it meant they made pew pew finger guns at their girlfriends. I was admonished for months for constantly saying it. When I was a little older I saw a nature doc that explained phototropism. They’re both my favorite sounding words to this day, regardless of meaning.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard the first one from 'Dog Man'

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    #69

    I Found This App Review

    I Found This App Review

    ILikeGachaNotCringe Report

    Sir salad (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has happened to me before

    Dynamite Samurai Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rip I've heard of demension travle but never herobrine coming to your house

    #70

    I Work In It. We Had A Request To Disable The Search Bar After This

    I Work In It. We Had A Request To Disable The Search Bar After This

    Deoderant65 Report

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most mature Minecraft SMP fan

    Kel Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the yelling, and then the normal 'penis'

    Puffy Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, the “penis” at the end cracks me up

    I Sus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last word tho “penis” XD

    Dynamite Samurai Koala
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God geaorge I found a ruined portal ong djdnslksbslslsndb t sapnap no don't use that axe wait what dafuq is that techno falling from the sky hdjdksldbbslsldjdndkdkkd pens

    DJ B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean "IT," not "It."

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    #71

    Who Wants To Tell Him?

    Who Wants To Tell Him?

    3MisterMrE Report

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no... Don't tell him yet.

    Trillian
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coconuts aren't nuts anyway

    sane potato (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that there are 8yr olds seeing stuff like this-

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    #72

    This Kid Is 10000000 Percent Stupid

    This Kid Is 10000000 Percent Stupid

    acranekids Report

    Autistic apricot
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never, anyways how would you watch your favourite YouTuber, Preston?

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does this kid know what a virgin is? How has he learned gatekeeping at such a young age?

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this kid just got really mad at a Minecraft youtuber

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Good grief....who do they think made it????

    #73

    Japanese

    Japanese

    reddit.com Report

    #74

    My Brother Has Been Claiming He Has Depression For The Last 15 Minutes Because He Doesn’t Like Third Season Of His Favorite Series

    My Brother Has Been Claiming He Has Depression For The Last 15 Minutes Because He Doesn’t Like Third Season Of His Favorite Series

    reddit.com Report

    ace lesbian demigirl(she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no he has a point. Im still upset because my little Sebby was only in 1 episode of S3 HSMTMTS.

    le_smol_froge
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    S2 good omens (the ending) 😭😭😭😭

    #75

    I Feel So Sad For This Poor Guy, We Need Some Fs In The Chat

    I Feel So Sad For This Poor Guy, We Need Some Fs In The Chat

    Karenkiller49 Report

    Nate Lefkowitz
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does that sound like something I would do lol

    Calum Sanderson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid I'd hang out around the house in my shirt and briefs. My brother had micromachine figures form Star Wars. I'd steal them and "hide" them in my briefs. I don't even think it was anything sexual, it was simply the closest thing I had to a pocket lmao

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    #76

    I Found A Comrade

    I Found A Comrade

    YU_APPLE Report

    Artistic Panda (he him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this video has 148k likes is disturbing

    Wadofbees
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that we should burn all systems and create a new one where potatoes are currency.

    Do-nut touch da donut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two things...1, do u know the definition of communism...2, w h a t just what

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this look like the disaster girl meme?

    #77

    A Kids Review Because Of Jailbreak On Roblox

    A Kids Review Because Of Jailbreak On Roblox

    kota-fishy Report

    #78

    That Doesn't Add Up

    That Doesn't Add Up

    quiana_kingg Report

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My adopted family is Mexican and my mom and sister (who are Mexican) are always talking about how they "hate Mexicans". They're both quite racist against their own race XD

    Mildly Annoyed Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self-loathing at such a young age is harsh.

    Sir salad (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She half hates herself. She’s getting there

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    #79

    Kicking A Wall

    Kicking A Wall

    Repentance_rules Report

    Kel Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dude...no one cares about your toes

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has no empathy for his toes

    Emma Kilcup
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The description says "No one was harmed"🤷🏻‍♀️

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    Jellybean the Jellyfish(they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually kind of want to know if they did break their toes-

    #80

    Hasn't Spoken To Us For The Last Half Hour Because We Didn't Give Him Any More Cheese

    Hasn't Spoken To Us For The Last Half Hour Because We Didn't Give Him Any More Cheese

    JohnnyDeformed1 Report

    Ent Hugger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean... i see this as a totally fair reaction when someone stops handing over the cheese....

    James D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me at Christmas.... or anytime really

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...now you know how to get some peace and quiet in the house.

    #81

    “ I Don’t Want You To Be Eaten By A Shark”

    “ I Don’t Want You To Be Eaten By A Shark”

    dhamgenius Report

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol! I’m on one of those islands and it’s roughly the size of the state of Connecticut. The other Hawaiian islands doubled in size is still smaller than my island.

