Learning a new language can be a tricky affair. Thankfully, we now have countless translation apps that make navigating foreign places much easier. But sometimes, those same tools do the exact opposite. A simple sentence can turn into something hilariously wrong. What was meant to be helpful suddenly becomes unforgettable.
Today, we’ve rounded up some funny Japanese translation fails that show how easily meanings can get mixed up. From signs that accidentally suggest eating people to instructions that sound wildly illegal, these mistranslations are impossible to ignore. Keep scrolling for a collection that’s equal parts confusing and entertaining.
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"No Move Because Lazy" Is My Life Motto
Memory Lane, Tokyo
The thing I can't stand is when I go to a buffet and find that some inconsiderate a-hole has taken a bite out of several people. Either take the full person or just leave it, ok?
At A Guest House In Yufuin
Japanese is a fascinating language that feels completely different from many others. The sentence structure alone can flip what English speakers are used to. Verbs often come at the very end, which means you sometimes have to wait to find out what’s actually happening. It can feel like listening to a story in reverse. This difference is part of what makes Japanese both challenging and exciting to learn.
I Took This Pic When I Was In Japan In 2010, And It Makes Me Smile To This Day
Don't Order A Buffet
Taken In A Donki In Osaka
One of the first things that surprises people is that Japanese doesn’t rely on just one writing system. In fact, it uses several. The oldest is kanji, which are Chinese characters introduced between the 4th and 6th centuries via Korea. These characters often represent ideas rather than sounds. Many kanji have multiple readings, which can be confusing at first. But they also add depth and nuance to the language. Over time, patterns begin to emerge. What feels overwhelming slowly becomes familiar.
Still Trying To Determine If This Is A List Of Available Amenities Or The Names Of Alternative Rock Bands That Have Stayed Here
Translation Of The Week
Gentlemen Only Floors In A Manga Store In Akihabara
Alongside kanji, Japanese uses hiragana, a softer, more rounded script. Hiragana is mainly used for grammatical elements like verb endings and particles. It helps glue sentences together and shows how words function. Children often learn hiragana first because it’s more approachable. Then there’s katakana, which looks sharper and more angular. Seeing a word in katakana usually signals something borrowed from another language. Together, these scripts work as a team.
On The Top Of Yambiko, Nozawa Onsen
The Best Sign I Have Encountered In Japan
When You Decide To Go To Japan After A Breakup
Then there’s romaji, which is the Roman alphabet. It’s commonly used for beginners, signage, and international communication. You’ll see it on train stations, menus, and street signs. While romaji isn’t used much in everyday writing by native speakers, it plays an important role for visitors. It helps bridge the gap when everything else feels unfamiliar. Many people start learning Japanese through romaji before transitioning to the other scripts. Think of it as training wheels. Helpful, but not the final destination.
Or What? Feeling Threatened In Sapporo Station
Never Teach Your Garbage To Swim Kids. Found In Niseko Japan
Where Do I Sign Up? Found In Takayama
Another fun quirk is how Japanese handle months. Unlike English, months don’t have unique names. Instead, they’re numbered. The kanji for moon, 月, is used, and a number is placed before it. January is literally “month one,” February is “month two,” and so on. Simple, logical, and easy to remember. Despite this difference, Japan follows the same calendar system used globally. So while the wording changes, the timeline stays familiar. It’s practical in a very Japanese way.
Maybe A Bit Harsh?
Signage That Is Definitely Out Of Control
Alright, I Get It! No Parsons With Tattos! At The Springs Hiyoshi Onsen In Kyoto
Parson, rector, vicar, priest, mullah, minister, pastor - out they all go!
Articles like “a” and “the” don’t exist in Japanese at all. There’s no direct way to mark something as definite or indefinite. Instead, meaning comes from context. A single word can refer to one thing or many things depending on the situation. This can feel confusing for learners at first. You have to listen closely and read between the lines. But it also makes the language more flexible.
This Sign My Roommate Found In Japan
That's So Kind Of You. Thanks For Your Offer. Anytime Fitness, Tokyo
No Touching… Except
From a linguistic perspective, Japanese is considered an isolate. That means it isn’t directly related to major language families like Indo-European or Sino-Tibetan. It didn’t evolve alongside English, Spanish, or Chinese in the same way. This is one reason it feels so different structurally. Even familiar concepts can be expressed in unfamiliar ways. Learning Japanese often feels like stepping into a whole new system of thinking.
Brought To You By The Makers Of "Story Is Words"
Would I Hesitate? Outside Hakone Checkpoint
I Mean, I Don't Know Where I'll Put It, But... Seen In A Grocery Store In Kanagawa
All of these elements come together to make Japanese truly unique. It’s a language built on layers, context, and subtlety. It rewards patience and curiosity. While it can be tricky at first, it’s also incredibly expressive. Small changes can shift tone, politeness, or meaning entirely. That depth is why people fall in love with it.
Hostel In Sapporo
Fair Enough. Setagaya, Tokyo
Hoping To Buy A Fragrance In Japan
I would like to purchase a little hope and I would send it to the US right now.