    Cookie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did too. Guess I was dumb

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    #83

    My Younger Sibling Sent Me This

    My Younger Sibling Sent Me This

    foxery1 Report

    Samia Guled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even having 3 other siblings, i have no actual idea what this picture is. it has flabbergasted, flunked, and possibly obliterate my 1 3/4 brain cell

    #85

    This Discord Kid

    This Discord Kid

    CorodanDenis2 Report

    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second kid who died on this thread

    #86

    Dumb Kid Thinks He Won’t Get Banned By Using A Smart Band

    Dumb Kid Thinks He Won’t Get Banned By Using A Smart Band

    Artemiogomez11 Report

    Owen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what you'd expect from someone who names themself "supermariologan"

    #87

    I Got My Son Among Us And Then He Taped The Vent Lid To The Ground

    I Got My Son Among Us And Then He Taped The Vent Lid To The Ground

    boitatnoice Report

    #88

    I'm 26

    I'm 26

    QuietKid42069 Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...it could be a 26 year old using their daughter/sister as a profile pic

    jay <3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the f**k ur not- unless you are lol

    #89

    Why Does This Have So Many Likes

    Why Does This Have So Many Likes

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    Rocke-Road
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6124 People really wanted to see pt. 2

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Popular kid YouTubers have shared all of these posts on their cheap KidsAreStupid content, which draws their millions of subscribers to the original videos.

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    guhh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    goddamn 6124 likes I hope we got a part two

    Mary Guerinot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you all even look at the post? The 6,124 votes are at the thumbs down, not the like one!

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    #90

    Came Home To Find My Brother Destroyed My Art Project Due In A Week

    Came Home To Find My Brother Destroyed My Art Project Due In A Week

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    Wombat1985
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. To be fair, it looks like something you could replicate comfortably in a week...

    #91

    Why... Tiktok? Like Your 7

    Why... Tiktok? Like Your 7

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    Emma London
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope that thr Vuitton wasn't real.

    Pink Aesthetic
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She isn't even allowed to use TikTok for 6 years!

    Stro Bro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she wants it, then it's fine. No need to gatekeep

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    #92

    He Forgot To Change Accounts, I Guess

    He Forgot To Change Accounts, I Guess

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    Thor Haugen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, not wrong. I am older, so my parents spanked. And they grounded (no TV for a week, no going outside the yard for a week, etc.). But public humiliation was never a punishment. It is child abuse.

    Tanii
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that 6 pple liked it....

    #94

    Little Brother Threw Small Train Against TV

    Little Brother Threw Small Train Against TV

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    Kel Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin's family has broken 5 TVs in 2022, mostly her 3-year-old brother, but her 7-year-old brother has broken one as well. Her mom doesn't even think that they deserve to have a TV anymore, but the grandparents keep buying them TVs.

    Midnightoil
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grandparents are helping kids learn whst consequences are...

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    #95

    Did This Kid Just Call Reddit An Ip Grabber?

    Did This Kid Just Call Reddit An Ip Grabber?

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this is a stupid kid, he doesn't know if something is safe and instead of taking the word of a stranger on the internet he is asking his dad to check it's safe. That's a smart kid who knows internet safety!

    mummy pig
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im actualy proud of this kid!!

    #96

    My Sister Thought That This Was A Smart Idea ... She Lost The Other Key To

    My Sister Thought That This Was A Smart Idea ... She Lost The Other Key To

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    Toni Epple
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the problem? The key is on a keyring and she can simply slide it out.

    Kirsty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can open those locks with a pen or a paperclip. Just poke something in the keyhole it'll pop right open. X

    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they come that way by default.

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To what??? Yes, I know it's *too.

    #97

    I Got My Stomach Pumped Lol

    I Got My Stomach Pumped Lol

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    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you say you were dumb when obviously an ADULT put BLEACH in a CUP and left it IN THE KITCHEN?

    Some black giirrrrllll
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But who drinks a random cup of water found in the kitchen? With literally no idea who put it there or when it was even put there?

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    Caroline Kimber
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad that one word was blurred out - are people STILL using that word?!

    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought too. That word makes me so angry, having been called it for being in a wheelchair (the guy was shouting so many awful things at me that an off duty police officer came over and told him if he didn't stop she would arrest him and be eventually let and she waited with me until I was all sorted and ready to drive off. All because I told him I didn't need help lifting my wheelchair over my lap onto the passenger seat but thank you for asking. That apparently made me a fake disabled person as a real disabled person would not only accept help but need help?!?! This word was sadly one of the more polite words he used too!) so anyone who uses it even in this context makes me angry.

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    #98

    Ok Then

    Ok Then

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    Samia Guled
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably a 7 y/o using their mum's phone

    EmbersAreOut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg minx is awesome. (So is Quackity)

    #99

    Welp, It's The Thought That Counts

    Welp, It's The Thought That Counts

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    Sasy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this even here

    PolymathNecromancer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the other hand, adults rarely have the ballls to declare "I'm homophobic"..... they just skewer people instead of announcing it and moving on....

    void
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate that we had to end on THAT

    Some black giirrrrllll
    Community Member
    2 years ago

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    Tbh, we just have to accept that not everybody will be an lgbtq+ ally. The same way not everybody will be NOT racist or sexist. We'll always have good and bad people, supportive and unsupportive people. Be good while you can.🤷🏽‍♀️

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