All of these posts highlight just how unique the Japanese language really is, and how translating it can sometimes lead to unexpected results. Small shifts in wording can completely change the meaning, often in the funniest ways. Language is full of surprises like that. Did any of these translations make you laugh or do a double take? Have you ever come across a sign or phrase that didn’t quite translate right while traveling? Share your favorite moment with us.
Spotted On The Way Home Last Night By Daily Yamazaki In Front Of Toyocho Station
I Saw This In Nara, Japan
In Hotel Elevator, Shizuoka. It’s A Double Whammy, But I Have Been Stiff Lately. Maybe I Should Get A Deep Knee Bend
Farmer's Market In Fujiyoshida
Stay Hydrated In Ginza, Tokyo
Yep They Are! Nishinariku, Osaka
Someone Was Having A Bad Day At The 7-11
Found In Hamone, Japan
Stop The Floor! Animate Akihabara, Tokyo
Adults Should Not Wear Hats… Taken In Odaiba, Tokyo
Got It… In A Vintage Kimono Shop, Kyoto
Please Do Not Enter The Women
In A Furniture Store In Misawa, Japan
So You Can Make Eggs With Japan, Interesting
Around Noon At Office, Shinagawa, Tokyo
Is This A New Trend?
In A Hotel Elevator (Fukuoka, Japan)
Ask Me What? Found Around Tazawa Lake In Japan
Too Bad. Actually I Had The Intention To Explore Kyoto After Breakfast But I Need To Go Back To My Room
I'm Trying To Understand But Why Sandwich Is Getting Involved?
At A Supermarket Entrance In Shibuya City
Sorry, I Can’t. At Takino Snow World, Sapporo
As Seen In Japan
Description Of Smoked Eggs, Found In Japan
Only Available In Japan
This Rule Seems Fair Misspelled Or Not. Seen At Entrance To Underground Shopping Center, Tokyo Station
What we perceive in English as the "L" and "R" sounds aren't morphemic in Japanese, which has only one liquid consonent whose value is somewhere between the two. I was visiting a friend and saw a blister-packed plastic gadget labeled "Remon Squeezer" hanging on his kitchen wall. I reflexively asked "What's a remon?" "I bought in the kitchenwares section of a supermarket during my last visit to Japan" he said.
Quite Disgusting. At Kawaguchiko “Koyo Matsuri”
Same, Sign. Same. Nintendo Museum, Kyoto Next To The Toad Bobbleheads
At A Restaurant In Bunkyo-Ku, Tokyo. People Were Actually Very Nice And Friendly, Maybe Because I Went There For A Dinner
Supermarket In Isumi, Chiba
Found In Tokyo
That’s A Shame. Needed One For A Couple Of Days Fresco Gojo Ohashi (Kyoto)
Kansai International Airport Doutor, Ground Floor, Arrivals
Japan's Request To A Visitor
Made In Japan Eraser
Spotted In Japan. Very Conforrable
At A Hotel Lobby In Kyoto
In Hiroshima Today
I Need This Sign. Ministop In Hamamatsu City
At A Hotel Breakfast Buffet In Sapporo. Who Licked These?
Amanohashidate Station
The Signs Are Sensitive Here In Shiga Kogen, Nagano
I Would Like The Meetings In A Lobby. Found In Fukuoka, Japan
For The Malicious Ones Out There. Osaka, Japan
Ok, I'll Cooperate. Outside Shijo Station, Kyoto
I Mean It's A Natural Part Of Life But Ok. At Tokyo Station Ladies Toilets In One Of The Shinkansen Track Areas
Don’t Skateboard Or Whatever. You Know What We Mean, Don’t Make Me Write It All Out. All That Stuff You Do (Kasai-Rinkai Park)
In A Jewellery/Trinket Store. As I Am Dutch, Would I Be Allowed To Take A Photo?
Today At The Vaccination Centre Of A Private University In Tokyo
No This Can't Be The End! No, Not Like This! Restaurant At Ski Resort In Hakuba, Nagano
Out Of Context, A Sentence. In Context, Engrish Candidate. Spotted In A Taxi In Japan. I Still Don't Know What I Am Supposed To Take Care Of
Ah Japan, Full Of Great Engrish
At A Closed Path In A Park In Japan
Bus In Sagamihara, Kanagawa
I'm In Akiba Today, Doing Research On What Laptops Are Worth Buying Used. I Came Across This
It Closes All Day Every Day Skytree Tokyo
During Security Camera Recording. Saw This Sign While Visiting Japan Last Week, And I’m Still Wondering What Will Happen During The Recording
Found In A Subway Station In Japan
From A Recent Trip To Japan. The Devil’s In The Detail
Outside A Takeaway In Shibuya
I'm quite willing to forgive a burger made with Wagyu beef for a mispelled "double".
Ten Bosch House
I Have No Idea What This Restaurant In Niigata Is Trying To Say
Kids In Nishinomiya Are Dangerous
Congratulations, You Made Me Chuckle
Understandable. Found In Hiroshima
Just Got Back From Japan
🎶 Me and my arrow - straighter than narrow. Wherever we go, everyone knows it's me and my arrow. 🎶
